I'm ready to die no longer. Who needs that when you have weekly migraines and a partner who loves me. I'm alive. (Any pronouns.)
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parents giving job advice: well if you don't get hired via online application just keep showing up in person with your resume and annoying the shit out of everyone. what do you mean you don't think that will help? what, do you have no work ethic?
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"a joy to have in class" aka This Child Will Not Be Diagnosed for at least Eight Years
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The mirror scene lives in my head rent free
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THE X-FILES (1993-2018) - 7.16 • “Chimera”
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I love how the abilities in the Remedyverse go like this:
Jack Joyce: Oh wow time powers, pretty cool WAIT NO NO IS THAT CHRONON SYNDROME NO NO NO NO- *begins experiencing excruciating pain* oh I can now make multiple choices now- NO CHRONON SYNDROME NO NO NO NO-
Jesse Faden: Oh Polaris thank you for guiding me WHERE ARE YOU POLARIS WHERE ARE YOU- oh nevermind you’re back! Also wtf why didn’t you help Dylan??!! *has a silent conversation in her head*
Saga Anderson: Mind Place? Yeah this is something normal people have- wait this is actually a psychic ability… *takes a long sip of coffee* interesting… also I’m related to those cool old rock stars, cool! *stares off into distance as others watch in horror as she accesses her Mind Place*
Alan Wake: *huddled in the corner, typing frantically on his typewriter* change the story change the story change the story FUCK YOU SCRATCH change the story FUCK YOU LAKE change the story FUCK YOU ZANE change the story FUCK THESE REALITY BENDING ABILITIES *throws typewriter against the wall as he cries*
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The World's End! I loved this movie and tbh, it made me a bit more sad then Shaun of the Dead did. This may be my new favorite of the trilogy, but I still gotta watch Hot Fuzz to determine my all time favorite.
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the fact that we only have “herculean task” and “sisyphean task” feels so limiting. so here’s a few more tasks for your repertoire
icarian task: when you have a task you know you’re going to fail at anyways, so why not have some fun with it before it all comes crashing down
cassandrean task: when you have to deal with people you KNOW won’t listen to you, despite having accurate information, and having to watch them fumble about when you told them the solution from the start (most often witnessed in customer service)
feel free to chime in i ran out of ideas much faster than i anticipated
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Hi!
As I thought: there will be free time, my muse will wave at me and leave. Damn. But! Playing AW2, I caught the muse by the tail, and as a result, I spent a day today on art.
I'm starting to feel this flow a little bit. Yes, Scratch. Again. However, I'm addicted to serial killers in games and movies. Passing through the chapter "Room 665", I caught myself walking and imagining how this unknown actor playing the role of the Devil - even though we all know WHO it is - follows his bloody path.
Three versions. The main one was higher. This one has a line that inspired me to draw (apart from the general scene, of course). And the version below is the "light" version: No blood, no killing. It's like a rehearsal.
Anyway, I'll have to sketch Stefano for a change. The character's birthday was after all. Thank you for your attention, and have a good time.
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The trouble is Scratch was NEVER a kid, he is/was Alan and Alan 100% has/had anger issues and was loud and a boy so obviously got in trouble for everything, including being unable to express his anger in a healthy way. (Probably leading to Alan becoming part quiet avoidant kid for fear of getting in trouble again. -his avoidant behaviour has to stem from somewhere.)
Meanwhile Rose 100% was such a troublemaker as a kid but because she was a girl and also cute and charming she got away with it a lot more.
So Scratch was thr bigger troublemaker only due to public perception. (Like everything to do with Scratch, all about perception)
For this poll, let's assume that everyone has or could have been a child at some point in the past :D
(feel free to leave your reasoning in the tags/comments)
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support group for people who have been screwed over by Rumple *everyone shows up* *Rumple shows up* Well, this is awkward.
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me listening to a musical about the most terrible heartwrenching tragic fucked up shit to ever exist
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