#sluttiest thing a man can do is wear a turtleneck

[mulderscully]

NICHOLAS GALITZINE FOR TINGS MAGAZINE (2022)

[mirkwood]

the world is not ready to see melkor in a turtleneck

[d1s1ntegrated]

If you don’t mind, can you do one of Mr.Compress?

Thx!

AAA! this might be a bit OOC just cause i dont know compress like that LOL. these r just some of my personal HCS!!

mr. compress/atsuhiro hcs! (some nsfw!)

first things first, atsu is such a GENTLEMAN. holds doors, puts your shoes on for you, pours your glass before his, etc. he is a big fan of chivalry.

he loves to read mystery-thrillers

his favorite drink is ACTUALLY a hot toddy despite what most people would think.

he's very skilled with his hands. he likes to make sure his clothes are very well-fitted so he learned how to sew and tailor really young.

hes a very traditional lover despite being so villainous. even if you can't show face in public, he'll make sure that you two have very romantic dinner dates, rose petals and all, candlelit (at home) picnics, etc.

he loves turtleneck sweaters like deadass he thinks they're so comfy

dad jokes all the way

and really really shitty knock knock jokes

he's so fucking corny sometimes but in a cute way

he ain't the charismatic villain for nothing. he's a class-A FLIRTTTTT

he doesn't take the mask off often. sometimes you like that though.

he is a MISSIONARY man. but in the sluttiest way possible. kissing, licking, nibbling down your neck.

also likes to give you little scares during sex as a joke-

"i'm going to fill you up, my love. you're going to have my babies"

pulls out at the second

when he does take the mask off, my fucking god, he is so beautiful

this man has a 10-step skincare routine, because he knows that wearing his balaclava and mask all the time clogs his pores

he smells so fucking good too, like cashmere and amber and vanilla, but with a smoky top note that just...GOD FUCK MM he smells divine.

he knows he's attractive in a sense, but has severe facial dysmorphia due to the facial coverings. so when you call him handsome, he still blushes like crazy.

his favorite color is burgundy, not yellow like his coat.

more importantly he likes when YOU wear burgundy.

he's definitely taken his hat off and said "milady" to you before but you laughed at him too hard and he stopped doing it

says "for the bit" unironically

and other long ass words like "pulchritudinous".

he's really such a cutie patootie

i think this made me realize some things about compress...anyways! i hope this was good i tried my best ╰(*´︶`*)╯♡

[deepeststrawberrymoon]

the sluttiest thing a man can do is wear a black turtleneck

[bubmyg]

thinking abt the sluttiest thing a man can do is wear a black turtleneck tweet only to be slapped by some random demo on yoongi’s phone that sounds suspiciously like jeongguk im drop kicking him

[frostbite-yinny]

Rate leon in his alt outfit in Pokemon masters

THIS guy?????? The one who has sponsors on his cape? Well, I won't lie he is an absolute hotty wish someone asked him for the Yinny rates man episode but, well, what you gonna do XD I have never seen his new costume actually-

Oh.

That is- I mean- UMMMM, SIR?????? SIR?????? CHILL WTF. That is, and I mean it with the upmost respect, the sluttiest thing a man can wear. Sleeveless turtleneck which also exposes your lower chest????? Long gloves with things???????

I'm BEGGING for somebody to ask him to be fully rated cuz this man is a 10/10, sweet, nice, kind of a himbo, HAWT LIKE- what's there to not like?

[aquablues-archive]

the sluttiest thing a man can do is wear a black turtleneck

[flying-ham]

Oh my god I haven’t really kept up w the winchesters or supernatural since the finale but dean appearing in a black turtleneck?? The same night I was talking to my best friend about how the sluttiest thing a man can do is wear a black turtleneck?? What the fuck??

[97-liners]

congratulations on 2k jackie! have a cheol:

for requests, either one of these with jeonghan:

Being so close that you can feel your lips brush when you whisper or “can you feel my heart beating?”

(alternatively, anything sweet with jeonghan kggkg i will eat it up)

- livvie

auuughhhh nooo not black turtleneck cheol 😭😭😭 a black turtleneck is the sluttiest thing a man can wear…!

anyways because it’s me, i had to be creative, so here’s an arranged marriage modern royalty au with prince jeonghan!! no word count bc i wrote this on my phone

“you’re avoiding eye contact.”

jeonghan’s voice is quiet, his breath hot against your ear. “sorry,” you frown petulantly, making no move to tilt your head in his direction.

“you haven’t looked me in the eye all day,” jeonghan says, a grin in his voice. “not even on accident. not even when we kissed.”

you press your lips together. it’s evening now, the formal reception, and your first dance with the prince is being furiously photographed and televised to an audience of millions. the whole day has been. from the ceremony in the morning to the carefully choreographed kiss on the palace balcony to the carriage ride through the capital, waving and receiving flowers from fans lined up along the route.

“come on, your highness, do you really hate me that much?” jeonghan’s hands are firm on your waist as he sweeps you into a small spin.

“don’t call me that,” you reply quietly. “and, i should be asking the same to you.” of course he hates you. handsome prince jeonghan, charismatic and flirty, a teen heartthrob turned eligible bachelor, and now married to plain old you. the only thing you have to stand on is the noble blood running through your veins and childhoods spent summering with the yoon siblings.

“why would i hate you?” he sounds surprised.

“i know this wasn’t your choice,” you sigh. “i’m sorry.”

“and how do you know that?”

“there’s no way it could be anything else,” you laugh bitterly.

you turn a little too quickly and catch the hem of your dress under your foot. with a quiet squeak of surprise, you stumble, only to be caught quickly by jeonghan pulling you into his chest. gasping, you turn your head to come face to face with him. he still has those same gentle eyes you remember from when you were a child.

jeonghan looks dead serious, however. he holds you against his body, tight, but you wouldn’t have tried to back away even if you could. “do you feel that?”

“what?” you breathe out, barely a whisper, too entranced by his eyes to think straight. this is exactly what you were afraid of. it’s always been like this for you, one look into his eyes and you’re a stupid teenager all over again, lovesick over the prince.

“do you feel my heart beating,” jeonghan asks, and you do, frantic and heavy against his chest, like a caged bird trying to escape. “i chose this,” he says, loosening his grip on you and letting you step back. “i chose you.”

he tucks a wayward strand of hair behind your ear, painfully affectionate, impossibly tender. “please don’t think i hate you,” he murmurs, tracing his thumb tenderly along your cheek. behind you, you can hear the sound of camera shutters exploding as the photographers rush to capture the intimate moment.

“i— i…” your mouth is dry as you stumble over the words. “i can try.”

[bubmyg]

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where’s that post that’s like the sluttiest thing a man can do is wear is a black turtleneck,,,,