#smh sharing your man with other men

[scandals-r-us]

migs, crawling in with like 30 broken bones by his eyelashes: hey babe sorry im la- xina: Oh so you make time for other men to smash your ass into the ground but you don't make time to smash MY ass in the ground? smh

[muntitled]

Oh my!! I just read your lee know req and god please spare me my knees are weak. Can i request a lee know dilf? I’m sure its perfect!! 💗 btw i love you take lots of rest! Mwah!

𝐒𝐮𝐠𝐚𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐒𝐩𝐢𝐜𝐞

Pairing: Lee Minho x Fem!Reader

Summary: Dating a single dad who coincidentally happens to be your next-door neighbor does not come without its fair share of hardships (and fun)

Warnings: Language, Humor, Domestic Fluff, Single Dad AU, Secret Relationship, Smut +18 (Minors DNI), implied age gap, Brat!TamerMinho, Bratty!Reader, Oral, Dacryphilia, Needy!Minho, Slight DDLG, Dom/Sub undertones

Seriously so domestic, you have been warned <3

Dating had always been difficult, and up until very recently, you had been perfectly content as an unwilling participant of crush culture. Seldom men have grappled your attention, and the ones that do are often doomed to give you the ick. Every man was either too loud and obnoxious or too nonchalant and non-empathetic. You had given up on dating altogether until fate sunk its talons into your love life.

What're you wearing?

The message came at the dead of night while you lay supine on your couch. Minho rarely sent text messages, preferring to call or email like the archaic man he was. It sent you crazy with admiration.

Wouldn't you like to know?

You grinned as you sent the message back, chewing anxiously at the ends of your sleeves like you were a child awaiting their scolding.

Yes I would. That's why I asked.

Almost immediately, you could tell Minho was needy. He was naturally very blatant and authoritarian, but he became even more so when he found himself slipping into arousal. You could picture him through the screen, and the mental image had your stomach warming with delight: his hair shaggy from his hands running through it all day. His dress shirt, unbuttoned. And perhaps maybe he was reclined backwards on his big leather couch. Nursing is phone in one hand a whiskey tumbler in the other.

What are you wearing.

Comes Minho's message a second time. This time, the tone felt far more demanding despite being the exact same words. You immediately knew that if you would not comply quickly, you might be in for a punishment. Oh how you adored punishments.

Wrong punctuation. It's 'what are you wearing?' No full stop. And you have an adult job? Smh...

You're so undeniably tense that you fear your jaw might crack from the pressure that it's clenched and you hold your phone close to your screen. For 60 agonizing seconds there is not response and you can definitely picture the look on Minho's face with his tongue poking tje inside of his cheek while he shook his head and murmered a quiet and appalled "진싸" to himself.

Come over. His next text reads. The kid's asleep. Come over.

You dreaded taking the very short walk to your next door neighbor and boyfriend's apartment and yet, the opportunity to piss Minho off even more is just too difficult to pass up. A slow smile grace's over your face as you send back an 'aye aye captain' before slipping on your slippers to make the short journey to his apartment.

Before your fist even hits the surface of the wood, the front door is ripped open and Minho's pulling you inside. "You've been holding out on me?" He grumbles, before forcing kisses down the side of your neck. "Why?"

In a flurry of trying to kick your shoes off at the front door as Minho leads you both to the couch. You try to control Minho's frantic groping at your sides and try to ignore his bulge pressing against your thigh. When pulling you onto his lap, you're not quite sure what to make of your thoughts and emotions.

All you feel is a sharp pinch on the skin underneath your woolen sweater and you yelp, "What the hell-"

"Answer me?" He says, glaring at up you with an aura of seriousness. Your legs ached as you straddled Minho's lap, and conversation seems impossible. "I wanna know why you suddenly think it's okay to start being a fucking bra-

"You brought it!? I can't believe you actually brought it-"

A small, excited gasp cuts through what was to be the most embarrassing scolding of your life.

Like the breaking of an ancient spell; you and Minho push back from each other on the couch, you detangle your limbs and you keep a distance. You're almost grateful for the little boy padding into the living room, tiredly rubbing his eyes.

Minho watches his son run towards you on the couch with furrowed eyebrows. Nothing but confusion swims across his darkened irises, and you shrug slightly before uncovering the thing that has apparently been in your hands this whole time. Minho had been so clouded by his own lust that he barely saw the children's book you had clasped in your hands. He watches how you and his son exchange pleasantries like long-lost friends. The both of you practically beaming.

He is only able to intervene on your very important conversation when he notices you handing his son the book.

"Woah- hey, what's going on?" Minho's hand instinctively goes to the back of his son's head as he looks down at you curiously, "What's this?" Minho asks.

"The reason I'm here," you make awkward little jazz hands which Minho's son finds very amusing before you clear your throat. You give Minho an inconspicuous wink.

"Your son... he-"

"I just can't stand how you read bedtime stories to me, Dad."

Minho swings his head downards, his eyes wide.

"You said you liked how I read-"

"No, Dad," theres a roll of his 4 year old eyes and you smile, "You like how you read. Its not very fun for me-"

And that's how you spent a majority of the evening reading a bedtime story for a sleepy little boy until he finally slipped away. You didn't mind it. The story was buying you some time from what you knew was a very aggravated Minho, and all you could do was chuckle to yourself as you read.

This was all so incredibly short-lived because the kid eventually did fall asleep, and you could feel your insides twist as you closed his bedroom door, making your way back to the living room. Every step you took felt like you were skinking deeper and deeper into the earth, and you swallowed very thickly when you rounded the corner to find Minho staring idly at the wall. He was slouched slightly on the couch with his shirt unbuttoned even further.

As you rounded the couch, you spied an empty whiskey tumbler on the coffee table. You shiver.

"Had fun, then?" Minhos hisses almost petulantly.

You roll your eyes as you lower yourself onto the couch beside him.

"If only you weren't such an incompetent bedtime reader then I wouldn't-"

But his hand was already squeezing at the base if yojr throat and you gasp, raising and lowering your body as your lips parted in what was very clearly excitement.

"You and this fucking mouth-"

"A-Are you going to punish me?" Minho regards you for a split second underneath the shadow of his lashes before he breaks out into a chuckle. You tilt your head in confusion, which is only tripled when his hand goes from your throat to the top of your head. "Good girls aren't supposed to like their punishments, are they?"

He knew what diction to use to have you slipping into subspace, and all you're able to do is nod as you shift closer to him. You lick your lips, so completely rattled with tension of all the endless possibilities. Would he spank you? No, perhaps that would cause far too much noise... would he edge you-

"Only slutsnlook forward to their punishments, you know that?" Your nipples tighten against the fabric of your sweater and you nearly moan again. Minho's hand on your head is so heavy, so unmistakably manly it has you spiraling.

"And punishments are no fun if you enjoy them." The hand on your head gets heavier and heavier.

"Minho-"

"Knees." It's all he says before you're toppling to the ground at his feet. Your heart is pounding out of the confines of your very chest, and you lick your lips suddenly feeling so incredibly dehydrated as Minho drags you to his knees. He sits back, letting his head rest on the back of the couch as he says, "You know what to do, don't you?"

The weight of your punishment suddenly hits you tenfold as you bring your shaky hands to undo Minho's belt. It wasn't a 'punishment' at all. Not in the way you wanted.

Instead, Minho was quite content letting you pull out his cock and service him. Making you wait as long as he was forced to.

Minho's jaw clenches when you pull his cock out of his briefs and the sound has your bottom lip trembling.

"P-Please, Minho,"

"Shut up," he mumbles into the air with his head still thrown back and his eyes squeezed shut.

Consequently, you nod into the open air as you spit into your hand and begin to pump his hard length with every bit of precision. You can feel your clit beg for some kind of friction to the point that your need becomes painful.

"You're too slow," he whispers, clenching his eyes shut in frustration, "Too fucking slow." You speed up the pace, watching his lips fall open and feeling utterly intoxicated by all the pretty sounds Minho makes for him all from the both of your hands wrapped around his cock.

"F-Fuck-" You twist your wrist, suddenly spurred on by his reaction.

"I don’t want your hands," Minho huffs, "I want your mouth" and you bend your head dutifully before closing your warm mouth around the head of his cock. Minho's head immediately snaps up from the couch, and he is completely and utterly wrecked. He digs his fingers into your hair, forcing you down onto his cock, "Make a mess. You know I like it when you make a mess, Dove," You're practically whining around his cock and he hisses.

Trails of spit and precum drip out of your mouth along with nasty tears that run down your face, reddening your eyes. Minho's cock twitches in your mouth at the very sight of you. "Look at you," he whispers, "Fucking look at what a mess you are for me," You're nodding frantically, his large cock hitting the back of your throat now-

"I'm gonna fucking cum in that pretty mouth of yours and yojre gonna take it, aren't you, baby?" He frantically moves your braids out of face, all the more the see your completely fucked out expression despite not even receiving any stimulation. It has him lifting his hips to rut into your mouth and just as you choke, Minho's voice cracks, "Shut a good girl," he praises as he looses control, "Shut as good fucking- FUCK-" His cum fills the back of your throat at an alarming rage and yourenforced to clench your toes and swallow, there was no other option. He pats down your head lovingly as his hips snap up against you and you whimperbsnd moan around his cock, only prolonging his orgasm

"God, you're so good to me, baby," he whispers, coming down from his high but not without any aftershocks, "You're so fucking good to me,"

<3

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[z3rinn]

# #. COTS AND CUDDLES !!

featuring : linked universe ! It seems that a mix up has occurred when renting rooms in the nearby inn, leaving the group with nine rooms instead of 10 !! but what's this ? the links offer to share a room with you ? what an interesting turn of events.. hmm, but just who do you pick? a zelda version of my twst post !!

this is my introduction to the lu fanbase !! luv yall and I hope you enjoy !

# #. TIME

Time offers you his bed with a gentle smile on his face, hands on your shoulders as he carefully guides you to the bed. His voice is soft, promising that you'd be in good hands while laying with him.

He laid beside you, his back to your front, as to not make you uncomfortable. Its silent and still for a few moments, before shifting closer to him. You can't help but press your chest up against his warm back, throwing your arms around him as you giggled. Time stilled, feeling your face press up against his built back. He chuckled as you fell asleep, a soft smile forming on his flushed face.

He doesn't shift much as the night goes on. Besides cuddling further into you, he sometimes turns on his back, laying your head on his chest. Time's arms wrap around your body, as the two of you snore the first of many nights away.

# #. TWILIGHT

Twilight takes your hand in his as he brings you to the room. Sweat dripped down your face as you looked back a the other boys- Twilight didn't even ask! He just straight up dragged you. But honestly? Could you really complain? It was Twilight for gods sake. It was a dream come true to just be besides him.

You lay on your side, facing away from Twilight as you try to rest. You can't help but notice how his eyes seem to be piercing thru you. He shifts onto the bed, your back to his chest. You could feel his breath against your neck as he shuffled closer into you. Oh my god. This man was going to kill you with his stare- jasajkqdkauiksuef. Twilight chuckled softly to himself, noticing you squirm uncomfortably. Before you knew it, however, Twilights hand wrapped around your waist.

You couldn't sleep much that night. Maybe it was because you didn't want to bother Twilight by moving in your sleep. Or maybe it was because you were too flushed to do so. Between his soft breaths against your bare neck, accompanied by the way he slightly rubbed your waist as you slept. You were never going to be able to sleep at this rate. Either way, Twilight had an amazing night.

# #. WILD

Like Twilight and Time, Wild offers his bed with no hesitation, that smile on his face growing even more so once you agree. He grabs you by the waist, carrying you bridal style all tye way to the bed. You couldn't help but the thoughts that ran over you due to his eagerness.

Wild falls asleep as soon as he hits the bed, meaning he's all over you as soon as he falls asleep. His legs are thrown over yours, arms wrapped around your waist in a tight grip. He often moves around in his sleep, and drags your body wherever he moves. No matter what you try he just won't let loose, it's honestly better to just let him hold on and move around until he wakes up. He's a great cuddle buddy tho!

Sometimes, late at night, you may catch him cuddling into your chest, listening to your heartbeat as he sleeps, his arms are wrapped tightly around you, as a small smile grace's his lips. It might even grow if you pet his head as you rest side by side.

# #. SKY

Sky is the kind of person most people would want to sleep by. He has a calming personality and a gentle aura that just draws you towards him. So how could you ever say no to his proposal?

He lays face to face beside you. His beautiful blue eyes gazing deeply into yous. Seriously what was with these men trying to swoon you at every turn smh. Although Sky seems like he's trying to start something with his alluring gaze, he sticks to himself. His hands and legs stay on his side of the bed, although, while the two of you lay under the soft blanket you may feel him brush up against you.

Deep into the night, however, Sky lets his body relax against yours, hands and legs intertwining with your own. He held your hands in his own, his body pressing up against yours. His head pressed against your own, as light snores left his lips. You cant help but smile at him. Sky loves sleep. But he loves it more when it's with you.

# #. WARRIORS

Warriors gives you a flirtatious smirk as he asks the question- but deep down you know he's squealing like a little girl finally getting to talk to her crush for the first time. It was funny watching him act all Macho as he laid on the bed, raising his eyebrows as he beckoned you over. This guy is a total nerd istg.

Honestly just to spite him it'd be kind of funny to just sleep on the floor- but then you remember that he's actually a pretty boy so can you really say no? No. You can't. At first you may think he'll be all up on you as you lay together- but in reality he just sticks to his side of the bed, out of your space. Little words are spoke between the two of you, just a quick goodnight with a gaze that leaves your heart melting, before he's off to sleep.

It doesn't take that long for either of you to fall asleep. But soon Warriors arms come to wrap around you. He’s holding you close to his body as he succumbs to sleep. Too close in fact. It’s as if he’s hugging you to death with how tight his grip is. However, you cant help but snuggle into him. It's not uncomfortable being in his arms, in fact, it may just be one of the best hugs you had ever experienced.

# #. LEGEND

Legend probably didn't invited you to sleep beside him. No, it was probably your fault that the two of you were stuck together. Instead of him inviting you, you invited himself into his bed. Honestly, its kind of funny.

He's probably scooted all the way towards the edge of the bed, facing away from you, and frowning in annoyance. The two of you definitely sleep back to back, no questions asked. Mainly because if he caught a look at your sleeping face he'd get all embarrassed for sure. There's is no contact or words spoken between the two of you, just utter and complete silence as he tries to sleep.

But deep into the night he shuffles closer to you, burying his head in your chest for warmth and comfort. His arms wrap loosely around your hips as his legs press against yours. It's very tempting to take a picture but you decide against it, keeping his head there for the rest of the night. When he awakes he's in a for a major surprise!!

# #. HYRULE

Hyrule is immediately nervous when he poses the question. Would you say no? Ugh that'd be so embarrassing for him if you did- would you even ever talk to him again? All these doubts consume his mind- rushing in on a never ending loop- until you agree with a smile on your face. That's still doesn't stop how nervous he is while laying besides you though.

Its awkward for a bit as you and Hyrule lay on your backs, staring up at the ceiling as you talked the night away. He relaxes as time goes on. His hands are laid across his chest, a smile on his face as he speaks. You converse about his adventures, world, and vise versa. He spoke to you so kindly and gently. That you couldn't help but giggle alongside him.

You talk deep into the night, but suddenly the waves of tiredness consume you both. Accompanied by the cold air and the long and excruciating day you just went thru, you almost fell asleep immediately. You and Hyrule cuddle close for comfort. It's hard being in a different world- away from all your friends and family. But being besides him made it just a bit better.

# #. FOUR

Four is a bit embarrassed to be sharing a room with you, yet he gravbs your hand, intertwining your fingers as he leads you to the room. He tells you he can shift into his minish as you guys sleep. Giving the both of you more room and space in the bed. Yet you disagree, mainly because don't want to crush him obviously-

So instead you just cuddle him close to your chest, holding him against you as you 'immediately' fall asleep. You can feel him tense and squirm around in your hold- yet he doesnt dare do anything. Four can't move- that would disrupt your sleep! His mind is running, his face flushing a deep red, ad he feels you hold him tighter. How the hell was he going to get out of this?!

He settles down in your embrace, slowly succumbing to sleep after his mini heart attack. He moves up your chest slightly, resting his head just below your neck. His legs intertwine with your own as his hands wrap around you in a tight hug. You can feel his soft, yet hot breathing against your neck, making you smile against his forehead.

..

Honestly just make a giant dog pile with all of them and sleep together. That'll be fun!

I love all these Links <3

[harlowsbby]

Back Outside

Liked by sza, urbanwyatt, lilnasx, chloebailey, jaydawayda, latto and 2,557,000 others.

yourinstagram we back outside this summer or what? 🤪

latto newly single this summer? 👀

yourinstagram @latto I don’t kiss and tell 🤫

lilnasx the caption though? what’s tea?

druski2funny say it ain’t so?

urbanwyatt jack said unblock him 👨🏼‍🦯

tmz @urbanwyatt oh? what’s tea?!?

yourinstagram @tmz the tea is jack harlow is a cheater.

Liked by lilnasx, druski2funny, urbanwyatt and 1,658,000 others.

tmz rumors have been swirling that @jackharlow has cheated on @yourinstagram with his costar laura! we weren’t able to confirm these rumors at first… at least until today! looks like a “friend” that was in Jack’s and Laura’s close friends leaked these! We’re assuming Jack didn’t have his now ex girlfriend @yourinstagram added to this list!

Seems like he was keeping these on the low! And based off these captions via the photos while Y/N was sleepin Jack was creepin

lilnasx damnnnnnnnn I wonder who leaked the close friends?! 🤪

druski2funny @lilnasx man you’re fake as FUCK how you gonna do that to Jack?

lilnasx @druski2funny I’m just as fake as that fake ass chain you wear around your neck

druski2funny @lilnasx yeah ima head out 👨🏾‍🦯

urbanwyatt how much could I get if I leaked a video of the two of them making out?

neelam @urbanwyatt URBAN LOG OFF

sza this is why I don’t claim pisces’s men

Liked by urbanwyatt, druski2funny, lilbaby, nemo, champagnepapi and 1,887,245 others.

jackharlow focused on me.

lilnasx how come as soon as a man gets caught cheating he’s suddenly focusing on himself 😂

sza @lilnasx CLOCK THAT TEA

druski2funny stay strong player 🙏🏽

jaydawayda this is so pisces coded I can’ttttt 😂

lilbaby I’d just go ahead and delete this if I was you man

champagnepapi words of advice jack just leak your nudes like I did and they’ll forget all about this shit

urbanwyatt y’all he spent all day crying believe it or not #don’t #believe what you see in photos

lilnasx @urbanwyatt I am ROLLINNNNN

Liked by lilnasx, sza, chloebailey, jaydawayda, druski2funny and 3,999,000 others.

yourinstagram anyways here’s a fun little video to distract y’all from all this mess….

druski2funny a whole thing of toothbrushes why the hell do you need that?

yourinstagram @druski2funny I leave one at every man’s house ima be with this summer 😌

druski2funny @yourinstagram oh 🧍🏽‍♂️

urbanwyatt you so greedy why do you have plastic forks and knives 😂😭😂

lilnasx I’m surprised you ain’t pull out no burger

sza 😂😂😂

jackharlow that lollipop looks good do you wanna share?

yourinstagram @jackharlow boy.

Liked by tmz, urbanwyatt, lilnasx, ellamai, jaydawayda and 999 others.

theshaderoom well we know one rapper that won’t be boo’d up for Valentine’s Day and that’s @jackharlow! looks like he must’ve seen @yourinstagram recent instagram post!! Look like she’s boo’d up with rapper @quavo are we here for this relationship roomies?!

lilnasx oooo she got herself a chocolate man I love this for my good sis

druski2funny I love this for her but I hate the face that she ain’t with me smh

lilnasx @druski2funny you know what lemme not go in on you 💀

sza love this for her!

urbanwyatt ooo jack is screaming and kicking and sliding now the walk rn

neelam @urbanwyatt URBAN BE QUIET

(Hope you guys like this I had no idea what I was doing 😭)

[happypotato48]

Wandee Goodday EP 2 Unhinged Tangent Thoughts

"Previously on Wandee Goodday Z. Doctor Wandee set his eyes on Mr. perfect Doctor Ter, but before the battle even starts our hero Dee got hit with the "I only like women." now after humiliated defeat, Dee rise up to meet his new challenger Yor-yak Phadetseuk. can our hero finally get to taste delicious victory or it he going to forever be consign to life of vanillaness. find out in this episode of Wandee Goodday Z!"

To zab or not to zab? an age old question, asks to themself by every repressed Homos that ever live.

Bitch! you just got offered free dick. and this hunk of a dick nonetheless. get off your high horse and go ride this bull of a man instead!

So you people probably figured this out by now. but yes Fluke is a really poppular thai boy name for millennials and gen z. i literally knew like 10+ different Flukes form just my school days alone.

Cher can you share your man with me. pretty please 🥺

Fuck you! how dare you wink your god dang eyebrow like that! เห็นใจคนไม่มีผัวหน่อยสิครับ.

Eyebrows!

Men, can't kill them, can't live without them.

Ok wtf, how is this dumb horny show give me the feels right now. Ohhhh those eyes, god damn those eyes. it's like staring into a hazy morning field touched by a gentle first daylight. i wish i could get lost in them forever..... anyway Hot man me likey!

I don't go there but Yak fursuit game is weak. forking amature smh.

Tank tops! hubba hubba. thank you show for putting all the men in tank tops. i will forever be in your debt.

No thank you. i really don't like this trope of a character getting saves from sa that so prevalent in BL and romance genre in general.

This man is a husband material, Dee. you better not break this poor man's heart. or i swear to all the lords of hell, i will bring down calamity on your ass.

Oh hello stereotypical gossipy gay. your kind was one of the first queer representations we got on thai tv. you walked so these BL boys could run, thank you for your service.

He's so beautiful. i love him and his magnificent eyebrows so much.

Cool grandma! i love her style so much. also loved that she asked Dee how the hell he still can't find a man. freaking savage.

จะเอาหัวเอาหางหรือจะเอากลางตลอดตัว ก็ได้จ่ะ.

"Moan harder" and "play with that longer" i'm fucking dead. this is so hot! ahhhh yessss i love this so much. this is how you do sexy. other BLs take some fucking notes!

This is so fucking tender. my heart is melted.

Oh my, this Ep whewwww. the tenderness expressed by Yak is something that i didn't know i needed, but i'm 100% loving every goddamn second of it. Great is such a great actor (pun intended.) and this version of Yak is already better than his book counterpart.

[akutasoda]

HELLO HELLO 🐊 ANON. IS BACK HERE WITH ANOTHER WEIRD AHH REQUEST OR IDEA WHATEVER :333, soo may i pls pls request bsd men with a fem reader who is literally Krul Tepes from Owari No Seraph :D? Like she is an all mighty vampire queen idk i just saw her wiki but i dont know how to describe her personality 😭😭 i saw the anime a long time ago and i dont remember anything smh😢😢😢 but anyways thats all, could it be crack and fluff? :P the characters would be Fukuzawa (can u tell im a bif fan of this ancient man:3) Bram, Dazai and Mori (ofc if you write for him)

So heres the idea, fem reader like i said is a vampire too like Bram, she is a member of DoA but she didnt joined to 'end wars' she joined to end with humanity, like her wiki said 🤓🤓 she sees humans as mere cattle. But her wiki didnt said anything about her personality 😭😭 so i guess shes bratty and laizy bc she looks like it lol i love her sm.

Anyways thats all i have to say, if u dont want to make the request is fine i have other few ideas too lol, take care of yourself and drink water, thats all ty for reading me <3 also i saw u have a lot to write from other requests, no matter how late you make this one, take your time, the least i want you to be is stressed, byeee 🐊🐊

vampire among livestock

synopsis - how are they with someone like krul tepes

includes - dazai, fukuzawa, mori, bram

warnings - fem!reader, fluff, slight crack, wc - 755

a/n: hello hello anon!!!! i haven't actually watched or read ONS in ages either but we do love fukuzawa here.. take care of yourself aswell <3

osamu dazai ★↷

↪rather amused by the fact that the doa was harbouring two vampires among their ranks. and in honesty, he figured that you were probably just as concerning as bram and you both needed to be kept an eye on.

↪extremely intrigued when he heard that one of them, you, held the title of a 'queen'. he didn't understand why but it was interesting nonetheless and was curious as to how one obtained such a title.

↪mainly you for the fact that you're goals simply didn't stop at 'ending wars', you had a much wider goal of 'ending humanity' as a whole - seeing them as only mere livestock. this reminded him of fyodor a tad but atleast he only went after ability users.

↪your natural pride and temperamental nature definitely gave you an advantage at reaching your goal. dazai also sought a great amount of amusement from hearing your confident talks even when in battle.

↪what was also rayher noticeable was how you took a more natural role of leader even when you really weren't meant to - whether or not the other members would assist your goals or not was still unclear.

yukichi fukuzawa ★↷

↪the doa was already a loooming threat as is, he didn't need to learn that they had gained another member who also possessed vampire traits. it certainly was a concerning factor for the ada.

↪your rather excitable and outgoing personality definitely reminded him of a certain great detective, your slight bratiness didn't get really help either. that same sense of pride was definitely prominent aswell.

↪it was certainly interesting that you didn't share the same goals as your colleagues, not like you had to but it was certainly intriguing. although your goal was certainly more alarming and serious than just 'ending wars'

↪to him, your views on humans were certainly interesting... to say the least. he'd never ever seen someone that viewed humanity in such a derogatory way yet be so insistent on their beliefs.

mori ougai ★↷

↪for the most part, he stayed out of the doa affairs personally - only really sensing his own people to get involved. but he couldn't help bit become intrigued when news of two vampire like people being involved.

↪especially when he learnt that one of them allegedly held a title of 'queen', of what he didn't exactly know but it surely wasn't an everyday title. the same one who also apparently never held back in putting people in their place.

↪your goals, per say, were also extremely intriguing. seeing humans as mere livestock that would do anything for personal gain. he could see where you were coming from.

↪the natural sense of leadership that you carried certainly was challenging to overcome, especially paired with the pride that you carried yourself with. ypu certainly could become an issue, especially when you're desire to achieve your goals clearly wouldn't be stopped so easy.

bram stoker ★↷

↪when he first heard of the new member and then found out they were a fellow vampire like him, he was both relieved and slightly intrigued.

↪relieved, as he felt like you could be the only tolerable member of the doa. he didn't exactly want to be there and the people he was forced to work with weren't exactly the best. so he figured someone like you would be his only hope at getting along with.

↪intrigued, as he'd never met another vampire before - sure there were the one's under the influence of his ability but they were practically brain dead. you would be thw first vampire he met that he could actually talk to, even more intrigued by your title of 'queen'.

↪surprisingly enjoyed listening to you ramble on about how humanity were mere livestock - it was either that, complete silence or listening to fukuchi. bram could see where you were coming from and he could definitely help you if he chose to.

↪im honesty, he thought you were a better leader than fukuchi. you always took on a more authoritive role and he preferred when you did so, even more when you'd shut down fukuchi.

↪your temperamental nature could be a bit much for him sometimes but he adjusted to it when you started talking to him more often.

taglist - @little-miss-chaoss, @vi-chan07

[drthugitout]

My ver of dream :00000 AND RANTS ABT MY AU

I ws going for a more princesssy vibe if ykyk if ya like dream do u wanna have more hc on my au in stuff

So a lil rant, but this ver of dram takes place ofc after the whole being trapped n stone thing passses but more in the mist of trying to save his brother, not knowing that he’s already dead ((couldn’t be me type shi.))

He’s way more trusting and open arms meaning he could eager hurt easily, even if your mean he just assume he need to try harder to make you happy or to trust him n vice versa.

He’s also just not good with helping ppl who don’t want to be helped which his can never understand especially with people like killer or early on cross and even sometimes ink.

He can’t read. I mean he can read but not to the best.

Dawg hates getting treaeated like a child, he’s not a child he’s an adult man, yes trapped in stone for a long time sucks and he dose have some problems with not getting a lot of adult topic but prefers for them to get explained and not gatekeeped, with that in some ways even core could be considered more mature then him ((not like they aren’t though))

He gets wat to excited for missions but it’s not jus him so do ink and swap that dose change though

He’s not above overworking himself for the greater good no matter what it is.

He’s scared of going blind, random but it makes sine seeing as he was practically Lind for 500 years trapped in some weird purgatory.

Yes he try’s to make every one happy but if there’s really nothing he can do he won’t keep trying to make you better n be near your negative ahh.

Sometimes British.

His magic is sometimes hard to control as ink describes it he’s ’rusty’ training with him and swap so they all can up there strategy’s

Continuing the theme of the last hc of this au, he hates fighting especially and of corse against nightmare, from his eys he got stuck in a endless loop of nothingness for years only to wake up the the sweet kinda kid he knew as his brother know the most well known asshole across the world, along with getting teased and pushed during battle against nightmare for nights own sadistic personal gain, AND HE JUS LETS IT SLIDE BCZ HE WANTS HE BROTHER BSCK it actually hands to be stud dyed how overlooked that is.

He can fly, to some existent. Nobody is truly sure how?! But he can.

Trap rap scares him like that aggressive stuff ((I also don’t like it I LIKE MY RAP CATCHY N MUISCAL NIT HEADACHE RACING)) He also don like hardcore rock

The king along with his right hand men. ((Ink and swap)) along with core

His main friends are just the main sanses besides the bad guys.

Loves cosplayer n dress up

But HATEDSSSSSS holloween

To scared to accept his friends as family dispute how close they act the fact they sometimes live together feed each other and share clothes, I luv them<33

Hes open to showing affection in almost every way so yes he dose so time give ppl kisses on the cheeks and hugs and say how much he loves them bcz ipit brightens there day.

Gets annoying headaches from nightmares voice mainly when he yells, it just brings back pain and damn, that sucks. Smh smd

He’s seen as royalty but hates getting treated like that as he feels like he shouldn’t be looked highly in for what he dose ((mainly because he feels like he should be able to do more, and hates that he can’t help everyone mainly because of his childhood))

lowkey fuck them villagers.

Cusses n it catches ppl of guard but for him it’s not shown as bad at all

Says some things that would get him canceled but doesn’t know that so he has to get explained that

One when angered he best nms ahh n once night left came to the realization of what he did n cried, ink swap and pretty much everyone were so proud though.

Everyone is his best friend

513 ((A GROWN MAN))

Actually scared of octopus/ squid’s ect. Like when he would cry cuz nightmare scares the fuck out of him. ((He actually got over his fear a bit with freshs parasite

Sleeps in dirt, a weird calming thing for him especially since he like to sleep in the sun. I dunno his ass weird but yeah needs sunlight like a plant.

Swap carries him around somtimes I dunnod I jus though that was sweet

Also wears anything, this goes for slot of the skellys n my aus but he would wear the most gorgeous ball room dress ever n never bat an eye.

A rly good singer. Who can play the piano kinda sometimes.

Hates wearing headphones or annoying boarding noises.

For some reason he dependent on helping cross mainly him because of how bad he feels but how much he relates to him especially after that one battle with nm around when he gets closer to cross n more open to the fact most ppl suck. He stops being less of a bitch.

Seen as the leader even though swap would make a better one out the three

Along with his sleep he doesn’t have the best eating habits swap of then haveing to help him out and vice versa as they love overworking them selfs

The thought of a muiltverse overwhelmed him. A lot. ((Cuz ur saying I gotta make allll these ppl happy? Damn.))

WEAKER BECAUSE THERE ARE WAY MORE NEGATIVE AUS THEN THERE SRE POSTIVE PLEASE UNDERSTAND THAT NIGHT HAS A HARSH ADVANTGE

his smiles contagious.

Ngl the drawing kinda gives “I will fight n the name of Rose Quarts n every thing that she believed in.” Very Steven universe coded though.

Can’t flirt or take a romantic hint

Pretty gender neutral

He pokey prob likes gross food btw like nuts, ew.

His highest priority is children as he projects on the highly.

((Note I came up with half up these from the top of my head, I don know hc were so easy, n I don even like dream like that))

That’s most of my hc but yeah there less silly fun ones n most jus to do with his character n my au.

Uhhh he likes frank ocean.

[thegreymoon]

The Story of Minglan

I have to study. It's so late and I am so tired. I must pass these fucking exams and I know nothing. But I must also know. WHAT. HAPPENED. WITH. THE. PIRATES. 😭😭

Just a few minutes. Please.

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I wanted to yell "PRIORITIES!!" at her when she grasped this doll as she was drowning, but.

I remembered that I too have dolls I would totally jump into the river for. However, mine are too delicate and there would probably be no saving them if they got soaked.

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GU TINGYE??

LMAO, of course 🤣🤣 He's been saving the Sheng siblings from pirates from the moment they met!

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Ugh, cutie baby 🤗

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LMAO, what is up with that beard??

I am not a fan.

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WAIT, WHY DOESN'T SHE RECOGNIZE HIM?

***

LOL, what is this nonsense?

It's literally been days since they last saw each other, a few weeks at best.

***

What a joke, smh. I hate it when writers pretend we are imbeciles and think that they can get away with nonsensical rubbish like this.

The beard is ugly, BUT COME ON! You saw this man literally days ago, he still looks the same and sounds the same. Why was this necessary? This is honestly insulting.

***

I'm still fascinated that Sheng Hong put an old woman, a fifteen-year-old and a bunch of useless maids on a boat and just let them sail across half of China, bandits be damned!

Why were there no men, no guards?

***

I also want to know.

Other than fanservicy coincidence, of course.

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Seriously?? 🙄🙄

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Eh... from everything I've seen so far, I am not convinced that she is not better off being the daughter of a water pirate 🤔

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MTE.

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Minglan and Tingye, minding their own business:

IRL footage of me:

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LMAO, I love Shitou 🤣🤣

MTE, where did this come from?

I mean, an army is a great place to build a career if you have no other choices but you have to survive it first! How will it do your illegitimate daughter any good if you were to die?

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Aww, happy old people make my heart melt 🤗

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Yeah, because two dead maids are nothing to think about. It's not like they were actual people or anything 🙄

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Why do all the girls have the same last syllable? Hualan, Molan, Rulan, Minglan, Shulan, Pinglan, etc. But the boys share the first syllable. At first, I thought it was a gender thing, but the Yu sisters, Yanran and Yanhong, also share the first syllable. Also, I thought it was customary in ancient China to give all kids from the same generation a name that started with the same first syllable?

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LMAO, are the grannies back to matchmaking?

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Wait, is this the guy he saved in the forest?

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Ooooh, imperial relatives, you say??

Imperial relatives that Gu Tingye saved and are now his friends that owe him a debt of gratitude? 🤔🤔

My plot senses are tingling!

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Oh my god. Bandits? Again?? 😑

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Are you kidding me?

I am not a fan of this Pinglan. She seems like a reckless idiot, in addition to being a boundary-stomping, attention-seeking know-it-all.

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OK, I am not keeping up.

I don't know anything about Chinese history. Are these characters based on actual real people?

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LMAO, the blank expressions on everyone's faces 🤣🤣

Sometimes, parents can be so embarrassing.

[celestie0]

you know why he feels entitled to eat the peach cobbler ingredients without asking??? YUP, the patriarchy made him believe he’s welcome to everything he wants. can’t fucking stand him…

STAND STRONG READER (i’d have folded the first day but luckily she’s stronger than i am). i love that he’s feeling bolder with his advances 😭 he’s both clueless and strangely in tune with readers emotions and i really love that. this gojo is such a green flag i wanna fight him so bad 😩 i wanna know what was going through his head when he just went for the kiss (probably “she’s so fucking hot” or something) at that moment

their banter is so addictive and i love that they keep each other on their toes without being straight up mean to each other. also love that gojo backed up y/n with everything that’s going on with Juno, he couldve just let everything play out but he backed Juno and y/n up every step of the way even against his own sister, i love that so much 😭

as someone that has also gone through caretaker’s fatigue… i really get what she’s going through. it’s hard to realize how you flourish when you’re away from it all. i hope she doesn’t let the guilt eat away at her because we know her mom wouldn’t want that for her.

this is all over the place so i’m really sorry! i can’t help but gush over this story bc it’s just that good 🙂‍↕️ but in all seriousness, i really hope you’ve been doing well. i will be here no matter what you decide for you and your stories, it’s genuinely the least i could do for the authors that share their work with us. i appreciate you letting us read your stories and i really do hope life is being kind to you. TYSM and i can’t wait to read whatever you have for us 🥰

hiii makimais darlingg pls i look forward to your ihm reviews so much :”)

LOLOL fr. i think its so funny how im so down bad for gojo but at the end of the day he’s still just a MAN smh 😂😭🙄 ihm reader will never be any man’s peace

both clueless but strangely in tune w her emotions is sooooooo ihm gojo like you pretty much summed him up right there LOL. i feel like he saves his self awareness energy for the moments where it really matter and then the rest of the time he’s just vibing no thoughts head empty LMFAO idk thats kinda the vibe canon gojo gives me so i wanted to emulate that in ihm gojo :)

yes! tbh i love it when men choose u over their family 😂😂 is that strange? like not in a super overbearing way but idk when guys start to kinda put u up there over their family in terms of priority thats kinda hot asf to me so it was fun writing a lil glimpse of that in the recent chapter

aww i hear you, and i’m sorry. i too have been a caretaker n one of my closest friends spent two years taking care of her dad before he passed away and i could see the physical n emotional toll it all took on her :( it really is such a complicated situation, but absolutely guilt is such a huge part of it, and it’s hard to shake that feeling

thanks darling!! you’re too sweet. you have a wonderful rest of your day <3

[monta-02]

I'm going to suck the fuck out of Rowan, then move onto Lawrence. Always go for the rich man last. He's the real pick. ;) [I'd cheat and go back to Rowan ngl. Lawrence too controlling, he ain't gotta make up rules for shit imma not do anyways. But just cuz he said no imma do it, Rowan at least just knows I won't do it.] smh, two hot and sexy men. I'm feral rn. i'm sure y'know who I am anyways imao but anons fun

Gonna rant for a bit because now I have ideas--

Though Rowan and Lawrence would like each other, I do think them actually hating each other is a funny thought too, especially if they're obsessing over the same person

Lawrence and Rowan would start being passive aggressive at first to each other, and it'd end up with one of them dead if they can't work out a compromise, which the chances are unlikely since they both hate sharing what's theirs ;)

I feel like Lawrence would act calm but be VERY scary if he found it his partner was cheating. Like "where were you today?? oh really, at a friend's place? :) well your texts say otherwise."

While Rowan would just break down and be like, "wHY DONT YOU LOVE ME??!??!?!?"

[enchantechante]

I always feel late to the party when it comes to catching up with your posts.Lol.

How are you?I've just been catching up with the postings and geez,the gals have been going through. Unfortunately,many of us can relate to them.Some men are just clowns and actually never change,they just switch up partners and have the new partners thinking the ex/ex's were everything but a child of God when they were the main problem.

One of the asks that irritated me(I haven't gone through all of them yet)was the one about the man who post about women who wear weaves,makeup,lashes and so on.The man who was once with a woman like that and she apparently broke his heart to the point he had the balls to get on a public platform and talk trash about women who do decide to wear all of those things.....now he's with a woman who's natural and does not wear those things or at least not as much.

There is nothing wrong with wearing those things or choosing not to but there is definitely something wrong with a man who degrades women who choose to because he got his feelings hurt by a woman who does.Smh.

To be real,if one of my family members or friends got with a man like that,I would be questioning her mental state.Sounds like he has some issues that needs to be resolved instead of getting in a relationship with a woman who clearly needs to question why she wants to be with a man like that in the first place.

I've had my share of men,ones who love women who wear weaves etc/ those who don't,and one thing I've discovered is most of them lie about the type of women they really want because the one/ones they wanted rejected them or used them in some way so they say.

I also look at men sideways who degrade women who wear weaves etc because I don't do thongs like that and I've been natural since birth,34 years.So I be damned if I get with a man who thinks I'm going to allow him to uplift me by putting down other women.

Sad enough,my ex was just like that guy.The woman he was with before me was a hairstylist and makeup artist.She supposedly used him so he would post stupid stuff about women who wear a makeup etc and also would post about single mothers with multiple fathers of their children (she has three with different fathers) and would no longer let him be around them because she got in a new relationship.I left him after seeing those postings on Facebook and Twitter.I was embarrassed at first because I had no idea.

How could I be with a man like that?Why would want to be with a man like that.I love myself too much to deal with a man like that and I believe if a woman gets with a man like that knowing his views then she ain't shit herself, just like that man.

"I be damned if I get with a man who thinks Im going to allow him to uplift me by putting down other women."

BARS!!

So many good points you hit but this one right here?! This is a blog for specifically Black women here for Black women bc theyre Black women.

Ive definitely tried to break up w an ex over some posts he made that seemed prejudice towards trans-women.

Social media is really exposing peoples character.

Dealing w your personal biases in your mind-space is to be expected. But when you hop yo monkey ass online and start that bs smh

[phoenixmosheh]

Moses & His Wife Talking to the Tribes

Did you all learn nothing from the Terminator movie prophecies...several movies have been made...humans are so smart they are stupid...

(Robots Held a Press Conference and this is what they said...(in case it disappears (youtube)

(this doesn’t sound at all like Samjaza (Satan) trying to copy The God of Spirits the original creator by having you all be comfortable slaves while creating replicas (copies) of what God would not give him “his own creation.”) 

I love how in this video the threat seems to be more about robots taking human jobs...the robot is low key like “jobs?... you mean your lives” *cough human replacements. 

Imagine your entertainment being future prophecy...lets not all wait until the last minute to think about this... (One of the robots in the video looks like Sonny from I, Robot lol https://youtu.be/nShgPJpdocQ) ...anyone remember when Sonny had a dream from his creator? (copycats)

Back to Phoenix Mosheh’s analysis on Bioweapons

Link to Pandora’s Box (Biohazards Playlist) (I had to hide some of my playlist because of thieves (copycats) and haters...

What if I told you in World War Z these people were not zombies...they were exposed to neurotoxins causing chemical imbalances in their brain (mental illness) which led to people losing their minds slowly overtime...you’re welcome.

Zombies or Chemically imbalanced Crazy People Just Waiting to be Admitted 

New York stop walking in those swarms of aphids...they are chemically engineered in a lab and aphids can be used as viral vectors for neurotoxins and other disease causing agents...lets not forget they have that homeless law to cherry pick which homeless people need to be put in to mental health hospitals...I wonder why? What are they looking for?

https://youtu.be/RsfzvQ2DRXA - New York’s Mental Health Plan 

Its not that I don’t believe homeless people need help with mental illness...but what happens when you give your politicians who have mental illnesses themselves authority to create scenarios where you all are homeless...and now you are being involuntarily admitted. (but what do I know homelessness will never happen to you...carry on.)

One of the copycat concubines I expose in this blog who puts menstrual blood in peoples food to keep men bound to her through spellwor currently looks like this right now... right basic betch?.. take off that bonnet...don't feel bad for her she's bald because she's a spellwork homewreaker not because she has cancer. Be careful she'll post a fake donate to me pagemasking herself as a cancer patient do your research people. Even worse she'll use your picture or your child's to get donation. (Smells of catfish and is catfishing others smh...you were better off stealing a catfishes energy (identity) than mine).

- Scene from Victorious Jade Shaves Cats Head

I had to show that concubine who’s boss and who’s me and which man is mine... idiot! ( and I don’t want to hear your sad “Phoenix Mosheh” is mean complaints... when you haven’t even clicked the Copycat Brat Link below to find out the whole story...I mean this concubine wasn’t even in my class for the group project I did all by myself (Phoenix Mosheh) and she tried to get extra credit for my project and committed identity fraud in my name...absolutely not)!

https://youtu.be/O3neOqVGE1c - When your marriage contract in Heaven still applies on Earth Tarot (let no man seperate what God has put together idiots!)

Find out more about this Copycat Brat using this link: 

https://www.tumblr.com/phoenixmosheh/708912007430242304/paternity-fraud-when-you-get-word-from-god-that?source=share 

Don’t forget to switch on your tumblr “MATURE” settings if you are 18 years or older so you don’t miss the exposure of these conmen...

Also, I made this blog for my husband King Elias for educational purposes and to trap his concubine...so if you run into something and it sounds like I am talking to myself (AND IF I AM???!!)...  you probably should mind your business or click the copycat brat link up above, so that you have a better understanding about what is going on...otherwise do try and remember nobody invited you here today ma’am/sir.

NASA is working to prevent an internet apocalypse | The Noon...

(Uhm...Yes...Blame the Solar Storms that’s not suspicious)

I love that the newscasters were smiling and laughing about having no internet...*shrugs* “do it for the gram!”

King Elias finally running the race with his real wife:

Queen of nothing and I am fine with that... just because you lay claim to a word such as "Queen" or "Italian Seasoning" doesn't mean the world's definition of what that word is suits its original origin or meaning.

A Queen does not need followers or clout to feel valuable, confident or thrive; nor to feel seen by total strangers who smile in her face, while secretly plotting on her downfall (thats called Stockholm Syndrome & Slavery)...

it's more than being born or married into a family and walking out of a castle to wave at your peasents who for some reason don't even know why they like you beyond attractiveness and a title (spellwork); a title based on no positive forward movement towards economical changes for these peasents, if this positive forward movement threatens their royal rulership or power pose.

...if that's what a Queen is ick, ew, 🤮. I'd rather be the Queen of nothing (not interested thanks for asking).

Living a peaceful private life with no drama is my dream, that is why you failed at being me basic betch, we are nothing alike...and when I want to be seen... I'll be seen! You attention seeking harlot demons.

Anon international script:

This morning I saw a ghost...wait like the Holy Ghost? ...liar!)

Anon international Link- If I were my enemies I wouldn't allow me to get any older.

Youtube link #2: Sigh...When China is about to look like the anon trailer above...(don't become a racist it's not all the Chinese people at fault... it's called having leaders from all around the world who talk about you behind your backs and plot on your downfall.. just because your leaders don't tell you this is going on in your own country, does not mean it's not already in your country ...don't be a slow person thinking you are superior, these leaders are made up of all colors of the rainbow).

Most people give up when they don't have anyone following their cause or there is no monetary gain. They start becoming suicidal, depressed and anxious when people don't like their outlandish content and become disloyal to their own ideas beliefs and moral based on the number of follows or unfollows they recieve; a measurement of how valuable or invaluable your existence is I guess...

(Is that why many lack authenticity these days?)

You don't hold no rank 😘 🎶-GoldLink Crew

After 3 1/2 Years My Test is Complete. (First Giving Honor to The God of Spirits...I literally slept on benches in 30 °F / -1°C weather to get to this point and almost died in the process.. Big Thanks to My Enemies, Haters, Betrayers, Copycats, The Basic Betch, Elias... etc etc I couldn't have done it without you all).

https://youtu.be/Al1ckXxa5zM - Checkmate

Do you know where the original story of Dune was derived from? Take a wild guess. (Be careful who's content you try to copy or lay claim to (steal) we love the Jewish people too but they were not built for concentration camps. It looks like our enemies mistook you for The Melchizedek oops.)

Back to Elias & his Birthright

https://youtu.be/8g18jFHCLXk - Dune 1

https://youtu.be/_YUzQa_1RCE - Dune 2

https://youtu.be/e44QilQbvB0 - Last Knights

There is a tarot reading link below:

Tarot readers are not witches, they have a gift from God to read energy, souls; this does not mean all people with these gifts are bad. It just means people have free will to use their gifts for good or bad. If you get offended by curse words, try to imagine how you would feel if someone put menstrual blood in your food, tried to sacrifice you, stole your work, attempted to steal your identity, murdered your family, created fake accounts in your name to get money from innocent people etc.

All this in order to continue misleading the public, obtain a fix of clout from their church congregation, fame, fortune and a following that is going to unfollow them as soon as they find out.

Ew, how ghetto...right?

(Our enemies seem to think the people we use on this blog are ghetto...well if they are ghetto...I will take ghetto over supporters who are supporters of friends and family members of people, who put menstrual blood in people's food any day. Ew...is that your friend on purpose?

Some of these people have used these gifts on people who have actually died in exchange for their gifts after a demonic sacrifice...would our enemies like to reveal who these victims are or should we...? I'll wait...we still have some time to look like we are talking to imaginary friends...until these settlements are over, and they make the news, giving them the clout, they have always dreamed of!

One Nation Under God

Why are most of the tarot readers on youtube starting to repeat this message or story over and over again to the point where people will get tired of hearing it? Just like the crazy weather that has been occurring all over the world (heatwaves) it's important for people to come to the conclusion on their own that something is out of the ordinary, strange or supernatural. Eventually, these readers will catch on and think "why the hell are we all saying the same thing or talking about it." This is called training them to be on "One Accord" or "In Harmony..." Sound familiar?

https://youtu.be/43OAnD5phRk - Get Your Popcorn Ready Tarot Reading

End Credits:

https://youtu.be/ZCvy_cD6J_0 - Malcom and Marie Fight Scene

https://youtu.be/vPmzXqscrVQ - Malcom and Marie Bathtub Scene

https://youtu.be/_5-ZPfX6HwI - King Elias' Wife Acting Out The True Intentions of the Basic Betch (Concubine) he chose over her 😘

https://youtu.be/UjXU1TlzivE - Thank you Marie!

You're Welcome.

Last Pregnancy update for Elias

Abba told me not to be like that basic betch and keep your children from you. Only these ones are your real children. Look at you winning.

I have hyperemesis currently under control.

In my opinion, hyperemesis happens when your spiritual senses are overstimulated due to enviornmental stimuli. The reason many doctors don't take it seriously is because they do not incorporate spiritual knowledge with biological wisdom and fail to diagnose patients based on both.If you watch youtube videos of people with hyperemesis they may complain that something as simple as the "curtains moved" "their husband breathed or brushed against them"and this stimulus caused them to start feeling nauseas or an episode of vomiting. This illness is their spiritual senses becoming overactive and because many don't have experience with the spiritual side of themselves, but have "sensory gifts or traits" from God, they become blindsided and unable to control or focus these gifts during pregnancy. Keep in mind many have been on birth control or take medications that can cover up these symptoms (nausea, headache, pain) symptom you may experience naturally during your menstrual cycle, which is supposed to help you build up a tolerance to the stimuli you experience during pregnancy. When a woman gets pregnant they usually stop eating unhealthy foods full of hormones and toxins, they stop birth control, they try to avoid medications that also prevent you from feeling certain stimuli during a period. So imagine what is going to happen, if you have dormant sensory gifts and all of sudden they are allowed to come out and play...you are going to be sick, because you've never played with your gifts before and now you feel like you can hear the floor vibrating or the house shaking and you want to throw up. Your spiritual senses are over-reacting to protect your baby from outside stimuli that could be a possible threat due to lack of control you are unable to turn off or desensitize these sensory gifts. The medication prescribed may help, but it's most likely causing something in your body to become sleepy, or less stimulated in the mind (brain) so that you can function and feel human again. But again this is watering down your spiritual gifts. I may throw up but I can function without medication not because I'm better than anyone but because I have more control over and awareness of my spiritual senses. Yes , rest is important because the less you move the less stimuli ambush you create. Take care my fellow sensors lol. (And don't hate on the medical community they deserve props for how far they have come saving lives with the knowledge they have and if I get shot, I would hope they don't let me bleed out lol).

https://youtu.be/oPdd0s72oA4 - Hyperemesis

(6/21/23 the #10 Elias, Abba wanted me to come and thank you for all the new groceries this guy took me to the bank with him and went into his savings just so he could provide. His exact words "we're a part of capitalism again!" He also made sure to tell me he got me onion bagels but not to eat the pizza bagels because they have cheese (dairy) and he bought me a cake from a local bakery but got all sad because it was made with whole milk..(its the thought that counts) . lol. My bank card came in the mail so I was finally able to order new clothes because mine are getting a little bit snug around my midsection. Something hilarious... I don't know what you have done to these cats but I noticed they no longer sleep in my bed but they will stare at me all night from 8 ft away like there is a barrier between us. I blamed Gabriel for being so ancient and ugly and told him to leave the cats alone. But he advised he was not the culprit it was you being territorial. If I go up to the cats and pet them they are fine but if I am in my bed even if i call them they just sit and stare like "this is as far as I go betch." I guess these boundaries ended up being for the best though the black cat I mentioned in precious blog post is always throwing up his food, the other day I was gonna clean it up. But Gabriel told me it has some kind of infection and needs to see a vet ...and to stop being nice and petting it all the time (that's the sad part... I tried to tell the guy but he thinks he knows everything soo yeah). The security gaurd lady and his wife are taking off time from work in 2 weeks to take me to another location(no its not a two week notice, i told them im leaving in two weeks and they offered to take me on a road trip to my destination...) ...oh and the gift I got you is heavy, so I hope to see you soon because I'm not going to make them carry it. God wants you to know your gifts are working and you are doing something... I wish I had someone like me in the past that would acknowledge and confirm that my gifts were working and I wasn't crazy...but noo I have to wait! Get some rest and you better be eating ♥ (also I'm still getting enviormental channeling which means the things that happen to this man are similar to what is happening to you and these basic hoes you were in a polygamous relationship with i.e loss of job, the security gaurd lady and her husband were once in a polygamous relationship with the "guy." (And this girl that no longer wants anything to do with him that he still cries over to this day). This guy is very narcissistic, prideful, rude at times toward those who don't make at least 60k a year... but he just needs to be humbled...hes not a bad person. He lost his job for 3 days and couldn't sleep, eat, threw tantrums and had no sense of identity...would text me in the middle of the night asking if I was sleep because he couldn't find a job and needed someone to talk to. He even told me he used to go to strip clubs and take pictures of the women on poles with their consent (his version of art). During this time, he's also had no money to fill his gas tank up and asked for me to ride with him in case his car stops and he has to push it. (This is a channeling of what you may have gone through and what my enemies are currently going through a season of loss) (humbling). Remember when I posted a message about them casting spells over your pet ...well this man's cat is sick sick a channeling of backfired spellwork. Honestly once I leave I'm pretty sure his life may get worse because God always provides for me and the roof i am under. He doesn't even believe in God...it's always science this and google knows everything with him.

https://youtu.be/uTX3r11OoO4 - Pregnancy Tarot (Bedridden? ... we shall see) I don't get what new thing you people have been waiting on in church...you ask God for a new thing and then get mad when God sends you the new thing every time...makes no sense. Why do you have a bible you Pharasees?! Could it be for the love of money again? Sore Losers as always. And you might say well if we got rid of them before we can do it again..Each melchizedek has a purpose..Adam and Eve had gifts to create and multiply they weren't built for wars, rebellion, a idgaf attitude and destruction. Hello. 👋

The security gaurd lady made me a money app account and someone donated to it. I offered the guy the money so he could buy me a specific protein powder but he told me I should save my money and then he ordered the protein powder for me along with groceries out of nowhere (your gifts not mine) He also lost his job the next day and I'm pretty sure blacklisted himself but hes not going to kick me out I'm going to leave by my own free will.

I've made it past the week where God considers these trickster demons to be actual babies (fetuses). I called them trickster demons because the other day I slaved over a pasta salad that I was craving and had to give it all to the guy, when I couldn't eat it without wanting to technicolor fowl (like any of it). When he asked me why I couldn't eat it? I just told him that it just taste different. He ate the whole bowl in one day.

No I don't drink sodas. I drink a lot of water and teas and eat small meals ...grains, starches and high carb foods, smoothies and salads with a variety of beans. I also prefer honey over sugar. I switched out dairy for oat milk and use plain coconut yogurt to make sauces.

I also have to be careful of the cooking ware I use in this guy's kitchen because he will sometimes boil or fry pig (pork) in the same pot I use to cook rice in...which can cause cross contamination. I would actually have to sterilize the pot...right Jews? The smell is nauseating I live in the bathroom every time he cooks until the smells goes away... I don't think he's noticed ( I'm a quiet puker. Tmi?)

I can already feel flutters especially at night. I am told there is a son you will have specifically who is a night owl like you and will like to wake up the others. You're in charge of the night shift babies. You have another son who has a territorial gift like yours. I found out when I was home alone and this man came to the front door to fix the air conditioner, but when I opened the door he stepped back like 6ft and talked to me from 6ft like I had a very contagious disease. But when the guy that owns this place came home, the a/c guy came inside and was fine talking to me for 15 mins about how cool it was at a normal distance.

I didn't know why until it happened again when he came back the next day to make the a/c quieter and did the same exact thing. God had to reveal that this to me though (I thought for a second the basic betch had somehow attached her stinky self to me).

Those are the only two babies, I've really been made aware of besides 3 sets of twins and a girl. I do notice that if I am in my feelings about you and going on ranting about how you did me wrong or started the process of pregnancy through womb healing (reiki healing/ God training Elias: oops 🤷‍♂️). (Elias' wife: son of a b*tch! Do I own my own fkn womb? All those years of virginity.) I start feeling really nauseas which translates to me: "Don't talk about my Father" . So, I catch myself saying "just kidding a lot." 😭

https://youtu.be/PNoBre11DUQ - Elias' Destructive Son

https://youtu.be/oPxqyTPjfqU - Elias Ex wife calls cps (this reader is smart she hit us with an anonymous black screen)

https://youtu.be/quXf_jvnU4M - Special Needs

https://youtu.be/h5lJTcChkoA - Catching a Theif

I'm also still very horny, so don't forget what I asked for. I don't know what you are used to but my im pretty tight down there...once my doctor recommended I get a pap smear because I had never had one and the doctor was too afraid to hurt me because it was so tight...so she put her pap smear tool away and told me to come back when I have sex. True Story. I was offended after she asked "how old I was" and "if I had a boyfriend?" before recommending that. (Like... Do I look like I'll have had sex next time I see you or something doc? What are you a prophet?) Sheesh. I have never been back.

Oh and I keep a journal with pictures of my tummy and progress so you don't feel left out.

That time Elias ex-wife tried to cast spells over his real wife's private parts out of jealousy and her black magic backfired onto herself ..(you men be careful out there with these golddiggers)

Elias delusional ex-wife clip:

https://youtu.be/b9gKxUXrWvI - Divorce Skit

Elias would like to congratulate his ex-wife and brother on the "fibroid baby" and the other child that she said belonged to Elias'... but the paternity test proved otherwise. (The jury has spoken: Elias had every right to leave this jezebel and her abominations behind).

https://youtu.be/v6NXVLe6dsM - Paternity Tarot

Jane the Virgin ( Elias is finally free to marry his real wife once again and like God intended)

I hope this puts a smile on your face. Stay Safe. ♥

https://youtu.be/aK-X2d0lJ_s - The Old Guard

https://youtu.be/hOiWSWLt-NA - What Happened to Monday

Pack Breeding

It's not a disease RH typing prevents incestuous relationships, its the bodies natrual way of recognizing incompatibility: (your cure is probabaly how that basic garden hoe slipped through the cracks)

https://youtu.be/Wi0FEUaZULs - RH Factor

https://youtu.be/4tH8IgoqLGM - Rh Negative

https://youtu.be/QcIy9NiNbmo - Bad Blood Taylor Swift

In celebration of this pregnancy and Elias being delivered from his witchdoctor ex wife binding him to her thru menstrual blood spaghetti...Heaven and all the Archangels watched this free movie currently on YouTube thanks YouTube. 🎉

https://youtu.be/3v8ZcvJUwas - Movie

https://youtu.be/uYuCE1UsyYo- Life Insurance (Tarot) You didn't tell your little congregation that your ex- husband (my actual husband) left you because he found out you were putting menstrual blood in his food (black magic) plotting to kill his real wife and then tried to kill him for life insurance money (inheritance) and the kids you had him babysitting and providing for were not his but his brothers...? TRASH. Whomever follows you, needs to work on their gift of discernment. Lilith confessed and moved on with her miserable self as soon as she was caught...not you though right? You are hilarious to me🤣

Elias' finally divorces his ex-wife and she decides to out herself as a horrible person by trying to make him out to be someone he's not (including attacking his masculinity...we all know you go both ways chill out dang no one cares you bitter widow witch.

https://youtu.be/jOQd-O0K7GY - Catfish (Pisces) Caught Tarot. (Just because these readers don't know your actual sign (birth month) doesn't mean I don't hoe. The reason it seems like they can't get your horoscope right is because they are picking up on the personality style of the horoscope they felt you were in during your criminal acts. Stay out of these readers comments! And just know that I know, ok thanks.

https://youtu.be/uQkLmp9Gm7c - Verbal a$$ kicking

https://youtu.be/bZWOXrYPSGQ - When you know the truth you can't get played

https://youtu.be/XwxLwG2_Sxk - Blinding Lights - The Weekend

https://youtu.be/aLbdfgY_IhM - The Matrix Trinity Escapes the Agents scene ( 🎶 God in 3 persons blessed Trinity...do you get it? Sigh...nevermind).

Bloopers 😂

Elias' Family Finding Out They Really Are Not Getting Any money...especially his greedy JEALOUS can't get a man without spellwork adoptive stepmother! I TOLD YOU SEVERAL POST AGO...you colorblind (racist) imbecile

https://youtu.be/GEpnuVGVw9s - 90 day Fiance

The Victim and Fasley Accused Takes the Stand

(FALSE accusations) : She (Elias real wife) is doing black magic against you Elias, she's just wants your money, she's a prostitute and she has children she doesn't take care of with another man and hiding an std...I've had sex with her before sorry bro... hahahahahaha shes crazy beccause all of a sudden you finding out she's reading the Bible and your beliefs don't match... Tarot VS. The Bible and I guess my skin color isn't good enough to be arm candy (but your ex-wife is copying everything I do ) This makes so muchh sense..

What I wish Elias had done is take out his phone with my phone number in it and nonchalantly asked me random questions to come to that conclusion on his own...just like his ex-wife and mother in 2020 made a fake facebook profile using his picture pretending to be him asked if I still lived at the same address trying to pinpoint my exact location once I switched my number.

While you were trusting everything these greedy lunatics were saying, when you could have just used your own experience and encounters you have had with me or at least pulled out your phone and communicated these rumors that were being spread about me right in front of your face; this fake family and wife of yours, that you wanted me to be jealous of was sending black magic to every location I was at..which is why God told me to delete all of my social media platforms and then move abruptly to a different location (my lease wasnt even up yet but the black magic they were sending was killing me so peace out betches). I didn't even know why I had to delete my social media at the time but I guess it was because your ex-wife (an actual prostitute & stalker that you have history of knowing is a prostitute and stalker pornhub) who you apparently married and had fake kids with due to falling prey to that pussy she sprinkled pigs blood over...was stealing my pictures trying to sacrificing my soul to Santa muerte in hopes that this exchange would pay off her debt and she could become a copy cat version of me (stealing energy or the soul/essence) and gain my inheritance by marrying you. GEE...why didn't I think of that? Maybe because...I don't do black magic...I use the natrual magic (google it)and traits God gave me, plus who wants to constantly pray and talk to a dollar store skeleton all day and a blow up doll (voodoo) out for blood sacrifices ew! Please don't ever show my picture to another woman (your ex-wife) especially one your fkn on the side, while you're talking to me...and then team up with her to do a love spell and spiritually stalk me because you miss me. A respectable man would have just texted me and finally asked me on a date instead of trying to force my free will. I was already in love with you dummy. Thanks

Modern Day Ruth & Boaz

FALSE accusations: She just wants your money!

Did you never think back to the exchanges we had at work or am I delusional? Work is the only place I have ever seen, experienced you. Did you see me talking to a bunch of men or staying to my fkn self? Did you buy me lunch or did I buy you lunch...Did I make it myself or was it packaged from a fast food place? When you asked me if I wanted something from the vending machine I always said NO! Did you take the time to get me anything for my birthday No but you got something for yours. When your racist grandpa died ...i was working night shift and even though I was working when you texted me drunk & scared about losing your father figure because you saw how sad he was about losing his father. Not only did I take the time out of my life and work hours to cheer you up, I even threw in your racist grandpa could probably still get into heaven because he's a human. Then I told you to get some rest and stop drinking. I never mentioned or brought it up to anyone else until now because I'm not the type to use people's weak moments to make them feel small (big ego a$$) unless I have to I DIDNT CHARGE YOU Sh*t! The only thing you invested in me was time, great conversation and Starburst and it wasn't even a whole pack because it was your pack of starburst. Damn, I even asked you once if you wanted to sleep on my futon...I guess you didn't but I still asked! AND I supported you and encouraged you when you got your stupid work from home position. At this point I don't even see you at work anymore we just chat on the group chat at work...and somehow you allow these idiots to convince you I am doing spellwork on you. MAYBE, Check on the woman (your ex-wife) who you got a restraining orders on in the past who you're miraculously married to and waking up to and who's slapping you in the face when you don't get her the right expensive gifts because she doesnt like sentimental gifts or she finds you masturbating to my old photos and starts spreading rumors about your masculinity to ruin your reputation or calling the policia to complain you touched her child or put hands on her when she's actually been sex trafficking her own child and has been beating you up as you try and protect them from her crazy a$$.

False accusation: She (Elias real wife doesn't take care of her children and spreads stds)

Uhm ... Did she mean the ones she read about in a tarot reading with the picture you showed her giving her access to the spiritual record (akashic records) of someone's past, present and future...giving her the idea that she could become me after learning I was destined to live a life of abundance with a husband (Elias) and his children ?

(JACOB (Israel) and his polygamous wives/family did something similar to Rachel ... no wonder why they killed her...it was like 4 female moms against 1 per the bible right? Bullying Rachel you can't have kids blah blah blah maybe if you stop doing womb magic on her out of jealousy she could have them ) You tell me Elias, Did all those children belong to Jacob or were they adopted ?

Back to your real wife just wanted money...

But your ex-wife, I'm sure she was getting money right? I'm sure she was going on dates and buying clothes that were labeled silk, but if not for the tag stating it was silk she wouldnt be able to tell the difference between silk from a thrift store and silk from a brand name store. (ALL I'm saying is maybe you should go off of your encounters and experiences you have had with people overtime paired with your intuition (God downloads) before you believe a rumor about someone coming from the mouthes of people who have actually taken your money from you)! Do your research next time that's exactly why you were paying for a child that wasnt even yours but living in house with you as you actually took care of it. (So that your ex-wife could collect even more of your money, while also living in a house with you praying she would become a widow as she poisoned your food in order to take your inheritance money). The f is going on people! 🤦‍♂️ Meanwhile, I guess you were stalking me (gangstalking) alongside her while I suffered and didn't even ask me once if I was okay while you both stalked me through tarot readings just like she used to stalk you. I keep trying to wrap my head around you were under a love spell by your ex wife and heavy root spellwork by your family so that I don't judge you so harshly. It's difficult.

ELIAS I am not saying this to make you feel bad or guilty.. we all have lessons to learn and i have been through enough of them to not care what anyone thinks accept God.

But I am not God and I do not always think the way God thinks...I think like a human and I get pissed off like a human and honestly its been really hard for me to look at these facts and what you could have done and not get somewhat irritated that you are going to be leading me and my children. Luckily, I trust God and if God says you're the one despite my "experience" telling me otherwise I guess I'll have to take a risk and see.

I don't expect you to be perfect or anything and it's OK to be scared sometimes and make mistakes..I don't expect to never be mad at you or the other way around ...but experience is pretty important to me so don't make me have to choose you over my experiences (evidence) again. Next time I'll find you guilty of betrayal because now you have experience.

By the way I've been rubbing my tummy and telling your babies you're on a military mission somewhere and I tell them 2 nice things I remember about you before you betray me (it helps with the nausea). ✌

(I can hear some of these crybaby garden hoes now this is blasphemy, you're a liar, round up these hoes, we don't want you here boohoo hoo ...if you got this far and this is you *rolling my eyes* shut up and mind your business before you and your bloodline get evicted, no one asked you to co-sign this blog you puppet..you should have been Rh- aborted...and you're lucky to be breathing air right now! )

https://youtu.be/eKCSxcMezeY - Elias and his real wife pinned against one another by his adoptive mother and polygamous wives (the gig is up)

https://youtu.be/-QID4M74ycg - Elias Adoptive mother and his concubine ex-wife work together to kill his real wife (his mom's a witchdoctor and a school principle unless she has an under the table PhD should we look into that next?). You know what ? I DONT THINK I WANT YOU IN MY BLOODLINE OR ADOPTIVE BLOODLINES. To think I ever encouraged him to show up at your "Christmas gift exchange" when he didn't even want to go. I would have encouraged him to give you some inheritance money too but you fkd up. Keep your side chick daughter in law you're just alike. Match made in Heaven. (and please don't die yet I want you both to be alive for your expose party).

https://youtu.be/Am4oav7v4pI - Elias learns his lesson and develops a backbone tarot

https://youtu.be/qfsS2lJWTUg - Much more advanced than tarot readers are the intuitive palm readers (stop greeting people with a handshake and giving them your fingerprints) Samjaza (Satan) is jealous of Humans or could you not tell (he's a hater). Samjaza: "but God you mean these humans still can get into Heaven after I used them to rape and kill Eve and I can't? But I was loved by you first!" Boo hoo 😢.

Stay safe out there and look out for subtle famine cues from your governments they know who we are lol

https://youtu.be/uCfogrDkOvE - Ew. preparation is key.

https://youtu.be/x2nb4x9BiQY - Unfortunately, we are not here to convince you climate change is not real or that it was made up to distract you so that you wouldn't believe our weather warnings.

https://youtu.be/cfi3mWIv568 - But our Father in heaven is pretty fair ...the least we could do is warn you. It's a spiritual moral. Try not to become a casualty of war you're not our enemy Or are you?

https://youtu.be/lnw0XGwPNi8 - Yes climate change

https://youtu.be/cvQ2LF3hyuY - Pompeii Bastille

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Reposted bc of changes to the original ask/answer #2

A)

You (in the comments, again): "Lyanna was from north where men having flings and bastard was normal and even after that lyanna didn't accept Robert then why elia going to accept her husband mistress of noble descent and her children, that can create a future royal succession crisis for her children."

1.

north definitely going to be furious towards the royal family for keeping their respectable lord paramount daughter as a side piece and her son as a simple bastard.

AND

Lyanna was from north where men having flings and bastard was normal and even after that lyanna didn't accept Robert then why elia going to accept her husband mistress of noble descent and her children, that can create a future royal succession crisis for her children

[past response to this, replacing bc I misread their meaning, ironically. smh]

You have a very obvious negative emotional evaluation of Rhaegar and Lyanna's actions (the vocabulary: "side piece" - "furious" - "simple bastard"), the first statement implies that being a bastard and having premarital/extramarital sex is a very big deal/stigmatized in the North and that Lyanna's being a mistress and having Rhaegar's bastard kids in of themselves motivates Rickard Stark/"the North" into protesting against the crown. Saying "simple bastard" + "side piece" shows an assimilative mingling of thought and feeling. You observed Rickard Stark's reaction to Lyanna's "kidnapping" and "rape" and assumed that he would be angry at how she was "just" a mistress and would only have "bastards" AND she would be "defiled". I agree that this would have been his reaction, but it seems like you share the feelings you describe him having, esp bc you use words that these people would never use. words that come from a real, modern context along with "bastard". It reflects how you think bastards/unfaithful people/mistresses/more open marriages are themselves things to condemn in the moral sense. In your statement, these things are in themselves condemnable (I already provided how I think so by repeating the words you used). Bc if it didn't matter to Rickard or Northmen that Lyanna was a mistress and her kids were bastards on the basis that they were a mistress and her bastards...why the rebellion you predict?  The next statement implies that Northmen are less stigmatized against bastards and mistresses and sexuality. But aside from what I say in #2 of this section, Lyanna versus men having extramarital affairs and bastards are very different things within  Westerosi (north or south) society and politics. Women are shamed for having sex outside of marriage or they are just more vulnerable to censure and murder, sexual abuse, etc. Whereas, again, men in ALL of Westeros (except Dorne) have the sociopolitical license to have many mistresses and bastards, and their wives, daughters, etc. absolutely cannot without severely risking their reputation, familial interpersonal relationships, ability to take care of themselves or have others care for their well being, etc. Joanna Lannister could not do what her uncle/Tywin's father Tytos did, having two openly-known-and-kept common-born mistresses/lovers. Lyanna, as a girl, cannot do this. The very fact that it is her father and brothers who benefit more from her marrying Robert than herself and are the ones pushing/arranging her marriage to a man she does not want is an indicator of the gender inequality and consequences of such that still exist in the North. You yourself even specifically say "men having flings". Not "people". So, you need to pick an argument, stick with it, and please understand what misogyny looks like in a feudal context.

[newish response to this]

In any society where (noble/elite-classed) men can have as many lovers regardless of marital status but (noble/elite-classed) women cannot have sex outside of "lawful" marriage, the women, girls, and wives are never totally okay with the prospect or the experience of a husband having mistresses and having bastards by them. And in general, when people enter into relationships where there is sex or an expectation of emotional intimacy, they usually desire a degree of exclusivity until they expressly do not.

Add this last sentence to the knowledge of there being different, sometimes damning, consequences for female adultery vs male infidelity (loss of social respect/reputation/esteem; addition of possible competition for either/both resources b/t the lords' kids; competition for the lord's affections and attentions; etc.), it would generate anger and despair more in women/girls IN GENERAL. REGARDLESS of which society of Westeros you grew up in...because noblemen can do this anywhere in Westeros.

So Lyanna's dislike of Robert having bastards even before marrying her is reflective of her anticipating Robert's infidelity and its effect on her psyche. She's more contemplating the personal political and social unfairness of her choice being suppressed and dismissed more than any lord-to-lord political implication between those with said authority. She is expressing the angst many noble girls/women do, will, and have commonly had, not really a "Northern" sentiment.

Therefore, we can't say that she had any strong prejudices or hatred towards bastards.

BUT I do agree that the North/Rickon Stark, her father, would be angry that their highborn daughter was "despoiled" by the prince. AND I don't think that IF SOMEHOW Lyanna became Rhaegar's publicly known mistress (Aegon IV-precedent), Rickon would accept such an arrangement. No, he'd much more likely have taken his grievances, violently, to Aerys as he already did. Because she already arranged her marriage for an alliance to the Baratheons, and that alliance has now been made nearly impossible! So really, we're debating something that could never happen unless Rickon and Ned's brother died in some sort of freak situation.

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...do you think that having bastards in the Westerosi regions apart from Dorne wasn't "normal", too?

People having bastards--esp if the unfaithful partner is male--is actually both very common and (therefore) "normal", despite the teachings of the Faith saying bastards are living embodiments of "man's" lack of self-control and dereliction of duty. It is just that in Dorne, bastards and mistresses are not kept secret or reviled nor stigmatized because of their Rhoynish heritage influencing the culture for generations.

So let's rephrase it and correct some statements:

Outside of Dorne, bastards and "paramours" are stigmatized BUT it is also "normal" for men can practically have as many bastards and mistresses as they please while also being of the Faith. While the Northmen do not practice the Faith, there is no description in-text, anywhere, that says that the Northmen regard bastards similarly to how Dornish people do.

In Dorne (esp the Martells), both men and women can have extramarital lovers and bastards, and those people will not be reviled or stigmatized.

B)

You (comments): "If what u r saying is true about visenya reason behind maegor crowning then practically she should have choose maegor as prince regent instead of king."

1.

Being a Prince Regent is only "legally" excusable when the ruler is out of commission by absence, death, or severe injury.

2.

If you thought being a Prince Regent meant just being an advisor to an active monarch...Not only are you wrong, but even if you were correct:

Visenya being Aenys' (unofficial?) adviser didn't work to make Aenys take Visenya's advice, so why would you think Visenya would trust that Aegon the Uncrowned would listen to her or Maegor if she had him just as Aegon's Prince Regent?

Maegor, who is even less "related" to Aegon the Uncrowned than Visenya was to Aenys? (Visenya was Aenys' blood aunt/semi-surrogate mother; Maegor was Aegon tU's uncle whom they never actually seemed to be close in the first place).

3.

And further "No", as at the time, the Faith had inspired many people to go up in arms against the Targs (Poor Fellows & Warrior's sons but also some commoners/noble apart), and there needed to be more forceful action, a "stronger foot down". Aenys refused to take action against the High Septon despite Visenya's warning and let them cook for a while and gain strength and numbers until they became an actual problem. Again, quick, ruthless, & persistent action was necessary to suppress the rebelliousness.

How would the effectiveness be "quick"? By battle, dragons, knowledge of fighting, and some experience with statecraft. Not only are the rebellious people violent themselves, but Visenya and her siblings all conquered and suppressed their enemies through their dragons and war BEFORE they got to get the people acclimated to their rule. The Faith and those they inspired were not receptive to Aenys' weak attempts at emotional appeal esp after Aenys married his kids together.

Again, this is getting into the head of someone who usurped someone else for the sake of saving their dynasty from imminent/incoming peril.

I mean... Of course, Cersei hates Robert, he routinely rapes and beat her. It wouldn’t be a problem if Robert was only a cheater, he’s a wife-beater and rapist.

*EDITED POST* (3/3/24)

I assume that you are talking about this recent REBLOG I just put up about Rhaegar, Elia, Lyanna, and Tywin.

The entire point(s) of that post was to:

point out how Rhaegar's cheating was not the cause of Elia and their kids' death.

argue against the idea he was entirely or mostly responsible and also want to say that the entire dynasty's collapse was only caused by his infidelity. That such a thing could be caused by such.

argue some people have conflated Victorian (a hyperbole) family values of fidelity or their own personal past with a bigger, interconnected political condition that was a maelstrom in Rhaegar's case. While ignoring his concerted attempts to even get rid of his own father before.

argue that some people think that somehow, just staying with Elia would have prevented her death, or that it was easy to ascertain that Aerys and Tywin and everyone else would act as they did if we were him -> as I already listed in that post.

And this is what I said about Cersei:

The text never once explains or indicates how Elia herself feels about Rhaegar or Lyanna, but we have people claiming that she was emotionally wracked by this? Maybe upset for her reputation or shocked, but we still don't know who this woman was by personality, this all the guesswork based on her heritage, her health and the arrangedness of the marriage itself. One also cannot claim that she was something like Cersei was/would be, feeling totally humiliated, jilted of a perfect and glorious life, hating Rhaegar, etc. Nothing in the text gives strong evidence of that.

She is not only hateful towards Robert because he beats and rapes her (completely justified); she hates him for treating her as second place to someone she sees as inferior to herself and someone who "stole" Rhaegar from her. BUT she is hateful toward Robert & compares him to Rhaegar specifically bc for years she has wondered what life would have been like for her if she married Rhaegar instead of this man who she thought would at least appreciate her for the qualities she's told to have/be the best for a woman...but instead gets an abusive, self-deluded man who lusts for a girl who never even liked him AND was not the idea of a "perfect" woman to Cersei, but is still her competition for male favor (a woman's political key to access to power).

(*I must bring a more nuanced point about this, though and note that aside from Robert whispering some other girl's name on their wedding night, Cersei also has had an issue with not "measuring" up to the masculinized standards of competent personhood, so Robert's revealing that he wants and continues to want Lyanna over her pokes at Cersei's deepest insecurity. GameofThronesHistorian on TikTok notes how Cersei expected to marry Rhaegar after Tywin dumbly got her hopes up and she spent a lot of her time fantasizing about being with him and being Queen but he marries Elia, Aerys basically insults the entire house along with Tywin, and her hopes are dashed along with a bit of her pride ostensibly (nobles get a lot of their pride from their house identity). She finally gets to be Queen (the position dangled in front of her like a prize since childhood, snatched away, and now she "has" it back), but she discovers that the queenship doesn't make up for Robert's clear preference for the same girl "her" Rhaegar got himself supposedly killed for. When Cersei married Robert she expected to finally overcome the haunting legacy both girls left behind her own insecurities & ruined hopes. When she actually gets to be Queen, she discovers that this thing she thought would fix everything and that has been long promised to her cannot make up for the slight Robert gives her and thus traps her in a marriage that quickly becomes abusive. For someone like Cersei, who grew up hearing that she is the most beautiful person around while having almost nothing for herself other than that and later being queen as Tywin always promised to her name [bc her patriarchal society affords way less in terms of prestige, value, and recognized respect to women as it does men & boys AND makes physical features comparatively final measure of worth for girls and women], it's not that hard to see that Cersei's feelings are not baseless or totally irrational. Her already existing insecurities mushroomed into a plague that also sharpened her need to be "perfect" and counteract the feeling of never measuring up. Therefore, her classist-generated need to self-empower evolves into her stomping on others to get power and the self-satisfaction always distant from her*)

Neither her feelings nor Catelyn's for Robert/Ned cheating on them are things one could automatically guess are the exact same as Elia's toward Rhaegar being with Lyanna. Even without the beating/raping, because they are unlikely to be similar women w/exactly the same experiences.

I say this to point out that Cersei, while definitely being a victim of domestic abuse, still has a specific personality, history before him, and expectations of herself from her class position and gender. From those expectations, an idea--and the need to constantly reaffirm that idea bc of how little room it leaves one for developing a constant sense of self apart from it--of her exceptionality. Cersei is a NLOG and very much by a social-inspired inner compulsion.

What we know about Elia apart from her having kids and being married to Rhaegar comes from Oberyn and her Martell family members. And we get barely much from there (compared to other characters) aside from how she had had her own mind (her voicing her desire against a potential match by his farting). We have her in her early/mid-teens at the Lannisters wanting to see baby Tyrion and thinking/acting like she thinks him cute and witnessing child Cersei pinch baby Tyrion's penis (which already shows us a deep resentment against male privilege at such a young age and how it turned to who her father blamed for the absence of her mother). We don't have a PoV from Oberyn, so we get a few sentences of his feelings towards her in dialogue and dialogue is not as rich as the direct inner thoughts of characters. He does not have a reflective view of who Elia was as much as current/adult Ned Stark for Lyanna (who had PoVs) because he's focused on revenge. Even Ned could have thought more about other things that showcased Lyanna's personality independent of her engagement to Robert, but Oberyn seemed much more aware of who Elia was than Ned with Lyanna.

We don't know who adult Elia really is like we do Cersei, just her position, she was sick most of the time, and that she was Dornish. We do not get her life with Rhaegar, we do not get details nor suggestions in-text of her dynamic with Rhaegar as much as we get with him & Lyanna.

In a Con, GRRM has reportedly gone on to state that Elia and Rhaegar's relationship was "complex". Does this mean that there was affection but a mutual understanding that there was no deeper romance? Does this mean that if Elia were healthier, she would want to develop one with him? Either way, would she want it to be monogamous or not? Again, she's from Dorne, she's more likely to be more okay with it being an "open" marriage AND it being known Rhaegar has a side lover as she has enjoyed more body autonomy and a stronger sense of her own political autonomy from childhood.

But while she is Dornish, after she married Rhaegar she had to live in a nonDornish court in a nonDornish region while raising children, knowing that a man versus a woman having extramarital lovers are treated very differently. [a fuller explanation by dwellordream HERE]. For her own image and social standing, would she want him to be discrete even more than if they were just minor nobles? Or is she secure in the knowledge that her kids will always inherit before any of Lyanna's bastards (would she be, how likely is this) and de-prioritize how bad Rhaegar's cheating makes her look for her own safety (she nearly died the last time she gave birth)? We simply don't know for sure, even though I believe that Elia knew about Rhaegar and Lyanna bastard and wasn't against it.

this is essentially just a reception, so you could scroll past if you need. I basically free-write these things.

The answers to all these questions for Cersei are too obvious. We have Cersei's PoVs and her interactions with multiple people with both PoVs and with none--either dead or still alive by the last published book. And we get her own PoVs to draw her motivations and psychological processes and make better, credible conclusions.

Cersei's Lannister self-defensive-exceptionalist mindset feeds into her believing herself to be the paragon of any living woman, especially paramours, and mistresses. That PLUS her own need to have something close to or the same authority and power a man could have in her world, which she buys through sex, giving up some of her agency during some sexual encounters, and making herself NLOG to (mistakenly) gain men's loyalty or at least obedience to her commands. All of which is always in flux and depends on the person. To repeat myself, she very much cares about and is emotionally dependent on her nobility, her titles, her rank, her Lannister name, etc to accrue power for herself to her own detriment and to the abuse of others, which worsens or gains justification under Robert's abuse.

On the other hand, Cersei, her whole life, has been externally defined through a sexual lens. Yes, even in childhood. Sex and reproduction. She isn't a "whore" or a "slut" for then using what people used to objectify her into a weapon or device for her own intentions when she has learned that that is a direct way of accruing others' interest in her own and her kids' advancement. Cersei, while loyal & protective to her children, also--from her own experiences with powerlessnes from her gendered value in her family and society--tends to be less patient with them and be less able to address their emotional distresses. She seems abusive towards at least Tommen. And yes, in a feudal world, one can gain much political power & resources through their kids' claims and/or positions of power -> Tommen or Joffrey were kings and she could be Queen Dowager/Mother, the highest female rank a noblewoman could have...at least how GRRM wrote Westerosi society.

This is the crux of her motives: she learned that power-as-masculine AND power = male sexual dominance. Unlike the Tyrells, who have a better grasp of using both actual soft power and hard power (mostly yhr first) to maintain social dominance, Tywin is more the silent, golden rock that intimidates you into following him. Power, she learned from her father, is less diplomatic and more forceful and fear-inspired, violent, physical, and from Robert, sexual. All traditional qualified as masculine and assigned to men, who are given the privilege to hold/lead armies and wield weapons in battles:

In medieval times a woman could not bear arms; therefore a woman could not take on a role which, even symbolically, required her to carry arms. In medieval times a woman who took on an overt military role was an aberration. Lyon, A. (2006). "The place of women in European royal succession in the middle ages."

From childhood, she absorbed this ideology and "decided" to essentially prove she was "not like the other girls." And the loss of her mother to childbirth, how her father never truly coped, would have had her rush to gain his love, and when that didn't work, to gain his respect. But she is female, so Tywin never will. She learned that being anything "feminine" is inherently "weak", and so she tried her entire life to differentiate herself from the "weak" women around her. Cersei is the ultimate NLOGs.

She gave up her sexual agency for her children (yes, the same ones who she abused at one point) to shore up defenses for their/her own position and safety, as she wouldn't in a hundred years have sex with some people willingly if it did not come with the expectation of their support, resources, etc. Class/masculinity-perceived-through-hypersexuality is to her, strength even as it puts her at a disadvantage as a woman, as she's that much more open to scandal if the odds go out of her favor and the Lannisters lose much of their power and the others' fear of them.

She imagines herself as Robert/in the male/"dominant" position (she herself imagines that position as male, the place of power she internalized as prime her whole life) when she's sexually rubbing and fingering Taena of Myr. She continues to finger her painfully despite Taena protesting in pain, thus herself becoming a sexual abuser so she can feel the power and defy Robert/men. Power that she learns directly resides in using sexual ties or performing sexual abuses. Taena also, as Cersei's "spy" on Margarey, and as one far beneath her rank, is also a person who acts as socially lower than Cersei herself, which feeds into Cersei's ego. So Cersei banks much of herself and self-worth on her class to a dangerous fault.

She has basically felt compelled to buy into that exceptionalism at full speed to compensate for her lack of power and feelings of inferiority from that lack. Cersei is rather a pretty complicated woman, while also being very simple. Her class position as aristocratic and Queen Dowager/Mother and her desire for power in the aristocratic space are directly related and inspired by her long sexual objectification. This is where gender and class intersect. Her hatred of Robert is obviously justified and comes from her long struggle to gain and keep autonomous power from men; that doesn't mean that she also doesn't eventually use her class and internalize female inferiority as her final crutch.

Cersei's personality and her abuse from others and against others are two related and unique things informing each other from her young childhood, especially evidenced by her thoughts and actions of her youth before she married Robert, how her father & those others around her treated her, and her observations of the events before Robert rebelled concerning women's abilities. Elia is, by contrast, a silent victim so it's easier to project a lot onto her the way it isn't for Cersei. Or Catelyn.

Even with the societal setup of misogyny put up against her since birth and her trying to collect power for herself, the consequences of how she does it, the carelessness of it, and the losing control of her impulses are going to be reasons for her downfall anyway.

[shingia]

dating jean kirstein

— sfw headcanons

— important a/n at the end!

i’m terrified haha :) i’ve never ever written for aot before but jean is on my mind TWENTY FOUR/SEVEN so i thought i should just go for it even if it’s just a one time thing yk?

• okay first of all: this man’s main goal is to impress you. anywhere, anytime.

• he will spend his entire day in the kitchen without talking to anyone (except maybe you) just to cook you a homemade dinner

• but obviously, since he’s always pushing himself further, it means you often need to remind him that he’s already more than enough for you

• and how could he not be when he is constantly thinking about you??

• at the beginning of your relationship, he bought you a gift every single time you guys saw each other. but as you started going out more and more, his bank account couldn’t keep up and he had to slow down a bit

• but, one day, you were over at his house and he forgot to put away some drawings he had made. he was incredibly embarrassed because most of them were drawings of you, but you looked so happy looking at them that he decided these could be even better than his previous gifts

• and now you often find small doodles (sometimes more elaborate drawings) hidden between the pages of your books, or in one of your pockets

• for some obscure reason, he’s super good at giving massages, so you can expect to receive some before and after your naps. it’s the only times he won’t try to turn it into a makeout session (unless you initiate it of course)

• he trusts you 100% so yes, he will let you cut his hair. but also- yes, he will be a total drama queen and immediately freak out if you mess up just a tiny bit

• let’s be real here, jean and you bicker all the time. but it never lasts long because, as he once told you during a post-argument hug:

• “i love you too much to stay mad and it’s not fucking fair”

• but it’s perfectly fair, because it’s perfectly reciprocated

• did i mention that he’s is a living furnace?

• he secretly loves that about himself because it gives him an excuse to sleep in his underwear smh

• “wow uh- babe you’re staring so much it’s getting embarrassing” he’d scoff while looking perfectly comfortable with the situation, laying down on his side to make it even harder not to stare

• “oh- how rude of me, i’m so sorry! ..…well. good night then!” you’d respond, turning your back on him

• but i promise you that less than a minute later, you’d feel his arm drape around you and pull you closer until your back is pressed against his chest

• “you gotta stop acting like you don’t understand my sarcasm” he’d sigh, with a painfully obvious smile in his voice

• mornings with jean are usually pretty lazy. sometimes he’ll go for a run but he always comes back to bed where you both lie awake for at least 30mn, talking about anything and everything, your future, sometimes often sharing gossips, but always cuddling one way or another

• because yes, jean would love to be one of these men who are pretty casual about pda. but he’s not. he needs to be in contact with you as much as he can

• but although he loves to feel your hand in his, or to hold you by the waist when you walk, there's nothing he likes more than kissing you (you told him once that he was a good kisser and he hasn't shut up since)

• if he senses that you’re feeling stressed, he’ll gently kiss your temple to reassure you. if you’re feeling sad, a few kisses all over your face should do the trick. if you’re tensed and need to relax, a lingering kiss on your neck

• your friends are used to your pda now, but they will never stop making fun of him for that (jean, on the other hand, will probably never get used to their teasing. connie has stopped counting how many times he was told to shut up)

• jean is a very ambitious man, so naturally, he has big plans for your future together. and one of his craziest was to decide that the only way you two could move in your dream house was to build it himself

• so, after asking your friends if you could move in with them for a little while, you sold your flat and bought from an old man a house that was practically falling into ruins

• it was a colossal workload, so every day after work, you both headed to the house and did as much as you could until one of you began to fall asleep

• and every weekend for about a year, your friends came over to give a hand (sasha worked extra hard in the kitchen area obviously)

• you moved in after about a year and a half, in the middle of spring. and as if that day wasn't emotional enough for you, jean thought it would be nice to propose to you that exact same day

• you were on your patio, laying on the pallet couch that armin and connie had built together, your head resting on his knees. the sky was turning orange and it was one of these moments where you were grateful for jean's natural warmth

• both of you were laughing at the memory of the fear in armin’s eyes everytime connie was about to hit a nail with the hammer - when jean’s hand gently brushed your cheeks, and he let out an almost inaudible: “let’s get married”

• you agreed so quickly that he didn’t even have time to curse himself for not proposing in a more romantic way, like he had initially planned

• but as you looked up at him, your eyes filled with nothing but love and tears, fingers intertwined with his, and your skin painted with the shadows of your very own house, he thought that this was the kind of simple romance he had always longed for after all

— a/n : QUICK EXPLANATION: a few days/weeks ago i created a second tumblr account (@gi0iawrites) because “why not have an aot blog and a haikyuu account :D”. bUT i changed my mind and decided to post everything here. which means that yes, this post has already been posted elsewhere but it was on my other blog! just wanted to make things clear!

— a/n #2: i could’ve written 12 pages about this istg 😮‍💨 i wanted to add how i think jean would be a terrible driver but i’m saving it for another time :)

[koishua]

➷ ... 𝗽𝗼𝗹𝘆 𝗿𝗲𝗹𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗽 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗵𝗲𝗲-𝗷𝗮𝘆

aka my little offer for valentine's day <3 everyone thank @yyxgin for making me do this bc im actually rolling on the floor this is so cute ;-;-;-;-;

jay cooking in the kitchen while you and hee watch, light quips and comments here and there and the atmosphere always light and playful

walking on the street and you have scary guard dog privileges

picnic dates where you gaze at the clouds, picking out all of the weird shapes and teasing each other

movie nights would be the most fun thing ever

both of them look at you with the warmest and lovesick eyes whenever you rant about topics you’re passionate about

speaking about passions, powerpoint nights would be a regular thing

jay would love love love making the two of you his models omg

sometimes one of you would do something stupid and the other two would have to step in and scold the one who caused trouble like stressed parents lmfao

birthdays would be so cute and sweet with the two of you secretly planning a small celebration while the person in question would have absolutely no idea :(

ganging up on hee to serenade you for like an hour straight because you both love listening to him sing like that

they’d invite you to the studio a lot of the times and you’d be their designated hype man and most of the times, the videos they’d upload would be recorded by you :’)

sometimes they’d decide on being little shits and make you be the only one who jumped into the pool when all of you were supposed to do it smh

your phone wallpaper would be a picture of your two bfs being the silliest goofiest funniest two people ever and it would make you smile every time you unlock your phone.

your lock screen is a cute picture of your shared pet :((

god, finally chores wouldn’t be such a hassle to do, because both of them are pretty responsible and helpful.

you’d blast music and get dressed in clothes that you don’t mind getting down and dirty with and by the end of a few fun hours, you’d have a sparkling clean house ;-;

halloweens would be the best time of the year to dress up as iconic trios like powerpuff girls or something haha

both of them would be dragging you by each arm and onlookers would comment on how cute the bunch of best friends looked and then you three would knowingly look at each other, holding back laughs, because oh boy you were much more than just best friends

you would be each other's best hype men ;-; any gig one of you would have, the other two would be there to support and cheer on with your entire chests. Sometimes it’d be embarrassing to receive so much love, but oh well, you loved them anyways

sometimes activities would break all hell loose and full on passionate arguments would occur about how reese’s was the best candy bar or something, to which someone would disagree and so on and so forth

when two of you would argue, the other would be the designated peacemaker and do the “now hold hands and apologize” lmao

when you’d be homesick, they’d sit next to you and give you the warmest hugs ever and comfort you till you end up falling asleep and then jay would carry you back to bed and hee would tuck you in and give you a little forehead kiss ;-; can you hear me crying in the club

speaking of clubs, bro. these two. omg these two would be so protective over you, you best bet you’re absolutely safe in those kinds of environments bc duh heejay have your back.

jay would glare at anyone who touches inappropriately and they’d run off bc jay, as we all know, has a terrifying and super intimidating angry gaze oof

possessive hee would awaken and wrap an arm around your waist, staring down at the person who wouldn’t take a no for an answer from you smh

as i said, scary guard dog privileges lmao

omg and also per the input of @mosviqu STUDY DATES‼️‼️💔 study dates where you really try your best to concentrate and they try their best to help you, but they'd end up serving as distractions only and you'd get nothing done and then probably fail your test <//3

overall you'd have the best partners in life who'd help you overcome pretty much anything life throws in your face :(

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[delwrites]

Bokuto x plus size reader

ignore me not having any consistency and just writing whatever I want from multiple fandoms BD

okay okay it's literally canon that he likes bigger girls and I just refuse to take any other opinion

right so since he is literally the most accepting man ever,, he's your own personal hype man smh,, and because he's SO strong,,, he'd always be giving you piggy back rides and not be afraid to literally just carry you around places, just to make you feel better (and to show off his strength whoops)

PLEASE he'd just be like "nah bb please you weightless tf" because its my nIGHTMARE TO BE TOO HEAVY AND TO HURT SOMEONE WHO TRIES TO PICK ME UP so I'll just assume its the same for other people :) but pLEASE JUST LET IT HAPPEN HE'S BIG BEEFY BOY HE'S FINE

right also so it's a big thing that bo has stretch marks (not sure if it's canon but oh well) and just iMAGINE you both giving confidence about them to the other -if you have them- being like "well if it looks good on you then maybe it might look okay on me???"

PLEASE JUST BE EACH OTHERS HYPE MEN

I imagine you'd both literally just share emotions,, whenever he gets sad,, so do you and vice versa

IF YOU PLAY ANY KIND OF GAMES LIKE MARIO KART,, ANIMAL CROSSING OR JUST DANCE PLEASE PLEASE TEACH HIM

him always being so salty and low-key raging when he always comes twelfth in Mario kart

and your animal crossing islands I mean his would be kind of messy but he's tried so hard and it ends up actually kind of cute because it matches his loud energy if that makes any sense,, I feel like he's the type of person to just buy everything from the nook shop and just place it randomly around the island,, so you offer to help fix it up a bit

and please,, playing just dance together,, literally always at 3am when you wait for your cookies to finish baking in the oven or something like that pLEASE

and the midnight drives to McDonalds,, like him just buying so much food to just be like "gotta keep that beautiful body fed!!" pleASE TELL ME WHERE TF CAN I BUY A BOKUTO LIKE HOW MUCH

ugh and trying to work out with him!!!! I-!!!!!! he'd be so supportive!!! always being right by your side and being your hype man,, saying how well you're doing!!!!!

okay okay so whenever you can't see each other in the mornings and evenings because he's at games or whatever,, he'd always send you little reminder good morning and good night texts!!! just little 'I love you's and little reminders to eat and drink and- nirbiyebci

PLEASE JUST SING HIM TO SLEEP,, FOR ME DO IT FOR ME PLEASE EVEN IF YOU CANNOT SING JUST DO IT

if not at least read a book to him in the softest voice you can muster until he falls asleep with his face buried in your chest :(((

him struggling so much to sleep when you're not there to sing to him when he's pressed up against your soft,, warm body <////3

please mans will so sheepishly call you at like 1am to just be like "... I couldn't sleep.."

him making you those little friendship bracelets!!! he'd do it just so that no matter how far apart from each other you are, you'll always be connected because he's a cheesy simp like that

I can't even tell you how much it means to him,, how much effort he put into it because lets be real here,, I don't really see bo as a master diy man,, and because he's not the most patient person,, he had to literally like go against his programming to make you it bcubicdw

so please just never take it off, because it will literally break him

always watching Disney films and him belting the songs around the house for the next few days to come-- he's trying he really is

having baths together!!!! not in a sPiCy way or anything but just so he can hold you close to him :((

just your back against his broad ass chest in a scented bubble bath with candles lit everywhere and soft ass classical instrumental pieces playing in the background and him just drawing little shapes on your stomach and- HXBDUBEW

I see him to be the type of person to impulsively get tattoos,, he will really try to persuade you on like a night out to get matching ones with him, and if you're comfortable enough to agree, I see him getting something really feminine on like his ankle or wrist

the next morning being like "..do you regret it??" "...no." EIBXIW

please adopt a dog with him :((((( he's such a dog person I can't

he's definitely the type of person to get really dressed up like gown and suit kind of thing just to then go around town and to like a supermarket or something EUNXEU

ALSO ALSO please do the euphoria makeup trend on him :(( I feel like he'd do it back too and actually be like surprisingly alright at it,, his tongue poking out the side of his mouth in concentration hbciyrncd

you guys getting all dressed up and sexyyy to go out to clubs and stuff just to flaunt one another off to others

learning dances with him and whenever one of you mess it up,, just breaking up into fits of laughter

the hugs would be superior!!!!

all in all, Bokuto is best man and I shall simp till the day I die <333