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skipper1331 · 2 months ago

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Art // Leah Williamson

You loved playing football yet drawing and painting was your silent passion. A passion nobody really knew about.

It all started when you were a kid. After a bad day, lost match you would be so angry and disappointed that you would draw your anger away. It didn‘t matter if it was with pencils, crayons or acrylic, you didn‘t care if it was on paper or on a canvas. You just had to draw/paint.

Slowly, it not only started to reduce your anger but to become a daily thing. Over the years you got better and better and even sold some paintings.

When you moved to London, transfered to Arsenal from the german league you took your painting utils with you.

In your new apartment was an extra room which used to be a guest room - you didn't need it, so you set it up as a painting room. The floor was covered with foil as were parts of the wall while many canvases and tubes of paint stood on the newly built shelves. Your desk was full of paper, sketchbooks, pens, erasers, etc. everything an artist needed. It was your favorite room in your apartment.

As the weeks went on, you drew everything interesting. Such as the training facility, jerseys, the stadium and much more.

But If someone would have looked through your sketchbook they would‘ve noticed that there was one thing or rather one person which was drawn very often. Arsenals number 6. Leah Williamson. You couldn‘t explain why but she was incredible. Everything about her was perfect; her talent, her personality, her smile. You just could not not draw her. Often you only realized that you had drawn her after your drawing was already finished and when drawing number 12 of Leah was finished you knew you had a crush on her. What you didn‘t realize though was a) she also developed a crush on you and b) your face and hands covered in paint and pencil has not gone unnoticed. To find out why that was the team formed an alliance. When Rosa questioned why they simply didn‘t ask you her head was smacked from Kyra, Alessia and Vic. "It‘s much more exciting this way" Kyra replied mischievously.

Mission Colour had officially started.

On bus rides, plane flights, away games you would always have your 'away sketchbook' and one pencil with you just to calm down or to stay calm. Most of the time you sat next to Manu, your national teammate. She was like big sister to you and of course she knew about your drawing talent but what she didn‘t know was that a few teammates wanted to find out. As well Manu knew about your little crush, not because you told her but because she saw your sketch of Leah and connected the dots.

It was the next day when you came to training with a blue stripe on you forehead and hands covered with many shades of blue. This morning you worked on your current project (a painting of the ocean) and lost track of time. You hadn‘t had the chance to look in the mirror again after you rushed out of your flat to the car.

Fast forward, here you were in the training facility in bright red clothes while your skin was covered in blue.

"Looking like Papa smurf" Katie laughed, gently shoving you towards the mirror in the changing room.

Your eyes widened in horror, "Shit" aggressively you started to rub at the stripe of paint but it was too late. The stripe was already dry. Making your way to the bathroom, you wet the paper towel, not much hope about cleaning your face.

"Hey" you heard a voice beside you, your eyes locking with the blonde defenders through the mirror, "do you need some help?" Leah asked, already concerned by the way you aggressively rubbed your forehead, "hey, lemme-" the girl gently tugged at your wrist as she turned you to face her. She grabbed another paper towel, putting a tiny bit of soap on it before she put it under water. In silence, the taller girl started to clean your face. Her movements were slow and tender as she tried to stay cool while she was so close to you. In the meantime, you admired the blonde, scanned every feature of her face.

"Secretly a Chelsea fan, huh?" the gunner asked, trying to ease the obvious tension in the room.

"Gosh no," you chuckled, "I was working on my new proctect this morning and lost track of time" you admitted, Leah raising a brow in return.

"You must think I’m pretty unorganized, hm?"

"of course not!" She replied immediately, "i was just wondering, project? What project?"

"It‘s nothing much, just a painting project" you shrugged your shoulders, "the ocean."

"I didn‘t know you could paint" she stated, the dots connecting with all the paint stains that covered your clothes and body since you had arrived in London.

"Maybe you‘d like to see some of my works?" your voice was quiet, shy as you nervously scratched your neck.

"It‘s a date" the same moment, Leah dropped the comment, you heard Kim call, "training starts" which let Leah hurry out of the room, leaving you completely shocked and with a mix of nervousness and excitement alone. Was she serious?

"Leah, wait!"

Training had finished half an hour ago, the girls, including you, doing their usual routines, some had physio, some went straight to the showers or others that just changed their clothes happy to finally go home - Leah, one of the girls who preferred to shower at home after a particularly long cardio session.

"Were you serious about the date? Because if not that would be totally fine, but if so, I’d really like to go on a date with you" you rambled, "we could go out for dinner or i could cook for you or not, because I’m not the greatest cook, but maybe take out would be fine too?! whatever you like works for me!"

"Take a deep breath, love" she smiled, squeezing your hand, "i was serious" her cheeks slowly turning red, "sorry, could‘ve been a bit more romantic, i admit, but indeed, I’d be very happy to go on a date with you"

"Oh, really!" you were so surprised, shocked even that the Leah Williamson wanted to go on a date with you.

"Yes, really. What about this: I’ll go home for a shower and at-" she looked at her watch, "at 7, I’ll be at your front door with some food in my hands. Neither of us has to cook and we can have a nice and relaxed evening, how does that sound?"

"That sounds perfect, thank you"

"See you soon" she smiled, pressing a kiss to your cheek as she felt brave enough to do so in that moment.

Like in trance, you watched her walk away while your fingers touched the spot were lips had been a few seconds ago. Wow.

On the other hand as soon as Leah sat in her car, she did a little happy dance, finally getting the chance to spend some time with you alone and even better, being able to call it a date.

5 minutes early the defender stood in front of your door, two bags of food in one hand while the other hand held a bouquet of flowers.

With confidence Leah rang the door bell, she felt untouchable. She had a date with the prettiest girl and nothing would stop her from trying to be the best version of herself for you. She really wanted this to work out.

In all honesty, Leah had been crushing on you for quite a while. It all started with an international friendly where you both were captaining your nations. You fell in conversation easily, the blonde friends with some of your national teammates.

Since then the Lioness followed you on your socials, also enjoying watching you play football - something about your technic and brain for the game made her fall in love with football all over again.

When the announcement was made that you‘d join Arsenal, she was excited, overly so. She wanted to talk to you again, be your friend. But soon the thought of just being friends combined with her little crush on you that was getting bigger and bigger day by day was long forgotten. She wanted to get to know you, on a deeper level than just the typical friendly one.

"Hey! Welcome in" you said with a wide smile, stepping aside.

"Hi, these are for you" the defenders cheeks turned slightly pink as yours did too.

"These are beautiful, thank you so much" the bouquet was big mix of multiple flowers in multiple colours, "i didn‘t know what your favorite flower was, so i bought one of each they had"

"I love it and I really appreciate it" shy smiles were exchanged before your attention was brought back, "follow me. So this is my living room and as you can see, there‘s my kitchen. I hope you like wine? I found this one in my cupboard" you pointed at the bottle on your coffee table. "Here let me plate the food, make yourself a home" as you wandered off to the kitchen, Leah admired your home. It was tidy yet looked very cozy. Then her gaze fell to various of pictures and paintings you had in your living room. One in particular caught her attention, it reminded her of something that she couldn’t form in words, an familiar warm feeling filled her chest as she looked at it closely - something about this painting was special.

The night went on with an ease, everything felt so natural. Dinner was great, the conversation flowing, the tv long forgotten as both of your attentions were on each other. Throughout the night the two of you had moved closer, knees already touching as you shared jokes and stories about everything and nothing.

"I must say, i really like the paintings in here. This one especially" she pointed at your favorite.

"Thank you, that‘s very nice of you to say"

"How much did they cost you? They look so expensive!" she admired, quickly realizing what an rude question she asked, "oh I’m so sorry, that‘s not something I should be asking"

"No, don’t worry, you’re good" you assured her, "they didn‘t cost me anything, i did them myself" you said, "well, that‘s a lie, i had to buy the canvas and the paint but other than that i didn‘t cost me anything."

"No way! You really did these? Are you joking?"

You shook your head.

"Wow! These are amazing. Like seriously, you’ve got some serious talent!"

Soon you furiously started to blush, getting all shy as you looked away from the gunner.

"Can i see the ocean painting which you talked earlier about?" she remembered, hoping to get see more of your work.

"Sure, but it‘s not finished yet"

"That‘s fine. I‘d see anything you painted, really, this is so impressive"

"Stop" you buried your face in your hands, your cheeks as hot as ever, the tip of your ears a deep shade of red, "hey, no. Don’t hide that pretty face of yours" taking your hands out of your face, you stared at each other as everything around you fell silent. Both of you were so close, if you would just lean forward-

"Here follow me" you broke the silence, grabbing the lioness’ hand and dragging her to your art room, "don’t mind the mess" you said as you opened the door, showing Leah the inside of your heart.

For once, the defender didn‘t know what to say. Everywhere she looked where painting, sketches and drawings. It was like she not only stepped into your heart but also your brain.

"Wow" she whispered, in utter disbelief at what she saw. You did this. All of this!

Walking around the room Leah felt like she was at an art gallery, heavily impressed about the beauty she got to see in each painting.

"May i look in these too?" she asked once she was at your desk, sketchbooks across the table.

Slowly, you nodded. In that moment, you didn’t even think about the fact that you had sketched Leah too, and that more than once.

Every now and then, compliments slipped out while her fingers traced the lines and shapes of your art.

Then she stopped, silence deafening, "is that me?" she whispered, looking at more pages of herself.

"What? Shit, no, no, no." With a few quick steps, you slammed the book shut. Too embarrassed to even look at her, "you weren‘t supposed to see those" you muttered.

"So it was me?" she asked again, even though it was quite obvious that it was her indeed.

"Yes, I’m sorry. I‘m not a creep i promise! You‘re just- just so-" your brain went blank.

"yeah?"

"you‘re… you‘re just so amazing and i- I really like you. And i only realized that i sketched you once it was too late. I‘m really sorry! You weren‘t even supposed to see them. I‘m not a creep, I’m just in love with you and i never thought you‘d like me back and now you‘re here with me on date. Well at least that‘s what you said it was. But it‘s totally fine, if you don’t want it to be a date anymore or if you want leave now or-" in the middle of your ramble, Leah cut you off, with her lips gently pressing against your own, a perfect way to shut you up. Your body relaxed immediately as your lips responded to the new sensation. Leah’s hands fell to your hips while yours laid on her stomach, your brain not knowing where else to put them as it was completely consumed by Leah kissing you.

Here you were in the heart of your art with Leah, the most beautiful girl, who was kissing you, the artist.

And even though, most artist are only known for their work by everyone after their death, you weren‘t most and Leah surely wasn‘t everyone. She was the one.

"Wow"

"Indeed wow"

You both stared at each other in silence, loving the tranquil atmosphere you had created.

"So what should i call you now? Picasso? Van Gogh? Michelangelo? Da Vinci?"

You laughed at her comment, playfully hitting her chest while she pulled you even closer in return.

"While i did like Papa smurf, I’d eventually prefer my girlfriend" she smiled, leaning in once again.

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chocolate-sherberries · 4 months ago

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People talking about holes in the major character stories - and yes that is true - there is so much emotional distance between all the characters and the audience and such a lack of growth in their journey, always running in circles and everything.

But at the same time I am thinking how even their emergencies/calls seem to have such emotional distance - I remember in early seasons mostly 1 to 6 just bawling my eyes out for those random emergencies - like it was the adrenaline rush and the tears I cried during the baby in the pipe emergency that sucked me in the show, before I began forming attachments to the characters and their stories.

Like I remember having such an emotional connection to those characters who would just appear for five - ten minutes in the show and being on the edge of my seat for resolve, my heart racing thinking will they or won't they survive and all of that.

Even the comedy element of the emergencies had some real depth to them in the previous seasons - like the Smurf lady or all those treasure hunt emergencies or the Bridezella... These past two seasons even the comic element of them doesn't have the same depth they used to have - I don't know how to describe it but there seemed be a sense of heart even in those comic relief emergencies, all we got is an alien hand and Brad almost killing some random actor because he is as Bobby said 'an entitled man child'.

Even the characters - the 118, Athena and Maddie - have such an emotional distance from those emergencies. I had such hopes from the baby in the pipe emergency in 8x06 and hoped for Eddie to have some catharsis but I don't know it felt like such an easy and fast resolve. It was a scary emergency and a good concept, but it didn't have the emotional high-stake I hoped it would with the way they promoted it in the promo.

And don't even get me started on the disaster emergencies... While I love Bathena and that plane landing scene has my whole heart... but why are the high stake emergencies in these season premieres and finale only involving Bobby and Athena. Give me the Earthquake and Tsunami like emergencies - that season 1 Plane Crash, the bridge collapse, the Blackout - where all characters have a part to play and I feel my heart racing for all of them and they all get to be total badasses in the rescues in their own way.

Seriously, are they having Chat GPT writing their episodes or what? Please, if you can't seem to invest in the storyline of your characters (which technically you should if you want your show to have some real heart to it), then at least, bring back those high-stake adrenaline rushes and the emotional depth into your emergencies or what is the point of the show being a procedural?

#911 abc #bobby nash #athena grant #athena grant nash #howard han #chimney han #maddie buckley #maddie buckley han #henrietta wilson #karen wilson #eddie diaz #evan buckley #tommy kinard

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tsams-and-co-memes · 11 months ago

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TMGAFS Monty Canon Info

Updated - 11/10/24

Monty’s likes:

Winning

Screwing with people

Trains

Tea

Aggressive humor

Earth

Money

Frolicking

Monty’s dislikes:

Clickbaiting people

Fire

Their favorite season is winter

Kids (<- their thoughts and feelings towards kids may or may not be different now)

Their dad

Stitchwraith

Eclipse

Bloodmoon

El Chip

Miscellaneous:

Monty is gender-fluid and bisexual

Their dad is British. It’s probably fair to assume that by extension, that makes Monty British, too

They have a sister who is a lawyer in Germany

Their mom is dead, and Monty was the one who handled most (if not all) of her funeral arrangements and expenses

They get extremely competitive over gaming

They have a temper and swear a lot

They have ADHD

Monty’s father and sister are human, but were genetically modified to look more like gators. Fazbear's merely bought their dad's likeness and used it to create Monty (<- partial retcon, it seems that Millie is an animatronic like Monty now. Everything about their dad is still pretty concrete)

Monty’s sister’s name is Millie

Their parents used to argue frequently

They once worked as a bartender

Monty’s sister (Millie) is very professional, even outside of her working hours (according to their dad)

Monty’s dad was a horrible parent

They con and rob NFT bros

They don’t pay taxes - they apparently owe $8 and some odd cents to the IRS

Monty built an off brand Vegeta animatronic and a husky animatronic

Monty had a kill switch at one point from Fazbear’s to shut them down if they did anything super bad, but the kill switch no longer works

Monty and Millie play Minecraft together and talk just about every other day, which would mean they have a decently close relationship

Monty plays D&D with Puppet sometimes

Monty hires a photographer to take pictures of them every few months, and the photographer charges $10,000 per picture. They then pay off the photographer with Monopoly money

They had a dragon ball phase

Monty used to sell food to the cartel

Apparently Monty’s nemesis is hip Yoda

Monty knows how to drive and seems to be a better teacher than Sun. It's implied that Monty also knows how to fly planes

Monty knows what Millie's job is, but they don't know the specifics about it

Monty is Francine's godfather

Monty apparently smells like hand sanitizer, according to Earth

Monty’s a fan of alcohol and drinks every so often

Monty has killed an entire population of smurf people

Funtime Freddy had a habit of looking through Monty’s window at night and watching them sleep

Monty recently sold a Chili's to Moon (implied, since Moon recently bought it and Monty said that they recently sold it)

Monty swears more when drunk

Monty shows up late for work and then leaves early

Monty knows Spanish

Monty's tail gets stiff when they are angry (fact yoinked from the wiki)

In the past Monty had asked out Glamrock Chica but ended up getting rejected (fact yoinked from the wiki)

Their tail has been said to be magnetic meaning that it can take it off and move it around. Lunar liked to play with it (fact yoinked from the wiki)

Apparently, they are banned from Switzerland for some unknown reason (fact yoinked from the wiki)

They nuked Sweden for unknown reasons (fact yoinked from the wiki)

They are the ones who updated the daycare and have access to cameras (fact yoinked from the wiki)

They had a space station at one point, but it was destroyed by meteors (I think?)

Monty sold a space apartment/house to Sun once, but the place was also destroyed

Monty’s been to jail before

Monty experiments with "medicinal stuff" (with there being implications that the "medicinal stuff" is actually weed. There are two bongs in their new house, and Foxy even picked one of the bongs up and directly referred to it as "weed paraphernalia")

Despite being an animatronic, Monty has functioning taste buds

Monty knows how to pilot (?) a ship

Monty is a grill master and is good at cooking

#mgafs #tmgafs #tmgafs monty #mgafs monty #the monty and foxy show #monty and foxy show #monty gator and foxy show monty #monty gator #the monty gator and foxy show #the monty gator and foxy show monty #monty and foxy show monty #monty gator and foxy show #canon info

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emotionaldashtoons · 3 months ago

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If there was a Inside Out 3, what would it be like?

(Poster Edit by Me/App on Android: PixelLab)

Like we already got how Sadness and Joy were lost in the first movie, than Anxiety taking control in the second film, I think I the third should be about Riley is ready to go to college next Thursday, and then, nine new emotions appear to take over Riley's mind, the names would be Love, Courage, Hope, Shaudenfreude, and the dark emotion himself, Spite. The nine emotions cannot handle it when Riley develops a new crush onto the new boy and that's where things get serious when Spite takes the eight new emotions in his control and uses Love to make Riley's crush into love chaotic madness.

As Spite gets rid of our nine heroic emotions out of their jobs, it's up to Joy, Sadness, Fear, Disgust, Anger, Anxiety, Envy, Ennui, and Embarrassment to save Headquarters and go through place to place in Riley's new developed mind, which is practically now a Mindtopia. And it means it'll be a lot more tricky.

Returning Voice Cast

Amy Poehler as Joy, Lewis Black as Anger, Phyllis Smith as Sadnes, Maya Hawke as Anxiety, Ayo Edebiri as Envy, Adele Exarchopoulos as Ennui, Paul Walter Hauser as Embarrassment, Kensington Tallman as Riley Andersen, Diane Lane as Mom, Kyle MacLachlan as Dad, and Lilimar as Val Ortiz.

OLD RETURNING STARS

Bill Hader & Mindy Kaling as Fear & Disgust (My favorite emotions!)

WHO WOULD CO-STAR IN INSIDE OUT 3?

Sophia Bush (Incredbles 2, Van Wilder) as Love, Jake Johnsobln (the Spider-Verse films, Jurassic World, & Wildwood) as Courage, Kristen Wiig (the Despicable Me and How To Train Your Dragon films, and Bridesmaids) as Hope, Flula Borg (The Suicide Squad, Ralph Breaks The Internet, and Creature Commandos) as Shaudenfreude, Nathan Fillion (Superman, Deadpool & Wolverine, and Monsters University) as Spite,

Xolo Maridúena (Blue Beetle, Cobra Kai, and Smurfs) as the new boy Riley now has a crush on, Cameron Rivera, Dan Fogler (the Fantastic Beasts films, Fanboys, & The Walking Dead) as The Mind Councilman, J.K. Simmons (the Spider-Man films, Klaus, and Zootopia) as The Mind Warden, Nicole Scherzinger (the Moana films, and Men In Black 3) as Spite's Big Fan, Grey Griffin (Onward, TUFF Puppy, and Scooby-Doo!) as Leah Lust, Edie McClurg (A Bug's Life, Planes Trains And Automobiles) as (the new voice of) Nostalgia, Yong Yea (Inside Out 2) as Lance Slashblade, Ron Funches (the Trolls films, Hoops, and Disney's Noelle) as Bloofy, James Austin Johnson (Saturday Night Live) as Pouchy, Steve Purcell (Brave, Toy Story: That Time Forgot) as Deep Dark Secret, Jeff Pidgeon (Toy Story) as The Mind Receptionist, Eli Fucile (the Incredbles films) as Awe,

Paula Pell (Sisters, The Cat In The Hat) as Mom's Anger, Conrad Vernon (the Shrek, and Madagascar films) as the Mind Constructor, Flea (Toy Story 4, The Big Lebowski) as Mind Cop Jake, Sam Richardson (Werewolf Within, Ruby Gillman, Veep) as Mind Cop Sam, Frank Oz and Dave Goelz (The Muppets, Sesame Street) as Mind Cop Dave and Mind Cop Frank, John Ratzenberger (Toy Story, Cars, The Incredibles, Up, Coco) as Fritz, Paula Poundstone (Inside Out) as Forgetter Paula, Bobby Moynihan (IF, Hoppers, We Bare Bears) as Forgetter Bobby, and Angela Kinsey (The Office, Furry Vengence) as Principal Dennison,

Crew

Directed by Kelsey Mann

Co-Directed by Bob Peterson

Screenplay by Josh Cooley, Meg LeFauve, and Andrew Stanton

Produced by Mark Nielsen, p.g.a., and Jonas Rivera, p.g.a.

Executive Producers Pete Docter, Steve Purcell, and Ross Stevenson

Story by Josh Cooley & Meg LeFauve

Music by Mick Giacchino

Director of Photography by Kim White and Patrick Lin

Edited by Catherine Apple

Production Designer Jason Deamer

Animation Supervisors Jerome Ranft and Conrad Vernon

Visual Effects Supervisor David Ryu

Casting by Natalie Lyon & Kevin Reher

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What do you think about it?

It seems that I have creative ideas for it. And it also seems that director Kelsey Mann and Amy Poehler really want a third Inside Out, you guys can look up the new articles if you want. I'll see you soon.

#inside out fandom #please get a inside out 3!#inside out 3 #inside out joy #inside out anger #inside out sadness #inside out fear #inside out disgust #inside out anxiety #inside out envy #inside out ennui #inside out embarrassment #SoundCloud

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t0mcruize123 · 8 months ago

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The Alpha is spawned

This is a John Taylor Alpha smut with themes some people may find triggering (it’s sigma aura is lethal) so if ur mildly scared or worried about reading I suggest u don’t to preserve ur own safety👩🏿‍🦲🫶 this is written for my freakmate @mqverick and others may find it confusing and disgusting so tread lightly guys!!!……Xx

“Jawnnnny boy” I looked at John with a smirk, “I made a new Christmas song.”

"Ok what is it?" Said John, trying to chew on his meat he was eating

(that won't be the only meat ;))

"Okay here it goes,” I breathed in deeply, readying myself to sing the song I’d worked so hard on…,

“ON THE 5TH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME:

FIVE STDDDDS, FOUR CUM SHOTS, THREE FRENCH MEN, TWO LARGE DILDOS,

AND ALOT OF CUM, IN MY ASSHOLE.”

"Wow Jerome that was... Something" said John, looking disturbed.

"Well you clearly enjoyed it, look at that boner" I said pointing to the shaft in his pants.

"Well.. I.. Uh." John said panicking, blushing in the process. I got up and put my finger on his lips

"SHSHSHSHS CHILD, Im a magician, and I can make that boner disappear" I said seductively.

John jizzed in response.

"Jerome.. Just fuck me..." Said John, with lust filling his eyes

I laughed, and I stepped away him.

"John, you're my Christmas present and I can't open (dat ass ) until it's 12th because that's how Christmas works!" I said with a smug smile

He sighed, and got up from the chair and walked towards me, his clothed erection touching my thigh

"Ok fine, but just so you know.. you'll regret making me wait" said john with a grin as he slapped my ass and walked away into his room

I gave it no thought and just shrugged it off

Oh but I was wrong

So very wrong.

On the 12th of December there was a blue Smurf moon and I could hear John howling with the rest of his pack. He was taking a fat shit and I walked in “on accident” to smell that wonderful dung.

"JEROME GET OUT" I ran like a flash not wanting john to throw the dung at me even tho it smelt delicious.

“Did u walk in on the alpha shitting?” Nick asked, “was it as glorious as I imagined?”

“Even more so,” I hummed and sat down on the bed. John came out of the bathroom with a brown booty hole and satisfied smile, “I just shat and cummed at the same time, you were right Jerome it’s the way of the future.”

“Nicholas could you give me and jawnny some privacy please?” I giggled y/n style.

“Sure thing, have fun you two gay bastards,” he smirked and trotted away.

When the door finally closed, I grinned at bbg John and slowly lifted up his shirt to reveal rock hard abs, WRONG! There was nothing but smooth skin and my inner organs salvated at the sight. I ran my fingers thru his luscious wavy locks and he tipped his head back in sigma style.

“Jerome uwu,” he whimpered, “Give it to me mommy.”

I grabbed hus thong string and pulled it as far as it’d stretch before letting go. The thong slapped against his tight little bum hole and he almost released at the sensation.

I bent low and slowly pulled down his thong to reveal his throbbing member. It twitched like an Alpha ready to hunt and the idea of his piss claiming me made me tremble. My sensitive bud of nerves was desperate for his long bony fingers but I halted.

I slowly rubbed my hand down his shaft and he giggled and whimpered uwu style, hopping and jumping into my touch like a wild boy gone mad.

His eyes darkened as the waves of ecstasy approached and a muscle in his jaw tightened. The moonlight highlighted the sharp planes of his face, all due to the mewing, and I felt a secret formula coat my thighs.

“You’re mine,” he howled as I edged him harder, “I own you.”

“Just because he’s black-“

I jumped as a strong black man came into view, dressed in tropical shorts with his hair swinging in brilliant braids.

“I’m Jamal, Jerome’s hotter sexier drippier wetter sloppier brother” jamal shook johns hand, “wanna see a real cock?”

John roared as his cum spurred out like a fountain, sending me flying into the far window and covered in his sloppy juices.

“I’m ur guilty pleasure,” John grinned, “crawl to me Jerome.”

Did he think I was a spider?

He pulled my hair roughly and I felt my wig rip a lil. I cringed and John looked down at me.

“Call me master.”

I stared at his thick meaty sausage..was he going to teach me kung fu? I looked back at the moon and released he was alphalating at that time on month. He needed to be locked up before he became to powerful.

He snarled in anger and jamal grabbed his cock, spinning it like a helicopter and John felt himself arriving, lifting up into the heavens.

“Jamal what are you doing?” I pulled John back down to planet earth, “we need to lock him up-“

“Tell Simon I say hi” Jamal grinned as he rubbed him faster, his cock flying at Mega speed as he lifted up.

“I’ll never forget you Jerome,” John confessed as he flew, “I own you forever and ever,”

“Tell a trusted adult,” jamal told me and I rushed to find Nick for help. I came back to see jamal had transformed into dobby and was frantically throwing all his socks at John.

“What are you doing?!” I exclaimed.

“Dobby won’t be owned, dobby will be freeee!!”

Eddie weddie walked into the room, his pale arse as bright as the moon and his fat, long, fiddle as brilliant as a thousand orange stars.

“What’s the ud?” He asked.

“John turned alpha during sex and jamal helicoptered his cock so he’s flying into space,” I explained, “we need help.”

“I’ve got this.”

Ed walked up to John, kissed his neck, took his hand, and gave him the sloppiest, wettest, most jaw breaking, world ending, dick shrivelling, head of his life and John blasted into outer space, little kid sperm shooting out like a rocket.

He flew away and I watched the loml disappear to his true home with the rest of the three long legged people. I smiled and blew a kiss..

And then shat so drastically my panties disintegrated and I had to use dobby as a butt plug. Nick and Ed bent low and emitted the most gas chamber farts they’d been brewing the whole night, showing their respect to Alpha John,

As the gas became too much to handle and the shit trickled down my knee, my arse beginning to sneeze, I inhaled deeply and died a happy shitty death.

Thanks for reading guys UWU :(

#ur mental health matters

#fanfic #smut #dark romance #alpha man #john taylor #duran duran #Spotify

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uglydollsforever2022 · 7 months ago

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Gabriel Iglesias

Played in a movie

Entre vivos y plebeyos: Pirata (short film)

El matador: Gabe

Days of Santiago: Coquero

The surfer king: Aokee

Magic Mike: Tobias

Planes: Ned and Zed

The Nut job: Jimmy

A haunted house 2: Miguel

The Fluffy movie: Himself

The Book life: Pepe Rodríguez

Magic Mike XXL: Tobias

Norm of the north: Pablo and Stan

El Americano: The movie: García

Smurfs: The lost village: Jokey Smurf

The Nut job 2: Nutty by nature: Jimmy

Coco: Clerk

The Star: Rufus

Ferdinand: Cuatro

Show Dogs: Sprinkles

Uglydolls: Babo

Space Jam: A new legacy: Speedy Gonzales

Paws of Fury: The Legend of Hank: Chuck El Fluffy

Diary of the Wimpy kid christmas: Cabin fever: Officer Vasquez

#gabriel iglesias

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oscarbagirov2023 · 1 year ago

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an AE86 Sprinter Trueno Smurf Smurfington

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AE86 Sprinter Труено Смурф Смурфингтон

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A little story

His job is a flower delivery person, travel through Okinia and Yes there are places where flowers are delivered, a point where flowers are delivered and then transported by plane further And that’s all And he returns home at great speed, his speed is very very amazing the maximum speed when he drives back home that the tires start where - you can hear in the mountain passes how he drives at great speed and you can hear the squealing of the tires making the sound of tires when the Toyota is cornering at maximum speed, he carries flowers every day from morning until night when the client orders via the Internet, it is he who carries it through the window and then arriving to the airport and sends it by parcel and then he returns home along Okini Mountain at high speed Yes, he wants to sleep

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Небольшая история

Его работа - доставщик цветов, путешествовать по Окинии и да, есть места куда доставляют цветы, пункт куда цветы доставляют и потом ве��ут на самолете дальше И все И он возвращается домой на огромной скорости, скорость у него очень-очень потрясающая максимальная скорость, когда он едет домой, где начинаются шины - на горных перевалах слышно, как он едет на огромной скорости, и слышен визг шин, издающий звук шин, когда Тойота поворачивает на максимальной скорости, он возит цветы каждый день с утра до вечера, когда клиент заказывает через интернет, именно он несет их через окно, а потом приезжает в аэропорт и отправляет посылкой, а потом возвращается домой по горе Окини на большой скорости Да, он хочет спать

#smurfette #smurfs #initial d

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whatinmobius · 2 years ago

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Why couldn’t Robotnik find knothole?

It wasn’t hidden underground and invisible from the sky? He had satellites, planes, and drones? Sonar was a thing, so were radio signals.

Was the Great Forest just so massive that the machines ran out of fuel before they would search all of it?

Did Robotnik never make a battleship style grid of where it wasn’t and go from there?

Was Knothole hidden by a magic forcefield like in that one Smurfs movie?

Did Robotnik just think that it was in such an obvious location that there was no way possible way it would actually be there?

#I’ve been questioning this for many many years #sonic the hedgehog #sonic #sonic movie #sonic satam #sonic theory #eggman #ivo robotnik #dr robotnik #robotnik

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diamondnokouzai · 1 month ago

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Papa Smurf gazed upon the wretched visages of his flock, the destruction wrought upon Smurf Village. Distantly, he could hear the screams of the wounded, the death rattles of the wounded, but it was as though he were deep underwater watching the fires consume his home. The last planes were flying off into the sunset, having delivered their cargo with aplomb.

Papa Smurf could feel the rage building within him.

"They want a war?" Papa Smurf mumbled to himself. "I'll give them a mothersmurfing war."

#.din #.pic #tvtropes only shallow media criticism to smart people im having a ball witht his bitch

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soundorp · 6 months ago

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ZOOM H5 Review

Overall, H5 appears to be a popular among Zoom Audio Recorders with many positive features, but there are also some areas for improvement based on user experiences. Here’s a summary of the feedback provided:

The standard X/Y mic that comes with the recorder is very wind and pop sensitive. And the included foam windscreen doesn’t help much. If you decide on this unit, get a fuzzy windscreen. My friend bought the Zoom Audio Recorder model, it fits nicely and makes the recorder look like a smurf. Or Don King. But it does the job, and is a must for pretty much any recording, inside or out.

Positive Points

Ease of Use: Users appreciate the device’s ease of use, especially the large card slot for SD cards, bright and readable readout, and simple operation.

Audio Quality: The device offers excellent dynamic range and sensitivity, producing high-quality recordings compared to its predecessor, the Zoom H1.

Versatility: I personally find the Zoom H5 versatile due to its various attachment options, such as XLR jacks and shotgun mic, making it suitable for different recording needs.

Portability: It is praised for being a portable and durable recording device, suitable for various recording environments.

Value for Money: Many users find it to be a good value for the features it offers, especially considering its affordability compared to other options in the market.

Voice activated recording with a retroactive feature so you don’t lose the couple of seconds before the recording started.

Can look like a USB storage device when connected to a computer, so compatible with any operating system. No special drivers needed.

Threaded mount on the back of the unit works with a standard camera tripod.

Lots of customization settings, if you need them, but sensible defaults allow you to be productive right away and learn the details later.

Ruggedly built, with a solid and professional feel. I have taken it on about a dozen business trips by train, car, and plane, and have even stuffed it into checked luggage. It comes with a protective plastic shell case, which is nicely sized to the device and not overly bulky.

Areas for Improvement

Tripod Socket: Some users from amazon complain about the shallow tripod socket, which causes stability issues when attached to tripods. They suggest making the socket deeper or adding a socket nut to improve stability.

Audio Monitoring: People desire for better control over audio monitoring, such as the ability to toggle monitoring only when recording to avoid confusion.

Microphone Quality: While the device comes with built-in microphones, The quality is adequate but not stellar, especially in comparison to higher-end microphones.

Battery Life: It has a good battery life, but some people mention concerns about battery drain, especially when using phantom power or external microphones.

Menu System: Some users find the menu system a bit cumbersome due to the multitude of options, suggesting improvements in organization or user interface design.

Despite these drawbacks, the Zoom H5 Handy Recorder generally receives positive reviews for its performance, versatility, and value for money.

Who Should Buy the Zoom H5

Podcasters and Content Creators – Good for capturing high-quality audio, even on the go.

Interviewers and Journalists – Great for on-site interviews with its portable and flexible setup.

Musicians and Sound Designers – Zoom H5 will Offer multi-track recording and high fidelity, making it perfect for music production and soundscapes.

Filmmakers – Zoom H5 Can be a reliable tool for capturing professional-grade audio on location.

Who Should Not Buy the Zoom H5

Casual Users – Overkill for basic voice recording; simpler devices would suffice.

Budget-Conscious Beginners – If you’re just starting out, more affordable options may meet your needs without the steep learning curve.

People Needing Simplified Operation – The H5’s advanced features and settings can be overwhelming if you prefer a plug and play experience.

Smartphone Users – If you primarily use your smartphone for recording, investing in external smartphone mics will be a better choice

I have discussed about Zoom H6 and Zoom H4N too in my full blog. Click Here to Read the full Article

#zoomh5 #zoomh5review #podcasting

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miragexc · 11 months ago

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El comunicado:

Gracias a mis seguidores por tanto tiempo apoyandome, solo quisiera implementar unos nuevos cambios, secciones y compartirles un poco de lo que pasa por mi cabeza últimamente ya que Tumblr es mi espacio personal donde yo puedo ser yo y plasmar mis pensamientos y hablar un poco sobre mi.

Estoy un poco ausente del blog porque me he tomado tiempo para pensar,meditar y hacer otras cosas en estas ultimas 3 o 2 semanas en cuanto a mi vida personal, en mi trabajo para mi crecimiento profesional, mi relacion sentimental y que considero que me ayudaran a mejorar muchisimos aspectos, entre ellas hay algunas que me gustaria compartirles: Estoy retomando mis planes y proyectos para mi crecimiento, acercandome a probar nuevas cosas.

De cierta manera me había sentido estancado pero ya estoy en movimiento de nuevo y eso me esta haciendo sentirme motivado y viendo con buenos ojos el futuro, últimamente me siento muy bien y les doy un adelanto, me inscribi a un taller de literatura impartido por una de mis seguidoras los dias martes y jueves a partir de la otra semana, tambien a finales de mes espero sacar mi licencia de conducir y después empezar la busqueda de mi auto creo que eso me llevara un poco màs de tiempo y dinero pero para Agosto espero ya poder decir: Mi auto y entre otras cosas, tambien he arreglado mi telescopio asi que también retome mi astronomia de aficionado por lo cual estare trayendo mis videos buscando estrellas o constelaciones, he vuelto a hablar con viejos amigos que de cierta manera habia dejado en el olvido y estrechar lazos de nuevo me hace sentir muy feliz, me inscribi en un programa de desarrollo profesional en mi trabajo para optar por mejores oportunidades para mi futuro y espero tambien el otro mes inscribirme a clases de Frances...

Otro de ellos es respecto a Buttercup y es que no me había percatado que de cierta manera a ella ciertas acciones le estaban pasando factura e incluso a mi también, con esto no quiero decir que estemos mal al contrario estamos muy bien porque cuando surge algo ambos hablamos y tratamos de llegar a un acuerdo para ambos sentirnos comodos.

Otro de esos cambios es màs un favor, yo aprecio cuando pido asks anons, pero creo no es necesario ir a veces a preguntar lo mismo a su blog, creo es bonito que tengan curiosidad y me encanta que la hayan recibido muy bien la han hecho sentir muy bien y cómoda aqui, algunos la han hecho hasta su amiga y eso me pone muy feliz, honestamente no crei que llegase a tener tanta repercusion, tambien me gustaria que nos hagan otro tipo de preguntas fuera del que si nos queremos,que eso ya lo saben muy bien, me gustaria que innoven y no necesariamente preguntas sobre cuanto nos queremos, pueden ser tips para nuevas citas, nuevas secciones, algo que les gustaria saber fuera de lo que ya saben ahhhhhhh y a los que quieran seguirla solo siganla y ella les da follow back no es necesario presentarse a menos que quieran hablar con ella y claro sean cuentas no smurfs.

La otra es que aprecio que les guste la seccion de las noches de pokemon GO pero me gustaria ver si podemos hablar y traer nuevas cosas para ustedes e intentar algo nuevo y de vez en cuando hacer noches de juegos con seguidores claro esto seria los fines de semana y no serian todos puesto que de lunes a viernes nuestra nuestras rutinas son muy movidas, eso ya dependera de ella pero creo que seria una buena idea para hacer cosas nuevas para divertirnos haciendo uso del blog y que todos nos divirtamos.

Si tienen sugerencias para nuevas cosas también mi bandeja de mensajes esta abierta y soy todo ojos para leerlos otra vez gracias por apoyarme y espero que todo sea en pos de mejorar.

Att: Liam.

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tourist-destinations · 1 year ago

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Top Attractions in Dubai Parks and Resorts Theme Park

Dubai is known as the Entertainment Capital of the World" and not without reason. It is easily one of the most preferred travel destinations, with a perfect blend of culture, adventure, thrill, and nature. This city is known for its several unique theme parks that can easily give Orlando a run for its money. The Dubai Parks & Resorts is a massive destination offering many exciting theme parks and water parks under one roof. Spanning a sprawling area of more than 25 million square feet, this place boasts 100-plus rides, shows, and activities ideal for the entire family. Before exploring this super exciting destination, do not forget to refer to this complete guide to Dubai Parks and Resorts.

Best attractions in Dubai Parks and Resorts

From the magical world of Hollywood to the fun activities in Legoland, a completely immersive experience awaits you in this outstanding place. Here are the most incredible attractions in Dubai Parks and Resorts.

Motiongate Dubai

Motiongate is a colossal Hollywood-inspired theme park with more than 25 rides and attractions that will keep you on your toes all day long. It has four themed zones from the biggest movie studios - DreamWorks Animation, Lionsgate, and Sony's Columbia Pictures. It proudly lives up to its nickname of 'Hollywood in the Desert,' combining rides, shows, and attractions based on your favorite characters from blockbuster movies.

Are you interested in knowing what happens behind the scenes on movie sets? Then head to Studio Central, which has real-life New York City movie sets. Rub shoulders with all your beloved characters from Madagascar, How to Train Your Dragon, Kung Fu Panda, and Shrek in DreamWorks.

Lionsgate takes you on a thrilling journey of the action-packed Hunger Games and the spectacular dances of the Step Up franchise. Escape to Smurfs's fairytale world of mushroom-shaped houses and meet its charming inhabitants. If you are an ardent Hollywood fan, this place is unmissable.

Legoland Dubai

Legoland offers over 40 entertaining rides and lively play areas for children between 2-12 years and is based on the famous and colorful LEGO blocks. It is separated into unique themed areas such as Lego City, Imagination, Adventure, Factory, Miniland, and Kingdoms. You can begin with a tour of the factory and see how these colorful bricks are made.

Lego City offers your little ones a chance to fly their plane, captain their boat, and even get their official car license. Imagination has many exhilarating activities that promise to give you an adrenaline rush. Miniland showcases miniatures of renowned structures and landmarks made entirely with Lego bricks. Your kids can let their imagination run wild and create masterpieces with these cute blocks. Kingdoms and Adventure takes you on an adventurous journey where you can meet princes and princesses and explore ancient ruins. This is one place where you can enjoy myriad adventure activities in Dubai.

Legoland Waterpark

Very few waterparks cater to people of all age groups, and Legoland offers a safe zone for kids and adults. Undoubtedly one of the most popular waterparks in Dubai, Legoland has 20 themed water slides and rafts, which are tailor-made for kids between 2 and 12 years and equally fun for elders.

Kids can float on the lazy river, opt for a splash safari, and build their LEGO raft. Toddlers can enjoy the Duplo Splash Safari along with Lego Duplo characters. Joker Soaker is a fun and interactive playground where you can get soaked in 300 gallons of water. You can also rent a cabana, relax after a tiring day, and spend some quiet moments with your family.

Neon Galaxy

Neon Galaxy is a mind-blowing space-themed indoor play area where tiny tots can explore the universe, stars, planets, and everything connected to space.

Little Astronauts is wholly dedicated to toddlers under the height of 98 cm and has an array of interactive space activities for them to enjoy in a safe environment. Astro Arena is a huge adventure playground for children over 98 cm, where they can slide through tubes, surmount challenges, and engage in several cosmic-related activities.

Riverland Dubai

We can safely say that Riverland Dubai is one of the most insta-worthy attractions in Dubai. It resembles a neighbourhood with influences of European architecture and is the gateway to the breathtaking Dubai Parks and Resorts. You don't need a ticket to explore every nook and cranny of this vibrant place with endless dining, shopping, and entertainment options.

It is segregated into four zones, namely Boardwalk, India Gate, The French Village, and The Peninsula, each dedicated to some of the most eminent eras of the past. The Boardwalk transports you to a 1950s American town with lush palm trees, trendy neon signage, jugglers, and fabulous live entertainment. Embark on a fascinating journey to India at the India Gate zone, where you can see acrobats, musicians, and awe-inspiring art and sculptures. No prizes for guessing that the French Village takes you to the enchanting medieval French towns, rich history, and stunning European architecture. You can wander through narrow alleys, watch street performances, and gorge on mouthwatering European cuisine. Surrounded by a serene river and connecting other zones with bridges, The Peninsula is the hub of Riverland, where you can enjoy concerts, festivals, and many more impressive activities.

Tickets for Dubai Parks and Resorts

The Dubai Parks and Resorts tickets start from AED 295 per person for a day. You can also get a 2-day pass to visit this place, which costs around AED 330.

Conclusion

Dubai Parks and Resorts brings unlimited fun, excitement, and adventure for the entire family. There are also a few hotels within, so you can plan accordingly if you wish to spend a night or a weekend there. We suggest that you check the calendar for events, timings, etc. before making your bookings so that you can enjoy your day here to the fullest and come back with unforgettable memories.

#Dubai Parks #Dubai Parks And Resorts #Dubai Theme Park

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mint-moon25 · 2 years ago

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BRINGING - BACK -

CHATEAU - IN - BRITTANY

BUILT - 1500

2 - WHAT - IT - WAS - LIKE - 16TH CENTURY

NO - KINGS - BUT - SPANISH - EMPIRE THE

MOST - POWERFUL - EMPIRE - IN - WORLD

EUROPE - JUST - HUGE - SMALL - FARMS

FARMERS - FISHERMEN - LOVE SEAFOOD

EVERY - BUNGALOW - INHABITED - WILL

HAVE - BACK - AND - FRONT - 2 GUARDS

EACH - ALL - MALES - WHEN - GOING - 2 -

SURROUNDING - CITIES - VILLAGES ALL -

WILL HAVE - 3 GUARDS - EACH PERSON -

TABLES - 4 CHAIRS

4 FLOOR BUNGALOW - MOSO BAMBOO -

PER DOOR - 2 GUARDS - EACH - ALSO -

APP - OF - SMARTPHONE - NECKLACE -

WATCHES - FRONT - OR - BACK DOOR -

OPENS - AUTOMATICALLY - GUARDS 2 -

EACH - DOOR - BOWS - JAPANESE - STYLE -

REALLY - WONDERFUL - EACH - SUITE - IN -

MY - BUNGALOW - EACH - ROOM - EACH -

MOSO - BAMBOO - BUNGALOW - WILL B -

GUARDED - BY - A - BRITISH - SOLDIER -

DOLL - OF - BUCKINGHAM - PALACE UK -

DOORS - OF - THE - BUNGALOW - WILL -

OPEN - AUTOMATICALLY - APP SHOWS -

WHO’s - INSIDE - EACH - ROOM - PER -

FLOOR - B 4 - ENTRY - USE - APP - TO -

OPEN - DOOR - WATCH - WAVE - OR -

CLICK - NECKLACE - WAVE - CLICK 2 -

OPEN - 2ND - FINGER - ALSO ENTRY -

INSIDE - DOORS - OPEN - AUTO PER -

GUEST - REGISTERED - DOORS WILL -

NOT - OPEN - AUTO - 4 - GUESTS YES -

ONLY - 4 - REGISTERED - GUEST HAI -

CHATEAU - IN - BRITTANY

ALSO - 4 - GBC - STUDIOS - FILM AND -

TV - FILMING - ALSO - WORKABLE YES -

CHATEAU - HOME - AND - BUILDING - 2 -

K POP - STARS - ACTORS - ACTRESSES -

NO - INTIMACY - PLEASE

MEDIEVAL - FISHING - VILLAGES - THE -

NEARBY - VILLAGES - WHERE - U CAN -

B - INTIMATE - PASSIONATE - WITH XO -

YOUR - SPOUSES - LOVED - ONES - & -

BOYFRIENDS - GIRLFRIENDS - IN THE -

VILLAGES - B - INTIMATE - NOT - AT MY -

CHATEAU 4 - IN BUCKINGHAM PALACE -

UNTIL - HER - MAJESTY - THE - QUEEN -

WAS - SLEEPING - NO - ONE - ABLE TO -

SLEEP - IN - THAT - PALACE - SAME - 4 -

MY - CHATEAU - I’M - NOT - MARRIED -

SO - NO - INTIMACY - PLEASE - TRUE -

PETS - R - ALLOWED - AFTER - OUR -

INSPECTION - THANK - YOU PLEASE -

WE - PROVIDE - FOOD - DRINK - AND -

TREATS - BEDS - PET - TOILETS AND -

MORE - THUS - THIS - I - WAS - WONDERING -

LEE JOON GI - JI CHANG WOOK - NCT BOYS -

HOW - DO - U - FEEL - ABOUT - FORMER

PRESIDENT MOON JAE IN - AGE 70 YES

HE - LEFT - OFFICE - IN - MAY - 2023 AND

SETTLES - IN - FARMING - VILLAGE NEAR

SOUTHERN CITY - OF - BUSAN - KOREA’s

2ND - LARGEST - CITY - KOREAN - BOYS

AND - GIRLS - HOW - DO - U - FEEL - YES

ABOUT - FORMER - PRESIDENT - MOON -

AND - HIS - FIRST LADY - IN ONE - OF -

THE - BUNGALOWS - OUR - GUARDS -

INSTEAD - OF - HIS - THINKING - YES -

THE - JULIUS CAESAR - BUNGALOW -

‘HE - CAME - HE - SAW - HE - CONQUERED’ -

BRITTANY - IS - A - MORE - BEATUIFUL YES -

FARMING - VILLAGE - AND - SEASIDE THUS -

LOTS - OF SUSHI - FISH - CRABS LOBSTERS -

PEKING DUCK - JAPANESE - CHINESE - AND -

KOREAN FOOD - INTERNATIONAL - ALSO - 2 -

PHILIPPINE - FOOD - WITH - KOREAN DRAMA -

WHEN - DO - LOOSERS - ATTACK - BECAUSE -

HEARD - FACING - CRIMINAL - ACTIVITY YES -

DURING - PRESIDENCY - INVESTIGATIONS -

SO - UNDER - PROTECTION - OF - FRANCE -

WE - WON’T - SURRENDER - FORMER PRES -

MOON - 2 - KOREA - HE - DOESN’T - HAVE TO -

RETURN - THERE - AGAIN - 4 - SOUTH KOREA -

WANTS - PUBLICITY - FORMER - PRESIDENT -

MOON JAE IN - DIES - OF - HEART - ATTACK -

THEY - JUST - WANT - SENSATIONAL NEWS -

ALSO - FORMER - PRESIDENT - AT - BUSAN -

WHILE - SLEEPING - STABBED - 12 TIMES 2 -

DEATH - SERIES - OF - POLITICIANS KILLED -

SOUTH - KOREA - ACTUALLY - CRAVES THIS -

CNN - NEWS - LIVE - 24/7 - HOLIDAYS SEOUL -

CURRENT - PRESIDENT - OF - SOUTH KOREA -

WHILE - VISITING - LOEWS - SUPER - MALL KR -

WAS - SHOT 2 DEATH - 15 TIMES - THEN WHILE -

EVERYONE - SCREAMING - MURDERERS -

KOREAN - MALES - ALL 3 - WENT - 2 - HIM -

STABBED - HIM - 5 TIMES - 1 WEEK - JUST -

BEFORE - HIS - BIRTHDAY - SEOUL -

THAT’s - SOUTH KOREA - THEY LIKE -

NEWS - REMEMBER - STABBER - OF -

3 FEMALES - MOM - INCLUDED WAS -

DURING - TOKYO - OLYMPICS MAJOR -

DELAYED - NOT - B 4 - NOT - AFTER -

BUT - DURING - HAVE - 2 - ALSO YES -

NOTICED MEDALS - WON BY - KOREA -

WAS - ALSO - ‘HUSH - HUSH’ - DURING -

TOKYO - OLYMPICS - BIBLE -

‘UNLESS - THE - LORD GOD - GUARDS -

THE - CITY - THE - WATCHMAN - STAYS -

AWAKE - IN - VAIN - UNLESS - THE LORD -

GOD - BUILDS - THE - HOUSE - THEY -

LABOR - IN - VAIN - WHO - BUILD - IT’ -

OUR - HEAVENLY - FATHER - IS - GUARDING -

PARIS - AND - BRITTANY - FRANCE - AND HE -

IS - BUIDING - OUR - BUNGALOWS - ALSO -

PERFECTING - MY - CHATEAU - AND - ME -

FUTURE - ARCHITECT - UNIVERSITY - DE -

PARIS - I - CAN’T - WAIT - 2 B - GUIDED BY -

THE - MOST - HIGH - THE - ONLY - TRUE -

GOD - SO - MY - CHATEAU - EACH ROOM -

BEDROOM - OCCUPIED - BEING - USED -

EACH - DOOR - GUARDED - BY 2 MALES -

ASIANS - THEY - WILL - B - ABLE - 2 - SIT -

ALSO - BECAUSE - HIDDEN - CAMERAS -

AS - OCCUPANT - APPROACHES - THEY -

BOTH - BOW - 2 - EACH - OTHER - LIKE -

SHOPPING - MALLS - IN - TOKYO JAPAN -

ALL - BUNGALOWS - ASSIGNED - AND -

OCCUPIES - 2 GUARDS - PER - DOOR -

FRONT - AND - BACK - 4 GUARDS PER -

BUNGALOW - 2 GUARDS - WALKING EA -

AREA - BEAUTIFUL GARDENERS - ARE -

PRUNING - TAKING - ROSES - 4 - THE -

INSIDE - OF - EACH PLACE - PEONIES -

MAKING - EACH - BUNGALOW - ROOM -

HOME - 4 - EVERYONE - ONLY - THE -

BUNGALOWS - NOT - OCCUPIED HAS -

NO - GUARDS - BUT - FLOWERS FILL -

INSIDE - PREPARATORY - MORE STARS -

MORE - ACTORS - ACTRESSES OF GBC -

WILL - ALL - OF - U - MIND - IF - FORMER -

PRESIDENT MOON - AND - HIS 1ST LADY -

BE - GUESTS - OF - ONE - BUNGALOW -

ENROUTE - FR - BEIJING - CHINA FOR -

MALE - ACUPUNCTURISTS - WILL YES -

RESTORE - FORMER - PRESIDENT MOON -

AND - HIS - WIFE - SO - THEY - LOOK AGE -

25 - AGAIN - BOTH - OF - THEM - WE’RE -

RESTORING - THEIR - YOUTH - THAT KR -

WILL - B - AWESOME - BECAUSE - BOTH -

ARE - VERY - BEAUTIFUL - YOUNGER -

ESPECIALLY - IN - FACT - WE’LL - ASK -

FORMER - PRESIDENT - MOON - WILL -

HE - WANT - 2 B - IN - GBC - FILMS TV -

REGULAR - FILMS - TAKESHI - FILMS -

900 BILLION - X 2 - TAX - PAID - PER -

HOUR - AS - 2 - ADDITIONAL WEALTH -

AS - RETIRED - FR - PRESIDENCY - & -

GREAT - GIFTS - 2 - FAMILY - THEIR -

RELATIVES - THINGS - THEY - WANT -

2 - DO - IN - THIS - LIFE - BOTH - YES -

LOOKING - AGE 25 - WE - CAN - GIVE -

THEM - THAT - ALL - WILL - LOOK YES -

QUITE - YOUNG - AGAIN - WITH - GBC -

TAKESHI - FILM - STUDIOS - SO - BOYS -

GIRLS KOREAN - SHOWBUSINESS -

WILL - U - B - OK - WITH - FORMER -

PRESIDENT - MOON - AND - HIS 1ST -

LADY - IN - OUR - BUNGALOWS BUT -

LOOKING - AGE 25 - EACH - AGAIN I -

WANT - THEM - IN - GBC - FILMS TOO -

GREAT - MONEY - 4 - THEM - 4 - WE -

ARE - GOING - BACK - IN - TIME FOR -

JOSEON - AND - GOREO - HOW YES -

ABOUT - THEIR - KINGS - QUEENS 2 -

FORMER - PRESIDENT - MOON AND -

HIS - FIRST - LADY - I - FEEL - THEY -

WILL - DO - GREAT - AS - KOREAN -

ROYALTY - IN - OUR - FILMS - WE -

ARE - FILMING - IN - FRANCE YES -

ANYWAY - AND - WE - CAN - KEEP -

THEM - SAFER - IN - FRANCE TOO -

LIKE - ALL - BUNGALOWS - THEY -

CAN - ESCAPE - 2 - BELOW - THEIR -

BUNGALOWS - 2 - SAFETY - AS THE -

JULIUS CAESAR - BUNGALOW

POLITICIAN - STABBED - 23 TIMES -

TWICE - EACH - PER - POLITICIAN -

ROME - ITALY - STAGE - ALL - JUST -

WATCHED - AFTER - HE WON WAR -

SO - JUST - WANTED - 2 - ASK FOR -

HE’s - SAFER - IN - FRANCE - THAN -

BUSAN - 4 - KOREANS - ARE - INTO -

MURDER - AND - SENSATION NEWS -

KOREANS - ARE INTO - NOTORIETY -

AS - MURDERERS - HE’s - GOING - 2 -

BE - INVESTIGATED - 2 - PUT - 2 YES -

PRISON - OR - FINED - SO - MOON IS -

SAFER - IN - FRANCE - PROTECTED -

BY - FRANCE - AS - POLITICIANS SO -

JUST - WANTED - 2 - SHARE - PLANS -

K POP - STARS - ACTORS - ACTRESS -

TIME - 2 - RELAX - PEACEFULLY AND -

ENJOY - BRITTANY - FRANCE - WANT -

2 - SHARE - THIS - REGION - ALSO - 2 -

WITH - FORMER - PRESIDENT MOON -

4 - MOON BIN - JONGHYUN - SULLI & -

TST - GOO HARA - AND - MORE YES -

JESUS - IS - LORD - 2 - A - GREATER -

FUTURE - ‘HDG BANKS’ - COMING -

ONLINE - 'HAPPY - DOING - GOOD’

NO - INTIMACY - PLEASE - AT - MY -

CHATEAU - IN - BRITTANY - ALSO -

WHILE - OUR - STARS - ARE YES -

OVERSEAS - EVERY - HOUR - IS -

PAID - IN - FULL - RESTING - OR -

NOT - WORKING - VACATIONING -

VISITING - PER - HOUR - EACH -

SMALL - ROLE - BIG - ROLE OR -

JUST SINGING - DANCING NOT -

EVEN - FILMED - GETS - SAME -

900 BILLION - X 2 - PER - HOUR -

TAX - PAID - SO - KOREA GAINS -

THEY’LL - RELAX - INVESTIGATION -

AGAIN - FORMER PRESIDENT YES -

MOON - 4 - ‘LOVE OF - MONEY THE -

ROOT - OF ALL - EVIL’ - AS - THEIR -

TAX - MONEY - 2 - PAY - NATIONAL -

DEBTS - KOREA - 2 - RICH - 2 B XO -

VERY - HAPPY - BUT - AS - LONG -

AS - ALL - OF - U R - GUESTS - OF -

GBC - OUTSIDE - KOREA - PILIPINAS -

U - WILL - ALL - RECEIVE - MONEY EA -

HOUR - 900 BILLION - X 2 - OUR - YES -

BANKS - WILL - TAKE - CARE - OF YOU -

AS - WHAT - CURRENCY - HAS - THE -

HIGHEST VALUE - 4 - EXCHANGE SO -

ENJOY - STAY - AT - MY - CHATEAU 4 -

YOU’RE - ALL - BEING - PAID - PER -

HOUR - OUTSIDE YOUR COUNTRY -

AS - OUR - GUESTS -

GBC - STUDIOS YES -

MAINLY - THANKS - 2 -

MY - FAVORITE - STARS - IU - SO EUN KIM -

ASTRO - WOO CHAN - SE-KYUNG SHIN CN -

GUAN XIAOTONG - LUHAN - LOVE MARIE -

ESCUDERO - KATHRYN BERNARDO AND -

KIM CHIU - JULIA BARRETO - LOVE - YOU -

ALL - THANKS - 4 - EVERYTHING - FUTURE -

IS - EXCITING - PRAY - OUR - TOKYO MALE -

SCIENTISTS - GIVE - US - ALL - WE - NEED -

OUR - SUCCESS - DEPENDS - ON - THEM -

COMPLETELY - OUR - SAFETY - OUR $$$$ -

OUR - MONEY - BANKS - EVERYTHING -

BECAUSE - OF - THEM - PRAY - PRAY 4 -

FOUND - THE - PLACE - 4 - THEM - AND -

US - BRITTANY - AND - PARIS - FRANCE -

JESUS - IS - LORD - WE - FOUND HOME -

BECAUSE - I - MET - ELVIS PRESLEY AS -

HIS - HOME - OUR - NEW HOME - WILL -

ALSO - HAVE - A - WEDDING - CHAPEL -

SURROUNDED BY GRAPES - SMALL -

VINEYARDS - CELLAR - OF - SWEET -

WINES - MY COLLECTION BOTTLES -

OURS - WILL - BE - CALLED -

CHAPEL OF - HER MAJESTY -

THE QUEEN - ELIZABETH - ALEXANDRA

MARY - WINDSOR - UNITED - KINGDOM

FINISTERE BRITTANY REGION FRANCE

HER - MAJESTY - THE QUEEN - BORN AT

2:40A - ON - 21 APR 1926 - AGE 92 - MAYFAIR -

LONDON - ENGLAND - GREAT - BRITAIN - GB -

1ST CHILD - OF - DUKE AND DUCHESS - OF -

YORK - WHO - BECAME - KING GEORGE VI -

AND - QUEEN - ELIZABETH - CHRISTENED -

ELIZABETH - ALEXANDRA - MARY

BUCKINGHAM PALACE 29 MAY 26

GOD - BLESS - HER MAJESTY THE QUEEN

GOD - BLESS - HIS - MAJESTY - THE - KING

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