#slimeball

[the-blu-of-the-robo]

Here's Some Sweaty Quaritch

[official-nrc-prophet]

We're taking Atlas to the beach tomorrow. Who's in?

I cant swim it's gonna be great!

*Slimeball squeaks of approval*

[gyaruofnrc]

[And just like that, Slimeball was scooped up and now Chiyo’s got him in net jail]

“We’ve gone over this, no swimming in the fish tanks during shifts!” D:<

[olavored]

Slimeball pixel art

Not based on any particular video games, well, actually the dialogue box and black background were based on EarthBound Zero (MOTHER) and the fact that there's a bit of grass, mountains and trees near the enemy were based a bit on Dragon Quest.

Feedback is much appreciated

[nike2times]

+++slimeball 🎱🐍 @pierres

[minecraft-item-a-day]

minecraft slimeball

[potroasttheghostdogpontificates]

Jeremy Boring looks like every greasy scumbag city slicker car salesman liberal I've ever hated. It's so infuriating how he tries and rubs shoulders with the working class, because we can ALL see that if he had been just that tiny bit more successful, if CBS had bought one of the many screwball sitcom pitches I'm sure he threw their way over the years, he'd be at all of those "hollywood elite" parties he claims to have disdain for, hobnobbing with the greasiest of Hollywood's underbelly, licking any undercarriage he could to get a new deal on a B movie. The audacity of him trying to say "Indeed I'm one of you" when he ABSOLUTELY would use hand sanitizer after shaking the hand of ANY Daily Wire fan that doesn't show up in a tailored armani suit. I've spent a lot of comment sections insulting him, and my wife wanted me to start writing down the insults I've used for him, so here they are in list form. Feel free to repeat them at your leisure.

- Jeremy Boring looks like somebody named Jeremy Boring

- Jeremy Boring looks like he keeps getting kicked out of Weinstein parties for bogarting all the blow

- Jeremy Boring looks like he fistfights raccoons over Arby's Beef and Cheddars

- Jeremy Boring looks like this is the third time he's been caught by his wife googling "'Name of female Nickelodeon actress'; age"

- Jeremy Boring looks like he weirds out Kevin Spacey. Not because of the child stuff, but because he won't stop trying to get him to sign on for "a revolutionary new writing project he's working on" for free

- Jeremy Boring looks like he gets into verbally abusive arguments with his wife over who changes the lightbulbs in their house

- Jeremy Boring looks like he's not allowed in the high school carpool after "The Incident"

- Jeremy Boring looks like he got sent to the hospital after stealing his teenaged son's skateboard and whiffing a trick gnarly style in his garage

- Jeremy Boring looks like he goes to Red Robin to bomb hitting on the waitresses

- Jeremy Boring looks like he t-boned a schoolbus full of band geeks and then demanded to see the children's lawyer. Like, collectively

- Jeremy Boring looks like his ears would perk up when someone mentions "Salma Hayek's socks"

- Jeremy Boring looks like he spilled baked beans on himself watching Cars 2 on a field trip

- Jeremy Boring looks like the kind of guy who jokes about how much bourbon is in his flask but it's really a stolen capri sun roaring water

- Jeremy Boring looks like he can't shoplift because he has too much hair gel on his hands

- Jeremy Boring looks like he asks for "your finest scotch" so the waiter gives him gin out of spite but he can't tell the difference

- Jeremy Boring looks like he tells his son to "go play outside you're annoying me" at his son's wedding

- Jeremy Boring looks like he haggles at a T-Mobile store

- Jeremy Boring looks like he avoids the game Ratshaker because he thinks it's about him

- Jeremy Boring looks like he thinks The King in Yellow and The Yellow Wallpaper are the same story and if you ask him to describe the plot he'll describe Raiders, and then tell you how he "could have done it better tbh"

- Jeremy Boring looks like he subscribes to his daughters' friends' onlyfans "as a friend don't show me anything lol"

- Jeremy Boring looks like he tries to mog PTA meetings

- Jeremy Boring looks like he says "I guess it's free hahaha" every time his protein powder doesn't ring up but then gets mad and yells at you if you don't laugh

- Jeremy Boring looks like the reason the girl with the septum piercing at Starbucks takes emergency breaks at the same time every morning

- Jeremy Boring looks like he got leather upholstery in his car and won't stop complaining about them

- Jeremy Boring looks like he coughs to cover up his farts but they're really loud so you can still hear them so it's just a loud fart coupled with a loud fake cough at the same time

- Jeremy Boring looks like he open mouth sneezes in the subway to scare the black teenagers away

- Jeremy Boring looks like he googles his exes' facebooks while in a movie theater

- Jeremy Boring looks like he walks into a room just to tell the two guys talking about the game that "he doesn't even like sports tbh"

- Jeremy Boring looks like he's been banned "from every water park"

- Jeremy Boring looks like he knows what the sixth flag is at Six Flags and REALLY wants to tell you

- Jeremy Boring looks like he gifts every one of his male friends a hot sauce sampler for Christmas, sorry, the SAME hot sauce sampler

- Jeremy Boring looks like he crashed his car trying to read a Billboard with Sydney Sweeney on it

- Jeremy Boring looks like he played through Stellar Blade 3 times in secret when his wife went to bed

- Jeremy Boring looks like he says "I don't know what that charge is" to his wife a lot

- Jeremy Boring looks like he has a battery charge somewhere after a trip to Cabo

- Jeremy Boring looks like he runs the air conditioning in a Canadian winter

- Jeremy Boring looks like he wrote a pilot about a conservative dad learning to play basketball dressed in drag to get his daughter into an Ivy League school but it's SUNY-Albany

[yurkiez]

(yk)

[official-nrc-prophet]

Deepest Apologies everyone. I am currently typing this from my father's phone while he rests. It is very hard, as my limbs are not very long. My name is Slimeball, and if someone could pick up my father and bring him somewhere to rest more comfortably, they would have my gratitude.

Please also get me out of this infernal baby carrier. It is humiliating, I only want to look at the ducks and plants and I promise I will not drown them.

[jhokey]

Varielite

From electricity, fire, illumination, flexibility, unknown forces, durability, sound waves, to beautiful hues.. Unlike Netherite, an extremely enhanced form in a single aspect, even the form where various powers converge is quite appealing, isn't it?

[grudnick]

Can a pimple become a boil ? or Is it soup yet ? by Skatole Grudnick Via Flickr: This is not real, no POTUS was boiled. Elements of this collage are used without permission. If this is your work, in part or whole, I will gladly remove this image, then recreate the boiling more authentically, and pursuant to local law. هل يمكن أن تغلي البثرة؟ Can a pimple become a boil? Un bouton peut-il devenir une ébullition? ¿Puede una verruga convertirse en ebullición? Может ли прыщик стать фурункулом? Kann aus einem Pickel ein Furunkel werden? にきびは沸騰することができますか？ 青春痘会沸腾吗 קען אַ פּרישטשיק ווערן אַ קאָכן This is not real, no POTUS was boiled in water. Elements of this collage are used without permission. If this is your work, in part or whole, I will gladly recreate the boiling more authentically, and pursuant to local law.

[2sexpistols]

#skateshop #formulafours #santacruz #spitfires #spitfireclassics #burnforever #slimeball #independenttrucks

[justabiteofspite]

When I say I laughed so hard I sent myself into a 3 minute coughing fit...

[httyd-art-requests]

Can I request Eret with Slimeball from RoB please?Since he likes the smell of his slime for some reason.....

I'm not sure if you drew Cavern crasher already or not.

They are good friends :)

I imagine it's like Snotlout and the Nightmare gel, Eret probably uses it for like hair gel or deodorant or something

Dragon #107 - Slimeball (Rise of Berk) and Eret :]

[powerpuff-man9895]

RIP CartoonNetwork.com. Here's a screencap of the website, circa 2000.