#smish

[hebiusagichan]

WELCOME TO YOU, 2025!🎉

[supersoupslut69420]

[smashwolfen]

Pov: The Clan Leaders find out what Volo did at the Temple of Sinnoh

[xoxoemynn]

Good morning emy, idk if you've thought about Stede waking Ed up with sweet morning kisses today but if you haven't, this is your reminder to do that 😇❤️

In another life, Stede preferred nighttime to day. 

At night he could be alone. Well, he had to share a bed with Mary, yes, but he could feign sleep, and therefore it was easier to imagine he was alone. All nice and quiet and peaceful. No expectations to speak of. And then he could drift off to sleep as he rotated through some of his favorite fantasies in his mind — captaining a pirate ship, going on adventures on the high seas, swashbuckling in a fab red swishy coat and some smashing leather boots, oh, and maybe even a sash so it’d twirl all around him as he leapt to and fro, and…

Anyway!

Point is, Stede loved nighttime, because it was the only time he could fool himself into thinking he was happy. There was nothing he looked forward to more than putting on his nightcap and tucking himself into bed for a long night of dreaming.

But now? In this life?

Stede loves the morning.   

He loves the way the sun’s rays stream into the window of the bedroom he shares with Ed. He loves stretching out his arms and wiggling his fingers to get some circulation back into them before he pulls Ed into a tighter embrace. He loves the sleepy little noises Ed makes as he settles himself into Stede’s chest. He loves gently running his hand through Ed’s hair and seeing if any more silver strands sprouted overnight. 

He loves placing gentle kisses on whatever part of Ed he can reach — the top of his head, above his eyebrow, on his cheek, on his nose, down his neck and back up again. 

He loves how Ed feels wrapped up around him, all warm and languid and liquid, like a big, gorgeous cat sunning himself in love. But in a way that doesn’t sound weird. Because that does sound weird. A bit. 

But still. 

Stede loves mornings.

All nice and quiet and peaceful. No expectations to speak of. 

Just love.

Ed rolls over in Stede’s arms, taking one of Stede’s hands as he does. Smiling, Stede turns his focus to the new area of skin Ed very kindly bared for kisses. He peppers soft kisses all over Ed's back, gentle and sweet, each one a reminder to Ed:

Hello, my love.

I’m here.

I love this life we’ve built together.

We’ll get our first guest at the inn some day.

You’re beautiful.

You’re wonderful.

You’re mine.

And then Stede feels Ed pull his hand to his lips, and Ed presses a kiss there, and Stede squeezes his hand back.

“Morning, love.” Ed’s voice is still raspy with sleep, just one more thing Stede loves about the mornings. “Have a good night's sleep?”

“Yes,” Stede replies, and tugs Ed closer to him. “And now I can't wait to start our day.”  

[kaviiinsky]

oh to be an only child…

I wish my sister would stop giving me mini heart attacks

[arctic-hands]

Hmmm should I trust this text message I got from "United States Postal Service" that came from a number that has the country code of 62 (Indonesia's code) telling me my package was undeliverable and I need to re-put in my personal info by clicking a link that has been abbreviated so I can't see where it directs to or... ?

[lyxchen]

Omg smosh hide and seek where Angela is the one seeking is literally something I've wanted since I started watching Smosh omgmgggg!!!!!

[catinasink]

i should drink more water <- drank todsy for first time in a week

[procrastiel]

I love doing this to fraudsters

[smish-smash-smosh]

smosh please let me organize your playlists they're a mess :'[

some popular series don't even have a playlist??? and really short clearly abandoned series do??? i don't understand help

[emilyliuwho]

❤️

[hebiusagichan]

Mini Disco x Sprunki (Part 1)

Incredibox's Sprunki as the Baby Time Mini Disco characters!

Oren as Smish

Raddy as Kasane Teto (Utauloid)

Clucker as Valera (Multivarik)

Vinera as Gummibar

Funbot as Erik (Multivarik)

[ematooney]

Please enjoy these videos I dubbed when I was 11 😭😭

Been voice acting since I came out of the womb

[smashwolfen]

Decided to torture gods least favourite human with the mundane life of disappointments and violencia

Some cropped versions for easier reading of my bad handwriting XD

Had to kinda combo this one because of the way I did the comic, but the clan leaders beatdown I had shared already so meh XD

Enjoy karma of the blonde jerk

[pokichusramblings]

If you receive a text claiming to be from USPS, asking you to click on a link or copy/paste a link, DONT DO IT

It is a phishing scam attempting to get your personal information. USPS doesn’t send links. This type of scammer disguises the text as being from some government agency and requiring your information for something.

Verify the name, USPS customer service doesn’t use hotmail, and is also called USPS customer service.

If you get a text like this, report it as junk. Even if you ARE expecting a package, USPS won’t send you a link.

Report it and move on.

These screenshots are from the official USPS website, informing on how to report these scams.

Reblog to spread the word, scams like this steal your personal information which is VERY DANGEROUS

Reblog and tag your mutuals so they know to avoid these scams, and what to do if they receive a text like this.

@professionallylesbian @samijami

[workingonit-currently]

Thank you whoever created a Chosen playlist.

Truly you are...

Impressive.