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spaghetsquid · 2 months ago

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Based on an actual conversation I had with me pookie

In reference to this picture that I showed him

Him: takes child with them

Me: [Yashiki] Went from spirt hunting rich boy to < spirit hunting homeless old man (he's barely 40, and still owns the Kujou mansion, but he looks like a homeless old man lol) (the “child” is Mary, the evil haunted doll that killed his family/erased his memories/is weirdly horny for him ((at lot of the spirts are)) (but also yes hehehhe)

Him: I mean, lookin homeless isn't bad. Got that racoon rizz, liek aizawa [My Hero Academia] (;;-;-; oof;-;;-;)

Me: He got that hot sexy autistic homeless raccoon rizz that most of the ghosts and also Mashita crave for carnally

#yashiki is not beating the old man allegations #hot sexy autistic raccoon rizz #don’t ask what that means #you should just know #yashiki is just some guy really #why do they NEED that man so bad #he’s literally just a guy #yashiki x mashita #mashita x yashiki #yashita #mashiki #death mark: spirit hunter #the spirits want yashiki’s ah but mashita is stronger #the spirits don’t reek of years without proper sleep #gallons of coffee #disgusting cigarette smoke #cheap shampoo #and decades of regret despite barely being 25 like Mashita does #which is 100 times more alluring to yashiki

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