#sleepciet

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For the drabble requests, Remy/Janus and humiliation? (Remy being the one humiliated) Please and thank you! ~ 🌌

Messy

Sleepciet (Remy & Janus)

Content: Humiliation, Slight Degradation, Mirror Sex, Come Eating, Lingerie

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Remy was cigarette smoke and cold stares over his aviators. He was the warm feel of leather, the bitter tang of an americano, the crisp scent of aloin in his hair products, and the wind blowing all of him in the direction of his latest fling. He was too cool for everyone, which is why when his current lover dolled him up in a bralette, panties, and heels, he blushed redder than a tomato. Not cool.

“Babes, can we at least swap the top for a harness?” He whined as he was forced to look in the bathroom mirror.

Janus, whose hands were currently roaming all across Remy’s body, chuckled darkly, “Sorry, dear, I’m afraid that looking this pathetic is part of the plan. Now bend.” 

He pushed down on the small of Remy’s back until he was down to his elbows on the counter. What a sight he was, reduced down to a pretty plaything for him to use. His cock twitched at the thought as he went to pull down his bottom’s bottoms.

Remy gasped as Janus hastily inserted a lubed finger in his hole, wasting no time prepping him. In record time he was opened up and already begging.

“Oh my fuuucking god Jan, please, just fuck me already!”

“Hm,” He grunted in return, pulling his fingers out, “Such a bossy little slut. You’re lucky you look pretty and you’re a good fuck.”

Remy made a small noise, feeling so flustered compared to the confident persona he usually put on, but feeling Janus’ hard cock grind up against him only made it worse.

Then, a hand tugged his head up and forced him to look at the pitiful face he made as his lover slid in. His eyes were lidded with pleasure as a moan poured out of his mouth, a beautiful sight to Janus, but an embarrassing one to him. 

He was fucked without mercy for what felt like forever. When he felt his climax approaching, Janus started to rub his cock through the lace currently covering it.

“Please please baby I’m so close-”

“Yeah? Gonna come from watching yourself get fucked like the whore you are?” Janus said, still pounding into him, “Then do it.”

Remy instantly came onto the counter, the granite quickly becoming coated with his seed. Janus finished soon after, forcing the other man to take his load.

When he pulled out, he admired the sight of come leaking from Remy’s used hole for a moment, before giving his ass a sharp smack.

“Messy boy.” Janus hummed, “Someone’s gonna have to clean this up.”

“Yeah, rags are in the cabinet beneath us.” He panted.

He felt the hand tangled in his hair tug him back a step, before forcing it down towards the counter.

“No. You made this mess, and now you’re gonna clean it up with your tongue.” Janus said in a dark tone, “Now get to work.”

[5-falsehoods-phonated]

romantic sleepceit?

One of my all time favorites. They are sassy bitch husbands that are unapologetically selfish when they need to be and I love that for them. There is not enough content for them and I will gladly jump on the "I'll just heckin do it myself" train if that means more of their dynamic gets explored XD

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For the ship ask, could you maybe do Sleepceit? It's one of my faves rn!

Sleepciet is quite interesting. I’ve been seeing it gain popularity recently, and find it quite cute!

Deceit is obviously the top. Remy, in this relationship, is such a pillow princess, and Deceit happily caters to that. He loves pleasing and pampering his Coffee Bean. Deceit has a soft side that no one see’s except his sassy lover, and Remy absolutely melts at how soft Deceit can get with him. Remy is quite clingy, and Deciet tends to get jealous. They dont really fight. More along the lines of bicker sassily at each other till one gives up. Never about anything serious. They are quite mature. Remy has pet names for days for Deceit. Remy initiates most romantic gestures but on rare occasions Deceit will initiate them. Deceit ‘favorite’ romantic gesture is Eskimo kisses. Deceit will just walk up to Remy and give him an Eskimo kiss, and Remy with flush and giggle, calling the other a sap. 

Sexual Compatibility - 7 outta 10 lies

Romantic Compatibly - 8.5 outta 10 venti iced caramel soy lattes with 2 extra shots

Overall Compatibility - 8 outta 10 Eskimo kisses

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No One Will Hurt You (Mall Employee AU)

Hello All! Logan is a protective baby and thinking about him taking care of everyone is too precious to process. Read other installments of the AU here Send in prompts and questions too!! I love hearing from you all :)

Relationship: Platonic Logan/Everyone

Genre: Hurt/Comfort kind of?

Summary: Logan is the biggest softie of them all. He just wants to protect and take care of everyone because that’s who he is. Every single one of them appreciates it. 

Warnings: None

“NO!” Roman screeched, ripping off his headphones and slamming them down on the table. “Damnit, can you just work with me for once in your fu-“ “Woah- calm down, what’s wrong?” Virgil asked, leaning down next to Roman. Logan looked up from where he was cuddled into Patton’s side, a book open up in his lap. Roman’s 2009 MacBook was open on Logan and Patton’s dining room table, and the screen was blacked out.

The four were hanging out at Patton and Logan’s apartment. Virgil and Patton were studying, Logan was reading, and Roman was working on his channel. Roman had been grumbling at his computer the entire time, complaining about how it kept freezing and running slow and the program kept crashing. He couldn’t even use it unless it was plugged into his charger. 

“The whole system crashed! I was editing for hours, it didn’t save and now it won’t turn back on!” And Logan kissed the peaceful afternoon goodbye. “Here, let me look at it.” He said, standing up and heading over to the table. He brushed a hand over Roman’s shoulders and ruffled his hair lightly before he took the computer and ran through the normal tests to try to turn it on. When it wouldn’t, he turned to Roman, who had frustrated tears in his eyes. 

“It might be time for a new laptop, Princey. MacBooks aren’t built to last this long, even if you take really good care of it.” “I can’t afford a new one!” Roman whimpered. “They’re so expensive- And I need it for my channel and my auditions- can’t I just get it fixed?!” Logan sighed, shutting it and looking down at the small teen who was shaking now. He understood how stressed out Roman was. The second youngest member of their group didn’t live with his parents, he was only seventeen and paid rent, and he often spent his extra money on makeup, or concerts- things for his videos. Right now, everyone was in a good place except for Roman and Patton and Logan desperately wanted to take care of both of them. This month he’d covered Patton’s half of the rent “I’ll take it down to the store and run a diagnostic on it, see what I can do. Here.” He said, grabbing his own MacBook and setting it in front of Roman. “Use mine. I’ll be back soon.” Roman’s laptop was entirely done for. Logan didn’t even attempt to fix it, all he did was recover all the stored data on the laptop and transfer it to a new MacBook Pro. As much as he hated the fact that Roman didn’t even try to go to college, the boy was extremely smart. It had only been a few months since he started his channel and it was already growing pretty well. Giving him a new laptop would definitely help with that. Like Patton constantly said, Logan was a much bigger softie than he let on. Walking back in was a little overwhelming. He was immediately hit with the sound of crying and the sight of Roman curled up in Patton’s lap with his head in his shoulder. Virgil noticed him first. “He’s upset because your computer works so well. It only took him two hours to edit his video and it usually takes him seven.” He explained. “Ah… good thing he likes it, I wasn’t sure what I would have done with this if he didn’t.” Logan said, holding up the bag that held the laptop. Virgil brought his hands up to his temples. “You, Dad, and Remy, I swear.” Roman finally looked up, sniffling quietly and pouting. “Can you fix it?” He asked, seemingly oblivious to the conversation they just had “I can’t, no.” Logan said, heading over. Roman let out a lout whine and Logan just shushed him in response, handing him the bag. “But I got you this.” He said. Roman sniffled quietly, opening the bag and screeching when he saw an identical laptop to Logan’s. “Logan, I can’t-“ “I know you can’t afford it. Don’t worry about it.” “Logan-“ “I’m serious, Princey, you’re one of my best friends. Just let me take care of you.” Roman stared at him in shock for a minute, before he was letting out a loud cry and jumping out of Patton’s lap for favor of Logan’s. “Logan! I’ll never call you a nerd again! No- No, that’s a lie, but I love you so much! You didn’t have to- thank you, thank you, thank you!” He cried out, clinging to him. Logan was pretty sure Roman didn’t stop crying for a week. *** It wouldn’t be a surprise if Thomas broke down in some way. He’d been going through his paperwork constantly and Logan could see that it was stressing him out. He was adopting a sixteen year old, after all. That was hard… “What do you need me to do for you?” Logan asked as Virgil returned to work. The three of them had been in the back eating lunch together and Logan still had another five minutes before he had to go back. “What?” Thomas asked, furrowing his eyebrows. “You’re stressing over this, Thomas. You’ve been at this for seven months and you just want him in your house. All of us do. So what do you need me to do for you?” He asked. Thomas smiled. He was shocked, he’d only known Logan for about six months now but he was constantly helping out. He’d covered shifts multiple times, he’d done taxes for both him and Joan and Tayln. Patton, he’d expect that from but he’d figured out that anyone who was friends with Patton had just as big of a heart as he did. “I’m okay, Logan. Really, I’m meeting him for lunch tomorrow. If he agrees, he’ll be in my house in a few days.” He said. Logan breathed out a sigh of relief, then nodded. “Okay… but really, Thomas. There’s nothing you need? This whole thing has been so stressful for you, hasn’t it? Let me help.” He said. “If there's something I need, I’ll let you know.” Thomas said, reaching over to ruffle his hair. “Get back to work. Oh! Actually, do you know how to build furniture? I bought this bed frame and dresser-“ “I’ll be at yours tonight to help.” Logan agreed, before he was heading out of the store without a word. Sure enough, Logan and Patton were there that night to help and they were armed with some tools and a lasagne and a pie. Logan was distracted upstairs with the furniture when Thomas and Patton went downstairs to get it warmed up. “This looks so good Pat, thanks for bringing it.” He smiled. “Oh! I didn’t make it. Logan made both.” Patton shrugged. “I was in class all day.” Thomas laughed lightly, shaking his head. “That boy really is just a big teddy bear, isn’t he?” “Have I ever told you how I met him?” Patton asked, a fond smile crossing his face. *** Virgil let out a frustrated groan as he tossed and turned in his bed. Thomas was on a business trip. It was three in the morning and he was extremely anxious, so no matter what he did he could not get himself to sleep. Being alone scared him, but there also wasn’t much that he could do about it. It was just anxiety. He’d been on and off his phone all night, but every time he put it down his anxiety would start flaring up, like now. His phone started ringing. “… Hello?” “Why are you still up?” Logan’s calm tone came through the phone “What- how do you know I’m up? “Your tumblr said you were online.” “Well… why are you up? You have no room to talk.” “Come open the door.” “… What?” “I’m downstairs. Come open the door.” Virgil frowned, getting up and heading downstairs. He peaked out the peephole and sure enough, Logan was standing there in sweats, a beanie, and a t-shirt. He opened it up. “L? What are you doing here?” “I wanted to check on you. I know you get anxious when you have to sleep alone.” Logan hummed, walking in and ushering Virgil away from the door. He closed and locked it, dropping his backpack by it before he turned back to Virgil. “Has your anxiety been bothering you? Have you had any attacks?” Virgil still wasn’t sure what was happening, but he was used to how protective Logan was. He’d only known him for four years now and he’d done so much for him and the rest of them. “A couple of small ones.” He admitted quietly. The older man nodded, placing a gentle hand on Virgil’s lower back and leading him upstairs. “Alright. Come on, let’s go lay down.” “Let’s?” “You’re having anxiety attacks. You need some rest, and I’m not gonna leave you alone.” “I’m not alone, Coon is here... somewhere.” He said softly, looking around for the cat. Where was she when he needed her? “It’s fine, Virgil. I want to be here with you.” Logan said. “If I can provide comfort then I’m happy to stay the night. I’ll stay over until Thomas comes back if you want.” Virgil paused. “Would you?” “Of course.” That night Virgil fell asleep on Logan’s chest as Logan read quietly to him and gently ran his nails up and down his back under his shirt. Every night after that was the same until Thomas got back five days later. The night Thomas got back, Virgil couldn’t sleep. So, he called Logan and Logan told him to wrap himself up in a warm blanket before he started reading to him over the phone. *** Joan was beyond stressed. That much was obvious. Between everything they and Tayln had going on neither of them had a time for a breath. Logan hated seeing it. They needed a break. “Alright.” He said, walking in and walking over to where Joan was frantically typing on their laptop. He closed it and they frowned, looking up. “Hey!” “You need a break.” Logan said. Joan’s eyes narrowed. “You can’t tell me when to take breaks, we’re partners. I decide when I take a break.” They said, their voice taking on a childish tone. “I can and I will. You’re not allowed back on this computer, in any of the stores, or in the Vet office for the next two weeks.” Logan said simply, pulling out a folder. “I already talked to Tayln. They agreed to give the rest of their appointments this week to Patton and they’re taking it off too. Everyone is ready to help out if they need to. You two are going to going on a trip to New York for two weeks. You have three Broadway shows to see.” He said sternly. Joan frowned, opening the folder. In it was two plane tickets, and six Broadway tickets along with a receipt that showed Logan had booked them two weeks in a five star hotel. “Logan-“ They started. “No! You’re going. You need a major break, Joan.” Joan smirked a bit, sitting back. “And what about you?” They asked. Logan mirrored their expression, holding up an identical folder. “Oh don’t think I don’t need one too. I finished everything that’s due in the next two weeks and I emailed all of our clients to let them know that we’re not accepting any projects until we get back. Thomas is going to monitor our emails until then. I’ve already talked to Emile, he’s giving Virgil two weeks off and his spring break starts in two days. I’m surprising my little starlight with a trip to London and I’m making him mine for good.” He said, pulling out a small velvet box. Joan jumped up. “Logan!” They laughed. “Buddy, I’m so happy for you!” Logan grinned sheepishly. “He still has to say yes…” “You two have been crazy about each other for eleven years. He’s going to say yes.” Joan grinned back, pulling Logan into a tight hug. "Alright, fine. Break time for both of us.” *** Logan rose an eyebrow as he walked into the back room of the jewelry store. Remy was screaming in Mandarin, he was pretty sure. It wasn’t until he knocked over a box of rings that Logan decided to step in. “Remy. Rem. Remy!” He shouted, grabbing Remy’s shoulder. He was met with a shout and a fist to his eye and yeah- maybe he shouldn’t have tried to intervene like that. “Ow…” He mumbled, his hand shooting up to grab his eye. “Merde! Bébé, Je suis tellement désolé!” Remy shouted, rushing over and grabbing Logan’s arm so he could check on his eye. “Are you... too angry for English right now, or?” Logan asked, raising an eyebrow. Ow- Ow, no. That hurt. Don’t do that. “Sorry…” Remy mumbled. “Dee went on a date. He said it went really well and I just- I don’t know what to do about it. He said, walking over to the mini fridge and managing to find an ice pack. He wrapped it in his jacket and gently held it to Logan’s eye to make sure it didn’t swell. “Ow... just ask him out, Rem.” Logan offered, still wincing slightly from the pain. “I can’t- and you’re one to talk!” “Okay, Virgil is seven years younger than me!” “And Dee is six years younger than me, what’s your point?” Logan stopped, nodding a bit. “Touché” “Look- it’s just hard. He’s going to school and shit still, I own this place and I have to worry about it, what if I don’t have time to-“ Logan’s mouth fell open and Remy narrowed his eyes. “What?” “That’s how you have so much money!” “Shit-“ “You own the store!” He shouted. Remy sighed, then chuckled and shook his head. “Don’t tell any of them. I like keeping it a mystery, it’s fun.” “I won’t… are you okay though?” “I’ll be fine…” Remy sighed, leaning down to pick up Logan’s glasses off the ground. Thank god they weren’t cracked. “Wanna get something to eat and talk about it?” Logan asked. Remy paused for a second, then nodded. “Yeah… that would be nice.” He agreed. *** Seeing Patton hurt always made his heart ache. Patton was the first one who he ever got really close to besides his own parents. Logan never liked seeing anyone hurt, but when he was hurt Logan was hurt too. “Logi-Bear...” He whimpered. He was standing on his porch with a duffle bag over his shoulder and tears running down his cheeks. “What’s wrong, Small?” Logan asked, opening up the door and ushering Patton in. Luckily he was home for the weekend, he wouldn’t have wanted Patton to be upset alone or deal with this over the phone. Patton needed to be physically comforted. “My mom started screaming at me.” Patton sniffled, letting Logan usher him towards the couch. “She said she’s had enough of me messing around in cheer and she wants me to get more serious about school. She wants me to get into an Ivy League and she refuses to pay for school if I go with you…” Logan filled with rage. He pulled Patton into his arms and started rubbing his back, letting him cry into his shoulder. “Oh honey, what’s wrong?” He heard his mom coo. Logan looked up, seeing her kneeling in front of them. Logan’s parents adored Patton. They were very similar to him, loving and patient and supportive. Many times while he was growing up, Logan was stuck in the back seat of the car listening to them sing exciting, loud renditions of nursery rhymes. He'd whined for them to stop, but there was always a small, fond smile on his face. Patton’s dad was similar. He got along very well with Logan’s parents and the two had started to be a regular edition to their game nights and family dinners. But Patton's mom was cold, calculating. She was a CEO and accepted nothing but the best from Patton. Patton’s dad had left her when he was in sophomore year of high school, and the two of them shared custody. Sadly, Patton’s mom held the power because she was the one who had the money to pay for his school. Logan hated her. When they first met she was so judgmental towards him because he came over in his dirty baseball uniform. But then, she found out about all his achievements, including the fact that he was on track to being valedictorian of his class, and all of the sudden he was good enough for her son. At least she wasn’t homophobic. God, he didn’t think he’d be able to hold his tongue if she was homophobic on top of all of that. “My mom is making me quit cheer- and she won’t let me go to school with Logan!” Patton whined. Logan shook his head, squeezing him tightly. “No, you’re not quitting. If she wants to refuse to pay for your school, that’s fine. We’ll find you a scholarship for cheer just like the one I got for baseball. Cheer makes you happy, Small, you’re staying.” He said firmly. “And you’re coming to school with me. I know you don’t want to be alone.” His mom nodded along in agreement, taking Patton's hand and smiling. “We’re right behind you.” She smiled, then stood and pressed a kiss to both of their heads, her son and her ‘adopted’ son. “Why don’t you stay for dinner. I’ll make your favorite.” “I told Dad I’d go to his…” Patton sniffled, rubbing the tears from his eyes and lifting his head. “I’ll call him and invite him over!” She chirped happily as she headed into the kitchen. Logan smiled lightly, pressing his lips to Patton’s head. He loved his mom… “Don’t listen to her. She only sees one thing. All she cares about is how successful she is and that lost her the two best things she’d ever had.” Logan murmured. “You and your dad. You know your dad will be right behind you. You’re not like her, Small. You’re never gonna be like her.” He promised. Patton gave a little nod, snuggling closer and hiding his face in Logan’s chest. *** Logan was worried, to say the least. He always kept an eye on Dee, because he could tell that he needed guidance. He wasn’t exactly on the best terms with many people and he was scared that something would happen and undo all the progress that he made. They were hanging out at Dee’s apartment, waiting for the others to arrive, when Dee got the call. “Dad- no, I get it. Come on- I’m going to school! I’m doing what you want me to, what could I possibly- really? Really?! That’s it? That’s what it is? No- you know what, cut me off! Please! I’m begging you! I’m not going to lie to myself or anyone else. Yeah- that’s such a big loss. Tell Mom I said hi.” Logan sat up, frowning as Dee hung up the phone. “What’s wrong?” He asked. “My Dad is going to cut me off. He found out I’m with a guy.” Dee mumbled. Logan furrowed his eyebrows. He had so many questions- was Dee an inheritance baby? Born with a silver spoon in his mouth, that type? Was that how he could afford this apartment? “How did he find out?” “He saw the post that Patton put up with all of us. I was kissing...” “Oh...” Logan said slowly, and he started getting worried again. What if Dee held it against Patton. “It’s not his fault.” Dee shrugged. “I didn’t even think about it. And besides, I knew this would happen anyways. I’ve been saving all the money I’ve gotten from working for the past five years. I wasn’t paying for anything, he pays for the apartment and I have one of his credit cards for everything else.” He said. Logan nodded a bit. “Still, I’m sorry, Dee. Can I do anything for you?” “No... I don’t think so. I’m okay, Lo, really. I’m fine. I was never close to my parents, anyways.” “That doesn’t mean it doesn’t hurt. They’re supposed to love you and they’re cutting you off over something that you can’t control. It isn’t fair.” He said, holding out his arms. Dee gave a small smile, accepting the hug and into Logan’s shoulder. “Thank you...” He mumbled, as Logan rubbed his back lightly. “Of course. You’re part of our family, Dee. We take care of our family.” “Virgil’s right.” “Hmm?” “You really do have the biggest heart out of all of us.” Logan couldn’t stop the small smile that crossed his face.

[thetrashiestfander]

I’m cursed (I’m not sorry)

So you know how the ship name for Sleep and Deceit is Sleepceit

Well i didn’t know this and uuuuhm ,I didn’t know what it was so I realized it could be receit (receipt) AND I FUCKIN’ CRIED IT’S SO FUCKIN’ FUNNY AND I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHY PLEASE HELP ME

 Soo uhm REBLOG FOR RECEIT

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Day 224: Sleepciet!

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Warnings/triggers: Sympathetic deciet, fight sequences, mild descriptions of blood (the first one is definitive, the next two are debatable), kidnapping, mind control, animal transformation (?)

Pairings/triggers: Logicality, prinxiety, sleepciet

  It all leads back to the great and terrible reign of the dragon witch. The disruption of five people's lives, as they race to fulfill their own desires, all of their misfortune traced back to her. But the kingdom had not always been hers, and that meant that there was a chance. If the five could place the rightful heir back onto the throne, then all would be as it should have been. It had to work. What would they each be willing to do if it did not? Logan the pirate. Roman the beast. Patton the prince. Virgil the fairy. Deceit the ringmaster. They had so much to gain, and all the more to lose.

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Coffee Fueled Jealousy (Mall Employee AU)

HI ALL. It’s been a minute, but here’s the next installment of my Mall Employee AU! I’ve been really enjoying this AU, so please send more prompts! I’m always happy to do them. Master Post to the other installments here.

Relationship: N/A. Pre platonic DLAMP if anything. Sleepciet if you squint.

Genre: Hurt/Comfort

Summary: Dee has been watching this stupid group of friends for months now. They won’t succumb to any of his attempts at stirring the pot and he’s tired of it. 

Warnings: Sympathetic Deciet, Deciet 

It didn’t start on purpose. The lies, manipulation. He was thirteen years old and alone in school. No one ever wanted to hang out with him which meant the majority of his time was spent huddled in the corner reading his book. The thing was that Dee never saw the point in filters. So, when this girl Kayla from his math came up to him (probably as a last ditch effort) and asked if he’d seen her friend he’d simply shrugged and pointed behind the science building where the girl was making out with Kayla’s boyfriend. The drama that ensued was just too amusing not to replicate. It started out as just wiggling his way into hearing all the dirt he could and spreading it across the school. Then, watching his parents passive aggressive arguments got boring and he started escalating those. Then, it all got boring and the lies started. He always made sure they were close to the truth, they were more believable that way. 

Dee knew it was bad, but he was bitter. No one was there for him, he didn’t even have anyone who cared enough about him to argue with him. So, he watched everyone else do it. 

When he got his job at Starbucks he sort of got his hopes up. A bunch of misfits working in a little kiosk in the middle of the mall? Maybe he’d actually make a friend. That hope slipped through during his first shift. Maybe things would have gone better if his manager hadn’t yelled at him within the first two hours of his first day. The first time Patton came up to him the tall man had those happy puppy dog eyes and he was so kind and cheery. Dee had no doubt that had he made the effort to smile back, Patton would have adopted him into the group right then. “Don’t worry, Vi, I already ordered yours!” “Pat, you didn’t have to do that!” “You got my boba the other day, its completely fine.” The interaction just made the all too familiar jealousy fire up in him again. Then, he watched the two take the third drink and run into the apple store to drop it off with a third friend. That's when he realized- he was working in a little kiosk in the middle of the mall. Oh, the power that held. *** The group got coffee every day, multiple times a day. It wasn’t hard to figure out who was who and where they worked. Patton, Virgil, Logan, Roman, Remy, Joan, Tayln, and Thomas. They always came and bought drinks for each other and each time Dee punched in the memorized orders he got a little more irritated. He’d watch them leave and meet each other in their stores and he hated it. It was annoying and they were so hard to crack. Weeks were spent trying to get to at least one of them and start some kind of fight between the friend group. It wasn’t working. “Venti iced americano with almond milk and a strawberries and creme frappuccino please, honey.” Dee looked up, quickly punching in the orders he easily recognized as Remy’s and Patton’s. He cast his eyes up and made sure to look concerned to the older man. “You know Patton, right? Is everything okay between him and that emo kid?” Remy smirked a little bit, tilting his head. “Patton and Virgil? Yeah, everything’s fine. Why?” He asked. “Nothing, I just heard Patton saying some things about him.” He shrugged nonchalantly. Remy laughed under his breath, looked around to make sure no one else was near, then leaned over and clasped Dee’s chin in his fingers. Dee was immediately frozen. “Oh baby boy, I manipulate for a living. That’s not going to work on me.” Remy purred, then patted his cheek twice before he walked over to wait for his drink. Yeah... yeah, that didn’t work. Counterproductive, really.  It was getting ridiculous. Seeing them being so close with each other was driving him up a wall. He wasn’t sure why, exactly. He’d seen plenty of friend groups before. There were even a few other friend groups in the mall that always hung around. He never cared about them, but for whatever reason he was absolutely enraged any time he saw this group or any of its members. “Roman can’t cover your shift tomorrow night?” Dee’s eyes flickered up to the two Sephora workers standing in line. “He said that he’s working Cheesecake that day. It sucks, I really need the day off but no other artist can cover. I might just have to use one of my sick days.” “Roman Prince?” Dee spoke up when the two girls got to the front of his line. “Uh... yeah.” One said, raising an eyebrow. “He came over earlier. He was talking about going out with his friends tomorrow night.” Dee said, shrugging. “That’s kind of rude. He seemed like he cared about his coworkers, you think he’d cover.” He said nonchalantly. “He did not!” One gasped. “You gave up seeing your boyfriend last week to cover his shift!” “I know- god, I’m going to make sure no one ever covers him again!” The other shrieked, turning and stomping over to the store. Her coworker simply sighed and ordered for the both of them. A small smirk crossed Dee’s face. This should be fun. *** “My manager wants to take away my position now! She wants to put me on registers and bump me back down to minimum wage. It’s so unfair- and I really have to work tomorrow! I showed her my schedule and everything but she said that shift leads shouldn’t be involved in drama!” Roman cried out. Dee smirked a bit as he leaned back against the wall and listened in to the conversation around the corner. “Kiddo, calm down. Everything will work out just fine.” Patton cooed. “Why would they think that? You always cover when you can, they all know that.” Logan asked. “They said a worker from Starbucks told them that I was talking about hanging out with friends tomorrow night!” “I bet it’s that one who keeps trying to start shit between all of us.” Virgil spoke up. Dee heard Logan groan in response. “That’s it- I’ve had enough!” “Lo, calm down.” “No, Patton! He’s been trying this for months now, and now he went after Roman’s job? I’ve reached my limit and that kid is going to pay!” Dee didn’t know why that didn’t make him happy. At least it had an effect on someone. Roman was crying, maybe he’d take down his ego a notch now. He felt kind of bad, though. He hadn’t meant to go after Roman’s job, he just wanted to start a little drama. If he’d known that it would put him at risk.... And god, when he peaked around the corner and saw Roman sobbing into Patton’s chest he just felt horrible. That was a first... Dee sighed, stepping around the wall and walking towards the friend group. The three older ones weren’t there, he noticed. That wasn’t good, they were older and would have held the others back. “Hey... Roman? I’m sorry about what I-“ He started, but then was cut off as Logan stepped forward. “I’ve had enough of you, insignificant little brat.” He hissed. “Logan!” Patton scolded lightly. “No! You’ve been constantly trying to make our friends angry with each other! We’ve been willing to let it slide but now you’ve taken it too far!” Dee’s face twisted up then. He was trying to apologize. Why was he only being met anger? Okay- he got it to a certain extent, but Logan wasn’t even letting him talk. “Well maybe if you all would act a little less disgustingly happy towards each other all the time, people wouldn’t be forced to stick their noses in.” He hissed back. That was a mistake, because next thing he knew he was on the floor with a split lip and Logan was standing over him shaking out his fist. “Logan!” Patton scolded, hitting his arm lightly before he leaned down to help Dee up. “He was trying to apologize, you big oaf!” “It doesn’t matter, Small, he’s been doing this for months now, do you really think that one little apology is going to cut it?!” “It’s too late to apologize...” Virgil sang quietly, actually making Roman giggle a little through his tears. Remy just snorted. “Not now, Starlight!” Patton and Logan scolded. Dee looked around at all of them, Virgil holding Roman even though Roman was bigger than him and rocking slightly on his feet, Remy standing over the two of them with a protective arm around their shoulders, and Patton and Logan bickering to each other while Patton checked Dee’s face. It wasn’t fair. They were clearly so close, they were all comforting each other and Dee just wanted that. He’s never gotten that... He reached up, lightly patting at his lip and whimpering when he brought his hand back and saw blood. Nothing was going to stop it then, he caught sight of it and immediately burst into little sobs. That’s when they all started panicking. None of them had ever seen any sort of emotion coming from Dee besides his little smirk. “Fuck, Logan, did you really hit him that hard?!” Virgil asked, passing off Roman to Remy. “I didn’t mean to!” Logan hissed, and suddenly Virgil’s hands were on him too, tilting his chin lightly and cursing. “Yeah, well he’s already bruising. Come on, let’s take him into the store.” He said. Dee shrieked a little when he felt himself being picked up, but then saw it was only Patton carefully taking him back into the halls behind the mall. Oh, they were probably going to the candy shop. Virgil’s dad owned it, right? He could hear small murmurs behind him from Remy, who still had Roman in his arms. “I know, baby. Don’t you worry, I’ll get everything sorted out at your work for you. I know your manager, she owes me. My poor, poor baby. Everything is going to be just fine, pretty baby. And look, we’ve got a new friend, don’t we? We already know Patton’s adopted him.” He hummed. Roman followed with small, teary giggles. “Alright, honey. Stop crying now, you’re ruining your pretty makeup.” Dee was confused. Adopted? What did that mean? He was carried into the chocolate store and set down on the back desk, and before he knew it he had Patton tending lightly to his lip and Virgil holding an ice pack against his jaw. “I’m sorry...” He croaked out as his sobs finally died down. “I’m sorry I- you guys were all just so close and I- I just got jealous...” He whimpered. “I really didn’t mean to put your job at risk, Roman...” He sniffled, reaching up to wipe the tears from his eyes. “It’s okay...” Roman said softly, rubbing at his own eyes. “Remy’s gonna fix it...” “Of course he is.” Virgil sighed. Dee watched as he walked over, then tapped the man’s nose. “Cryptid.” Remy smirked, grabbing Virgil’s waist and pulling him close. “You know it,” He purred. “HE IS A MINOR!” Logan shouted, grabbing Virgil and pulling him into his chest. “Mhmm... that’s what upsets you.” Remy hummed, then looked over at Dee and winked as he slid an arm around Roman’s shoulder. Dee glanced between all of them, sighing a bit and looking down. “Why are you being so nice to me?” He asked softly. “Well, kiddo.” Patton sighed, patting his cheek. “Sometimes people only act out because they’re lonely, or scared, or upset.” “I’m not-“ “Shh, that’s okay. Don’t worry, it’s all gonna be better now. Once Logan apologizes, anyways.” He said pointedly. “I will do no such thing.” Logan hissed. “Logan.” Patton growled, narrowing his eyes at him. “What do you expect? After all he’s tried to do to us, he deserved this, Small!” “Why do you call him Small?” He felt stupid for asking at a time like this, but he was extremely curious. Logan called Patton that all the time, he heard it, but Patton was a solid two or three inches taller than him. Both Logan and Patton glanced over at Dee in confusion. Dee watched as Logan’s eyebrows slowly knitted together and something flashed in his eyes. “It’s a... an old nickname I started using in high school. Before he grew to this height. He was my Small.” Logan said, his voice almost a mumble as his eyes scanned over Dee. “I’m sorry, Dee. I really shouldn’t have reacted so harshly, I haven’t done something like that since I was seventeen It was very childish of me.” He said. Both Patton and Virgil gave an approving nod, then went back to tending to Dee. The boy only tilted his head though. “Um... it’s okay... you know my name, though?” He asked softly. Logan rose an eyebrow. “Of course I do. All of us do. We see you nearly every day.” Dee looked down, trying not to cry again as Patton finished cleaning his wound. “All done!” Patton chirped, smiling and stepping back. “C’mon. We were about to get some food, do you want to join us? We’re meeting Thomas, Joan, and Talyn there.” “Okay...” They walked together to the restraint, and the entire time Dee was just in awe. After all he’d done they’d just... forgiven him like that? They wanted to go to dinner with him? No one had ever wanted to do anything with him. “Logan’s the most protective.” Dee looked up, frowning. Virgil had fallen into step next to him while the other four were just chattering away. “Huh?” “Logan is the most protective. That’s why he did that. He acts all logical and reasoning but the second someone is hurting he needs to step in. If it’s one of his friends, he goes crazy. That’s why he reacted like that. The nerd has the biggest heart out of all of us. Look, I know you never really meant to hurt us. I know how it feels, before these guys I never had friends. But don’t worry anymore, yeah? Just... be a cool person and we’ll all get along.” Virgil explained, giving Dee a small smile. Dee slowly nodded, glancing back over at the friends in front of them again. They... wanted to be friends with him now? *** “Dee! Thanks for helping, I got called into work and there’s no way Virgil can close alone tonight.” Thomas babbled as he entered the store. Dee nodded, giving a small smile. “Sure thing, Thomas.” He agreed, just as Virgil walked out of the back with a tray of chocolates that needed to be put away. “Heading out, Dad?” “Yeah, you’re sleeping at Patton’s tonight, right?” “Mhm! Have fun with Joan and Talyn!” He chirped, smiling and waving Thomas off. Virgil turned to Dee as he set the tray down, nodding lightly at him. “Okay, just take all of the checks under my name. Dad will pay you under the table, it’s easier than getting everyone on payroll.” He explained. “I have to finish packing up this whole order, so can you do me a big favor and just start washing the dishes in the back?” “Yeah, sure.” Dee nodded. Except there was a problem. When he tried to turn on the water, he hadn’t realized that the dishes were stacked up to the point where the water would spray off of them and onto the rest of the back room. Then, it was too cold to jump into and turn off, and when he tried the entire front of his clothing got soaked. He tried running at it and doing it quickly, but then only managed to slip. By the time that he got it turned off, the entire back floor and a few of the boxes stored were soaked and his ankle hurt. Of course. Typical. He gets a friend group- an actual friend group that he enjoys being around and then he goes and pulls this shit. It hadn’t even been a month yet, and he already messed it up. When he thought about it like that he couldn’t even hold back his tears. Virgil walked back a few minutes later, glanced around, then rose an eyebrow. “I left you… for ten minutes.” He said slowly. Dee only let out a small sob. “What did you even do?” He laughed lightly. “I’m sorry!” “Dee, it’s fine. I’m actually kind of impressed.” He said, helping the other up and shaking his head. He grabbed a few rags to wipe up the water and grinned. “We have to mop soon anyways.” He said. Dee watched as he started to clean, then smiled. “Wanna come sleep over at Patton’s tonight? He’s picking me up after closing, we can swing by your place and get some clothes for you.” Dee just nodded lightly. He didn’t know how... but he actually had people who cared about him and wanted to be around him now. People that he didn’t want to manipulate and lie to for a change. It was nice.

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Mall Employee AU

Hi all! I decided to make a Master Post for my Mall Employee AU. It’s a lot of fun for me and there’s just so much I want to do with it. 

The Post That Started it All

The Sides and friends all work in the same mall. Chaos Ensues. 

Chocolate Growing Pains

Analogical. Logan and Virgil have been pinning over each other for nine years. Romance Ensues.

Long Time Coming

Royality. Roman has been pinning over Patton for six years. ??? Ensues.

Coming Home 

Part 2

Platonic Virgil/Thomas. Thomas hires a very young Virgil and he’s extremely concerned about him so he decides to adopt him. Safety Ensues.

His Home

Platonic Logicality. Logan finds a tiny freshmen being beaten up by a bully so he beats the bully off of him to protect him. Friendship Ensues.

Coffee Fueled Jealousy

Platonic Pre-DLAMP? Deceit Warning. Dee is sick and tired of watching the stupid group of friends who never seperate. Drama Ensues.

Small, Steady Corrections 

Platonic Virgil Centric. Everyone is unsettled by how underweight Virgil is and they want to find ways to help him. Culinary Coercion Ensues

No One Will Hurt You

Platonic Logan/Everyone. Logan adores every single one of the group members. All he wants is to keep all of them safe and happy. Logan Protecc Ensues.

The Four Times Logan Almost Lost His Shit and the One Time He Did Something About it

Pre Relationship Analogical. Logan is going to lose his shit if Virgil prances around in that outfit one more time. Revenge Ensues.

Every Morning

Analogical. Logan and Virgil have a routine. Breaking that routine isn’t a good idea. Insecurity Ensues.

Forgotten Polaroids

Platonic Virgil/Thomas. Valerie brings Thomas some polaroids she took of him back in college. Crying Ensues.

Pretty Skirts and Silky Collars 

Analogical. Logan really hates Dee’s friend that has a crush on Virgil. He dresses Virgil up all pretty. Smugness Ensues.

S’ Rambles

These are little unedited drabbles when I get an ask that inspires a little plot bunny but can’t expand too much. 

Thomas And Virgil’s first bad fight

Thomas and Virgil don’t mean to let it get that bad. It just happens. 

V just really misses his bio dad

Logan finds Virgil crying on the couch late at night. He’s watching footage of the fire his dad passed away in.

This house is a fUCKING NIGHTMARE

Virgil just wants to go on a date, okay? It’s not that serious, dad.

Dee can’t help it if he’s a little insecure 

Dee sometimes just feels like he doesn't fit in. Deceit Warning

Virgil’s nightmare

Virgil has a nightmare and he just wants his dad.

Mister Remy? Mister Remy! Oh ma fuckin god she fuckin ded

Remy is tired. He crashes at a party.

Fluff!

Analogical Royality LAMP  Receit Moxiety Remas Loceit Sleepciet Sleepality? Wtf is their ship name? Analogical & Royality pt 2 QPR LAMP Royality pt 3 Logicality/Prinxiety Jonmas Anxieceit Thomsleep?

Logan’s little almond

Logan please... noooo

Thomas/Virgil father son shabang

Virgil just needs to sleep okay

Analogical’s Honeymoon

They relax during their honeymoon and they both love it

Kiss prompts! 1   2   3 

I did one of the kiss prompt things. People wanted it in my mall au

Roman angst 

Save him. Take his phone away

Virgil’s last name

There was a little bit of confusion, but Logan cleared it right up

Analogical Proposal

Logan gives Virgil a panic attack

Remy angst

Remy just has a crush on Dee okay (HERES THEIR FIRST KISS)

Sick Logan

Okay he needs to just listen for once in his life (Similarly, Virgil being a sweetheart and taking care of him.)

Platonic ThVi

Virgil doesn’t want to leave his dad

Emo Virgil

You most certainly will not get him into a suit

Where is Coon????

Thomas helps V find his cat

The Remy/Dee Gay Fight

Part One Part Two Part Three

A WILD ELLIOTT

Elliott joins the fam

The Dangerous College Party

Thomas bans Virgil. Virgil goes anyway

Virgil and Logan Fight Over Adoption Paperwork

They’re having troubles 

Patton Feels Bad

Roman tries to do something sweet

The Biggest Analogical Fight

Part One Part Two (feat Emile) Part Three Part Four

Small Pre Analogical Fight

Virgil is drawing, Logan thinks it’s beautiful

Logan Singing

Virgil is in love

Patton is A Cheerleader

They love watching him. (OH NO DEE WAS THERE TOO)

Roman and Virgil tease their Boyfriends

Part 2- The boyfriends strike back

PreAnalogical Flirting

Oof

Logan Comes Back

He went to japan without Virgil 

The Patton Mom Incident 

Roman angst galore. Part 2 Meeting Her

The Time Logan Lost His Shit

He threw a glass against the wall. Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5

Subdrop V :(

Logan does everything he can to help

Arabella

Logan and Virgil’s daughter. More about her The time she tried to steal a pig Logan reading Plato’s Symposium to her

Logan Got Cheated on

V&R weren't having it.

Prinxiety Fight

It wasn’t pretty. Don’t worry everything was fine.

Virgil Makes Logan Cry

It’s precious.

Sleepceit Dynamics

They work.

Drunk Bois

And Part 2- Drunk Bois in action. Drunk Bois playing spin the bottle

Virgil’s Collar

Logan spoils his baby always.

Logan’s Ex

Virgil is about to fuck him up. (virgils ex) (jealous Logan ready to fuck up Virgils’s ex at Disney World)

Sassy Dee

He shuts Rem down.

First Meetings!

Logan and Virgil  Roman and Virgil, Logan and Remy 

Pride Parade!

They had a great time! Remy even kissed Logan.

Remy and Logan Fight 

Oof. Part 2(Also his promise to Virgil to be with him someday) Part 3

Roman Dropping.

Patton knows just what to do.

Absolutely Pure

Lamp fluff

Analogical Stargazing

The best boys. (the day they became boyfriends also while stargazing)

Horror Patton

Everyone had nightmares. (The time Horror Patton also lost his shit)

Jealous Logan 

Virgil wanted to mess with him.

The Time Thomas Caught Virgil in His Collar.

Embarrassing for mostly Virgil.

Roman and Virgil Fall Off a Pier

Roman scared them all. Part 2

Logan Spanks V

He’s being bad. Part 2

Logan is Gay

*pointing to straight couple* “What does that say, Logan?!” “Gaaaay?” “No!” “Guh-aaay?”

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Can I get some of the nice sleepceit I'm talking the mall au btw. If not that's cool

The Sleepciet has arrived

-Remy has had a crush on Dee since he saw him. Still, as much as he messes around and says that he would date someone younger than him in a heartbeat, he does have hesitations just like Logan and Patton

-Dee has also had a crush on Remy, but not since he first saw him. Since he started hanging out with the group. He’s just so cute and he’s so smooth and it scares Dee

-Still, he’s the only one that can fluster Remy right back

-They provide useful commentary on the others. They’re both gossipy, okay? And it’s only when it’s harmless gossip. Roman joins in too because they’re the gossip team

-(side note: for those of you who are hispanic I once asked my white-passing coworker if she knew what chisme was and she went “YES. WHY?! DO YOU HAVE SOME?!” That is the gossip team towards each other.)

-Remy spoils Dee to no end. He gives him cute little jewelry, cute new outfits, takes him to get his hair done- Dee loves it

-In return, Dee gives Remy all the love and affection he wants. He loves being able to dote on Remy since Remy always dotes on them

-They don’t live together until about two years, but they’re at each others houses all the time so they basically do live together. Signing the same lease just scares them

-Dee was the third one to find out that Remy was the owner of the jewelry store. Roman followed Logan around for days shrieking about how he knew Logan had tea that he wasn’t telling him and finally found the tax forms for the shop. He immediately ran to Dee and they both held it over Remy’s head for weeks

-Until Remy found out who Dee’s dad was and Roman’s surprise plan for Virgil’s birthday

-They didn’t tell anyone anything after that

-They had bets on when Logan and Virgil and Patton and Roman were going to get together

-They also totally set up Thomas and Jon, the cute music shop owner

-Matchmakers matchmakers make them a match

-Dee and Remy are a tag team when people try to insult their relationship or their friends. They go back and forth tearing down the person who dared to hurt their friends until either Patton shuts it down or Logan joins in and then Patton shuts it down. 

-The most suggestive of the others. They make innuendos all the time and honestly everyone is just used to it at this point. 

-Dee likes seeing if he can drive Remy crazy like Remy drives Logan crazy. Usually enlists the help of Virgil.

-“Hewwo? Wemy?” “Hewwo Wemy, I have a quwestion!” “Hewwo?” “Hewwo?” “Why do you hate us Wemy?” “Wemy can I have a-“

“Oh my god shUT UUUUUUUUP.”

“UWUUUU!!!”

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What kind of sleepceit fights?

Different things really, just like all relationships

- Remy not being home when Dee’s dad disowned him was a big one. I wrote that one out.

- One of the biggest ones was when Dee published his first novel. His dad hadn’t found out about his sexuality yet, and he thanked everyone but Remy in the note. Remy was pissed and that fight went on for weeks.

- They fought a long time over whos appartment they should move into. They ended up having to get a new one.