#sleep used to be my boo wtf happened

[kazulmehto]

The unfortunate knowledge that there is a VAST difference between "being tired" and "being able to fall asleep"

[katsutora]

— DIAL

ft. isagi yoichi ; itoshi rin ; nagi seishiro ; bachira meguru ; itoshi sae

summary: call routine with them

note: i’ve seen some shit bro. being on this hell-site changes you fr. tag system is an absolute bullshit too. i can’t link jackshit. wow too many “shit” mentioned. shit.

⚘ ISAGI YOICHI

ㅤㅤcalls you at a sensible hour if you haven’t agreed on a specific time. he knows your schedule by heart so don’t worry because he won’t bother you in the middle of work, etc. if you do have a call schedule, then he’ll make sure to call at exactly that time. can be very punctual about this and will start seeing everyone as bowling pins once he realizes he’s gonna be a minute late. they don’t call him a STRIKEr for nothing. will listen and rant equally! he always has interesting stories; wbk being in a call with isagi is never boring. also expect his teammates popping up in the background because of course they want to bonk him in the head after running them over know the person who can temporarily turn him into chigiri. ah yes, the furious yelling ambient noise, a classic. “isagi yoichi istg—” “get your ass back in here wtf was that about?!” “you have a competition, princess.” “EVERYONE STFU!!!” never fails to make you giggle. bonus: screenshots you laughing because he adores you sm <3

⚘ ITOSHI RIN

ㅤㅤhe has a routine and you’re in it: three times a day; square meal style. his early calls are short and mostly consist of “good morning”, “have you had breakfast yet”, and “take care”; (borrowing his word) lukewarm shit like that. i love you. even though he usually prefaces his afternoon/evening calls with “i pressed it on accident” (back to back for months straight? yea sure), it’s clearly an excuse because he just wants to hear your voice but his pride isn’t letting him. i love you. it has also recently been brought up to his attention that he can’t seem to sleep peacefully without hearing your voice first. so tell him something, anything, or don’t. he’ll settle with just the comfortable silence after a “hello”. it’s also the only time of the day he’ll say it loud and clear: “i love you”.

⚘ NAGI SEISHIRO

ㅤㅤwhat’s a timezone? it can be in the middle of the day after practice or he can randomly hit you up at 2am after losing yet another round of game. acts out of impulse: when he misses you that’s when he calls you. it’s mostly video calls too! props up his phone so you can see choki his beloved but gets so pouty when you open up the conversation with “how’s choki?” before he can even show you the cactus lmao. “y’re supposed to be asking about me ( ´•︵•` )” he loooves long calls too (re: letting you watch him play without him saying a word whatsoever and no he did not lose track of time + the game after dedicating his next win to you?). is absolutely against ending it unless you really need to go. rip your phone battery.

⚘ BACHIRA MEGURU

ㅤㅤyou’re like an emergency call button but for whenever there’s something crazy going on. his living diary. a breathing, talking, and confused log entry. that being said, he contacts you at least once a day without a fail. well, that’s actually an understatement because he keeps calling then hanging up after telling you one (1) sentence?? “chigiri just ran me over; ok bye!” “my mom painted something inspired by you; later!” “rin-chan just said we’re all lukewarm, boo— ow, ouch!” gotta rely on his teammates to inform you about his well-being because calling him back is no use. “meguru?” “[unintelligible] [intense fighting ensues]” it’s fine, he makes up for it by showing up at your door later in the day. you think it’ll be funny if you close the door as soon as he finishes a sentence? “hi!!” [door closing] “h-wha- you won’t believe what happened today—” [door closing #2] “?? ok so it wasn’t chigiri who ran me over but isag—” imagine doing this after every sentence to teach him a lesson lmfao.

⚘ ITOSHI SAE

ㅤㅤhonestly? in the middle of a fucking interview because man is so unhinged i tell you. “so sae, are you ready for the next match?” ugh, this is so boring. “wait let me ask my s/o.” ??? this is broadcasted live, btw. you think just because he has a tight schedule and it’s nearly impossible to have a free time he won’t call you? he’ll find a way, he always does. likes to call you at the end of the day too and will never lose to the “who can stay awake the longest” game. is more of a listener than a talker, so go ahead and talk his ears off. he doesn’t mind if it’s you + he loves being the last one to end the call, making sure you get some rest (ps: he’s counting on you to wake him up the next day). you’ll receive a call from his manager in the morning saying that he won’t answer his phone and that they’re gonna be late for the next event. “goddamnit sae, not again.”

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[graycious-tea]

Inner court angst ideas/prompts cus y’all apparently wanna hear my ideas 😂 (mainly Azris coded)

Rhys finds out about Azris and approach’s it from a political standpoint which leads to the whole argument of “oh but when it was feyre and she was engaged to a whole ass other high lord it’s fine” or amren she’s his number 2 (I think) and she has a romantic relationship with someone politically involved in summer court

The inner circle full on not believing eris is az’s mate. Eris charges in furious that all these people claiming to be azriels family aren’t supportive that he’s happy: “I just can’t wrap my mind around why you’re so against it, you’re his family- wait… oh I see… you don’t believe it do you? That’s what it is?!”

I love Azris raised Lucien so like they’ve been together for centuries and the ic is pissed they didn’t know

AZ KEEPING PSYCHO SECRETS LIKE A PRO FROM THE IC

Has az been in love with Mor all this time? Maybe. But I like she’s his beard but she doesn’t even know it, she full on thinks he’s in love with her

Az standing up for Nesta when ic are meanies (I used to hate Nesta but like silver flames? Sold me. Her journeys great (don’t come at me if you disagree pls))

Azriel scaring the ic with his power/emotions and their reactions destroying him

I’ve said this before but az and Rhys conflict about azriels job

Mor knowing that eris isn’t this irredeemable person (this is like a popular fan theory) but on the Azris side “I spent centuries thinking I was fated to a sick son of a bitch who’d nearly killed someone I love”

Badass Elain finding out Rhys and all them argue over her love life and shutting that shit down cus “um no if I wanna be with him I will it’s not up to you”

Eris stuck under the mountain while az is stuck in velaris… you can see where I’m going with this

Y’all know how Rhys told feyre azriels like basic life story after she’d met him like once?? I’d like him to be pissed about that pls and thanks

Rhys making a deal with one of the Illyrian lords or whatever so they have access to velaris leading to azriels dick head brothers and father access to him and his mother (yes she’s alive I will die on this hill)

I don’t know why but I have so much Rhys and az beef ideas… like Rhys’s dad trained az to be a killer that’s gotta f you up

Maybe az and eris aren’t even together yet but Rhys finds out about the mating bond so he low key fires az because it’s a “conflict of interest”

Az losing his shit cus the ic was mean to his boo

Mor and azriels whole thing like… you can’t convince me he doesn’t know and the whole reason he acts all distraught is because he knows she does this shit just to remind him they won’t happen as a couple even tho HE KNOWS

That also pisses me off a lil like Mor going “wait az did something sweet/psycho attacking eris for me so I gotta sleep with some dude so he doesn’t get the wrong idea” like wtf…

Anyway here’s my usual all swirling in my brain I wanna be clear tho I don’t anti any of these characters so pls don’t be in my comments all mean pls (damn this turned out long)

[casually-slips-into-coma]

spoilers for iwtv s2e3!!!

thoughts on the ep:

daniel trying to piece together all the weird shit and what happened in sf👀👀

i wanna know too

love that daniel was like i dont want my fish to twitch so the chef just chopped its head off lol

raglan and the talamasca wowowow

didnt think theyd introduce that so soon

daniel literally like🤨 the whole interaction

louis in bed,, welcome back sleeping beauty

love that armand bobs up and down a little while he floats

lestat basically going “boo!” with the cross

“the sad man with nails in his hands”

armand and lestat both moaning when they drink from each other

armand going “i love u🥹” and lestat going “uh..ditto🙂”

the angry nicki violin music while armand and lestat fuck and then a HARD cut to daniel like😐

louis is stressing me out with how bad he is at lying and how he cant keep any of their fake backstory details straight

armand just letting himself into their apartment

claudias american accent when she says matre is really cute

estelle sneezing during santiagos preformance lol

the theater uses rats to get rid of the bodies???🤢

love how stressed the stage hand is all the time

“these rats are smart😟”

god i LOVE how flirty louis is

jacob and assad have insane chemistry

that little walk along the river and then louis getting all close to armand before walking away🤌

the whole scene of daniel trying to lie to them after getting all the talamasca files was great esp jacobs expressions

claudia looking up to santiago im sickkkkk

love the cafe convo louis is having with armand about god and evil. its nice to see them talking about something outside of vampirism or their relationship

them just eyefucking each other while smoking cigarettes and talking telepathically

when dreamstat pats himself on the back for one of the lines in the song “thats quite good, yes”

dreamstat 18th cent armand line is confusing me bc wtf is he talking about if at this point louis doesnt really know shit about armands past with him

“i killed him and he fucking had it coming” yes the fuck he did louis!!

the camera work is crazy also the “i told u i loved u” line

louis really made a fucking scene during his date just to go fake make out with his dead husbands ghost 🙄

louis looking sad and nodding when dreamstat tells him hes still the only one louis trusts :((

his panic attack while in the photo room + when hes slamming dreamstats head into the wall…..jacob anderson i will personally get u that emmy

claudias SA was so much worse than i thought and i genuinely had a hard time hearing about it. he kept her under floorboards?

the old picture of the theater all burned👀

louis in the audience smiling when claudia goes on stage🥲

claudia is SO excited about joining im gonna kms

her face when she realizes shes gonna play a little girl :((((((((

louis accepting death and telling armand to take care of claudia

very much seeing what that one article was saying about loumand having a tender love story

armands voice breaking a little talking about lestat

loumand kiss finally

tbh a really fucking great kiss. again, they have crazy chemistry

anyway fuck yall i really liked this episode even tho there was A LOT going on

[fatuismooches]

SMOOCHES HII MY CUTIE PIE!!! ૮꒰ ˶• ༝ •˶꒱ა ʚ🍓ɞ

HAVE YOU SEEN THE LEAKS OF DOTTORE AND ARELCCHINO??? SHE BEAT THE DEAD ALLEGATIONS AND APPARENTLY BOTH HER AND DOTTORE MAY ACTUALLY BE PLAYABLE 😭!!!! I HAVE BEEN LOOKING AT EVERY CONCEPT ART ON TWITTER JUST HYPING MYSELF UP FOR FONTAINE. My motivation to finally finish exploring the desert just went up so much !!! I’m not sure if you’ve seen but there’s a Dottore concept art of him wearing different colored masks! (Which is most likely to differentiate the clones to Prime) AND THERE WAS EVEN A LEAKED CONCEPT OF ALL THE HARBINGERS STANDING SIDE BY SIDE AND PIERRO LOOKS SOOOOO!!! AND CAPITANO TOO AHHH !!!! AND PANTALONE WEARS PANTS LMAOO (I’m sorry I’m literally frothing at the mouth I’m such a simp for all the Fatui Harbinger men. Yes I love all of them not just Dottore) N I THINK PANTALONE HAS A CANE TOO ALTHOUGH IM NOT SURE IF UTS PART OF SIGNORA’S DRESS OR SMTH either way even if he’s a grandpa I’ll still love him. And don’t get me STARTED on Fontaine’s concepts for the map it’s so blue n vibrant n green!!! It’s honestly giving monstadt vibes n reminding me of when I first started playing genshin back during launch 😭 I’m so excited for Fontaine i really hope it lives up to its hype since sumeru disappointed me a lil but seeing Omega made it 10/10

But I hope you have an amazing week/year!! I give you many many chu chus n kisses n hugs n cuddles!!! I’m sorry I haven’t sent any brainrots I’ll try to come up with some tonight!! (I unfortunately didn’t sleep well last night since there was a roach and it went up my foot and I’ve been traumatized since!! I DONT know if it’s still in my room or not waaa) ໒꒰ྀི ◞ ◟꒱ྀིა

From your very excited boo boo bear 🎐 anon ♡︎૮꒰ ˶• ༝ •˶꒱ა ♡

YES BRO OMFGGGGG 😭😭😭

NO CUZ SAME. I literally sat on twitter and reddit just scrolling and refreshing at all of these leaks cuz WTF HAPPENED ON JUNE 19 2023?? like MY GOSH IT WAS SHOCKING AND AMAZINg. ALL OF THE DESIGNS LOOK SO GORGEOUSSSSSS AHHH AND EVEN OLD CONCEPT ART OF THE OTHER CHARACTERS?? we were robbed.

AND YES I'VE SEEN THE DOTTORE MASK LEAK... he looks so fine i love him😭💖 I NEED TO SEE OMEGA AND PRIME ON SCREEN AT THE SAME TIME I WANT TO SEE THEM TALKING TO EACH OTHER??? I NEED INTERACTIONS NOWWW . AND YESS THAT IMAGE OF THE HARBINGERS TOGETHER IS KEEPING ME ALIVE THIS IS THE MOST WE'VE SEEN THEM TOGETHER SINCE THE TRAILER 😭 and ACTUALLY I THINK I SEE THE CANE THING UR TALKING ABOUT?!! IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE PART OF HER DRESS SINCE ITS TOO FAR AWAY OMG NONNIE I DIDNT NOTICE THAT AT ALLLL 😭💖 PANTALONE HAVING A CANE ACTUALLY SUITS HIM OMFG

I'm super excited for Fontaine 🥰🥰 And i feel you with the desert exploration! Really wish we had more forest than desert in Sumeru. Good luck on it 🎐 anon!! Dottore mains us soon 🥰

[leclercsainzz]

ILLICIT AFFAIRS PART 3

PAIRINGS: lando norris x ex!gf / tom blyth x reader

TYPE: social media au

WARNING: // cheating implied

part 1 - part 2 - part 3 - part 4 - part 5

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yourusername: xoxo

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user: side profile >>>

user: she’s gorgeous 😩😩😩

hunterschafer: sooo fine 😍

hunterschafer: you’re unreal, i swear

↳ yourusername: *kisses* 😘😘

user: tom’s one lucky dude

↳ user: lando*

↳ user: tom* i said what i said, babe:)

landonorris: my gorgeous girl 😍

↳ user: you mean our*

↳ user: actually, he meant tom’s*

user: babe, you’re the definition of perfect 😩

↳ yourusername: you are 💗

lilymhe: myyyy godddd 😍😍😍

tomblyth: 😳 gossip girl, is that you?

↳ yourusername: does this confirm you’ve watched gg?

↳ tomblyth: aside from that one episode you and hunter made me watch, noooo

user: my oh myyy 😍

user: MOTHER 😍😍😍

user: beauty

user: it’s the way she responds to tom’s comment but not lando who happens to be her boyfriend …..

user: so are you and tom having an affair ???

carlossainz55: peek a boo, i see you

↳ yourusername: oohh no, you’ve found me:( bummer

↳ user: carlos?? 😭😭😭

user: not even lando makes her smile this much anymore

user: REJECT ME SO I CAN MOVE ON, PLZ 😭😭😭

oscarpiastri: hellooo 👋🏼

↳ yourusername: ‘ello, mate

user: lando gets no response?? that’s crazyyy

user: pov lucy gray after she escaped coriolanus

zendaya: 😍😍😍

user: our beautiful lucy gray frrr ❤️

user: everyone getting a reply but lando

user: she’s ALWAYS flirting with tom???? like???

↳ user: he flirts with her too??? it’s not just her???

user: i feel for lando, fr 😔😔😔

user: if she doesn’t respond to my comment that means she’s secretly hooking up with tom

↳ user: me when i’m delusional

oliviarodrigo: you’re gorggg 😍😍

↳ yourusername: thank you, ml 😘 you’re gorgeous too

user: OBSESSED with you, omg!!! 😩😩😩

user: so fine and for what??

user: 😍😍😍😩😩😩

user: my favorite person ever 🫶🏼

user: where’d you buy that dress???

user: 😍😍

user: she’s so pretty wtf

user: @tomblyth babe, i see it! i’d be after her too 😍😍

user: tom secretly to yn: “break up with your boyfriend”

↳ user: ya’ll play too much 😭😭😭

user: lando’s gonna BURST out one day, i swear

↳ user: he’s gonna come for all of us 🤣

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yourusername: i swear i don’t love the drama, it loves me

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user: MOTHER IS QUOTING “I DID SOMETHING BAD” AND “ENDGAME”?!!??

user: yn in her reputation era???

user: my favorite cheater 😒😒😒

francisca.cgomes: 😍😍😍😍 OBSESSED, omggg

user: this is def about the whole lando cheating situation

↳ user: she cheated first tho????

hunterschafer: 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

hunterschafer: FUCK IT UP 😍

↳ yourusername: i love youuu, my loveee ❤️

lilymhe: i’m in love with you, my godddd 😩

taylorswift: 😍😍😍

↳ user: MOTHER COMMENTED OMG AOALAPS

maxverstappen1: fun fact: i like that song

landnorris: 😍😍

↳ user: the audacity

↳ user: not him commenting

user: idk if lando’s the stupid one for fumbling or if tom’s the lucky one now that he gets to have her???

↳ user: you’re acting as if she’s a game of some kind

user: idk why you’re “upset” when you cheated first 🙄

user: shE’S in her reputation era!! i’m HErE FOR IT!!

tomblyth: you’re fancy, huh? 🤔

↳ yourusername: you could say i’ve been dressing for revenge

↳ user: OMG OMG

user: i just know lando’s crying after losing this baddie

user: funny how she’s the one who cheated on lando and acting like the victim, lmaoooo

↳ yourusername: how about you don't speak unless you know what you're talking about? 😊

↳ user: U TELL HER, YES!!!!

↳ user: yn ain’t playing no more

user: lando fumble this baddie and now it’s tom’s era!!

user: @tomblyth THIS IS YOUR CHANCE!!!

user: girl bffr yk damn well you started all this when you started sleeping around with tom while having a boyfriend

user: she’s the biggest swiftie i know, makes me love her more

user: she cheated on lando and now that lando supposedly “cheated” she wants to act like the victim 😂 honey, get a life

↳ tomblyth: how about YOU get a fucken life rather than comment on a situation you don’t know shit on

↳ user: YES BABE, STAND UP FOR YOUR GIRL

↳ user: say iT louder!!!! 👏🏼

user: the way tom defends her, i love them!!! 😩😩

user: lord 😍😍😍

user: i wanna be yn so bad 😩

carlossainz55: en tu era de reputación, no?

see translation: in your reputation era, no?

oscarpiastri: slayyyyyyy (did i do that right?)

user: queen behavior!!

user: that’s mother right there 😍😍😍

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lando.jpg: yea yea 🖕🏼

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user: lando being shady in his jpg account??!? 👀

user: wait- i’m confused asf

user: are lando and yn still together??? 😭😭

yourusername: 😘😘

↳ user: PARENTS!!!

↳ user: mom commented!!!

user: is she lowkey being shady by commenting “😘” or??

↳ user: it seems genuine but at the same time shady?? idk how to explain it lmao

user: yn and lando being messy? orrrrr???

user: guys it’s just a caption, omg 🙄🙄🙄🙄

luisinhaoliveira99: 🤩🤩🤩

↳ user: what is she doing here?? 😬 isn’t she the one who was seen with lando in those pics???

user: DRAMA??? I LOVE DRAMA OMg

user: yn was so real when she said “i don’t love drama, it loves me” bc??????

user: he has all the right to be shady

user: shady lando >>>

user: tag her, babe, don’t be scared

user: @yourusername @yourusername @yourusername @yourusername @yourusername

user: my unbothered king ❤️

↳ user: he seems pretty bothered to me, babes

user: oh damnnn 🫢🫢🫢🫢 drama

user: things better be good between you and yn, i swear 😭😭

user: before everyone starts blaming yn or lando, ya’ll gotta remember we don’t know what happened between them

user: i NEED to know what happened!!!!!

user: why blame lando or yn???!?!? let’s all just collectively agree that it was tom’s fault

user: i would be mad if i lost the baddest bitch too

user: i never thought i’d see lando throwing shade back at yn from his jpg account 😭😭😭

↳ user: no frrrr 😩 but then again it doesn’t surprise me bc he dedicated this account to yn way before all this shit happened

user: they’re so messy, omg

user: @yourusername DRAG HIS ASS QUEEN

user: @tomblyth come defend your girl, bro

carlossainz55: pobrecito el niño 🤣

see translation: poor little boy

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user: i thought i saw a comment by carlos ????

↳ user: same, omg! i think my shit’s glitching

user: keep your head up, king ❤️❤️ you deserve better

user: i hope him and yn aren’t fighting 😭😭 i cant take it

user: yn commented kissing emojis so i’ll take that as them being happy together (yes, im delulu) 🤪😜😜🤪🤪😜😎😎

user: yn will get her karma, don’t worry

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yourusername: your loss babe 💋

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user: is the caption a shade towards lando???

hunterschafer: you’re actually soo hot 😮‍💨

lilymhe: just fell on my knees, my goddd 😩

user: post break up glow up is real 😍😍😍

user: patiently waiting on lando’s comment

user: LIVING FOR YN’S REPUTATION ERA OMG

alexandrasaintmleux: the prettiest 😍

tomblyth: oohh wow

↳ yourusername: 🤭🤭

↳ user: i need them to date!!!

user: MOMMY 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

user: she’s so fine, oml 😮‍💨

isahernaez: dios mío 😍

see translation: my god

↳ yourusername: ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

songbirdsandsnakes: ❤️❤️

user: serving as always!!! 😍😍😍

user: gorgggg

user: that’s why tom’s the better man

joshandresrivera: you’re too cool for the world! 🤩

↳ yourusername: you said it, not me 😜

user: call him out, babe! show him what he’s missing

user: @landonorris

user: you’re unreal 😩

user: dO one better and get with tom!

charlottesiine: 😍😍😍

user: i love her friendship with the wags/ex wags ❤️

user: pretty girl

user: definitely his loss babe!!

user: yk what they say? one man’s loss is another man’s gain

itselenaberri: my oh my 😮‍💨

user: MOTHER IS SERVING AS ALWAYS!! 😍😍😍😍

user: 😍😍😍😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😩❤️❤️❤️😩😩😩

user: reputation era (yn’s version)

user: am i the only one waiting for lando to comment?? even though i know damn well he ain’t gonna comment

user: brown looks so good on you 😩😩

user: SLAYYYYYYYYY 😍😍😍😍

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yourusername: fun times w/ some of my favorite ppl;) ❤️

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user: DYLAN AND YN??!? A DUO I DIDNT KNOW I NEEDED

user: sHe’s back with tom, yayyy!!

user: in her slay era, indeed!

user: is that lando????

tomblyth: slayyyyyyyy

↳ yourusername: slayyyyy, bbyyyyy

↳ user: “bby” 😭😭

user: lando continues losing on and off track as always

user: ONE MANS LOSS IS ANOTHER MANS GAIN, ONE MANS LOSS IS ANOTHER MANS GAIN, ONE MANS LOSS IS ANOTHER MANS GAIN, REMEMBER THAT

user: is that lando in the fourth slide????

user: lando liked this post so i’m gonna believe that’s him in the blue hoodie (i’m delusional, i know) 🤪🤪🤪

↳ user: it’s okay, babe, i’m with you

user: DYLAN AND TOM?? you’re winning 😭😭😭

user: yn ln, my best friend ❤️❤️

hunterschafer: slayyy bestie 😘

↳ yourusername: 😘😘😘😘

hunterschafer: i spy with my little eyes mr tom blyth

joshandresrivera: cute 😘 @tomblyth

user: I CHOOSE TO BELIEVE THATS LANDO

user: @landonorris mate, is that you?

oscarpiastri: am i still one of your favs? 🥺

↳ yourusername: always!!

↳ carlossainz55: after me, that is

↳ yourusername: 🤫

user: i Can take all three of them, idc

user: thomas meeting lucky gray and coryo when???

↳ user: coryo ain’t gonna be too happy about this

user: living for yn’s slayyyyyyy era 🤩

↳ yourusername: 🩷

user: missed seeing tom on her page, omg

user: idk who i love more tom??? dylan??? or yn????

user: everyone’s talking about tom and dylan but what about lenny????? show my boy some appreciation!!!!

user: gUys!! i haVe a theory! after lucy gray left coriolanus in the forest, she escaped and found thomas 😲😲😲

↳ yourusername: 😮😮 how’d do you know, omgg??

↳ tomblyth: ooooh??? we’re officially done

↳ user: i absolutely love these two, i cant 😭😭😭❤️❤️

user: the maze runner x the hunger games crossover?

↳ user: we sha’ll call it the maze games

user: my fav duo!! ❤️❤️❤️ #yntom

user: yntom nation rise, iT’s our turn now!!!

user: dylan, omg 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

would it be a bad idea if i made a pt 4?

taglist:

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Some redacted incorrect quotes cos everyone is doing it so I want to too.

Asher: guess I’m just to tough to cry.

David: just today you were crying about snakes..

Asher sobbing: they don’t have any arms😭😭

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Lasko: ouch I think I pulled a muscle

Gavin: oh are you oka-

Freelancer: you cant pull what you don’t have.

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Sweetheart: babe can you roast me?

Milo: no I don’t wanna roast you

Sweetheart: no just do it babe I won’t get mad.

Milo: no I don’t wanna. Your beautiful.

Sweetheart: well you have little ankles. No matter how hard you try I will always have bigger legs then you.

Milo, offended: damn. At least I have ankles,For you it’s just foot then calf. Cankle looking ass. ✋🏻

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Some random bitch to Sam: you want something freak?

Darlin: Hey! You know what happens to a snake when a Louis Vuitton heel steps on it?

Sam:…

Darlin: shut the fuck up or you’ll find out.

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(Baabee trying on clothes)

Ash: looks great babee turn around lemme see.!

Babee: 🤨

Ash:..

Babee: can I get a please before you treat me like a common whore? 💅Like I’m still gonna do it. But still let’s have a little decorum. Let’s have a little respect. ✋💅

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Darlin, walks into their apartment: hello people who do not live here.

Sam: hi

Ash: hello

Milo: sup

Darlin: I gave you a key for Emergencies..

Ash: we were out of D O R I T O S

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Angel: DAVVEEYYYYY

David: what.

Angel: would you still love me if I was a worm?😭

David: angel it’s 3am.

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Ash and baabee making up:

Babbee: but you made me feel bad.. 🌸🌸💓🌸

Ash: it hurts my heart that I made you feel bad.. ✨💅🌸💗💖💓🌸💗

Babee: do you oggy doggy ashy poo boo boo bear swear to never make me feel bad again? 💖💓💓🌸💗

Sweetheart watching them: hold on☝️

Ash: I do. Do you baby wabby boo boo sweetums swear to care about me and never make me feel bad either? 💓🌸🌸💓💖💖

Babee: I do.💖💓🌸💗✨

Sweetheart: no you don’t. ✋What was that?🤨

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Darlin: hug me bring it in✋🏻

Sam: no.

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Ash: baabbbee (shakes babe awake)

Babe half asleep: wha?

Ash: while we was sleeping you kicked my leg of off you and I was wondering if you still loved me 😭😭😭😭

Babe: ash this is the third time this week.

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Darlin texting angel: so.

Angel: did you fuck him?

Darlin: how tf did you get that from “so?”

Angel: am I right?

Darlin: maybe.

Angel: that’s what I thought.

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Freelancer: Gavin you don’t even have a job-

Gavin: oh deviant~ being your slut is a full time job.

Freelancer: Gavin, wtf.

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Asher: we should invest in an army of llamas

Baabe: why?

Asher: 1. They spit good defense 2. We can ride on them, very useful for battle 3. Their soft and we can put hats on them.

Baabe: lets do it.

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Freelancer texting Gavin: ARE YOU MOCKING ME?

Gavin: ARE YOU MOCKING ME?

Freelancer: HOW DARE YOU JERK

Gavin: HOW DARE YOU JERK

Freelancer: IM BEAUTIFUL

Gavin: damn right you are baby~

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Milo and Asher pc:

Asher: yo milo where’d you and your mate go the movies about to start?

Milo: we are fucking

Milo: getting popcorn (not delivered)

Milo: in the hall

Asher: oh my god.

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[zuffer-weird-girl]

So I'm like 7 different levels of idiot and got me thinking how would overhaul or dabi react to a s/o who's the same way? Example and soooo totally not related to my dumbassery, trying to open a can of whipped cream with a knife because the pull tab broke and then accidentally slicing their finger. Or waking up to their s/o in the middle of the night sitting on the counter dinking coffee from a bowl because the mugs were too high.

Well if that ain't me-

Many facepalms and groans

This bastard worries for you more than it shows to I swear, he had plently of heart attacks because of your stupidity.

When he discovered you almost cut your hand off because of a fweacking whipped cream can he forbided you to go to the kitchen and to get close to any cans without his presence.

Not. Even. Fucking.Joking.

He slapped the can in your hand one time this guy is serious.

Or uses the overhaul or patches your boo boo up with a very grumpy cat face as he scold you endless and how much of a pain it is to watch over you like some sort of a child

KAI STOP BEING SUCH A FUCKING TSUNDERE FOR ONCE AND ADMIT YOU HAVE FEELING BITC-

Moving on

When he found you drinking coffe out of a bowl he just gave you the look of "what the fuck do I even bother?"

Forces you to wash it though. All of the dishes.

Is Chisaki Kai, what did you expected?

Bruh-

He doesn't care 🙃

Jk

He does get pissed when you sliced your finger opening a can. He gets a bandage and teases you for it... but next morning you find one of those uttensiles that open cans right on the kitchen counter.

Problably stolen btw

Sometimes just snorts and rolls his eyes when you do something like that but if you hurt yourself during it then his face falls as he comes to see wtf happened.

Teasing is a must even if he is worried asf

The incident with the bowl earned you a deadpan look from Dabi.

And everyone is 0 shock at that.

What was out of the blue though was when he just snatched the bowl out of your hands, almost threw in the sink (SON OF A BITCH THAT COULD HAVE BROKE-) and picked you up like a bag of potatoes and carried you back to bed.

This man needs sleep, not shit-

He doesn't mind the way you act, just be careful and dont slice your finger unless you want to see a pissed off Dabi :)

[louweasleymalfoy]

Masterlist

•••

I am currently eating with the squad in the Slytherin table. It was me, Blaise, Crabbe, and Goyle here today and my boyfriend, Draco and Pansy are nowhere to be found.

Even if we are in the same friend group, me and Pansy never really liked each other. She hated me for dating Draco. The feeling was mutual. I hated it when Pansy would try to flirt with him, though Draco never really acknowledged her

Dinner was almost over and Draco's still not here. Odd. Maybe he's busy? I sighed, convinced that he's probably doing something important

Dinner came to an end and me and the others finally went to the dungeons. I climbed up the stairs that led to the dorm I shared with Pansy.

I were about to open the door until I heard moans coming from the room. I scrunched up my face in disgust.

Gross. Did Pansy really have to bring a boy to our room. UGH, I facepalmed

I was about to walk away, maybe just go to Draco's room since he has his own room. That is until I heard the name she was moaning

"Ugh! Draco! Fuck"

Is this the reason why they skipped dinner?

My eyes widened and without even thinking, I opened the door. And there was Draco and Pansy. Pansy was smirking when she saw me while Draco had an emotionless face

I quickly left the room and went to Blaise's instead. Blaise basically had his own room since Draco moved out of there.

I cried and explained to Blaise everything that happened and he comforted me until I fell asleep. I am like a sister to Blaise so he didn't really mind letting me sleep in the other bed in his room

*Time skip

I was sat at great hall next to Blaise. I didn't really want to go but Blaise forced me. Blaise was talking with a fellow Slytherin while I played with my food.

Pansy and Draco was missing again... Well more like Pansy was missing because Draco just walked in.

He had bags under his eyes and sat next to me.

"Hey Babe" He said, smiling. He leaned in to kiss my cheek but I pushed him away

"What the fck is wrong with you!? Don't you 'hey babe' me!" I shouted, almost everyone in the great hall was looking at me

"What? Are you okay love? what's gotten into you? You know...I am tired, not even having the energy to eat, but I decided to go here just to see you and you're acting strange" Draco said, looking a bit annoyed

"What's gotten into me? Wow Malfoy how could you forget so easily? You know what? You're right. You're tired. You're probably fcking tired from screwing Parkinson last night! I saw you okay, with my own two eyes and you just stare at me. How dare you cheat on me Malfoy! I'm done. We.Are.Done!" I said getting up and leaving the great hall to curl up and cry in my dorm, hoping Pansy wasn't there

Draco sat there with his jaw dropped and a small tear on his face. He looked at Blaise but he only gave a disapproving look.

"You know what dude? I don't understand why you did it. But stay away from Y/N. You're my best friend but she is also like a sister to me and I don't want her to get hurt even more" Blaise glared at him and went to his class

Draco ran to his dorm and cried. After crying his eyes out, he sat on his bed and got lost in his thought

She said she saw me. She said I cheated and that she saw me fcking Parkinson. How is that even possible! I didn't even talk to Parkinson yesterday.

I was staying up all night, making homework and thinking of an anniversary gift for Y/N.

This is crazy. I would never cheat on her. Something isn't right and I need to get to the bottom of this

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Three days later...

It was three days after the break up. It was a Saturday and today was supposed to be me and Draco's second anniversary and I felt miserable.

I was walking through the halls, not looking at where I'm going, and bumped into someone

"Ow! Watch where you're going!" It was Pansy....and she's with Draco

"Oh my! look at who we've got here. It's poor lil Y/L/N, what? Are you sad that Drakee-poo chose me? I've always told you. Dracy would choose me because I am prettier than you and you are nothing!" Pansy said in that annoying high pitched voice and laughed

I was about to cry but I was holding it in...that is until I saw Draco. He was laughing as well and I felt tears fall down my cheeks

"Awwww are u crying? Boo hoo. It sucks to be you" She laughed again

"Oh yeah? Well you're a slut! Stealing someone's boyfriend because you're nothing but a whore!"

Pansy was furious

"why you!" She raised her hand, about to slap me

I prepared for the impact, but it never came. When I opened my eyes, I saw Draco stopping Pansy's wrist tightly and— HOLD ON! THERE ARE TWO DRACOS!!!

WTF IS GOING ON IN HERE!?

Pansy looked confused as well, looking at Draco beside her, and at the other Draco who was holding her wrist

I was about to say something until i noticed something wrong with the Draco besides Pansy. He was changing appearance until he became his old self again, it was Theodore Nott.

I was confused, until realization hit me. POLYJUICE POTION!

Pansy shrieked. Realizing that she was with Theodore the whole time and ran.

Draco was FURIOUS! and was about to go after them until I stopped him

He looked at me and his face softened

"Y/N! Oh my god, I swear i didn't cheat on you! I would never do that because I love you so much! I came here to tell you that the Draco you saw Pansy was with wasn't me but then I saw her about to hurt you. Are you okay?" He said cupping my cheeks

" Yes Dray I'm fi—" he cut me off

" Oh god...she didn't do anything else did she? I love you very very much and i swear that if I sa—"

I cut him off by smashing my lips to his. We kissed for a while until we had to break away from each other for air.

"You don't have to explain Draco. I understand." I smiled at him and pecked him

"Oh! I almost forgot!" He said, reaching for his pockets. He pulled out a box and handed it to me

"What's this?"

"Just open it" He smiled

I opened it and saw a locket inside. It was beautiful emerald locket. When I opened it, there is a moving picture of me and Draco laughing

Draco took it from me and helped me put it on.

"That night...when you thought I was cheating on you...I was actually thinking of a gift for you"

He took my hand in his and kissed it

"I love you more than anything Y/N and I will never let anything come between us. I want to spend my future with you and be able to call you my wife someday. Happy Anniversary Love"

I teared up and smiled. I got up on my tippy toes and kissed him with all I got. We stayed there in the empty hallway for a while, just staring at each other

Unbeknownst to us, Blaise was in the corner and saw everything that happened. He shaked his head, smiling, and left us alone

[sevenkittensinatrenchcoat]

Saw My Mutuals Doing a Hunger Games

So, I also messed around with the Hunger Games Simulator. I called it Macavity’s Jellicle Choice. Macavity managed to defeat Old Deuteronomy and decided that the next cat to ascend to the Heaviside Layer as to survive a Hunger Games. 23 cats just die. The 24th gets reborn.

I am so terrible with the simulator that I didn’t even have images for the characters, so I didn’t take many screenshots. Instead, I took notes of what happened.

We’ll begin at the end:

This is the only screenshot you’re getting. All of the nicknames I used are very stupid.

Here are the notes I took as I played this thing:

Content Warning: It’s a Hunger Games. Violence and Death. Also featuring my dark sense of humor.

Bloodbath

Pouncival and Plato fought over a bag, but Pouncival was too small to win that fight and ran away.

Tantomile Inventory: Shield x1

Jellylorum managed to scare Tugger away from the Cornucopia. Nobody was surprised by this.

Victoria Inventory: Bombs x5

Bombalurina Inventory: Shield x1

Munkustrap has made the Cornucopia into his base.

Rumpleteazer, Asparagus, and Grizabella got into a fight. I assume it must’ve been some sort of Emotional Ballad Competition, because Grizabella was victorious.

Etcetera Inventory: Canteen x1

Mungojerrie is hiding in the Cornucopia. Munkustrap knows this and is allowing it.

Day 1:

After all that “excitement” (The Bloodbath wasn’t that bloody tbh), there’s still much to be done.

George and Coricopat got into a fight, but it was just practice and they’re fine. George won, btw.

Pouncival has already managed to hurt himself will foraging for food.

Jemima Inventory: Hatchet x1 (The baby has plenty of sponsors, I assume.)

Bombalurina caught some fish, but that’s not that exciting.

Grizabella murdered Alonzo with a trident. I’m starting to become concerned by how good she is at killing people.

Tantomile just fell in a lake and drowned. Quite the anticlimax.

Allience! Electra, Cassandra, and Mistoffelees are on the prowl!

Tumblebrutus managed to scare Tugger into running away. I think “run away” is Tugger’s strategy at this point.

Munkustrap Inventory: Nameless Fruit x3

Jellylorum Inventory: Spear x1 (She made it herself. All those years of teaching kids crafts have paid off.)

Victoria beat Mungojerrie in a fight, but let him go because this was either a practice round or the announcer for the family-friendly TV station that airs The Hunger Games just claimed they were “fighting” in the bushes.

Etcetera Inventory: Canteen x1, Food Item x1 (Thank you, sponsor! …Okay, it was me.)

Mass Funeral 1:

RIP Rumpleteazer. (Lean Lynx) Her ballad wasn’t angst enough.

RIP Asparagus. (No Fuss 2 Pronounce) He just wanted to play Growltiger.

RIP Alonzo. (True Himbo) That was kind of pathetic.

RIP Tantomile. (She Psych) Your death was so boring.

Night 1:

Serial Killer Grizabella got Electra.

Plato became Enemy Number 1 for some unknown reason and he was hunted down by Coricopat, Tumblebrutus, Tugger, Jenny, and Munkustrap.

Remember how Pouncival injured himself? He got pricked with tiny thorns and bled out a few hours later.

Etcetera just screamed for help AND IF SOMEONE DOESN’T HELP HER I SWEAR TO GOD-

Some strange archery accident involved Victoria, Skimble, and Cassandra occurred. Cassandra’s dead now.

Jellylorum isn’t dead, but she’s unconscious, so someone should really look into that.

Misto and Jemima are snuggling!

Bombalurina stabbed George and left him to die. A bit harsh.

Demeter and Mungojerrie have been spotted holding hands. These two Macavity survivors have turned to each other for emotional support.

Day 2:

Allience! Jerrie, Victoria, Coricopat, Misto, and Munkustrap are on the prowl!

Serial Killer Grizabella is stalking Jemima! Luckily, she hasn’t got a chance to kill her.

Skimble stabbed Tugger.

Etcetera has found her mom. Jellylorum has kept her safe for the day.

Demeter Inventory: First Aid Kit x1 (From a sponsor)

Jennyanydots Inventory: First Aid Kit x1 (From a sponsor, cleverly giving medical supplies to someone who might be able to help everyone. Hopefully, no more kittens will end up like Pouncival.)

Mass Funeral 2:

RIP Electra (Book and Bell): She didn’t expect Grizabella to go so insane so quickly.

RIP Plato (Not Too Big): He was played by the same actor as Macavity, so maybe the mob got mixed up.

RIP Pouncival (Can Do Handstand): He died from a boo-boo.

RIP Cassandra (Pharaohs’s Girl): I’m still not sure wtf just happened.

RIP George (Could Be Admetus): I almost completely forgot about him, but the audience will remember.

RIP Tugger (Tugs): Skimble took their rivalry too far.

So, that was a massacre…

Night 2:

Coricopat just randomly died from thirst. Remember that Tantomile drowned. One twin died from too little water, and the other from too much.

Victoria is having nightmares. Just thought you should know.

Jerrie, Skimble, Grizabella, and Demeter have set up camp together. After everything that’s happened, sharing a camp with Grizabella sounds like a terrible idea, but everyone’s under a lost of stress and not thinking clearly.

Misto has built a shelter and Jenny is allowed inside. Good choice of ally.

Jemima tried to sing herself to sleep. Poor baby…

Munk killed Jelly with a poison dart. It was quite brutal. I don’t think he meant it that way, but the game only ends after most of them are dead.

Bombalurina has begun to question her sanity. I think this question applies to nearly everyone.

Etcetera, after possibly witnessing Munk kill Jelly, appears to have snapped. She hacked Tumblebrutus to pieces with a weapon that I didn’t even know she had.

Day 3:

Stalking Jemima was a bad choice. Serial Killer Grizabella now as a sprained ankle.

Allience! Victoria, Jenny, Misto, and Jerrie are on the prowl!

Munk died from thirst, and possibly from guilt.

Bomba and Skimble are friends for today.

Etcetera Inventory: Food Item x1 (Sponsor. I had to do something)

Mass Funeral 3:

RIP Coricopat (He Psych): His death matched up with his twin’s.

RIP Jellylorum (Bitches Be Jelly): That was really fucked up.

RIP Tumblebrutus (Fliptastic): He was probably in the wrong place at the wrong time.

RIP Munkustrap (Fearless Leader): At the end of the day, he couldn’t kill his family.

Night 3:

Etcetera is gazing at the stars, looking for a Dead Parent-Shaped Constellation.

Victoria managed to defeat Serial Killer Grizabella, but she let her go.

Jerrie and Jemima are snuggling! I think he might’ve adopted her. Normally, that would be Skimble’s job, but…

Demeter found those poison darts Munk was using and killed Skimble with one of them.

Meanwhile, because everyone’s parents are dying tonight, Misto shot Jenny. I think he might’ve planned it. The Hunger Games brings out the worst in everybody, sooner or later.

Feast!

Smart Cats Who Stayed the Fuck Out of It: Mistoffelees and Demeter

Bomba just grabbed some food and ran for it, so she’s also pretty smart.

Etcetera’s nervous breakdown continues. She killed Victoria in an ambush, not caring who she was killing at this point.

Serial Killer Grizabella managed to behave when she ran into Jerrie and Jemima. They grabbed their stuff and left.

Day 4:

Misto is ready to die, but Jemima won’t kill him and Jerrie went out to hunt, so he’s not there to do it for her.

Grizabella died of dysentery. This isn’t even a joke.

EVENT: Tsunami (Later to be Dubbed “The Tsunami of Tears”)

Survivors: Mistoffelees, Mungojerrie, and Demeter

Little Etcetera got swept away. Bomba and Jemima both sort of crashed into each other, leaving them stunned for long enough to drown.

We just lost all of our kittens :,(

Mass Funeral 4:

RIP Jennyanydots (Mouse Mother): Misto betrayed her, but she probably didn’t mind.

RIP Skimbleshanks (Railway Cat): I’d like to propose a ban on poison darts.

RIP Victoria (Little White Cat): Another kitten in the wrong place at the wrong time.

RIP Grizabella (Cat Who Sings Memory): She died of dysentery.

RIP Etcetera (Little Tiger Cub): *wails*

RIP Bombalurina (Whittington’s Friend): She played very pragmatically, but lost from last-minute bad luck.

RIP Jemima (Sillababy): *wails louder*

Night 4:

After all the bullshit they’ve been through, the three survivors just decide to duel each other to the death now. Misto defeats Jerrie and Demeter. None of them were trying very hard.

Anyway, Mistoffelees won. I didn’t rig this so my favorite would win. I don’t know how one rigs a Hunger Games Simulator. I would’ve preferred to save a kitten.

If it isn’t obvious by now:

Mean Minx: Mungojerrie

Leading Lady: Demeter

Pied Piper’s Assistant: Mistoffelees

So, that’s what I did on this fine Tuesday morning.

Hunger Games Idea Inspired by: @fluffytuffles and @0zzysaurus​

I didn’t use the same template, but I wouldn’t have thought to do the thing if my mutuals didn’t start it.

As for the backstory I set up before hand, Mistoffelees magically kicked Macavity’s ass and rescued Old Deuteronomy. They figured out that it was all a magical nightmare Macavity had sent to torment the tribe. Misto’s magic allowed him to fight the nightmare for the longest. Demeter and Jerrie and also built up some Macavity resistance over time. Everyone who came close to winning had slightly higher Macavity resistance for one reason or another.

Anyway, they all woke up from the nightmare and everyone was actually fine.

The End

[angelmichelangelo]

i’m about five years too late and nobody asked for this except me and i need to just get this out of my brain because it’s 2am so here’s a list of things i wish happened on glee that didn’t HERE WE GO:

- new directions being actual teenagers. just them hanging out. going to group sleepovers. giant study sessions (because school exists in this universe?) like remember in tpp when they were eating lunch together ? that’s what i wanted MORE of. just them being actual friends. a sleepover episode is all i wanted imagine all the abba songs we could have gained from that episode

- a halloween themed episode. the closest to this that we got was the ‘thriller/heads will roll’ mashup which YES was iconic but im greedy and it’s not enough. my idea for a halloween episode is that the gang gets trapped inside the school after staying behind to idk rehearse? or something? and then things get progressively worse as they start to go a little mad, thinking the school is haunted and they split up into pairs trying to find an escape and they think they’re seeing ghosts/someone lurking around the school and they’re getting real spooked but it turns out it’s just sue fucking with them lmao

- kurt and finn being brothers. THE POTENTIAL WAS THERE and sadly after furt we are left with crumbs. why ?? WHY?? little moments like finn saying that he’s driving back home with kurt or them saying they can’t do something because they have a family thing would have been good enough. more scenes of them hanging out in their home with their parents would have been *chefs kiss* but alas. it never happened because glee writers are bastards

- based off my last point: sam actually living at the hudson-hummel house because he actually did live there? but nothing is ever said like what’s the dynamic there why weren’t kurt and sam and finn close if they all lived together for what? like a year? was sam living in the mf shed? did he ever get close to carole and burt?? where tf did he live when everyone went off to college did he just stay in their house lol who knows not me LMAO

- blaine dealing with his trauma ? mental health was never dealt with very well on this show. emma’s ocd was just ignored after she got married or whatever and blaine mentioned his trauma once and then it was ignored until it was mentioned in passing a few seasons later and even he just brushed it off and it was never brought up again like wtf. i have no idea how they wrote a whole episode about hate crime in bash and they never once thought to have blaine and kurt have a single conversation together, let alone a conversation about how they’d both been victims of a hate crime. AND THE ONLY TIME BLAINE DOES MENTION IT IS IN TESTED WHERE ITS JUST USED AS A REASON FOR THEM TO FIGHT AAAAAAAA no wait im calm it’s okay. i just would have liked to have seen kurt and blaine have an emotional moment together in that episode that didn’t include blaine singing and kurt being knocked tf out. just sayin.

- kurt dealing with HIS trauma !! again, glee gets bad points for talking about mental health and it just is crazy that they had so much potential with kurt, ie: depression, anxiety, ocd (kinda?) his bullying, being literally assaulted (i see u ryan murphy taking that whole plot line so loosely mmhm) and then shoehorning in the fact that he was suicidal AT THE SECOND TO LAST EPISODE when they had a whole episode about suicide and they could have mentioned it at any time but ofc they didn’t because the writers just wanted to shove in as much as they could in the flashback episode AYE AYE AYE the potential!!!! oof.

- literally just more tina. jenna ushkowitz is a fantastic actor/singer/preformer and she was criminally underused. i like the episode props because of two reasons: one. everyone switching characters was amazing. and two. some actual tina scenes. even if she.. technically was rachel but also herself or something? either way. i digress

- this is just in general but MORE ABBA AND ALSO THE CARPENTERS and also some sound of music songs would have worked GREAT but they already had like a million songs and as the show progressed they veered away from old songs and more towards popular songs at the time to help chart numbers blah blah blah whatever it’s cool. but also how did they only do a few abba songs that is criminal

- a more fleshed out ending that wasn’t so rushed. like rachel won a tony and everyone else is just? there? why is sam at mr shue’s house ??? how did artie get up the stairs? did quinn graduate from yale? and where tf was kurt and blaine’s child during ‘i lived’ because burt and carole are vibing in the audience and rachel isn’t pregnant so like? is the baby just?? alone somewhere in the wings?! lmao where are u bby girl!! but once again i know they didn’t have the time to do it so idk it’s fine what they did it just sucks we didn’t get more! but again. fanfic exists so yah im all good

- more of blaine’s mum. or mom, in this case i guess. why cast gina gershon and then give her ONE line like ? ik there was a whole deleted script that explained why she was there but i love that up until that point blaine seemed like he genuinely murdered his parents, lived in their big house all alone and when people got suspicious he just told them that they were “out of town” :) either way pam is great i love her and i wish she had more to do in the one episode she was ever in. not even a moment with blaine?? wasted.

- more of cooper anderson, matt boomer is so fucking funny everytime i think of the emotion tornado i bust a lung laughing like it’s so fucking stupid but oh my good i love it. (and if you haven’t watched the special feature of cooper’s transformers audition tape please please watch it because it’s just so funny.) ik he was just a special guest but i wish they got him back for at least the wedding ep but guess my mans was just busy. boo ;(

- going back a couple of points, i wish they’d done a whole episode like props. every actor here just shines when they’re impersonating each other. finn and puck as kurt and blaine is beautiful and quinn and sugar is incredible. also idk why they refused kevin the right to wear the cheerios skirt; they could have put a little more effort into some characters but that’s glee for ya lmao but yeah. a whole episode like that would have been so much fun

- they should have let chris colfer write more episodes. purely for the fact that he wrote with his own bare hands the whole scene where lea michelle’s character gets dragged down a road by dogs. this guy. it’s a shame he only got to write one since he actually did a really good job! i would have loved to have seen what other episode ideas he had :)

- glee in the summer! obviously it only was centred around the school year but after season 3 who honestly gave a shit about the glee club and mckinley lmao i wanna see them in SHORT SHORTS and POOL PARTIES but nope we just got september - june so like rip all my hopes and dreams

- WHAT HAPPENED TO DALTON? bitch just burst into flames ?? and for WHAT?? oh yeah plot convenience smh this is so sad i wish they’d either written something better than “we need the warblers to team up with new directions so uhhh the school burnt down” like. it’s a private school. if the school is gone and they’re just staying at mckinley what are the parents paying for? they’re just cool with sending their kids off to public school now? every adult in this universe has been murdered by these kids, haven’t they? they’re just doing whatever they want jfc

- a wedding was a good episode. ish. and yknow, huge kudos to them because gay marriage wasn’t legal in the us at the time so im less harsh on the fact that they definitely threw up the rainbow flags and made it less about the characters getting married and more so “we have gay characters and look they’re getting married what a concept” but i do wish we could have gotten some more married!klaine since they don’t really have much to do after this understandably but a little moment alone together after the wedding would have been nice :) IT WOULD HAVE BEEN NICE IM TELLING YOU

- get rid of the hummelberry friendship and send mercedes to new york instead. i have nothing else to add to this other than the fact that i mourn the fact that kurt and mercedes went from bffs to just. school mates. this is tragic this is traaaaagic !! and all for more of the rachel berry show smh

- every day i wonder what was going through carmen tibideaux mind when she watched the kurt hummel preform not the boy next door and was like :) and then watched rachel berry have a breakdown on stage and then proceeded to give rachel the spot at nyada and kurt gets payed literal dust. and THEN she had the nerve to tell him it was because his performance had no heart. AND HOW DID ADAM GET IN THIS BABY GOT BACK MOTHERFUCKER?! nyada is a circus school oh my god !!!!! kurt deserved better im telling yall he deserved so much better

there’s so much more i could rant about but im going insane im so tired and i need psychological help after watching glee so im gonna leave it here and say peace out homies it’s been fun but i need to sleep so bad

[hatsukeii]

𝐋𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐒𝐮𝐠𝐚𝐫

𝐏𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐭𝐰𝐨- 𝐈𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐫𝐨𝐠𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬

𝐖𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭: 𝟏.𝟐𝐤+

𝐖𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬: 𝐂𝐮𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠

“Oh my fucking god, you did WHAT?”

“Calm down, I just helped him with something after school, it’s not like I blew him off in a locker room or something, chill.”

“No! This is HUGE! You helped THE Tsukishima Kei! You know? Super rich, privileged, snobby family Tsukishima? The one whose parents pulled him out of volleyball practice once for some college tour Tsukishima Kei?”

“Wait. He’s a Tsukishima?”

At that sentence, Mai’s mouth hung open as she stared at you in disbelief. You poked at your tray of food, occasionally eyeing said boy from across the cafeteria. He was sat there, picking at what looked like a strawberry cake. Next to him, was a freckled boy. The duality in the energy between the two was almost ironic. To think that a cold, indifferent loner like Tsukishima would willingly tolerate a bubbly, enthusiastic and easily flustered boy like freckles over there, it was kind of funny to look at.

“Mai? Earth to Mai?”

“(Y/n), baby, I’m sorry but you’ve gotta be either on the bottom of the school hierarchy scale, which I’m sure you aren’t, or have been living under a rock your entire life. Do you know how many of us girls would kill to be of any use to him? He’s hot, rich, and smart, he’s Mr. Fucking Perfect!”

You took another peek towards Tsukishima. It’s only been about half a minute and he’s already got a crowd of girls surrounding his table. He continued to devour the cake, not paying any mind to the harem situation he was in. One of the girls slapped his back, causing him to jerk forward and drop the piece of cake in his fork. You stifled a tiny snicker, feeling slightly bad for him, but at the same time extremely amused by the situation.

“I know he’s all popular and stuff but it’s no big deal, he doesn’t even know who I am. I helped him out once and that’s it, he probably doesn’t even remember.”

Rapidly firing awkward hand gestures, along with excessive noises, Mai grabbed your sleeve, shooting straight up and dragging you to the girls’ restroom. Slamming the door shut, she put her two hands to her temples, rubbing circles into the two sides of her head. Her eyes looked like they were about to pop out of her eye sockets. Abruptly, she spun around to face you, almost hitting her forehead against yours. You flinched, holding out your hands protectively to shield your face as you stared at your friend in concern. She took a hold of your shoulders, looking you dead straight in the eye with unwavering determination.

“What did you help him with yesterday (Y/n)?”

“I don’t really think I’m in the position to tell you-”

“Okay but did you touch him?”

“What?”

“(Y/n), did you make contact with him or not?”

Mai’s grip on your shoulders was deathly tight. It was clear that you weren’t going anywhere until you told her what had happened the day before. Sighing to yourself, you scratched your head, surrendering to her.

“I mean I grabbed his arm and pat his back, that’s about it.”

Her hands flew straight off your shoulders and were slapped over her mouth. From looking at her cheeks, you could make out a huge smile from under her hands. A high pitched chuckle, followed by more muffled, but high pitched laughs came out of her mouth as you perked your brow in confusion.

“Oh, oh (Y/n), baby boo I’m so proud of you!”

“Wha- what the fuck are you talking about?”

“You got to touch him? Do you understand how incredibly fortunate you are?”

Cringing at her words, you slowly shook your head.

“No? I don’t?”

“Just go home later and think about it yourself, okay? God, what a lucky bitch... you’re lucky I’m your friend and the only one that knows! If any of his fangirls found out, you’d be dead by sunrise.”

Pushing you out of the restroom, she sat down at her lunch table as if the talk you guys just had never happened. However she would occasionally give you a look, before eyeing Tsukishima, who at this point was just going through his phone, then back at you again. Starting to get annoyed and quite frankly embarrassed, you slammed your hands onto the table, before grabbing your almost untouched tray of food, and throwing it out. The cafeteria stared as you stomped to your seat, grabbed your bag, and stormed out. However, apart from being embarrassed and irritated, those weren’t the main reasons why you left the cafeteria. You were guilty. You felt bad for lying. God if Mai were to ever find out you left out such a juicy detail she would absolutely kill you.

Because you still couldn’t get the thought of him out of your head.

Last night, you laid in bed trying to sleep, but so many questions were made after that encounter. Who was he? Why did that seem like the first time you had ever seen him?

It was now midnight, and you were in the exact same state as last night. Giving it a bit of thought, you realised that he was probably always here. His presence was so nonexistent to you that you never even noticed him. You would see an extra tall classmate under the tree at times, scribbling in a notebook or whatever. A tuft of blond hair amongst a sea of students during an assembly. A pair of glasses on the lab table, followed by a boy scrambling back for it. Those were the questions you had yesterday. Today, it was a whole new subtopic that opened up to you. Tsukishima Kei. That was his name.

“Tsukishima huh...”

You knew who the Tsukishimas were. Mai was right. The family was privileged and known nationwide for their extremely successful members. One of their most famous was Akiteru Tsukishima. He seemed like a modest person on TV most the time. Think about it, he has mentioned something about a brother. Maybe he was talking about Kei? Something didn’t add up for you. How was it that everyone else in his family was so famous, yet you had never heard of him before? Whipping out your phone, you searched for Mai’s contact, before sending her a text.

You- Mai

You- MAI

You- MAI REPLY RIGHT NOW ISTG

Mai🤮💕- wtf do you want you crazy ass bitch it’s midnight

You- Oi wtf go back to sleep bitchass

Mai🤮💕- wha

Mai🤮💕- wtf do you want from me woman

You- Anyways don’t take this the wrong way okay but have you ever seen Tsukishima with his family or on TV or the news or sth?

Mai🤮💕- so you’re simping

You- no<3

Mai🤮💕- To answer your question no, I haven’t. I’ve bumped into his mom and other brother at an art gallery before though, I think the woman said she didn’t know a Kei when I asked. Wack ass hoe forgetting about her own relative

You- cool thanks now go to bed bye

Setting your phone back onto the floor, you placed your hands behind your head.

“What’s up with him...?”

Panic attack at school then turns out he’s a member of some mega successful family, yet he stays unknown?

Something wasn’t adding up, and it was bugging you to no end.

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Why are my works so short lately I hate this but I’m so tired I’m so sorry it’s really shit

[0blank0worlds]

Beginner’s Guide to Worlds.com 

*If you have trouble opening links, please copy and paste them in.

Some questions you might have...

Some people are quite confused when entering worlds.com, so here are some helpful and useful tips for new users.

1. WHAT DO I DO ON HERE?

Chat, explore, and have fun. There are tons of events that happen throughout the week so join in and make some friends. We have radio, hide n seek, poetry, trivia, tours, and movie nights. 

2. WHY IS NO ONE MOVING?

Sometimes it’s just quiet. Happens in other chatrooms like Activeworlds as well and they have a special term for it. But in worlds.com we call it sleeping. Don’t worry tho! There are times when it’s really active, especially during events. The people on GZ are real people, but yeah they’re afk or they just don’t want to talk. 

3. I WENT TO ANOTHER WORLD. AND I SEE THE SAME PEOPLE? WTF IS GOING ON?

The first world you enter is called Ground Zero or GZ for short. There are many ground zeros on worlds. It’s the main part of worlds.com that is most populated. Consider it this way, the other ground zeros are like different “skins”. Some popular GZ’s are Rose GZ, Cyber GZ, Doom GZ, Legendary Reception World, the Streets, the Beach, Lighthouse, etc. My favorite GZs are JuneMoon GZ and Vaporwave GZ. 

TIPS> 

1. Whispers: are like DMs. You can message other users this way. 

2. Teleporting: especially useful during tours. The way to tp to someone is adding them as your friend. Either click on the user and add as friend. Or go to OPTIONS> Edit friends> and add the user’s name. When they pop up on your friends list, click on their name and “Go There”. 

3. Changing POV: Click OPTIONS> Change Avatar View. To look up and down, click PgUp (F11) and PgDn (F12).

4. Changing your Avatar: If you have VIP, just click on VIP> change avatar. You can go to the avatar gallery and change your avatar and customize it there as well. There are many avatar galleries on worlds.com with many unique and great avatars. Copying other users avatars is bad. Don’t do it.

Some avatar galleries I recommend are Bad-Dude’s avatar room, Kiur’s Avatar room, and SiclonVolador’s avatar room located in the Legendary Reception World. You can customize your avatar in Texas or Fabricland. 

If you don’t have VIP, you only can use the 2D avatars found in the avatar room on GZ.

5. How do I get VIP? Ugh. Right now, you can’t pay for it. But you can get it by doing Poetry (reciting a poem) or winning Trivia! Or mail in a check! Skeletalcat also made a tutorial on getting VIP for 15 more days: skeletalcat.com/vip. 

6. Someone is sending me weird messages. How do I get them to stop?

If someone is harassing you, mute them by either clicking on their avatar and Mute. Or go to OPTIONS> Edit Mute List > and enter the user’s name. If someone is acting inappropriately on the chat, screenshot it and send it to the hosts. 

(*Another rule: No cursing and spamming the chat on worlds.com. Here is a link to Worlds.com Community Guidelines: http://www.worlds.net/help/worldsterms.html#:~:text=Do%20not%20harass%2C%20threaten%2C%20embarrass,any%20other%20forms%20of%20solicitation )

7. Who are the Hosts? 

Hosts have a yellow name tag and their name starts with “HOST”. SirGemini is blue cuz he’s head honcho. 

(Host Balaam being crushed under the weight of DJ Mototech)

8. How to float and move faster. Use JIMBLY’S SITE!

To do this you must download shaper. Here is a link on how to do so: http://users.worldsonline.com/users/jimbly/shaper/index.htm 

More in depth tutorials on how to fly, how to break through boundaries, how to move really fast, how to edit and change your avatars: https://0blank0worlds.tumblr.com/Shaperguide

9. Nexialist

A pretty chill dude. They aren’t a cult leader lol. So yeah leave them alone and please treat them with respect! Some of the rumors got really out of hand. They are just a normal user with a dapper wooden suit (*”retro wood grain”- Nexialist). [”Boo” eau de parfum by Nexialist.]

10. Addressing the rumors.

No, there are no cults or inner circles on worlds.com. The whole cult thing started from back in the day from people trolling. I think the whole rumors started spiraling out of control, esp. by people who don’t even know much about worlds. Kind of like a bad telephone game. Jimbly and Nexialist are not deities. Cough Cough. Far from it. I don’t know where that started from. 

Jimbly contributed a lot to Worlds.com, he made a bunch of extremely useful resources which I still use to this day to help out people who are just starting and are curious about worlds. For your picture to be in Mugshots, you have to submit them via email. But now the Mugshots room is covered in memes and stuff after the Jordi Invasion. So yeah -___-;;. It’s unfortunate.

You can find more about worlds from the Preserving Worlds documentary, in which Gradualdime even discusses these rumors. There has been no cult activity observed while my time on Worlds.com. The Worlds community is small so it’s a pretty close-knit community.

About not so appropriate worlds. Worlds has a long history. There are some worlds that are inappropriate and not child friendly. But they aren’t illegal things discussed in a lot of Youtube videos. There were a few worlds that I didn’t agree with at all and those worlds are frowned upon (political imagery and one not so good world *politely speaking from past and gone old users, this also happens in other 3D chatrooms). 

If I recall correctly, people would make themed worlds in hopes of getting these companies to sponsor worlds.com. One of them was an adult site. There’s also worlds for selling things and educational stuff as well. That’s why we have worlds like Pearsons World which is an education/ textbook company that I am very familiar with. You can see similar things happening with Active Worlds but with if I recall correctly, Carnegie Mellon or Cornell (I forget which). 

It’s a pretty chill place minus the times when people pop in and start acting badly. The regulars continue to pop in because they just want to have a good time. What got me into Worlds was all the creativity. The worlds created by users are relics and are works of art, esp. seeing places like Polymatrix or La Maison. I continue to stay bc I made some really good friends, so yeah. I just want to have a good time! 

Will Worlds be shutting down soon? Doesn’t seem like it! Even if it does, there are many people in the community who are planning to find ways to keep Worlds.com up!

11. Who’s the spider?

That’s Fallen_Angel! A very nice user and he’s always on worlds.com. When he’s not, it’s a very weird occurrence. He chats once in a blue moon. If you want to explore somewhere, add him to your friends list and teleport to him! He’s on beach GZ and if you go past him, you’re gonna be hit with the travel directory! 

*He hasn’t been on for a while. I hope he’s ok. 

Some helpful sites to learn more about WORLDS.COM

🌌 Worlds Wiki: https://worldschat.fandom.com/wiki/User-Created_Worlds

🌌 Jimbly’s site: http://users.worldsonline.com/users/jimbly/

🌌 Wirlaburla.Site  (Worlio.com) : https://wirlaburla.com/library/WorldsPlayer/

🌌 Jett.dacii.net: http://jett.dacii.net/jett/ [the best site for the most worlds]

🌌 sl0nder.ddns.net (sl0nderman’s worlds and website): http://sl0nder.ddns.net/

^HOW TO ACCESS WORLDS FROM THESE SITES: These sites are treasure troves of information. Some of these sites are worlds archives. When looking at the files all you have to find is a link that ends with [.worlds] and copy the link address and paste it into Worldsmarks> Change Location on your Worlds application. 

Overall, be nice and polite and you’ll have a great time on here! The community is really great. I’m usually on worlds. If you have questions, feel free to ask. I’m a small puffin or a big puffin.  - 0_blank_0 😸

INSTALLATION GUIDE [For more information on what kind of worlds version you should use, mods, and how to access them click here]

SHAPER GUIDE [For more information on how to float, move fast or slow, break boundaries, edit avatars, click here]

EXPLORATION GUIDE [For more in depth explanation on how to access worlds on archive sites, travel center urls, and worlds recommendations click here] 

[darkatsumu]

A bit about my self... Well duh, I'm a whore for 2D characters but let's pretend I'm innocent.

*sips tea*

Let's see, what else.

1) I'm born near the cusp of Virgo and Leo, so most of my qualities bang heads. I'm a chicken in the Chinese one so ig I'm a cocky son of a bi-

2) Yes, as you can see, I make horrible jokes.

3) I write fics and all that jazz. (Lies, I used to. Idk wtf happened, my brain said 'fekk no betch'.)

4) Most of my dumb shit comes from my dreams. Or random stupid thoughts I get while religiously beating an egg with eggshells at two in the morning. As you've read, my dreams are... They're... Yeah, they're something.

Yes, Suna is now legally related to gravy.

Yes, 'Here eat my tongue' is now my life motto. (not like I have a life.)

5) I'm a smol bean. Like, smooool bean. I'm nearly a foot shorter than Hinata. Standing at a proud 4'5" (no, I'm not proud but I'm still happy because I can steal clothes). I'd work perfectly as a coffee table, pleasure to be of service.

6) I probably won't stop sending you asks anytime soon so, I'll send prayers your way before I press every ask button.

7) When I was younger, I wanted to be a toothbrush or a tree. I'm a creative child.

8) I'm an accident but I'm not complaining. I get to ruin people's lives and that is good enough for me. 🥳

9) I have nightly conversations with insomnia... And with that, I'm familiar with consciously slipping into a lucid dream. That probably explains the dumb shit I dream about...

10) I'm a talkative swine if it isn't obvious enough.

~⚜️ {Fleur de Lise fucking out.}

More lies, I visit your page anytime I can so I can spam likes and be a creep.

are we doing a lil facts about ourselves?????? okay bet lets gooooo

1) i’m a scorpio and tiger. so obviously i’m the dominant one akjsdhakjsdhkaj

2) as you can see; i, too, make terrible jokes. i can understand that i’m a very hard person to talk to at first one on one because i’m a shy piece of shit but idk man; just come in with some kinky shit and we’ll be best buds akdhskajdhka

3) I too write fics which i am not proud of sometimes. If i had to be honest, my favorite fics of mine are ones i wrote like two months ago. my fics now just feel kinda bland don’t they? IT’S JUST ME IN KNOW IT. 

4) I used to dream like you! lately my sleep schedule is wack so i haven’t been able to dream BUT THAT OIKAWA DREAM LIKE DAMN I SEE YOU BOO. but my ideas also come from my dreams or my random thought throughout the day and before i sleep. actually my brain just never stops thinking. 

5) oh my god YOU’RE SO SMALL ARE YOU SERIOUS? i’m 5′2, tiny also, i hate tall men unless they’re osamu or sakusa. 

6) i probably won’t stop answering your asks askjdhakjsdhaks

7) when i was younger i wanted to be a princess; i did younger me better and became a queen. 

8) i was planned, born to be the last, raised with purpose so everything i do, i do with purpose. nothing is an accident to me, i’ll bend the lies and truth to benefit me. (this makes me sound like such a bitch asjkdhkajsdh)

9) I have nightly conversations with my alter ego. softomi and darkatsumu converse; originally softomi dominated the conversion, she locked darkatsumu in a dungeon so that she wouldn’t come out. but e made the mistake of opening the dungeon, unlocking the chains, and darkatsumu was reborn to be more glorious. 

10) if it’s not obvious enough, i ramble. like a lot. my thoughts are all over the place. i don’t know how you guys put up with me. 

[themadauthorshatter]

I said I'd make a post on this, and I want to start 2021 off on a positive note.

These are some headcanons I have if Cal had the two pets I talked about in my cat and dog posts, specifically the golden saint and sphynx cat.

For context, this is somewhat of an AU where Cal lives on his own and something of a pandemic happens. I will also be incorporating stuff like videos and other stuff just because:

After having a really bad nightmare, it was Julian and Anabel that gave Cal the idea to adopt an animal, preferably a dog because of how emotional they are. He turned down the idea because he was ruling Norta. After abdicating, and more nagging from his uncle and grandmother, he gave in and adopted a 3 month old golden saint, a sweet girl he named either Sweetie or Shiloh(he read the book as a child and the name stuck with him.) If I come up with a more creative name, I'll edit this, but for now, I'm referring to the dog as Sweetie.

Cal was surprised when he didn't see Sweetie drool a lot. THAT CHANGED WHEN HE STARTED TEACHING HER COMMANDS.

On nights Cal has nightmares, Sweetie will jump on the bed and nuzzle and kiss him until he wakes up. Works every time.

When he wakes up, he holds Sweetie close and pets her to help pull himself out of the literally nightmare he just experienced.

Sweetie thinks she's a lap dog. Cal has tried letting her know she is not, but apparently it's times like that that Sweetie is deaf because she still tries to curl up in his lap when he's reading a book or just sitting and relaxing.

He thinks it's because she was always around small dogs in the shelter and thinks she IS a small dog.

Whenever Cal eats or writes in his diary/journal or reads or anything, Sweetie will stare at him until he looks at her, ehich will make her tail start wagging.

This has led to them playing peek-a-boo, and it's awesome. Cal will hide and show his face and Sweetie will kiss him because she missed him.

There was an instance Cal fell asleep either reading a book or writing in his diary/journal. Sweetie carefully pulled the book/journal and pencil onto the bedside table, pulled the blanket over Cal's arms, and turned out the lights before joining him.

There are days where Cal is building something, and he still laughs at how the first day went: naturally, the garage door was closed, but so was the door to where he lived(house/apartment, idk you pick). While he worked, Sweetie scratched and knocked on the door. Cal would tell her to lay down and that he'd be back soon, and she'd scratch and knock on the door again. After an hour of whimpering, scratching, and knocking, Cal gave in and let her into the garage after picking up anything that could hurt her. You can only imagine the prance as she carried a toy into the garage with her.

On days Cal has to leave, Sweetie will try to come with him. Cal will gently tell her to sit and wait for him, and she will, until the door's open enough to get her muzzle in. It's usually on slightly off days, and Sweetie is smart enough to know what makes Cal laugh when he's about to snap.

Cal learned the hard way to never play dead with a golden saint after Sweetie turned 1. He wasn't hurt, but she ingored him for almost two hours.

The only times Sweetie ignores Cal are when he gives her some flea and tick repellent, hide her toys, and if he was stupid enough to play dead.

On one such occasion that he played dead, he texted Mare that Sweetie was ignoring him because he both gave her flea repellent and played dead, and has been ignoring him for fifteen minutes at the time of him texting Mare.

This was a video he showed Mare as proof:

(For visualization purposes, Cal is using his phone as a camera and is on one end of the couch while Sweetie is on the other end staring out the window. He is borh kind of laughing, but also close to tears because it's not a woman's scorn that people should worry about; Hell hath no fury like a DOG'S scorn.)

"... It's been a hour, and she's still ignoring me. I gave her some flea medicine, AND A TREAT."

Sweetie's ears perk up, but just for a second before going back down.

"I GAVE YOU A TREAT AND SAID I'M SORRY!😂😂"

More ignoring from Sweetie.

"Yeah, she's... she's not happy with me. At all."

TIME JUMP!

"An hour and twenty minutes. She still won't even look at me. I-"

On the contrary, Sweetie turns her head to him.

"Wha... 😃AYYYYY!"

But then she looks away again.

"Damn it😂😂😅! Come on, I was happy!! Sweetie, I'm sorry!!"

TIME JUMP: PART 2

(Cal now has his camera flipped with a subtitle thign reading, 'It's been two hours now, and she's still mad at me. To show you I am not kidding, I'm going to try petting her and she's going to give me 'WTF are you doing?' eyes.'

Never breaking eye contact with Sweetie, Cal gives her some back scratches.

Like he said in the subtitle, Sweetie looks up at him and stares at him, almost saying, "WTF are you doing?" She doesn't growl at him or wag her tail, but the two stare at each other.

"Are you still mad at me?"

Sweetie gets up and walks away to get some water, and because, yes, she's still mad.

TIME JUMP: PART 3

The camera's facing Cal again with a subtitle that reads, 'THREE. HOURS. I can't tell if she's trying to get me back or if she wants to play.'

Sweetie is behind him and slowly creeping up on him as her tail starts wagging a little bit.

'She has NO IDEA that I can see her behind me right now.'

You know that look of when you feel bad, but you keep laughing because it's KIND OF funny? Cal has that look on his face as Sweetie keeps sneaking closer.

'She'll go back to ignoring me, if I look behind me, but I think she's past that. Just in case, I'll pretend I don't see her.'

Cue Sweetie pouncing and Cal laughing as he falls back, the phone/camera falling with him. We don't see much, but we do see Sweetie's tail wagging.

Not a time jump, but a cut to Cal smiling at the camera as Sweetie lays on his chest sleeping. He points the camera back at himself and gives a thumbs up.

'She forgives me😊'

I know you're wondering, 'Okay, Sweetie's cool and is an awesome girl, but where's the cat!?' To which I say, RIGHT HERE!!

Cal was planning on getting another dog, a friend for Sweetie in case he had to leave home, but at the shelter he noticed a cat that no one wanted: a hairless sphynx that was all wrinkly from being on the defense and only having one black paw. On the ride home after adopting this cat, it curled up into his lap and then climbed onto his shoulders.

It meowed at him when he asked, "What happened to your socks? Did you find a sock or lose the other three?"

Cal was sneaky as hell when he got back because he didn't want Sweetie figuring out and getting territorial.

She figured out anyway. This is the video he took when she did:

(Over the sound of Sweetie scratching on the bathroom door) "You can't come in, Sweeite. Go lay down."

(More scratching and even a sniff under the door.)

"Sweetie, we're okay. Don't worry."

(The cat, which Cal named Fink, meows and paws at him for pets; Cal's warm and Fink's cold. The sound makes Sweetie whimper and scratch at the door harder.)

Cut to outside the bathroom, where Sweetie is constantly between sniffing Cal's hands, shirt, and face from petting Fink and from Fink just being all over him because of how warm he is and smelling and scratching the door, her tail wagging the entire time.

"You smell your brother, Sweetie, huh? You smell him?"

He bursts into laughter when a black paw reaches out under the door and Sweeite freezes before flopping onto her back.

It took a little while for the two to get along, and there were no major fights, as in Sweetie didn't get territorial and snap.

On one occasion Sweetie growled and Fink would swat her on the muzzle as he hissed at her. Sweetie stayed by Cal's side that evening as he tried not to laugh.

Cal came home once to a few surprises: 1. Fink and Sweetie sharing her bed, but not looking at each other. 2. Fink PETTING Sweetie and grooming her before running away. 3. Fink and Sweetie playing tug of war(which made Cal's day because Dink would occasionally stand up on his back legs and it looked hilarious). 4. The two sleeping together, Fink on Sweetie's back.

Note here, this happens if there was a pandemic like the one we're dealing with right now, so it's a good thing Fink and Sweetie are best friends now.

During lockdown, Cal has more nightmares and more 'episodes' during the day. On days, Sweetie isn't helping as much, as in just petting her and her being there isn't enough, Fink will climb onto Cal's shoulders and try grooming his hair. On nights, Fink lies on Cal's chest and watches him sleep. When he starts getting restless, Fink curls under his chin to try to help him. If all else fails, Fink will sneak off the bed and knock over a soap bottle or box of tissues to wake up Sweetie, who barks and wakes up Cal.

Fink hates thunderstorms. They make him pant and have anxiety. It's night like that where he hides under the sheets next to Cal; Sweetie's better at waking Cal if has nightmares during storms anyway.

Mare, Kilorn, Farley, and a few others have Face Time workouts, and all if them have noticed Cal isn't as muscular as he used to be.

They get their answer when they all start working out:

While stretching, Sweetie watches Cal, staring at him. He can't help but smile when she wags her tail

"Can I help you?"

Sweetie creeps up to him and rolls onto her back for belly rubs, which Cal gives her before going back to stretching.

During ine of these stretches, Fink hops onto Cal's back and scares the daylights out of Kilorn.

"What the hell is that!?"

"What?" Cal looks over his shoulder to see Fink. "Oh, yeah, I have a cat AND a dog😁."

Mare and Farley laugh as Kilorn retorts, "That is not a cat! What is it?"

"A cat, and his name is Fink!" At this point, Cal's laughing, too.

"That is the ugliest cat I've ever seen."

"(More laughter) No he's not!😂"

After a few minutes, and finishing stretches, the workout begins with some pushups.

Sweetie keeps trying to sneak in some kisses and Fink's back on Cal's back, but is getting confused because usually he tried hoppong while Cal wasn't moving and only watched him while standing in his back legs.

Needless to say, Cal has to stop to get Fink off his back and Sweetie to lay down somewhere.

Throughout the entire workoit, the pets try to "help" and only end up making everyone laugh.

No wonder Cal hasn't been doing a lot of workouts, he has two animals that just keep wanting to give them love.

Sweetie does help with arm exercises, as in she's the weight Cal uses, and Fink keeps trying to stand and join in.

Workout session ends with everyone laughing, Kilorn reiterating that Fink is ugly and not a cat, and Cal crying from laughing so hard as he repeats that Fink is not ugly.

Fink and Cal have conversations from across the room and house. If Cal is on the couch, Fink will meow from the bedroom for Cal to carry him to the couch.

Cal has SOME sweets every now and then, some because of how he was raised and because Sweetie and Fink kept waiting for him to frop a piece.

Fink is not good with stairs. While teaching him, Cal has had to repeatedly tell Sweetie not to help Fink. She did anyway, and Cal eventually had to keep her in his room when teaching Fink to walk up stairs.

Because he has no hair, Fink has to wear sweaters and coats inside. First day in a sweater, Fink laid on the ground and gave up on life. Cal had to pick him up to help him stand before Fink got ised to the feeling.

Sweetie tried playing, but Fink was not interested.

He was pissed at Cal for the rest of the week, hissing and hiding whenever Cal got too close.

Cal was very upset.

Fink did eventually stop being mad, it just took a while.

AND THAT IS THE POST!!!! I had fun with this fluffy post, and just imagining Cal happy.

I hope you guys enjoyed this, stay safe, and HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!

[toshisae]

call me baby

summary: in which chenle gives you the entire world in exchange for some love

genre: crack, fluff and another pinch of angst 

theme: ceo!chenle (sugardaddy au but without the sexy shit its just he buys you things in exchange for you loving him ok? ok) 

word count: 2.8k

author’s note: HIIIII ITS BEEN A LONG ASS TIME SINCE I WROTE SOMETHING SO HERES THIS also theres no sexy time unless the sexy time u want is going on an endless shopping spree then this fic is for u!! its just another crack idea i had lol and this is just to get rid of writers block or smth despite having this in my drafts for the longest time

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you know how people say not to chat with random strangers from the internet?

because it’s terrifying and shit??

well you never listened 

here you are on a friday night on your phone

looking for some 40 year olds to troll

on this sugar daddy app you randomly found one day

not like you needed money or whatever

you lived with your brother jaemin who’s a doctor

so i guess you could say u’re: $$$$

and it’s just that you have nothing to do

what’t the worst that could happen right?

ding!

your phone vibrates in your hand

it looks like you’ve matched with your designated sugar daddy

“congratulations! you’ve matched with 6chittaphon9”

you looked at his profile and saw that he’s a 23 year old dancer

not up for it, you swiped left

“give me the good shit bro” - you tell the phone

you clicked the globe icon on the bottom of the screen

it switched you to a radar where it scans for possible sugardaddies who use the app

a little later your phone dings again

“congratulations! you’ve matched with zhong$”

and when you clicked on his profile,,

you let out a big big gasp 

he’s a 18 year old ..

looking for.. sugar babies??

if you were drinking something then you would’ve spat out that liquid real quick

you swiped to the right and sent this dude a message

“hi”

ok so chenle right

chenle is the youngest billionaire in the world

bye kylie jenner oof

after his father’s passing, his company, zhongs inc. was in his hands

his father’s last wish was to have chenle get married at a young age

but chenle obviously didn’t like that idea

he wanted to experience a normal teenage life where he parties, drinks, date some random girls or whatever a pesky teenager does

so he found himself downloading a sugarbaby app

also just for the lolz like c’mon this is chenle the king of clownery

the c in chenle means clownery wbk

he had the money, the looks, almost anything you need for a man

so he quickly made his account

and not a minute later he already matched with someone named ‘<y/n3’

he sees that this y/n person already sent him a message

so obviously he replies

“hello”

you: asl?

chenle: 17 / m / seoul; u?

you: same except im a female

chenle: well ain’t that obvious

on the outside you bursted out laughing

you: ok capt. crunch so would you like telling me your name or is it confidential

chenle: i mean, i guess its kinda confidential but the company wont know anyway but im zhong chenle 

you: ????? are u important or sumn

chenle couldn’t believe his eyes

chenle: um.. im ZHONG chenle

you: whats so special with your name

chenle was actually quite glad you dont know about his name or his background

chenle: nothing so wyd

it didn’t take awhile for you two to get along 

since you two had the same type of humor and age

you: why are you on this app tho if you are “young and rich”

chenle: i could ask you the same question

you: its friday my dude and im bored 

chenle: well,,,,,,,,,,, idk my friend recommended it to me

you: you’re friends with a bunch of old people?

chenle: nO I MEAN YES?? I MEAN NO 

you: ... are u fucking with me

chenle: no i’m not fucking with you, im talking to u :D 

in the end chenle asks you if it was okay that he’ll send you some money for fun

chenle: yk this app is about sugardaddies looking for sugarbabies right so lets make the most of it and give me your paypal or venmo and ill send you some cash for talking to me <3 

you: wtf chenle no its fine!!! i had lots of fun talking to you and this app is just a whole ass joke but im glad i met a new friend here but its okay dont send me some money !!!!!

chenle: nooo think of it like i’m treating you out for some dinner so please allow me 

you: still ! i wont let you,, till i get to see you so i know youre not some 40 year old i still think you are

chenle: how many times do i have to tell you im really 18 years old ffs but sure, when are you free?

on the inside youre just like: ASJDHJHDUIADHASJKDAHAHD WHAT THE FUCK

you: uhh i have school so i’m always busy hehehe

chenle: then i’ll see you in your school, what school do you go to?

this kid doesnt know when to give up

you: hhhhhhh i guess then i’m free tomorrow 

chenle: GREAT! I’LL SEE YOU ON HONGDAE here’s my number boo

and there you have it

your first unofficial meet up with zhong chenle himself

you were too much in thought about meeting him you didnt even notice jaemin standing there with pizza in his hands

“what are you staring at sis?” - jaems

“uh nothing” you snatched the pizza from his hands

fast forward to tomorrow

you were getting nervous to meet chenle

“hey where are you going?” jaemin takes a peek of you in your room

can he stop scaring you like that

“going out” - u 

“going where?” - jaems

“hongdae”

“cuteee do you have a date today?” he wiggles his eyebrows at you

“no-”

“are you going out with that pizza delivery boy?!” jaemin suddenly gushes

“jeno?” you ask him

“yeah that one” - jaemin

“no, i’m just gonna go shopping” you brush him off

jaemin shrugs and gives you some pocket money to spend

“be safe and have fun” he closes the door of your room

after safely arriving in hongdae, you sat somewhere thats not that crowded

who knows if this chenle person is famous right

so there you were waiting for him to text you or something

and just like that, your phone rings

it was an unknown number

but you answer anyway

“hello this is chenle, may i ask if you are in gongcha right now?” 

you looked around the people who’s passing by hoping to see someone fancy looking holding their phones

suddenly someone stops right in front of you

“found you” 

with that, chenle hangs up and sits across the table from you

“hi, i’m chenle” he gives his hand out for you to shake

and man, you were shookt

he looks like an ordinary teenager 

or a hypebeast for this occasion 

“o-oh .. h-hello” you bow

chenle suddenly laughs at your reaction 

his laugh is beautiful 

“don’t be nervous baby, i mean no harm” he smiles

his smile that totally made your heart melt

“how could i not? you’re the youngest billionaire out here” you gushed

chenle shushes you after the billionaire part

“sorry about that, it’s just i don’t like it when people tell me that” he tells you casually

ok humble king

“have you ordered yet? if not let’s order right now, on me” he grabs his wallet from his pocket and heads inside gongcha

after taking your orders, you two sat outside again with your drinks

“so y/n.. tell me about yourself” chenle takes a sip of his drink

“well, like i told you last night, i’m a student in college and i live with my brother who’s a doctor and that’s about it.. what about you, mr. zhong” you giggled

“first of all, don’t call me mr. zhong. you can call me lele instead and i love music and i like to play the piano and sometimes i sing” he shares, showing off his pearly whites

and after some many more conversations with him, he finally asks you an important question

“ok last question” he laughs, “i know it’s kinda weird but i really like your company and i know we met through a sugar daddy/sugar baby app but would you like.. stay with me..?” he asks cautiously

you stared at him with wide eyes

“i’ll pay for everything you want.. just,, stay or keep me company..?”

you kept quiet, just in shock on what just happened

“it’s okay if you don’t want to, just forget that i asked” he laughs awkwardly

“no it’s okay, i’ll keep you company but please please don’t pay for everything. i can pay for myself” you tell him

“why not? i got money, i can spoil you with gifts” he looks at you confused

“if you can’t remember, i’ve got a brother who’s a doctor and i guess we’re loaded too you know” you roll your eyes at him

“pfft okay then so.. where were we” 

and with that you guys carry on your conversation 

months has passed and you’ve been with chenle through everything

every time something happened in his company, you were there comforting him or just keeping him sane through out everything

and within those months, you’ve seen different sides of him as well

like the serious side of him– when he’s in business meeting and you’re his plus one 

aside from his secretary of course

the funny side of him– when he’s cracking jokes to literally everyone

sometimes he takes days off in the midst of his own company just to pull pranks on his secretary, renjun

and of course, his vulnerable side– when he feels he can’t do what his father left him, the family legacy

there were night where you had to stay over at his place just to make him calm down or just to make sure he’s sleeping or eating well 

and tonight was those vulnerable nights of chenle

here you were in his room, on the floor holding his hand as he rants about how his day turned to shit 

“it’s just so.. hard you know?” he opens up, “when everyone expects you to follow a certain life but i’m not all about that business shit life! i want to sing or fucking play the piano or do some teenager shit not this paper work life!” his voice cracks at the end of his sentence

“ah shit i’m crying in front of you again” he laughs, wiping the tears 

you don’t say anything but held his hand tighter

“thanks y/n.. you’re the best” he smiles down at you

“anything for you, chenle. that’s why i’m here for you right? to keep you company” you smile back

“can you.. come up here with me” chenle motions for you to sit beside him on the bed

you agree and climbed up

chenle sits up awkwardly, staring at you.

“woah this is the first time i had a girl on my bed” he giggles

“then i’m honoured” you laugh

suddenly your phone vibrates multiple times

you take a look and its your brother looking for you

“who is it?” chenle asks

“it’s my brother, he said i should go home” you slowly push yourself from his comfy bed

“no, it’s late. i’ll take you home first thing in the morning” 

“i don’t want to be a burden to you lele” you say shyly

“you’re never a burden to me y/n” chenle smiles again

that night, you slept in his very arms for the first time

you wake up earlier that him and decided to prepare breakfast for him

you set the eggs and bacon on the table with orange juice

you smiled at your efforts, hoping he’d like it

chenle woke up in distraught since you were no where in sight

he was in his pajama pants and he rushed downstairs to check if you were still there

and thankfully, you were

you were on the dining table, waiting for him with breakfast ready

“good morning” he grins, face looking brighter than ever

you smile back at him, “good morning to you too, sleepyhead. help yourself with some breakfast”

chenle takes a seat and sips on the orange juice next to him, “did you make this?” he asks

you nod, “for you” 

you could’ve swore you saw him blush for a moment there 

and with that, you two ate in peace, just enjoying each other’s company

a few days later

you couldn’t make it to chenle’s office since you had classes and it was exam week 

chenle was obviously very lonely that week

even his own secretary checked up on him cause he was awfully quiet ever since you came into his life

“so how are you and y/n huh” renjun casually asks chenle who was busy reading papers on the table

“we’re doing great” chenle replies nonchalantly 

“are you two going steady now?”

that question made chenle halt to a stop on what he was doing

renjun notices that chenle turned quiet

“i never asked her to be official” chenle gasps, scaring renjun in the process

“wha-”

“renjun hyung can you get me the biggest bouquet bundle you can find” chenle rushes

renjun nods and grabs his ipad, looking for what chenle requested

“fuck.. what did y/n wanted again” chenle asks himself, trying to remember the bag or things you told him about

“call jisung and tell him we’re going to the mall” chenle tells renjun yet again, rushing to the elevator so he could go to the mall with his best buddy

“so what are we buying your special someone again?” jisung asks chenle who was busy pacing around the mall

“y/n said she wanted a bag but i cant remember what was it” chenle tells jisung who just looks as lost as he was

chenle ended up going to every luxury store they had in the mall

like louis vitton, gucci, prada, balenciaga, fendi

you name it he went there and bought one bag each

he even went to some make up stores thanks to jisung’s suggestion

surprisingly he had a girlfriend who was a makeup artist and puts make up on jisung’s face when they have nothing to do

and of course, chenle followed what his best friend suggested

now they were on their way back to your place cause you just texted chenle that you were almost done with your exam

chenle and jisung unload his car and went straight up to your apartment that you shared with your brother

and your brother answers the door

“uh chenle? what are you doing here?” jaemin answers the door

chenle stood there in shock once again, “jaemin hyung? you’re y/n’s brother?” he stares at jaemin confused.

jaemin nods slowly before realization hits him, “you’re the person y/n is seeing?!” 

chenle nods uncertainly, slightly offended you never told jaemin about him but quickly shrugs it off. 

“well surprise! now can you help us with this? i’m asking y/n to be my girlfriend when she arrives home” 

jaemin immediately steps in and helps the two boys

after an hour or so, everything is now set into place

now they were just waiting for you to arrive

chenle stood there with his usual work attire which was a formal suit, holding a big ass bouquet and the paper bags right behind him

“jisung how do i look?!” chenle looks at jisung who was showing him two thumbs up

“dashing bro, she’ll say yes in no time”

and as if on cue, you walked in

and to say you were shocked to see chenle standing there 

“lele! what are you doing here?” you covered your mouth in shock as you saw the never ending line of paper bags right behind him and the bouquet he was holding

“i’m here to ask you to be mine” he replies, staring at you once again

“does my brother know you’re here?” you look around your living room and you spot jaemin in the kitchen, watching the entire thing go down

“yeah. why didn’t you tell me he was your brother” chenle pouts, but shakes his head as he hands you the bouquet

chenle clears his throat once again, “na y/n.. would you be my first and last girlfriend?” he closes his eyes tight, waiting for your response

“i would be honoured” you take the bouquet off his hands and jumped into his arms

“about time you asked her” jisung comments in the background

“baby look, i got you some gifts!” chenle puts you down and shows you the abundant amount of things he got you

you smacked him in the chest, “what did i say about you giving me expensive gifts!” 

“let me spoil you, please? you showed me how loving someone wholeheartedly is priceless, and i want to return the favor in my own way” chenle shows you his infamous puppy eyes.

“lele you’re making me cry!” you tear up, hidng your face in his neck

“also because i can’t remember the thing you told me you wanted a few days ago so i had to compromise” chenle giggles

you were happy

and he was happy

who knew an app could bring you two together and end up like this

the end!