#smh INNACURATE!!!!

[pastara-cell]

So like. I kinda forgot tmf took place in west virginia. And i hate that so much 😔😔I submitted an entire crashout to the confessions blog BUT ANYWAYS!!

Despite all this, because i grew up in west virginia and know the schooling systems over there and lots of the culture, here are some more west virginia-y headcanons :D, mixed in with some general ones

>Drew is in the TAG/HOTS program throughout elementary and middle school. Tag being “talented and gifted” and hots being “higher order thinking skills”. He enjoys neither of these and only does them because his parents refuse to let him drop out of the courses.

>Sean, Maria, Liam, Henry, Lia, Elliot, stacy, and Sadie all end up going to the in-universe equivalent of WVU (west virginia university)

>Rosemeadow is actually just Morgantown West virginia if it had a better city layout and more funding in…everything

>Henry lives with his mum through the weekends, and his grandparents through the week. His grandparents make moonshine in their basement and henry gets to take a bottle home every time its done 👍 (His mum always confiscates it)

>Elliot works at the botanical gardens in the summer when he doesn’t have access to the school greenhouse

>Drew, Daisy, Hailey, Zander, Luke, and Milly all end up going to D&E (Davis and Elkins University College).

>Sadie runs a booth at the mothman convention in point pleasant, ever year she sells crocheted mothman plushies

>Hailey, Zander, and Luke were all band kids at one point, but left because they didn’t like the instruments available and weren’t allowed to play the instruments they wanted to.

>All the members of the music club do white elephant around winter break!

Now that I know tmf takes place in WV, I think my analysises (how do u spell that) will be a heck of a lot more accurate now :D👍

[helpmeimblorboing]

Pausing my wet dream to shake my head and loudly go, “They would not fucking do that”

[wolf-tail]

Tbh, like nearly all Tiktok trends the "only men think of the Roman Empire" bullshit is wildly innacurate, I know because as someone who is a woman (most of the time) I can guarantee that I have thought about the Roman Empire more often than those sigma edit-watching statue pfp having scrubs ever have.

At the tender age of 10 I had the most autism-fueled Roman Empire phase imaginable. It's still a special interest to me now.

Stfu about the Praetorian Guard and tell me about some fucking aqueducts. Indoor heating. Public bathrooms. Do they even fucking know they used to flood the Colosseum for mock naval battles?

Fake fans smh my head

[real-total-drama-takes]

https://www.tumblr.com/real-total-drama-takes/731104423049379840/httpswwwtumblrcomreal-total-drama-takes73109

1. why are people having dreams about me

2. i wouldn’t say grades and sophomore/juniors, i’d say years and s4/s5, dream mia is so innacurate to their real location smh….

for real though, why am i in your dreams

.

[platonicjesus]

dont read if you dont wanna see me saying suggestive stuff at some point

I was excited today, cuz french class, so we'd work on frankenstein (which is one lf my current obsessions)...

...i arrived in front first. shaking. Why ? dunno. Then everyone else came etc... so yiipii ! we were in class ! The teacher asked for people to read a part of the book out loud (for the fuckers that didnt read this masterpiece???) and i read the longest part. Aah, I felt soooo goodddd... it felt so great to actively participate in something related to that. Idk why. Afterward, I felt... weird. in a good way. It felt better than m4sturbation (lol), actually i think it got me somewhat horny ??? tf (lol), but godddddd the time went way too fast. Sighhhhhh. We watched a movie adaptation but just like a small part and compared it with the book. I felt angry. The movie was so fucking innacurate ??? HENRY FRANKENSTEIN? Who the fuck is that. And why was he presented as an evil, insane scientist ? Bitch Victor would NOT laugh insanely and say "I FINALLY KNOW WHAT GOD FEELS LIKE !!!", dont diss my bitch n°184 like that. Also why was the creature so fucking HAIRLESS, its literaly described as a long haired person. Smh. I fucking hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it rhis movie adaptation SUCKED and it was ableist, too. It used the stereotype of the mentally disabled assistant that is too stupid to understand anything and listens to every orders???? wtf. When the teacher asked us what we thought of it, I (despite the fact i dont usually talk in class) said that it didnt feel like victor at all. My guy does NOT have an assistant, hes not a psychopath and he is NOT ableist. </3

side note but i wanna fuck henry (clerval). I want him so bad. Like?? why arent you in my bed yet ?? CMERE. Dont even have to fuck. We can just be naked and cuddle naked under a blanket. fuuuuck

[stunfiskz]

I just saw a TnT duo animation that used an audio from Katya and I love it so much

YOOO I KNOW THE ONE UR TALKIMG ABT SOSHKD I LOVE THAT ANIMATIC ITS SO FUNNY

[cxlrose]

‘Scary and dominant’

FIGHT ME

[violetren]

It’s exhausting that a non-comic-book-fan-person, (and even a lot of actual-comic-book-fan-people) when asked who would win in a fight between Thor and Iron Man, will scoff and say, “Obviously Thor, he’s a god, Iron Man is just a smart rich guy with gadgets.” And then, when asked who would win between Batman and Wonder Woman, just as immediately, and with just as much unearned confidence, say that Batman would beat Wonder Woman in a fight, for no reason other than “He’s Batman.” Which when pressed becomes, “He’s like a martial arts master, and has a cool suit, and is like really smart and tactical and shit.”

I know they aren’t exact parallels. Not to comic book purists, and not to anyone who has firmly taken a side in the whole Marvel vs DC thing. But when you look at the details an average non-comic-book-fan-people could probably tell you just through exposure to popular culture? They’re pretty damn parallel.

Tony and Bruce: Both billionaires. Both extremely smart. Both 40+. Both spend extreme amounts of money to create tools and gadgets to help them fight. Both human.

Thor and Diana: Both heirs to ancient civilisations that are tied to but held separate from Earth. Both have hundreds (or thousands depending on you source material you hear people talk about) of years training as warriors. Both are old af and basically immortal. Both with lightning powers. Both have much higher strength, speed, and stamina compared to humans. Because both of them are gods.

And the most common defense in this parallel is supposed to be that Bruce has martial arts training that Tony doesn’t. As if the fact that Batman could beat Iron Man’s ass magically means Wonder Woman couldn’t beat his?

He has maybe 30 years of dedicated training. Which fuck yeah that is impressive, go Bruce. But lets be real. He’s completed maybe 2% to 25% of the time Diana has spent also training in various combat styles depending on which of her origins you go with. The fact that he has a few blackbelts isn’t some checkmate difference.

Anyways. It’s fucking exhausting I tell you.

[percabeth4life]

have you read the goddess wars? it's Greek myth based and I picked it up to see it and... I hated it (plot was ok it's just that) The mythos was all wrong,, the whole premise is that the gods are dying?? and are turning in to stuff based on their domains? (ares scars start bleeding and he'll bleed out? and hera's the bad guy? like really? Hera? my Queen deserves better SMH. and Posiden turned to a sea monster ig? it's implied He has lost his mind too and He eats His naiaids???) like it's just sad how much they miss -interpreted everything. idk I thought it would be fun to hear your thoughts on it if you read it.

I have not read it but damn- that is... Something...

Unfortunately Hera is a common villain for people writing Greek Mythos fanfiction. They don't care to understand Her motives as they were, or understand She's more than the myths, so she's the Evil Step Mom for them.

Most stories on the Greek Myths I read (or watch) make Hera the bad guy, Hercules (Disney) an exception which is wild.

But uh... That is something for the myths. I've not heard that one before.

As long as the books aren't claiming any level of accuracy I can usually just try to take it for what it is: stories using the names and basic realms of the Gods for entertainment. So it probably wouldn't bother me too much, but yeah that sounds wildly innacurately.

[dansedan]

H*rry Styles is the first Vogue cover boy?? Smh don’t you know Tuco Ramírez did it already in vaguely-around-historically-innacurate-1860s?? your fave could never...

(inspired by @seadem-on lololol)

[birdy-bat-writes]

Okay, you havnet even posted in ages and you have a section on your blog called art gallery with hardly any art. You dont write, you dont draw. What do you do? you only have headcanons and they are innacurate. improve or delete smg

Um... not to be shady or anything (nah idc, I’ll be shady 😁), but if you want to come after me, can you like maybe spell your hate correctly? Was that supposed to be ‘smh’? Haha. You realize just getting off my blog takes less energy than typing up that mess, right?

[wild-battlebond]

Appmon Ep43 Liveblog

Sometimes, a family is just a teenager, his hacking monster, and his younger brother who has been turned into a monster and doomed to an eternal sleep.

time for the Appmon Championships again! this time everyone’s trying to wake up Hajime

if they had to use self-injection to apprealize all those Appmon, then that must’ve been exhausting

Musimon and Emceemon were really looking forward to Eri saying the line. they even had a whole little dance for it.

it’s still hilarious how Gatchmon and Navimon are rivals despite spending so much time app fused. also, Dokamon now has a rival im the form of Calcumon! (since Coachmon didn’t directly challenge Dokamon and Calcumon, it kinda feels like he was only half series about competing to be Eri’s No. 1 fan)

lol Gatchmon’s own search ability backfired... even though it’s a minor joke, I actually find it interesting that getting back innacurate results can mess up Gatchmon so bad.

everyone is too funny and too unsuccessful so Rei has take Hajime away & wait for him to wake up naturally. he’s touched by everyone’s efforts, though — now that he’s done obsessing over finding Hajime, he’s able to open up more and start appreciating how everyone treats him like a teammate.

it’s good to see Rei back in his apartment and preparing actual food. also, I love how the moment he starts living at Rei’s actual home Hackmon just becomes a weird cat

there’s not a lot to say about it, but I really like the whole sequence of Rei carrying around and caring for Hajime as a Sleepmon. it’s just nice.

he tried so hard to make perfect fried eggs everyday and it’s the burnt ones that wakes Hajime up. smh. (of course, the reason why that’s what woke him up is because it’s a familiar smell that reminded him of his life!)

and then Hajime was secretly a genius the entire time. this kind of comes out of left field (though it was hinted at early on, which is more noticable on a rewatch) and tbh I find it a bit cliché. but even Hajime himself didn’t realize his potential, so...? but somebody had to teach him how to do that complicated math... which loops back around to my previously mentioned theory that Mom Katsura was also a hacker or programmer and taught Rei and Hajime the basics.

it’s cute how, despite having a powerful appearance, Bootmon’s personality and voice are immature because a kid made them.

sure is convenient that Hajime knows all this

interesting that Hajime’s story mostly glosses over him being converted to Sleepmon, especially when Biomon described the operation as causing Hajime a lot of pain... I wonder if this is a case of Hajime not wanting to (or bring unable to) remember the opration in detail or Biomon just being an unreliable narrator?

Now that Hajime is awake, the App Drivers now have a clear idea of what Leviathan’s plans are and what their next goal is: Find and retrieve Bootmon!

[holyxvi]

WHAT’S YOUR MUSE’S ENNEAGRAM TYPE?

TAGGED BY: @nicholas-wolfwood TAGGING: @pretty-little-teacup​, @elisethetraveller, @neko-mun-rp, @fleursouverain, @manenimittliv, and whoever else I accidentally pressed enter before I was done editing this smh.

It is not clear from these test results which Enneagram type and wing you are.

You are most likely a type 1 Taking wings into account, you seem to be a 8w7

Type 1 - The Reformer - Perfectionists, responsible, fixated on improvement Type 8 - The Challenger - Taking charge, because they don't want to be controlled Type 3 - The Achiever - Focused on the presentation of success, to attain validation (bonus)

Full descriptions under the cut; striked are innacurate or don’t apply, and bold is ESPECIALLY accurate

The Reformer.

People of this personality type are essentially looking to make things better, as they think nothing is ever quite good enough. This makes them perfectionists who desire to reform and improve; idealists who strive to make order out of the omnipresent chaos.

Ones have a fine eye for detail. They are always aware of the flaws in themselves, others and the situations in which they find themselves. This triggers their need to improve, which can be beneficial for all concerned, but which can also prove to be burdensome to both the One and those who are on the receiving end of the One's reform efforts.

The One's inability to achieve the perfection they desire feeds their feelings of guilt for having fallen short, and fuels their incipient anger against an imperfect world. Ones, however, tend to feel guilty about their anger. Anger is a "bad" emotion, and Ones strive sincerely and wholeheartedly to be "good."  Anger is therefore vigorously repressed from consciousness, bursting forth in occasional fits of temper, but usually manifesting in one of its many less obvious permutations - impatience, frustration, annoyance and judgmental criticality. For this reason, Ones can be difficult to live with, but, on the high side, they tend to be loyal, responsible and capable partners and friends.

Ones are serious people; they tend to be highly principled, competent and uncompromising. They follow the rules and expect others to do so as well. Because they believe so thoroughly in their convictions, they are often excellent leaders who can inspire those who follow them with their own vision of excellence. Reform movements are frequently spearheaded by Ones.

Ones are often driven and ambitious, and are sometimes workaholics. But whatever their professional involvement, they are definitely active, practical  people who get things done. They are natural born organizers, listmakers who finish everything on the list, the last one to leave the office, the first one to return, industrious, reliable, honest and dutiful.

The relentlessness of their pursuit of the ideal can make Ones tense people who have a hard time relaxing and who unnecessarily deny themselves many of the harmless pleasures of life. They tend to be emotionally repressed and uncomfortable with expressing tender feelings;  they generally see emotionality as a sign of weakness and lack of control. They are seldom spontaneous. They have multiple interests and talents however; they are self-reliant and seldom run out of things to do.

Ones are often intelligent and independent and can easily mistake themselves for Fives, but unlike Fives, Ones are primarily people of action, not thought. Ones tend to worry and are prone to anxiety and can sometimes mistype as Sixes, but they are far less affiliative than Sixes and their standards are not reached by seeking consensus with a group. Finally, the relentless pursuit of perfection can take its toll and lead to depression.  At such times, a One can mistype as a Four.  But Fours have a tendency towards self-indulgence whereas Ones are self-denying. Fours are emotionally expressive; Ones are emotionally constrained.

The Challenger.

People of this personality type are essentially unwilling to be controlled, either by others or by their circumstances; they fully intend to be masters of their fate. Eights are strong willed, decisive, practical, tough minded and energetic. They also tend to be domineering; their unwillingness to be controlled by others frequently manifests in the need to control others instead. When healthy, this tendency is kept under check, but the tendency is always there, nevertheless, and can assume a central role in the Eight's interpersonal relationships.

Eights generally have  powerful instincts and strong physical appetites which they indulge without  feelings of shame or guilt. They want a lot out of life and feel fully prepared to go out and get it. They need to be financially independent and often have a hard time working for anyone. This sometimes necessitates that the Eight opt out of the system entirely, assuming something of an outlaw mentality. Most Eights however, find a way to be financially  independent while making their peace with society, but they always retain an uneasy association with any hierarchical relationship that sees the Eight in any position other than the top position.

Eights have a hard time lowering their defenses in intimate relationships. Intimacy involves emotional vulnerability and such vulnerability is one of the Eight's deepest fears. Betrayal of any sort is absolutely intolerable and can provoke a powerful response on the part of the violated Eight. Intimate relationships are frequently the arena in which an Eight's control issues are most obviously played out and questions of trust assume a pivotal position. Eights often have a sentimental side that they don't even show to their intimates, such is their fear of vulnerability. But, while trust does not come easily to an Eight, when an Eight does take someone into the inner sanctum, they find a steadfast ally and stalwart friend. The Eight's powerful protective instincts are called into play when it comes to the defense of family and friends, and Eights are frequently generous to a fault in providing for those under their care.

Eights are prone to anger. When severely provoked, or when the personality is unbalanced, bouts of anger can turn into rages. Unhealthy Eights are frankly aggressive and when pushed, can resort to violence. Such Eights enjoy intimidating others whom they see as "weak" and feel little compunction about walking over anyone who stands in their way. They can be crude, brutal and dangerous.

( BONUS ) The Achiever.

People of this personality type need to be validated in order to feel worthy; they pursue success and want to be admired. They are frequently hard working, competitive and are highly focused in the pursuit of their goals, whether their goal is to be the most successful salesman in the company or the "sexiest" woman in their social circle. They are often "self-made" and usually find some area in which they can excel and thus find the external approbation which they so desperately need. Threes are socially competent, often extroverted, and sometimes charismatic. They know how to present themselves, are self-confident, practical, and driven. Threes have a lot of energy and often seem to embody a kind of zest for life that others find contagious. They are good networkers who know how to rise through the ranks. But, while Threes do tend to succeed in whatever realm they focus their energies, they are often secretly afraid of being or becoming "losers."

Threes can sometimes find intimacy difficult. Their need to be validated for their image often hides a deep sense of shame about who they really are, a shame they unconsciously fear will be unmasked if another gets too close. Threes are often generous and likable, but are difficult to really know. When unhealthy, their narcissism takes an ugly turn and they can become cold blooded and ruthless in the pursuit of their goals.

Because it is central to the type Three fixation to require external validation, Threes often, consciously and unconsciously, attempt to embody the image of success that is promoted by their culture. Threes get in trouble when they confuse true happiness, which depends on inner states, with the image of happiness which society has promoted. If a Three has a "good" job and an "attractive" mate, she might be willing, through an act of self-deception which is also self-betrayal, to ignore the inner promptings which tell her that neither her job, nor her mate are fulfilling her deeper needs. Even the most "successful" Threes, who generally appear quite happy, often hide a deeply felt sense of meaninglessness. The attainment of the image never quite satisfies.

[spaghettioverdose]

I see people in the notes saying stuff like "oh but a staff is gonna be so innacurate compared to a wand" "you should use both"

Like how are you just gonna out yourself as being terrible with a staff like that lmao

YOU can't hit anything with a staff smh

Do y'all still have training wheels on your flying carpets too?

Maybe if you spent less time in your towers and touched some dungeon every now and then you'd have less silly takes 🙄🙄🙄

I am absolutely tired of remaining silent on this subject

[anticipatingevaporation]

Tagged by: @stillwithher​ Thank you so much for tagging me! I’ve never been tagged in one of these before, I feel like a proper tumblr person now! :D

Rules: Answer the 20 questions and tag 20 amazing followers you would like to get to know better. 

Name: that information is classified; for me to know, and you to never find out :P

Nicknames: my name isn’t nickname-able. I’ve given people awesome nicknames but never had one myself...:/

Zodiac sign: Taurus (but pretty much every horoscope i’ve ever read is wildy innacurate)

Height: very short. 

Orientation: i am straight as an arrow

Ethnicity: Pyramid (if you can’t work my country of origin out from that then smh)

Favorite fruit: Green apples are the bOMB. Also pomegranate, and white nectarines. also ORANGE, and lemon and anything citrus-y

Favorite season: WINTER (except when it rains...)

Favorite book series: I don’t read as much as I would like, so i guess Harry Potter? A bit of a boring answer I know...

Favorite flower: idk, they’re all nice I guess. (I don’t know enough about gardening to name species’)

Favorite scent: I know that i DON’T like eucalyptus? but yeah most of them are good. 

Favorite color: a mix between blue and green (not aquamarine or turquoise or whatever, it’s just a mix between blue and green)

Favorite animal: none. If i had to choose probably like dragons (if they were real)

Coffee, tea, or hot cocoa: coffee (although i put a bit of cocoa in mine anyways)

Average sleep hours: as much as possible! sleeping is one of my hobbies

Cat or dog person?: keep them all away from me

Favorite fictional characters: i can’t even start with this question, there are so many. Zuko and Iroh ofc, Tyrell Wellick,Quicksilver and Gambit, Elaine Benes, Hawkgirl, Belle, Hermione, Flynn Rider (for obvious reasons), Aladdin (again, obvious reasons), Daria, Miss. Chanandler Bong, Donna Paulsen, Lagertha and bby Bjorn, all the Veeple of course! and a million more, i’m too involved in fictional media to answer this question.

Number of blankets you sleep with: two in winter, one in summer

Blog created: jan 2015

Number of followers: not a lot, but I appreciate you all! What would I do without the porn bots?

Feel free to do this if you want. I know very few people on Tumblr so i guess i’ll tag my one “friend” @requiemforatuesday 

thanks again for the tag, @stillwithher i really like your blog! :D

[edgyartkid]

INNACURATE they obv want her to be 3’8 smh