#skyrim humor

[puzzled-pegasus]

Gormlaith in that one cutscene: Alduin approaches!

Alduin:

[funky-monk-17]

That’s the gate to Sovngarde bro

By Jason Ting

[worst-of-facebook]

so, you're finally awake, onii-chan

[unrinconmas]

Hey you. You're finally awake...

[dragonofdarkness666]

Lock in

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[irl-loading-screens]

[cat-cosplay]

Khajiit demands your most recent memes!

[retrogamingblog2]

[lillxart]

When the Dragonborn gets captured at the Embassy and you have to cause a distraction so they can escape.

So I realize I may have in fact crossed some boundaries. I deeply apologize. I will fluff 1000 cats as penance. I'm too far gone into the Taliesin rabbit-hole. This image came to me in the night and I had to do it.

[modeus-the-misanthrope]

My Dragonborn: Soooo, Serana your mom....Valerica right, is back in castle Volkihar now?

Serana: Yeah, it's nice having her around again. Even if I usually have to go looking for her in her garden.

My Dragonborn: And...would you say, now that Harkon is gone...does she seem lonely?

Serana: In what way do y-

Serana internally:

[puzzled-pegasus]

Unnecessarily censored Skyrim quotes

"I used to be an adventurer like you. Until I took an arrow in the ***."

"Do you get to the ****** very often? Oh, what am I saying, of course you ****."

"**** the skies, traveler."

"**** to yourself, Khajiit."

"Khajiit has *****, if you have coin."

"Let me guess, someone ****** your sweet roll."

"Boys, girls, dogs, elders! There's nobody I won't ****!"

"If I had a sister, I'd **** her in a second! That's a little joke."

"Looking to **** yourself, or deal some damage?"

"I'm going to have to ask you to stop. All that...shouting is making people ****."

"What is life's great ****?"

"I **** my mother, sell fruits and vegetables. It's fun, but hard work."

"You there! Been looking for you. Got something I'm supposed to deliver...your ***** only."

"Honored to **** you again, my Thane."

"Guard might get nervous, man approaches with his **** drawn."

"Talos **** you.

[madame-helen]

[tri-bi-blast]

Has anyone made the connection between the LA fires and "Must have been the wind" yet? I feel like we are missing out here

[double-dz]

starting over new in life 🖤

here to share my journey ✨

•• 30 f , divorcee

** sassy + bratty

•• horror obsessed

** MDNI, spicy content

•• love to gain moots!!

[linesforskits]

"Wow! I love Skyrim! " I say as I bounce down the road on a bugging cart while watching a dragon fly backwards and shoot fire out its ass.