#smol titan speaker

[askthesmoltitans]

Moments Before...

Tick Tock… Tick Tock… Beep Beep Beep Be-CNRK

“ATTENTION ALL PERSONNEL ON BASE, TITAN SPEAKER, TITAN CAMERA AND TITAN TV ARE UNABLE TO BATTLE DUE TO UNFORESEEN ACTIONS OF THE SKIBIDIES FORCES”

Beep Beep Beep Beep-RNK

“ALL ENGINEERS, SCIENTISTS AND MEDICAL PERSONNEL REPORT TO TITAN HANGAR. PLEASE DO BRING ANY EQUIPMENT AS ITS NECESSARY DUE TO DAMAGES.”

Beep Beep Beep Be-

“What on earth…?” Confusion ripples through the Hangar as all called members start to pile in.

“What do we do now? We were in the middle of the raid on the Skibidi when this happened- We lost both G-Toilet and Scientist Toilet!” Confusion turned into frustration before becoming questioning and nervousness. 

“We can’t leave the Titans like this, we’re so fucked and those glitch-like Skibidies are starting to crop up more though they’re more focused on the Skibidies…” An Engineer nervously paces back and forth while watching the black mist slowly fading away from the arrival

Beep Beep Beep- 

“What about Camera Elite Yin and Speaker Elite Rave?” A medic asks.

“We’ll have Security try and bring them back, something is suspicious about Camera Elite Yin’s Death and with Lucky being MIA despite being present in the raid group.” The CMO replies back while wondering about Lucky’s loyalty.

“Chief Engineers, Chief Scientists and CMO Lily, We’re here to discuss the current predicament that we’re in. We’re presently down all three Titans, who are currently being repaired and checked over despite their… shrunken state”

[destinyreclaimed]

Symphony-8, smol baby sunbreaker Titan...

She can only communicate via sound bytes of songs due to a malfunction in her body’s voice box and thus has to use her secondary audio speakers to produce sound bytes of thousands of saved pieces of music.

[scarltdamsel-blog]

fun reminder that roxanne legit GRABBED A STREET SIGN in an effort to try and fend off titan.

previously seen LIFTING A FUCKING SPEAKER and hurling it at metroman.

SHE IS THE FIGHTY SMOL. SHE WILL DEFEND ANYONE WHO NEEDS IT.

SHE WILL FIGHT EVEN IF SHE’S GONNA LOSE.

Because that’s the right thing to do.

[whoop-whoop-grocket-blog]

So I'm watching GOTG Vol 2 again

Here's some nice commentary:

When Groot turns on the speakers, the circle things move, that music must be really loud

Groot does a little monster dance move, it's so cute

ALRIGHT BUT HOW DOES ROCKET CARRY SUCH A BIG GUN???

There's a little voice crack that Gamora makes when she says "than the bounty that's due for her on XANdar"

Ayesha talks with a lottt of mouth movement

Rocket in a nutshell: wINK WONK

The Milano is so messy yikes™

Peter literally changes in front of Nebula and Gamora and nobody mentions that

Drax is a confirmed expert sneaker, he just shows up

Okay but the way Dave says "one might assume she was dead" gives me chills

Gamora's hair is sooo much better in this movie than the last one

"dUDE"

Groot plays with Rocket's seatbelt, so cute

Man, I wish I could pilot a spaceship by playing in an arcade

THE BATTREES

Okay but the violins playing up and down when they go into the asteroid field is amazing

YO QUILL, ROCKET WAS DOING A PRETTY GOOD JOB PILOTING THE MILANO EXCUSE YOU

Dave's Drax laugh is the besstttt

Peter grabs Groot like "nu-uh I ain't dealing with this shit"

Groot squirms in Drax's hand, he's such an angry smol child, just like his father

The spacesuit animation is so cool

Groot was like grabbing onto Gamora's hair

The face the golden dude makes after everybody says he sucks is so relatable

HOLY CRAP A GIANT EGG IS FLYING IN SPACE

Rip to all of that stuff that flew out of the Milano and got scattered everywhere

Groot eating candy is me

Getting yelled at by Gamora is like your mother yelling at you because you didn't wash the dishes

Groot sits on the ledge of the ship and stares at the wonderful forest while everybody is arguing

Peter's face when Rocket tries to bite him is me when someone has a scary doggo

IT'S THE GIANT EGG AGAIN

LEGGO MY EGGO, IT'S THE BIGGEST DOUCHEBAG EVER TO EXIST

hoWARRDDD

yoNDUUUUUUUUU

Okay but the CGI for Martinex is the coolest thing ever

Shut your nasty face, scrotumhat

Tag yourself, I'm the girl that can't get the carpet to work

Shut up, egg man

DON'T CALL MY TRASH SON A MONKEY, WAFFLE EGG

Mantis is me trying to talk to people

Rocket grooming himself is the best thing

thAT WAS NOT A JOKE DRAX, MY TRASH SON GOT BAD PTSD HE DON'T NEED YOUR JOKES

"I know how you feel" Yeah, listen to her Peter, she got a murdering Titan about to smack yo asses in may

Gamora let's go of Peter's hands and she tries to cover it by being tough GAMORA SWEETIE WE KNOW HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT HIM CONFESSSS

*cries because Rocket pushes away his friends*

I can't believe he's had that picture of David Hasselhoff since forever

Drax's eyes are beautiful, love that shade of blue

"They are not for feeling dOORWAYS"

Mantis' makeup is so prettyyy

There's 4 moons, that's a lot of moons

Bradley Cooper humming to Southern Nights yassss

It's so cute how generally worried Groot is about Rocket

Rocket's laugh when he shoots people in the air is so cute, he loves to kill people

Rocket chuckles before putting the electric thingys on the Ravagers

OKAY BUT THE CGI ON ROCKET IS AMAZINGGGG, GOOD JOB TEAM

GROOT'S ABOUT TO CRY BECAUSE HIS DAD IS IN TROUBLE UGGGHHHH MY HEART

"Give me a word you won't hurt Groot, and I'll tell you where the batteries are" OHHH MY HEARTTTTTT HE'S SO PROTECTIVE ACKACK

Kraglin, I love you to death, but WHYD YOU HAVE TO SPEAK UP MY GUY

You can see Rocket's body twitch a bit after he got shot by Nebula

"It's not ripe" Damn straight lad

DAMMNNNN THESE VISUAL EFFECTS FOR EGO'S PLANET IS THE BEST THING EVER TO COME OUT FROM A MARVEL FILM

"Welcome to my world!" Aka, "look at this beautiful blue screen"

Drax's laugh when he pops the bubble is so pure

It's so weird how Ego has these eggs just for the only purpose to tell his backstory

Okay but this CGI for all of Ego's history is so cool, kudos to the animation team

Tag yourself, I'm drax, just randomly ask if someone has a penis

The face Gamora makes when Ego says "it's not that bad", she's like "that means Peter's probably got a nice one too" ;)

egO YOU LEFT HER YOU BITTCHHH FUCK YOU

"If you loved her whyd you leave her" OOF

DON'T SCARE MY TINY TREE SON YOU RAVAGER BASTARD MOTHERFUCKER

It's so sad to see the Ravagers kill each other, they were all such good friends and having fun with each other at the end of the first movie ;-;

DON'T HURT BLUE SPACE DAD, SHOOTER MCFUCKFACE

Tag yourself, I'm rocket when he's all tied up and making fun of people

OKAY BUT WHEN ROCKET KICKS HIS FEET UP AND DOWN WHEN HE LAUGHS IS SO CUTE

ALSO GROOT'S LAUGH IS CUTE

Ewwww there's saliva on taserface's beard

Aw Kraglin's concern for Yondu

"What are you gonna do with your share?" *proceeds to tell backstory instead*

Karen Gillan slays in this movie

Tag yourself, I'm kraglin when he makes the face of sheer terror after what Nebula's gonna do with her share

"She had brain cancer so everyone thought she was delusional" ;-;

FUCK OFFFFF EGGO

The emotions that Chris Pratt puts in when he says "I HAD TO WATCH HER DIE" is so good. Great acting 10/10

You think this old man is a good father, BUT NOOOPPPE HE'S AN ASS

Alright, I'll continue my commentary on another post

[resshiiram]

Hakuouki Guardian Headcanons.

Hijikata: Dawnblade Warlock, deadly af, City citizens are terrified of him, fucking fantastic combatant in the Crucible, acts cold and intimidating but has a soft spot for Chizuru and his fireteam members, tries to deny the fact that he may have feelings for Chizuru, has a deep respect for Kondou and Ikora, likely next in line to succeed Ikora as the Warlock Vanguard, highly respected by those around him, is usually pissed at Okita for some stupid shit.

Sanan: Voidwalker Warlock, noted by Ikora to be a natural when it comes to the Void, is pretty much a god in the Crucible but dislikes participating, absolutely brilliant and perspicacious, puts on a friendly front but is actually rather calculating, spends a lot of time alone with his Ghost, has recently developed a fascination with Toland and the Hive, citizens and now fellow Guardians tend to avoid him.

Okita: Gunslinger Hunter, sarcastic son of a bitch, citizens avoid him like the plague, healthy bby that suffers from a phobia of coughing, absolutely amazing in Crucible and dislikes Hijikata due to once losing a Trials of Osiris match against his team, enjoys flirting but only has eyes for a certain female Titan, extremely lethal with throwing knives and tripmine grenades, pretty much Cayde’s best friend, secretly deeply concerned about Sanan.

Nagakura: Striker Titan, the Casanova, super friendly, has his own fan club in the City, Crucible all day every day, what is strike?, is Nightfall a new Crucible game mode????, is actually rather intelligent about City politics and the various enemy races, best homies with Lord Shaxx, spends a lot of time with Heisuke and Harada, likely to playfully push fireteam members off ledges with Seismic Strike.

Saito: Stormcaller Warlock, citizens find him highly mysterious, quiet and stoic, cannot tell a joke, A M A Z I N G shot with a sniper, is best friends with Okita much to everyone’s confusion, is good in the Crucible but has to be in the mood for it, highly respects Hijikata after facing him during Trials of Osiris, thoroughly enjoys the company of Ikora and the Speaker.

Toudou: Arcstrider Hunter, happy-go-lucky and energetic, smol and fast, citizens absolutely adore him, probably the sweetest Hunter in existence, would not hesitate to slug anyone in the face who insults Chizuru, not the biggest Crucible fan and is usually dragged into it against his will but is actually pretty damn good at it, just guess who voted him the Hunter most likely to trip over his cloak.

Harada: Sentinel Titan, super nice, very protective over citizens and newer Guardians, not afraid to take on monsters in fist fights, has a scar on his stomach from one such fight against Skolas, his Ghost did warn him against it, is a badass in the Crucible and joins Nagakura for a few rounds every day, trusts Mater Rahool about as far as he can throw him.

Kondou: Sunbreaker Titan, friendly and warm, loved by Guardian and Citizen alike, veeeerrrrrryyyyyy powerful, helps out Zavala as a second-in-command of sorts, helped Okita get on his feet after the Hunter became a Guardian and sees him as a kid brother, downright frightening in Crucible, seriously don’t fight him in Crucible ever, happily takes young Titans under his wing and mentors him.

Yamazaki: Nightstalker Hunter, works as a scout for the Vanguard, citizens rarely see him, is usually seen with Kai Shimada respects Hijikata V E R Y much, hates Okita with a burning passion, was friends with Tevis before his death, tries to be emotionless but is a little on the childish side, frankly thinks Crucible is a waste of time, would rather be patrolling and helping out his fellow Guardians.

Chizuru: Her family runs the spicy ramen shop in the city, super sweet and innocent, beautiful cinnamon roll too good and too pure for this world, possibly the cutest thing ever, may have developed a crush on Hijikata, definitely won’t put up with your shit, finds the Guardians and their Ghosts fascinating, has incredible healing for a non-Guardian.

[stvnrogers]

a working list of lance headcanons i will take to my grave

• consistently uses the phrase “pero like” in everyday conversations 

• on every diplomatic mission: “this is a traditional earth ballad” *’Suavemente’ plays loudly over the speakers*

• additionally: *blasts ‘Gasolina’ as he pilots Blue into battle*

• he totally owns a bro tank that says “suns out guns out” 

         • https://www.lookhuman.com/design/323423-i-like-my-men-how-i-like-              my-women/tshirt   --> this shirt too 

• flirts with people (keith) in spanish

         • pets names?? in ??? spanish!!

         • honestly probs just takes advantage of the fact that keith doesn’t know              spanish to hide his major crush on him 

• is high key good at rapping, esp to nicki minaj

         • probably lost his shit when Hamilton debuted 

• Karaoke King™

         • has choreographed dances and everything

         • also has a really good singing voice ??? and can play guitar? ?

         • *busts out guitar at party* “anyways here’s wonderwall” 

         • mijo is just so talented 

• *sees dog* “I Am Truly Blessed On This Day”

• "hey i just want everyone to know my phone is at 69 percent"

• *makes a mediocre clapback* *dabs eternally*

• loves chick flicks, also cried during Titanic 

• the king of trashy 2000s pop music

          • *pulls up in car outside school* “it’s britney bitch” 

• low key has anxiety someone pls protect my smol child

• Such A Mama’s Boy

• he was that kid who t-bagged you after killing your character when you play       online games 

           • he is such a dick omg he probably mains as hanzo in overwatch but                    isn’t as good at sharpshooting in the game as he is in real life

           • it drives pidge insane 

                 • pidge: “release me from this hell place” 

• sharpshooter lance = beer pong champion 2k17

          • but he’s a lightweight save him

          • also chaotic good frat boy lance 2k17

• once broke into a preschool after hours to catch a dragonite 

          • hunk was there and cried; pidge called it “iconic” 

• once called shiro “daddy” in public as a joke and pidge physically scaled           hunk’s body and climbed on his shoulders and slapped lance in the face

          • lance: “honestly worth” 

• convinces keith to play the penis game bc they’re competitive as shit like you     really think keith would back down

         • after ten minutes of yelling the word “penis”, pidge: “lance i will slap you            in the teeth”

• *is mildly inconvenienced* “this is biphobic” 

         • *sighs* “why, @god?”

• *heelies away from problems*

• “keith if most people don’t believe in bisexuality, then you’re basically dating a     cryptid” B)

[askthesmoltitans]

{With that we have a three way tie, We'll focus on the Smol Titans' relations with each other and with their "Guardians", Smol Titans is just a general interaction as well} {We'll begin this soft reboot starting next weekend, I promise that :D I will also be posting codes to keep track of who's speaking as well}

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Updated the PFP!

[askthesmoltitans]

The Titans are not smol enough. I want to be able to pick them up and squeeze them like stress balls.

Not a serious RP prompt; just being silly.

"Hehe! Of course, They may be smol now but make them even smoller? Yeah, I can do that! Here we go~!"

[askthesmoltitans]

"Merry Christmas, Everyone!!!"

{And Happy News Year}

[askthesmoltitans]

The Smol titans are so freaking cute!I just want to hug them

"Hugs?" DJ squeaks as he looks around the new base that he and the others has been brought too. "Hugs?" Film echoes what DJ said while seeing Cinema looking around a bit nervously before holding onto Film's hand.

[askthesmoltitans]

{OOC; OH MY FUCKING GOD THE TITANS FINALLY RETREAT TO BE REPAIRED JFC IT TOOK FOREVER, POOR DJ HASN'T RESTED SINCE HE JOINED, GOT INFECTED AND UNINFECTED}

[askthesmoltitans]

Halloween Event; Duration will be October 13th - 31st

Event Type; Magic Anons & Lore Information along with typical Halloween interactions, Trick or Treating w/ other Blogs (Please let me know so I can get everyone set up), a little bit of a take over :3 

Characters available; Majority of the Alliance, a few Skibidies and OCs

[askthesmoltitans]

{Working on a "core" center piece for a reference for my Fic}

[askthesmoltitans]

Titan Speaker - Chat Bold Orange (Smol Height; 2'7'') (Normal; 289’7’’)

Titan Camera - Chat Bold Blue (Smol Height; 3’10’’) (Normal; 364’)

Titan TV - Chat Bold Purple (Smol Height; 4’5’’) (Normal; 378’)

Titan Drill - Chat Bold Red (Height; 420’) (Dragon; ???) (Smol; 3’0’’)

Titan Clock - Chat Bold Orange (Height; 336’4’’)

Monitors - Bold Green (Height; 36’2’’)

Crew - Bold Pink (Height; 16’9’’)

Woofer -  Bold (Whatever is default) Normal (Height; 38’2’’)

Temporal - Chat Italic Green (Height; 46’2’’) (Future Height; 69’4’’)

P.O.V - Chat Bold + Italic Red (Height; 6’2’’)

Webb - Purple (Height; 4’7’’)

Security - Blue (Height; 13’11’’)

Galaxy (‘Human’ Survivor) - Orange (Height; 5’0’’)

CMO Lily Everest-Ivy - Chat Blue (Height; 6'3'')

Echo/TVWoman - Bold Italic Pink (Height; 7’5’’)

Disco/SpeakerWoman - Bold Italic Red (6’2’’)

Snipes/CameraWoman - Bold Italic Blue (Height; 6’0’’)

Yin/Dual - Italic Blue (Pre Mimic Height; 6’3’’) (Mimic Height; 12’9’’)

Rave/Dark - Italic Red (Pre Mimic Height; 6’7’’) (Mimic Height; 16’4’’)

Excalibur - Italic Purple (Height; 7’4’’)