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sleeplesssmoll · 7 months ago
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I passed my finals despite spending more time indulging in Reverse 1999 than I should have...
Maybe Reverse 1999 shenaigans actually does help me calm down before big tests? It's a pattern!
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permafrown · 11 months ago
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they dont know I'm still awake rn
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insanefemme · 1 year ago
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I let myself take a nap today
Was so nice
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badolmen · 11 months ago
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WARNING 18+
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beebfreeb · 10 months ago
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An Interview with Dot.
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hinamie · 3 months ago
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mentor
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withswords · 1 year ago
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my girl is like 9/11 she's got a body count of around 3000 and people act like i am supposed to be really upset about it
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makowcy · 11 months ago
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12yo me would've loved these wolves
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gabichanwrites · 3 months ago
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Just realized that if only Poseidon went straight to Ithaca and asked for Odysseus, Penelope could do the biggest gamble of them all and get one of the suitors in SUCH DEEP SHIT.
Poseidon: "Odysseus of Ithaca! Tell me this instant where is this mortal who dared to hurt my son and try to lie about his name!
Penelope: ...
Suitors: ....
Penelope: *stops weaving*
Penelope: *pointing right at Antonius* There he is! This one is Odysseus, my husband and king of Ithaca! Please don't sink us, almighty god of the sea!
Antonius: What? I'm not Odysseus, I--
Penelope: Of course he would say that! He's a liar!
Poseidon: *has no reason to not believe her, wipes him out effortlessly*
Then Odysseus comes back like "It's me, Penelope! Your husband!"
Penelope: "No, you're not. From now on your name is Agamemnon the Greater and the new lover I marry to make king."
Odysseus: *grumbling* why after Agamemnon though...
AND HOW WOULD POSEIDON EVER KNOW?!
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randomloserlover · 3 months ago
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cobs destroys mephone's objectsonas
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awetfrog · 4 months ago
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the twins
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ventique18 · 18 days ago
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Papa 🐉 teaching his baby words. They're in the kitchen and he's showing him different kinds of condiments.
🐉: "Salt."
🐉🍼: "Solt."
🐉: "Your mother's accent. Not bad. Pepper."
🐉🍼: "Peppa."
🐉: "Isn't that a cartoon character? But you're not allowed to watch that, are you? Must be another accent you picked up somewhere... Well. Mustard."
🐉🍼: "Bastard."
🐉: "What?"
🐉🍼: "Bastard."
🐉: "Mus. Tard."
🐉🍼: "Bas. Tard."
He stares at his son. Is the boy insulting him? That can't be, right? He shouldn't yet know the concept of insulting someone at this age, much less insulting his father.
🐉: "Child. Princes do not--"
He remembers an old schoolmate and shakes his head.
🐉: "Proper princes do not curse."
The boy tilts his head, as if conveying that he doesn't understand. Then, he didn't know that's an insult.
Did he learn this somewhere else? The television? But all his shows are vetted to be good for children, and only for a few minutes a day. Then how in the world--
🐊: "SILVER! YOU DISCOMBOBULATED BASTARD, WAKE UP!! WE'RE GOING TO BE LATE!!!"
🐉, gently, to his son: "Be a good boy and wait here for a bit, alright?"
He had to soundproof the kitchen upon exiting it, just so his baby wouldn't be able to hear what he had to say to his tactless knight.
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mythalism · 21 days ago
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mammutblog · 1 year ago
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tim seems like the type of guy who is like sleep is for the weak and then sleeps for a week
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pa-pa-plasma · 6 months ago
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love fics where Danny ends up in the DC universe & every alarm goes off at once & the magic users are like "yeah that's the most powerful being in the universe & also possibly super evil we are FUCKED fucked" & the Justice League is freaking tf out trying to find this thing that casually tore a hole in reality & it just cuts to Danny (Fenton) standing in the background blissfully unaware & like "man my life sucks but at least i have this candy bar—" *drops it in a puddle*
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synthwavecryptid · 6 months ago
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mods are asleep, post tender old men
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