#smirked and walked off

[userjoel]

TONY LEUNG as VENUS/APHRODITE in newjeans' cool with you & get up side b mv

[phykoha]

I hate hate HATE when people say I'm "having an attitude" with them, bc I'm literally not until AFTER they say that. And thats not even "an attitude", it's me being annoyed and frustrated bc youre saying im having an attitude when im NOT.

Like what does that even mean. I'm just autistic.

[ratatatastic]

pregame welcome package of mustamakkara!!! thats what i call spoiling the boys!!!

2024 nhl global series finland game 1 | 11.1.24 (x)(x)

[rickybaby]

Daniel arriving at the track ahead of qualifying | Abu Dhabi Grand Prix 2023 (via IG stories)

[dr-lizortecho]

Hina's little "is it though?" smirk oh it's SO over for me

Yesssss- she is just so perfect, I love the way her and Emily are both so sure and confident, even with Hina being on her second day of the job. Like she knows she’s good. And also, that Emily likes her (and is hot) idk idk they’re both solid characters, but Hina has a very subtle pride I really like.

[theultimatekamehamehavoc]

Naegamigiri/Naegirigami/Tonaegiri/EGG ACCIDENTLY DOES DUMB STUFF (NOT CLICKBAIT1!1!11!!)

Makoto has a little tendency he does. Not that they didn't think he'd do this or that they were completely blindsided. It was more of a "yeah. neither of us have ever experienced this happening due to not being close to people via living with them sorta dealio" Aka, Makoto tends to accidently use their toothbrushes instead of his own.

Doesn't even notice until it's too late. It essentially happens when Makoto wakes up in the morning or at the end of the day where he' tired. Basically, he just lets his motor skills do all the work. It mostly happens at the end of the day though. Doesn't help that he isn't as nocturnal as Kyoko and Byakuya. His main thought process or lack there of is simple. Just, get up, walk to the restroom, grab a toothbrush, brush the tooths, go on with day, take 13 minutes to realize he used Kyoko's toothbrush instead and "ah, shoot..." Or like, the same thing for when he does it late at night but he only realizes he made a mistake days later cus he was too to recall a thing. The semi-secret doesn't last long though as the boy immediately spills what happened after he realizes his mistake. Kyoko's also a detective so was it reaaaally even a secret?! However, Kyoko and Byakuya have different responses to this both while being told and seeing it happen in real time.

Kyoko: When Maktoto told both of them, he kinda told her first before telling them both cus he'd know she wouldn't be too mad. It's kinda difficult to get her really pissed and seething anyway. She's a detective too so she kinda guessed something like this would happen to be honest. Or she already suspected Makoto was using her toothbrush from the bitemarks he was leaving. So, Kyoko didn't really mind. Most she really did was calm Makoto down cus the guy was talking a bit too fast during his spiel cus he was still embarrassed about it. While seeing it happen in real time, her reaction slightly varies. Depending on her mood, she's either just indifferent, a little amused, or she literally doesn't care. It's not like she was attached at the hip with her freaking toothbrush or petty enough to hold a grudge about it. Kyoko basically sees the situation as what it is; it's just a genuine mistake on Makoto's part. Plus he's just the kinda guy who's a bit scatterbrained like this. There's no need to snap at him too much. The girl knows Makoto isn't doing this on purpose to piss either of them off either. The guy just wants to brush his teeth and go on with his life. Nothing much. Also yeah. She could totally tell that Makoto accidently uses her toothbrush more than Byakuya's just from the bite marks alone.

Byakuya: When he learns about it, he is both a bit snobby about it, of course calling Makoto a moron for being too tired to notice the very obvious differences between all of their toothbrushes. At the same time, he's also a bit embarrassed too in a sense. He's just looking at the situation and thinking to himself that he could have just moved his own toothbrush to a better, more secure area to prevent something like this. At the same time though, he knows it's not the worst thing that could've been happening. Basically, Byakuya's way less indifferent about this. Mostly cus when he's brushing his own teeth, he's thinking about Makoto and how many times he could have used the heir's toothbrush. He's also just thinking about the germs too and soon bite marks Makoto keeps accidently leaving after a while. Like "Is he trying to ingest the damn thing now?" As for when he sees it happen in real time, first time this happened, he immediately pried his toothbrush from Makoto's mouth while the guy was just whining a bit in his exhausted daze. Byakuya then reprimands Makoto, calling him dumb again and telling him that the least Makoto could do is treat Byakuya's toothbrush with respect and not like a god damn chew tough. Makoto doesn't even remember this happening though cus he was just THAT tired. As time progresses, he gives less and less of a shit but JUUUUST enough to still be petty about it. Those toothbrushes are still premium Togami Conglomerate items! Premium content and construction! However, even with Byakuya's pettiness, he still slips up a bit and shows that he's not as mad as he's pretending to be like staring directly at Makoto brushing his teeth and complaining. He still puts his toothbrush in the same exact location he did before this discovery occurred both cus he's stubborn and he kinda doesn't wanna move it. It's far away from the other toothbrushes but still in an area that isn't tedious. And he just too occupied with other things to care about a damn toothbrush as time progresses.

At the end of the day though, the two are still going to love him even if Makoto's a bit daft at times and unintentionally becomes a thief. Kyoko and Byakuya will still set aside their differences and love this little guy and each other. They're a strong unit. Freaking toothbrushes will not change that! Not like he hasn't pulled something similar before like the iconic "accidently eats someone else's meal or treat that was meant for them" scenario which Makoto has also done. He just EXUDES this energy off of him. And golly. If it was a leftover pasta dish, hide that shit in a bunker cus Makoto WILL find it and he WILL at least nibble on some at the bare minimum. 8/10 though, Makoto does not do the bare minimum. He freaking eats that shit. And, by the time Kyoko and Byakuya find out, it's less that they found and and more of them already guessing this would happen after they realized that they didn't hide the food good enough and Makoto totally found the leftovers. Imagine if they secretly bet how much of it Makoto had on that particular day. Like, literal bets. Not to be one-upping the other but a little game the two just play together. That sounds cute.

[natsarrownecklacx]

Noooo because Im sorry now but it’s literally 2024 and I think some men need to be reminded of that because in the last week alone the amount of times I’ve had to deal with men treating me like I’m literally just some stupid little girl or just not rly like an actual human or that I don’t have an actual brain in my head and literally just OH MY GODDDDDDDDD

[poems-of-a-lover]

hey guys did u know im insane abt them

[rosehathawhey]

NEPO BABY BRAT: A Thomas Forrester Series

[pekodayz]

even tho i work from home i still feel like the unemployed friend who goes to their friends’ jobs and loiters around

[fumiliar]

toji has a secret tattoo, in a place hidden from the rest of the world. and you wanted to find out what exactly this man was hiding.

"where?" you asked one more time.

"nuh uh, no telling," toji shaking his head once more.

"let me find it then!" you got closer to him as you inspected him. you decided to make a plan, you'd ask him to take off a piece of clothing, if he hesitated, that's the spot.

"take your shirt off," you slowly observed the man.

"if you wanted my clothes off, could've just said so," toji taking off his shirt easily with one arm. "do-"

"your pants," you continued, as the man raised his eyebrows.

"do you want to fuck me or something?" he took off his pants, leaving him with just his boxers in the middle of the living room. "quit staring won'cha, my eyes are up here."

you were lost, no hesitation in any of his movements. his skin was clean, in all the places you'd expect a patch of ink, there was nothing.

"give up?" toji taunted as a smirk slowly came to his lips.

you had an epiphany, his lips. you walked closer to the man, looking pitifully as if you were a kid who got their lollipop stolen. as you got closer, you leaned for a kiss. slowly, your hands reached for his face, landing on his bottom lip. you pulled his bottom lip down finding the tattoo, "kiss me" right on his inner lip. jackpot!

"YES!" you jumped in happiness, releasing his bottom lip. before you do your third jump, you felt large hands grabbing your waist, immobilising you. he lifted you up, your legs wrapping around his waist making you see him eye to eye.

"don't be too excited, now this is a secret between me and you, no one else doll, no one," toji emphasising the last 2 words glaring at your smile.

"ok, kiss me," before toji could respond, you smashed your lips to hip making him shut up, giggling in between kisses.

note: firm believer toji is a man who got a tattoo bcs of a silly dare.

[classyrbf]

dad bod!toji who’s still the big, muscular man he is but you can tell he’s gotten older and his metabolism has slowed down a little bit. He’s gotten chubbier in his arms, thighs, tummy. Not to mention, he’s started to gray and grow stubble on his face, the perfect salt and pepper mix. Toji says he hates it, always moaning and groaning about needing to hit the gym but you…? You fucking love it. It takes everything in you not to ravish his right then and there, wanting to pounce on him every second of the day. You’re always kissing up on him, grabbing on him, dragging him to the laundry room while the kids watching tv so you could have a quickie. And he’s so confused on where all this extra energy and affection has sprouted from, but he loves it. You’re always so eager for him, fucking your self on his cock, him waking up to you kissing his neck and stroking his dick, dropping to your knees and giving him head without his asking. He wonders what he’s done to deserve all of it.

He’s standing in the mirror one late night with his shirt off, examining just how chubby he’s gotten. He’d be lying if he said he wasn’t a little insecure, thinking how gorgeous you are and how you shouldn’t settle for him. “I’m losing myself,” he grumbles. “What’s going on, baby?” You walk in the room, a smile immediately on your face when you see his shirt is off, definitely a sight to see. “I need to head to the gym is what’s going on.” He flexes his muscles in the mirror. You giggle and walk up behind him, snaking your arms around his waist. “I think you look so handsome with a little weight on you,” you whisper in his ear. “Does something to me.” You nibble on his ear before trailing kisses along his jaw, and that’s when Toji realizes why you’ve been so affectionate with him, like a lightbulb going off in his head.

Just mere minutes later, you’re riding him like your life depends on it, slamming your hips down on his, creating a sticky mess between you two. “S-shit,” he pants, “slow down, mama—fuck!” His bruising grips on your hips only tighten the faster you ride him. Your pussy sucks him in with each thrust, clenching around his throbbing cock. “I can’t…you get so me so hot and bothered, baby.” You grin, running your hands down his chest.

He swears he could cum right then and there, with the way you were riding him and that look in your eye, he was ready to give you another kid. And now you were kissing his neck, moaning and whimpering in his ear. “You’re so perfect, Toji,” you mewl. “Fuck me.” His eyes roll back before fluttering shut. “Keep going, yes, yes, just like that, mama. You’re gonna make me fucking cum,” he groans. You keep that same rhythm, squeezing your pussy around him, milking him. He suddenly wraps his arms around you, holding you in place as he thrusts up into you, the sound of skin on skin filling the room. “Ah, fuck!” You cry out, your cum dripping down his shaft. His thrusts grow sloppier and harder and next thing you know he’s filling you up, pushing his cum deeper inside of you with slow thrusts. Laughter erupts from your chest as you catch your breath, kissing him slowly and passionately.

“Mmm, goddamn,” he huffs, pulling you to his chest. “Now I finally know why you’re so goddamn horny all the time,” he chuckles. You blink up at him with a small smirk. “Can you blame me?” You trace patterns on his skin. He can see the look in your eye, that hungry stare you’re giving him, wanting more. “What are you thinking about, hm?” He caresses your cheek. “Oh nothing…just how badly I wanna give you some head right now, but I’ll wait.”

[readwritealldayallnight]

Simon ‘Ghost’ Riley, who from the moment he laid eyes on you, has only ever referred to you as his wife

You, this sweet little thing, running through the halls on base one day when you turn a corner and nearly run headfirst into the Lieutenant, who’s walking alongside Soap

“Oh! Sorry about that, sir.” You told him, never slowing down in your hurried pace as you snuck around his large frame and continued down towards whatever you were evidently late for

The only reason his gaze had followed your retreating form, was that unlike everyone else, you had met in his eyes when you spoke, even smiled warmly up at him

That one smile and he was done for

“Who was tha’?” The sergeant had questioned, seeing Ghost’s attention still fixated on you.

“Think that was my wife.”

“Yer what?!”

Simon ‘Ghost’ Riley, who makes it a point to let everyone know that you are in fact his wife

Well, everyone apart from you apparently

He would certainly never abuse his position as a Lieutenant, but some new recruit had the audacity to whistle at you as you walked by? Well 100 laps around the base don’t exactly run themselves

Another soldier saved you a seat next to him in a briefing? He can enjoy scrubbing toilet seats for the next week in that case

Someone actually had the bollocks to ask you for your phone number? Perfect, he needed a volunteer for demonstrating hand to hand combat to the recruits, medics on standby of course

By the time he properly introduces himself to you for the first time, it’s understood by everyone else around that you are, for all intents and purposes, Mrs Riley

Simon ‘Ghost’ Riley, who listens to you tell him your name in a voice that resembles music to his ears, hardly bothering to remember your last name, seeing as it’ll be changing soon enough anyway

“You can call me anythin’ you want, love.” His deep, gravelly voice had sent shivers down your spine, cheeky smirk widening beneath his mask. “So long as you call me, that is.”

By the end of your first date, (you were sitting alone in the dining hall and he wordlessly joined you what do you mean this isn’t a date) he’s wondering if you’ll insist on a ceremony or if he can sweep you away to the nearest courthouse and make this official, slipping a ring onto you finger and his cock into you

You had laughed when he put his number into your phone and named himself ‘Husband’, certain that the man was only messing with you, some kind of hazing that you apparently weren’t aware Lieutenants played on the new communications hire, but it was only fair seeing as he’d saved your contact under ‘Wife’

Simon ‘Ghost’ Riley, who is over the moon every time you play along, even if he knows you believe you’re only playing

“Ach, thanks Lt. Just what I needed.” Soap said, seeing Ghost’s approaching form enter the common room, holding a steaming cup of tea in each hand

“S’for my wife. Get your own.” The older man gruffly replied, sliding the mug onto the side table next to where you’re curled up on the couch, reading a book

“Aw, thank you honey.” You giggled, smiling up as him with an expression he thinks would taste even sweeter than honey if he were to run his tongue across your upturned lips

“Happy wife, happy life, sergeant.” Ghost shrugged, ignoring the other man’s pout, landing next to you and reaching an arm behind you across the back of the couch

“God, maybe I really should keep you.” You’d laughed, reaching a leg out to dig your socked toes into his muscled thigh, teasing him

Grasping your foot into his large, strong hands, he began massaging it, uncaring that you were only two of the many people in the common room, not when you looked at him like that, smiling together as though you truly were nothing more than a married couple

Simon ‘Ghost’ Riley, who surprised you one day, insisting he needed your help with something crucial off base, and drove you to a local shopping outlet to look at none other than dresses

“Is there some sort of party happening?” You’d questioned, confused out of your mind

“Suppose you could consider it a party.” He’d answered, leading you through the many racks of dresses, you noticed were all, very conveniently, white

“Now while you’re lookin’ through dress sizes,” he’d added, taking your left hand in both of his. “You know your ring size? Got my own shoppin’ to do ‘round here.”

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[loveanddeepdick]

ᯓ★ babydaddy!toji would never admit that he got jealous when you were around guys your age. he’d never get insecure, no, but he felt a deep pang of jealously in his chest. like he prayed that he had been born later so he could be more similar to you. your relationship with him was complicated. you were dating on and off but finally just settled as friends with benefits (who took care of a ridiculously cute baby together).

your parents often asked you why you dated a guy who was less than a decade away from being your father. your friends did the same too, not seeing the appeal in being with a “broke old man”. you never understood why toji just scoffed and looked away. it was out of character since he’d usually just cuss people out.

babydaddy!toji who let his jealousy show a little too much when you ran into an old high school friend of yours while you were out shopping. toji had to piss and you were waiting outside when he came up to you. shit, you didn’t even recognize him at first and the conversation was merely small talk but when toji came out, he had his arm around your waist, his hands coming down a little too low.

“this is your uh.. boyfriend, yeah?”, you friend asked, his eyes immediately going to the hand on your waist. most people just assumed you were single again.

“you could say that..”, you sheepishly replied, trying to swat toji’s hand away.

“tsk why’re you acting like i didn’t just dick you down and you didn’t carry my baby, ma? course you’re mine”, toji scoffed, looking away.

your eyes dart from your friend’s to his and it finally clicked. he was jealous. with a small smile, you excused yourself and tugged on the hem of toji’s shirt, signaling him to walk out to his car. the walk there was filled with short protests from him and silence from you. of course, he didn’t mean it, he loved this kind of attention from you. as you got to his car you rummaged through his pants pocket to grab his keys—not being shy to graze his dick—and unlocked the car.

babydaddy!toji who’d never admit he was jealous, even when you two were making out in the middle of a mall parking lot with your hand on his crotch.

“admit it, you still—ah, you still love me and you were jealous”

“course i fuckin love you—fuck yeah,keep your hand there—we’re long over, ma. didn’t you say we were just friends with benefits?”

“you’re avoiding the question, toji”

he had his hands all over you at this point, tugging at your shirt but you pulled away and furrowed your eyebrows.

“admit that you were jealous, old perv”

“fuck—fine. i was jealous. i hate seeing you with men younger than me. makes me feel old. happy now, doll?”, he leaned in again, grabbing your face as you kissed back with a smirk.

“yeah, i’m elated”, you grinned, trailing your hand up to play with his dark happy trail and dipping it in his sweatpants.

“don’t be a fuckin brat, ma. m’gonna give you a second snotty little shit if you keep this up”, toji growled, trailing open-mouthed kisses down your neck and onto your collarbone

“yeah?“, you smirked, tangling your fingers in his hair as you guided him down, “keep that promise and maybe we’ll get married”

babydaddy!toji who was definitely going to take you in the backseat for hours. fuck driving home.

babydaddy!toji who nearly died at the spot from the news of you being pregnant not with just one baby, but twins. you ended the year with a ring and a freshly painted nursery.

[joculatrixster]

The other anons are wrong and weird you're right about the weirdness of abusive Scott headcanons stay cool :D

thank u anon lets skip off into the sunset bc i appreciate open dilouges about fandom issues even if my default state is either 10 paragraph essay w FACTS and LOGIC or like. a silly court jester w jeers and jibs. no inbetween

[2jimbi]

“megu—“ gojo stops when he walks in on you and megumi kissing.

you immediately push yourself off megumi and you can feel your face heating up intensely.

megumi’s worse—you sneak a glance and you can see his face is drained of any color. he looks at the floor, ashamed of his life and rethinking every decision that led up to this.

“megumiiii,” gojo says in a sing-song voice. you can hear megumi groan under his breath. the poor guy hasn’t even said anything other than his name, but he knows what’s to come.

gojo’s eyes widen. “is that lipstick on your neck?” he gasps dramatically. “my megumi! don’t tell me you’re doing all this behind my back?!” he whines loudly, shaking megumi’s shoulders.

megumi pushes gojo off roughly. “leave me alone! don’t you have other students to bother?”

gojo has a shit-eating grin plastered on his face. “awww, are you shy? perhaps a little embarrassed? i mean, i did walk—-“

“get the fuck out!” megumi yells. he drags gojo out of his dorm and slams the door. then, his attention turns towards you.

he lets out a sigh of relief. “really? lipstick stains?”

you shrug sheepishly. “i didn’t think it’d stain that bad!”

he shakes his head and weakly laughs. “yeah, okay. you owe me.”

“a kiss?”

“a few.” he smirks.

you giggle. “shut up and come here idiot.”