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Matt berry LGBT ally as always 💪💪💪💪💪
#roy came in wearing lipstick and he was clearly lost but so encouraging#slay matt berry go off#zeeths britcom adventures
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March Madness was a pretty underwhelming episode (I don't know enough about sports to know or care about the demon thing, since it wasn't doing enough on its own apart from yet another blinder of a performance from Matt Berry), but it brought home to me just how much the show has completely dropped Guillermo's fighting prowess. It bothered me in episode one when Jerry got him by the throat, but it's even worse here where it's Colin beating him up. Did we just forget that Guillermo is capable of slaughtering an entire theatre full of vampires and can beat Nandor in single combat? Maybe he doesn't want to alert the office to his almost supernatural slaying abilities, but he should at least have been able to hold Colin off.
I guess I don't mind the show moving on from slaying being his main focus (though it was my favourite Guillermo plotline), but I don't see why they seem to be retconning him to be just some guy again.
Guillermo is still my favourite character, but it really feels like they don't know what to do with him anymore (or any of them tbh). His desire to become a vampire that clashed with his slaying heritage was really compelling, especially when paired with his complicated relationship with Nandor. Now they've resolved the wanting to be a vampire thing and forgotten about the slaying thing, and he barely even speaks to Nandor. Whether their relationship is going anywhere I don't know, but removing their dynamic to the extent that they have really hampers their individual characters and the show itself.
#what we do in the shadows#guillermo de la cruz#guillermo#also the nandor and guide thing is kind of stupid#there was a hint of it earlier in the series with him writing a letter or something but it seems to have come out of nowhere?#ah well#I have kind of low expectations of the show now and sometimes it exceeds them#but sometimes it doesn't#it is interesting that charmaine offered her own guess for why the cameras were there#that's the second time their purpose has been explicitly mentioned this series#(third if you count cannon capital repeating the lie they used to justify their presence in the office)#will this lead somewhere?#it could be cool if so but it very much depends on where#wwdits#mine#reactions#wwdits mine#also I only just noticed Guillermo's pride flag bunting in his room and I absolutely adore it
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Book of boba fett rewatch
Chapter 1 - A stranger in a strange land
I love how gross the sarlac pit is
The massiffs are little lizard dog babies
Ugh the wookiee skin makes me so sad
Maxxxx reboooo
I love how petulant the child tusken is
Chapter 2 - The tribes of tatooine
I love the ribbons braided into fennecs hair
Black Krrsantan
Get into the flashback juice
The Tusken narrative + cultural exploration makes this show worth existing (even if it doesn't entirely align with Boba's character)
Chapter 3 - The streets of mos espa
The droid has such classic Matt Berry energy with 'he who should not be named'
I love the mods they're just little punk kids
Ugh the Tusken massacre is so lazy
Danny trejo babyeee
Is the 10x a size a reference to the holiday special where boba rides a dino
The mods are dressed so impractically for the desert keep slaying kids
Chapter 4 - The gathering storm
The modders are sooo cool god i want to see more cyborgs in star wars
Boba is so fucking bitter that he was left to die by his enemies
The tiny probe droid is so spy kids
Jabba didn't double cross you Boba?? At least not this time, bud
Fennec is so slay
Hit it Max!!!
Chapter 5 -The return of the mandalorian
Here we go here's where we go off the rails
Say the line bart
I love an awkward elevator scene
I hate everything about the darksaber in live action and what they say about mandalore
Housemate is so fucking mad about Din being cast out
I do love Peli though
I love that fennec is has good sense of humour
Chapter 6 - From the desert comes a stranger
Cobb babey you're back
Artoo is such a troll lmao
Luke is very clearly flying by the seat of his pants here
Luke why are you traumatising a baby
I really despise Ahsoka's attitude in this episode lmao
Cobb and Din reuinted again and these two boys are flirting
Oh bane you look so rough but I still love you
Chapter 7 - In the name of honor
Boba acts so fucking righteous considering all the violent shit he's done in his past that he hasn't redeemed himself from
Bonding with tuskens doesn't resolve his bounty hunter past--and it doesn't have to!
Anyway I love fennec's interaction with the mods
I love Santo so much and that he's still so bloodthirsty but also willing to accept help when he's injured
Landing on that jetpack must be so painful
King Kong rancor let's go
This show is a mess but at least there's fun to he had
#leshi star wars rewatch#star wars#the book of boba fett#boba fett#the mandalorian#din djarin#grogu#luke skywalker#fennec shand#peli motto#cobb vanth#leshi speaks
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What We Do In The Shadows Season 2 Set Visit: Guillermo The Vampire Slayer
What We Do in the Shadows exec producer Paul Simms and actor Harvey Guillén discuss Guillermo's season 2 arc and new talent for vampire slaying.
FX's What We Do in the Shadows season 2 will see Guillermo (Harvery Guillén) discover his talent for vampire slaying. Based on the film of the same name from Jermaine Clement and Taika Waititi, the FX series follows a documentary crew filming a new group of vampires. It stars Kayvan Novak, Natasia Demetriou, Matt Berry, and Mark Proksch as the four vampire roommates: Nandor, Nadja, Laszlo, and Colin Robinson, an energy vampire; all of whom treat Guillermo, the familiar, with absolutely no respect.
In the What We Do in the Shadows season 1 finale, Guillermo learns that he is a descendant of Van Helsing, the most famous vampire hunter of all time. The news comes as a total shock to Gulliermo, who since a young age has dreamed of becoming a vampire just like his hero, Antonio Banderas as Armand in 1994's Interview with the Vampire. It's this love of vampires that led Guillermo to become Nandor's familiar, and for the past 10 years, he has faithfully served his master and his roommates. Even now, after having learned the truth about his heritage, What We Do in the Shadows season 2 sees Guillermo use his newly discovered talent for killing vampires to protect Nandor and the others from assassins sent by the Vampire Council to kill them.
Last fall, Screen Rant visited the set of FX's What We Do in the Shadows and had the opportunity to hear from executive producer Paul Simms as well as Guillén about Guillermo's season 2 arc. As Simms explained, exploring how Guillermo is processing this new information about his lineage is a large focus of season 2:
“Obviously, a big part of this season is, we ended last season on a big question with Guillermo as to whether he's a vampire killer. And whether he's a vampire killer by DNA or whether he still can be a vampire. And that's, that's sort of one of the biggest arcs we play out this season. His struggle to figure out what he exactly is and how it affects his relationship with Nandor.”
“ Which you see in the first scene, because since the vampires escaped the council, and we've never tied up that thread, or referred to it until now. It's that in the time that's lapse between last season and this season, the vampire Council has been sending assassin after assassin to kill Nandor, Nadja, Laszlo. And Guillermo has thwarted them every time without Nandor, Nadja, or Laszlo even noticing that he's working above and beyond and they still treat him like a slave basically. And that's really funny. “
There's a lot of comedy mined from Guillermo's suffering in What We Do in the Shadows, and even more so in season 2. While Guillermo is risking his life fighting off the assassins, his efforts go entirely unnoticed by the vampires he's trying to protect. As Guillén explained:
“ The vampires are so selfish that they don't realize stuff is going on. Like, you know, I get home covered in blood and they're like, 'Where have you been?' You know, like no questions asked... And it's just like, great, great. No one even cares what he's doing. And sometimes that's the joke, that like, I'm in the middle of fighting and killing the assassins. “
“ There's a really tender moment at the end of episode 4, where he's [Nandor] in his coffin and he comes out and goes, 'Guillermo, do you think you can stay with me tonight?' He's like, 'All this talk about vampire killers.' And he's just so sweet, to hear that he needs me. You know? You want to be needed and so he needs him. And so here I am covered in blood. I just killed 20 vampires outside the house. And he goes, 'All this talk about vampire killers, but they're not real, are they?' And I'm like, 'Oh, no, they're not.' And, you know, just that moment of you're lying to someone because you love them and you don't want to hurt them. “
Still, unwittingly turning into a vampire hunter isn't all bad. What We Do in the Shadows season 2 will also make Guillermo into an action star and Guillén teased the sort of action fans will get to see:
“Day one, like, we're shooting the first episode. I'm killing a vampire, going through the window. And it's like Buffy - Guillermo is the new Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Like, it's 1-2-3, backflip, and I jumped out of the window last week.”
See Guillermo the Vampire Slayer when What We Do in the Shadows season 2 premieres Wednesday, April 15 on FX.
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2021 - End of Year Post
So here I am back on my end of year bullshit lists - usually I post them separately, but considering I don’t know why I post them in the first place...Today I’m posting them all together. Here’s my favourite books and albums of the year along with some favourite albums/songs - I actually don’t have a top 5 albums this year as I haven’t really listened to many new albums and those I have I only really like a few songs off so =/
This year has been so up and down as it has for everyone, I won’t go into the negatives as I don’t want to waste time on them now. But some of the highlights included being actually able to go to gigs again! The cinema again! A friend’s wedding! Our 2 night trip away, seeing some of my best friends again, visiting London again...pretty much all things we maybe took for granted before. Of course it was also the year where I performed Burlesque for the first time, performed my first solo comedy & cabaret show and put on my first comedy night. What will 2022 bring? I’m hopeful....I have some plans, but I’m trying more to just be. To just exist in the moment and not try to plan too much ahead.
Happy New Year all!
Top 10 Books of the Year
The Southern Book clubs guide to slaying vampires - Grady
Entangled Life - Merlin Sheldrake
Piranesi - Susanna Clarke
From here to eternity - Caitlin Doughty
Full Circle - Michael Palin
Persepolis - Marjane Satrapi
Anatomica - Joanna Ebenstein
Cider with Rosie - Laurie Lee
Hereos of Middle Earth - David Day
Mexican Gothic - Silvia Moreno-Garcia
Top 10 Movies of the Year
Dune - Dir. Denis Villeneuve
The French Dispatch - Dir. Wes Anderson
The Green Knight - Dir. David Lowery
Gunda - Dir. Viktor Kossakovsky
Pig - Dir. Michael Sarnoski
The Last Duel - Dir. Ridley Scott
Spider-Man: No way home - Dir. Jon Watts
Nomadland - Dir. Chloe Zhao
Possessor - Dir. Brandon Cronenberg
Don’t look up - Dir. Adam McKay (Yes I know, it seems to be ‘cool’ to hate this movie)
Top Albums/Songs
We Live Here - Bob Vylan (Album)
Dune Soundscapes - Hans Zimmer (Album)
American Noir - Creeper (Album)
The Blue Elephant - Matt Berry (Album)
Surrounded by Spies/Beautiful James - Placebo (Songs)
Fear You - Kat Von D (Song)
Against the Blade - The Horrors (Song)
Touch me (Ft the Kills) - Pete Tong (Song)
Mountains - Message to Bears (Song)
Into the Sea (Duet) - Amanda Brown (Song)
#2021#Year round-up#end of year post#End of year 2021#favourite books#favourite films#favourite albums
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What We Do in the Shadows Season 3 Ending Explained
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This article contains spoilers for What We Do in the Shadows season 3 episode 10.
There is a very different vibe at the Staten Island vampire house in the aftermath of “The Portrait,” and it has little to do with the oil-based nuances captured by Donal Logue. Artistic master-stokes are usually reserved for Laszlo (Matt Berry). What We Do in the Shadows’ season 3 finale seemingly leaves the vampire housemates not only scattered, but with all their plans shattered.
Nandor (Kayvan Novak) gets stuck with a train ticket, like Ilsa left Rick standing on a platform in the rain with his insides kicked out in Casablanca. Nadja believes she will awaken in merry old England with bones to make love on with the vampire she loves. Guillermo (Harvey Guillén) thinks he has to save that extra bag of Oreos to bribe international bill of lading checkers. Laszlo has to fit midday feedings into his schedule.
It seems Colin Robinson’s (Mark Proksch) first centennial is exactly that. He said he was looking forward to a new beginning, and What We Do in the Shadows found a way to fulfill that exact promise. When Laszlo pulls the covers off Colin’s prone, dead, skull-crushed corpse, it looks like the aftermath of the scene when an alien popped out of John Heard’s chest in Alien. It appears an infant Colin carved his own C-section, climbing out of his old body like a new vampire claws to the surface of their first grave. He crawled to what looks like his old room, so he may have some memory of his past life. At least he remembers to bring his glasses with him.
This means we will have more energy sucking exploits in season 4. It means the show can now plumb classic TV tropes about raising babies for satiric turnarounds. It also means What We Do in the Shadows is a very daring show. Introducing children to series hasn’t always yielded the best results. In some cases, like I Love Lucy, it worked. For so many others, it meant the end was coming. But this will also give What We Do in the Shadows a chance to spoof some of the classic sitcom scenarios from a vampire viewpoint. I suppose it’s a good thing it’s not a bloodsucking vampire who needs breast-feeding.
One of the big takeaways of the episode is how Laszlo is a master planner. He knew all along about Colin, is the first to discover the reincarnation, and sets up a foolproof escape plan. This is quite an achievement for a fool, though, who would know better? Laszlo is a fool for love, but a slave to honor, and it is quite impressive how he managed to keep all this under his hat, when he can’t even sneak the Cursed Witch’s Hat into a suitcase without Nadja seeing. The one mistake he may have made is sending Guillermo off to London. Yes, he’s a great bodyguard, and no threat. But all of the care and feeding of the young Colin are the kinds of things which would be traditionally dumped on Gizmo.
Actually, fooling Guillermo was also quite an achievement. The former familiar faced off with Nandor, and won himself a trip to the Tigris River where eternal life is behind door number one. The ending means Guillermo probably won’t be made into a vampire next season. Nadja certainly isn’t going to gift him with eternal bloodlust. But is that any surprise? Guillermo may be a descendant of van Helsings and gifted in the latest slaying techniques. He may have lightning reflexes and an immunity to hypnosis, but he’ll never be made a vampire.
And then there’s that snippet of vampire homelife which comes during the end credits. The scene has Laszlo happily hanging the vampire family portrait, admiring his work, and then being highly disturbed by what sounds like a colicky mini-Colin screaming his, and possibly his neighbors’, lungs out. This is significant. It bodes happily ill for things to come. Of course, we know how diapering and coddling will take up time, along with the fact that a babies’ blood smells so much tastier than that of an adult.
We know Laszlo will probably be up for the midnight feedings, though I’m not sure whether to trust what formula he puts in the bottle. Colin promised his second 100 years will make up for the first century he spent on earth, and he’s off to a howling start. If the vampires thought he was annoying before, they may be woefully unprepared for the full spectrum of tantrums he will unleash. We don’t know yet how fast Colin will develop, but I’m sure next season will have a full episode on his “terrible twos.”
The ending means What We Do in the Shadows is changing the game. Taking up stakes and moving into unknown territory. With the Nandor and Nadja out of town, and Laszlo giving no fucks about the Vampiric Council, it appears it will be temporarily run by Baron Afanas (Doug Jones) and Goëjlrm the Sire. This will probably make things easier for the Dark Shade (Kristen Schaal).
Nadja has proven herself as bloodthirsty a ruler as she is a diner. She has a cutthroat style and a killer’s instinct, even though she got some of this reputation by telling the Vampiric Council she executed Nandor because he was a threat to her rule. Once on the Worldwide Vampiric Council, freed from any shackles of her relationship with her maker and lover, Nadja may bloom in leadership. Who knows? In a season or two, she may be running the whole vampire world. What We Do in the Shadows may take on a new relevance to the international representation of vampires. The vampires may not only rule the Island of Staten, but excel on the world’s stage.
Or
Nothing will change. Everyone’s plans are fucked and they have to go home to Staten Island.
It will save money on location shootings, everyone can pitch in on the raising of the enfant terrible, and Laszlo will have time to wank. One thing we know for certain: Guillermo is not going to be made into a vampire next season.
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What We Do in the Shadows‘ “The Portrait” aired Oct. 28 at 10:00 p.m. on FX.
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This week’s NFL mock draft has 2 options for each team
Chase Young will be one of the first players taken in the 2020 NFL Draft.
The teams drafting in the first round have more than one choice — well, except for the Cincinnati Bengals.
Every NFL team does mock drafts, and it’s not just for fun. Teams do them to try to figure out their options. If a player they like is gone, backup possibilities are needed. That’s why the theme of this week’s mock draft is options.
In addition to each team’s pick in the first round, I’ve come up with a backup choice. The only catch is the options are only relative to what has happened in the draft. If a player was taken already, he can’t be the “other” option.
Here’s a look at how it all played out this week:
1. Cincinnati Bengals: Joe Burrow, QB, LSU
Except for a couple of days during the NFL Scouting Combine when Tua Tagovailoa was hinted at being the No. 1 pick, Burrow has been the choice since the middle of the college football season.
Other option: None. This is the only pick where there isn’t another feasible option.
2. Washington: Chase Young, DE, Ohio State
Young has been the expected second pick in the draft for months — with good reason, too. He’s similar as a prospect to Myles Garrett and Nick Bosa. Not only is he an instant starter, he’s an instant playmaker.
Other option: The talk about Washington taking Tagovailoa hasn’t fully gone away. The group that brought in Dwayne Haskins last year is gone, and new head coach Ron Rivera will have a lot of sway on draft night.
3. Detroit Lions: Jeff Okudah, CB, Ohio State
The Lions, as expected, traded Darius Slay. That makes what they should do with the third pick even more obvious.
Other option: Don’t forget, Lions head coach Matt Patricia has a philosophy of building from the middle out on defense, and his team has a need at defensive tackle. Derrick Brown of Auburn should be in the discussion for this pick.
4. New York Giants: Mekhi Becton, OT, Louisville
Giants general manager Dave Gettleman, the madman, loves hog mollies. “Big men allow you to compete,” Gettleman once said while he was in Carolina. There is no hoggier molly in this draft than the 6’7, 364-pound Becton.
Other option: This could be any of the other top offensive tackles, like Tristan Wirfs of Iowa or Jedrick Wills of Alabama.
5. Miami Dolphins: Justin Herbert, QB, Oregon
This week’s mock isn’t projecting trades — trades will be back next week — but I do think the Chargers could jump ahead of the Dolphins for Tagovailoa. That could leave Herbert for Miami.
Other option: If the Dolphins don’t get Tagovailoa, they could punt on quarterback until 2021 and wait for Ohio State’s Justin Fields or Clemson’s Trevor Lawrence. If that happens, Clemson defender Isaiah Simmons would be fun in Brian Flores’ defense.
6. Los Angeles Chargers: Tua Tagovailoa, QB, Alabama
Although there is some risk in taking Tagovailoa, it makes sense for the Chargers. With the departure of Philip Rivers, they need a new starting quarterback. They also need some star power, and the former national title winner has it.
Other option: While the Chargers signed Bryan Bulaga and traded for Trai Turner, they could still use one more piece on the offensive line. Wirfs is a player the Chargers have spoken to leading up to the draft, and he would fit nicely on the right side.
7. Carolina Panthers: Derrick Brown, DT, Auburn
Even with Simmons available, this has become my default pick for the Panthers. Defensive lineman Kawann Short still has a few good years left, but if the Panthers can’t get someone to take the attention away from him, those years will be wasted.
Other option: Simmons is the obvious other option here. He is the only player in this draft anywhere near being able to fill the massive hole left by Luke Kuechly.
8. Arizona Cardinals: Tristan Wirfs, OT, Iowa
The Cardinals can continue building out their offense with a plug-and-play right tackle like Wirfs. He would bookend with D.J. Humphries and give Kyler Murray time to complete throws to his impressive group of receivers.
Other option: If not Wirfs, then it could be Wills. Getting a right tackle has to be the biggest priority for the Cardinals for the remainder of this offseason.
9. Jacksonville Jaguars: Isaiah Simmons, LB, Clemson
Finally, at long last, Simmons comes off the board. It’s a little challenging to believe he’ll drop this far, but this should absolutely be his draft floor. For the Jaguars, he would provide some playmaking ability to a defense that has lost numerous pieces the last couple of years.
Other option: If the Jaguars are skeptical about Cam Robinson at left tackle, they could give Andrew Thomas of Georgia a long look.
10. Cleveland Browns: Andrew Thomas, OT, Georgia
Although Wills is rated higher than Thomas, the Browns could use a few sure things. Moving Wills from the right to left side is a projection. With Thomas, they know they’re getting a left tackle.
Other option: If Becton and Wirfs are gone — both excellent fits in Kevin Stefanski’s zone-based offense — the Browns could trade down. Remember, new GM Andrew Berry was around the last time the Browns accumulated picks to build their franchise. It could happen again, potentially with Boise State tackle Ezra Cleveland being the target.
11. New York Jets: Jedrick Wills, OT, Alabama
George Fant is in the fold, on an absurdly large contract, but the Jets still need to get better on the offensive line. It’s just as conceivable that Wills goes in the top five as it is he drops to No. 11.
Other option: Wide receiver is the other obvious first-round pick for the Jets. Pick your favorite from Jerry Jeudy, CeeDee Lamb, or Henry Ruggs III. All will be in the discussion.
12. Las Vegas Raiders: CeeDee Lamb, WR, Oklahoma
Raiders general manager Mike Mayock has hinted numerous times this offseason that the Raiders will be after a wide receiver in the draft. Even though they brought in Nelson Agholor this offseason, he’s not a true No. 1 option. Lamb, with his impressive skillset, is that type of player.
Other option: This is wild, but Utah State quarterback Jordan Love could get consideration here. There’s a reason the Derek Carr trade talk has lingered since Jon Gruden came back.
13. San Francisco 49ers (via Indianapolis Colts): Henry Ruggs III, WR, Alabama
Deebo Samuel is going to be a star for the 49ers, but they still need more help at wide receiver. Ruggs is the type of deep threat the 49ers don’t have because Dante Pettis has been such a huge disappointment.
Other option: Last week’s mock draft had Florida cornerback CJ Henderson in this spot, and that could still be a possibility.
14. Tampa Bay Buccaneers: Javon Kinlaw, DT, South Carolina
If the top four offensive tackles are gone, the Buccaneers could draft whomever they view as the best player available. In this mock draft, it is Kinlaw. The Bucs have plenty of run stuff prowess on the defensive line with Ndamukong Suh and Vita Vea, but they don’t have a player who can get after the quarterback. Kinlaw can be that player.
Other option: Buccaneers GM Jason Licht will occasionally do weird things in the draft, like trade up in the second round to take a kicker. The weird thing here would be reaching on the fifth offensive tackle, be that Austin Jackson of USC or Josh Jones of Houston.
15. Denver Broncos: Jerry Jeudy, WR, Alabama
For my money, Jeudy is top wide receiver in the draft. It just so happens, at this very moment, there seems to be more buzz about Lamb and Ruggs. Jeudry is an excellent route runner with good hands. Those two attributes make people forget how fast he is on the field.
Other option: The Broncos traded for A.J. Bouye and Bryce Callahan is fine in the slot, but the Broncos need a second outside cornerback. Henderson could get the nod if the top three wide receivers are gone.
16. Atlanta Falcons: CJ Henderson, CB, Florida
Surprise, it’s not a pass rusher for the Falcons. After releasing Desmond Trufant, the Falcons are dangerously thin at cornerback. Damontae Kazee is good, but he’s more of a slot corner/safety hybrid. Henderson would give the Falcons a lockdown outside cornerback.
Other option: This pick could be an edge player, like LSU’s K’Lavon Chaisson or Penn State’s Yetur Gross-Matos.
17. Dallas Cowboys: K’Lavon Chaisson, Edge, LSU
Henderson would probably be the preference for the Cowboys to help replace Byron Jones, but they still need pass rush help. Even though Chaisson is a bit of a one-trick player as a pass rusher, he fits well in new defensive coordinator Mike Nolan’s defense.
Other option: The Cowboys could reach for a cornerback, because now they need one. Utah’s Jaylon Johnson is a fit, as is Kristian Fulton of LSU.
18. Miami Dolphins (via Pittsburgh Steelers): Josh Jones, OT, Houston
Miami’s offensive line needs plenty of help. If the Dolphins get a quarterback in this draft, the blocking has to get better. Jones started four years in college and should be able to step into the starting lineup as a rookie.
Other option: If the Dolphins don’t like Jones, Austin Jackson of USC or Isaiah Wilson of Georgia could be in play.
19. Las Vegas Raiders (via Chicago Bears): Yetur Gross-Matos, Edge, Penn State
The Raiders have stocked up on pass rushers the last two seasons, with draft picks Maxx Crosby and Clelin Ferrell and free agent addition Carl Nassib. Still, they could use a versatile defender who can get to the quarterback. Gross-Matos can play on the edge or standing up.
Other option: The Raiders let safety Karl Joseph leave this offseason and now need a player opposite Johnathan Abram. Either Grant Delpit of LSU or Xavier McKinney of Alabama would fit.
20. Jacksonville Jaguars: (via Los Angeles Rams): Justin Jefferson, WR, LSU
With new offensive coordinator Jay Gruden, the Jaguars need a wide receiver who is a disciplined route runner. In this range of the first round, that player is Jefferson.
Other option: If the Jaguars prefer a jump-ball target at wide receiver, Clemson’s Tee Higgins should be around.
21. Philadelphia Eagles: Laviska Shenault Jr., WR, Colorado
The Eagles brought in Slay to bolster their cornerback group, squarely making wide receiver their biggest first-round need. Coming into last college football season, Shenault was considered by many as the top wide receiver prospect in the nation.
Other option: This could be the landing spot for Baylor wide receiver Denzel Mims, this year’s “draft process” superstar.
22. Minnesota Vikings (via Buffalo Bills): Kristian Fulton, CB, LSU
Alabama cornerback Trevon Diggs would be the perfect fit in Mike Zimmer’s defense. He’s a long, physical cornerback with coachable traits. However, it would be a little awkward:
So would the #Vikings consider drafting Stefon Diggs’ brother, Alabama cornerback Trevon Diggs? Let’s have NFL Network draft analyst Charles Davis tackle that one. “More than likely, he’s not under consideration for Minnesota,’’ Davis told me.
— Chris Tomasson (@christomasson) March 27, 2020
Instead, the Vikings could fill a big roster hole with Fulton. He’s not as physically imposing as Diggs, but he knows how to play press coverage well.
Other option: After trading Stefon Diggs, the Vikings need help at wide receiver to keep the double teams away from Adam Thielen. In this scenario, that player would be Higgins or Mims.
23. New England Patriots: Jordan Love, QB, Utah State
I can’t quit this pick for the Patriots. It’s a huge gamble because Love had a down 2019 season, but the Patriots are resetting at quarterback.
Other option: The Patriots badly need speed at wide receiver. They could also use a big target. Could those two things combined lead them to Notre Dame wide receiver Chase Claypool? If so, it should be after a trade down. But the 6’4, 240-pound receiver has momentum from his 4.42 40-yard dash at the combine.
24. New Orleans Saints: Grant Delpit, S, LSU
After signing Emmanuel Sanders to be the team’s No. 2 wide receiver, the Saints might not have a high priority at the position. The team has few holes, but one of them is a deep coverage player. Delpit has shown that to be his specialty.
Other option: On the defensive line for New Orleans, interior pass rusher Sheldon Rankins is a free agent next year. So is backup defensive end Trey Hendrickson. If he’s available, Iowa defensive end A.J. Epenesa might get a long look.
25. Minnesota Vikings: Denzel Mims, WR, Baylor
Try and think, off the top of your head, the wide receivers on Minnesota’s roster besides Thielen. It’s not easy. The answer to that is Chad Beebe, Olabisi Johnson and Tajae Sharpe. Not good.
Other option: Arizona State wide receiver Brandon Aiyuk would be an interesting fit on Minnesota’s offense with his ability after the catch.
26. Miami Dolphins (via Houston Texans): Xavier McKinney, S, Alabama
This is a repeat pick for the Dolphins from last week. After quarterback and offensive tackle, there’s a real argument for Miami’s third-biggest need between a defensive lineman, safety, and running back. In this mock draft, McKinney is the best player available at those three spots.
Other option: If there is a team that could take a running back in the first round, it is Miami. The positional value is questionable, but if the Dolphins do it, Georgia’s D’Andre Swift should be the first running back off the board.
27. Seattle Seahawks: Isaiah Wilson, OT, Georgia
The first wave of free agency is well over at this point, and the Seahawks are still in need of a right tackle. Previous right tackle Germain Ifedi recently signed with the Bears. Wilson is a big, hulking right tackle brimming with potential. In other words, he’s a younger version of Ifedi.
Other option: Trading down should honestly be the first option for Seattle.
28. Baltimore Ravens: Patrick Queen, LB, LSU
The linebacker position for the Ravens is in a state of disrepair. Queen may not be the second coming of Ray Lewis, but he would give Baltimore’s defense an athletic linebacker who can find the ball in a hurry.
Other option: Oklahoma linebacker Kenneth Murray will probably get a look here as well. Really, it would be a coin toss scenario between the two.
29. Tennessee Titans: Austin Jackson, OT, USC
With Jack Conklin off to Cleveland, the Titans have a big hole at right tackle. For a team that relies on the running back more than most, maintaining the offensive line is critical. Although Jackson is more of a left tackle, he could be forced to move to the right in the NFL out of necessity.
Other option: The Titans still need to bring in a decent pass rusher, especially considering Vic Beasley was only signed on a one-year deal. Alabama edge rusher Terrell Lewis is a risky pick because of his injury history, but he should be an option.
30. Green Bay Packers: Ezra Cleveland, OT, Boise State
The outside spots on Green Bay’s offensive line are starting to become problematic. Right tackle Rick Wagner, a replacement for Bulaga, is not good. Perhaps more concerning is the fact that left tackle David Bakhtiari is in the final year of his contract. Cleveland is an athletic pass blocker who could eventually take over for him.
Other option: Wide receiver should also be a consideration for the Packers. TCU’s Jalen Reagor would be a nice fit in the Packers’ offense.
31. San Francisco 49ers: Trevon Diggs, CB, Alabama
What better player for Diggs to learn from than Richard Sherman? While most of San Francisco’s secondary is in a contract year, the 49ers could get out ahead of restocking the group with Diggs.
Other option: After trading DeForest Buckner to the Colts, the 49ers could target a defensive tackle in the back of the first round. If so, that player would likely either be Ross Blacklock of TCU or Justin Madubuike of Texas A&M.
32. Kansas City Chiefs: Kenneth Murray, LB, Oklahoma
If Murray happens to be around when the Chiefs pick, he should be an easy choice. Kansas City’s linebackers last season were average, and Murray would provide an upgrade of athleticism.
Other option: After losing Bashaud Breeland and Kendall Fuller, cornerback is a need for the Chiefs. TCU’s Jeff Gladney or Clemson’s A.J. Terrell could be considered.
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Ulta Haul
Since I had a 20% off coupon I ordered a few things I needed and a few more I wanted so here's what I got.
Zoella Candy Clutch makeup bag - I've tried a few things from Zoella beauty but I've never been able to get one of the makeup bag until recently when they started carrying Zoella Beauty at Ulta. When I was looking online this bag caught my eye. Not only is it cute but it's a pretty big bag as well. Obviously, I won't be reviewing this but I did get it so I figured I'd share it.
It Brushes Airbrush Blending Crease brush - A friend of mine has this brush and I used when I was doing her makeup for her and fell in love with it which is why I bought. Eventually, I would like to get some more of these brushes but I wanted to try this one first.
Essence Sun Club Matte Bronzing Powder in Light - I've seen a few people talk about this bronzer online so since I was already placing an order I decided to try this too. I usually don't love a matte bronzer but I've been attempting to try more things that I don't usually try because I'm trying to break out of my comfort zone more. Not to mention this bronzer was only $5 and that was before the 20% was applied. There are two different shades of this bronzer but of course, since I am pale AF, I got the light shade. Not sure if I'll review this or just let you guys know what I think but I'm sure there will be something.
Jcat Beauty You Glow Girl Baked Highlight in Bella Rose - I bought this because of Taylor from thataylaa on Youtube. She has been using this highlighter in a lot of her videos and it looked beautiful every time so I have been hoping that Ulta would add this to the available Jcat items and they finally did. This particular highlight is supposed to an icy pink that is not subtle at all. I'm so excited to try this because I did swatch it and holy highlighter it's beautiful. I was just planning on posting my thoughts on this but if you guys want a review I can do one.
Urban Decay Primer Potion in Eden - This was just a repurchase since my current U.D. primer is almost gone. The U.D. Primer potion is my ride or die eye primer which is why I needed another so obviously no review but know I love this.
Anastasia Beverly Hills single eyeshadows in Noir and Venice - I love the Anastasia eyeshadow formula and I've been needing a good matte black shadow so I bought Noir. I mainly use black shadows instead of liner to line my eye so it needs to be pigmented and with the Anastasia shadows I don't question whether it's going to be pigmented. I also bought the shade Venice which is a green with a golden shift. I've been using a lot color lately and I just liked this shade so I decided to get it. There won't be any reviews on these shadows because I know they are going to be awesome.
Now for the many lip products I got.
BareMinerals Gen Nude Matte Liquid Lipcolor in the shade Slay - A few of my favorite product reviewers on YouTube have really liked these so I decided to give one a try. I got the shade Slay because it's a dusty light mauve which is basically my go to shade. I think I'm going to review this and hopefully I like it because there a nice range of nude shades that I would also like to have if the formula is good.
BareMinerals Gen Nude Buttercream Lip Gloss in Sugar - I couldn't try the matte and not try the gloss. Also the same people that have talking about the mattes have been talking about the glosses too so I was curious. Of course, Sugar is a soft blushing mauve because when it comes to nude shade, I almost always go for the mauve. I did have this on yesterday for a bit and I liked how it applied and felt but it does sort of smell like play doh. The scent doesn't but it's there. If I review the matte lipcolor, I will review this as well.
Rimmel London Stay Matte Liquid Lip Colours - Kristi from rawbeautykristi did a lip swatch/first impressions video of these and it got me curious. A lot of people have been talking about these but the reviews are very mixed so I decided to at least give these a try. I bought the shades Rose and Shine and Heartbeat. Rose and Shine is a dark rosy pink and heartbeat is a berry pink. The shades in this collection are really nice and the price is awesome so I really hope I like these. Definitely expect a review.
L'Oréal Infallible Matte Lip Paints - I've tried the regular lip paints, I am trying the metallic lip paints, so I had to try the matte ones. I got the shades Peach Pit and Velvet Pout. I am going to be reviewing these as well.
That is it for this haul, next up will be my June Favorites so until my next post.
Later weirdos,
Snow
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Welcome to the Hellmouth
Original Australian air date: 3 December 1997
Directed by: Charles Martin Smith
Written by: Joss Whedon
Starring: Sarah Michelle Gellar, Anthony Head, Alyson Hannigan, Nicholas Brendon, Julie Benz, Kristine Sutherland, and David Boreanaz
Welcome to What Buffy Wore season one, episode 1, In which we meet our hero Buffy Anne Summers and are introduced to the Scooby Gang, Cordelia Chase, and season 1′s Big Bad - The Master.
A brief recap for the unfamiliar and let’s face it, if you’ve stumbled onto here you’ll be well-versed in the language of Buffy. But anyway, here goes. Buffy and her mother Joyce move to Sunnydale after Buffy is expelled from her previous school, Hemery High School in Los Angeles. The reasons for her expulsion are presumably related to the events of the 1992 film of the same name. Determined to make a fresh start, she’s horrified when she encounters new librarian Giles, who reminds of her destiny as the vampire slayer.
I was going to quote stuff here, but I can’t be bothered. Y’all know all of them, right? In this episode we have two main Buffy ensembles. I’m not counting her pyjamas - I’ll get into their cuteness later. The two main ensembles are her first day of school, and her first night at the Bronze. I believe I coveted one outfit more than the other at the time, but history is written by the winners. Or the older, wiser, more fashion-conscious.
So let’s do this!
Outfit 1 - First Day at school
Forgive the quality. I’m new to screen caps or whatever you kids call them. Let us marvel at a time when 4:3 was the only aspect ratio in town.
Buffy’s outfit is a white t-shirt and a-line miniskirt with knee high boots. She’s wearing a light blue short-sleeved cardigan over the t-shirt, prompting me to wonder throughout the episode whether the t-shirt was not in fact a singlet. And was the cardigan light blue or mint? I’m pretty sure it’s light blue.
I’d always assumed the skirt was a mulberry or burgundy colour but tonight’s viewing lead me to wonder if it wasn’t dark brown like her boots all this time? But I’m 97% it’s the berry colour I assumed as a 15 year old. I mean, 5 year old! ahem. In a later scene Buffy asks Willow to help her with school and it’s decidedly purple in tone. I always applauded this colour combination. I still do. The costume designer at the time was Cynthia Bergstrom and I salute her. She had me searching high and low for those white v-neck t-shirts she had SMG in all of the time.
The plastic rings were already a crucial part of the wardrobe along with varying shades of nail polish. I believe Buffy went with a pastel blue to match the cardigan and her second outfit. Makeup is a smoky eye with pinks and blues. And were we in a glossy brown/nude phase lipstick-wise? I can’t remember. It’s taken a good twenty years for me to actually wear lipstick on the regular and it’s always matte.
Buffy’s first outfit was a triumph for me. It still is. What may not be a triumph is the hair. Before SMG got this gig she had really long brown hair. For this role she went for a dark blonde shade with a shorter length and more layers. The bangs were wispy. I hate wispy bangs. I believe a terrible, life-ruining hairdresser may have tried to convince me its the only kind I could have. But I’m not bitter! The hair clip featured in Buffy’s hair above was one already in high rotation at my place.
I remember twin sets (knit top and matching cardigan) being the height of fashion at the time. I may have asked mum to purchase me a few. Being chubby and afraid of short skirts I probably went for a knee length version of the above. So when Buffy also moved to knee length skirts I was the praise emoji before I even had a mobile phone. Or the Internet.
But twin sets. I had a purple one I loved so much. The top was sleeveless and the cardigan long sleeved. There may have been some floral embroidery as well. I may have also paired it with a checked or charcoal bootcut pant. Are pants technically bootcut? Or is it just jeans? Either way, this was the land before the skinny jean or slim leg pant. That wouldn’t get to us until the mid-2000s. I know what you’re thinking: a land before internet, mobile phones and a skinny legged pant? How did you survive? Well, it was all we knew. We couldn’t know then what we know now and if we had, then perhaps things would have been different. Better, even.
Perfect segue to Buffy’s second outfit!
I’m still not quite sure what the above is. PVC little black dress? Some sort of corset? One of Julia Roberts’ prostitute dress from Pretty Woman? Don’t slut shame yourself, B. Wear whatever you like, because you’re a strong woman who shouldn’t be bound by cultural and societal notions of purity and femininity. But also, the dress is a no from me.
What has always fascinated me is her next option. Done with the whore, she tries the virgin and finds she doesn’t like that either.
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I’ve always wanted to know exactly what that floral dress looks like. Is it a maxi dress? High neck? There’s a tie - is it worn around the waist? Is it a pussy bow neckline? I MUST KNOW AND THE INTERVENING YEARS HAVE NOT REDUCED MY YEARNING.
So after apparently agonising over something that was second nature in her pre-slaying days, Buffy goes with the below.
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I mean, deal with that shirt for a moment. Much like the dude’s outfit she will use to identify him as a vampire, this outfit is not just dated, it’s carbon dated. I might have preferred whatever the black unknown was.
Eschewing dresses altogether for her first night out with the living - er, lively people, Buffy goes with a white singlet, blue shirt with one button done up like a jacket, black pants, and black boots. The boots are undoubtedly knee high. It was just a thing, guys. This was also before we had pants slim enough to tuck into said boots, remember? Dark days. What’s darker is that the pants, not satisfied to just be a type of bootcut monstrosity, are ankle length. Society will tell you that this makes a short girl look short, as though being short were the worst thing in the world. It’s not. I’m 5″2′ and I’m fine with looking every of inch of that. But these are... look, it’s not my favourite, ok? But what did I think of it then?
I remember loving her school outfit more. But does that mean I didn’t wear button up shirts as jackets over t-shirts and singlets? No it does not. Because I did it all the time. Because not only is it the perfect item for a balmy evening that may turn cold, it’s also great for girls too fat for most button up shirt offerings from Jay Jays, Kmart or Target. So, me. I think she also deserved snaps for her courageous decision to wear pants instead of a slinky dress, as a Cordelia Chase might. Or did.
From a logistical perspective it also makes perfect sense. Buffy will battle some members of the undead in this number later in the episode, so range of movement is essential. She can lose the shirt if required but it can also hide any potential bloodstains. The pants seem comfortable and the boot heel low enough that running isn’t out of the question. Her hair is up in a french roll so no need to worry about flyways or accidental self-scalping, a constant worry for me when people fight evil with their hair down.
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See?
With 90s fashion making a resurgence, the reappearance of ensembles like these seem almost inevitable. Just the other day I saw a young girl wearing a shirt I wore in the late 90s. This was not a new version or knock-off. No: this shirt had the unmistakable wear and tear of an original. Someone had, gulp, bought this secondhand. It may have even been marked ‘vintage.’ My only hope is that it was a low/reasonable price at Savers.
But would I wear any of this stuff now? Possibly. I’ll return to the boots later, much like Buffy does. And the pants. I would definitely wear the burgundy(?) miniskirt. But what about the others in the Buffyverse? Whose wardrobe might influence me today?
Darla’s ambiguous school uniform should seem out of place. There’s no mention of private schools in Sunnydale anywhere. Also she looks at least 26. Perhaps her cover is an adult entertainment venue and I’ve been thinking about this all wrong for 20 years.
At school Cordelia wears a sheer black shirt with lime pants in a fabric that surely must be the most evil to escape the Hellmouth. So that’s a no.
I think the guys were wearing cargo pants. Also no. David Boreanaz’s performance as Angel was too distracting. He too was fond of button up shirts and black pants. Why would you wanna wrestle with the undead dressed like you’re going to a job interview at Coles?
No, the wardrobe modern day me would most covet actually belongs to... Willow. Lose the white tights and chunky shoes and her tweed dress with white button up shirt worn underneath is a revelation. Mindy Lahiri would wear the heck out of that. And her floral dress and cardigan at the Bronze is cute as hell. Willow would go on to carve out a sense of style befitting her wonderful personality in later seasons but we can clearly see elements of it from the beginning. We were just too blind to see.
Up next will be The Harvest, technically part two of Welcome to the Hellmouth. I hope you’re as desperate for the next post as I was for the next episode. You’re probably not. But I’ll still do it.
Until next time, slayerettes.
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Hello Beauty Babes!
Spring is here and Summer is like a breakup from a man who doesn’t support your makeup addiction. Fastly approaching, and inevitable!
I’ve been watching to see new trends to report, but one thing is clear, that the metallic lip look has upgraded from temporary fad to long lasting look! I don’t know about you guys, but I can’t get enough!
Recently I’ve been buying some Lime Crime products. I had always heard about this brand but never ventured to try it out. But when I saw a few of their best sellers on Amazon, I was more than ready to give it a go! One of the products I bought was the Lime Crime Diamond Crushers Lip Topper! What I love about Lime Crime is their celebration of the show stopping looks. They took metallic lippies to a whole new level!
First things first (I’m the realest) let me give you the info on these from their website, and amazon.com:
“Get the effect of crushed diamonds on your lips, cheeks and anywhere else with a swipe of a wand. Can be used as highlighter or iridescent lip topper! Weightless water-based formula goes on matte and dries to a smudge-proof finish. Can be worn alone or over liquid matte lipstick without making it run.”
(amazon.com)
WATER BASED FORMULA. Diamond Toppers are a brand new line of revolutionary toppers that transform wearers’ lips, eyes, and cheeks into a lustrous light show. This water based formula is lightweight, long-lasting, and loaded with stardust.
BARELY THERE FEELING. Diamond Crushers will make your iridescent pixie on acid makeup dreams come true without feeling heavy on your skin. They won’t run, smudge, or feel dry and gritty as you send it to the next level.
PUT IT ANYWHERE. Diamond Crushers will never be an extra. Apply this high sparkle makeup topper over bare lips, liquid lipstick, as a mermaid highlighter on your cheeks and collar bones, or dab some in your brow so you will always be on point
Diamond Crushers come in 10 fun glitter-y shades:
TRIP – blue/purple shift
LIT – pink/gold shift
ACID RAIN – lavender/mint shift
CHEAP THRILL – cloud pink/blue shift
CHOKE – sunset/rose shift
FLUKE – mauve/blue shift
STRIP – hot pink shift
These were just recently added to their summer 2017 collection!
CLEOPATRA – blush/gold shift
BLACK UNICORN – black rainbow shift
DOPE – cotton candy champagne shift
Here’s what I wish I would have known before buying them:
They all have a very strong scent, and they all smell different. LIT, smells like strawberry candy (which is really good smelling) however TRIP, smells like blueberry candy (not a favorite, but its tolerable for me) If you’re not into scented makeup near your nose, I’d pass.
These are not like a metallic liquid lipstick. these are a straight up glitter top coat! I also wish I knew that applying these bare like a lipgloss isn’t gonna work. Some people can attempt it, but for me, it did not turn out well it looked like glitter was smeared on my lips.
Finally, apply these sparingly!!! Glitter is amazing but is hell to take off so don’t think you can just wipe these off with a dry napkin. Especially because these set onto your lips.
Finally finally, don’t apply these on dry crusty busty lips. It will be very uncomfortable, and look bad.
You can wear these under gloss, but pat on the gloss with your finger instead of using the applicator directly. it’ll prevent transfer, and keep the lip topper from shifting
Now, finally, here are some swatches of the two shades I picked up: LIT, and TRIP.
BTW these retail for $18. However these are pretty unique, so you definitely are getting your money’s worth.
LIT has a pink and gold shift and has a strawberry candy scent. This pairs great with so many colors. nudes, all kinds of pinks, berry shades, etc.
I would also be aware that LIT can leave a little bit of a stain after wear.
TRIP is a blue/purple shift with a blueberry candy scent. TRIP is not for the faint of heart! but it is such a cool color to wear it reminded me of Unicorn Tears from Too Faced, but more colorful and sparkly!
In terms of packaging, it’s pretty big but not inconvenient. it’s the same sort of packaging for lip gloss, or a liquid lipstick with the doe-foot applicator
WHOO! Finished! I feel like I put in a TON of stuff but at least now, your well informed, and can blow your money intelligently! Would I recommend this product? yes. What would I rate it? 9/10. mostly because of personal preference like scent, but I would totally recommend this product I think it’s fun, creative, and so cute! You can purchase these online at limecrime.com & smile.amazon.com. Amazon Smile is the same as Amazon but better, because you get to support a charity/cause of your choosing! Right now, my Amazon Smile charity is the ASPCA. Who ever said buying makeup can’t be good for the world???
Alright beauty babes, I’m off to bed (at 7am) and am gonna hit up Ulta tomorrow!
Thanks for reading, and I will see you in my next post! Stay connected with me on Instagram @SageSlays_ Twitter @SageSlays & Snapchat @SageCatherineXO
Stay Fierce & Spread Love! XOXO, Sage Slays 🦄✨❤️
Lime Crime Diamond Crushers FULL REVIEW & SWATCHES!!! 💎💎💎 Hello Beauty Babes! Spring is here and Summer is like a breakup from a man who doesn't support your makeup addiction.
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Glee 5x17 liveplurk
Yuè [glee 5x17] time for the Ultimate Rachel Berry Pity Party(TM)
Yuè I am so not in the mood for a Rachel filled episode Yuè altho the beginning is gold Yuè it's also great to see all of them in their old costumes Yuè shit son Darren will always look good in a Dalton blazer Yuè Rachel... have you never heard of the DO NOT READ THE COMMENT SECTION rule Yuè ah yes an entire episode with people having the need to validate Rachel not like that's ever happened before Yuè Oh no Sue and Schue I haven't missed them Yuè well Sue is not entirely wrong about the Tonys Yuè does Matt have a mic on his tie??? Yuè Oh no they're going to sing Yuè the song isn't the best but the set design is amazing Yuè it kind of reminds me of Charlene Kaye's Skin and Bones Yuè why would you even go on a trip with your arch nenemis Yuè TINA Yuè I can't believe both Tina and Santana had to fly in all the way to New York to validate Rachel Yuè TINA I SWEAR TO GOD Yuè congrats Artie Yuè Blaine looks cute Yuè GAY GAY HE'S PROBABLY GAY HOMOSEXUAL Yuè WHO WROTE THIS EPISODE? ?? TINA??? Yuè Blaine's face tho Yuè yeah speaking of validation I'm getting tired of everything being around you Yuè BRUCE IS BACK Yuè Rachel you only have yourself to blame you're pathetic you go looking for sadness and shit and then you yell about needing validation Yuè I hate this so much Yuè everthi ng she's ever worked for will not be thrown away by her lack of confidence but because she throws it away in next ep Yuè WHO WROTE THIS TINA??? Yuè SHE CUT THE CHORDS Yuè honestly again... Rachel is being pathetic she wants validation so badly and yet when people all rush to her to crowd her with love she hates them for it Yuè Sue there's no reason for this Yuè yes she should be because she's pathetic af Yuè I really hate how everyone suddenly joins the #RachelDefenseSquad Yuè SANTANA THAT DOVE Yuè Oh the piano is still here Yuè Sue you stopped being funny two seasons ago Yuè I can't believe Santana came all the way to join that stupid #RachelDefenseSquad Yuè Rachel Yuè get over yourself Yuè I get that you're nervous but there's a line between nervousness and idioticy and she crossed it Yuè I can't stand her 90% of the time either Yuè I'M SO OVER THIS AND WE HAVEN'T EVEN GOTTEN TO THE ACTUAL OPENING NIGHT YET Yuè Blaine once again trying to kiss Kurt's cheek Yuè really Sue you stopped being funny ages ago Yuè and wow look at that Yuè unnecessary cringe worthy forced heterosexual romance Yuè Yes they DO AND YOU WILL THROW IT AWAY IN THE NEXT EPISODE Yuè ... finn Yuè Schue please stop touching your ex-students Yuè EMMA OH MY GOD Yuè I dunno man I just can't feel any kind of positive feeling knowing she will throw this away next episode Yuè DOES SHE EVEN HAVE A MIC??? Yuè I can't believe they redid the song and Kurt's was way better Yuè no you're not Yuè I feel you Sue I can't stand this either Yuè ah glee back again with the unnecessary cringe worthy forced heterosexual romance Yuè BLAINE LOOKED AT KURT Yuè Sup mama and papa Criss are sitting behind Kurt and Blaine hohoo Yuè first Will in 5x14 and now Dare's parents Yuè I'm gonna skip the unnecessary cringe worthy forced homosexual romance Yuè SHIT SON THEY ALL LOOK SO GOOD Yuè no you can't Yuè again really why are they making this so big knowing they will throw the entire storyline away in the next episode Yuè please Sue and that dude.. why Yuè Who Are You Now altho I wished they hadn't put Jane in it cause it kind of weakens the song Yuè that being said Jane still killed it Yuè I don't even remember the dude's name Yuè Finn... we miss you big fella Yuè no but really they all look so good Yuè NO BUT THOSE SUITS ARE MY FAVOURITE KURT AND BLAINE Yuè FLOWERS FROM QUINN AND ARTIE AND MIKE AND EVEN FIGGINS Yuè can they even ditch the dinner like that Yuè BLAINE I FUCKING CANT Yuè Kurt and Blaine are definitely locals here Yuè FUC Yuè FUCK Yuè FICK Yuè THE ONLY GOOD THING OUT OF THIS EPISODE IS THE GAY BAR SCENE I WATCH THIS WEEKLY BECAUSE I LOVE IT SO MUCH ITS JUST OUR KIDS UNWINDING AND PARTYING Yuè I MEAN SO MUCH IS GONNA HAPPEN Yuè BLAINE DANCING LIKE A STRIPPER Yuè RACHEL ON THE SWING Yuè TINA'S SMILE Yuè THE NON EXPLICIT ORGY Yuè KURT'S TIE AROUND HIS HEAD Yuè MERCEDES BEING CROWDED BY GUYS Yuè SAM TAKING OVER THE DJ BOOTH Yuè SANTANA SHOWING OFF HER BOOBS Yuè YeeeeessshhhHhJHH Yuè I GOTTA WATCH AHT AGAIN Yuè one on hand Blaine dragging them to this gay bar is so unexpected and yet... it totally makes sense Yuè SHUT SON WHEN BLAINE DEVON ANDERSON UNTIES HIS BOWTIE YOU KNOW SHIT IT ABUT TO GET DKWN Yuè Tina you went to a gay bar what did you expect Yuè you've been partying for almost 6 hours??? Yuè why did this have to happen as if the episode wasn't bad enough Yuè I kinda still preferred Santana slaying her Yuè because I just can't take Rachel serious in this episode Yuè BLAINES FACE THO OH MY GOD JHE JUST NEEDED TO TAKE A SHIT HE DID NOT EXPECT TO WALK INTO THIS Yuè really Santana should've ended her Yuè really it pisses me off how the entire family is abut validating Rachel Yuè "just give us the paper" Yuè SANTANA IS SO DONE Yuè guys... we can just see the script Yuè but really Yuè so tired of the entire Rachel worshipping Yuè allow me to show me your excitement... ..... ...... there's none Yuè THE BABY Yuè I always called him Danny so when he was called Daniel I lost my shit Yuè kinda weird Schue named him after Finn I mean Kurt or Puck doing it... I get it BUT A TEACHER ?? Yuè Oh no Yuè more unnecessary cringe worthy forced heterosexual romance Yuè Oh yes Sue has a daughter Yuè gross Yuè please stop kissing
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