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egophiliac · 3 months ago

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(looks at upcoming card releases)

I'm in danger :)

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #stage in playful land #stage in playfulland #smoking #my favorite horrible crime guys are back!!!!#(my hot take is that glomas had a better story but these goobers were just SO fun)#(they should be allowed to kidnap and murder(?) at least a few dozen people. as a treat.)#man i knew there was probably going to be a fellow card and yet i still did a bad job of saving my keys #and there's this year's halloween to think about too!#normally i try to avoid leaks and spoilers but i did accidentally see some stuff and if it's real then holy SHIT #on the other hand fellow attacks by basically throwing gidel at people and i desperately need this on my team #regardless of whether or not the card is actually any good #(if they change the animation to remove gidel i am going to RIOT it needs to be either exactly the same or EVEN SILLIER)#actually it would be hilarious if their stats were terrible. just the worst. and yet...#grown man and his kid with a hammer vs a bunch of teen wizards who can shoot fire #the results may shock you #(if they do the same duos-with-the-last-release as they have been with the staff cards then i will absolutely lose it)#(please twst. it would so useless to me but SO funny)#fellow: it's showtime rollo! :)#rollo: who are you

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spicypussywave · 9 months ago

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New in Episode 11

DEAD FRIEND FOREVER

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padfootastic · 1 year ago

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it’s funny that people write remus as this badass who’s almost rolling his own cigarettes and smoking joints in the common room or wtv when that guy gives me the exact vibe as those kids in school/college who would fake cough when walking past someone smoking while making full eye contact.

or, the scared kid who’s terrified of even being near smoker because they were a sickly child and they don’t want their lungs to shrivel and die + they’re terrified of their mom

#should i tag this anti remus lupin lol #i’m not even. shitting on him #i just—can’t see him as these uber suave individual #when he barely has adequate social skills #or atleast. positive social skills lol #he can gatekeep girl boss gaslight w the best of them of course #but otherwise. bit of a scaredy cat i swear #he’s got enough going on w his wolfiness/o adding other troubles to the plate #and he’s fully internalised that #so a remus who’s not only smoking but looking cool doing it…..#lol #just funny to me s’all #and i say that as someone who unequivocally finds smoking hot #half my makeout sessions have taken place *because* i find smokers hot #so rest assured i am not morally judging #just. remus? nah #pen’s notes

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pastelpousay · 6 months ago

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This scene did something to my brain chemistry i swear

#disney villains #hades bbg #disney hades #hades disney #hercules hades #hercules 1997 #disney hercules #i 💙 blue men #nah cuz not usually to advocate for smoking or anything (I’m not btw)#but he lowk probably doesn’t even have lungs so 💀#but like smoking a cigar should not be that hot #but here tf we are like damn 🤤#no cuz whys he fine like that #the way he lit that shit too like OH MY GOD #RINA WOULD DEFINITELY TWEAK TF OUT LIKE SHED DEF BE GIGGLING ANYTIME HE DID THIS BS #GOD HES SO FINEEEEE

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covertblizzard · 9 months ago

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jaykyle au where they're theatre kids in the same school but they're not the actors jason's the scriptwriter/director and kyle is the prop manager (i don't know the official terms sorry) and they'd probably do an amazing job on the backstage setting if they could stop arguing for 5 whole seconds about their artistic visions and ideas and how "this would obviously work better this way"

#jason todd #kyle rayner #jaykyle #mypost #dc thoughts #vp of the club: maybe we should find some other people to do the job if they can't get along?#pres of the club: no they're both talented af and i want this to be raving success just knock their heads tgt and tell them to play nice or #i'll make them wear the get along shirt again #WAIT ONE SEC DONNA'S THE PRES and overseer she's pissed bcos kyle played the same role last year and he was chill then #wally's vp no 1 and backstage manager and he's thinking of kicking kyle out #dick's vp no 2 and main lead and he's thinking of kicking jason out bcos it's embarrassing and annoying to work with your younger siblings #kon helps kyle with props and bart is one of the actors and kon is jealous af about it he grumbles a little #roy is the fight scene choreographer #i'm trying to think of something for garth but the only thing that comes to mind i'm not sure are fitting enough #actor manager? weapon manager? oooh maybe pet manager if they have animals... human and pet manager???? hr department but including animals #ooooh maybe pet manager if they have animals #raven can play bart's love interest (in play) maybe (wally doesn't like it and neither does gar for very different reasons)#eddie deals with the contraptions they build for this bubble machines smoke machines lowering and raising anything mechanical #rose and cass helps with the weapons stuff they keep fighting too and roy is TIRED #connor plays the villain he didn't mean to or want to but he got dragged into it and he's really hot and gunned in for next years main lead #he doesnt want this #steph and mia are hair makeup costume department but bart and kon love to hangout and help too #jennie-lynn and bart are in-charge of socials #tim pops up a lot because so many of his friends (and brothers) are here and when he does he helps steph and mia #damian too pops up to help with pet management and sometimes prop art #this is much to dicks annoyance jason is already here can his little brothers LEAVE HIM ALONE SOMETIMES UGH #damian (taking cues from talia and bruce loverenemies dynamic and wanting an artist in-law): we should set jason and kyle up #dick: no / tim: hmm / dick: NO #i want to add the yj girls (cassie cissie greta anita) but i know too little about them right now but imagine they're there and the roles #are to be determined

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peoplepers0n · 6 months ago

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tony collette has instantly become my favourite in the peachyville horror show he is just SO BASTARDLY (and gay)

I wish upon thee many shared cigarettes with hot doctors.

#tony collette #the peachyville horror #dr man #we should have more bastard gays in media #cigarette kisses is insane #dont smoke kids #unless it's with your local hot doctor

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cybertron-smash-or-pass · 2 months ago

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Cyberverse Lockdown

#rip to this guy's characterization. tfa lockdown wouldve shoved this dude in a locker #and im not even mad that they wanted to make him like. a loser goon at the bottom of the decepticon ranks!! that can work!!!#but they made him entirely the wrong flavor of loser. this dude shouldnt have like pathetic nerd mammerisms hes very clearly a lameass punk #he should be smoking a cigarette and bitching sarcastically about being stuck with the gruntwork #he should think hes hot and hate his job and be teasing clobber with love in his heart because she is his cool bestie #he can have zero confidence but he should be overcompensating on faking it by being aloof and tired! am i the only one who sees the vision??#maccadam #transformers #poll #smash or pass #cyberverse #lockdown #he and drift really got done so dirty

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canisalbus · 1 year ago

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While the trick-or-treating comic was very cute, I cannot imagine Vasco not being a little treat kinda guy

Are you telling me he doesn't randomly buy himself candy just for the dopamine and the child-like joy? That he doesn't indulge on halloween spirit and buy spooky candy just for him and Machete?? (who barely eats it but halloween spirit comes first, practically second)

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#I actually thought about that for quite a while before choosing to go with a simple and neutral soda can #because yes I do think Vasco is a little treat kinda guy #but the treats he goes for probably aren't straight up candy #he's into hot chocolate and sweet coffee drinks #ice cream (particularly odd and seasonal flavors)#pastries and desserts probably #I can see him being a nutella enjoyer #and if he buys actual sweets I think he'd go for chocolate bars #(not like mars bars but thin flat sheets of chocolate that you break into smaller pieces)#(do those have a specific name in english or are they both just chocolate bars?)#none of the above are very easy to share unexpectedly with unfamiliar children #like I said in majority of Europe halloween isn't widely/officially celebrated and trick-or-treating isn't customary #families with young children teens and young adults might do halloween activities on smaller scale #but a childless couple in their thirties (and living in an apartment) is unlikely to have halloween candy in reserve methinks #Machete doesn't eat that many sugary things regularly #if Vasco is having something he probably goes along with it #but his health anxiety kind of affects what foods he deems acceptable and which ones should be avoided #which is ironic because modern Machete has a history of stress smoking #as a habit that's quite a bit worse for you than having an occasional ice cream sundae #I think he managed to quit when their relationship turned serious #answered #anonymous #modern au

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ghoulspaw · 5 months ago

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i love going through the tdb fanart hashtag on twitter and seeing way more art of the implied smokers (HAKU) than the canon smokers (jin tohma)

fanartists giving the people what they want

#((im people))#i support!! give me MORE hot haku smoking !!!!#like #there's OFFICIAL art of jin and tohma. on the MAIN STORY #yet fanartists said actually ☝️ how about haku-#someone should recreate that picture but adding haku in it #i have yet to see fanart of him wearing the frostheim uniform #waiting for the day someone decides to make it come true 🙏#tokyo debunker

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marciaillust · 1 year ago

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anyone else bi and into evil women and women with horns who didnt find Mizora hot at all. I feel like I was robbed

#all these smoking hot ladies but the one I should be into did not tickle my fancy this is like an identity crisis #minthara is so close to not doing it for me too frankly #they both land closer to a wet cat for me than an evil overlord #my favourite evil woman moment is when nightsong says she's gonna kill everyone and she constantly talks about splitting her enemies open #AND she's tall and huge #but already spoken for :(#im currently on my second playthrough making shadowheart evil #shadowheart is the woman for me frankly #everything about her is so #she's so!!!#ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!#I LOVE YOU SHADOWHEART!!!!!!#GOOD SHADOWHEART EVIL SHADOWHEART I DONT CARE I SHALL STAND OUTSIDE HER WINDOW PLAYING FLORENCE #bg3

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misskattylashes · 7 days ago

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I just had to do this from that red hot new reel

#miles kane #should i write The Scouse Detective fan fic?#he's so hot #don't smoke kids it's dangerous

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shadow0-1 · 1 year ago

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ignition

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rogloptimist · 3 days ago

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thinking about remco/primoz at bora Frequently

#i just. i just think..#two outsiders in an already extreeemely exclusive club. they should fuck!#that interview where primoz was like “yeah i honestly hardly knew he existed but where there’s smoke there’s a fire” ab remco transferring #he Doesn’t care. very hot very infuriating to a certain 5’7” freak . potentially

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spaghetsquid · 3 months ago

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Based on an actual conversation I had with me pookie

In reference to this picture that I showed him

Him: takes child with them

Me: [Yashiki] Went from spirt hunting rich boy to < spirit hunting homeless old man (he's barely 40, and still owns the Kujou mansion, but he looks like a homeless old man lol) (the “child” is Mary, the evil haunted doll that killed his family/erased his memories/is weirdly horny for him ((at lot of the spirts are)) (but also yes hehehhe)

Him: I mean, lookin homeless isn't bad. Got that racoon rizz, liek aizawa [My Hero Academia] (;;-;-; oof;-;;-;)

Me: He got that hot sexy autistic homeless raccoon rizz that most of the ghosts and also Mashita crave for carnally

#yashiki is not beating the old man allegations #hot sexy autistic raccoon rizz #don’t ask what that means #you should just know #yashiki is just some guy really #why do they NEED that man so bad #he’s literally just a guy #yashiki x mashita #mashita x yashiki #yashita #mashiki #death mark: spirit hunter #the spirits want yashiki’s ah but mashita is stronger #the spirits don’t reek of years without proper sleep #gallons of coffee #disgusting cigarette smoke #cheap shampoo #and decades of regret despite barely being 25 like Mashita does #which is 100 times more alluring to yashiki

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mammon-s · 1 year ago

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Sleazy! Mammon sitting you on his lap while he’s gambling at a casino. Holding a cigar in one hand and wrapping the other around your waist, blowing the smoke in your face after he’s done with a puff.

#the imagine of mammon smoking a cigar came to me today and listen… it’s really hot #i should make a tag for sleazy mams #sleazy! Mammon #obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me mammon

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angeltannis · 4 months ago

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Completed 23 Mega Rayquaza raids today 💪😮‍💨

#feel like I should be spinning my phones (yes phoneS) and blowing the smoke off them like in an old timey Western #my old phone was certainly hot enough to start smoking LOL #pokemon go

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