#slept for an hour

[sleeplesssmol]

I passed my finals despite spending more time indulging in Reverse 1999 than I should have...

Maybe Reverse 1999 shenaigans actually does help me calm down before big tests? It's a pattern!

[permafrown]

they dont know I'm still awake rn

[insanefemme]

I let myself take a nap today

Was so nice

[badolmen]

WARNING 18+

19

[beebfreeb]

An Interview with Dot.

[hinamie]

mentor

[withswords]

my girl is like 9/11 she's got a body count of around 3000 and people act like i am supposed to be really upset about it

[randomloserlover]

cobs destroys mephone's objectsonas

[makowcy]

12yo me would've loved these wolves

[gabichanwrites]

Just realized that if only Poseidon went straight to Ithaca and asked for Odysseus, Penelope could do the biggest gamble of them all and get one of the suitors in SUCH DEEP SHIT.

Poseidon: "Odysseus of Ithaca! Tell me this instant where is this mortal who dared to hurt my son and try to lie about his name!

Penelope: ...

Suitors: ....

Penelope: *weaving stops*

Penelope: *pointing right at Antonius* There he is! This one is Odysseus, my husband and king of Ithaca! Please don't sink us, almighty god of the sea!

Antonius: What? I'm not Odysseus, I--

Penelope: Of course he would say that! He's a liar!

Poseidon: *has no reason to not believe her, wipes him out effortlessly*

Then Odysseus comes back like "It's me, Penelope! Your husband!"

Penelope: "No, you're not. From now on your name is Agamemnon the Greater and the new lover I marry to make king."

Odysseus: *grumbling* why after Agamemnon though...

AND HOW WOULD POSEIDON EVER KNOW?!

[awetfrog]

the twins

[ventique18]

Papa 🐉 teaching his baby words. They're in the kitchen and he's showing him different kinds of condiments.

🐉: "Salt."

🐉🍼: "Solt."

🐉: "Your mother's accent. Not bad. Pepper."

🐉🍼: "Peppa."

🐉: "Isn't that a cartoon character? But you're not allowed to watch that, are you? Must be another accent you picked up somewhere... Well. Mustard."

🐉🍼: "Bastard."

🐉: "What?"

🐉🍼: "Bastard."

🐉: "Mus. Tard."

🐉🍼: "Bas. Tard."

He stares at his son. Is the boy insulting him? That can't be, right? He shouldn't yet know the concept of insulting someone at this age, much less insulting his father.

🐉: "Child. Princes do not--"

He remembers an old schoolmate and shakes his head.

🐉: "Proper princes do not curse."

The boy tilts his head, as if conveying that he doesn't understand. Then, he didn't know that's an insult.

Did he learn this somewhere else? The television? But all his shows are vetted to be good for children, and only for a few minutes a day. Then how in the world--

🐊: "SILVER! YOU DISCOMBOBULATED BASTARD, WAKE UP!! WE'RE GOING TO BE LATE!!!"

🐉, gently, to his son: "Be a good boy and wait here for a bit, alright?"

He had to soundproof the kitchen upon exiting it, just so his baby wouldn't be able to hear what he had to say to his tactless knight.

[mammutblog]

tim seems like the type of guy who is like sleep is for the weak and then sleeps for a week

[cuntylestat]

[lestat voice] siri play wuthering heights by kate bush from my louis playlist on spotify

(youtube)

[nightmaretour]

I think people with brain damage and neurodegenerative diseases' unique position on brain/body duality is so heavily appropriated by others and used to speak over us or put words in our mouths that I don't think we're ever actually allowed to speak about it ourselves. That's a huge loss I think, because I think we really do have a lot to say that could be very beneficial to the community and disability rights as a whole. Even to our understanding of the human experience and its physical nature, I think.

To have your body tangibly damaged, and through it your entire world and self too, to be changed so intrinsically that it spans both the body and the very essence of self. The inseparability of your physical disabilities and who you are not just on a spiritual or social level but a tangible, physical, neurological one, where even in a hypothetical future you couldn't cure the physical without changing the self, everything you experience, in ways that can be almost impossible to comprehend. The absolute, unavoidable understanding of every fiber of one's self as a physical phenomena, down to the very last thought or feeling, and coming to terms with it.

Unfortunately I think unless people stop using us as a mouthpiece to talk over each other, we won't get to have those conversations. If you want us to speak, you need to listen. I mean really listen. No picking and choosing, no deciding for us what you think it means. No trying to relate our experiences to your own when we tell you that no, those things aren't the same. Just listen and uplift our voices, especially those of us who can't communicate our thoughts and experiences very well.

[pa-pa-plasma]

love fics where Danny ends up in the DC universe & every alarm goes off at once & the magic users are like "yeah that's the most powerful being in the universe & also possibly super evil we are FUCKED fucked" & the Justice League is freaking tf out trying to find this thing that casually tore a hole in reality & it just cuts to Danny (Fenton) standing in the background blissfully unaware & like "man my life sucks but at least i have this candy bar—" *drops it in a puddle*