#slight lemons

[rwac96]

Flexibility (WhiteKnight Shitpost)

Jaune: *eating chili fries* "Hey, Weiss, how flexible are ya this weekend?"

Weiss: *sultry* "Flexible, you say~?"

*Weiss lifts up her right leg, ballerina style; which made the swordsman's cheeks crimson*

Jaune: *red-faced* "A-Availability! How available are ya?!"

Weiss: *blinks* "Oh, one trip of Festivus Shopping, but I'm free overall."

Jaune: *quickly nods his head* "Okay, gotcha." *stays silent momentarily* "You can stop doing that now."

Weiss: "Only when you stop staring, Jaune~."

Jaune: *clears his throat* "Admittedly, you are flexible."

[wu-sisyphus-gang]

Jaune: We can't have sex, Ruby.

Ruby: Why not?

Jaune: Because... well- what's a good analogy?

Jaune: ...

Jaune: It would be like trying to shove an NES cartridge into a DS.

Ruby: Oh...

Jaune: Yeah.

Ruby: Sounds hot.

[writer-by-the-sea]

NSFT - NOT SAFE FOR TUMBLR, Minors DNI

Elliott imagines what it would be like with you. On top of you.

Script below if needed.

NSFT, me moaning and sounding desperate as hell, thrown together script, volume warning, and warning for sounding nothing like Elliott should. Enjoy.

I can’t take my eyes off of you. 

Even the way you bend down to pick up a random fruit or vegetable creates lust in my heart. Today, you’re on the beach, half naked and lying on a towel while you soak in the sun. 

While I’ve never been the type of man to openly oggle another being, I couldn’t seem to stop myself; peeking at you from behind my curtains like a sick man. 

Despite years of learning to control myself, to present myself with nothing but elegance and poise; I stroke myself as I watch you. 

How badly I ache for you, how I throb in my hand; my cock needy and leaking just a little bit. 

In my youth, I would have never dared to risk being caught like this. Moaning your name and fucking my own hand while I imagine you below me. 

Your legs spread wide, your face filled with ecstasy as I pound into you, screaming my name and begging for more, more, more. The way I would crush my lips down onto yours, swallowing your moans as we reach that limit together. 

How you would shake, just a touch, your head thrown back and your voice silent and, for just a moment, the only sound in the room is my hips smacking into yours as I push harder and faster into you–

And then you cum, shouting it to the heavens as I finally settle in to chase my own high. Dropping my head into your shoulder, my hips thrusting with abandon until I finally finish with you. Filling you with my cum, each rope of it decorating your inner walls before it’s close to overflowing-

Fuck-

My free hand punches into the wall to support me while I finish into my occupied hand, my cum coating my fingers and dripping onto the old weathered floor. 

When I look back up out the windows, you’re still there; blissfully unaware of the man watching you. 

One day, you may be mine, and I will forever wait for you.

[lwde-encrusted-sideblog]

Jaune: Penny! Thanks the Gods!

Penny: You seem out of Breath, and in a state of heightened arousal What has happened?

Jaune: Weiss and her Family have lost it!

Penny: How so?

~~~~~

Jaune: Hey, Weissssssss ...

Jaune: Hey, What, uh, What are you Wearing?

Weiss: *Dressed as 2B, minus the skirt* It is my prerogative to help Humanity in anyway I can.

Weiss: *Pressing herself against Jaune* Is there anything I may assist you with?

Jaune: Humina Humina Humina-

Weiss: Its Certainly Feels there may be something~

Jaune: *Pauses, Sprints out of Room fighting his arousal*

~~~~~

Jaune: Winter? Wint-

Winter: *Dressed as A2, Holding a sword just under his Chin* Hm. If she was too Forward it would seem. Though, I know That I will succeed where she failed-

Jaune: *Splashes water on her, Sprints away again fighting more arousal*

~~~~~

Jaune: Ms. Schnee! Weiss and Winter have gone nuts!

Willow: I'm in My bathroom Right now, just sit on my bed and I'll be out in a moment!

Jaune: O-Okay. The thing is, They're dressed up as characters from a video game- And it's all really Skimpy! I don't know why they're acting like this-

Willow: *Steps out dressed as the Commander* I know my hair doesn't match The one their having me dress as, but I hope it's not too far off~

Jaune: *Leaps up, runs off once more*

Willow: Oh I so do Love The hunt!

~~~~~

Jaune: *Hides in Whitley's closet*

Jaune: Breathe, breathe, You'll be fine.

Whitley: I'd say you already are fine~

Jaune: AH!

Whitley: *Dressed as 9S* I'd Rather be the one screaming. C'mon It'll be fun! It's not like this is Prohibited~

Jaune: *Hard-On Tearing his pants, Sprints to door*

Door: *Is Locked*

Whitley: I'm not as foolish as my family-

Jaune: *Jumps out Window*

Whitley: ... Shit.

~~~~~

Jaune: And that's why I'm here!

Penny: That does seem like a Very Distressing scenario. Follow me, I will take you somewhere where your Stress may be believed. *Penny begins walking*

Jaune: *Following* Where are we Going?

Penny: To my Dormitory. We may help there.

Jaune: *Entering The Dormitory* "We"

Ciel: *Dressed as 2P, Bent over a bed* We.

Jaune: ...

Jaune: *Taking Pants Off* Fine, But Penny goes first for Tricking Me.

Penny: That is an Acceptable Outcome! I will inform Specialist Winter so she may bring her family!

[therealmofamorus]

[madmanwonder]

[lordofwought]

Weiss Schnee dressed like General Esdeath of Akame ga Kill!

[babumakeanart]

Only a messy sketch to get down the vibe :DD Will get to it after my exams are done uwu

[superiorsturgeon]

Worth a Thousand Words

Jaune: *walks into restaurant in casual clothes* Hi, we’ve got a reservation for two?

Pyrrha: *disguised in casual clothes with her hair up under a hat and fake glasses* The private booth, please! 😎

Host: Of course, right this way! *leading Arkos couple to a private table in the back of the restaurant*

Aspiring Photographer #1: *watching Jaune/Pyrrha walk by* Holy crap, is that Pyrrha Nikos?

Photographer #2: I think it is! Looks like she’s out on a date in disguise!

Photographer #1: *digs out camera* I’m going to ask for a photo!

Photographer #2: Uh…I don’t think that’s a good idea. I heard that she beat a guy senseless the last time someone bothered her with questions on a date! [Referring to this incident!]

Photographer #1: Oh come on! Everyone knows she’s a complete cinnamon roll! What’s the harm in asking?

In the private Arkos booth…

Waiter: *takes menus* Okay, I’ll be back in a little bit with your order! Let us know if there’s anything else you need!

Pyrrha: Thank you! ☺️

Jaune: Wow, a private booth! I’m glad we don’t have to worry about anyone asking questions or talking selfies with you tonight!

Pyrrha: Uuuugghhh…don’t remind me…! I’m so tired of people watching me everywhere I go! I just want to have a nice, romantic dinner with my boyfriend without having to keep up my public image! 😑

Jaune: *scoots closer and starts gently nuzzling her neck with occasional nibbles* Well…you know something that would REALLY be a change from your usual public image…? 😈

Pyrrha: Oooo…! 🥴 💕 In a public restaurant before the waiter gets back? How lewd and naughty~! *starts undoing Jaune’s belt*

Just outside the Arkos booth…

Photographer: *adjusting camera settings* Okay, here goes nothing…!

Photographer: *steps forward into booth* Excuse me, Pyrrha Nikos! Would you mind posing for a quick piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii……..!

Pyrrha: *top unbuttoned and leaning back on the cushioned bench with her hair down and bottoms off*

Jaune: *topless, pants pulled down, and lined up ready to enter the spartan pussy*

Photographer: 😳

Jaune: 😳

Pyrrha: 😳

Snap!

In the main dining room…

Waiter: *cleaning up plates from empty table* 😗🎶

????: *unholy shriek*

Photographer: *sprinting past holding camera* I REGRET EVERYTHING!!! I REGRET EVERYTHING I’VE RVER DONE!!!

Pyrrha: *in hot pursuit with disheveled hair and only half-dressed* GIVE ME THAT CAMERA!!! 🤬

Photographer: *runs screaming into the street with Pyrrha gaining on them*

Waiter: 😦

Jaune: *hurriedly pulling down his shirt and fastening his pants* Hey, can we get our order to go?

[icewindandboringhorror]

I can't do much productively during the heat wave/health issue flare up/etc. like work on my games or anything where I have to sit at the computer/type for long periods of time, BUT.. I did passively sculpt a few tiny foods lol. I wanted to do one of my bigger usual sculptures, but those take so much more time and concentration, I thought something small just to keep my hands busy would be better.. close up photos look kind of weird and blurry from my camera settings or something, but overall they came out okay, especially in person.. Nearly the only reason I ever wanted to buy dolls as a kid was to get my hands on the miniature foods and plates and stuff that came with them, I've always just been obsessed with small versions of things like that, so.. why not make some! lol

[rwac96]

New Year Surprise (Shitpost)

Jaune: *groans lowly* "Ugh! The New Year already?"

*Jaune Arc sits up in the bed, rubbing his eyes...then feels a hand touching his lower back*

Neo: *pats his back, a sign of 'Go back to bed, hun'*

Jaune: *turns to the former Henchwench* "Neo!?"

Neo: *giggles, blows Jaune a kiss*

Jaune: *scoots to the edge of the bed* "Ugh, what happened last night--?"

Bleiss: *pokes his chest* "You rocked our world, Darling~."

Jaune: *blushes* "B-Bleiss!" *moves his head down as he feels someone crawling on top of him*

Pyrrha: *on top of Jaune* "Happy New Year, Beloved~."

[wu-sisyphus-gang]

Jaune: To celebrate our one year anniversary Weiss ate some edibles and told me to do whatever I wanted to her.

Jaune: I put her to bed and played Minecraft.

Weiss: That's what you did!?

Jaune: What else was I going to do?!

Weiss: Have sex with my unconscious body!

Jaune: A: Does that really sound like something I would do? B: Does that sound like fun to you? I'm a service top. It gets me off to get my partner off. I love it. You're so musical when you orgasm.

Weiss: *blushing and pouting*

[ltlemon]

you know its bad when your first pick for 'i need to figure out how to draw this hair' is to look up the popular 60's English rock band The Beatles.

[therealmofamorus]

Worth It! (RWBY/DC)

Jaune: Ren.

Ren: Yeah?

Jaune: You are the leader of Team JNPR during my stay in the hospital.

Ren: I will bring you flowers Jaune.

[madmanwonder]

Sequel to this

Prompt

Jaune is so disappointed at Marrow. Not because he is dating Winter since he supports that... but he kept it from him. They were supposed to be bros and Jaune wouldn't do that! That is until the knight gets a voice mail from Harriet... who refers to herself as his Thicclet and talks about the night that they had last night. The more she talks about it the more Marrow is staring at this hypocrite.

(Caught) (Implied Sex)

"What the hell bro,?" Jaune said with great dissapointment, looking at his brother-all-but-blood-and-name. "How can you hide you are dating Winter from me."

"Jaune. Let me explain-" Marrow tried to explain with a nervous look on his face.

"We support to be bros and bros don't keep secret from each oth-"

Jaune Ringtone: "Booty by Jennifer Lopez"

Jaune whole face turned ashen-white when he heard the familiar ringtone. "Oh...shit." Jaune took out his phone and tried to stop his voicemail but was too late.

[Jaune Voicemail]

[Hiya Knight. It me, your Thicclet. I tried calling and texting you to thank you for rocking my world last night but you didn't answer my tex or call so I did a voicemail to thank you for making it hard to walk around Atlas and making me skip breakfast, lunch and dinner due how much you filled with your-]

Marrow eyebrow slowly raised until it reach his hair as he looked at the paling, red-faced knight who was looking at his scroll in horror and humiliation.

"...You damn hypocrite."

[lordofwought]

2024 Calendar - Bayonetta