#sleeky

[strangeclayanimal]

not even the void can kill you

this is a nose-horned viper, except i do think i drew it bigger than it is LOL! let's say it's for the dramatic effect

[bryanfeelz305]

Good, Stuffs.

[yuridovewing]

Trust me, AVOS is a slog. If you hated Darkest Night you are not gonna like the rest of it- especiaoly since there will be more frustrating moments to come!

yeah im not going in like, expecting it to redeem itself. i know it doesnt. but i think im just going back and forth on the sleekwhisker and juniperclaw stuff because if the fandom got alderheart THAT incorrect, im curious to see whats going on with them (especially since apparently sleekwhisker in particular has got some misinfo around her). its a dark curiosity and i wanna see if its worth it i guess

[amicapedifollis]

Kepa Arrizabalaga

Via 5th Stand App

[bonefall]

Imo Onestar should've been like, killed by Darktail and have Darktail survive. Imagine the drama from that. Windclan changing from it. What could've happened.

Even if Onestar didn't die, maybe leave him on one life as Darktail managed to escape and i this looming threat haunting him.

WELL if you're interested. At the very least, in BB, the Kin Remnants are still going to be around. That I decided early, but they simply haven't had a chance to come back around.

I'm planning on killing Darktail in a way similar to canon, BUT, this time it's actually a conclusion both to Onestar's and BREEZEPELT'S arcs. Breezepelt joins The Kin for most of AVoS until he realizes it was a huge mistake and helps to free several cats from a massive execution with a great escape.

After seeing Needletail die to save Violetpaw, Breezepelt comes up with the plan to drown Darktail... but he realizes that there's no way to do it without going down with him. He confides this plan in Onestar, expressing it's the only way he feels he can ever make up for everything he's done.

With all the people he's saved behind them, plus Harespring and Heathertail who love him very much, he expresses that he doesn't feel like he deserves to be alive. That at least if he does this, he can be remembered for what he died for.

Onestar, whose anger and paranoia caused all this, from his embarrassment about the affair that made Darktail, to his demand to embargo ShadowClan during the yellowcough outbreak, and his cowardice in calling a retreat, feels sick at what he's hearing. Breezepelt is planning to kill himself to fix HIS mistakes.

He connects the dots: there is a similarity between himself and Crowfeather. How they caused their kids hard lives of loneliness and ridicule. That's what "The Kin" meant; Darktail created the family he never had.

So... I do need to kill Darktail here. This is his send-off. He's a violent cult leader slipping into paranoia against anyone who stands up to him, just a little further gone than Onestar himself was when he launched an embargo on medicine during an epidemic.

But SLEEKWHISKER is actually staying around. The back half of AVoS is getting an axe and things are being MASSIVELY redone.

She is going to be the leader of the Kin Remnants. Whatever remains of the cult, she is going to be leading away from the Lake.

I'm still working them out, though. So far they only have one major role as a group that Tigerheart leads the newly reformed ShadowClan into a fight with. But if there's going to be a random antagonist group in the future, in BB, that's going to be the Kin Remnants.

So, there's still something out there haunting the Clans. Onestar and Darktail are gone at the end of AVOS in BB, but Sleeky is still around.

[sophie-2-sexy]

Let's get down .... Sleeky and sleepry get naughty... #explore

[miss0atae]

BL Fashion in TLDHLB (EP 8):

They look like a very stylish couple. Pretty sure it's the first time we saw Oab in pink but this color suit him well. It looks like a sleeky and dressy aesthetic. I also like what Plawan is wearing. He does well with this white/cream monochrome outfit. He knows you just need few accessories to make it stylish. Just add a pearl bracelet with some necklaces and it works.

What's better than engagement rings as accessories?! I love this trend of having or expecting wedding in Thai BL since the marriage equality. Give us more. I can't wait for a BL version of My Best Friend's Wedding or any other movie with a wedding as a central point of the story.

This outfit was also really nice. Plawan may not have been the best person because he was a bit petty, sometimes a coward and he needed to work on his communication skills, but he was always well-dressed.

This was a good representation of their fashion style. Plawan seems to be the guy who follow the trend. Methas is dressed well with probably expensive suit and JJ prefers a more casual/athleisure fashion style.

[skyclan-funny-name-squad]

Pfft, imagine if the clans have fables about other cats who ignored the warnings about the fae and foolishly got themselves captured by the fae.

Then Rusty/Firestar hears one story about a cat called Nightprowl and goes "Oh! You knew Whiskers?"

everyone just flinches and arches their backs because it's a sudden shocking reminder that Firestar is fae blooded with the sudden reminder that Nightprowl lost his name, to be fair I would also be upset if I lost a cool ass name like "nightprowl" for fucking "whiskers"

They absolutely have fables, each clan has a different view of the Fae, with Shadowclan and Windclan with the most positive, Thunderclan with a more neutral wary, and Riverclan with the harshest because according to the ye olde definitely not really canon any more warrior app they mention that riverclan has the most amount of cats lost to twolegs because they have such pretty sleeky fur and twolegs go "oh shit a fluffy chonker" and then there goes minnowjump which is a concept I find hilarious to this day

[mochiwei]

Practicing with a new brush by @/alicetrijjet

[nomsfaultau]

Daily ask №19!

Random thoughts edition!

1. Why does everyone else have normal names but Blade is THE Blade? Nobody calls Tommy The Tommy. Is The his first name and Blade his last?

2. Tubbo's opinion on bumblebees

3. What if Tubbo was made out of other insects ex. Worms, butterflies, mosquitoes (that one would be horrifying) etc

4. Do swears in other languages also get censored? With the word muffin in English or in the language of the swear word? What if there isn't a word for muffin in the language?

5. What would happen in the Fault crew tried to ride a bike? Assuming they each get a bike according to their proportions (Wilbur's changes height, yes). And Tubbo gets their legs back just magically. + What would their bikes look like? (Ex. Filled with stickers, minimalist black sleeky bike, a poorly bedazzled one, one that's barely holding together)

+ a bonus question, you technically didn't answer the first question in the last ask, aka what if the fault crew gets into dsmp in Pogtopia, and I was actually sorta excited for the Slowly going mad Wilbur meeting with the fault one, the whole right after the festival Tubbo meeting, Technoblades strategizing together, Fault Phil potentially getting noticed by C!Mumza, Tommy.. not sure abt him tbh. But you get the point. You don't gotta answer but I'd appreciate it!

Alright lets gooooo not writing this at 11 this time

1. Why does everyone else have normal names but Blade is THE Blade? Nobody calls Tommy The Tommy. Is The his first name and Blade his last?

No first or last name, simply The Blade (thuh not thee, he’s not the definitive blade by which all other blades are measured). That’s what he decided to name himself back when he was developing a sense of identity, which would’ve been around the edgy teenage years. In formal settings he’s Mr. The Blade, and he’ll tease you if you forget the The. And it’s always The Blade, not the blade, unless you’re Tubbo and it’s a subconscious undermining of The Blade’s personhood.

In Doyalist explanation, it’s cause I felt like the name Technoblade stuck out in the settling and broke emersion. Which I figure is not a problem for anyone really deep in the sauce. What I do for Techno’s name really depends on the piece. In MFR it’s intentionally Techno (not Technoblade as Phil calls him) as a casual and alienation from the naming conventions of the rest of sbi. In more modern settings he might be Techno, in fantasy it’s Technoblade.

2. Tubbo's opinion on bumblebees

Stupid and cute. They probably try to avoid other hives to limit territorial disputes, competition for pollen, etc. They are prejudiced against wasps tho. Which does not reflect the author’s views.

3. What if Tubbo was made out of other insects ex. Worms, butterflies, mosquito (that one would be horrifying) etc

The key principle of Tubbo is the eusociality of colony bees and their construction of nests. This is not a trait shared by worms, butterflies, mosquitoes, and other species of bees which are independent organisms. Organisms such as termites, ants, and wasps would be on the table. It would be hard for termites and ants given most of them can’t fly so their movement would be very difficult. They’d be very heavy, potentially made of soil and mounds. Wasps would function very similarly to current Tubs, though I believe their morals would be rather different as to attack another isn’t as much as a personal cost.

Tubbo could also be made of moles, which are the only eusocial mammals. Or I guess we can open it to other forms of cooperative units. Like rats. Or lions.

But as to the real question, I think it would be fun for worm Tubbo to have like more rot alignment, things start decomposing if around them long enough. And if they’re monarch butterfly aligned (since I know that species at least has some seasonal colony behavior) then they’d have different level of power at different time of years in accordance to the super migration. And hibernate in winter everyone say aww in the chat. Mosquito would make addition into the Hive mind extra sinister, since it gets this edge of we need to take the blood and bodies of people in order to maintain our population.

4. Do swears in other languages also get censored? With the word muffin in English or in the language of the swear word? What if there isn't a word for muffin in the language?

Wilbur and Philza test this.The further the language gets from relation to modern English the less likely swears will be censored by Halo. Philza is pleading for the day linguistic drift allows him new modern swears because this will affect him forever and ever because it is a permanent curse upon any who have ever cursed within a set distance from Halo. It is always the word muffin regardless if the speaker knows what muffin means. It also censors written words, and rude gestures. Also it’s not always the most consistent? Like sometimes hell gets censored, other times it isn’t. Tubbo gets to say bastard once. I’m not sure how slur identity politics interact with it. Halo is the final arbiter of who gets the n-word pass. He would solve all twitter disputes and start many new ones.

5. What would happen in the Fault crew tried to ride a bike? Assuming they each get a bike according to their proportions (Wilbur's changes height, yes). And Tubbo gets their legs back just magically. + What would their bikes look like? (Ex. Filled with stickers, minimalist black sleeky bike, a poorly bedazzled one, one that's barely holding together)

Tommy begs and begs for his to look like a motorcycle. He wants flame decals and everything. His handles are extra grippy of help with slipping hands. Phil’s seat is probably strange to deal with his tail. It’s an absolutely ancient prototype bike with the massive front wheel and he works very hard to keep it functional. If Wilbur’s changes with height he’s using it to run over people lmao. It’s a very un proportional bike since his arms don’t change. Also wil adores the transportation/escape option. It’s a very ratty bent up hunk of junk and is covered in scratch and bite marks much like its owner. Not sure what bike can transport nearly three tons of pork but I trust you. The Blade is very bad at riding it since balance is not his forte. The bike is a hectic mess as its design was created by committee (the voices). So it has all designs ever. Stickers for movies and books the voices like, stupid horn on the front, basket to carry cheezits, literally 8 different paint colors. (I’m just going to assume this is Tubbo prior to the leg injury since that would create more immediate pressing things to address re:character rxn, and Tubbo has already rejected an offer of magic instant legs in fic.) It’s covered in painted on flowers and stars much like their prosthetics, and has Dino stickers slapped on. Rhodes is very concerned about the fact they can’t wear a helmet with their antenna. Tubbo is not, because Tubbo is aware they can fly. Jasmine brags about being able to ride without training wheels. 

+ a bonus question, you technically didn't answer the first question in the last ask, aka what if the fault crew gets into dsmp in Pogtopia, and I was actually sorta excited for the Slowly going mad Wilbur meeting with the fault one, the whole right after the festival Tubbo meeting, Technoblades strategizing together, Fault Phil potentially getting noticed by C!Mumza, Tommy.. not sure abt him tbh. But you get the point. You don't gotta answer but I'd appreciate it!

Realizing that allowing time between the festival and the overthrow lets everything fester, I think the anomalies will push for immediate action, especially since they’re in a different weight class. This would also prevent the chaos brigade (? name? Idk fuzzy) from having time to ally with JSchlatt. Techno is ruffled about having less prep time due to advancing the timeline, but him and The Blade get real into the strategy and can try hard it together. I think this could give 1. less time for wither gathering (and TNT) and 2. The Blade is pretty against collateral damage, and might advise against it. I don’t think it would convince Techno, but the limited prep time could mean the schism causes less damage. 

Fhilza is distinctly going to start Cwilbur on therapy. Like immediately after Filbur is like mmm dad this is ending badly (it has big trauma around explosions particularly). I reckon Cwilbur isn’t pleased with it but Fhilza is persistent above all else. And can introduce him to far more direct intentional tactics to ‘stick it to the man’ since Fhilza for all his faults is extremely intentional in the damage he causes. FTubbo is like well great apparently the blade sucks in all universes. I suppose this is right after the Pit, so The Blade is pretty horrified how nonchalant Technoblade is about just going with the voices and killing Tommy. Though he feels a lot safer in the dsmp universe since everyone having extra lives means he has a lot more grace if he messes up. 

And FTommy can relate so heavily so holding onto a relationship that’s starting to become toxic. Not that I imagine his advice to CTommy is good. But he can relate. 

I don’t imagine any of the Fault crew are particularly pro institution after their brush with the fascistic Foundation. Not that they’d go on the attack like Techno, but as often as they arrive to decisions by votes they might slow down the proceeding to something less rushed and hectic. And again, just super duper killing green boi wound decrease the predator pressure urging them to act fast and panic and be extreme in decisions at times. And at the very least, Tubbos’ surveillance would notice if CWil tried to rig everything up, so I imagine L’Mangburg doesn’t get that wither and explosion damage. 

Mumza in Fhilza would be so fascinating bc they're both immortals that pick out little mortals. I think they would both make a point to be very amicable since well if they're going to be bumping into each other the rest of eternity it's better. She can probably taste Fhilza's longing to keep his mortals, but I think he knows better than to ask.

[canis-carnis]

the um the sleek the sleeky creature

[cuddledot]

Sly, sleeky demolition mime that's the Stereotypical Big Cartoon Baddie with the makeshift weapons and Comical Artillery of Destruction. (Her name is Joxxanne btw <3)

[drdemonprince]

hey there, I'm curious if you have any thoughts on sex dolls? I always thought of them as weird blow up toys but I was recently shown what they're really like and was absolutely shocked that 1) they are SO realistic 2) there's forums dedicated to them like a hobby and 3) they were so entirely off my radar even though I feel I'm familiar with a very wide range of kinks and sex toys. are they just not particularly popular with queers or do I just live under a rock?

anyway, I'm absolutely getting one.

I think sex dolls got written off in most people's minds early on as a toy for cishet men, and therefore an especially gross and perverse type of toy. The sex toys marketed to women are portrayed as sleeky and stylish, with an affirming purpose; sex toys for men, especially straight men, are portrayed as disgusting secrets.

I think sex dolls are cool as fuck! I especially love the tiny yet realistic ones that function as masturbation sleeves between the legs. I watch porn that involves sex dolls getting fucked pretty often because I'm into dehumanization and dollification and deinvididuation and free use and all that fun stuff, but sex dolls can be cute cozy fun too. And I love the stuffed animals and blow-up animals that are made to be fucked. So cute and hot.

Enjoy!! share with the class when you find one you like!

[thatswhywelovegermany]

es faustdick hinter den Ohren haben

literally: to have it behind the ears as thick as fists

to be cunning, sly, sleeky, shrewd

According to popular opinion, deviousness had its seat behind the ears.

[skyclan-funny-name-squad]

What did the previous anon mean by RiverClan having the most negative view I’m the Fae Kittpet AU /genq

Oh earlier I mentioned that Riverclan due to its more isolationist tendencies is the clan with the more dangerous fae stories, in other clans kittypets are like closer to trickster roles, untrustworthy, but clever and if you can get them to make a deal, potentially rather useful

Riverclan however has much more dangerous stories of thievery and loss and kidnapping, this is because of the fact Riverclan due to being pretty fat kitties are the clan most likely to lose cats to twolegs because sometimes you see a big shiny sleeky kitty cat in the wild and you just have to take them home and now we have to tell Leafpool her girlfriend got kidnapped by the fae. As such Riverclan is much more wary and hostile towards kittpets

[arlechinav-blog]

Naked sheep day is adorable. They start out so floofy but by the end they're sleeky sheepies and they barely recognize each other. Chaotic cuteness. All Icelandic sheepos, except for the white one--she is a half Cheviot.