#smurf plane

[pharaohgargamel]

Развлекаюсь в небе на самолете Балу. Это весело особенно если учесть огромную скорость😄😺✨✈🛩

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Having fun in the sky on Baloo's plane. It's fun especially considering the enormous speed😄😺✨✈🛩

[primeministerofantarctica]

*standing in the middle of the airport* YO WHERE'S THE SMURF PLANE AT

[wheelsandpaws]

Smurf plane

Smurf plane

(Airbus 320, Brussels airlines)

[tsams-and-co-memes]

TMGAFS Monty Canon Info

Updated - 7/30/24

Monty’s likes:

Winning

Screwing with people

Trains

Tea

Aggressive humor

Monty’s dislikes:

Earth

Money

Frolicking

Clickbaiting people

Kids (<- their thoughts and feelings towards kids may or may not be different now)

Their dad

Stitchwraith

Eclipse

Bloodmoon

El Chip

Miscellaneous:

Monty is gender-fluid and bisexual

Their dad is British. It’s probably fair to assume that by extension, that makes Monty British, too

They have a sister who is a lawyer in Germany

Their mom is dead, and Monty was the one who handled most (if not all) of her funeral arrangements and expenses

They get extremely competitive over gaming

They have a temper and swear a lot

They have ADHD

Monty’s father and sister are human, but were genetically modified to look more like gators. Fazbear's merely bought their dad's likeness and used it to create Monty (<- partial retcon, it seems that Millie is an animatronic like Monty now. Everything about their dad is still pretty concrete)

Monty’s sister’s name is Millie

Their parents used to argue frequently

They once worked as a bartender

Monty’s sister (Millie) is very professional, even outside of her working hours (according to their dad)

Monty’s dad was a horrible parent

They con and rob NFT bros

They don’t pay taxes - they apparently owe $8 and some odd cents to the IRS

Monty built an off brand Vegeta animatronic and a husky animatronic

Monty had a kill switch at one point from Fazbear’s to shut them down if they did anything super bad, but the kill switch no longer works

Monty and Millie play Minecraft together and talk just about every other day, which would mean they have a decently close relationship

Monty plays D&D with Puppet sometimes

Monty hires a photographer to take pictures of them every few months, and the photographer charges $10,000 per picture. They then pay off the photographer with Monopoly money

Monty used to sell food to the cartel

They had a dragon ball phase

Apparently Monty’s nemesis is hip Yoda

Monty knows how to drive and seems to be a better teacher than Sun. It's implied that Monty also knows how to fly planes

Monty knows what Millie's job is, but they don't know the specifics about it

Monty is Francine's godfather

Monty apparently smells like hand sanitizer, according to Earth

Monty’s a fan of alcohol and drinks every so often

Monty has killed an entire population of smurf people

Funtime Freddy had a habit of looking through Monty’s window at night and watching them sleep

Monty recently sold a Chili's to Moon (implied, since Moon recently bought it and Monty said that they recently sold it)

Monty swears more when drunk

Monty shows up late for work and then leaves early

Monty knows Spanish

Monty's tail gets stiff when they are angry (fact yoinked from the wiki)

In the past Monty had asked out Glamrock Chica but ended up getting rejected (fact yoinked from the wiki)

Their tail has been said to be magnetic meaning that it can take it off and move it around. Lunar liked to play with it (fact yoinked from the wiki)

Apparently, they are banned from Switzerland for some unknown reason (fact yoinked from the wiki)

They nuked Sweden for unknown reasons (fact yoinked from the wiki)

They are the ones who updated the daycare and have access to cameras (fact yoinked from the wiki)

They had a space station at one point, but it was destroyed by meteors (I think?)

Monty sold a space apartment/house to Sun once, but the place was also destroyed

Monty’s been to jail before

Monty experiments with "medicinal stuff" (with there being implications that the "medicinal stuff" is actually weed. There are two bongs in their new house, and Foxy even picked one of the bongs up and directly referred to it as "weed paraphernalia")

Despite being an animatronic, Monty has functioning taste buds

[t0mcruize123]

The Alpha is spawned

This is a John Taylor Alpha smut with themes some people may find triggering (it’s sigma aura is lethal) so if ur mildly scared or worried about reading I suggest u don’t to preserve ur own safety👩🏿‍🦲🫶 this is written for my freakmate @mqverick and others may find it confusing and disgusting so tread lightly guys!!!……Xx

“Jawnnnny boy” I looked at John with a smirk, “I made a new Christmas song.”

"Ok what is it?" Said John, trying to chew on his meat he was eating

(that won't be the only meat ;))

"Okay here it goes,” I breathed in deeply, readying myself to sing the song I’d worked so hard on…,

“ON THE 5TH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME:

FIVE STDDDDS, FOUR CUM SHOTS, THREE FRENCH MEN, TWO LARGE DILDOS,

AND ALOT OF CUM, IN MY ASSHOLE.”

"Wow Jerome that was... Something" said John, looking disturbed.

"Well you clearly enjoyed it, look at that boner" I said pointing to the shaft in his pants.

"Well.. I.. Uh." John said panicking, blushing in the process. I got up and put my finger on his lips

"SHSHSHSHS CHILD, Im a magician, and I can make that boner disappear" I said seductively.

John jizzed in response.

"Jerome.. Just fuck me..." Said John, with lust filling his eyes

I laughed, and I stepped away him.

"John, you're my Christmas present and I can't open (dat ass ) until it's 12th because that's how Christmas works!" I said with a smug smile

He sighed, and got up from the chair and walked towards me, his clothed erection touching my thigh

"Ok fine, but just so you know.. you'll regret making me wait" said john with a grin as he slapped my ass and walked away into his room

I gave it no thought and just shrugged it off

Oh but I was wrong

So very wrong.

On the 12th of December there was a blue Smurf moon and I could hear John howling with the rest of his pack. He was taking a fat shit and I walked in “on accident” to smell that wonderful dung.

"JEROME GET OUT" I ran like a flash not wanting john to throw the dung at me even tho it smelt delicious.

“Did u walk in on the alpha shitting?” Nick asked, “was it as glorious as I imagined?”

“Even more so,” I hummed and sat down on the bed. John came out of the bathroom with a brown booty hole and satisfied smile, “I just shat and cummed at the same time, you were right Jerome it’s the way of the future.”

“Nicholas could you give me and jawnny some privacy please?” I giggled y/n style.

“Sure thing, have fun you two gay bastards,” he smirked and trotted away.

When the door finally closed, I grinned at bbg John and slowly lifted up his shirt to reveal rock hard abs, WRONG! There was nothing but smooth skin and my inner organs salvated at the sight. I ran my fingers thru his luscious wavy locks and he tipped his head back in sigma style.

“Jerome uwu,” he whimpered, “Give it to me mommy.”

I grabbed hus thong string and pulled it as far as it’d stretch before letting go. The thong slapped against his tight little bum hole and he almost released at the sensation.

I bent low and slowly pulled down his thong to reveal his throbbing member. It twitched like an Alpha ready to hunt and the idea of his piss claiming me made me tremble. My sensitive bud of nerves was desperate for his long bony fingers but I halted.

I slowly rubbed my hand down his shaft and he giggled and whimpered uwu style, hopping and jumping into my touch like a wild boy gone mad.

His eyes darkened as the waves of ecstasy approached and a muscle in his jaw tightened. The moonlight highlighted the sharp planes of his face, all due to the mewing, and I felt a secret formula coat my thighs.

“You’re mine,” he howled as I edged him harder, “I own you.”

“Just because he’s black-“

I jumped as a strong black man came into view, dressed in tropical shorts with his hair swinging in brilliant braids.

“I’m Jamal, Jerome’s hotter sexier drippier wetter sloppier brother” jamal shook johns hand, “wanna see a real cock?”

John roared as his cum spurred out like a fountain, sending me flying into the far window and covered in his sloppy juices.

“I’m ur guilty pleasure,” John grinned, “crawl to me Jerome.”

Did he think I was a spider?

He pulled my hair roughly and I felt my wig rip a lil. I cringed and John looked down at me.

“Call me master.”

I stared at his thick meaty sausage..was he going to teach me kung fu? I looked back at the moon and released he was alphalating at that time on month. He needed to be locked up before he became to powerful.

He snarled in anger and jamal grabbed his cock, spinning it like a helicopter and John felt himself arriving, lifting up into the heavens.

“Jamal what are you doing?” I pulled John back down to planet earth, “we need to lock him up-“

“Tell Simon I say hi” Jamal grinned as he rubbed him faster, his cock flying at Mega speed as he lifted up.

“I’ll never forget you Jerome,” John confessed as he flew, “I own you forever and ever,”

“Tell a trusted adult,” jamal told me and I rushed to find Nick for help. I came back to see jamal had transformed into dobby and was frantically throwing all his socks at John.

“What are you doing?!” I exclaimed.

“Dobby won’t be owned, dobby will be freeee!!”

Eddie weddie walked into the room, his pale arse as bright as the moon and his fat, long, fiddle as brilliant as a thousand orange stars.

“What’s the ud?” He asked.

“John turned alpha during sex and jamal helicoptered his cock so he’s flying into space,” I explained, “we need help.”

“I’ve got this.”

Ed walked up to John, kissed his neck, took his hand, and gave him the sloppiest, wettest, most jaw breaking, world ending, dick shrivelling, head of his life and John blasted into outer space, little kid sperm shooting out like a rocket.

He flew away and I watched the loml disappear to his true home with the rest of the three long legged people. I smiled and blew a kiss..

And then shat so drastically my panties disintegrated and I had to use dobby as a butt plug. Nick and Ed bent low and emitted the most gas chamber farts they’d been brewing the whole night, showing their respect to Alpha John,

As the gas became too much to handle and the shit trickled down my knee, my arse beginning to sneeze, I inhaled deeply and died a happy shitty death.

Thanks for reading guys UWU :(

#ur mental health matters

[uglydollsforever2022]

Gabriel Iglesias

Played in a movie

Entre vivos y plebeyos: Pirata (short film)

El matador: Gabe

Days of Santiago: Coquero

The surfer king: Aokee

Magic Mike: Tobias

Planes: Ned and Zed

The Nut job: Jimmy

A haunted house 2: Miguel

The Fluffy movie: Himself

The Book life: Pepe Rodríguez

Magic Mike XXL: Tobias

Norm of the north: Pablo and Stan

El Americano: The movie: García

Smurfs: The lost village: Jokey Smurf

The Nut job 2: Nutty by nature: Jimmy

Coco: Clerk

The Star: Rufus

Ferdinand: Cuatro

Show Dogs: Sprinkles

Uglydolls: Babo

Space Jam: A new legacy: Speedy Gonzales

Paws of Fury: The Legend of Hank: Chuck El Fluffy

Diary of the Wimpy kid christmas: Cabin fever: Officer Vasquez

[oscarbagirov2023]

an AE86 Sprinter Trueno Smurf Smurfington

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AE86 Sprinter Труено Смурф Смурфингтон

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A little story

His job is a flower delivery person, travel through Okinia and Yes there are places where flowers are delivered, a point where flowers are delivered and then transported by plane further And that’s all And he returns home at great speed, his speed is very very amazing the maximum speed when he drives back home that the tires start where - you can hear in the mountain passes how he drives at great speed and you can hear the squealing of the tires making the sound of tires when the Toyota is cornering at maximum speed, he carries flowers every day from morning until night when the client orders via the Internet, it is he who carries it through the window and then arriving to the airport and sends it by parcel and then he returns home along Okini Mountain at high speed Yes, he wants to sleep

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Небольшая история

Его работа - доставщик цветов, путешествовать по Окинии и да, есть места куда доставляют цветы, пункт куда цветы доставляют и потом везут на самолете дальше И все И он возвращается домой на огромной скорости, скорость у него очень-очень потрясающая максимальная скорость, когда он едет домой, где начинаются шины - на горных перевалах слышно, как он едет на огромной скорости, и слышен визг шин, издающий звук шин, когда Тойота поворачивает на максимальной скорости, он возит цветы каждый день с утра до вечера, когда клиент заказывает через интернет, именно он несет их через окно, а потом приезжает в аэропорт и отправляет посылкой, а потом возвращается домой по горе Окини на большой скорости Да, он хочет спать

[kylesvariouslistsandstuff]

Western Animated Movie Sequel Timeline

For reference... On how few theatrical animated movie sequels were made in the West vs. how many have been made since the early 2000s... (Streaming titles like THE SEA BEAST 2 will be included, because these are big budget enough to have been theatrical releases.)

Titles highlighted in blue have commas in them, this denotes that you're not looking at two separate titles. (Just in case you happen to not know-)

I also won't include reboots. For example: The upcoming Paramount Animation film TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES: MUTANT MAYHEM, which despite being a TMNT movie, it has no other relation to the Imagi Studios 2007 TMNT movie. The same goes for the two SMURFS reboots, 2017's THE LOST VILLAGE and Paramount's untitled upcoming musical.

I'll also leave out animated movies that are part of franchises that are largely live-action, like STAR WARS: THE CLONE WARS.

1972: SNOOPY, COME HOME

1974: THE NINE LIVES OF FRITZ THE CAT

1976: RACE FOR YOUR LIFE, CHARLIE BROWN

1980: BON VOYAGE, CHARLIE BROWN (AND DON'T COME BACK!!)

1986: THE CARE BEARS MOVIE II: THE NEXT GENERATION

1987: THE CARE BEARS IN WONDERLAND

1990: THE RESCUERS DOWN UNDER

1991: AN AMERICAN TAIL: FIEVEL GOES WEST

1996: ALL DOGS GO TO HEAVEN 2

1997: THE SWAN PRINCESS II: ESCAPE FROM CASTLE MOUNTAIN

1999: TOY STORY 2, FANTASIA 2000

2000: THE TIGGER MOVIE, RUGRATS IN PARIS: THE MOVIE

2002: RETURN TO NEVER LAND

2003: PIGLET'S BIG MOVIE, THE JUNGLE BOOK 2, LOONEY TUNES: BACK IN ACTION

2004: SHREK 2

2005: POOH'S HEFFALUMP MOVIE

2006: ICE AGE: THE MELTDOWN

2007: SHREK THE THIRD

2008: MADAGASCAR: ESCAPE 2 AFRICA

2009: ICE AGE: DAWN OF THE DINOSAURS

2010: SHREK FOREVER AFTER, TOY STORY 3

2011: HOODWINKED TOO! HOOD VS. EVIL, KUNG FU PANDA 2, CARS 2, PUSS IN BOOTS, HAPPY FEET TWO

2012: MADAGASCAR 3: EUROPE'S MOST WANTED, ICE AGE: CONTINENTAL DRIFT

2013: MONSTERS UNIVERSITY, DESPICABLE ME 2, THE SMURFS 2, PLANES, CLOUDY WITH A CHANCE OF MEATBALLS 2

2014: RIO 2, HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON 2, PENGUINS OF MADAGASCAR

2015: THE SPONGEBOB MOVIE: SPONGE OUT OF WATER, MINIONS, HOTEL TRANSYLVANIA 2

2016: KUNG FU PANDA 3, FINDING DORY, ICE AGE: COLLISION COURSE

2017: THE LEGO BATMAN MOVIE, CARS 3, THE NUT JOB 2: NUTTY BY NATURE, THE LEGO NINJAGO MOVIE

2018: SHERLOCK GNOMES, INCREDIBLES 2, HOTEL TRANSYLVANIA 3: SUMMER VACATION, RALPH BREAKS THE INTERNET

2019: THE LEGO MOVIE 2: THE SECOND PART, HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON: THE HIDDEN WORLD, THE SECRET LIFE OF PETS 2, TOY STORY 4, FARMAGEDDON: A SHAUN THE SHEEP MOVIE, FROZEN II

2020: TROLLS WORLD TOUR, THE SPONGEBOB MOVIE: SPONGE ON THE RUN, THE CROODS: A NEW AGE

2021: SPIRIT UNTAMED, THE BOSS BABY: FAMILY BUSINESS, SPACE JAM: A NEW LEGACY, THE ADDAMS FAMILY 2, SING 2

2022: HOTEL TRANSYLVANIA: TRANSFORMANIA, LIGHTYEAR, MINIONS: THE RISE OF GRU, ERNEST & CELESTINE: A TRIP TO GIBBERITIA, PUSS IN BOOTS: THE LAST WISH

2023: SPIDER-MAN: ACROSS THE SPIDER-VERSE, PAW PATROL: THE MIGHTY MOVIE, TROLLS BAND TOGETHER, CHICKEN RUN: DAWN OF THE NUGGET

2024: KUNG FU PANDA 4, SPIDER-MAN: BEYOND THE SPIDER-VERSE, INSIDE OUT 2, DESPICABLE ME 4

UNDATED: TOY STORY 5, FROZEN III, ZOOTOPIA 2, THE LEGO MOVIE 3, SHREK 5, THE CROODS 3, THE BOSS BABY 3, THE SECRET LIFE OF PETS 3, UNTITLED SPONGEBOB MOVIE, UNTITLED ZUKO AVATAR FILM, UNTITLED KYOSHI AVATAR FILM, UNTITLED KORRA AVATAR FILM, THE SEA BEAST 2, UNTITLED WALLACE & GROMIT FILM

If I missed any, feel free to let me know... it's an ever-updating list.

[whatinmobius]

Why couldn’t Robotnik find knothole?

It wasn’t hidden underground and invisible from the sky? He had satellites, planes, and drones? Sonar was a thing, so were radio signals.

Was the Great Forest just so massive that the machines ran out of fuel before they would search all of it?

Did Robotnik never make a battleship style grid of where it wasn’t and go from there?

Was Knothole hidden by a magic forcefield like in that one Smurfs movie?

Did Robotnik just think that it was in such an obvious location that there was no way possible way it would actually be there?

[soundorp]

ZOOM H5 Review

Overall, H5 appears to be a popular among Zoom Audio Recorders with many positive features, but there are also some areas for improvement based on user experiences. Here’s a summary of the feedback provided:

The standard X/Y mic that comes with the recorder is very wind and pop sensitive. And the included foam windscreen doesn’t help much. If you decide on this unit, get a fuzzy windscreen. My friend bought the Zoom Audio Recorder model, it fits nicely and makes the recorder look like a smurf. Or Don King. But it does the job, and is a must for pretty much any recording, inside or out.

Positive Points

Ease of Use: Users appreciate the device’s ease of use, especially the large card slot for SD cards, bright and readable readout, and simple operation.

Audio Quality: The device offers excellent dynamic range and sensitivity, producing high-quality recordings compared to its predecessor, the Zoom H1.

Versatility: I personally find the Zoom H5 versatile due to its various attachment options, such as XLR jacks and shotgun mic, making it suitable for different recording needs.

Portability: It is praised for being a portable and durable recording device, suitable for various recording environments.

Value for Money: Many users find it to be a good value for the features it offers, especially considering its affordability compared to other options in the market.

Voice activated recording with a retroactive feature so you don’t lose the couple of seconds before the recording started.

Can look like a USB storage device when connected to a computer, so compatible with any operating system. No special drivers needed.

Threaded mount on the back of the unit works with a standard camera tripod.

Lots of customization settings, if you need them, but sensible defaults allow you to be productive right away and learn the details later.

Ruggedly built, with a solid and professional feel. I have taken it on about a dozen business trips by train, car, and plane, and have even stuffed it into checked luggage. It comes with a protective plastic shell case, which is nicely sized to the device and not overly bulky.

Areas for Improvement

Tripod Socket: Some users from amazon complain about the shallow tripod socket, which causes stability issues when attached to tripods. They suggest making the socket deeper or adding a socket nut to improve stability.

Audio Monitoring: People desire for better control over audio monitoring, such as the ability to toggle monitoring only when recording to avoid confusion.

Microphone Quality: While the device comes with built-in microphones, The quality is adequate but not stellar, especially in comparison to higher-end microphones.

Battery Life: It has a good battery life, but some people mention concerns about battery drain, especially when using phantom power or external microphones.

Menu System: Some users find the menu system a bit cumbersome due to the multitude of options, suggesting improvements in organization or user interface design.

Despite these drawbacks, the Zoom H5 Handy Recorder generally receives positive reviews for its performance, versatility, and value for money.

Who Should Buy the Zoom H5

Podcasters and Content Creators – Good for capturing high-quality audio, even on the go.

Interviewers and Journalists – Great for on-site interviews with its portable and flexible setup.

Musicians and Sound Designers – Zoom H5 will Offer multi-track recording and high fidelity, making it perfect for music production and soundscapes.

Filmmakers – Zoom H5 Can be a reliable tool for capturing professional-grade audio on location.

Who Should Not Buy the Zoom H5

Casual Users – Overkill for basic voice recording; simpler devices would suffice.

Budget-Conscious Beginners – If you’re just starting out, more affordable options may meet your needs without the steep learning curve.

People Needing Simplified Operation – The H5’s advanced features and settings can be overwhelming if you prefer a plug and play experience.

Smartphone Users – If you primarily use your smartphone for recording, investing in external smartphone mics will be a better choice

I have discussed about Zoom H6 and Zoom H4N too in my full blog. Click Here to Read the full Article

[miragexc]

El comunicado:

Gracias a mis seguidores por tanto tiempo apoyandome, solo quisiera implementar unos nuevos cambios, secciones y compartirles un poco de lo que pasa por mi cabeza últimamente ya que Tumblr es mi espacio personal donde yo puedo ser yo y plasmar mis pensamientos y hablar un poco sobre mi.

Estoy un poco ausente del blog porque me he tomado tiempo para pensar,meditar y hacer otras cosas en estas ultimas 3 o 2 semanas en cuanto a mi vida personal, en mi trabajo para mi crecimiento profesional, mi relacion sentimental y que considero que me ayudaran a mejorar muchisimos aspectos, entre ellas hay algunas que me gustaria compartirles: Estoy retomando mis planes y proyectos para mi crecimiento, acercandome a probar nuevas cosas.

De cierta manera me había sentido estancado pero ya estoy en movimiento de nuevo y eso me esta haciendo sentirme motivado y viendo con buenos ojos el futuro, últimamente me siento muy bien y les doy un adelanto, me inscribi a un taller de literatura impartido por una de mis seguidoras los dias martes y jueves a partir de la otra semana, tambien a finales de mes espero sacar mi licencia de conducir y después empezar la busqueda de mi auto creo que eso me llevara un poco màs de tiempo y dinero pero para Agosto espero ya poder decir: Mi auto y entre otras cosas, tambien he arreglado mi telescopio asi que también retome mi astronomia de aficionado por lo cual estare trayendo mis videos buscando estrellas o constelaciones, he vuelto a hablar con viejos amigos que de cierta manera habia dejado en el olvido y estrechar lazos de nuevo me hace sentir muy feliz, me inscribi en un programa de desarrollo profesional en mi trabajo para optar por mejores oportunidades para mi futuro y espero tambien el otro mes inscribirme a clases de Frances...

Otro de ellos es respecto a Buttercup y es que no me había percatado que de cierta manera a ella ciertas acciones le estaban pasando factura e incluso a mi también, con esto no quiero decir que estemos mal al contrario estamos muy bien porque cuando surge algo ambos hablamos y tratamos de llegar a un acuerdo para ambos sentirnos comodos.

Otro de esos cambios es màs un favor, yo aprecio cuando pido asks anons, pero creo no es necesario ir a veces a preguntar lo mismo a su blog, creo es bonito que tengan curiosidad y me encanta que la hayan recibido muy bien la han hecho sentir muy bien y cómoda aqui, algunos la han hecho hasta su amiga y eso me pone muy feliz, honestamente no crei que llegase a tener tanta repercusion, tambien me gustaria que nos hagan otro tipo de preguntas fuera del que si nos queremos,que eso ya lo saben muy bien, me gustaria que innoven y no necesariamente preguntas sobre cuanto nos queremos, pueden ser tips para nuevas citas, nuevas secciones, algo que les gustaria saber fuera de lo que ya saben ahhhhhhh y a los que quieran seguirla solo siganla y ella les da follow back no es necesario presentarse a menos que quieran hablar con ella y claro sean cuentas no smurfs.

La otra es que aprecio que les guste la seccion de las noches de pokemon GO pero me gustaria ver si podemos hablar y traer nuevas cosas para ustedes e intentar algo nuevo y de vez en cuando hacer noches de juegos con seguidores claro esto seria los fines de semana y no serian todos puesto que de lunes a viernes nuestra nuestras rutinas son muy movidas, eso ya dependera de ella pero creo que seria una buena idea para hacer cosas nuevas para divertirnos haciendo uso del blog y que todos nos divirtamos.

Si tienen sugerencias para nuevas cosas también mi bandeja de mensajes esta abierta y soy todo ojos para leerlos otra vez gracias por apoyarme y espero que todo sea en pos de mejorar.

Att: Liam.

[tourist-destinations]

Top Attractions in Dubai Parks and Resorts Theme Park

Dubai is known as the Entertainment Capital of the World" and not without reason. It is easily one of the most preferred travel destinations, with a perfect blend of culture, adventure, thrill, and nature. This city is known for its several unique theme parks that can easily give Orlando a run for its money. The Dubai Parks & Resorts is a massive destination offering many exciting theme parks and water parks under one roof. Spanning a sprawling area of more than 25 million square feet, this place boasts 100-plus rides, shows, and activities ideal for the entire family. Before exploring this super exciting destination, do not forget to refer to this complete guide to Dubai Parks and Resorts.

Best attractions in Dubai Parks and Resorts

From the magical world of Hollywood to the fun activities in Legoland, a completely immersive experience awaits you in this outstanding place. Here are the most incredible attractions in Dubai Parks and Resorts.

Motiongate Dubai

Motiongate is a colossal Hollywood-inspired theme park with more than 25 rides and attractions that will keep you on your toes all day long. It has four themed zones from the biggest movie studios - DreamWorks Animation, Lionsgate, and Sony's Columbia Pictures. It proudly lives up to its nickname of 'Hollywood in the Desert,' combining rides, shows, and attractions based on your favorite characters from blockbuster movies.

Are you interested in knowing what happens behind the scenes on movie sets? Then head to Studio Central, which has real-life New York City movie sets. Rub shoulders with all your beloved characters from Madagascar, How to Train Your Dragon, Kung Fu Panda, and Shrek in DreamWorks.

Lionsgate takes you on a thrilling journey of the action-packed Hunger Games and the spectacular dances of the Step Up franchise. Escape to Smurfs's fairytale world of mushroom-shaped houses and meet its charming inhabitants. If you are an ardent Hollywood fan, this place is unmissable.

Legoland Dubai

Legoland offers over 40 entertaining rides and lively play areas for children between 2-12 years and is based on the famous and colorful LEGO blocks. It is separated into unique themed areas such as Lego City, Imagination, Adventure, Factory, Miniland, and Kingdoms. You can begin with a tour of the factory and see how these colorful bricks are made.

Lego City offers your little ones a chance to fly their plane, captain their boat, and even get their official car license. Imagination has many exhilarating activities that promise to give you an adrenaline rush. Miniland showcases miniatures of renowned structures and landmarks made entirely with Lego bricks. Your kids can let their imagination run wild and create masterpieces with these cute blocks. Kingdoms and Adventure takes you on an adventurous journey where you can meet princes and princesses and explore ancient ruins. This is one place where you can enjoy myriad adventure activities in Dubai.

Legoland Waterpark

Very few waterparks cater to people of all age groups, and Legoland offers a safe zone for kids and adults. Undoubtedly one of the most popular waterparks in Dubai, Legoland has 20 themed water slides and rafts, which are tailor-made for kids between 2 and 12 years and equally fun for elders.

Kids can float on the lazy river, opt for a splash safari, and build their LEGO raft. Toddlers can enjoy the Duplo Splash Safari along with Lego Duplo characters. Joker Soaker is a fun and interactive playground where you can get soaked in 300 gallons of water. You can also rent a cabana, relax after a tiring day, and spend some quiet moments with your family.

Neon Galaxy

Neon Galaxy is a mind-blowing space-themed indoor play area where tiny tots can explore the universe, stars, planets, and everything connected to space.

Little Astronauts is wholly dedicated to toddlers under the height of 98 cm and has an array of interactive space activities for them to enjoy in a safe environment. Astro Arena is a huge adventure playground for children over 98 cm, where they can slide through tubes, surmount challenges, and engage in several cosmic-related activities.

Riverland Dubai

We can safely say that Riverland Dubai is one of the most insta-worthy attractions in Dubai. It resembles a neighbourhood with influences of European architecture and is the gateway to the breathtaking Dubai Parks and Resorts. You don't need a ticket to explore every nook and cranny of this vibrant place with endless dining, shopping, and entertainment options.

It is segregated into four zones, namely Boardwalk, India Gate, The French Village, and The Peninsula, each dedicated to some of the most eminent eras of the past. The Boardwalk transports you to a 1950s American town with lush palm trees, trendy neon signage, jugglers, and fabulous live entertainment. Embark on a fascinating journey to India at the India Gate zone, where you can see acrobats, musicians, and awe-inspiring art and sculptures. No prizes for guessing that the French Village takes you to the enchanting medieval French towns, rich history, and stunning European architecture. You can wander through narrow alleys, watch street performances, and gorge on mouthwatering European cuisine. Surrounded by a serene river and connecting other zones with bridges, The Peninsula is the hub of Riverland, where you can enjoy concerts, festivals, and many more impressive activities.

Tickets for Dubai Parks and Resorts

The Dubai Parks and Resorts tickets start from AED 295 per person for a day. You can also get a 2-day pass to visit this place, which costs around AED 330.

Conclusion

Dubai Parks and Resorts brings unlimited fun, excitement, and adventure for the entire family. There are also a few hotels within, so you can plan accordingly if you wish to spend a night or a weekend there. We suggest that you check the calendar for events, timings, etc. before making your bookings so that you can enjoy your day here to the fullest and come back with unforgettable memories.

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MADRID - BARAJAS - INTERNATIONAL - AIRPORT - 

CAPITAL - OF - THE - KINGDOM - OF - SPAIN - SP -

MOSO BAMBOO - KING - OF BAMBOOS - GRASS - 

FAMILY - MY - FAVORITE - SUBJECT - AS - PLANT - 

PRODUCES - 35% - MORE - OXYGEN - THAN - A - 

TREE - HARD - 2 - REPLACE - 25 YRS - 50 YRS - 

EASY - 2 - REPLACE - MOSO - BAMBOO - MASS - 

MASSIVE - ROOT - SYSTEM - ABSORBS FLOOD - 

75 FEET - EACH - DAY - 3 FT - EASY - 2 - GROW - 

EASY - 2 - MAINTAIN - FR - SOUTHERN - CHINA - 

ABSORBS - POLLUTION - CARBON POISONING - 

BLOCKS - 500 MPH - WINDS - BLOCKS - NOISE - 

BENDABLE - BAMBOO - IS - STRONGER - THAN - 

WOOD - GREAT FLOORS - SUPER - STRENGTH - 

FLOORS - CAN - B - DETROYED - BY - WATER -

NOT BAMBOO - KITCHEN - BEDS FURNITURE

UNIVERSITY - OF - PARIS

ARCHITECTURE

MOSO - BAMBOO - KING - OF - BAMBOOS - OUR - 

MIRACLE - FAST - 2 - MAKE - BRINGING - BACK - 

FORMER - BEGINNING - OF - 16TH - CENTURY - 

CHATEAU - OF - BRITTANY

BUILT - 1500 - NOT REGION - OF - FRANCE YET - 

WAS - KINGDOM - VERY - SHORT - TIME - TRUE - 

ENGLAND - INVADED - BRITTANY - BECAME - A - 

DUCHY - MEANING - OWNER - DUKE - AND HIS - 

DUCHESS - WORLD - HAD - WARS - 16TH - YES - 

CENTURY - SPANISH - EMPIRE - WARSHIPS - 

MOST - POWERFUL - EMPIRE - AT THE TIME - 

PIRATES - ALSO - WHILE - EUROPE MOSTLY - 

LARGE - AND - SMALL - FARMS - FISHERMEN - 

NO - KINGS - YET - 4 - FRANCE - BEGAN YES - 

34 YRS - LATER - KING FRANCIS - LEFT - 

LOIRE - VALLEY - 2 HRS - FR - PARIS - 2 - 

LIVE - IN - PARIS - AT - THE - LOUVRE - 

FORMER - CAPITAL - OF - BRITTANY - WAS - 

SEIGED - OTHER - LANDS - AFFECTED - SO - 

DUCHESS - ANNE - HEIR - 2 - BRITTANY - 

DECIDED - 2 - MARRY - 2 - KINGS - HER - 

DAUGHTER ALSO - MARRIED - FRANCE - 

CONSIDERED - SEASIDE - OF - BRITTANY - 

4 - THEIR - NAVAL - SHIPS - BUT - FRANCE - 

LIKE - MANY - EUROPEAN - COUNTRIES - 

NO - ROYALTY - NO - ARMIES - JUST YES - 

HUGE - AND - SMALL - FARMS - SIMPLY - 

FARMERS - INCLUDING - WOMEN AND - 

FISHERMEN - ORGANIZING - ARMIES - 

2 - FIGHT - RISING - POWER - OF THE - 

SPANISH - EMPIRE - THUS - BRITTANY - 

FR - MARRIAGES - BECAME - REGION - 

OF - FRANCE - LATER - ON - WESTERN - 

AREA - BECAME - APPLE - TREES AND - 

TODAY - ORGANIC - APPLES - WELL - 

CHATEAU - OF - BRITTANY

FINISTERE - FRANCE

EXTREME - WEST - OF - BRITTANY

MOSO BAMBOO - WILL - GIVE - US - 

SWEETEST - ORGANIC - APPLES 2 - 

VISITING - MEDIEVAL - FISHING - VILLAGES

6 HRS - BY - CAR - 2 - PARIS THE - CAPITAL

OUR - MILITARY - SMALL - PRIVATE PLANES

35 MIN - AWAY - WE’VE - CHOSEN - BEST - 

PLACE - 4 - OUR - TOKYO - MALE - SCIENTISTS

SEASIDE - 4 - SUSHI - TEPANYAKI STEAKHOUSE

THEY - COOK - INFRONT - OF - U - BEST STEAKS

RAISING - CATTLE - COWS - GOATS - LAMBS AND

THOROUGHBRED - HORSES - APPLE - TREES - 4

MOSO BAMBOO - ONLY - PLANT - THAT - ENRICH 

LAND - OUR - CATTLES - BEST - WAGU - BEEF - 

OUR - COWS - AND - GOATS - BEST - MILK AND - 

CHEESE - OUR - LAMBS - BEST - WOOL CLOTH - 

WOOL - CURTAINS - BLANKETS - AND - MORE - 

CHATEAU - IN - BRITTANY

MAKING - LIKE THE PAST

WORKABLE - FARM ALSO

SOCIAL - STANDING - OF - 16TH - CENTURY

ENGLAND - EUROPE - DUCHY

01) CLERGY

02) NOBILITY

03) PEASANTS - FARM WORKERS

WE WERE - 1ST - AND - 2ND - AND - WORKED

OUR - FARMS - AND - STRONG - FISHERMEN 

LATEST - STEEL - IRON - FISHING - VESSELS

SWITCHED - 2 - LEGACY - EDITOR - 4 - THEY

WERE - REJECTING - FRENCH - PHOTOS OF

MY - CHATEAU - OF - BRITTANY - AND - THE

SMURFS - GOOGLE - SEARCH - IMAGES 

ALSO - WARNING - ON - GOOGLE DRIVE

LOST - ALL - MY - GIFs - AND - MANY YES

IMAGES - MY - SAMSUNG - 1 TB - BLUE

ALSO - DIED - SO - LOST - EVERYTH’G

THERE - QUITE - TERRIBLE - BUT YOU

SEE - I GAIN - K POP - KOREAN STARS

ANYWAY - ABOVE - LAND - BARE AND

JUST - LOTS - OF - WHITE - LIGHTS AT

NIGHT - WASTE - OF - LAND - CREATING

LIKE - SONY’s - ‘THE - SMURFS: LOST VILLAGE’

MOSO - BAMBOO - FASTEST - 2 - BUILD - AND - 

LASTS - LONG - BAMBOO - FLOORS - THEY’LL - 

FEEL - LIKE - THE - MALDIVES - INDIAN OCEAN - 

AQUA - WATERS - BUT - IN - FRANCE - WHO - 

INVENTED - CHAMPAGNE - BEST - CLIMATE - 

4 - FISHING - VILLAGES - AND - WINE - AND - 

APPLE - TREES - 42 DEGREES - NOT - LESS - 

WITH - SNOW - MIAMI - FLORIDA - CROCODILES - 

ALLIGATORS - SHARK - INFESTED - BEACHES IS - 

COLDER - 27 DEGREES - AND - NO - SNOW - YES - 

MAGNIFICENT - STRONG - WINDS - OF - MIAMI FL - 

MIAMI - COLDER - THAN - BRITTANY - APPLE YES - 

REGION - OF - FRANCE - WESTERN - REGION - 2 - 

TOKYO - JAPAN - MALE - SCIENTISTS 

CREATING - 4 - ME - ORGANIC APPLE

TOOTHPASTE - ANTI - AGING - GUMS

AND - MOUTH - BOTH - WON’T - AGE

WHITENING - FINALLY - NOTICEABLE

ALL - AGES - BUT - KIDS - APPLE TOOTHPASTE

TEENS - APPLE - TOOTHPASTE - AND - ADULTS

SENIORS - TOOTHPASTE - TASTES LIKE APPLE

LIKE - BENJAMIN FRANKLIN’s - TOOTHPASTE

MADE - OF - APPLE - NATIVE - INDIANS WERE

FR - BUFFALO - THEIR - TOOTHPASTE - AS IT

WAS - TURNED - DOWN - THEY - TASTED THE

DELIGHTFUL - TURKEY - AND - CHICKEN PIES

BUT - BUFFALO - TOOTHPASTE - THEY DIDN’T

TAKE - FRANKLIN - INVENTED - APPLE - YES 

TOOTHPASTE - SO - THERE - VERY - SMART

MAN - WHO - INVENTED - ELECTRICITY - SO

WE’RE - MAKING - SMURF - VILLAGE - 4 YES

K POP - ITZY - AESPA - NCT - BOYS - ACTORS

LEE JOON GI - BILLIONAIRE JI CHANG WOOK

4 FLOORS - MOSO - BAMBOO - BUNGALOWS

FIREPLACES - JET STREAM - JACUZZI BATHS

BATHTUB - SOLAR - ELECTRICITY - TESLA 

BATTERIES - SHOWERS - BAMBOO BEDS

SLEEP NUMBER - MATTRESSES - WORLD

BEST - WE - WILL - KNOW - THEIR - HEART

BEATS - RESTLESSNESS - PEACEFUL YES

SLEEPING - SIDE - SLEEPING - R SIDE 

BEST BREATHING - SONY - SAMSUNG

SMART TV - NETFLIX - DISNEY+ - AND

PREMIERE - FILMS - SAME - TIME - AS

THEATRE - PAY - PER - FILM - UNLIMITED - 

WATCHING - OFFLINE - DOWNLOAD TOO - 

MORE - THAN - 1 DEVICE PARIS FRANCE - 

HAS - A - DISNEYLAND - ALSO - ENGLISH - 

GO - 2 - PARIS - BY - TRAIN - 2 - GO - TO - 

THIS - DISNEYLAND - HONG KONG FOR - 

PHILIPPINES - TAX FREE - ALSO - THERE - 

SMURFS - VILLAGE - FOR - 4 FLOOR YES - 

MOSO - BAMBOO - BUNGALOWS - WE’RE - 

MAKING - FIREPROOF - BOMBPROOF - 2 - 

WATERPROOF - REPELS - WATER ALSO - 

AIR - HOW - WE - DOUSE - FIRE NOT BY - 

WATER - WILL - HAVE - ROSES - THAT - 

SURROUNDS DOORS - AND WINDOWS - 

EACH - ROOM - TOILET - SHOWER HAS - 

2 DOORS - EACH - U - SHOWER U WILL -

SEE - 2 DOORS - EACH BUNGALOW - HAS - 

KIM POSSIBLE’s - AUNT’s - LIVING - ROOM - 

SHE - PLAYS - MUSIC - IN - PIANO - BOOK - 

SHELF - OPENS - YOUR - LIVING - ROOM - 

EACH - FLOOR - WILL - HAVE - SECRET - 

ACCESS - AREA - IN - EMERGENCY - OR - 

FUN - U - WILL - B - ABLE - 2 - GO BELOW - 

YOUR - BUNGALOWS - LIKE - BATMAN 2 - 

U - WILL - B - ABLE - 2 - ESCAPE - YOUR - 

BUNGALOWS - U - WILL - B - WELL - YES - 

GUARDED - 2 GUARDS - ALWAYS - TWO - 

OF - THEM - EVERYWHERE - ASIANS - 2 - 

MARTIAL - ARTS - WEAPONS - EXPERT - 

ALL - SINGERS - ALL - COOKS BAKERS

CHATEAU - OF - BRITTANY

PRICE - $30 MILLION

FINISTERE - FRANCE

EXTREME - WEST - OF - BRITTANY

REGION - APPLE TREES - FISHING

6 HRS - CAR - FR - PARIS

35 MIN - MILITARY - SMALL PLANES

RVs - MADE - IN - GERMANY INSIDE

KIA - ELECTRIC - VEHICLES - EV KR

GARAGE - SMALL PRIVATE PLANES

KIA - FUEL - GERMAN - PORSCHEs

AUTO - THOUGH - NONE - MANUAL

CORRECTION - GERMANY - MADE

PORSCHE - AG

THOUGHT - FRANCE - DID - TRUE

HIGH - PERFORMANCE - SPORTS

CARS - RED - BLUE - BLK - COLOR

EACH - MOSO - BAMBOO - 4 FLRS - 

BUNGALOW - ALL - WILL - HAVE A - 

NAME - ROSES - GARDENIAS - POENIES - 

SURROUND - WINDOWS - DOORS - YES - 

BRINGING - BACK - 

CHATEAU - IN - BRITTANY

BUILT - 1500

2 - WHAT - IT - WAS - LIKE - 16TH CENTURY

NO - KINGS - BUT - SPANISH - EMPIRE THE

MOST - POWERFUL - EMPIRE - IN - WORLD

EUROPE - JUST - HUGE - SMALL - FARMS

FARMERS - FISHERMEN - LOVE SEAFOOD

EVERY - BUNGALOW - INHABITED - WILL 

HAVE - BACK - AND - FRONT - 2 GUARDS

EACH - ALL - MALES - WHEN - GOING - 2 - 

SURROUNDING - CITIES - VILLAGES ALL - 

WILL HAVE - 3 GUARDS - EACH PERSON - 

TABLES - 4 CHAIRS

4 FLOOR BUNGALOW - MOSO BAMBOO - 

PER DOOR - 2 GUARDS - EACH - ALSO - 

APP - OF - SMARTPHONE - NECKLACE - 

WATCHES - FRONT - OR - BACK DOOR - 

OPENS - AUTOMATICALLY - GUARDS 2 - 

EACH - DOOR - BOWS - JAPANESE - STYLE - 

REALLY - WONDERFUL - EACH - SUITE - IN - 

MY - BUNGALOW - EACH - ROOM - EACH - 

MOSO - BAMBOO - BUNGALOW - WILL B - 

GUARDED - BY - A - BRITISH - SOLDIER - 

DOLL - OF - BUCKINGHAM - PALACE UK - 

DOORS - OF - THE - BUNGALOW - WILL - 

OPEN - AUTOMATICALLY - APP SHOWS - 

WHO’s - INSIDE - EACH - ROOM - PER - 

FLOOR - B 4 - ENTRY - USE - APP - TO - 

OPEN - DOOR - WATCH - WAVE - OR - 

CLICK - NECKLACE - WAVE - CLICK 2 - 

OPEN - 2ND - FINGER - ALSO ENTRY - 

INSIDE - DOORS - OPEN - AUTO PER - 

GUEST - REGISTERED - DOORS WILL - 

NOT - OPEN - AUTO - 4 - GUESTS YES - 

ONLY - 4 - REGISTERED - GUEST HAI - 

CHATEAU - IN - BRITTANY

ALSO - 4 - GBC - STUDIOS - FILM AND - 

TV - FILMING - ALSO - WORKABLE YES - 

CHATEAU - HOME - AND - BUILDING - 2 - 

K POP - STARS - ACTORS - ACTRESSES - 

NO - INTIMACY - PLEASE

MEDIEVAL - FISHING - VILLAGES - THE - 

NEARBY - VILLAGES - WHERE - U CAN - 

B - INTIMATE - PASSIONATE - WITH XO - 

YOUR - SPOUSES - LOVED - ONES - & - 

BOYFRIENDS - GIRLFRIENDS - IN THE - 

VILLAGES - B - INTIMATE - NOT - AT MY - 

CHATEAU 4 - IN BUCKINGHAM PALACE - 

UNTIL - HER - MAJESTY - THE - QUEEN - 

WAS - SLEEPING - NO - ONE - ABLE TO - 

SLEEP - IN - THAT - PALACE - SAME - 4 - 

MY - CHATEAU - I’M - NOT - MARRIED - 

SO - NO - INTIMACY - PLEASE - TRUE - 

PETS - R - ALLOWED - AFTER - OUR - 

INSPECTION - THANK - YOU PLEASE - 

WE - PROVIDE - FOOD - DRINK - AND - 

TREATS - BEDS - PET - TOILETS AND - 

MORE - THUS - THIS - I - WAS - WONDERING - 

LEE JOON GI - JI CHANG WOOK - NCT BOYS - 

HOW - DO - U - FEEL - ABOUT - FORMER

PRESIDENT MOON JAE IN - AGE 70 YES

HE - LEFT - OFFICE - IN - MAY - 2023 AND

SETTLES - IN - FARMING - VILLAGE NEAR

SOUTHERN CITY - OF - BUSAN - KOREA’s

2ND - LARGEST - CITY - KOREAN - BOYS

AND - GIRLS - HOW - DO - U - FEEL - YES

ABOUT - FORMER - PRESIDENT - MOON - 

AND - HIS - FIRST LADY - IN ONE - OF - 

THE - BUNGALOWS - OUR - GUARDS - 

INSTEAD - OF - HIS - THINKING - YES - 

THE - JULIUS CAESAR - BUNGALOW - 

‘HE - CAME - HE - SAW - HE - CONQUERED’ - 

BRITTANY - IS - A - MORE - BEATUIFUL YES - 

FARMING - VILLAGE - AND - SEASIDE THUS - 

LOTS - OF SUSHI - FISH - CRABS LOBSTERS - 

PEKING DUCK - JAPANESE - CHINESE - AND - 

KOREAN FOOD - INTERNATIONAL - ALSO - 2 - 

PHILIPPINE - FOOD - WITH - KOREAN DRAMA - 

WHEN - DO - LOOSERS - ATTACK - BECAUSE - 

HEARD - FACING - CRIMINAL - ACTIVITY YES - 

DURING - PRESIDENCY - INVESTIGATIONS - 

SO - UNDER - PROTECTION - OF - FRANCE - 

WE - WON’T - SURRENDER - FORMER PRES - 

MOON - 2 - KOREA - HE - DOESN’T - HAVE TO - 

RETURN - THERE - AGAIN - 4 - SOUTH KOREA - 

WANTS - PUBLICITY - FORMER - PRESIDENT - 

MOON JAE IN - DIES - OF - HEART - ATTACK - 

THEY - JUST - WANT - SENSATIONAL NEWS - 

ALSO - FORMER - PRESIDENT - AT - BUSAN - 

WHILE - SLEEPING - STABBED - 12 TIMES 2 - 

DEATH - SERIES - OF - POLITICIANS KILLED - 

SOUTH - KOREA - ACTUALLY - CRAVES THIS - 

CNN - NEWS - LIVE - 24/7 - HOLIDAYS SEOUL - 

CURRENT - PRESIDENT - OF - SOUTH KOREA - 

WHILE - VISITING - LOEWS - SUPER - MALL KR - 

WAS - SHOT 2 DEATH - 15 TIMES - THEN WHILE - 

EVERYONE - SCREAMING - MURDERERS - 

KOREAN - MALES - ALL 3 - WENT - 2 - HIM - 

STABBED - HIM - 5 TIMES - 1 WEEK - JUST - 

BEFORE - HIS - BIRTHDAY - SEOUL -

THAT’s - SOUTH KOREA - THEY LIKE - 

NEWS - REMEMBER - STABBER - OF - 

3 FEMALES - MOM - INCLUDED WAS - 

DURING - TOKYO - OLYMPICS MAJOR - 

DELAYED - NOT - B 4 - NOT - AFTER -

BUT - DURING - HAVE - 2 - ALSO YES - 

NOTICED MEDALS - WON BY - KOREA - 

WAS - ALSO - ‘HUSH - HUSH’ - DURING - 

TOKYO - OLYMPICS - BIBLE - 

‘UNLESS - THE - LORD GOD - GUARDS - 

THE - CITY - THE - WATCHMAN - STAYS - 

AWAKE - IN - VAIN - UNLESS - THE LORD - 

GOD - BUILDS - THE - HOUSE - THEY - 

LABOR - IN - VAIN - WHO - BUILD - IT’ - 

OUR - HEAVENLY - FATHER - IS - GUARDING - 

PARIS - AND - BRITTANY - FRANCE - AND HE - 

IS - BUIDING - OUR - BUNGALOWS - ALSO - 

PERFECTING - MY - CHATEAU - AND - ME - 

FUTURE - ARCHITECT - UNIVERSITY - DE - 

PARIS - I - CAN’T - WAIT - 2 B - GUIDED BY - 

THE - MOST - HIGH - THE - ONLY - TRUE - 

GOD - SO - MY - CHATEAU - EACH ROOM - 

BEDROOM - OCCUPIED - BEING - USED - 

EACH - DOOR - GUARDED - BY 2 MALES - 

ASIANS - THEY - WILL - B - ABLE - 2 - SIT - 

ALSO - BECAUSE - HIDDEN - CAMERAS - 

AS - OCCUPANT - APPROACHES - THEY - 

BOTH - BOW - 2 - EACH - OTHER - LIKE - 

SHOPPING - MALLS - IN - TOKYO JAPAN - 

ALL - BUNGALOWS - ASSIGNED - AND - 

OCCUPIES - 2 GUARDS - PER - DOOR - 

FRONT - AND - BACK - 4 GUARDS PER - 

BUNGALOW - 2 GUARDS - WALKING EA - 

AREA - BEAUTIFUL GARDENERS - ARE - 

PRUNING - TAKING - ROSES - 4 - THE - 

INSIDE - OF - EACH PLACE - PEONIES - 

MAKING - EACH - BUNGALOW - ROOM - 

HOME - 4 - EVERYONE - ONLY - THE - 

BUNGALOWS - NOT - OCCUPIED HAS - 

NO - GUARDS - BUT - FLOWERS FILL - 

INSIDE - PREPARATORY - MORE STARS - 

MORE - ACTORS - ACTRESSES OF GBC - 

WILL - ALL - OF - U - MIND - IF - FORMER - 

PRESIDENT MOON - AND - HIS 1ST LADY - 

BE - GUESTS - OF - ONE - BUNGALOW -

ENROUTE - FR - BEIJING - CHINA FOR - 

MALE - ACUPUNCTURISTS - WILL YES - 

RESTORE - FORMER - PRESIDENT MOON - 

AND - HIS - WIFE - SO - THEY - LOOK AGE - 

25 - AGAIN - BOTH - OF - THEM - WE’RE - 

RESTORING - THEIR - YOUTH - THAT KR - 

WILL - B - AWESOME - BECAUSE - BOTH - 

ARE - VERY - BEAUTIFUL - YOUNGER - 

ESPECIALLY - IN - FACT - WE’LL - ASK - 

FORMER - PRESIDENT - MOON - WILL - 

HE - WANT - 2 B - IN - GBC - FILMS TV - 

REGULAR - FILMS - TAKESHI - FILMS - 

900 BILLION - X 2 - TAX - PAID - PER - 

HOUR - AS - 2 - ADDITIONAL WEALTH - 

AS - RETIRED - FR - PRESIDENCY - & - 

GREAT - GIFTS - 2 - FAMILY - THEIR - 

RELATIVES - THINGS - THEY - WANT - 

2 - DO - IN - THIS - LIFE - BOTH - YES - 

LOOKING - AGE 25 - WE - CAN - GIVE - 

THEM - THAT - ALL - WILL - LOOK YES - 

QUITE - YOUNG - AGAIN - WITH - GBC - 

TAKESHI - FILM - STUDIOS - SO - BOYS -

 GIRLS KOREAN - SHOWBUSINESS - 

WILL - U - B - OK - WITH - FORMER - 

PRESIDENT - MOON - AND - HIS 1ST - 

LADY - IN - OUR - BUNGALOWS BUT - 

LOOKING - AGE 25 - EACH - AGAIN I - 

WANT - THEM - IN - GBC - FILMS TOO - 

GREAT - MONEY - 4 - THEM - 4 - WE - 

ARE - GOING - BACK - IN - TIME FOR - 

JOSEON - AND - GOREO - HOW YES - 

ABOUT - THEIR - KINGS - QUEENS 2 - 

FORMER - PRESIDENT - MOON AND - 

HIS - FIRST - LADY - I - FEEL - THEY - 

WILL - DO - GREAT - AS - KOREAN - 

ROYALTY - IN - OUR - FILMS - WE - 

ARE - FILMING - IN - FRANCE YES - 

ANYWAY - AND - WE - CAN - KEEP - 

THEM - SAFER - IN - FRANCE TOO - 

LIKE - ALL - BUNGALOWS - THEY - 

CAN - ESCAPE - 2 - BELOW - THEIR - 

BUNGALOWS - 2 - SAFETY - AS THE - 

JULIUS CAESAR - BUNGALOW

POLITICIAN - STABBED - 23 TIMES - 

TWICE - EACH - PER - POLITICIAN - 

ROME - ITALY - STAGE - ALL - JUST - 

WATCHED - AFTER - HE WON WAR - 

SO - JUST - WANTED - 2 - ASK FOR - 

HE’s - SAFER - IN - FRANCE - THAN - 

BUSAN - 4 - KOREANS - ARE - INTO - 

MURDER - AND - SENSATION NEWS - 

KOREANS - ARE INTO - NOTORIETY - 

AS - MURDERERS - HE’s - GOING - 2 - 

BE - INVESTIGATED - 2 - PUT - 2 YES - 

PRISON - OR - FINED - SO - MOON IS - 

SAFER - IN - FRANCE - PROTECTED - 

BY - FRANCE - AS - POLITICIANS SO - 

JUST - WANTED - 2 - SHARE - PLANS - 

K POP - STARS - ACTORS - ACTRESS - 

TIME - 2 - RELAX - PEACEFULLY AND - 

ENJOY - BRITTANY - FRANCE - WANT - 

2 - SHARE - THIS - REGION - ALSO - 2 - 

WITH - FORMER - PRESIDENT MOON - 

4 - MOON BIN - JONGHYUN - SULLI & - 

TST - GOO HARA - AND - MORE YES - 

JESUS - IS - LORD - 2 - A - GREATER - 

FUTURE - ‘HDG BANKS’ - COMING -

ONLINE - 'HAPPY - DOING - GOOD’

NO - INTIMACY - PLEASE - AT - MY - 

CHATEAU - IN - BRITTANY - ALSO - 

WHILE - OUR - STARS - ARE YES - 

OVERSEAS - EVERY - HOUR - IS - 

PAID - IN - FULL - RESTING - OR - 

NOT - WORKING - VACATIONING - 

VISITING - PER - HOUR - EACH - 

SMALL - ROLE - BIG - ROLE OR - 

JUST SINGING - DANCING NOT - 

EVEN - FILMED - GETS - SAME - 

900 BILLION - X 2 - PER - HOUR - 

TAX - PAID - SO - KOREA GAINS - 

THEY’LL - RELAX - INVESTIGATION - 

AGAIN - FORMER PRESIDENT YES -

MOON - 4 - ‘LOVE OF - MONEY THE - 

ROOT - OF ALL - EVIL’ - AS - THEIR - 

TAX - MONEY - 2 - PAY - NATIONAL - 

DEBTS - KOREA - 2 - RICH - 2 B XO - 

VERY - HAPPY - BUT - AS - LONG - 

AS - ALL - OF - U R - GUESTS - OF - 

GBC - OUTSIDE - KOREA - PILIPINAS - 

U - WILL - ALL - RECEIVE - MONEY EA - 

HOUR - 900 BILLION - X 2 - OUR - YES - 

BANKS - WILL - TAKE - CARE - OF YOU - 

AS - WHAT - CURRENCY - HAS - THE - 

HIGHEST VALUE - 4 - EXCHANGE SO - 

ENJOY - STAY - AT - MY - CHATEAU 4 - 

YOU’RE - ALL - BEING - PAID - PER - 

HOUR - OUTSIDE YOUR COUNTRY - 

AS - OUR - GUESTS - 

GBC - STUDIOS YES - 

MAINLY - THANKS - 2 - 

MY - FAVORITE - STARS - IU - SO EUN KIM - 

ASTRO - WOO CHAN - SE-KYUNG SHIN CN - 

GUAN XIAOTONG - LUHAN - LOVE MARIE - 

ESCUDERO - KATHRYN BERNARDO AND - 

KIM CHIU - JULIA BARRETO - LOVE - YOU - 

ALL - THANKS - 4 - EVERYTHING - FUTURE - 

IS - EXCITING - PRAY - OUR - TOKYO MALE - 

SCIENTISTS - GIVE - US - ALL - WE - NEED - 

OUR - SUCCESS - DEPENDS - ON - THEM - 

COMPLETELY - OUR - SAFETY - OUR $$$$ - 

OUR - MONEY - BANKS - EVERYTHING - 

BECAUSE - OF - THEM - PRAY - PRAY 4 - 

FOUND - THE - PLACE - 4 - THEM - AND - 

US - BRITTANY - AND - PARIS - FRANCE - 

JESUS - IS - LORD - WE - FOUND HOME -

BECAUSE - I - MET - ELVIS PRESLEY AS - 

HIS - HOME - OUR - NEW HOME - WILL - 

ALSO - HAVE - A - WEDDING - CHAPEL - 

SURROUNDED BY GRAPES - SMALL - 

VINEYARDS - CELLAR - OF - SWEET - 

WINES - MY COLLECTION BOTTLES - 

OURS - WILL - BE - CALLED - 

CHAPEL OF - HER MAJESTY - 

THE QUEEN - ELIZABETH - ALEXANDRA 

MARY - WINDSOR - UNITED - KINGDOM

FINISTERE BRITTANY REGION FRANCE

HER - MAJESTY - THE QUEEN - BORN AT

2:40A - ON - 21 APR 1926 - AGE 92 - MAYFAIR - 

LONDON - ENGLAND - GREAT - BRITAIN - GB - 

1ST CHILD - OF - DUKE AND DUCHESS - OF - 

YORK - WHO - BECAME - KING GEORGE VI -

AND - QUEEN - ELIZABETH - CHRISTENED - 

ELIZABETH - ALEXANDRA - MARY

BUCKINGHAM PALACE 29 MAY 26

GOD - BLESS - HER MAJESTY THE QUEEN

GOD - BLESS - HIS - MAJESTY - THE - KING

[survey--s]

473.

Why did you close the door the last time you closed one? To stop the cats getting upstairs.

Stripes or polka dots? It depends on the overall outfit - I probably own more stripey stuff though.

Do you care if people touch you when they’re talking to you? Yeah, I’m not a fan unless you’re family or someone I know well. There’s just absolutely no need for strangers to touch me.

What is your gender? Female.

Do you think that people think its obvious? Yeah.

How long did your first date last? Maybe three hours. We went to McDonald’s and the cinema lol.

Is your favorite color within 10 feet of you? I’m sure there’s something purple somewhere in this room, yeah.

Highlight of your day? Getting a lie-in, not having to rush about or go to work or do anything important.

Would you rather be on a boat or a plane? Overall, a plane, but I’d love to try one of those superyachts with a pool and hot tub and private chef lol.

Can you tell when girls (or guys) have eyeliner on? Yeah.

Can you cook? I can cook, but it’s not something I enjoy doing so I generally avoid it where possible.

How high is your ceiling? I would guess around 8ft.

What’s the worst job you can think of? I couldn’t do anything that involves bad smells.

Do you swear a lot? Not “a lot” but it is part of my daily vocab.

Does the last person you texted have an O in their name? No.

Is everything working in your house? We need a new TV and washing machine - but not desperately enough that we’re going to spend money buying new ones lol.

Would you rather have a pool or a trampoline? A pool, but I don’t think we’d really use either that much. Does pop give you energy? If it’s caffeinated, yeah.

TV show you love with a passion? I wouldn’t say I was passionate about any TV shwos really. Do you think you learned anything from the worst night of your life? I don’t think I have one specific night that stands out as being appalling.

Perfect age to get married? Whenever you want to get married.

Is it safe to say you own over 20 pairs of shoes? I probably do, yeah.

Name a career path that women are known for taking.  Nursing, kindergarten teacher.

Favorite type of cookie? Soft chocolate chip cookies.

A quality you look for in choosing a significant other? A good sense of humour.

What would I find if I looked in your pocket? I don’t have any pockets.

What was your first word? I have no idea, you’d have to ask my mum.

A musical instrument you wouldn’t mind learning how to play? I always wanted to learn clarinet.

Last time you went to 7-eleven? Whenever I was last in Tasmania - we don’t have it over here.

A fast food restaurant that you hate with a passion? Burger King always makes me sick, which is a shame as I actually like the taste of their food.

Does everyone in your family have a job? My parents are both retired.

Going anywhere this weekend? Nope, this is my weekend off and I plan on doing as little as humanly possible lol.

Is your room ever clean? My side is always neat and clean, Mike’s is not lol.

What does it mean when you’re being quiet? Nothing in particular, I’m not the most talkative person.

Last person you had a face to face conversation with? Mike.

Where’s your phone? On the sofa to my right.

Do you know the difference between your and you’re? Of course.

How late did you stay up last night? I went to sleep around 11pm and slept for about nine straight hours lol. I fell asleep on Reddit before that.

Anyone you’re ready to kill? Nah, I’m good.

Do you need to get a tan? Well, nobody “needs” a tan.

What do you want? A winning lottery ticket.

Favorite TV show as a kid? My Parents Are Aliens, Arthur, The Smurfs, Playdays, Tots TV, Rosie & Jim.

What’s a show that you absolutely refuse to watch? There aren’t any.

How many times have you been in love? Three times.

Go camping or go to a party? Camping, but I have to say that neither really appeals to me lol.

Do you remember how old you were when you started swearing? Maybe around 8-9 years old. I remember getting told off for saying fuck at school around that age lol.

How many years older than you would you date someone? Mike is nearly five years older than me but I think once you reach proper adulthood it doesn’t really make as much difference. What was the last thing you pinky swore on? Who knows lol.

Would you consider yourself a nice person? Hmmm, yes, for the most part - but I’m not a pushover either and don’t let people take advantage.

Are there a lot of mirrors in your house? No, maybe three or four.

Has there ever been a serial killer in your house? I mean, I hope not lol. Do you know anyone who looks like Adam Sandler? Nope.

True or false: Glee is annoying. I’ve never seen it.

Last thing you cooked? I had crumpets for breakfast, does that count? lol. I don’t really cook.

Do you use slang often? No.

Wear glasses? Yeah, I’ve worn glasses since I was seven. About how old was the last person that hit on you? Uh, aside from my husband, I honestly couldn’t tell you.

What color are your headphones? My earphones are white.

Would you make a good teacher? Why? I could do kindergarten, but I wouldn’t want to teach older children.

Don’t you hate those commercials that try too hard? I don’t watch live TV anymore.

Is the fan on? No.

Any special reason why you’re taking this survey? It’s just one I haven’t done before and it was the first one on my newsfeed.

What does the last text message you sent say? I honestly don’t remember - I haven’t text anyone today.

Your friend needs you to run to the store to get a pregnancy test. Do you? Sure, but I don’t understand why they couldn’t get one themselves?

Do you log out on facebook when you leave the site? No. 

What color are your underwear? Black.

How short are your nails? Very - I cut them the other day. 

Favorite holiday? Christmas or Easter as they both mean a decent amount of time off work.

If I asked you to point to Ohio on a map of the US do you think you could? Nope.

You’re locked in a room with spiders. Do you have an issue? Yeah, it would really freak me out, I’m not gonna lie.

Do you wear your most expensive item of clothing often? No.

Do you eat a lot of food? Yeah, I love my food lol.

Have your parents ever tried to control your relationship? No.

Have you ever had to give someone directions before? Sure, quite a few times.

Speaking of which, are you good at understanding driving directions? Yeah, for the most part.

How many people do you text daily? There isn’t anyone that I text absolutely every single day.

Do you play any instruments? Which instruments do you play? I can play piano and a bit of guitar and recorder, but I don’t play any anymore.

Is there anyone who you call by their last name? No.

What did you do on your last birthday? I had a couple of cat visits to do and we ordered takeaway for dinner. It snowed on my birthday this year so we didn’t do much.

Which of the Seven Deadly Sins do you commit the most?  Sloth.

What is your least favorite subject in school? Maths and Chemistry. Have you ever been involved in a custody battle before? Nope.

Do you know a couple who constantly sucks on each other’s face? Ew, no.

When was the last time you watched a YouTube video? A few days ago.

Have you ever babysat a newborn baby before? No.

When was the last time you held someone’s hand? A few days ago.

How many meals have you eaten today, so far? One. I’m going to get lunch after this survey though.

Do you think it’s stupid for people to call others “hot?” Why would that be stupid?

Do you personally think Wikipedia is a reliable source? Yeah, I love Wikipedia.

Have you ever shopped at Wet Seal before? Did you like it? No, we don’t have that company here.

Do you care about spending money if it’s someone else’s money? I mean, it depends on the scenario.

What is your favorite Disney movie of all time? Lion King.

[ediplane]

[queen-ironsides]

Those people who pilot and ride in those tiny ass airplanes do not give a single fuck.