#smallswarmofbees

[the-ipre]

You've broken someone else's bone???

[id: the "say the line bart" meme edited to say "say the line ash." bart says "well i've never broken one of my OWN bones" and the class cheers /end id]

thank you to my lovely partner for making this <3 and yes i broke both bones in my sisters forearm when she was in 4th grade and i was in 2nd grade <3

[830poll]

Hi hi hi, I just want to say that I really love the 8.30 polls and your options are always so creative and I love the drawings and Hat is the best and basically just thank you for doing this <3

(feel free to respond privately if you want to keep your feed for polls :3)

N'aww, thank you!

It's been a genuine pleasure writing this goofy-ass story with you all. Writing the prompts is one thing, but watching people's choices? Trying to interpret them into a single continuity? God it makes me laugh.

thank u all I hope u are having as much fun as I am

(Case in point - it's wild to think that Hat would not have existed as a character if people hadn't expressed an interest in terrible shirts, but ultimately voted to move the camera over. "this stick figure is you" "no it aint")

[fuckvictorvale]

Abelia & papyrus for the ask game? :3

thanks for the ask!

abelia ⇢ do you have a particular piece of jewelry you always wear or can’t part with? i never take off my jewelry so basically all of it. my nose stud never comes out (obviously bc it will close), my seconds are always in, and i sometimes take out my firsts because i always wear gold hoops and they're not always comfortable to sleep in. i also always have a necklace on although my favorite one broke so i don't like this one as much. and then, idk if it counts as jewelry, but i wear my apple watch religiously

papyrus ⇢ if you put your ‘on repeat’ playlist on shuffle, what’s the first song that comes up? what do you like about it / associate it with?

Moderation by Florence + the Machine. i just really like florence, they have such a unique sound. i love how dramatic all their songs are and she has such a distinct voice. it reminds me of one of my best friends because she's a huge florence fan

[wizardraziw]

Thank you, @bumblebeekitten and @smallswarmofbees !

I will be tagging asks from now on as magic:asks

I must cordially apologize, students.

[tesray]

smallswarmofbees replied to your post “New Magnificent Mustelids Motto: When in doubt ask the rats”

Chanting rat rat rat like that one cursed post before you ask them

It is now confirmed that the verbal compnent of speak with animals is “rat rat rat rat rat”

[seraphtonin]

@smallswarmofbees replied to your post: I need to stop calling various things “bois”...

I was building some ikea furniture the other day and I was calling everything a boy. Woody boys, twisty boys, slidey boys, round boys, sharp boys. Nails, castors, screws, the hammer, you name it, I called every material I used some kind of weird boy

You are my hero

[incorrectdicesukiquotes]

Aura: Is there a word that’s a mix of angry and sad?

Sol: Malcontented, disgruntled, miserable, desolated...

Deon: Smad.

[submitted by smallswarmofbees]

[kayotie]

March 25th for the birthday ask thing ^_^

March: Favourite colour? Pink and Black

25: What is your favourite childhood memory? Probably the trip to Australia that I went on with my dad when I was 10

Thanks sweet pea appreciate it :) 

[thegirlwhoneversleeps592]

Tag Thingo

Tagged by @bisexualvalkyriecain Rules: Answer the questions and tag 20 people you’d like to get to know better!

Name: Sofia

Nicknames: kinda don't have one?????

Zodiac sign: libra

Hogwarts house: Ravenclaw

Height: maybe 5"4/5"5 idk

Sexual orientation: pretty sure I'm asexual Ethnicity: white

Favourite fruit: apples

Favourite season: winter

Favourite book series: either Narnia or Harry Potter

Favourite fictional character: What a hard question

Favourite flower: roses or orchids. I like a lot of flowers

Favourite scent: food cooking no matter where I am

Favourite colour: purple

Favourite animals: cats

Coffee, tea, or hot chocolate: hot chocolate Average hours sleep: 6

Number of blankets: 1

Dream trip: seeing Paris or London or Russia in all of their glory

Last thing I googled: Adelaide metro

How many bogs I follow: many

Number of followers: not that many

What does my blog have that is of interest?: I'm what you call a shitposting blog

Do I get asks regularly: MAN I WISH I tag @toomanyskeletons @henryledorable @smallswarmofbees

[theveryhornycaterpillar]

@smallswarmofbees honestly, I think these are the same person @fucthis I could have told him that, but it already took me 10 minutes to explain them individually so I dread to think how long that would take.

[little-painting]

Describe yourself using only pictures you have saved Tagged by my bestie @smallswarmofbees !! Tbh I'm surprised I only have one picture of the moon 😱 I tag @taco--frog, @calellon & @frozenyogurtangels if any of y'all are interested!

[seraphtonin]

@smallswarmofbees replied to your post: Accidentally stayed up until 4am knitting

What were you knitting?

I’m making a scarf! I’ve told my parents that it’s for me but I’ll be giving it to either my father or my mother when I’m done- I just haven’t decided whom yet 😁

[incorrectdicesukiquotes]

Miss Maria: Deon, can I speak to you for a minute?

Deon: Ooooh someone’s in trouble. It’s me. I don’t know why I did that.

[submitted by smallswarmofbees]

[kayotie]

Happy birthday!!! Congrats on graduating from teenager to 20-something! Hope you had an awesome day 🎈🎁😎🎉

Aww Thank You

[thegirlwhoneversleeps592]

91 Statements Tag

Tagged by @bisexualvalkyriecain thanks fam!! Rules: answer the 92 statements + tag 20 people Last: 1. Drink: water 2. Phone call: my mum 3. Text message: my friend Lawson 4. Song you listened to: In the Middle by dodie 5. Time you cried: the day before yesterday. I cried a lot last week Have you: 6. Dated someone twice: no 7. Kissed someone and regretted it: nah 8. Been cheated on: no 9. Lost someone special: yes 10. Been depressed: probably 11. Gotten drunk and thrown up: no List 3 Favourite Colours: 12-14 blue, purple, any pastel In the Last Year Have You: 15. Made new friends: no 16. Fallen out of love: nope 17. Laughed until you cried: that's me every single time I laugh 18. Found out someone was talking about you: well yes and I thought it was funny 19. Met someone who changed you: probably 20. Found out who your friends are: yes 21. Kissed someone on your facebook list: no General: 22. How many of your facebook friends do you know in real life: all of them because it's 90% my family 23. Do you have any pets: no but I want a cat 24. Do you want to change your name: i used to want to be called Georgie for some reason but I like my name 25. What did you do for your last birthday: my friends and I watched movies and had Star Wars cupcakes 26. What time did you wake up: 9:11am 27. What were you doing at midnight last night: thinking about how I should go to bed 28. Name something you can’t wait for: seeing my friend Chelsea in September and vidcon and night vale next year also Star Wars because I'll be able to see this year now I have glasses 29. When was the last time you saw your mum: a couple of hours ago 30. What is the one thing you could change in your life: I wish I talked more so people would listen to me when I'm speaking 31. What are you listening to right now: dodie in the background 32. have you ever talked to a person named Tom: yeah there was a kid at my primary school named Tom. His mum did crafts with us and I never paid for them and she gave them to me anyway 33: Something that is getting on your nerves: feeling excluded in my own home/ in friend group, not feeling like I belong anywhere, feeling as if I'm behind my friends in life 34. Most visited websites: tumble.com or youtube 35. Elementary: is this about school???? here we call it primary??? yes????? 36. High school: I graduated last year 37. University: no because my score wasn't enough to do the course I wanted 38. Hair colour: brown but I do want to dye the ends purple but I don't want to bleach it 39. Long or short hair: it's the shortest it's been in years but it just touches my shoulders 40. Do you have a crush on someone: no 41. What do you like about yourself: I think I'm nice???? I got pretty eyes I know that at least 42. Piercings: just my ears 43. Blood type: O+ I think 44. Nickname: soap and I hate it 45. Relationship status: single 46. Zodiac: Libra I don't know the other stuff 47. Pronouns: she/her 48. Favourite TV show: whatever I'm interested in I have too many 49. Tattoos: no 50. Right hand or left: right First: 51. Surgery: I haven't had a surgery??? 52. Hair dyed a different colour: someone thought it would be a good idea to put bright blonde streaks in my hair. I hated it 53. Sport: idk 54. Vacation: idk 55. Pair of trainers: probs converse idk More General: 56. Eating: nothing 57. Drinking: water 58. I’m about to: continue cleaning my room 59. Waiting for: my chance in the sun Want: 60. Get married: yes one day but just once 61. Career: author 62. Favourite artist: Vincent Van Gogh 63. Place you want to travel to: London, Paris, Russia 64. Favourite subject: English Which Is Better: 65. Hugs or kisses: hugs 66. Lips or eyes: eyes 67. Shorter or taller: taller 68. Older or younger: near same age but older 69. Nice arms or nice stomach: arms 70. Sensitive or loud: sensitive 71. Hookup or relationship: relationship 72. Troublemaker or hesitant: hesitant Have You Ever: 73. Kissed a stranger: no 74. Drank hard liquor: no 75. Lost glasses/contact lenses: not yet 76. Turned someone down: yes 77. Sex on the first date: no 78. Broken someone’s heart: no 79. Had your heart broken: platonically yes 80. Been arrested: no 81. Cried when someone died: yes 82. Fallen for a friend: no but I platonically love my friends Do You Believe In: 83. Yourself: no 84. Miracles: yes 85. Love at first sight: yes 86. Santa Claus: OF COURSE 87. Kiss on the first date: depending 88. Angels: yes Other: 89. Current best friend’s name: Chloe (the gal that tagged me) and Lawson 90. Eye colour: green/blue they change colour 91. Favourite movie: The Perks of Being a Wallflower and Anastasia WHY IS THERE SO MANY QUESTIONS I tag @toomanyskeletons @smallswarmofbees I'm not tagging 20 people

[incorrectdicesukiquotes]

Deon: I’m like Cupid.