#smii7y - power washing with my unfortunately paid intern
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vanosslirious · 9 months ago
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Kryoz: Do you know what bricks made out of?
SMii7y: Go ahead.
Kryoz: Not fucking stones!
SMii7y: Ah, you're dumb as hell.
Kryoz: What is it made out of?
SMii7y: Clay.
Kryoz: Which is...not a stone.
SMii7y: It becomes a stone because it's hard...
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vanosslirious · 9 months ago
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SMii7y: Good job, John, I'm very proud of you for finally getting paid.
Kryoz: I got paid less.
SMii7y: *laughs* Yeah, I didn't earn that much for that one, if I'm gonna be honest, it was a lot. It was pretty tedious.
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vanosslirious · 9 months ago
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SMii7y: Can you imagine getting 15% off waffles at a diner because you're gonna jump off a bridge.
Kryoz: I mean, that might stop ya...
SMii7y: Yeah... *laughs* That's the way they do it.
Kryoz: 'Hey, if you don't jump, we'll give you free waffles~'
SMii7y: Well, not free, come on, 15% off.
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vanosslirious · 9 months ago
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Kryoz: I think the whole back of the plane is clean at this point.
SMii7y: Yes, yeah...plane?
Kryoz: Uh, yeah, plane.
SMii7y: Plane? This is a helicopter.
Kryoz: Yeah, plane! What's the difference?
SMii7y: Fair enough.
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vanosslirious · 9 months ago
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SMii7y: You already got your pay, alright. You don't need anymore.
Kryoz: *mocks SMii7y* Oh, wah~ I have to pay my worker~
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