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I hate that transition wise, I wanna sound like the lich adventure time or striker helluva boss, but this is what i wanna look like


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Holy shit this is so smooth??!! 💕 AHHHHHHH
LIES OF P + Wo Long: Fallen Dynasty Collaboration
#lies of p#lies of p gif#DUDE THIS IS SO SMOOTH AF#P WITH HIS NEW OUTFIT IS SO GOOD#SCREAMING AND CRYING RN#THIS IS BEAUTIFUL THANK YOU FOR DOING GOD'S WORK
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Cute things the Batboys do in a relationship:
Dick Grayson (Nightwing)
Morning Texts: This dude lives for sending those “Good morning, beautiful ” texts, usually with some goofy selfie where his hair’s a mess. He just wants to be the first thing you smile about.
Random Dance Breaks: If you’re in the kitchen or just standing around, Dick will 100% spin you around for a random dance. He’ll hum some random tune and make you laugh like it’s a movie moment.
Spontaneous Picnics: Out of nowhere, he’ll hit you with a “meet me at the park” text, and you show up to find he’s got a whole cute picnic setup. The dude’s got snacks, a blanket, and everything ready like a rom-com lead.
Cuddle Monster: Watching a movie? Cuddling. Sitting on the couch? Cuddling. He’s got an arm around you, pulling you into his chest every chance he gets. And don’t even get me started on bedtime—he’s glued to you.
Pet Names: You’re never just your name. It’s always “Sweetheart,” “Princess,” or something that’ll make you blush and roll your eyes. He loves seeing you react.
Jason Todd (Red Hood)
Cooking Shenanigans: He’s lowkey a beast in the kitchen, but acts like he needs your help. Next thing you know, you’re tossing flour at each other, making a mess, and laughing like idiots.
Protective as Hell: Jason’s that guy who’ll drape his jacket over you before you even realize you’re cold. If it’s raining, he’s got the umbrella over you—he doesn’t care if he gets soaked.
Books & Notes: He’ll leave books for you to read with little handwritten notes inside. Some are funny, some are deep, but he’s always thinking about you even when he’s not there.
Late Night Rides: He’s all about taking you on rides around the city late at night. It’s quiet, and the world feels like it’s just the two of you while the cool breeze whips by.
Forehead Kisses: Not super into PDA, but will definitely kiss your forehead when it’s just you two. It's his way of saying “I got you” without saying a word.
Tim Drake (Red Robin)
Study Dates: Tim’s ideal date is just chilling in a coffee shop, both of you working on stuff, but occasionally reaching over to hold hands or sneak in a quick kiss. He’s not the clingy type, but loves quiet closeness.
Geeky Gifts: He’s that guy who’ll surprise you with some gadget or comic you mentioned once. His memory for stuff you like is insane, and he’ll always find something that makes you smile.
Random Nerd Facts: You’ll be mid-conversation and he’ll just drop some random fact about the universe or tech that he knows will make you roll your eyes. He lives for those reactions.
Caring Vibes: Tim’s the type to bring you tea when you’re stressed or randomly tell you to take a break. And when you’re sad? He’ll pull you into his lap without saying anything—just wants to make sure you’re okay.
Subtle Compliments: He’s not super vocal, but you’ll catch him staring at you, and when you ask why, he’ll just casually be like, “You’re stunning,” with the softest smile. Smooth af.
Damian Wayne (Robin)
Low-Key Sweet: Damian won’t say it, but he shows love in little ways. Your favorite snack? He’ll just get it. Something broken? Fixed. His love language is basically “silent but effective.”
Learning Your Hobbies: Whatever you’re into, he’ll make it his mission to learn it. You mention an interest? Bet, he’s researching it like it’s a case for Batman. It’s his way of being involved without being obvious.
Animals Everywhere: He’s constantly bringing over animals, like “This cat needs to meet you.” If his pets like you, that’s basically a proposal in Damian-speak. And they always like you.
Art Hangouts: He loves painting, so sometimes he’ll invite you to join him, and it turns into a competition of who can make the dumbest art. Expect lots of teasing.
Acts of Service: He won’t say “I love you” all the time, but you’ll feel it in the way he does things for you—like carrying your stuff, fixing something, or just being there when you need him.
#jason todd headcanons#batboys#tim drake headcanons#damian wayne headcanon#dick grayson headcanons#dick grayson#jason todd#batboys headcanons#tim drake#nightwing#damian wayne x reader#dick grayson x reader#jason todd x reader#tim drake x you#nightwing x reader
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with great power...
art donaldson spiderman! au x reader

summary: stanford has a masked superhero on the loose, and you're trying to crack down on his identity. little do you know, it's your boyfriend art.
warnings: cursing, injuries, reader highkey gets mugged, art is being mysterious af, reader is incredibly oblivious, sappy at the end sorry, not proofread
author's note: HI so this is actually my first time writing a fic ever... but this au idea has been absolutely rotting in my brain for the past week or so and i need to get it out. enjoy!!!!!!
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"dude!" you say barging into art's dorm (not realizing that your poor boyfriend was in the middle of a nap) "look at the topic the newspaper just assigned me. some shithead on campus is doing parkour in a scuba suit, people are calling him 'spiderman'."
art is pulled out of his trance-like state when he hears the name fall out of your mouth. you feel bad after realizing you woke him up, seeing him wipe his tired eyes with a pout on his lips. "hey pretty" he says with a lopsided smirk on his face "what were you talking about? some spider-idiot?" you hop into bed next to him "yeah it's nothing...sorry for waking you up, just go back to bed, 'kay?"
you don't know what's been up with art recently. he rarely returns your calls, he's always tired, and when he's awake, he's either in a rush or incredibly sluggish. you asked patrick about it and he said that the beginning of a new tennis season is wearing both of them down. seems reasonable, right?
now, it's been a few weeks since you were assigned this story, and jess (your senior editor) wants you to photograph and interview this spiderman guy, because apparently he's some kind of campus superhero (returning stolen laptops, helping drunk sorority girls avoid getting hit by cars, the usual) however you have no leads so far.
until one day, tashi tells you a story about how he saved a freshman from the tennis team from being hazed, and you decide to ask your boyfriend about it.
"you don't know anything about a kid named steven mcdonald, do you?" you ask art as you settle down to watch some gossip girl.
"that freshman who survived a hazing incident? yeah, i know of him" he replies as he pulls you into his arms and kisses your forehead.
you pull away with furrowed eyebrows "well did he...say...anything about that night?"
"uh no. no, not really" he says (a little distantly) "anyway! i seriously don't understand why serena loves dan so much, nate is obviously the better choice for her."
you roll your eyes sarcastically "wow donaldson...really smooth transition! way to change the subject there honey."
"i'm sorry.." he replies as he plays with your hair "it's just that...i don't want you getting mixed up in that kind of stuff. if you got hurt.." he sighs "i don't know what i'd do with myself"
and so you promise art that you'll stop working on the article...until jess says she'll kick you out of the stanford star if you do.
one night, as you're walking back to your dorm after dinner with tashi and patrick (third wheel much?), a man in a black ski mask suddenly approaches you and orders you to put your hands up.
"give me your fucking heels lady...and your purse!" he demands.
"oh god no" you shut your eyes and groan "please sir, these are really expensive and- and these are manolo blahniks!! my mom bought-"
before you can finish your rambling, you can hear a thud, and when open your eyes, you can see that he's been wrapped up in some web-like substance.
"don't worry, he's not dead" a figure says as he walks out from behind the criminal. you feel like you know him, you can't even see his face but something about him is just so familiar, and you can't put your finger on it. until..
oh my god
"oh my god! you're spiderman! thank you so much, seriously. that guy could've killed me" you say excitedly, forgetting about your past opinions about him.
art- i mean spiderman, chuckles and says that it's no problem, and asks if he could take you back to your dorm.
"yeah! i would love that, thank you." you reply "actually, could i take your photo? i'm doing an article about you for the stanford star." oh and art eats it UP. he's doing stupid poses and acting silly and goofy (just to hear you laugh of course).
you get back to your dorm safely, and spiderart bids you farewell. just before he leaps out your window, he pulls a red stanford cap (one that you've never noticed, and one that looks suspiciously like art's) out of his pocket.
"hey, maybe i'll see you around" he says as he puts the cap on...backwards. something that only art would do. lucky enough for him, you're too tired to notice.
"...and those are the differences between meiosis and mitosis." you're trying to study for another biology exam when all of a sudden you hear a tapping noise on your window.
at first you think it's a bird, or some frat boy trying to piss you off by throwing empty beer cans at your window, but the tapping turns into banging and you start to hear sounds of pain through the glass.
you run to the window and see a boy in a familiar red and blue suit sitting on the windowsill. this time with a huge gash in his side.
"spiderman? oh my god, get inside, what happened?" you ask while scrambling for a first aid kit. art falls onto your bed, unknowingly bleeding all over your new floral sheets. he groans and holds his side, mumbling something about...well god knows what.
art protests as you try to patch up the very open wound by his waist. "you're just like my boyfriend art," you say with a grin "he gets all fucked up during his tennis matches and doesn't let me help him out." you can hear him through the mask but you can't tell if it's a laugh or a whimper.
"jesus- how long is this going to take? i have an econ final to study for" he says with a wince. "not very long if you sit still, spiderboy" you retort "why don't you take off your mask? you must be dying with that thing on."
you feel his face, and it feels...familiar. you slowly take off the mask, and reveal art's lips, sculpted nose, blue and brown eyes, and tousled blonde hair.
suddenly you realize. you realize the reasons for the missed calls, hurried kisses, and rain-checked dates. all this time you've been thinking that it was tennis kicking his ass, when really art was kicking other people's.
"hi honey" art mumbles, same lopsided, boyish smile that you fell in love with gracing his face "i'm sorry. i should have told you." before you can say anything, he kisses you and sneaks his hands to the small of your back. you can feel him smiling into the kiss as he pulls you into his lap.
"i missed you" you say, pulling away with a pout. you card your hands through his blonde curls. "i know, i know, i'm sorry pretty girl, it's just that...i don't want you to worry about me." art replies, pushing your hair away from your face.
you flick his forehead. "you dumbass. of course i'm going to worry about you, whether you like it or not...because i like you. a lot. no matter what kind of freaky superpowers you have." art lets out a weak chuckle, then he kisses you like a man stuck in the desert for 40 days. you can feel him drawing small circles along your hips and caressing your thumb.
you pull away one last time. "now tell me spiderboy...how did you go from tennis team captain to stanford superhero?"
#mike faist#art donaldson#challengers#challengers 2024#mike faist x reader#art donalson x reader#patrick zweig#tashi duncan#guys please i was in ap lang i swear i'm good at writing#spiderman
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HOT YYH TAKE: Kurama would be awkward AF in a romance!
i often see Kurama/Shuichi Minamino characterized as very smooth, calm and collected...and he IS in most situations!
but after his human rebirth, i headcanon he mostly swears off romantic or sexual attachments...he doesn't want a repeat of the Maya fiasco and he doesn't want an SO to leak details about his past to his mother, so it's just simpler to remain unattached
and that means he is either 1) very out of practice when it comes to romance, or 2) inexperienced in the human version of romance
...or both! both is good!
once Kurama finds himself interested in someone romantically, it'll take him a minute (or twelveo) to reorient himself and figure out how all this romantic crap works...he may not even realize he's interested in them romantically or be able to recognize his own desires right away, and thus i think he'd be AWKARD AF until he really sits down to self-reflect and it'd be a huge shock to realize he's actually interested in someone(!?!?!???) after all this time
it would take him a hot minute to carefully (carefully OH SO CAREFULLY) figure out what to do, decide if he should pursue them or just ignore his feelings, and determine how to handle his emotions...he wouldn't want to fuck it up you see...and if his potential lover is a human, it'll take even more strategizing and reflecting to figure out how the heck a romance with a human would actually work in practice
he's smart and he'd get the hang of it quickly, but in the early stages i'm pretty convinced he'd come off as the strangest fucking dude on the goddamn planet...he won't become a stammering mess or anything like that (he's too cool-headed overall), but his behavior and body language would be hot-and-cold and just plain WEIRD for a bit until he figures his shit out...you may even think he hates you a little before the truth comes out!
i love the "Kurama is a perfect, smooth-talking gentleman at all times" characterization we usually fall back on as a fandom, but i think some endearing awkwardness when it comes to love and romance really suit this guy <3
(incidentally, this is the characterization i'm working with in my Kurama/OC fic The Sight Unseen and it's SO MUCH FUN to write!)
#yyh#kurama yu yu hakusho#yu yu hakusho#kurama#shuichi minamino x oc#shuichi minamino#kurama yyh#yyh kurama#yu yu hakusho kurama#yu yu hakusho fanfiction#yu yu hakusho oc#shuichi minamino x reader#minamino shuichi#yoko kurama#youko kurama#yyh headcanon#yu yu hakusho headcanon#kurama headcanon#kurama x oc#kurama x reader
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In the Sauna 🔥

Paring: Ni-ki x male!reader
Cw: mentioned of dick, naked, masturbate.
Genre: soft smau, crack, [not a smut]
Summary: He wants to teach you how to be brave.
Read at your own risk.
Lack of perfect words/Non proof read ><
You have been friends with Riki ever since kindergarten, and it's incredible how strong your bond has remained despite the challenges that come with long-term friendships. There have been moments when he has irritated you to no end, and you have had your fair share of disagreements. However, Riki always manages to swallow his pride and apologize, pleading for your forgiveness and seeking your companionship once again.
Even the classic duo of Tom and Jerry pales in comparison to the dynamic tension between you and Riki.
On an evening Sunday, you and Riki decide to visit a sauna for a relaxing steam, a plan that had been in the works
Upon arriving at the Sauna, you are instantly captivated by the surroundings, feeling the tension in your shoulders melting away. Despite having seen it in pictures online, nothing compares to the real thing, the atmosphere bustling with life and activity. Everywhere you look, people stroll by with boil eggs and head towels shaped like sheep, creating an adorable sight.
As Riki leads the way, your eyes continue to roam curiously, taking in every detail of the Sauna. Sensing your distraction, he gently grabs your hand, guiding you to the reservation room that you booked together the previous day.
*Inside the sauna*
The steam sauna room is a cozy haven for relaxation and stress relief, with its small, enclosed space filled with warm, humid air generated by a steam generator. The room is equipped with benches for comfortable seating, smooth walls, and soothing lighting, creating a tranquil atmosphere for sweating and unwinding.
As Riki settles down and taps the empty space beside him, motioning for you to join him, you take a seat, feeling a bit self-conscious about revealing your skin in this public setting.
"I can't believe we're in a place like this riki, wild free like we're in some kind of jungle," you said, as you covered your chest with your hands, still not used to exposing your skin in a crowded place like this.
Riki chuckled under his breath, shaking his head in disbelief. You've always been the shy type one and never changed ever since he first met you.
"Relax, this is our private room, nobody gonna stare at you just look at me! Do like this" He swung both of his hands and leaned against the wall, as he closed his eyes enjoying the warm the man spreading sight.
Being friends with him, you've to get used to seeing him being like this, didn't give af about anyone around him, he likes to do whatever crosses his mind.
The small towel that wrapped around his waistband began to strip down a little, loosening its grip, but looking at him right now, he was already in a daydream.
"Hey hey, your towel is about to loosen!" You said, alerted him. If he let it go, he'd be naked.
No response from him.
"Yahh are you deaf—" You turn your head toward him, gesturing him to do something. Imagine someone burst in by accident, wouldn't he be embarrassed? Or not?
"Ughh you're so annoying mn, imma just" his eyes are still closed, while he pulls out his towel, and throws it beside him. Spring free his long length, all sweaty with his uncut.
Your mouth dropped open, stunned at what you have just witnessed. This dude is a definition of brave for real. The urge to fire back at him stopped, you know that no matter what you say, he won't listen to you anyway. Let him be.
You take a deep heavy sigh before minding your own business. His being naked is not the first time you've seen it, countless times on record, however, acts like he's at home in this place, giving you a second hand embarrassed, anxious that someone could break in, and misunderstood.
"Can you just not for a day? What if someone comes in?" You said, slightly mad at him for his behaviors, he acts like he is a child.
"Ijbol who cares? Maybe I'd left them impressed with my big dick here" He smirked, teasing you was one of his joy to see your priceless reaction. He then stroked slowly on his length in a playful manner, pushing you to the edge.
A flashed red blush spreads across your face, even though you get used to it, his size always turning you on, clicking your button every time. You act as if you don't care, so he'll stop giving you a hard time.
Nevertheless, as he continues to play with his crotch, you feel your member poking under the towel, begging to set them free. The aroused feels growing on you a little by a little until it's fully hard.
You don't have anything to cover it up, in this steam sauna room, your leg could be used for some help. You cross your leg hoping that, he wouldn't notice your dick although his hawk eyes are already piercing your towel.
"Did I turn you on mn? My apologies if I give you a hard dick" his cocky face after he say that, irritated you so much. This is all his fault.
"Shut up you duck" you reply, as you try your best to not let your member leak. This towel is so short, barely covers your ass up, which makes your temperature even worse mixed with horny.
The moment of silence, suddenly filled with wet noises. Riki is now holding on to his dick, jerking off, chasing for his pleasure. Biting on his towel, moving his palm in a fast pace.
A gasp escapes his mouth, as he maintains the speed on his fingertips. You stay frozen, cherish the moment, and behold the sight.
In a few more strokes, his glans are dripping with his pre-cum, showering his shift in transparent wet sticky pieces of stuff. Despite not reaching his goal yet, he increases the tempo, running his fingers rapidly.
Leaving him more breathless, heaving his chest in unstable motions. Gritting his teeth tight on his towel, bites back his moans painfully.
Soon enough, he splashed out the wet cum all over his thighs. Arching his back in ecstasy, shooting out the mess on the spot he is sitting on.
"S~ee You gotta take not from me, cumming in a steam sauna lol" He uttered in an exhausted voice, worn out from the sensation of masturbated.
You didn't realize that your dick also dripping in pre-cum.
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Ok I'm sorry these are SO boring to me and here's a bullet list on why:
all human roster. zer0 and fl4k meant nothing??
another siren. i know it's tradition but how you gonna explain this one? Tyreen's powers?? Also for someone with a pink/magenta heavy theme she's soooo muddled sos
that takes me to: muddy af color palettes. jesus did the bl3 aesthetic seep the contrast out of borderlands. Take my hand 🖐 let's examine:
All the vaulties always had a strong color palette or theme going on. Think about Krieg being mega orange, Zane contrasting blue and yellow, Moze being muddy but having a theme and contrasting with the other vaulties. These new guys fade into each other and into the background.
Individual problems imo with each one from left to right, calling them 1, 2, 3 and 4:
1: god where to start. Boring ASS clothes. The blade gauntlet things don't even stand out. NO silhouette AT ALL totally fades along NPC profiles. Nose piercing and soulpatch? sorry personal gripe but it's just too much. plus the hair and face shape (and bladed) is just Zane Lite™️. All and all from this screenshot alone they leave no impressions.
2: Again no silhouette and even worse her own colors clash. Where's the sense in a leg exposed COVERED in pink places against a pink backdrop of a waist coat?? HELLO?? And the hair jesus. Nothing there. I like that pink, tho. also again can't tell shit about the character from the clothes. Maya: action oriented, hands exposed suggest melee. Brick: a brick. Roland: obvs soldier boy. Amara: casual browler. etc.
3: to me a clusterfuck of subtle references. Ragged cloth, belts, codpiece, beard and hairstyle scream viking oriented. Armor is all over the place. All in all they give me "just some buff dude" energy. No expression at all. And way too top heavy. Too much gray, gordget clashes against paldron, it's just extra stupid how the metal hugs his waist but doesn't cover the abs... Sheesh. At least there's a sense of where the character might go gameplay wise - a Brick or Wilhelm.
4: well here we are everybody: the black female coded character with large pants that look like gigantic hips but a tiiiiiny little heroin chic waist. just take me out back and shoot me, gearbox. Between the visual weight of the big curls all to one side and the huge pants is sandwiched a small face and a minuscule torso. The huge gloves can't even move without hitting the tubes of her pants. I know what the designer was going for but Kingdom Hearts this is not.
If it wasn't by how stark the pink tattoos of the siren character look against the mess of uncoordinated colors this screenshot could've looked like a lineup of side characters like Lorelai or so. Idk, tertiary characters. BC if you think of the ensemble cast like Marcus, Ellie, Scooter, Moxxi, Zed and so on you can cleary think color palettes, silhouettes, character roles.
ALSO WHY IS IT SO SMOOTH??? the comic lines don't look nearly as heavy as they should be (just kidding I know why it's bc the Sergi Brosa-esque designs are busy as all fuck and everything now has to look like Overwatch and Dragon Age Veilguard).
kudos to what seems to be THREE POC characters tho!
#borderlands 4#bl4#mar talks bl4#yeah I'm gonna be as cynical and rude about this one as I was happy and hopeful about bl3#you have been warned#and pleeeeease let me know your thoughts
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thoughts on To Be Hero X
The story itself (im on episode 2) is ngl a lil shitty, how lin ling got the power tho is pretty cool ig. Its going too fast like when moon just left in the second ep and wreck, stop but like Wreck deserves more screentime like why does he only get 1 episode AND its not even ONE FULL EPISODE IT WAS LEGIT 5 MIN ISTG! JUSTICE FOR THIS DUDE!! he is loyal af, he knew it wasn't nice WHEN HE SAW HIM!!!
and hes hot too? like what were they THINKING WHEN THEY KILLED HIM OFF?? And moon, she was chained to be nice's gf. Thats crazy ngl.
I like the animation tho, just there is almost no expression (in the 3D moments) and thats a dealbreaker for some people. Its so smooth tho!
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Even the game itself i feel like doesn’t take the emperors route as seriously as the others. I’m not an emperor gal myself (i wish raphael had a romance route but that’s a whole ‘nother rant) but I respect the tentacle lovers, and they got done dirty.
Also Like i get they couldn’t do every race, but we did not need that many elves.
And, we should’ve been able to romance/ at least have in the party default dragonborn durge. I will die on this hill, there should’ve been a way to include him.
Oh no you've unleashed a wall of text I'm so sorry HJFKS
God honestly yeah?? The Emperor's romance had a lot more potential that I expected to get into when I accidentally stumbled onto his route. (Gonna use he/him for The Emperor since my design for him was the masculine form!)
He has such a compelling story *and* it's not a perfect fairy tale romance and I think that's truly what I loved about the idea of his romance. I admit I wasn't planning on going down his route at all, mostly because it was my very first playthrough (and didn't realize it was even an option) and had plans to romance Astarion and Halsin but my game glitched so hard in the middle of Act 2 and made Astarion dump my Tav unprovoked and Halsin just fucken disappeared. But after accidentally getting onto his romance route, I really loved the idea of him and Tav.
People really do treat him and his romance as if it was the most disgusting possible outcome but like ?? Dude's a sweet talker, has a smooth af voice, charisma is off the charts, and frankly he treats Tav so kindly* - even if his intentions aren't entirely genuine. **If you treat him kindly, of course. I don't think people realize he's only hostile towards you if you're mean to him first.
People can't complain about the manipulation when a good chunk of the companion romances also have their own not-so-well-intentions within their actions with Tav. Looking SO loudly at Astarion.
There was a lot that could have been done with The Emperor tbh, but honestly the way Wyll's storyline was kind of a one-and-done, tossed off to the side never to be touched upon again, I'm not entirely surprised that they never came back around. 😩
I would have *LOVED* to see what they could have done for the default Durge as a companion omgg I think it would have been neat to see what the "canon" Durge questline would look like from outside and see just how corrupt or kind they could be and what kinda relationship with Thorm, Orin and Gortash that could have developed. And how spicy the different endings could be for their romance??? PLEASE
I definitely think they could have done better for companion races. I LOVE elves, even my original Tav is half-elf, but had I known going into it that the entire crew would mainly just be elves and humans, I absolutely would have chosen something else HJKFS We didn't need one of each, but it still would have been nice to have some variation
BG3 is still a great game and for what we didn't get, they made up for in general storyline choices and just how many different routes is made possible and whatnot of course but MAN. man. we missed out on so much potential 😩😩😩
It feels a little messy, a little rushed, in a few departments for sure. Gotta make up for it in my own Tav's lore now as a result, smh
I do appreciate that we had some technically romance routes with non-companions, it's a shame they aren't super well thought out or treated kindly but mAN, the wasted potential?? IP holder is a FOOL at this point imo I'm gonna keep blaming them specifically
#crowtalks#thank you for letting me vent HJFKDS#i have FEELINGS about how the playerbase treats people outside of the basic bubble gdi
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WIP Wednesday
Hello everyone, it is another Wednesday (my dudes)! Thanks to the lovely @umbracirrus and @hircines-hunter for tagging me <3
Tagging: @theoneandonlysemla @dirty-bosmer @lucien-lachance @thequeenofthewinter @firefly-factory @pocket-vvardvark
@captain-of-silvenar @changelingsandothernonsense @lady-iizsil @bougainvillea-and-saltwater
This is going to be a long af post because I ran a poll trying to decide what to post, but I'm just gonna give y'all a bit of each because *gestures vaguely to the world* at least we have blorbos <3 First up is another bit from the family fic, then some smut under the cut from another wip that i will have done soon or i will end up on the news MDNI: PICK YOUR POISON BESTIES
“Happy to be free of the misery and dread of Winterhold?” He earns a playful punch before Ceri joins her boyfriend on a sofa.
“You sound too much like Ata.”
“You say that now.” He reaches for something in his armour, a folded paper. “I’ve accepted an offer from a man in Skyrim, wants help going through some Nord tomb.” Walking over to his sister, he shows her the letter, distinctly pointing to the bottom.
“May Talos guide you.” She laughs. “Oh, what would Ata say?”
“What he doesn’t know won’t hurt him, and besides, I do not get paid to care about religion. He could be Tiber Septim reborn for all I care. Might even be good actually, could charge him more.”
“Well then, may Talos guide you Arthano. To Sovengarde!” He rapidly ruffles the top of her hair.
“Shut up.” He laughs.
It is a funny moment between them but Ralos can’t help but feel like he is missing something. He knew the worship of Talos had been a major point of contention between Altmer and Nords; particularly when the Thalmor were in operation. It seems their father would be especially concerned, no, upset, to learn of who his son was working for. But the way neither Arthano nor Ceri seemed to find it anything more than funny puzzled him. It can’t just be his Altmer beliefs…
The kisses are slow for a bit, enjoying the feeling of each other. Eventually, Ondolemar’s lips find their way to her neck. The marks he leaves will no doubt be difficult to cover tomorrow, but that is the furthest thing from her mind as she grinds her hips into his.
“I’m going to miss you.” She hums.
“And what will you miss most?” Hands move down to her thighs, creeping their way underneath her nightgown.
“Unfortunately, you have me in a compromising position, my love. I cannot answer fairly at the moment.” Her own hands remove themselves and glide down his bare chest.
“Then don’t.” She pulls the nightgown overhead, tossing it across the bedroom. There’s no time for him to react before she is sliding down, knees resting on the hardwood as she looks up at him. Even in the low candlelight, she can see his expression has changed; a deeper hunger written on his face. Head resting on one thigh while her hand makes its way up the other, tracing the outline of his erection through the thin pants.
“Well. now I certainly cannot.” He groans as she removes his cock, stroking the flesh itself now.
“I’m still waiting for an answer, love.”
“Oh course you are. You want to hear all about how I’m going to miss you like this. How much I enjoy seeing you on your knees for me.” His left hand runs through her hair, smoothing through it as her strokes quicken. “I’ll even miss how you torture me, memories of you like this flashing through my mind at the most inconvenient times. So much has changed except for your ability to distract me from work.”
#wip wednesday#my writing#arthano is a lot like his father#but not in every way#like he mother he can ignore certain things for the right motivation#charging tiber septim more? king behaviour#also smut#this smut scene has nearly killed me I don't why it's been so hard#it also ran away from me#this was supposed to have a different motivation#smut#tw: smut#mdni
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also little hamburr sketch but instead of love they cant emotion safely
Anyway beetlejuice rant
holy shit the ensemble fucking killed it
like dude
ensenble i love you so much wtf
You were so smooth and talented??
beetlejuice your audience interaction was good af
and the jokes hit every single goddamn time
Like efsnovrenoufrjouhrw
lydia your SINGING AHHH
omg and delia how you did thst on a. Fucking stage i could neverrrr
barbara and adam fucking killed it too
AND HOWEVER SANDWORM WORKS DUDE THAT WAS SO FUCKING COOL
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Batboy's dating younger Reader headcanon
Hey y'all ! So this is my first time writing, please feel free to give your thoughts on the headcanon and if you want I would really appreciate some tips and advice :)
Tim Drake (Robin/Red Robin)
Protective AF: Tim would be a bit obsessed with keeping you safe, like... he already has a big brother vibe, so dating someone younger turns that into overdrive. He’s always checking on you, making sure you’ve eaten, got home safe, etc. Dude’s basically your life manager.
Super Respectful: He would NEVER cross any boundaries, especially knowing that you’re younger. He’s all about giving you space to grow at your own pace, while quietly supporting you from the sidelines.
Overachiever mode: Expect random gifts like "I did your homework for you" or "I hacked into the school system, and you’re now top of the class." He’d be lowkey smug about it but also super sweet, blushing when you thank him.
Jason Todd (Red Hood)
The Rebel with a soft spot: Jason? He’ll tease you about being younger, throwing around nicknames like "kid" or "baby" just to rile you up, but deep down, he’s got this protective instinct that runs DEEP. Anyone messes with you? They're about to meet Red Hood.
Conflicted feelings: Jason’s probably the most worried about the age gap. He’s already got a lot of self-doubt, so he’s constantly overthinking whether he's bad for you or if you deserve better. You’d have to reassure him that you’re all in, age difference and all.
Gentle Giant moments: Under all that sarcasm and tough exterior, Jason’s a softie. When you’re alone, he’s way more affectionate than you’d expect—always making sure you’re okay, wrapping you up in his leather jacket when you’re cold, stuff like that. He has this big-brother energy but romantic vibes creep in, making it all the more intense.
Dick Grayson (Nightwing)
Mr. Charming: You think the age difference bothers him? Nah. Dick’s the smooth talker of the Batfam, and he’ll joke about being your "wise older boyfriend," but he takes the relationship seriously.
Casual PDA King: He’s super affectionate. Always sneaking in little kisses on your forehead, holding your hand, or pulling you into his lap when you’re both chilling. He’d lowkey treat you like you’re the most precious person in his world.
Big Brother Mode Activated: Being the oldest of the Batboys, he’s super used to looking after younger siblings. This means he’ll also be extra watchful of you, even when you don’t realize it. He won’t overstep, but his protective side would slip through when he thinks you’re not noticing.
Damian Wayne (Robin)
Denial City: Damian hates admitting he cares for you at first because you’re younger. He’s probably the most resistant to the idea of romance. He’d tell himself (and you) that you’re too immature or inexperienced for a relationship... but his actions say otherwise.
Tsundere Vibes: He’ll brush off anything romantic at first. Compliments? "Tt, don’t be ridiculous." But then he’ll turn around and make sure no one else gets too close to you. If anyone flirts with you, they're getting the classic Damian death glare.
Secret Softie: Eventually, he’d accept his feelings, and when he does, he’s surprisingly thoughtful. Damian may not say "I love you" often, but he shows it through his actions—whether it's training with you, sharing his books, or letting you sit in on his quiet moments with his pets.
#batfamily x reader#dc x reader#jason todd#dick grayson#tim drake#damian wayne x reader#x reader#damian wayne headcanon#tim drake headcanons#dick grayson headcanons#jason todd headcanons#batboys headcanons#batboys#batboys x reader#batfam
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3, 4, 5, 16, 17, 20
hiiii beloved mutual :3
3. What are your favorite subjects to draw? (OCs, your fan faves, etc.)
i think i generally have a lot more fun drawing ocs than anything else!! there is not a single blorbo on this earth that is more fun to draw than my own weird girls
4. What's your least favorite part of the body to draw, if any?
LEGS I FUUUUUUUCKING HATE DRAWING LEGS I DONT GET IT I DONT UNDERSTAND HOW
5. What piece of art are you still proud of to this day? (Show or describe)
answered here :-) but i'll add another
((CHARACTERS BELONG TO ELERRYN ON TH AND AF))
16. What was something you used to struggle to draw with confidence/ease, but have now mastered?
honestly i dont even know that i draw many things with confidence OR ease lmao. maybe furries. i had been strictly feral art and characters up until i was like, 17
17. Your personal favorite works of art (not made by you) are...?
go here idc how silly of an answer this is. op rewired my brain ten years ago. i dont know WHAT they feed wc map artists but fuck dude that shit is SMOOTH and op's specifically are always soooo... !!!!
20. What motivates/inspires you artistically? (topics, emotions, etc)
music for SURE!! i rarelyyyyy end up actually making the animatics i imagine for them but definitely helps me come up with Ideas
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I NEED TO GET THIS OUT BEFORE SOMEONE BEATS ME TO IT

Crack Mouthwashing AU where Jamboy gets sedated and we give him one of those procedures once Anya tells you instead of Cap’n abt being pregnant (still pre-crash). Or- idk, I mean you and Daisuke (because it’s a crack au and nobody gives a shit)
This is also an AU purely based on a conversation I had with @bananamaxpng
Anywho, this AU will be called
SEA HORSE MOUTHWASHING AU
Is this original? No, technically @bananamaxpng made it but I would like to build on it! (Thank you so much for the idea dude, I dunno if you want to take it seriously and make it your thing but if you do I’ll gladly stop my thing!)
I WILL BE MAKING FANART FOR THIS AU
Random headcanons and OG convo I had with bananamaxpng under the cut
I wanna say it happens somewhere after the birthday party fiasco (I need to refresh my memory on the Mouthwashing timeline)
Things are tense, Curly dearest ain’t really doing much about the growing situation so Anya turns to someone else for help, you!
Good thing your a surgeon or whatever because, oh my gosh, your trained in this really fucking specific procedure
Anyways, you get Curly in on it, he gives you the greenlight, and you fucking get Japist into the Medbay and knock him tf out only to then knock him tf up (terrible wording I need to work on that)
You might be wondering, or not, because it’s pretty staightforward, “Is this legal?” HELL NO. Honestly though? What is he gonna do about it? Tell the police? Listen,
There’s no way he explain that the procedure wasn’t consensual, just like how we can’t prove Anya’s pregnancy wasn’t consensual/an accident
Jimmy can whine and complain all he wants but the company won’t do anything and the law can’t really nail anyone because there’s no concrete evidence to go off of.
For the rest of the trip though I THINK it can be somewhat smooth sailing
Everyone know’s Jimmy’s pregnant, yk what that means
A. He’s suffering, B. He’s bitching about it, C. He has to have a chaperone because he’s unstable and, well, with child, they’re not about to let him do much by himself
His routine is, as of now, consisting of eating, sleeping, bitching, getting checkups, minimal piloting, and- idk, leisure time
I know, it sounds like pampering, I get it, MUCH more than he deserves, but liiiiike, it seems like a fix no? He’s a burden, sure, but he
Can’t crash the ship because he has someone to accompany him all the time
Is kinda at the mercy of everyone because he’s tired, nauseous, ect.
a little dumber than usual (I saw a yt short about this from that one doctor guy, the brain shrinks a bit to help mama, or in this case dada, connect with baby once they’re born)
Will maybe be a better person because good soup (provided by Swansea, he know’s how to take care of someone when they’re pregnant he has kids), physically being at a disadvantage, and kinda being relieved of part of his duties might fix him.
But we know Jimmy, he literally craves power so you bet your ass at the very least he is going to try and tell everyone what to do because he’s WiTh cHilD (This is further down the line, at first he’s still going to try and do things himself but later I’d imagine he embraces it and tries to use it against everyone else)
His is renovating the ship because he is NESTING
Everything has to be cleaned, which is hard because the Tulpar has DECADES of grime to scrape away, if that feet were even plausible
He’s annoying, you can tell him to shut up but I think he’d cry, sorry (lots of stress isn’t good for this motherfather so like, you don’t need to appease him at every turn but try manipulating him into thinking you’re doing something for his sake and he’ll probably zip it then.)
Random note but he’s going to be fairly pretty in this state, something about everything inflating? (Pregnant glow, hair looking fab af, skin being clear af)
But yeah, that’s all I can think of at the moment. When the baby’s finally born- I dunno, chances are Jimama’s gonna give it up for adoption or get Anya to pay for child support/try to get her to take care of him and the kid because he’ll be hooked to pregnant princess treatment lmao (I swear if he becomes those people that keep making babies but can’t bother to take credit of them- we’re tying his tubes, on golly.)
Anywayssss, that’s all, it’s very late and I am very tired, this is poorly written please do not take this seriously.

(Og convo, as promised!)
#mouthwashing#mouthwashing au#moldy writes#shitpost#memewashing#Do not take this seriously#cw rap3#rap3 mention
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@ People that write Lucifer as a smooth-af, gentlemanly dude with impeccable manners:
That’s not my bitch. I’m sure your bitch is nice. I’m sure he always cums on time and with y/n or whoever you’re pairing him with, but my dude cums in his pants bc he gets too excited, but he’s ready to rectify it by going down on your for as long as it takes. He’s a goober, and that’s why he’s the bitch that gets all the bitches.
#Shitpost#hazbin hotel lucifer#lucifer morningstar#Adam doesn’t get it#Valentino doesn’t get it#but we get it
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🌪️🌪️ Sengoku Basara 30 days challenge 🌪️🌪️
Q12 : Favorite skill/move ?
Okayyyy so I'll make a few shout outs but tbh I have way too freaking many so it would take 637374 years for me to find the footage and list them all
Starting from SB2 👉
Azai Nagamasa - quick, fun, powerful, really nice at the end of combos
Kasuga- so satisfying to pull off, also i'm pretty certain this is also a Bloodborn attack lmao
Akechi Mitsuhide- love me a good life drinking skill (rip Ujimasa's back)
SB3 (footage from 👉
And 👉 (indonesian channels are underrated af i swear)
Oichi- again, who doesn't like a good life drinking skill ?
Katakura Kojûrô- smooth, super good when combined with over skills, satisfying af
Ishida Mitsunari- dude that shit's edgy but satisfying as FUCK, also was too lazy to find footage but I love the fact that if you kill someone with that attack, Mitsunari will kick the body away lmaoooo
Chosokabe Motochika- ngl this one is a bit useless and clonky in combat but it's just so fun it deserves a shout out
Tokugawa Ieyasu- this one's broken basically lol, at high level you just obliterate any ennemy's life bar with this, don't underestimate the power of bonds or you'll get them imprinted on your cadaver's skull lmaoooo
Sanada Yukimura- kept the one true classic for the end, truly a masterpiece, I love Yukimura gameplay it's so stupid and so good, honestly I could have chosen any of his skills at this point
Special shoutout to Keiji and Saica, love their moveset in general especially the skills where you can spam hits (couldn't find satisfying enough footage so I'll leave it at that sorry)
-> Keiji's triangle attack allows for a number of different combos which are all super cool
-> Saica shotgun's spinning attack allow you to spam which is super fun, and ofc I HAVE to mention the freaking AIR ASSAULT SUPPORT like yas queen dunno where you found your plane but based
As always the challenge 👇👇

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