#slackmistress holiday survival guide

[slackmistress]

Today’s update:

Want to join? It’s a daily text from me, over the holidays.

Or go here and join @holiday911. You can opt in via email, text, or follow along online.

There may be crude language. (There will be.)

(Idea stolen from @kellysue’s Bitches Get Shit Done.)

[slackmistress]

You can sign up at any time for my Holiday Survival Guide and get messages like the above sent straight to your phone. If you’re in the US, just follow the instructions below:

If you’re not in the US (or you don’t want messages via text) you can sign up for email messages or read daily messages online by going to Remind and joining the class @holiday911​.

[slackmistress]

Slackmistress’s Holiday Survival Guide

We’re heading into the holiday season, which can be snake-infested waters filled with lava-sharks and other nefarious sea creatures that may JUST WANT TO LOVE YOUUUUU but do always manage to do it with their sharp, razor claws. Even those with wonderful family who gather ‘round fireplace with steaming mugs of cocoa eventually disintegrate into WHO LEFT THIS GODDAMNED LEGO ON THE GODDAMNED GROUND WHERE I GODDAMNED JUST STEPPED ON IT GODDAMNIT.

Which is why the Slackmistress’s Holiday Survival Guide is here for you.

Text* @holiday911 to 81010 and starting on Wednesday, November 25 and extending through the holiday season, get a text message a day letting you know it’s going to be okay.

You’re going to be okay.

Alas, text just works for the US and Canada. You can join via email at this link. Use @holiday911 as the class.

(Yes, I totally stole this idea from @kellysue‘s Bitches Get Shit Done.)

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