#slappy and the stinkers

[speedygal]

[queenoftheimps]

tag your semi-obscure movie that your family owned, in my house we had Slappy and the Stinkers and Home Alone 3 (but not 1 or 2)

[dreamdifferentitem]

Check out this listing I just added to my Poshmark closet: Slappy and the Stinkers Vhs.

[missing-the-90s]

[tabithahallows]

I'm creating a list of feverish nightmare dream movies that only exist though the will of Satan on LSD but I'm grateful they do and this is what I got so far

Hoodwinked 1 & 2

The Bee Movie

Rim of the World

Junior (1994)

She's the Man

All of the Batman films that Tim Burton got his emo ass hands on

The Country Bears

Baby Geniuses

Spice World

Five Children and It (both the 1991 series and the 2004 movie. I know the books a classic but still)

Slappy and the Stinkers

Mom, Can I Keep Her

Shark Boy and Lava Girl

Herbie: Fully Loaded

Racing Stripes

Space Jam

Underdog

The Wind in the Willows (2006, live action)

AI

Cat in The Hat

Kangaroo Jack

Waterworld

Felix The Cat

Feel free to add to the list

[thelastbaggins]

roy from Slappy and the Stinkers is fucking slept on

he deserves all the love in the world and if im the only one who loves him, so be it

[nerdyfangs]

Slappy is the trans icon we need in 2019

[remedialreviews]

There are a few laughs scattered throughout it, but in the end it is exactly as you might should expect: a silly film full of childish bathroom jokes and hit-or-miss slapstick.

[scene-on-the-screen]

Slappy and the Stinkers (1998)

[manifestedsun]

Softly, under his breath. “Wienie wienie wienie on a bun bun bun, and mustard too--”

[meowtalhead]

Anyone remember. fucking. Slappy and the stinkers some kids stole a seal and absolutely beat the shit out of a guy at a sawmill like just caused him so many injuries it was brutal

[speedygal]

mr Brinway is made of sterner stuff. he is made of iron. He has the vibes of a 90s character who is a toon.

[lostcryptids]

slappy and the stinkers has an insane level of kids destroying some guy violence and basically killing him its more than home alone its more than home alone 2 with the bricks

[imbeccablee]

[The Kids are on carpet demanding a scary story]



Young Yakko, Young Wakko, Baby Dot, Young Cora, Young Katie Kaboom, Baby Skippy, and Baby Zubi: (chanting) Scary story! Scary story! Scary story!



Slappy: So! You don't think I can tell a story that'll scare the pants off ya, huh? Here we go! Once upon a time there were seven rotten kids! Real stinkers... in lederhosen! [The kids' costumes turn into lederhosen clothes, much to their dismay] And they loved to steal pie! They stole from everyone. The butcher.



Butcher: Hey!



Slappy: The baker. The candlestick maker. No pie was safe. Whole town was in an uproar.



Villagers: Uproar!



Slappy: But the kids were too clever to be caught.



[cut to Slappy's treehouse where the kids are cheering cause the story is getting of to a good start]



[cut back to the story]



Baby Zubi: Another great haul, gang! Let's dig in!



[The kids eat the pies]



Slappy: The kids ate and ate. Every day was the same. Nothing ever changed.



[cut to Slappy treehouse]



Baby Zubi: Yawn! Pies aren't scary.



Slappy: Until one day, a glorious scent came into their hideout. A sweet scent that tickled their fancy.



[The kids giggle]



Slappy:  It could only be...



Kids: Pie!



Slappy: 'Twas the most amazing pie they had ever seen. They had to have it!



Granny Hexobah: Pies for sale. Pies for sale.



Baby Zubi: That's some pie you have there, grandma. How much you want for that thing?



Granny Hexobah: Well, I...



Baby Zubi: Oh, wait. We ain't got no dough. What do you say? Seven finger discount? You're a good kid.



[The kids run off to their hide out with the pie]



Baby Zubi: All right, gang. Let's see if this pie tastes as good as it smells.



[The kids ate the pie]

Slappy: The rotten little swindlers were overjoyed to devour this delicious pie. Oh and it was delicious! Why, it was the greatest pie anyone had ever tasted.





Baby Zubi: I gotta have more! Guys, from now on it's nothing but granny's pies for us.



Baby Skippy: But we don't even know where she lives.



Slappy: Just then, the amazing pie scent returned. (the sent leads the kids into the forest) It lured them deep into the darkest wood. Enticing them every step of the way. They were possessed Unable to resist. It drew them deeper and deeper into the woods.



[The kids stop at a cottage]





Baby Zubi: I think this is it!



Slappy: They had reached the source of the scent, Grannie's cottage.



Baby Zubi: (knocks on the door) We came to pay you for the pie!



Granny Hexobah: (goes outside) Oh, how kind.



[The kids sneak inside and shuts the door]



Baby Zubi: Those pies are here somewhere. Everybody, split up! (The kids split up)



Pinky: Don't split up! Why do they always do that?



Slappy: The aroma drew them into dark places.



[Cora gets captured by the painting, The bookshelf turns and Katie Kaboom gets trapped, The stairs turned into a slide and Yakko, Dot, and Skippy slides into a trap door]



Slappy: And now only two kids remained.





Young Wakko: I think we better get out of here.





[the aroma comes back]





Baby Zubi: Wait, you smell that? It's pie! I think it's coming from down there. We'll grab 'em and run!



Voice: There is nowhere to run!



[The windows start closing and Wakko and Zubi runs, but Wakko gets captured in a void. Zubi continues to run]





Slappy: Zubi ran for her life!





[Zubi runs into the kitchen]





Baby Zubi: What do I do? I gotta find a way out of here! What is that? (she gasp, it was the pie!) The pie! But, my friends... The pie! (she eats the pie)



[Granny Hexobah comes in]



Granny Hexobah: Well, well, well. Are you enjoying my pie?You really should try one fresh out of the oven.



[Granny Hexobah opens the oven revealing the other kids made into pies]





Young Yakko: Hey, who turned off the lights?





Baby Zubi: (gasps)





Kids: Zubi? Zubi?





Granny Hexobah: (closes oven) Oh, not done yet. You must have guessed my secret ingredient.





Baby Zubi: Little kids?





Granny Hexobah: Oh, I don't just pick any little kids. I pick the most snot nosed, rotten little kids I can find! And you, Zubi, are the most rotten little kid I've come across! I have a nose for these things. (cackles as she turns into a witch) Let's bake some pies!



[Zubi runs away as the Witch Hexobah chases her. Zubi soons loses her]





Baby Zubi: I'm free!





[Witch Hexobah crawls underground and grabs Zubi]





Baby Zubi: No, no!





Slappy: There was no escape. Zubi had become her next pie!





[The kids and Pinky and Brain screams and rushes upstairs and hide under the covers]



Slappy: I knew I could tell a scary story. Another Halloween, successfully put to bed. You're welcome! Witches baking kids into pies scares 'em every time.



[Slappy opens the door where the Witch from her story is]





Witch Hexobah: Who wants pie?



[Slappy screams and rushes upstairs and gets into the bed]



Baby Skippy: That really was the ultimate scary story, Aunt Slappy.



Slappy: You want to hear another one?



All: No! (hides under the covers)



Slappy: Good, me neither! (hides under covers)



Nora: (Appears behind the witch) Uh, What's up with Slappy?



Angelina: (Takes off her witch mask) I don't know. Slappy usually loves my pie.



Nora: What kind of pie is it?



Angelina: Pumpkin.



Jack o Lanterns: Pumpkin!  (they scream in terror be the reponse and passed out with their lantern smoke spelling out "The End")

LMAO, what a wonderful story!!

[nastya-sokolova-2002]

[The Kids are on carpet demanding a scary story]



Young Yakko, Young Wakko, Baby Dot, Young Cora, Young Katie Kaboom, Baby Skippy, and Baby Zubi: (chanting) Scary story! Scary story! Scary story!



Slappy: So! You don't think I can tell a story that'll scare the pants off ya, huh? Here we go! Once upon a time there were seven rotten kids! Real stinkers... in lederhosen! [The kids' costumes turn into lederhosen clothes, much to their dismay] And they loved to steal pie! They stole from everyone. The butcher.



Butcher: Hey!



Slappy: The baker. The candlestick maker. No pie was safe. Whole town was in an uproar.



Villagers: Uproar!



Slappy: But the kids were too clever to be caught.



[cut to Slappy's treehouse where the kids are cheering cause the story is getting of to a good start]



[cut back to the story]



Baby Zubi: Another great haul, gang! Let's dig in!



[The kids eat the pies]



Slappy: The kids ate and ate. Every day was the same. Nothing ever changed.



[cut to Slappy treehouse]



Baby Zubi: Yawn! Pies aren't scary.



Slappy: Until one day, a glorious scent came into their hideout. A sweet scent that tickled their fancy.



[The kids giggle]



Slappy:  It could only be...



Kids: Pie!



Slappy: 'Twas the most amazing pie they had ever seen. They had to have it!



Granny Hexobah: Pies for sale. Pies for sale.



Baby Zubi: That's some pie you have there, grandma. How much you want for that thing?



Granny Hexobah: Well, I...



Baby Zubi: Oh, wait. We ain't got no dough. What do you say? Seven finger discount? You're a good kid.



[The kids run off to their hide out with the pie]



Baby Zubi: All right, gang. Let's see if this pie tastes as good as it smells.



[The kids ate the pie]

Slappy: The rotten little swindlers were overjoyed to devour this delicious pie. Oh and it was delicious! Why, it was the greatest pie anyone had ever tasted.





Baby Zubi: I gotta have more! Guys, from now on it's nothing but granny's pies for us.



Baby Skippy: But we don't even know where she lives.



Slappy: Just then, the amazing pie scent returned. (the sent leads the kids into the forest) It lured them deep into the darkest wood. Enticing them every step of the way. They were possessed Unable to resist. It drew them deeper and deeper into the woods.



[The kids stop at a cottage]





Baby Zubi: I think this is it!



Slappy: They had reached the source of the scent, Grannie's cottage.



Baby Zubi: (knocks on the door) We came to pay you for the pie!



Granny Hexobah: (goes outside) Oh, how kind.



[The kids sneak inside and shuts the door]



Baby Zubi: Those pies are here somewhere. Everybody, split up! (The kids split up)



Pinky: Don't split up! Why do they always do that?



Slappy: The aroma drew them into dark places.



[Cora gets captured by the painting, The bookshelf turns and Katie Kaboom gets trapped, The stairs turned into a slide and Yakko, Dot, and Skippy slides into a trap door]



Slappy: And now only two kids remained.





Young Wakko: I think we better get out of here.





[the aroma comes back]





Baby Zubi: Wait, you smell that? It's pie! I think it's coming from down there. We'll grab 'em and run!



Voice: There is nowhere to run!



[The windows start closing and Wakko and Zubi runs, but Wakko gets captured in a void. Zubi continues to run]





Slappy: Zubi ran for her life!





[Zubi runs into the kitchen]





Baby Zubi: What do I do? I gotta find a way out of here! What is that? (she gasp, it was the pie!) The pie! But, my friends... The pie! (she eats the pie)



[Granny Hexobah comes in]



Granny Hexobah: Well, well, well. Are you enjoying my pie?You really should try one fresh out of the oven.



[Granny Hexobah opens the oven revealing the other kids made into pies]





Young Yakko: Hey, who turned off the lights?





Baby Zubi: (gasps)





Kids: Zubi? Zubi?





Granny Hexobah: (closes oven) Oh, not done yet. You must have guessed my secret ingredient.





Baby Zubi: Little kids?





Granny Hexobah: Oh, I don't just pick any little kids. I pick the most snot nosed, rotten little kids I can find! And you, Zubi, are the most rotten little kid I've come across! I have a nose for these things. (cackles as she turns into a witch) Let's bake some pies!



[Zubi runs away as the Witch Hexobah chases her. Zubi soons loses her]





Baby Zubi: I'm free!





[Witch Hexobah crawls underground and grabs Zubi]





Baby Zubi: No, no!





Slappy: There was no escape. Zubi had become her next pie!





[The kids and Pinky and Brain screams and rushes upstairs and hide under the covers]



Slappy: I knew I could tell a scary story. Another Halloween, successfully put to bed. You're welcome! Witches baking kids into pies scares 'em every time.



[Slappy opens the door where the Witch from her story is]





Witch Hexobah: Who wants pie?



[Slappy screams and rushes upstairs and gets into the bed]



Baby Skippy: That really was the ultimate scary story, Aunt Slappy.



Slappy: You want to hear another one?



All: No! (hides under the covers)



Slappy: Good, me neither! (hides under covers)



Nora: (Appears behind the witch) Uh, What's up with Slappy?



Angelina: (Takes off her witch mask) I don't know. Slappy usually loves my pie.



Nora: What kind of pie is it?



Angelina: Pumpkin.



Jack o Lanterns: Pumpkin!  (they scream in terror be the reponse and passed out with their lantern smoke spelling out "The End")

096:At the same time scary and very funny.

[kelyalucard]

Joseph Ashton as Sonny in "Slappy And The Stinkers" ❤️