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[kkuzushi]

જ Nothing’s Gonna Hurt You Baby. . .ᐟ

˚𖦹 ‘ Chapter 11 : Trust no one, especially your ex. ࣪𖤐

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“I can’t believe you tricked me into this.” Scaramouche grumbled, brushing a hand through his hair as he walked alongside Faruzan.

“You passed with a 98% yet was stupid enough to fall for something like this?” Faruzan grinned, “Smart in academics, stupid with love.”

Scaramouche just rolled his eyes at the woman’s teasing. He won’t deny that he’s utterly stupid with love—it might even be the reason the two of you broke up in the first place.

“I just thought that if you’re friends with YN, you might’ve actually got her to hang out with us,” Scaramouche defended despite knowing how pathetic it might be. His cheeks are starting to redden in embarrassment, too.

“Are you that stupid?” Faruzan crossed her arms, “Yn would just think I’m doing you a favor instead of just hanging out with them.”

“Fair enough.” Scaramouche shrugged.

The two of them spent a few hours going around the mall for a few Christmas decorations. Of course, Scaramouche complained the whole time, until they got back to campus.

“You bought two coffee jellies?” Faruzan asked, looking at the bag Scaramouche is holding.

“Yeah, one for me and the other one for..”

“Don't tell me, I already know.”

— ꒰꒰﹒Please just pretend the picture Scaramouche posted has Faruzan’s hair color (T_T).

— ꒰꒰﹒TAGLIST : @raineyun @hayamie @sketcheeee @wraithisd3adinside @heusalettle @liuaneee @yevurin @mywillt0live @kaikaidenkai @alatusorrow @shrimplyasleep

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© kkuzushi | Please do not translate, repost, or plagiarize my work. This AU is posted in Tumblr only unless stated otherwise by yours truly.

[rissouu]

ཐི♡ཋྀ smau’s !

for general masterlist click here

- JJK

random bf texts w meg (megumi) + fluff

they don’t support ur sanrio addiction (various) + fluff

random bf texts w kuna (sukuna) + suggestive

they bond with your pet (various) + fluff

“got another girl pregnant” prank (various) + suggestive

“he’s busy” prank (various) + suggestive

random bf texts w yuta (yuta) + fluff

“she’s busy” prank (various) + suggestive

you text them sexy red lyrics (various) + suggestive

random texts w sukuna (sukuna) + suggestive

“he just left come over” prank! (various) + suggestive

im pregnant and it’s not yours prank! (various) + suggestive

sneaking out (various) + suggestive

ghosting them but u post somebody else (various) + suggestive

- HAIKYUU

texts w suna (suna) + suggestive

- MHA

“she’s busy” prank text (various) + suggestive

random texts w dabi (dabi) + suggestive

“got another girl pregnant” prank (various) + suggestive

“he just left come over” prank! (various) + suggestive

sneaking out (various) + suggestive

“im pregnant but its not yours!” prank (various) + suggestive

- AOT

texts w plug!connie (connie) + sfw

texts w plug!eren (eren) + suggestive

texts w plug!ony (onyankopon) + suggestive

- MIXED

when you ignore them for too long (text) + sfw

type of nails they like on you (texts) + suggestive

©rissouu 2024

[nicngyu]

smau ; right place, wrong person.

pairing ; idol!beomgyu x gn!reader

summary ; in which a failed proposal at a txt send-off leads y/n to beomgyu, who can't help but meddle a little bit.

genre ; idol!au, strangers to friends to lovers, slow burn, fluff & crack, beomgyu being a menace.

featuring ; txt(ofc), sunghoon & jay and jake from enha, dino from svt, probably more enhypen and svt cameos.

warnings ; profanity, suicide jokes, attempt at humour, secondhand embarrassment (only first chapter lol), limited to no knowledge of an editor job, this plot started as a silly little joke in a conversation with my friend - fangs lu 4 da help!1

author's note ; this is my first fic pls dont eat me. also ignore time stamps pls the app is hard to manage T_T

start ; 24 june 2024 status ; in progress

profiles

⤷ enha kidnappers ‼️ ⤷ TUBATU TEAM

zero ; hybe hates ME

one ; this is awkward (written 1.06k)

two ; i sent a spy

three ; pack your bags x

four ; dig a hole and rot in it

five ; he'd start barking and snarling

six ; hot enough to steal my girlfriend

seven ; JAKE and others

eight ; beomgyu's a loser

nine ; choi beomgyu in your dms

ten ; you div

eleven ; bro's begging

twelve ; just got scammed by enhypen

thirteen ; this y/n person

fourteen ; WHY IS THERE A TIGER IN Y/N'S HOUSE

fifteen ; y/n in da washig machine

sixteen ; i've lost the battle

seventeen ; seungcheol giving bias

eighteen ; ok alpha calm down

nineteen ; ok one direction

twenty ; we're lost

twenty-one ; the feelings were not funny haha

twenty-two ; a break well spent

twenty-three ; OH MY GOD HE SHAT

twenty-four ; get good at y/n trivia

twenty-five ; HEE SUNG LADIES AND GENTLEMEN

twenty-six ; who did you roll into

twenty-seven ; wasnt your gf technically

twenty eight ; we thinking HARD

twenty-nine ; why did i agree to this

thirty ; jake stand up

thirty-one ; elevator🦅⁉️

thirty-two ; little does he know its 2/5

thirty-three ; idols are truly a different breed

thirty-four ; can you take a fucking hint

thirty-five ; sorry superstar

current taglist ; @serenityism00 @choppedballoondetective @starchasing-cryptid @lun4kazumii @xoxobela @calx-bdo @junhuicosmo @noraimp @isa942572 @huethusiasm @miyawwn @kumabeom @darlingz99 @redsockssuck @woncheecks @flowzel @sugawara-levi @20-cms @paradiseoflosers @222brainrot @blossommi @stwq2439 @taysfairies @nshmurarki @thisrandombitch @missychief1404 @petralovesbonedo @channieismylove @bee-the-loser @nineooooo @luvvhaerin

[bountycancelled]

PJO TWEETS

(part 3)

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content: implied pining for yn from luke and clarisse, fake pining from percy, age is just a number type joke?? ( I swear its not bad its just percy pretending to want yn😭😭) to avoid confusion, rachel isn't a face claim for yn, that's just a funny picture, yn still doesn't have a face! (although I do believe the daughter of zeus!yn would have a shirt like that)

a/n: giving the people (like 4 people) what they want, hope you enjoy! also tagged everyone who said that they wanted a part 3 to make it easier for them♡

taglist: @reet8713 @nothinmuchs-blog @zeeader @m00ng4z3r

[writing-wh0re]

"SMAU - Toji Fushiguro"

Uhh hi.. Haven't posted in a while. I have been DEEP in Smau content at the moment and this idea has been running through my mind like crazy.. there might be a few parts to this.

The Serotonin boost I got from writing this is insane... Should I open requests just for SMAU's?

Synopsis: Established relationship texts with modern au!toji, some screenshots are continued conversations (but I have tried to make this clear.. ish), Toji is your bodyguard. Gojo was a fling, Shiu is also a bodyguard for you / your family. No real storyline yet - just random chats between the two. Toji is trying not to ruin the one good job he's had but you're testing him. Small age cap - Reader is mid 20's and Toji is early 30s.

Warnings: 18+ content, daddy kink (kinda), slight bratty reader, flirtatousness(?), let me know if i missed anything.

PSA: I do not own any of the photos used - they're all from Pintrest and credit goes to the original owners.

Everything Taglist: @horrorxweasley @zagreusdaughter @sunshinemunchkin @alina02 @veryspookybatbabe @maybesandohnos @mathletemadison @themoonis-beautiful-tonight @skarlettmikaelson @darling2800 @reynaandeny @uwiuwi @anythingandeverything97 @fckve @nyx2021 @alexxavicry @thehumanistsdiary @anonreaderas @i-love-scott-mccall @a-hidden-gem @addymartinsstuff @alliereece @miyaluvvsyou @gabbag00l @peterpan-neverfails @wahooyahoo17 @2flyk4sh

[thejujvtsupost]

SMAU Masterlist

They Buy Something Expensive Without Telling You

You Caught A Cold

You’re Injured & Need Some Help

They Have A Nightmare

Pregnancy Symptoms

Outfit Appreciation

When Your Ex Texts 😒

Getting Their Name Tattooed

Fighting & Making Up

Pregnancy Symptoms Part II: Cravings

Pregnancy Symptoms Part III: Ultrasound

He Drunk Texts You

I’d Rather Eat a Cactus (F*ck Work)

Period Cramps

More coming soon

Taglist: open

🏷️: @kentochronicles @starlightanyaaa @parasite-b @hikariandptakchleb

-> Main Masterlist <-

Dividers by @thecutestgrotto

[slut4msby]

+ pairing; atsumu miya x model!reader x suna rintarou

+ synopsis; Don’t get sad, get even. You and Miya Atsumu always had a toxic relationship. There was no denying it. However Atsumu called your relationship off in the worst way possible, sleeping with your number one enemy, Miyazaki Aoi. However you’re an adult, who should deal with this in adult ways but, once a cheater always a cheater, right?

+ genre; smau, nsfw, crack, lovers to enemies to lovers & fake dating (there will also be some written pieces)

+ warnings; nsfw content, fem reader, cheating, toxic relationship & general toxic behaviour

+ taglist; open! send an ask or reply to be added :)

+ status; on-hold (will continue eventually).

 + profiles; lovers & fearsome foursome & nightmare blunt rotation

+ chapters;

⤷ 01. childish.

⤷ 02. like a brother [✎]

⤷ 03. ???

⤷ 04. ???

⤷ 05. ???

⤷ MORE TBA

+ atsumu's route;

⤷ 01. ???

⤷ 02. ???

⤷ 03. ???

⤷ 04. ???

⤷ 05. ???

⤷ MORE TBA

+ suna's route;

⤷ 01. ???

⤷ 02. ???

⤷ 03. ???

⤷ 04. ???

⤷ 05. ???

⤷ MORE TBA

[swirlingcurses]

🫧 ⸺ PRE-RELATIONSHIP TEXTS

random texts!

accidental pet names!

fake dating! part II part III

aftermath of fake dating! (follow up of 'fake dating!')

oh, wrong number!

contact pictures!

can I have your friend's number?

🫧 ⸺ STRANGERS TO SOMETHING? TEXTS

unknown number!

🫧 ⸺ IN RELATIONSHIP TEXTS

That's not my size!

🫧 ⸺ 11 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS & GOJO'S BIRTHDAY TEXTS

Snowmen!

Christmas tree time!

Happy birthday Gojo Satoru!

Let's go ice skating!

it's movie time!

🫧 ⸺ SMAU series

Jujutsu Kaisen! aka, they're all actors in a show.

[neeneee]

DIOR ME UP

Synopsis: In which Gojo Satoru ghosted you four years ago for seemingly no reason; on a random Tuesday, he decided it was a good idea to send you Twitter memes. You, being stubborn and proud, were determined not to answer, until a Dior package arrives at your home, and now responding doesn't seem all that bad.

Pairing: Gojo Satoru x reader

Genre: Crack, college AU, fluff, angst

Warnings: Mentions of suicide, death, violence (As jokes), swearing

Jujutsu kaisen belongs to Gege Akutami, but you knew that.

Sugarbabies | The Gojo squad | Da Kidz

Chapter one: Haunted House

Chapter two: highchool bullies

Chapter three: the only one

Chapter four: pretty boys and sugar daddies

Comment to be added to the taglist!

[1-800reki]

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synopsis: in which a boy with no motivation meets his power up! does he gain the power to confess, or will he watch his desired partner drift away from him?

featuring... Kenma, Y/n, Kuroo, Nekoma vb team, Lia, and Karasuno first years!!

pairing: Kenma x gn reader!

links!

accounts pt1 !!

accounts pt 2 !!

masterlist!!

1: Kenma!

2: Animal Crossing!

3: You What?! Pt 1

4: You What?! PT 2

5: Shut up Kuroo!

more coming soon!

taglist!: @sugurumybeloved , @frootloopscos, @walllflowerrrsss, @thatgirlsstar,, @abzyissupersleepy , @kodzubaby

[kkuzushi]

જ Nothing’s Gonna Hurt You Baby. . .ᐟ

˚𖦹 ‘ Chapter 10 : I’ll wipe that smirk off your face; or better yet, I’ll wipe your entire face off. ࣪𖤐

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After going through a(n un)productive group studies with your friends, finals went by in a flash, or that’s what you’d like to tell yourself. In actuality, it’s one of the hellish weeks you had to go through; barely sleeping a wink that you almost resorted to just praying to the gods that you pass this semester. Just almost though.

Luckily enough, you passed with a 93% average. Give yourself a pat in the shoulder because you deserve it! As you pat yourself, you notice a crowd forming on the other side of the room. Specifically where Scaramouche is at.

You didn’t bother joining them but curiosity got the best of you. “Hey, what’s going on over there?” You asked the student next to you. They look at where you’re gesturing before returning to you, “Oh it’s Scaramouche, apparently he’s got the highest in the class—98% average.”

You almost visibly cringed at that information. You won’t overlook the fact he’s just naturally smart, but maybe it’s the knowledge that he’s smarter than you that irks you. He’s probably smirking and boasting in his seat right now like the egotistical bastard he is. The thought was enough to make you roll your eyes and scoff.

The crowd dies down as the professor in front calls out for everyone’s attention. “Just informing everyone that this is the last school day. If you’re planning on hosting a christmas party, you are free to do so for only this week.”

Well great, there goes your holiday break.

“But it’s not mandatory to host nor attend,” the professor adds.

Nevermind, maybe you still get to enjoy this month’s break after all. After all, who wouldn’t love not seeing a certain classmate for a few weeks>

A few more clarifications were made and the class was dismissed for the day. As you made your way outside of the room, you felt a tap on your shoulder. Speaking of the devil, it’s exactly who you’re thinking of—Scaramouche.

“Hey.” An awkward greeting, he knows that. He’s well aware that you haven’t responded to the message he sent you a few days ago, and he knows it won’t be replied to anytime soon as he sees that scowl on your face.

“What?” You asked, making it clear you weren’t interested in idle chatter right now.

“What’d you get for the semester?” He asks, deliberately ignoring the tone of your voice.

You didn’t answer, just stared at him, hoping the awkwardness will just make him go away. It didn’t though, he just smirked at you. Though from his perspective, that was his ‘normal smile’.

“I got a 98%”

“Who?”

“I did–”

“Asked?”

Scaramouche paused at your joke, contemplating whether to laugh or be annoyed, until he realized you were annoyed from the start. He grinned, “Congrats on whatever you got, yn.” He walked away, giving you a short wave.

— ꒰꒰﹒TAGLIST : @raineyun @hayamie @sketcheeee @wraithisd3adinside @heusalettle @liuaneee @yevurin @mywillt0live @kaikaidenkai @alatusorrow @shrimplyasleep

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© kkuzushi | Please do not translate, repost, or plagiarize my work. This AU is posted in Tumblr only unless stated otherwise by yours truly.

[purerehua]

disco pang pang

pairing ⇆ kim gyuvin x reader

genre ⇆smau ; crack ; fluff ; romance ; meet ugly ; written chapters

cw ⇆ cursing, kys jokes, nsfw jokes, and inappropriate humor in general. specifc warnings will be at the stated on each chapter

status ⇆ ongoing

— synopsis ⇆ what's there to do when you land in an awkward position with a cute stranger due to a chaotic amusement park ride?

character profiles !

— y/n and her therapists , gyuvin's biggest haters

chapters !

1. shenanigans 9/10

2. puppy stranger 9/10

3. damage control (two parts) 9/12

4. ↺... try again later ?

5. ↺... try again later ?

— apply to be on the taglist here

[splitontendo]

pairing: takahiro hanamakki x f!reader

synopsis: having no money and the worst job leads you to dark places, answering a strangers roommate ad. leading you to meet the roommate from hell, who happens to have the solution to your problems and isn’t too bad at giving head.

genre: smau, crack, enemies to lovers, smut, angst, content creator!makki, slooooow burn.

status: ongoing

🎀 meet the characters!

୨ৎ 01 | what does lore mean?

୨ৎ 02 | piss baby

୨ৎ 03 | ok cool guy 🙄

୨ৎ 04 | walking clinic

୨ৎ 05 | cooking

୨ৎ 06 | my boygina is pulsating

୨ৎ 07 | put some inches in me then

୨ৎ 08 | baby you don’t even know (written + smut)

୨ৎ 09 | hole pic tmr tho??

୨ৎ 10 | the baffoon

୨ৎ 11 |

୨ৎ 12 |

୨ৎ 13 |

୨ৎ 14 |

୨ৎ 15 |

MTBA!

[bountycancelled]

PJO TWEETS

(part 1)

requested: no, the ideas just been in my mind for a while

warnings: none!

content: yn is a zeus kid, and I only used characters that I kind of know (so there's no nico, thalia, leo, etc) luke and clarisse both lowkey want yn (lucky her fr), persassy, sassabeth, unedited so don't mind the mistakes, that's all kthnxbye

a/n: needed to split this into 2 parts cuz I forgot about the limit, so read part 2 HERE

[shotos-angelic-whore]

The Good, The Bad & Everything Between mstl

The day before Valentine’s Day, Pro Hero Dynamight announces he has a Valentine without saying who. Followers freak out when they see Pro Hero Aflame retweeted it. Life as Pro Heroes becomes hectic as everyone slowly starts getting married and starting families, including [Y/n]’s brother Izuku. What will it take for Bakugo to commit to [Y/n] the way she wants him to?

COPYRIGHT  2023 BY SHOTOS-ANGELIC-WHORE. ALL WORK IS INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY OF THE AUTHOR. ALL RIGHTS FOR PLOT LINE AND ORIGINAL CHARACTERS RESERVED. ANY REDISTRIBUTION OR REPRODUCTION OF ANY PART OR ALL CONTENTS IN ANY FORM IS PROHIBITED. YOU MAY NOT, WITHOUT WRITTEN EXPRESSION AND CONSENT FROM THE AUTHOR, DISTRIBUTE WORKS AMONGST OTHER SOCIAL MEDIA PLATFORMS!

!!DISCLAIMER!! I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO ANY OF THE MY HERO CHARACTERS OR PLOT LINES. I ONLY OWN THE RIGHTS TO [Y/N] MIDORIYA AKA PRO HERO AFLAME

send an ask with your user if you want to be tagged! age must be in bio!

Note: This is an SMAU!! I am very happy to begin writing this! The app I use is no longer in the app store so I apologize if you want it

Midosquad Bakusquad

The amount of parts tbd

chapter one ~ chapter two ~ chapter three

chapter four ~ chapter five ~ chapter six

chapter seven

filler 1

[yoongisababygoat]

ᡣ𐭩 Welcomeee to my smau master list cutesies :3

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𐙚 Do you think we're soulmates in every universe?

𐙚 Would you still love me if I was a ____

𐙚 Girl men!

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