#slap bass

[rollerska8er]

I do find it kind of funny how the Seinfeld slap bass has become reified as "corny sitcom punchline music" given that Seinfeld, famously, was a reaction to corny 80s family sitcoms, and remained steadfast throughout its run in that it had no message, no morals, and no theme, it was just shit happening to a group of people for no reason.

[jrchair98]

Promises

by Jupiter Chiru (me)

My new track for the my "Радустно" musical album project. It's funky disco-like track with an amplified synth that sounds like noise and guitar, sampled string and brass sections and dogs barks. Complex but soft drum and a slap bass.

[systematic-descent]

Primus - Golden Boy (Official Video)

[theyoterman]

wow! willy

quick lil upload i did 😁😁😼

[ubernaut]

I’ve had this US made Music Man Stingray for a couple of years, which unfortunately has never played nor sounded like the high-end American made instrument that it should’ve, but after an overnight stay at my favourite guitar shop, I can say that has been thoroughly rectified, and it now performs as a Stingray Bass should! ☺️

[iheardyoulooking]

[alphachromeyayo]

I just love slap bass and soft shred ok ✨

[theendlessempty]

New song visualizer 🦎🐞⚔️ War Parade

[hannienthusiast]

I can play slap bass, but I can also slap you with this bass if you don't start stanning Xdinary Heroes

[uragearu]

WE PACKING HEAT WITH THIS ONE

[milesmorkri]

can't stop the JAM

[spec-squared]

ok so u know that one line in the song Basic Being Basic where he goes "I don't want your money" ?

well, my brain auto-completes the next line with this jshdlfghs

[michelristenpattsworld]

Robin Koerts plays Sandstorm by Level 42

[saienby]

Things that would fix me right now:

Deep fried mozzarella sticks

The funkiest bass line known to humankind

[dwalkermusic]

“Melodies From Heaven” LIVE with

Kirk Franklin at Exodus Festival 2024

[ranthaven]

That song that goes:

I’ve no more fucks to give / My fucks have all run dry / I tried to go fuck shopping but there’s no fucks left to buy

That’s me every day. Creeping towards 60. I slap my bass slowly.

Hey, take it from someone creeping towards 40:

Ignore the fun police.

If you like it, order your steak well done. Get your bagel toasted with jam and butter. Put ice in your scotch and ketchup on your hotdog. Get red wine with fish and white with steak. Who cares?

If you want to, listen to pop music. Watch blockbuster popcorn flicks. Read dime store novels. Enjoy them.

Dye your hair or cut it off. Paint your fingernails blue. Wear whatever the fuck you want on your own time (ie, when not at a job or school or whatever where you can get penalized for breaking rules) as long as you aren’t like welding or shoveling snow.

Anyone who tries to tell you you’re wrong? Say “okay” and go back to what you were doing. You’re not hurting them by enjoying yourself or having things the way you like them.

There are no caveats or addendums to this. No “but what about x?” Nah. You’re allowed the things you like. You don’t have to justify your taste or apologize for it if it’s not hurting anyone.

And likewise, let other people live their lives. We’re all dead in the long run, so tend your own garden before you become fertilizer in it.