#slurp sounds

[spider-ghoul]

I wanna take those Japanese pocky sticks and boil them in water so I can slurp them up like spaghetti

[ptitsa-poh]

I have to confess - I just love stupid kobolds.

[stardust-sunset]

ponyboy hates loud chewers so much like he’ll yell at darry and soda if they chew too loud lmfao

[captain-noir]

whats your favourite girl you’re deranged ldpdl moment? mine’s in ep2 when hes shit-talking lestat per usual  re the opera and the tenor being like ‘lestat was a SNOBBY nasty bitch who killed an innocent man of MIDDLING talent for an offending note. it was SO barbaric daniel it very nearly put me off killing forever but lestat had a way about him x 3 and i didnt want to disappoint so i pretended to enjoy it and we drained and feasted on him all. night. long. and we could do that because lestat was an Artist of Death. i, a mere babybird of a fledgling, a fumbling botched vampire had no stomach for such DEPRAVITY. i did however feel CHARGED listening to the thoughts and reading the mind of the tenor. i relished in the quiet almost meditative remembrance of a rich picturesque life in italy, of the warm hearth of a loving home, the weather-beaten face of a doting father who taught him to fish, the deep blue waters and the open horizon. it was TRANSCENDENT. anyway, i havent killed since the year 2000. i sit here a master of my own instincts unlike the rest of the vampires who are slaves to the blood. 

*waiter enters the scene with a bloodbag* the ab negative you ordered, fresh from the farm. 

daniel: what farm!?

louis: what farm indeed

[lyraeon]

Lot of people out here talking like their specific noise to get irrationally angry at is somehow more correct than other people's really need to look up misophonia

[rivsisnotonfire]

GERARD WAY SUCKED A MAN OFF TO GET ONTO SPIN MAGAZINE?

[theouger]

LETS

FUCKING

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[arkashas]

Gonjiam Haunted Asylum (2018) dir. Jung Bum-shik

[matchbet-allofthetime]

The way I just know Tomas could and would drown himself in pussy given the chance...

LOOK AT HIM-

That man DEVOURS good pussy! I just know it in my soul

[loveaetingkids]

Just so you know if you ever hear wet sounds and moaning that’s not me having sex that’s me eating picked tomatoes

[serotoninsnail]

Date: 30th August 2023

[imdarealpeppino]

Gives you a tasty slice of pizza and a cookie brownie enjoy

😋

[l48yr1nth]

trying 2 imagine jelliefishe's interactions w poob ,,, bes friedns ,,, maybe poob has hosted a party at the fishy aquarium b4 ,,,, who knows ,,,,,

also imagine how fucking funny it would be if pest is just trying 2 pickpocket jelliefishe and then out of nowhere swim turns into his jellyfish form

fish rave sounds insanely cool i support. also that is SO SILLY

[butwhatifidothis]

Ultimately, I think one of the worst things Hopes does wrt its writing of Claude is take out all of the complexities and contradictions that had made him so interesting to begin with.

OG Claude lies and manipulates people and closes himself off while still searching for the truth and wanting people to come together and be open with each other, because of how his traumas meld together with his dreams. He says that he'll do whatever it takes to get what he wants and shows off opportunistic tendencies and then buckles at the first sight of innocents getting hurt, because no matter how much he wants what he wants he still prioritizes the lives of the people around him over anything else. He knows of people's capacity to hurt others for petty or illogical reasons - was raised with that knowledge beating its existence into him - and yet still dreams of a world where people of different lands and cultures can still be friends, because that is how tightly he holds onto his dreams. He's a kind person with the capacity for being a dick, and his contradictions add on so much to his character; they in large part are his character.

Hopes Claude? He lies and manipulates people and closes himself off... and that's it. He says he'll do whatever it takes to get what he wants... and he does. He knows of people's capacity to hurt others for petty or illogical reasons... and has no real dreams of stopping it (or dreams of anything in the future really, by his own admission) and he indulges in that very behavior himself, seemingly without any awareness. He is untrustworthy, and manipulative, and opportunist... and that's it. What you see is what you get. And if this were a character unto themselves, if we're kind and we ignore all of the other issues with Hopes!Claude's writing, that would be a fun enough villain to follow around.

But it's not; this is supposed to be Claude. This is a character who has so much of his foundations be built on the idea that what he presents on the surface isn't all that he seems. That he's more than a character who is just "tee hee I'm only pretending to be nice but I'm actually eeeeevil evil evil evil evil evil evil," but someone who both uses kindness as a means to an end and embodies it genuinely. Warm yet calculated, a good man with real flaws - THAT is who Claude is. Hopes Claude is who Claude is if you strip him of any complexity - He Is Only Pretending To Be Good, But Actually He Is Bad.

He's just... easier to swallow, in a sense. Claude is a good person who is willing and able to do bad things, but only up to a very specific, very clear point, all for a good dream he's held onto for years and plans extensively to make a reality in the future; Clyde is a shit person who's willing to do everything short of bombing specifically whatever land he himself is ruling, all for what essentially amounts to no concrete purpose. There's no need to think about Clyde as hard, since he just does what he does because he's doing it and that's enough.

It's why I'm glad I am Dev-Approved to just fuckin' ignore Hopes entirely as a horrific fever dream, because Hopes does not understand what made Claude so lovable at all

[dani-r]

And with this, My set of Silly Doodles made during listening to malevolent 26 is done. I needed that apple as well.

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