#Yinny rates man

[frostbite-yinny]

YINNY RATES MAN EPISODE TWO: @professor-amaryllis

WELL WELL WELL. First of all, I would like to start this episode by saying that I catered for his and Dave's wedding. It was a beautiful ceremony. They are such a nice person. Also, I would like to say they use they/he pronouns but I'll be mostly using 'he' pronouns because my keyboard is fucking crazy and freaks out <3

Welcome everyone to; Yinny Rates man~ episode 2

Amy Amaryllis; The wild guy turned Pokemon proffesor aged like fine wine

Yes, this 'Daddy issues good ending' male lead. Look at that ekans shirt. Look at his dress shirt and assassin haircut. Sadly, the 1 point he got by being exactly 10 years older than me is imminently crossed off by the fact he is 5'5. I like my man with issues, and what better way to build character than getting bullied in middle school by getting called a girafarig.

For one too many times, I got drunk with handstand shots at a frat boy's party and watched this guy's show piled on a couch smoking things I would rather not say in public. High girls LOVE their funky clothes and watching him wrestle with Krookodile's. If that's real. Might be a fever dream I dunno the only thing I know is I watched the whole show and it was fucking amazing. 10/10 would do it again with no hesitation. I would try to do it sober this time.

Now back to the daddy issues good ending part. I would like you to observe the kind and heartfelt way he is looking at those babies. Look at the compassion in them. I would like you to take a second to drink it in. This man would give you the male validation your father never did without it being weird. I would like to simp harder but this pure-hearted golden man doesn't deserve any type of filth coming anywhere near him.

Get yourself a man who is as stylish as him. Beautiful pink skirt, matching scarf with a yellow blouse, AND an Ekans walking stick????? Well, Dave hit the jackpot. ALSO when I got drunk and asked him about the shit in meowstick ears they just said I must be having a good time and calmly explained it to me with a warning not to touch their ears.

I would let this short beefcake ruin my life only if they let me pet Beans the internet celebrity Zorua.

Okey my mom went to the other room let me real quick: He looks like the main character of a 'One had a flower shop and one had a tattoo shop romance' and you will never know which one he is running. He is the mom friend of the group everyone secretly has a little crush on. The hair is ON POINT and combined with those clothes?????? a solid 10 pls give me fashion advice. They have done nothing wrong in their lives. If I saw them slaughter a man with their bare hands I would lock myself in an asylum because this man had never been wrong not even once in his life and I must have gone crazy.

I like pathetic man. This guy is a ray of sunshine in a pathetic world.

Yes, please continue restoring out faith in humanity, king. We need it.

Final verdict: 8/10 he is a spectacular person that does NOT deserve to be in this show. I know when someone is above this shit. 2 points off because he is not evil or ridiculously old or has issues.

(BTW ALL PICS ARE CREDITED TO @professor-amaryllis THEY MADE THEM AND GAVE ME PERMISSION TO USE THEM)

[teamphobia]

The people must know bane

Rate yinny cooking she rated way too many man and Pokemon on her blog

All jokes aside, I do enjoy Yinny's cooking. She's quite talented. Sometimes it reminds me of home.

[lavamollusks]

Hello hello~

I just got an ask soooooo, may I publicly ask your permission to rate you on

Yinny rates man; Episode (not sure yet)

Rate... me?

Sure, go ahead I guess?

[frostbite-yinny]

*SLAMS TABLE* OKAY WE’VE SEEN YOUR TASTE IN MEN BEFORE YINNY BUT I HAVE A BURNING QUESTION FOR YOU *POINTS TO YOU DRAMATICALLY* THOUGHTS ON GRIMSLEY????

OHOHOHOOOO NOW YOU GUYS ARE ASKING QUESTIONS I LIKE

Come gather around for; Yinny rates man~ Episode 1

Grimsley; Dark type Unova elite four member

Yes, this guy. He, with all due respect, looks like an evil-looking lawyer that is kind of an asshole but shines and show care once in a while. When you get closer to him, of course.

Now, I know close to nothing about this man BUT I HAVE EYES. And, boi, this guy has ✨looks✨ he looks like a cocky asshole that is actually pretty sweet and kind which I dig look at his hair it looks like some kind of bird Pokemon it looks like his hair has wings

Also, him without blue hair dye and no concelar? Spectacular.

I love man that looks like wet littens. Dare I say, Poor little meow meows. Train wrecks. That's my type.

But this man is too good to be called any of them.

Also HE HAS A LIEPARD. GOT 3 POINTES JUST FROM THAT.

Finally verdict; 10/10 he has his life together BUT still has the poor little meow meow crustly old man charisma. I like him.

[frostbite-yinny]

RATE ARCHIE, THE HOT EVIL PIRATE MAN

-@water-pokemon-appreciator

This was a long time coming... One that I have put away for so long because I wrote 3 episodes but all of them got deleted and I didn't have motivation after that BUT I AM BACK with popular demand cuz one person I like got excited when I said I was trying to write another episode of this and that gave me the motivation I was so ready to never do this again

Come on, come all to; Yinny rates man~ Episode 3

Archie; The leader of team aqua and my enemies-to-lovers awakening

No, no. That's ugly, I'm talking about the yassified version of him.

Ah, yes. That's better. Is Archie even Archie without his half-opened bodysuit, his overly-large mega necklace, tiny black half-skirt made out of net, weird but cool connected boots, and (for some reason) exposed left bicep?

Like, seriously, why is it exposed. Why does he have a gash there? Is that high fashion? Am I too poor to understand it? I dunno bro-

Back to the topic: With broad shoulders, a tiny waist, and a bosom bigger than any woman I have ever met, this neoprene-clad hunk of pure muscle beef pie with 0.2 percent of body fat was and still is the most simped after evil team leader to ever exist.

Well, can you blame them?

I'm just saying, never google this man's name in Pinterest/DeviantArt/google images or whatever else you use to look up your sick little fantasies. Not because people will think you are a team aqua grunt, oh no, it's much worse because they will think you are a simp with mommy issues that need someone to take care of you.

Put down that body pillow, this man's taken.

Other than his striking physique, over-the-top facial expressions, big mommy milkers that you bury your head between, and a fucking crobat that shows he has good inside that water-boarded heart, the reason he has this many simps?

His rivalry with the most twink looking man to ever exist. You already know who I'm talking about but I'm gonna say it anyway: Maxie What can I say, a blue-coded hothead and a red-coded nerd are always destined to be together. The sexual tension between these two is even higher than the tension between me and bashing my head against the wall. Final verdict; Over the top hunk man with a potential heart of gold, an enemies-to-lovers arc and, let's be honest, the world being covered in water is MUCH better than not having any water at all because that's stupid since we need it to live 9/10he lost one point cuz I don't understand the fucking gash on his arm.

[frostbite-yinny]

Well the world is ending so thoughts on ghetsis?

He kinda hot ngl but I'm a sucker for long green hair so I might be a hypocrite

[frostbite-yinny]

I think something's wrong with my weedle. Can you rate it?

That's either a weedle OR a shiny caterpie. Being shiny is a mutation so it almost always triggers something else with it, might wanna get it checked out.

But otherwise? 6/10 looks like a badly bred Pokemon that got health issues so it would look fierce BUT I ALSO LOVE HOW SCRUNGLY IT LOOKS LOOK HOW VIBRANT THOSE COLORS ARE IM ANGRY AT MYSELF BUT HOLY FUCK THIS IS RAD

[frostbite-yinny]

How would you rate my boy Berior?

[attached is a picture of Berior with his teefs out as he patiently waits for Cael to finish buffing them] -@untitledducklett

//picture of Berior can be found in the pinned post on anon so I can't link it properly

LOOK HOW PRETTY HE ISSSSSS

That Pokemon is, hands down, one of the most BEUTIFULLY TRIMMED POKEMON I HAVE EVER SEEN HOLY FUCK-

I need the number of your groomer, now. Pls.

10/10, spectacular pretty boi

[frostbite-yinny]

You should rate yourself

I have a god complex and image issues at the same time, I can but it won't be very accurate <3 <3 <3 But feel free to rate me babe <3 <3 <3

[frostbite-yinny]

Rate leon in his alt outfit in Pokemon masters

THIS guy?????? The one who has sponsors on his cape? Well, I won't lie he is an absolute hotty wish someone asked him for the Yinny rates man episode but, well, what you gonna do XD I have never seen his new costume actually-

Oh.

That is- I mean- UMMMM, SIR?????? SIR?????? CHILL WTF. That is, and I mean it with the upmost respect, the sluttiest thing a man can wear. Sleeveless turtleneck which also exposes your lower chest????? Long gloves with things???????

I'm BEGGING for somebody to ask him to be fully rated cuz this man is a 10/10, sweet, nice, kind of a himbo, HAWT LIKE- what's there to not like?

[frostbite-yinny]

Mr. Amar! <Dashing Squid Selfie> You Rate Squids?

Man, woman, non-binary, gender-fluid, Pokemon (IN A NON-SEXUAL WAY GET TF OUT MY INBOX POKEPHILIA) I will gladly rate them ALL on Yinny rates man because I use man in a gender-natural way <3 <3

THAT squid is a 10/10 look at the good boi, dashing, spectacular, show-stopping. Somebody, get this squid on a magazine cover.

[frostbite-yinny]

THATS FINE, TAKE YOUR TIME

BUT I AM VERY EXCITED!!!!!

ITS FINE I AM EXCITED TOO

<youtuber voice: guess who I am gonna put in Yinny rates man DOWN IN THE COMMENTs and SMASH THAT LIKE BUTTON and dont forget to subscribe >

[frostbite-yinny]

YOU DO REALIZE SENDING JOLTIKS TO PEOPLE DOESNT GENERATE MUCH PAY ignore i'm a team of 1 rn

I am VERY against sending people Pokemon. Are you aware just how much Pokemon end up being abused and mistreated because they are 'gifts' to people that have no knowledge of how to care for them or any preparation to house them?

Shame on you. That's why ou are a team of 1

If you were on Yinny rates man You would be a solid -8/10 even while being evil and fucked up smh

[frostbite-yinny]

OMG YINNY RATES MAN IS MY FAVORITE THING EVER

YEA I LOST MY MOTIVATION WHEN 3 FUCKING EPISODES I WROTE GOT DELETED

IM BACK (after my exams) BABEYYYYYY

[frostbite-yinny]

you are literally always horny on main

but we love that about you <3

I am NOT btw new episode of Yinny rates man will be out in a week when my exams are done

Love you too babe <3

[frostbite-yinny]

LOOK A LETTER OR NOT IDK I CANT REMBER MOST NAMES

So, mysterious past, a chance to be older than me, daddy issues, green long hair- yep, 10/10 if I wasn't working on the new Yinny rates man episode I would just write him XD

SO, uhh, whats your deal? are we dealing with another team snagem takeover? Should we get you 500 bf's?

Snagem? Absolutely not. Do you really think i would stoop low enough to hurt a pokemon? Arc forbid.

This isn't about the pokemon. This is about the humans who hurt the pokemon. The humans who hurt their own.