#smolnerdisms

[pangzi]

Salty Ask List, 19.

What is the one thing you hate most about the fandom? go offfffff

Rin i love youuuuuu!!!

The thing I hate most about the fandom is easily how people treat Pangzi. I don't even know where to start explaining this to be fucking honest! There's SO. MUCH. I could write a whole essay on this. I’ve mentioned most of this before too but things haven’t really gotten better so...

The thing annoying me the most lately is the constant "*insert pangzi ship*'s friendship is sooo important to me" posts and remarks. Like no it isn't, you don't give a fuck about friendship you just don't ship them because you don't think Pangzi is shippable but cannot admit that? I literally see nobody mention friendship ever unless it's about a Pangzi ship? Everyone here will ship every single young skinny pretty character with any other character they just take a breath around, but Pangzi can quite literally confess his love to someone, kiss them, marry them and have sex with them On Screen and this entire fandom would still go: "their friendship is So Important to me :( just two Very Good Friends, only friendship going on here" besides why are you all out here pretending you can't have a good friendship with your significant other what the hell. Isn't it the dream to date your best friend?? I-... Like yeah Pangzi has very important and significant friendships and relationships but it's getting VERY transparent when the only time everyone goes 'FRIENDSHIP IS IMPORTANT AND JUST AS IMPORTANT AS ROMANCE' when it's about Pangzi.

The fact that people don't see him as desirable or shippable is also very obvious by how many fics I've already had to see where Pangzi is just a second choice. Characters date him but only because their first choice is dating someone else. It's so disgusting and he deserves so much better.

Everyone also goes out of their way to deny that the reason why they don't ship Pangzi with any of the characters is just fatphobia and him not being attractive enough for them to ever imagine anyone being in love with him. I've seen such ridiculous reasonings why people don't ship iron triangle ot3 for example, the reason being "pangzi liked piaopiao and yuncai and is therefore clearly a straight man" babygirl bisexual people exist and i've never seen a character more bisexual than wang pangzi.

Another thing I absolutely hate is how you will all ignore the one thing Pangzi is all about, which is being with the iron triangle, putting them first and always choosing them above everything (wu xie didn't give that fucking whole ass speech abt pangzi never leaving his side for nothing) and instead just going 'uhhh uuhhh yeah pangzi isn't here because uhhh he left us for reasons' so you don't have to deal with him when writing about your other little ships. (Suddenly the friendship isn't so important anymore huh...)

Also making Pangzi asexual so they can pretend their fic is iron triangle ot3 or even ot4, but this way we don't have to pretend characters think he's desirable or worthy of sleeping with and we can leave him out of the smut because he's ace and ace people don't have sex or can be sexy, right? Like I absolutely adore ace!pangzi hcs but jesus fuck once again TRANSPARENT AS FUCK and uh a bit aphobic if i may say so

Or people just solely focusing on moments where Pangzi messes up. If I have to read one more post describing the characters and it describes Pangzi as the one always getting them in trouble and clumsy and stupid I'm gonna stab myself in the eye, you're describing Wu Xie, not Pangzi. So many of you only see him as the silly fat man but he's so so so so so much more? He's so good at his job, he clocks danger early on so many times but everyone just ignores it (in ultimate note alone it happens several times in a few episodes), he's strong, an amazing fighter, he's smart, caring, funny, kind, loyal,... But it gets ignored because all everyone sees is 'funny fat man who also sometimes triggers a trap'

[promptsmemesandrps]

Prompt idea: I'm a concert master and you're the lead in the school musical. You like me a lot but I was rude to you and brushed you off. But now I regret it because I'm obsessed with your voice and I'm too embarrassed to apologize.

im so shook by someone sending an ask to this blog after probably a year. anyways here for my .2 followers

[thegirlfallsfromthesky]

@smolnerdisms replied to your audio post: Decided to do a (very rough lol) cover of...

Lovely voice boi

thank u bby <3 <3 <3

[techmaestro]

Happy birthday, Tony! - The two old men from @runningmanwithaplan and @frxzenbucky 😄🎉🎉🎁🎂

Tony blinked a few times. “Thanks guys.”

[stillxnunpxidintern]

smolnerdisms replied to your post: I have another cold YAY………………………………….not. Lets...

feel better soon! <2

Thank you sweetie, I really hope so this cough is killing my chest and head, plus having a block/mucus-y nose doesn’t help

[prettyawordthatstuck]

@xmitchyx ^_^

My Opinion on;

Character in general: Mitchell my little bitch baby XD.  I watched this show because I wanted to know how Aiden Turner acted- and I stayed for Annie and George. I like Mitchell but I found myself frustrated with him at times.How they play them:  Pretty accurate so far :P I would love to see a little more implusivity from Mitchell- but we also just started playing so it could come. ( We’re what. 6 notes in like xD I’m just speaking out of my ass here rn). I do love the protectiveness side of him that you have! I still say 10/20 so far:)The Mun: Kennedy you’re a pet! You know I adore talking to you! I miss you Kili sometimes. I’m glad to have been part of your growth as a roleplayer and you’re awesome :)

Do I:

RP with them:  Yes Want to RP with them:   YES

What is my;

Overall Opinion:

**Note: Mun’s answer are all to be completely honest. Don’t send url if you don’t want brutal honesty

[rosirae-a]

/ Hiii Coral I love you!!!!

sobs  i  love  you  too  

[ao3feed-weilan]

by SmolNerd

Wei Wuxian and Jiang Cheng are the sons of a Minister in Yunmeng, and cultivators in a world that now only believes in industry, and no longer in the power of the supernatural. When they are summoned one morning, their job is to team up with the Twin Jades of Gusu, the Special Investigation Department and a mild-mannered professor to solve a strange case that runs deeper and more wicked than anyone could have ever imagined.

Words: 5340, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 镇魂 | Guardian (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: Gen, M/M

Characters: Wèi Yīng | Wèi Wúxiàn, Lán Zhàn | Lán Wàngjī, Jiāng Chéng | Jiāng Wǎnyín, Lán Huàn | Lán Xīchén, Jiāng Fēngmián, Lán Qǐrén, Zhào Xīncí, Zhào Yúnlán, Special Investigation Division, Dà Qìng, Zhù Hóng, Wāng Zhēng, Chǔ Shùzhī, Sāng Zàn, Guō Chángchéng, Bàoshān Sǎnrén, Shěn Wēi

Relationships: Lán Zhàn | Lán Wàngjī/Wèi Yīng | Wèi Wúxiàn, Jiāng Chéng | Jiāng Wǎnyín & Wèi Yīng | Wèi Wúxiàn, Shěn Wēi/Zhào Yúnlán

Additional Tags: Steampunk, Alternate Universe - Steampunk, Canon-Typical Violence, Corpses, Yin Iron, Mutual Pining, Pining

[jortsbutterbutt]

haikyuu!! fic rec [part 2: matsuhana + rare(r) pairs (and threes)]

i know i said in the last post that the daisuga list would be the longest... well. i spend half of my life on ao3 now so i really shouldn’t be surprised. i guess i could have split this post up, but really, once you start getting into one rare pair, you just fall into a deep, dark hole where you seek out all these other rare ships... so here are a bunch of rare pair fic to swallow up all your time. i do sometimes gravitate towards side characters more in choosing the stories that i read, for better or for worse. and yes, i am the kind of person who will click on an author’s profile after reading a particular work i like. (i linked the twitter / tumblr profiles of those i could find, so pls use them! i’m sure authors love to hear from their readers.)

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matsuhana

boiled frogs by @gnetophyta [pining // lots of angst // abuse (not endgame)]

Only Need The Light When It’s Burning Low by tookumade ( @naff-nuff-nice ) [pining // nightmares]

Habenaria Radiata by tookumade [fluff]

Baby(sitting), Maybe by tookumade [kid fic // fluff]

Parallel Lines by orphan_account [math team au // punny as hell // can’t stop cackling]

Magical Mishaps and How to Deal by plumtrees ( @plumtreeforest ) [demon au // kid au]

Get a Lick of This by plumtrees [piercing kink // smut]

Even Though it All Went Wrong by plumtrees [death fic // illness // i’m not crying]

Captured Light by plumtrees [light angst // mostly fluff tho]

and indeed there will be time by plumtrees [fluff // angst // getting together]

that’s what you get (for waking up in vegas) by @skittidyne [accidental marriage?? // drunk antics]

plus one by orphan_account [fluff // getting together]

chocolate by tellalie ( @mnet-anti ) [fake dating // pining] 

rated m for by orphan_account [voice acting au // funny as hell]

hang out fall in love by carafin [enemies-to-lovers // magic au] @carafinn.tumblr.com

on the anatomy of crushes by carafin [med school au // fluff]

christmas flus by midwinter stars [christmas // sickfic // fluff]

next by charcoalsuns ( @cmscribbles ) [fake dating // feelings] 

you make my heart sizzle by @soveryaverageme [food au??? // fluff]

Efflorescence by h_lovely ( @h-lovely ) [slow burn // friends to lovers // smut // glasses kink] 

Matsuhana Week 2017 by h_lovely [drabbles // fluff]

A God for Every Season by timkons ( @90stimkon )  [greek mythology au // fluff // light angst] 

Wet Your Whistle by darkmagicgirl ( @deternot / @darkmagicalgirlwrites ) [fwbs // smut // a smidgen of angst]

kurosuga

Apothecary by Skylark ( @ventifacts) [youkai/supernatural au]

Motivation by Skylark [developing friendships // vignette]

No Chill by PrinceVenus ( @smolnerds ) [suga-is-an-annoyed-paramedic au] 

kurodai

Sense by Ellessey ( @ellessey-writes ) [superpowers au // fantasy]

tell me when you hear my heart stop by tidaline [unrequited // pining // angst]

And flowers bloom in his wake by @kythen [magical gifts au // pining]  

Black Tail by @brewcha [magical realism // fluff // lots of cats // artist au] 

kurodaisuga

Seek and Find by Skylark [domestic fluff // vignettes]

Flow by Skylark [getting together // crushes]

calm me down by Skylark [smut // locker room] (→ basically everything by Skylark ???)

deck the halls by @sizhu [christmas // fluff // I KNOW CHRISTMAS IS OVER BUT]

tensuga (THIS SHIP DOES NOT GET ENOUGH LOVE)

Despite the Warning Signs by @natroze [roommates au // funny as hell]

Christmas Miracle Boy by ellipsometry ( @hotelscalifornia ) [tendou annoys the hell out of suga // christmas carols] 

Heartbreaker and Pretty Boy (series) by much_ado [fluff // smut // light angst]

Tendou Enchanted by @rarepairenabler (twitter) [magic au] 

oisugaten? oitensuga? tensugaoi?

the perils of boredom and devious boyfriends by rarepairenabler [smut]

mess me around by dickaeopolis (dicaepolis) [fluff]

oisuga

Fly by TheGreatCatsby ( @catsbythegreat ) [mental health // angst] 

Double Black by TheGreatCatsby [bungou stray dogs au // angst // lots of angst]

these stars here on earth by @oisugasuga [sci-fi // super powers // angst // fluff??] 

How Scandalous by oisugasuga [harry potter au // fake dating // but also domestic fluff]

all the small things by Authoress ( @kiribakus ) [kid fic // fluff] 

iwasuga

tick tock by @ezzydean [poetic smut // magical realism] 

iwaoisuga

interstellar by oisugasuga [space au // fluff]

A Series of Unfortunate Decision Iwaizumi Hajime Makes Because of Oikawa Tooru (and Sugawara Koushi) by Asphyxiation (cat_in_my_hat)

bokuaka

You’re Home Again (I’m Glad You Kept the Key) by CheekyBrunette ( @thecheekybrunette ) [heavy angst // addiction // mental health] 

The Humanity You Gave Back To Me by @shaerahaek [space pirates au] 

ukatake

Begin Again by carafin [swap roles au]

Falling For You by @twisting-vine-x [friends-to-lovers // fluff] 

bonus daisuga: (because i stumbled across this after i made the last post)

I’ll Keep You Safe by @moramew [angst // fantasy // war] 

[starrypawz]

elbywoggit

  Like I think my personal ‘tall to slightly less...

Agreed with imkerf. smolnerd. I somehow see Quinn and Andronikos as similar height. *shrug* Pierce is huge tho

Yes

I like the suggestion that Andronikos ‘rounds up’ his height if asked.

[delsinsmolnerd]

So! Welcome! As my first post, I thought it appropriate to share my best piece of art as of today. ~^~

[thegirlfallsfromthesky]

@smolnerdisms​ liked this for a The Phantom of the Opera!AU starter

Alexandria was already crying as she reached her dressing room. She let the door slam behind her, La Carlotta’s cruel words still ringing in her head as she sat down at the dressing table, tears trickling down her pale cheeks. Her head down on her crossed arms, she allowed herself to cry for a few moments, before attempting to pull herself together. Was the Prima Donna right? Did she really sound strained and simpering? As if trying to reassure herself, Alexandria began to sing, her sweet voice soaring through Faust’s ‘Jewel Song’.

[marchezdanslombre]

@smolnerdisms no I know lol it's okay I didn't mean to make it seem like I was actually upset or anything

[stillxnunpxidintern]

smolnerdisms replied to your post:CAH Game

I would… I could multitask homework

Don’t multitask with your homework, it never ends well. Plus I can always set a game another night, that might better for another people as well.

[ao3feed-weilan]

by SmolNerd

Shen Wei wasn't sure when he would come back to Haixing, if at all. There's some major changes around the SID, the Chief has changed, and Zhao Yunlan, the love of his life, is nowhere to be found.

From a prompt on The Brush and Lantern.

Words: 4244, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: 镇魂 | Guardian (TV)

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Major Character Death

Categories: Gen, M/M

Characters: Zhào Yúnlán, Shěn Wēi, Zhāng Shí, Guō Chángchéng, Dà Qìng, Lǐ Qiàn, Chéng Xīnyán, Lín Jìng

Relationships: Shěn Wēi/Zhào Yúnlán, Chǔ Shùzhī/Guō Chángchéng, Zhāng Shí/Zhào Xīncí, Dà Qìng & Shěn Wēi, Dà Qìng & Zhào Yúnlán

Additional Tags: Post-Canon, Dreamwidth, Angst, Whump, dark energy, Lantern Zhao Yunlan, Self-Sacrifice, Sadness