#smoll bread friend

[inevitably-johnlocked]

Hey Steph!

I’m headed to Scotland on holiday next month and want to get into the mood, do you have any fics set in Scotland?

Thanks

Hey Nonny!

Ah, good question, let's do a quick search! Feel free to add more, friends, if you have them! I'd love more!

Hope you have a wonderful trip!! I would LOVE to visit Scotland!

SCOTLAND FICS

See also:

Johnlock and Kilts

Travelling / Road Trips (Updated July 2023)

The Cure for Snoring by Goddess_of_the_Night (G, 1,278 w., 1 Ch. || Sleepy Conversations, Bed Sharing, Cuddling, Fluff, Domestic, Platonic / Sleepy Cuddles) – Sherlock and John spend the night in Scotland after finishing a case. The sole Inn in town only has one room left...one bed. This would be fine - if not a bit awkward - if Sherlock hadn't developed a habit of snoring loudly. John suffers through many hours of sleeplessness before he discovers that skin-to-skin contact stops the noise. Part 1 of Dreamscapes

Hitting the Water at Sixty Miles an Hour by what_alchemy (E, 30,568 w., 5 Ch. || Fake Rel., Road Trips, Slow Burn, Mummy Holmes) – “You love your mother, Sherlock?” John watched the muscles in Sherlock’s jaw jump. He nodded in one sharp jerk. “Then we’re going to her party and making her happy.” John let out a resigned sigh. “As a ruddy couple, you bastard.”

MARKED FOR LATER

the dead-end case of the kilted kirkyard killer by darcylindbergh (E, 8,823 w., 1 Ch. || Alternate First Meeting || Scotland, First Kiss/Time, BAMF John, Frottage, Blow Jobs, Banter) – In which Sherlock follows the wrong man and gets more than he bargained for.

The Bachelors' Handfasting by Jberry (E, 30,624 w., 20 Ch. || Regency AU || Arranged Marriage, Virgin Sherlock, 1800′s Scotland, Bodice-Rippeer, Romance, Kilts, No Period-Typical Homophobia, Smoll Sherlock, Suicide Discussion, Romance, Miscarriage, Depression) – After her son is caught in a compromising position, Victoria Holmes must make arrangements for a quick marriage between Sherlock Holmes and John Watson.

The Straw Man Fallacy by Vulgarweed (E, 40,422 w., 8 Ch. || Wicker Man AU || Ritual Sex, Sacrifice, Mystery and Horror, Romance, Fuck or Die, Dubious Morality, Mildly Dubious Consent, Pagan Festivals, Public Sex, First Time, Case Fic, Virgin Sherlock, Scotland, Kilts) – Summerisle is not a welcoming place to visitors, but it shows its best face at May Day. For ulterior motives.

Bread and Lighthouses by Ayla221bee (M, 63,958 w., 22 Ch. || Mystrade Lighthouse Keeper AU || Fluff and Angst, Romance, Lighthouses, Baker Greg, Friends to Lovers, Disabled Character, Disabilities, Scotland) – Mycroft ends up taking an opportunity as a lighthouse keeper in Scotland to take comfort in the isolation to avoid his past. Greg has been running the local bakery for the last three years after a life in London. Part 1 of the The Lighthouse series

Savage Music, Sombre Light by snorklepie (E, 66,635+ w., 15/? Ch. || WiP || Kidnapping, Angst, BAMF John, Sherlock’s Past, Relationship Issues) – “On the whole, Sherlock reflected as the door shut [quietly, carefully, definitely NOT a slam] behind John Watson, it hadn’t been a bad innings. He honestly hadn’t expected it to last even this long.” Part 3 of the Scotland Series

October to Hogmanay by snorklepie (E, 127,318 w., 25 Ch. || Post HLV Fix-It, Awkward First Times, Hurt/Comfort, Sherlock is a Mess, Shameless Smut, Sherlock’s Past, Scotland, Poison, Holmes Family, Kilts, Dancing, Angst) – John stared at Sherlock’s profile against the cab window and exhaled slowly. After a long moment, he reached out and touched Sherlock’s long fingers where they were fiddling with the button on his coat. The tall man didn’t look around again, but his fingers slowly unfurled before curling deliberately around John’s hand. Part 2 of Scotland Series

The Edinburgh Problem by snorklepie (E, 152,095 w., 39 Ch. || Post-HLV/S3 Fix It, Pre-Slash/Bromance to Romance, Travelling, Humour, First Kiss/Time, Holmes Family, Sherlock’s Big Feelings, Hurt/Comfort, Family Secrets, Case Fic, Slow Burn, Flashbacks, Attempted Sexual Assault, Jealousy, Implied Rape/Non-Con) – After he separates from Mary, John returns to Baker Street. Following a request for help from Sherlock's cousin Violet, the detective and his blogger take a trip to Edinburgh. John discovers more about the Holmes family and Sherlock than he bargained for, but tries not to run screaming. Part 1 of the Scotland series

[heavyweponguy]

The smoll doctor tries to pet the sanvich creature while heavy is dealing with the cat and other potential bread friend.

(What am I supposed to put here.😭)

[tinyproprodigy]

"Caught you" - Asra x reader

||Note: you will be addressed as "you" the whole time without mention of any gender specifications.||

||reblogs are welcome!||

Special lines

+ smoll asra and smoll reader!

+ antagonistic reader

+ "what are you doing sneaking around here?"

+The Magician 🦊

+ "You might get along better than friends of course. Best friends even?"

+ "caught me again didn't you, reader?"

The Magician was an odd one, let's start off there.

They had enjoyed tricking people and often spoke in riddles. This did not mean you were an exception, no-no.

Finding an eight-year-old kicking and punching at trees in the middle of the night deep in the forest was more than enough to baffle them and keep their interest.

You had grown an interest in being a battle commander from a young age as you watched fights in the coliseum. Minors were not to attend but you always found some way to sneak in.

say they had been tutoring you- in a way.

Often offering to watch you spar with a vivid soul they'd compose for a bit or take you to different locations that were extraordinary and quite distinct from the normal viridescent grass, brown earth, and blue sky.

They were always remarkable, every memory of yours invoking things that happened in that place, like the pale blue markings you once encountered on stones or even the fur-covered trees that had various types of colors. All as mesmerizing as the first.

But no matter how much you enjoyed these sights, the main area you had always met up with The Magician was where you first met.

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The houses were small and simple, made of stone, mud, and wood. Something very common in this era.

A ring of men and woman were playing a round of cards in the shade of what you reckon is a bakery, from the whiff of fresh bread that emanates from it which was enough to confirm it.

You had never entered the bakery but often heard great things from the owner. Especially the pumpkin bread they had made often.

You might wanna check it out later?

As you ran past, the group had not taken notice of your presence, their focus on jeering at each other while slapping the cards down on a wooden table.

This did not bother you as you have places to be anyways.

Sprinting and leaping through vines and trunks, you halt to a stop at your destination. What you expected was for The Magician to be here, casually sat under a tree as usual, instead in his place was a small boy around your age.

He had quite a lot of white hair on his head, almost overpowering his small face. He looked like a deer in headlights at this point as he did not move an inch after he spotted you.

He watched you with unabashed curiosity as you stepped closer. Seeming to assess how you'd react of probably because of your dark well-embroided regime uniform with silver linings that must make quite the peculiar sight, a stark contrast to the ocher and brown-clad people that lived near this area.

Your first thought was...he was a thief.

A good for nothing little imp trying to steal from The Magician, of all people. 'Outrageous! The sheer audacity of this little criminal!' Your ten-year mind concluded, already feeling confrontational.

Drawing your sword out with one swift motion, you had edged it straight at the strange teenager as you spoke with some level of authority latched to your tone "what are you doing sneaking around here?"

His eyes quickly scan the area, setting off red lights in your mind as you quickly knew what he was going to do.

'He is trying to escape.'

Fast on your feet, you hurled your daggers straight in his escape path, but that did not interrupt him as you had anticipated it would.

The footing below you had shifted all of a sudden causing you to stagger on your feet and him to expose a route past you.

'He is a magician!'

Quickly you were right behind him, hot on his tail as he had fled through trees and hedges in an attempt to lose you- which he soon acknowledged was futile.

Disappearing behind a tree, you had followed hastily so you didn't lose him- only to find yourself upside down, wrapped in vines as they supported your body from not falling headfirst into the soil.

The little brat tricked you.

"You little..." You began, struggling with your restraints as the timid young boy appeared from behind a hedge ahead of you.

"Sorry." He started, scratching the back of his neck as he looked up at you with a nervous smile.

'Is he looking at me with pity?'

Blood boiling over as your face reddened, you twisted your blade- the vines successfully unwinding as you landed clean on both feet, one hand pressed on the ground between your feet for extra support.

'He didn't even bother taking my weapons away.' You thought, concluding that he wasn't really good at anything combat-related, be it with or without magic.

This seemed to terrify the little fellow as his shoulder hunched up slightly, his nervous smile slowly disappearing as he took in your revengeful exterior.

"You think you can steal and get away with it?"

"S-steal!? I wasn't stealing!...this time."

"Aha, so you are a criminal." You snarled, sword at the ready.

"I see you both have met." A vivid voice spoke from the trees as flashes of red and white silk danced at the corner of your eyes.

It was the magician.

They had been beside the pair the whole time, It seems. "Play nice now." They chided, an amused grin on their face.

"....You know?" Asra spoke with caution as he gestured a hand towards you, hanging from the magician's grasp as they held you up from picking a fight with the nervous kid.

"Enthusiasm is so powerful today, hey reader?" The Magician teased, setting you on your feet as soon as you had settled down. "All will be said in a minute" they promised, nearing their usual sitting spot. "But first, would you like to have some tea?"

This oddity was not a surprise as you had grown familiar with how they had often avoided giving out an actual answer, opting to flesh it out in an unnecessary chatter.

But that didn't mean they didn't give out the answer, no it didn't.

You were smart enough to piece together the conclusion and it was as simple as it could be. You were not their only pupil.

This came as a surprise of sorts to you as a slight trickle of jealousy crept its way into your mind. 'Who was this kid anyways!?'

Voicing out your thoughts brought an amused laugh from the Magician as they settled with asking the both of you to get to know each other.

"You'd make fast friends." They spoke in between sips as they added with a mischievous glint. "You might get along better than friends of course. Best friends even?"

The oblivious beam of a smile from the kid- soon learning that his name was Asra- was enough to confirm for you that he had not picked up on the suggestion.

But, you did. And you did not ignore it as you eyed them with skepticism which was soon disrupted by Asra's sudden excitement as he overwhelmed you with the idea of you two being close friends.

Scrunching your nose in disdain prompted The Magician to crack up once more. They sure enjoyed pestering you, that's for sure.

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The next day was somewhat uneventful, in your opinion- which later changed when you had spotted asra once again.

He was peering from behind a bush straight ahead at...nothing?

"Is he looking for me?" You muttered as you squinted your eyes at him suspiciously.

You had a one-sided grudge against the poor boy. You wanted to have a duel with him. You wanted a new challenge, something of a higher level. If he was worthy of being The Magician's pupil just like you, he was likely to be a worthy fighter, right?

Slinking around his field of view, you had stopped right behind him, leaning down near his left ear as you had whispered "Got you."

With a shriek of fright, he had jumped away a few inches before recognizing it was you all along. A bright smile spread across his face as he drew closer. "It's you! Let's"-

Once again, a dagger pointed straight at his forehead cut him off from speaking further.

"Fight me!" You declared, chin up and posture perfect enough to come across as intimidating only for the other to push it to the side by the blunt part with two fingers and drag you off towards town. "there's something I have to show you real quick, you have to see it!"

Saying he wasn't terrorized by you anymore was an understatement.

He seemed to have grown used to your antagonistic nature, telling you things like "you're so cool!" When you once scared off a few kids from bothering the snowy-haired kid, so you could duel with him- only to be bombarded with naive complements instead.

You were not used to this no matter how many years you spent with him.

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Closing the door behind him, Asra walks further into the room. In search of something he had forgotten to take with him before he left for another journey.

His satchel.

Nadia had mentioned that this guest room he had currently been using would be given to another guest as soon as he had left.

Not wanting to overstay, he made sure to quicken his search.

A loud bang was enough to scare asra as his heart seemed to stop beating for a second before turning around to face the commotion.

What he met instead was a blade settled right between both his eyes as a all too familiar voice commanded. "What are you doing sneaking around here?"

It was you. Both of you had unfortunately parted ways after three years of meeting due to a few changes in your life.

You had found some sort of warrior signup and they had been very impressed with your abilities and had offered to enroll you in their program to teach you more and find you an acceptable assignment in the end.

You, of course finding this as the only opportunity to express your worth and become an actual war commander, accepted the offer.

You didn't bother keeping it private as you proudly boasted about it to everyone you knew, which received a lot of congrats in return and a few good luck!s

But what you didn't expect was for Asra to be dejected about it.

He had grown quite miserable after he had heard of your departure and didn't know how to respond, to begin with. The chance of you returning was pretty slim.

You had found him by the river near your usual training spot one day and walked right up to him, ready to brag about your success to him to only to stop short.

He had been sniffling back tears and rubbing his now reddened eyes as they became blurry with tears.

You didn't like this one bit.

Not knowing how to approach this type of a situation, you had cleared your throat, catching asra's attention.

"Hey." You started awkwardly, avoiding eye contact as your gaze was set towards the calm river, watching a few fishes swim past from time to time, but that was quickly changed as you were soon tackled to the ground with a bone-crushing hug.

"H-hey, relax- you're heavy!" you complained, sitting up by your elbows as you let him cry into your shoulders for a bit. You did not understand why it was such a bad thing.

After a few moments of back rubbing and sniffling, his tears came to a hushed silence.

"Don't worry so much." You reassured, hugging him back as you gave up on attempting to slip out from his tight grasp. "I'll be back before you know it."

And there you were, standing in front of him with a stern expression as you waited for an answer. You did not recognize him.

A playful smile spread across his face, stomach flattering with butterfliess as he watched your left eye twitch in irritation at his smile.

You didn't change a bit.

"You..." You trailed off after a moment. Same violet eyes, same white hair- it was Asra.

You froze in place, the tips of your ears and cheeks suddenly burning red, saying nothing. It has been a long while since you had seen him and time has been nothing but generous to him.

He stayed silent, to wait for your next move it seemed.

When it failed to come, he moved closer- pushing your dagger to the side with two fingers.

his gaze under his thick white eyelashes flickered down to your lips, and when he look back up with a teasing smile, there was something feline in his usually soft eyes, his pupils small pinpricks in his deep violet irises.

His voice was low, silvery, as he asked, his tone slow and very deliberate, "caught me again didn't you, reader?"

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[ppangjae]

interview tag game!

tagged by: @nctsworld

tagging: @sehunniepot @smoll-tangerine @jeongvision @jaedore @lebrookestore @danishmiilk @ncteaxhoe and everyone else who wants to! i’ve completely blanked out it’s like 5am pls bear with me

name: alexa (alex for short wink wonk)

pronouns: she/her/hers

star sign: pisces

height: 5’7 (i finally checked after a doctor’s appointment — i am indeed 5′7)

time: rn... 5:02 am EST

birthday: march 12 uwu

nationality: filipino-canadian

favorite bands/groups: bts, nct, exo, red velvet, epik high, the whole dpr gang gang, uhHHhhh i suddenly cannot think dkjhfskdjh but honestly i listen to everything except country music so that should explain a lot

favorite solo artists: oof if we’re talking s.k soloists: iu, chungha, sunmi, hyuna, jessi, SAM KIM, and a LOT of khh and krnb artists but if we’re talking like outside of s.k solosists: jacob collier, daniel caesar, sza, kiana lede, frank ocean, H.E.R, the weeknd, rex orange county, and there’s just... a lot to unpack so i hope this shows you what kind of music i’m generally into

song stuck in your head: telepatía by kali uchis 

last movie you watched: one week friends! sighs kento yamazaki... what a refined man

last show you watched: idk probably some filipino drama but listen filipino dramas are on some next level intense family drama shit and it really just shoots your blood pressure up so ever since then i’ve just.. no <3 ALSO now that i think about it, the last legitimate show i watched was probably alice in borderland which was in december-january kjsdhfkjshd so it’s been a while

when i created my blog: oof december 2019 it’s been 2 years

last thing i googled: i shit you not... it was ‘skrrrt corvette corvette’ don’t come at me 

other blogs: a really old blog of mine is still up on tumblr but has been neglected LMAO it’s @rkiverse but my side blog is @ppangjaes and my fic rec blog is @ppangrecs 

why i chose my url: (ppang = bread) + (jaehyun condensed = jae) = ppangjae

# people i follow: oof 413 

# followers: eeeee we recently hit 2k so i’m just uwu i love u guys so much

# hours of sleep: LISTEN my chaotic gc can back me up on this but ever since i got my puppers i’ve been sleeping really early and waking up early so from 9-3 that’s a solid 6 hours of sleep but BEFORE i got my puppers i had a questionable and confusing sleep schedule — we love consistency 

lucky #: 3, 9, 12, 7, 1, uhHHhh i think that’s it

instruments: i used to play the piano until i was like 12, i played clarinet for a good 3 years.. stan talent jk i wish i never quit piano i truly regret that now as a 22 year old

currently wearing: a very oversized shirt and a pair of biker shorts 

dream job: i’d love to be an obgyn but that’s a very hard dream to reach so something with gynecology studies or lab research

dream trip: japan, s.k, greece, italy, honestly all of europe 

favorite food: ahhhh my mom’s meals point on period

favorite song: hideaway by jacob collier it truly takes you to a different world

top three fictional universes i’d like to live in: marvel ohohohohohoho, also harry potter, and uhhhHHHhh that’s pretty much it oop 

[slow-burn-sally]

Top 5 (or 10, up to you!) foods, tv shows, and little things about Childermass

eeeeee!!! thank you friend!

Top 5 Foods:

Pizza

Any sort of Indian food

Spinach

Bread

Chocolate cake (these change all the time)

Top 5 tv Shows:

West Wing

JSAMN

Community

Counterpart

Star Trek Voyager

Top 5 Little Things About Childermass

His hair - as ragged as rain and black as thunder

His sideways smile

His hat

His VOICE

His ChilderSASS

oops, I’m gonna go for 10 on this one!

His dirty fingernails on the show

His ridiculous milliner disguise in the book

His Cards of Marseilles 

His WAISTCOAT

The fact (FACT!) that he is head over heels in love with a smoll, graying, blushing headmaster of a school for magic. 

[biggaybunny]

RULES: Tag 10 people you want to know better

Relationship Status: Single & ready to fall in love with any pretty girl who shows me the least bit of affection.

Favorite colors: Purple. Violet.

Pets: No pets :( . My doggo (a border terrier) lives with my parents but she’s getting very old.

Last song I listened to: Uhhhhhh idk cause I listen to pandora all the time but it was probably something by OMFG

First Fandom: Hmm. I guess pokemon? I was huge into it back in the day. Didn’t really interact with “fandoms” online until mlp though.

Hobbies: Self-loathing, depression naps, and video games.

Favorite Book: probbers Fire Logic by Laurie J. Marks

Worst thing I’ve eaten: I’m a lifelong vegetarian and can’t stomach meat (it’s not a snobby thing, like I mean physically) so I was definitely accidentally fed pork by a pizza place once and got food poisoning (or something akin) from it.

Favorite Place: Bed.

1. Are you named after someone? Nope, I named myself something I thought sounded right at the time.

2. When is the last time you cried? When I thought my friends & I were going to lose our rented house and have to go separate ways.

3. Do you like your handwriting? Meh? It’s better than it was in grade school. It’s legible, mostly.

4. What is your favorite lunch meat? Uhhhh tofu :P

5. Do you have kids? Bruh I can barely take care of me.

6. If you were another person, would you be friends with you? Weird question? I guess probably. I like people who gush about their interests.

7. Do you use sarcasm? Is this even a question??? Like, yes, I am not a 80 year old nun from rural bolovia or something???

8. Do you still have your tonsils? Last I checked

9. Would you bungee jump? I would die.

10. What is your favorite kind of cereal? Oreo O’s. Or cinnamon toast crunch.

11. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off? Most of the time.

12. Do you think you’re a strong person? Fuck no.

13. What is your favorite ice cream flavor? Prolly cherry. We’re talking the real shit, none of that weak-ass Cherry Garcia from B&Js

14. What is the first thing you notice about people? Usually whatever they’re holding, if anything.

15. Red or pink? Pink most of the time.

16. What is the least favorite physical thing you like about yourself? Bruh. I’m trans. I’m not boiling this down to 1 thing.

17. What color pants and shoes are you wearing now? Teal pj bottoms, blue slippers

18. What was the last thing you ate? Shitty garlic bread.

19. What are you listening to right now? I turned it off to focus on writing this but I had a vod of a livestreamer playing FTL going for background noise earlier.

20. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? Black

21. Favorite smell? Strawberries

22. Who was the last person you spoke to on the phone? My dad

23. Favorite sport to watch? yeah right

24. Hair color? Brown. Gets kinda straw-colored in the summer sometimes

25. Eye color? Green-gray

26. Do you wear contacts? Nah, glasses. Only had ‘em for like a year.

27. Favorite food to eat? Burritos. Don’t ask me why, but I am always in the mood for a burrito.

28. Scary movies or comedy? Well, not scary movies, that’s for sure. I have literally been scared by my own shadow. Most comedy movies are shit though.

29. Last movie you watched? I don’t know.

30. What color shirt are you wearing? Yellow.

31. Summer or winter? Winter all the way. I sweat continuously from April to October.

32. Hugs or kisses? I mean, platonically, hugs. But I love making out. If you’re offering.

33. What book are you currently reading? Fanfiction about a gay dragon and her exhausted lesbian master.

34. Who do you miss right now? My doggo :(

35. What is on your mouse pad? Artistic rendition of a nebula.

36. What is the last tv program you watched? Gay dragon anime

37. What is the best sound? Thunder.

38. Rolling Stones or The Beatles? Get your pretentious ass out of here, both are completely irrelevant.

39. What is the furthest you have ever traveled? We went to the carribean once when I was like 14 or something.

40. Do you have a special talent? ASK ME ABOUT ELDER SCROLLS LORE. Alternatively, I have a knack for those wooden block puzzles, you know, take a shape apart and put it back together again.

41. Where were you born? In a hospital

42. People you expect to participate in this survey? My long-suffering mutuals, probbers.

Tagged by @smoll-but-mighty with the following questions:

1. If you could be in an important position of power, would you do it? Nope.

2. Favorite pokemon? Vuplix, with Glaceon just behind.

3. Is there something that can cheer you up, without fail? No.

4. Is there anything you would say to your high school self? None of your friends are worth it, your parents can’t be trusted, don’t bother with your sisters, your teachers are misguiding you, and stop playing world of fucking warcraft if you want to get into a good college, christ.

5. What breed of dog would you be? Bread loaf.

6. What fictional character would you want to be best friends with? Deffers Kobayashi because she’s like the only fictional character with my energy level.

7. What’s your aesthetic? Fuck me if I know. Gay fuzzy things and gay fuzzy feelings, I guess. With a dash of feminism.

8. Favorite flavor of Kool-Aid? Idk I haven’t had kool-aid in decades?? The red shit I guess.

9. Do you get secondhand embarrassment? Over anything and everything.

10. Are there any games, movies, etc. that you know are kinda bad but can’t help but love anyway? What are you talking about, my taste is IMPECCABLE. Okay actually that would be the weird old PC game “I of the Dragon” by this random-ass russian studio that was straight up unbeatable and definitely weird but on the other hand you played as a MOTHERFUCKING DRAGON.

11. Do you take oreos apart before you eat them? Ofc. Then I put them back together to make towers.

My 11 Questions for those who get tagged:

1. Name your ideal superpower

2. Favorite animal?

3. What was your first gaming console / platform?

4. You get to make a video game. What’s it about?

5. Sentient robots, yes or no?

6. Sweaters or blankets?

7. What do you think about / what do you do when you can’t get to sleep?

8. If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?

9. Popular video game / tv show / movie you’ve always disliked?

10. Do you believe in life after death?

11. GIVE ME THE SPECIES OF YOUR FURSONA. EVEN IF YOU DON’T HAVE ONE, IF YOU DID HAVE ONE WHAT WOULD IT BE?

I’mma tag @cryingcucumber, @widdershyn-panda, @the-fungeon-of-lady-lazarus, @skaiandestiny, and @watevermang, who I still suspect is not a person, but some kind of sentient tumblr blog.

[commander-sammy]

She holds out a little treat for the ferret. "Whose a cute little guy?"

Nibbles the mutant bread roll smiles. "New smoll friend! We can hang out in my house. I have a tv in there. I also have video games and cool stuff we could have a sleep over!"

Commander Sammy sees a ferret scout. "Oh my god you are so cute!" She gets downwind. "Hey, you okay? do you want a treat?"

“I know, right?  Sure, I’ll take a treat!”

[authenticaussie]

how're things going? haven't messaged you in awhile. (also, private response please. just kidding this is an anon msg) 🥐

Hello!!!!!!!!!!! Hello my smoll bread friend ;w;

I am Good but busy ffff, I signed up for a bunch of writing events (like, a secret santa, and the mas bingo,) and they’re all due soon so I’ve been trying very badly, I’m so lazy omfg to finish all of those. And Christmas shopping! I have all my gifts, which I’m pleased with, but dang it always takes forever omg

ALSO YOUR LAST ASK WAS ABOUT MY OCS WHICH 🙏 BLESS, BUT ALSO EVERY TIME I OPEN IT I JUST ADD MORE OCS 

it’s so long, my lil nonnie. So long. 

[authenticaussie]

disney's Atlantis(tm) with one piece characters... thoughts? 🥐

I HAVE ONE!!!!!!! :DDDD Well, technically @rockingthegraveyard  has one that we threw back and forth together and that I’m now writing as part of our art trade ;w; the wip title is give your sorrows a name (and drown in them) but tbh it’s a really dorky au and only Minorly angsty ;w;

BUT THOUGHTS ARE THAT ATLANTIS + ONE PIECE IS FUN. 

(they’re already treasure hunters!!! ;3)

[authenticaussie]

*slides into ur dms* for your consideration: sabo is on a reconnaissance mission in alabasta around the time of its civil war. he hides on the going merry to escape trouble but unfortunately trouble finds him when the crew sets sail with luffy and ace with him still crouched behind the barrels. (not a request dw) 🥐

FUCK because FIRST OF ALL THAT’S HILARIOUS.  And SECOND OF ALL Sabo you IDIOT

Holy shit tho but like just imagine, right, they’re in the main port city and then they basically sail up the coast and to WHERE HE IS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE and Sabo’s just internally like “shit shit shit shit” and trying to figure out what to do bc Koala is going to murder him and also he has work to do. AND ALSO SANJI, SANJI BEING 90% SURE FOOD IS V A N I S H I N G. Ace is so polite, is he hiding kleptomania!? Is that what relates him to Luffy? Is he just better at hiding his weirdness?? (yes) 

And Sabo managing to avoid e v e r y o n e until they dock and then like, jumping the fuck off and being ohohoh travellers, what brings you here, might I catch a lift back to the city there’s nothing here but des- ((Internally: WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU TRAVELLING WITH THE FUTURE QUEEN OF ALABASTA)) -EEEEEERT?

“nah we’re all g,” says luffy, and Ace just shrugs bc it’s Luffy’s adventure he doesn’t really know why he’s here and Sabo’s like god DAMN it. Somehow finds out (probably bc luffy’s an unsubtle little SHIT) that they’re travelling to the capital and decides/invites himself along but then you get fun stuff 

Like sabo and headaches and dreams and weird things that feel like memories! And Ace who keeps thinking why do I know you, why do I know you-

And Luffy who keeps reacting automatically to this stranger, the three of them who somehow just fall into place and the Strawhats are watching on the outside like ???

OR (because I’ve seen a lot of Sabo & Ace meet again but like not Sabo and Luffy meet again before Ace’s death??) sO imagine it’s right after they’re bolting from Alabasta and Robin’s showed up and they have that talk and Luffy invites her to the crew and Sabo’s like fuck, this guy is in s a n e. But also easily manipulated? At least I’ll get home quick. AND HE’S PLANNING TO MAKE THIS HUGE ENTRANCE BUT ROBIN DRAGS HIM OUT AND IS LIKE OH BTWS YOU HAD ANOTHER STOWAWAY, NOT JUST ME. 

And he kinda looks/acts like an annoyed cat and brushes himself off and tries to act all polite like he usually does but luffy is utterly ignoring him and Sabo gets steadily more annoyed. Finds out they only have a really shitty snail but manages to call Koala and says to meet him at Java (was that what it was called?) and he’s sorry for getting waylaid and he chills on the island/with the crew bc, well, he’s clever and they’re strong and Nami’s got money even if she won’t share, it’s easy enough for him to just be counted as another head and Sanji won’t let him go hungry even if Nami glares at him. 

BUT THEN SABO BEING ONBOARD WHEN THEY GET BLASTED INTO THE SKY ISLANDS OR SMTH, AND KOALA CALLING HIM LATER AND BEING LIKE WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU ??? 

“uH….the….sky.”

“Sabo what the fuck.”

OH OH OH AND THEN SABO AND LUFFY FIGHTING SIDE BY SIDE AND LUFFY’S LIKE YOU’RE REALLY WEIRD YOU KNOW AND HAVING CONVERSATIONS WITH EACH OTHER AND SABO T R U S T S HIM WHICH IS STUPID BUT LUFFY’S JUST- LUFFY. aND SABO KNOWS HE’S LOYAL AS FUCK (doesn’t know how he knows such a thing, and it feels like memory and fact and something backed up by evidence but the only evidence he’s had of loyalty so far is Zoro’s to Luffy, and how the fuck did Luffy earn the loyalty of so much of this weird fucking crew??)

ahh I don’t have much more but just…allies!Sabo & Luffy and amnesia and trauma that doesn’t go away just because of a familiar face (but a brother in danger - maybe then. Maybe then.)

[authenticaussie]

not a fic request, just something to think about: sabo (still amnesiac) at a karaoke bar with koala on downtime. ace (pre-whitebeards) gets up on stage, makes his request to the band, and says just before singing, "This is for the brother I lost seven years ago. I hope you're listening, Sabo!" 🥐

Okay okay okay okay b U T LIKE WAIT BECAUSE ACE R EALLY HAS TWO OPTIONS HERE AND ONE OF THEM IS MAYBE SOMETHING SAD-ISH THAT THEY USED TO SING TO EACH OTHER BUT MAYBE THIS IS A NIGHT WHERE HE’S A LITTLE DRUNK AND ANGRY AT BEING SAD AND R E F U S E S TO BE SAD AND SO SINGS AN ANGRY/STUPID SONG ABOUT HIS IDIOT BROTHER AND HOW HE WAS A DUMBASSES WHO D I E D 

And then like four years later when sabo gets his memory back he like bolts upright in bed and just yells f UCK YOU ACE because he’s realised that he’s the Sabo that Ace was referring to that night. 

Also like, imagine everyone just turning to stare at Sabo and Koala just sniggers and is like “Hah, all Sabos are idiots, apparently.”

[authenticaussie]

i think it's been awhile since you've watched op, but... any favorite non-canon material? (anime fillers, movies, etc) 🥐

I really love the G8 arc!!!!!!!!! It’s dorky and great and Luffy running around trying to fight against a clever marine is just Hysterically fun. Plus like??? All the random stuff the strawhats end up doing...AND ROBIN. ROBIN IN THAT MARINE OUTFIT. FUCK MY HEART OMG ///kneels over and d i e s

And I also!! really like movie 6 ;u; And that one filler episode that had coby in?? I’ve seen like none of it bUT MY SON!!!! I was so pleased to see that he got an episode, even if it was a filler ;u; And I should actually try and find it fft. I wonder if there’s just.....a collection of filler episodes instead of the actual series

Oh oh oh AND LIKE, SO OKAY!!! That one movie/episode thing that like, had seastone vines? #disappointed that they did not use those to full potential!!!! (and that no-one has ever written/recommended me fic fffft)

Tho, also, Zoro and that seahorse thing that stole memories oh fuck that was a funny filler. I have read fics on that concept tho, and they have been Brilliant ;u; 

[authenticaussie]

was legit abt to reply to the post with "don't worry it was me, smoll bread friend" but then i realized i would have had to do it off-anon and that would have been the most hilarious tragic way to have given away my secret identity 🥐 (croissant)

DARN IT, SO CLOSE!!!

[authenticaussie]

you're really good at like, descriptions of emotions?? like the physical parts of feeling things and stuff. i like that 🥐

Thank you!!!!!! ;u; 💖💖💖

[authenticaussie]

i've been curious... when you set mas stories in the one piece world, when/where are the characters? does sabo hang out with the wb pirates pre-timeskip with his memories intact? is it an au where sabo joined whitebeard too? or is it an au where ace lives past the timeskip, and sabo hangs out with the wb pirates once he gets his memories back? 🥐

Uhh, actually it depends!!! Most of the time I write (and this is in order, haha):

a) Sabo who never lost his memories in the first place but grew up traveling with the Revolutionary Army because it was Dangerous for him to go back to Goa; he and Ace (and Luffy ofc!!!) communicate for years through letters (and have that long-distance relationship stuff le DOWN haha)

b) Sabo who stays on Goa and leaves with Ace but finds the Revolution and is…a bit afraid abt leaving his dream of writing a book of grand adventures behind bc they promised? And because this looks…really hard and like it’s going to hurt but he wants to do it so bad and ofc Ace encourages him but also…It hurts a bit to be left behind, and it hurts as well because in these aus they’re kinda b a d at figuring out when/how to call or message each other. Usually though (in these aus), Sabo stays with Ace up until he joins the WB pirates and both of them woo Marco and THEN Sabo leaves to join the Revolution because Ace is happy and safe and Marco helps them with communicating properly haha, because Marco’s been organising den den mushi calls for y e a r s 

b.2) these aus come with the Fun Benefit of sometimes!insecure Sabo who occasionally stops by unannounced and gets directed to marco/ace’s room and sees them laughing and talking, or Ace sprawled comfortably asleep on Marco’s bed and Marco’s reading a book and petting his hair and they look so calm and domestic that sometimes Sabo almost makes to step away because do they really need him does Ace really need him anymore? But they always catch him before he does and Marco will grin at him and be so thankful that Sabo came back to them uninjured, and Ace is so excited and affectionate and they spend at least an hour or so just tangled together.

((The revolutionaries also have a habit of sending him to the WBs when Sabo gets injured or needs to rest bc he likes to shirk bed rest and keep working through exhaustion and stuff but Marco and Ace just Do Not Let Him (and also who the heck is going to be looking for a Revolutionary on Whitebeard’s crew??? there are just so many of them)))

c) and then the last one is Sabo with amnesia who gets his memory back when they announce the execution of Portgas D. Ace, the son of the pirate king, and he never gets it back fully but he remembers the Pirate King’s son being important to him and researches and shows up to save Ace because his heart is begging him too. 

Generally I base them after Marineford, but a nice happy Marineford where no-one died and Nari didn’t spend three years with a pang in her heart every time she thought abt a fictional character. Orrrrrrrrr I just kinda ignore that Marineford happens altogether //fingerguns

Honestly, though I know it happens in lots of fics etc. but I just!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I just can’t see Sabo joining the WBs!!!!!!!!!!!!! It just feels super weird to me you know???

I can see him being an honorary/accidental member, or like, adopted by Whitebeard because of Ace being his brother and all, but like???? Actually join-joining them??? The only way I see that happening is if he was raised by them, and even then….I still feel like he’d try and strike out on his own and be a splinter crew, you know?

Sabo just wants to do the right thing but not. Very much not in the conventional way. I honestly can’t see him Not being a revolutionary. Even if he started and mangaged to be a pirate bc of AU shenanigans, I bet he accidentally runs across the revolution and is like…”damn” and totally joins them. Still does pirate shit, but he mainly uses that as a cover??

[authenticaussie]

from justangrymacaroni's post "OT3 ideas" -- "So we’re on this long ass 12 hour flight and we’re sitting in a three seat setup in coach, and the person in the middle has fallen asleep so now us two on the end have made a game of how many things we can put on the middle person’s sleeping body/face before they wake up" with mas, who's the one falling asleep, and what do the other two put on him? (the other prompts are awesome too lmk if you want the link) 🥐

Ace totally falls asleep!!! He can fall asleep anywhere, and even if he can’t like, haha, his narcolepsy knocks him out pretty frequently anyway,,,,He never gets Happy about that though, so just, tired Ace who was trying to organise stuff last minute he’s so bad at traveling he brings like nothing with him but is still running around five minutes before the plane is set to take off omfg.

Marco starts the game, kind of by accident, he asks Ace to hold his book really distractedly because he’s just lost his pen, and he just puts it on Ace and reaches for his pen but then….Ace is ?? asleep?????? and didn’t notice Marco basically dumping a book in his lap??????? and Sabo’s laughing quietly and just puts the information pamphlet on Ace’s head, and Marco’s like Sabo don’t but also he just- Ace looks so silly he can’t help himself from just kinda…””innocently”” leaving his book on Ace’s lap and putting his bag of peanuts on Ace’s shoulder, and then Sabo puts his empty cup on the end of Ace’s nose and Marco almost snorts his orange juice and chokes but Ace sTILL DOESN’T WAKE UP.

I can’t think of other stuff but Ace gets so much put on him, and when he starts waking up Marco and Sabo just look at each other and grin sheepishly/guiltily bc stuff just starts going everywhere as he moves and Ace is just like ?? ?wtf is going. on?????? did luggage fall from the overhead compartment????????????????????????????? 

Anyway I did find the post and ahHH it’s so cute I really love!?

You’ve been studying for this really tough test that’s coming up and the two of us know you need a break so we started a pillow fight but holy shit do you take this seriously oH MY GOD NO

AND LIKE !!! Ace would want Sabo’s attention on something but Sabo’s tired and stressed and gets a little snappy and Ace is like yeah I probably shouldn’t have- but he feels a bit guilty anyway, and Marco’s like no, I got this. And just SLAMS  a pillow over Sabo’s head. And Sabo starts yelling and grabs a pillow and he’S SO TOTALLY AGGRESSIVE AND ACE IS SHRIEKING Bu t then also Sabo just starts snorting with laughter and then grinning and attacking each other basically and then Marco & Ace manage to get Sabo pinned because they’re both fighting him, and there’s only one of him and he’s tired, and then they coerce Sabo into taking a nap and he whines but he’s totally drifting off and he’s…a lot less stressed. And Marco just winks at Ace and is like “the amount of times Thatch did that to me…Tried and tested, it works.”

And Ace just laughs and curls up and buries his face in Sabo’s neck and falls asleep too and just !!! cuddles… ;u;