#smokes let’s go

[forever-acting]

🎶why couldn’t I ignore your glowing skin🎶

[gloomiglitzrot]

fresh hits of the day ignite the spark in me

[hyunpic]

certified hottie

[punkitt-is-here]

i love getting commissioned for this kind of stuff

[bunnieswithknives]

Steve Cobs I hope you EXPLO- oh wait.

[anomura]

just thinking about bucky mourning gale while sitting on his seat

[runraerun]

The softest Harringrove brain worm that’s ever invaded my head where Billy is the sole guardian of his little step-sister Max. (very little, like 6 years old little. And Billy is 25ish, so it’s a big enough age gap where everyone naturally assumes he’s just a single dad.) And Steve is the host of a dorky yet successful kids tv show called Mr H’s Treehouse (think Mr. Rogers) that Max is OBSESSED with.

She makes Billy watch it with her every single evening, like clockwork. Now, Billy would never admit this, not even with a fucking gun to his head—but he kind of starts to look forward to watching it with her. But it isn’t his fault! The host is, pardon his French, fucking hot as shit.

So every night he gets home from work, drops whatever take-out garbage he got for them onto their TV dinner trays, and parks himself in front of the idiot box while Mr. H from Mr. H’s Treehouse comes on and teaches him and Max about the power of friendship and sharing and eating vegetables or whatever the hell else he’s on about that week. It’s stupid, but it kind of becomes cathartic. Like Billy can just shut his brain off and stuff his face and watch the bright colors and listen to the gentle music and let the stresses of his life fade away—at least for that half-hour anyway. The fact that Mr. H has an ass Billy could bounce a quarter off of… well, it doesn’t hurt.

But what happens when there’s a meet and greet/Story-Time being hosted at Max’s elementary school? Well, Billy’s not a complete douchebag, so of course he has to take her! It has nothing to do with the fact that he also maybe wants to meet this tv host who’s all soft sweaters and pretty brown eyes that Billy’s maybe been fantasizing about for the past year and a half. That’s not it! He’s here for his nerdy little twerp step-sister, nothing more.

(Spoiler, it’s something more.)

[flowing-between-space]

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[lungthief]

while im just saying things i think klavier would constantly get on emas ass for smoking cigs and be like i would Never smoke im a singer its so bad for my lungs meanwhile he has some fruity flavored emergency vape he hits while hes alone in his dressing room because hes stressed out all the time but hes such a narc that its the only form of substance abuse he’ll allow himself to indulge in

[whatsitzface]

The way Annabeth was thinking so far ahead of Percy that Percy was confused. The way she refused to elaborate on anything, and then was like; 'I'm surrounded by idiots' whenever someone (Percy) didn't understand her. The way she looked so smug after she pushed Percy into the water and he got claimed. THE WAY SHE WAS SO BLUNT!!!!! ("ARE YOU STALKING ME??" "yeah lol")

Sorry, but that's the most accurate Annabeth in the world holy smokes Leah did such a good job. All my forgotten love for Annabeth's character that I felt while reading the books just crashed into me full force and I'm frothing at the mouth with obsession.

“-You’re gonna expect me to know how to do something I don’t know how to do, and I end up falling flat on my face, I- I can’t really have that right now.” “You still don’t get where you fit into all of this, do you?” SHE’S TALKING ABOUT THE PROPHECY AND HOW SHE KNOWS HE'S A POSIEDON KID, BUT SHE HIDES IT AS HOW HE DOESN’T KNOW HIS PLACE IN THE CAPTURE THE FLAG GAME!!!! BECAUSE SHE WON’T TELL HIM!!!! AND ITS EPIC BECAUSE IN THE CAPTURE THE FLAG GAME HE DOES FALL FLAT ON HIS FACE, BUT IN THE PROPHECY HE DOES GET HIS DAD TO SEE HIM!!!! And then she fixes his armor plate, making sure that its secure. Making sure he won't get hurt. That's not part of her plan, and things always go according to her plan. She's the game master. IM SCREAMING

[lavander-galaxy]

smoker wiwi you will always be famous

[illegiblehandwriting1]

WIP Wednesday??? mayhaps???

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“You’re acting like a soldier.” Twilight’s icy blue eyes bored into his own. “I’m not going to talk to a soldier. I want to talk to a person.” 

“I–” Warrior was beyond baffled. “I am a person.” 

His eyes tightened. “No, you're a soldier. You can't be a soldier here. You've been slipping into this — I don’t know — what should be done, or you're reading too much into what other people do and inflating it, or you're not…you're just not being Warrior. And we're not your troops. You can't just do something and expect them to be okay. They're not. You're not. I need you to not do things when you're shocked, or scared, or angry. I just need you to listen, because I’m confused.” And hurt, those eyes seemed to say. And angry, and scared and tired and in pain and a million other things. And I need someone to just be there for a little while. 

He could do that. He knew how to do that. So he just nodded and shut his mouth.

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[regrettable-username]

things i think would happen if house of anubis had a TV-14 rating (in 2011):

- victor sr.'s decaying body would've actually been in the senet prison chamber

- joy's downward spiral in s2 includes a drug abuse storyline (into recovery by the end of the season)

- amber is so clearly a closeted lesbian in denial that by s3 everyone is saying "it's okay if you have something to tell us, we'll accept you <3" but she obliviously thinks its about fashion school

- mara's goth phase is amped up x10 and she also goes full wiccan stereotype (with black decor and candles etc)

- bag/room searches would be disguised as drug searches (and maybe somehow victor has secretly trained a dog to smell artifacts??)

- at least one physical bloody fight per season

- rufus dies the same way but eddie gets to lay a few punches on him first

- one of nina's unconvincing lies would be that someone has mono

- eddie wants to have sex but patricia is afraid of intimacy so she manufactures a situation where victor catches them making out to scare eddie. eddie jokingly suggests going in the tunnels but patricia pours a drink on him

- fabian and mick have the exact same gay moments but have to prove their manliness/straightness after

- sibuna accidentally discovers something sexual (like maybe young adult sarah's explicit letters, or nude drawings/photos in frobisher's study)

- there would be a drag show at some point (or at least a scheme involving drag)

- when alfie turns into a child his main gag would be thinking its hilarious that he can swear as much as he wants

- implied that fabian and mara fuck at the end of touchstone of ra

- jerome would be metrosexual

[lesbianherald]

rip viktor arcane you would’ve loved using edibles to go sleepy bye. rip jayce arcane you would’ve loved weed induced anxiety attacks.

PLEASE!! PLEASEEEEEE!!!!!! THIS IS SO ACCURATE DKJLFHSDLKF.

[midnightlavenderimp]

ooooh what about smokey! (mac's smoke monster)

YOU MEAN MY FUCKING WIFE?!?!?!