#slappers

[mumblelard]

night before last i dreamt that i was taking a couch nap and i woke up next to an alligator, one of the big ones that look older than continents with tiny eyes from squinting into the distance, looking past eons of memories of birth and death, my tiny little life, too small for an old one like this to even see, but here they are, hugging me on my couch

[weirdestcornelius]

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1_XQAAwKKqx9ZVu62AULKhd822Atdjbnh4JcoOTcQ9mg/edit?usp=sharing

bluh. heres my rushed asf slapfic. thumbs up

BABE WAKE UP ANOTHER SLAPFIC JUST DROPPED

[gebbzsteelo]

Motëm - Pour 41 Beats (FULL BEAT CD) 2005 - 2006

[vaas]

im trying to get into making more types of underwear than just corsets and like why didnt i start with this. theres so much more information and shit for basic underwear like youtube tutorials and kits and blogs and walk throughs and theyre in English i dont have to machine translate anything

[guerrillla]

im gonna be so real... old vocaloid songs are such bangers

[theworldontheeastside]

Running thru walls for someone who may ghost you anyway is crazy to me

[suivax]

#Brisbane

#pokies

#slots

#australia

[sunrotdropbrain]

Source under cut

[officialspec]

australian slang for sex is so funny to me. what if instead of saying handjob or anal we talked about sex like an alien race of slime people. right on

[mumblelard]

drinking coffee, watching skateboard videos, listening to townes van zandt and marveling at clarice and her sass or happy tuesday imaginary constructs

happy mumblelard post number three thousand oh my or keep passing the open windows imaginary constructs

[sweaterbob]

YOU'RE WELCOME.

[sideblog-9000]

Just some house images I like, no particular theme.

[raylasgf]

[mbmbat]

[asiansinboots]

New slap-him outfit, feeling cool!