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so i’ve discovered a glitch that lets you wear boots with any pants.
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(those are the jelly whisper pants, you usually can’t wear boots wit them)
basically what you do is you go into the outfit closet, select the pants you want wear boots with, then select one of the new season pants that you don’t have yet, go to the boots section of the closet, select the boots you want, after all that simply walk out of the closet, and there you have it.
as far as i can tell they stay on between realms as well as if you logout.
sorry i would’ve made a tutorial with pictures but the sky servers don’t want to cooperate with me rn
Edit: this also works with any of the base game pants you don't have.
#sky game#sky cotl#sky children of the light#that sky game#sky glitches#skyblr#sky colt glitches#sky exploits#sky exploit#sky glitch#sky cotl glitch#season of moments
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there are some days when no matter how good the music or the company or the food, no matter how comfortable you are or how much tea you make, no matter what friends are online, you just feel miserable.
#i think several things are getting me down#this selling of bound fic on etsy without author permission#some lawyer telling fic writers they don't have copyright#yes yes we do actually we just can't sell our work#it's hard enough existing in this ecosystem#and not feeling like a content machine#but then people exploit it or try to take what little we have#also the sky is gray#i didn't get enough sleep#i finished several fics at once and am experiencing a drop#personal
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Genuinely love how you characterise getou. Many people imagine him as a goody two shoes who is always kind reliable and follows rules (and to be fair he was canonically an “exemplary student” and more popular than gojo but I digress), but him being an excellent liar who uses it to his advantage just..makes so much more sense to me idk 😭
you know those people who can sweet talk you into doing anything for them, and you don’t even realise in the moment that you got played (only to figure it out weeks or months later)? mhm that’s him. And worst part being he’s always so soft spoken along with being a smooth conversationalist, so good luck getting him to admit he wanted something from you, you’d only end up looking crazy.
Bro knows he’s charming and exploits it to max as and when he needs it 🥴🤭
i think there's a hs geto adult geto divide just as there's a gojo hs adult gojo divide. i think hs geto had no qualms lying and using his honor student charm but it was never that malicious. he tells you the sky is purple because he thinks it's fun to mess with you. i think he had his condescending cocky moments with gojo but it was never that bad. i think adult geto is bad.
#i think he just fully exploits his charm#he tells you the sky is purple because he wants you to believe it#likes how you believe him#enough said i need him#.fb#ripverse
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nope is a really good movie because i adamantly believe i'm the only person who fully grasps its brilliance and everyone else is illiterate simpletons. surefire sign of a masterpiece
but for real, i'm disappointed that i STILL haven't seen anyone point out that Jupe called Jean Jacket 'The Viewers.' he was consumed and killed by the viewers. Jupe actively participates in the fetishization and commodification of his own childhood trauma and encourages people to uncritically consume that nostalgic racism because it gives him an illusion of power, it makes him feel in control- and he does the exact same thing with Jean Jacket
Jean Jacket is obviously analogous with Gordy, but it's not a coincidence that Jupe both calls it the viewers and visually designs the aliens after the cameras that recorded him. ITS UNFOLDED FORM IS DESIGNED AFTER AN OLD FILM CAMERA. Jean Jacket eats the Audience, the Actor, the Horses, and the Cameraman alike. it's analogous to fame, and the path to fame. it consumes all who pursue it.
#i have SO many thoughts about this movie#i need to rewatch it#the names too#'jupiter's claim' jupiter was the god of the sky#OJ is a CONSPICUOUS name choice but i'm not sure if any of the other names are references to celebrities#or if emerald and antlers are just supposed to reference the literal resources#which require exploitation and violence to accrue
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Sure do love Riverdale's anti-sex agenda despite showing the teenage characters having sex every other episode (sarcasm)
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And the Starvation Army, they play
And they sing and they clap and they pray
‘Til they get all your coin on the drum,
Then they tell you when you're on the bum:
“You will eat, bye and bye
In that glorious land above the sky
Work and pray, live on hay!
You'll get pie in the sky when you die.”
—Joe Hill, 1911, published in the IWW Little Red Songbook
A long tradition of being terrible to people sanctimoniously!
(Here is Pete Seeger performing the song quoted above:)
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DO NOT SUPPORT SALVATION ARMY
#Salvation Army#starvation army#usa history#plus ca change#exploitative charity#fuck the salvation army#the preacher and the slave#pie in the sky#social justice#religious hypocrisy#do not donate#Youtube
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one thing abt rescue team dx is that it will not let me buy an ice beam tm
#every time i check purple kec's shop... no ice beam for andie...#and i knowwww that there's a wonder mail code for an ice beam tm in rtdx#but i don't like wonder mailing in items until after i finish the main game#i mean i've beaten this game many many times before#and i had no qualms with using the hunger seed exploit on palkia last time i played explorers of sky for that same reason#but ehhhhhh idk
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Just read that there's a new method of getting every pokemon (yes EVERYONE OF THEM, even shiny celebi and purple kecleon!) as an egg in pmd sky/time/darkness. Without real cheating.
If you're already using a wonder mail generator, that's good, because it works just like that.
#dragon's stupid thoughts#already saved myself screenshots of wonder mail codes for those two#I'll try it in darkness first and if it works I'll try it with my sky save file#dear god please don't make me break my game due to this exploit
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After some additional research, I moved the timeline of "It's Not The Sky I'm Asking For" about a decade (from 1850s to 1860s) to better fit the time period i actually thought i was referencing
But unfortunately that SIGNIFICANTLY changes the expected travel time from the east coast to the west coast, because of how much railroad expansion was happening at that time
And now idk if i'd rather rethink my expectations about culture/dress, or rework the timeline to fit more period accurate travel times, or just ignore it (bc really is anyone but me going to care that the travel actually should have taken 4-6 weeks rather than the ~5 months I was originally planning around?)
#this is why research is the bane of my creative endeavors#its already an Omegaverse AU#and going to be taking several steps away from real history wrt certain race related topics#i could just say this is an au where the train routes arent as advanced as they were really#perhaps as a result of not having the same access to highly exploited non white workers among other things#but#I also want the completion of the transcontinental railroad to be a plot point in this story#and dont want to push that back too much#am i overthinking this?#definitely#can i stop?#absolutely not#ghost.txt#rambling in tags#fic: it's not the sky i'm asking for#i know i should be working on poll votes#but this fic has me in its grip rn and im not gonna fight it#thoughts/comments/opinions welcome
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Creator #search #insights #fyp by @ayatweb
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#Already today about 3.5 billion people Worldwide live under water stress. Due to climate change “global warming”#and pollution it is expected there will be Worldwide by 2050 about 50% less fresh water available while the growing World’s population thirs#bio#innovating and advancing industrial atmospheric water generation (“AWG”) technology#systems and and projects. Sky H2O’s industrial-grade AWG can be effectively deployed in a distributed manner#the ruthless exploitation of underground water sources
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the amount of people who still believe in bleeding and crying for the company. please sit down and prioritize watching some fucking tv.
#please do literally anything besides overwork for your employer#i commend doing a good job at the job that is yours but that is fucking it !! no more !! get out !!#jack off! play games! stare at the fucking sky. i don't care!! stop overworking!!! it's not commendable it's fucking dangerous stop it!!!#unions and the like exist bc companies will exploit misguided martyrism in a heartbeat please do not drink the motherfucking koolaid#people fought for the 8 hour workweek and it wasn't so that future generations would regress into sweating for a worse work/life balance!!!#if anything we should be striving to work Less hours!! LESS !!!! live a life for the love of FUCK!!! i have strong feelings about this!!!!
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As relentless rains pounded LA, the city’s “sponge” infrastructure helped gather 8.6 billion gallons of water—enough to sustain over 100,000 households for a year.
Earlier this month, the future fell on Los Angeles. A long band of moisture in the sky, known as an atmospheric river, dumped 9 inches of rain on the city over three days—over half of what the city typically gets in a year. It’s the kind of extreme rainfall that’ll get ever more extreme as the planet warms.
The city’s water managers, though, were ready and waiting. Like other urban areas around the world, in recent years LA has been transforming into a “sponge city,” replacing impermeable surfaces, like concrete, with permeable ones, like dirt and plants. It has also built out “spreading grounds,” where water accumulates and soaks into the earth.
With traditional dams and all that newfangled spongy infrastructure, between February 4 and 7 the metropolis captured 8.6 billion gallons of stormwater, enough to provide water to 106,000 households for a year. For the rainy season in total, LA has accumulated 14.7 billion gallons.
Long reliant on snowmelt and river water piped in from afar, LA is on a quest to produce as much water as it can locally. “There's going to be a lot more rain and a lot less snow, which is going to alter the way we capture snowmelt and the aqueduct water,” says Art Castro, manager of watershed management at the Los Angeles Department of Water and Power. “Dams and spreading grounds are the workhorses of local stormwater capture for either flood protection or water supply.”
Centuries of urban-planning dogma dictates using gutters, sewers, and other infrastructure to funnel rainwater out of a metropolis as quickly as possible to prevent flooding. Given the increasingly catastrophic urban flooding seen around the world, though, that clearly isn’t working anymore, so now planners are finding clever ways to capture stormwater, treating it as an asset instead of a liability. “The problem of urban hydrology is caused by a thousand small cuts,” says Michael Kiparsky, director of the Wheeler Water Institute at UC Berkeley. “No one driveway or roof in and of itself causes massive alteration of the hydrologic cycle. But combine millions of them in one area and it does. Maybe we can solve that problem with a thousand Band-Aids.”
Or in this case, sponges. The trick to making a city more absorbent is to add more gardens and other green spaces that allow water to percolate into underlying aquifers—porous subterranean materials that can hold water—which a city can then draw from in times of need. Engineers are also greening up medians and roadside areas to soak up the water that’d normally rush off streets, into sewers, and eventually out to sea...
To exploit all that free water falling from the sky, the LADWP has carved out big patches of brown in the concrete jungle. Stormwater is piped into these spreading grounds and accumulates in dirt basins. That allows it to slowly soak into the underlying aquifer, which acts as a sort of natural underground tank that can hold 28 billion gallons of water.
During a storm, the city is also gathering water in dams, some of which it diverts into the spreading grounds. “After the storm comes by, and it's a bright sunny day, you’ll still see water being released into a channel and diverted into the spreading grounds,” says Castro. That way, water moves from a reservoir where it’s exposed to sunlight and evaporation, into an aquifer where it’s banked safely underground.
On a smaller scale, LADWP has been experimenting with turning parks into mini spreading grounds, diverting stormwater there to soak into subterranean cisterns or chambers. It’s also deploying green spaces along roadways, which have the additional benefit of mitigating flooding in a neighborhood: The less concrete and the more dirt and plants, the more the built environment can soak up stormwater like the actual environment naturally does.
As an added benefit, deploying more of these green spaces, along with urban gardens, improves the mental health of residents. Plants here also “sweat,” cooling the area and beating back the urban heat island effect—the tendency for concrete to absorb solar energy and slowly release it at night. By reducing summer temperatures, you improve the physical health of residents. “The more trees, the more shade, the less heat island effect,” says Castro. “Sometimes when it’s 90 degrees in the middle of summer, it could get up to 110 underneath a bus stop.”
LA’s far from alone in going spongy. Pittsburgh is also deploying more rain gardens, and where they absolutely must have a hard surface—sidewalks, parking lots, etc.—they’re using special concrete bricks that allow water to seep through. And a growing number of municipalities are scrutinizing properties and charging owners fees if they have excessive impermeable surfaces like pavement, thus incentivizing the switch to permeable surfaces like plots of native plants or urban gardens for producing more food locally.
So the old way of stormwater management isn’t just increasingly dangerous and ineffective as the planet warms and storms get more intense—it stands in the way of a more beautiful, less sweltering, more sustainable urban landscape. LA, of all places, is showing the world there’s a better way.
-via Wired, February 19, 2024
#california#los angeles#water#rainfall#extreme weather#rain#atmospheric science#meteorology#infrastructure#green infrastructure#climate change#climate action#climate resilient#climate emergency#urban#urban landscape#flooding#flood warning#natural disasters#environmental news#climate news#good news#hope#solarpunk#hopepunk#ecopunk#sustainability#urban planning#city planning#urbanism
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Borderlands (too numerous to list)
List Of Media Where Something Fucked Up Happens To The Moon
despicable me (moon theft)
miraculous ladybug (moon split in half)
hermitcraft (moon big)
feel free to add
#first it gets made as a key to an ancient prison#then it has an apocalypse caused by industrial exploitation#then it almost gets destroyed again#then it gets MOVED OUT OF THE SKY#AND THEN IT GETS TELEPORTED TO GYTHIAN KNOWS WHERE#reblog#borderlands
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Thinking about how Rarity, Applejack and Fluttershy are all business owners. Meanwhile Pinkie Pie has an apprenticeship and Rainbow Dash starts the series in a dead-end job and eventually becomes a professional athlete. The horses have jobs. They earn money they can spend. Do the horses have economic theory? Characters like Filthy Rich indicate obvious wealth disparity exists. They live under horse capitalism. Does that mean there is also horse communism? Is there a horse Karl Marx? How does Celestia feel about her subjects using money to exploit eachother? Why doesn't she step in? Can Celestia be paid off to look the other way? Does Celestia also need money? She controls the fucking sun in the sky but she's still beholden to the power of capital? This is fucked
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quite a few games (even sky itself) try to incorporate gameplay elements that encourage players to interact/work together to achieve something
but nothing quite hits that for me like an eden run. we're all here together in the storm. doesnt matter that i dont know you, ill stay by your side
#wwaffles bein' an idiot#wwaffles plays sky#i havent played in a while so i forgot quite a lot (except for the oob exploit pfft)#but one thing you dont forget is the feeling of your first run😔 you gotta hold the moth's hand through it. You Gotta.
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knives out | lewis hamilton social media au
pairing: lewis hamilton x rosberg!reader
2016 saw the murder of brocedes right before our very eyes, but who got y/n in the will?
MASTERLIST | TIP JAR
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yourusername: back in barcelona! nothing has ever happened here, right? RIGHT?
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user1: when i'm in a victim of brocedes contest and y/n rosberg turns up
user2: nico was like "oh, lewis has had a good qualifying... here comes the curse"
user3: he's the hater we should all aspire to be
nicorosberg: barcelona is a beautiful place but you should pick your company well!
yourusername: great advice nico, i should've left you at home
nicorosberg: snore! i'm great company you just can't keep up with my great personality and wit
yourusername: what ever you need to tell yourself old man
nicorosberg: i'm two years older than you?
yourusername: how was the industrial revolution?
user4: i hope they never grow up and always argue in public
user5: omg the argument on sky about lewis v seb in canada... and jenson just stood there with the biggest shit-eating grin ever
lewishamilton: my trauma is not your joke
yourusername: it was my trauma too i was the one who had to listen to him complain for the next TWO WEEKS
lewishamilton: trying to find where i care...
yourusername: you complained first ??
lewishamilton: rightly so!
yourusername: do not tussle with me about this, by now i thought you'd know that us rosbergs don't play about complaining
lewishamilton: believe me my therapist knows that
user6: i know nico sat on his hands forcing himself not to comment back
user7: alternatively, celebrating that he still lives in lewis' head
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lewishamilton: @yourusername i may love you but if that man ever takes a picture of my car i'm putting a hit on his head
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user11: we got a relationship reveal and a death threat all in one post
user12: lewis saw yall ready to make a brocedes edit using this race and made sure you knew that he doesn't care about a his old haunts
user13: he was like yall shipping me with the wrong rosberg
yourusername: let's refrain from threats for now
lewishamilton: we're gonna have to get rid of that last name, no more curses
nicorosberg: RIGHT THAT IS IT IF YOU DARE GET MARRIED DOUBLE-BARRELLED OR ELSE, ROSBERGS ARE ELITE AND YOU WISH YOU HAD THIS NAME
yourusername: he does have a point
lewishamilton: i'm for real going to lose my mind that we haven't spoken in years and this is where he drew the line
nicorosberg: you told the world you're dating my sister at the same time as me
lewishamilton: stop cursing me then 🤨
nicorosberg: i don't curse you my devilish good looks just sent your engine into cardiac arrest
user14: i know toto wolff just fell to his knees in the mercedes garage seeing them bicker in instagram comments after making merc a literal warzone for years
user15: and yet this is the most brocedes way to go about it
georgerussell63: even if you're dating his sister, i'm still your favourite teammate right?
yourusername: valterri exists buddy soz
georgerussell63: *clutches my pearls*
lewishamilton: and that is exactly why valterri is my favourite teammate
georgerussell63: whatever 💁🏻♀️
charles_leclerc: not for long xx
yourusername: whoever can bring me the best coffee can get the crown?
lewishamilton: stop exploiting my teammate and future teammate
yourusername: that's what they're there for?
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user19: y/n ruining her brother's week - anything happen this week?
user20: more like year
nicorosberg: more like life
yourusername: drama queen
nicorosberg: as i should be !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yourusername: got enough exclamation marks in there buddy
nicorosberg: no open the door i need to scream directly in your ears
yourusername: if it's any consolation, the relationship started after 2016
nicorosberg: so he got me out of the way so he could go for my little sister 🤨
lewishamilton: yep!
nicorosberg: no i'm serious let me in i need to yell
nicorosberg: I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE I CAN HEAR ROSCOE
nicorosberg: fine i'll just abseil from my apartment give me a sec
user21: y/n please let him in he's so serious about that i can feel it
user22: anyone from monaco here and want to keep us updated?
danielricciardo: Y/N LET HIM IN HE NEARLY KICKED MY POTTED PLANT OFF THE BALCONY
yourusername: lol
danielricciardo: THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER PLEASE
lewishamilton: fine, you people are such bores
nicorosberg: i nearly lost a birkenstock
yourusername: and my inheritance nearly doubled
lewishamilton: *our
user23: i think lewis is having way too much fun with this
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nicorosberg: we're back at the track and i've got a sneaking feeling that the red bull might be fast around here
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user24: nico said babe won't catch me posting lewis on my instagram
maxverstappen1: sure thing buddy he's dating your sister, but there's NO NEED TO TAKE IT OUT ON ME
nicorosberg: i said you're going to win?
maxverstappen1: i DON'T NEED YOUR BAD JUJU GIVE IT TO LEWIS HE'S THE ONE YOU'RE ANGRY AT NOT ME
nicorosberg: i'm not angry at lewis
lewishamilton: really?
nicorosberg: OF COURSE NOT
yourusername: he'll get over it soon lewis don't worry
lewishamilton: really? he's still holding a grudge from 2016 - that was EIGHT YEARS AGO
yourusername: yeah sorry that's a rosberg trait ❤️
user25: not the grid becoming victims of the brocedes fall out eight years later
yourusername: you're so shady why did you crop lewis out?
nicorosberg: outfit wasn't on par with the rosbergs
yourusername: oh no
lewishamilton: HOW DARE YOU
yourusername: you queens can take this out on each other i'm not getting involved in this one
lewishamilton: i know this birkenstock wearing primadonna is not dissing my custom mcqueen
nicorosberg: it's custom because no one would want something so ugly 🫶🏻
user26: someone take nico off the parc ferme interviews lewis might just run him over
user27: he should just let roscoe at his ankles
nicorosberg: that vegan dog can't do shit to me
yourusername: leave the kids out of it nico
nicorosberg: you birthed that? my condolences to your reproductive system
lewishamilton: DO NOT FAT SHAME MY SON
roscoelovescoco: kill yourself @nicorosberg
user28: WTF IS GOING ON
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lewishamilton: he may have won the battle, but i won the war
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user29: bro you're going to be subjected to boho chic Christmases for the rest of your life
user30: guy is going to get poisoned via christmas nut roast by nico 😭
yourusername: this is corny but i love you
lewishamilton: i love you too i'm going to pretend you didn't just call my super thought out caption corny
yourusername: it was corny and that's what i love about you
nicorosberg: you need better standards
yourusername: for someone who had so much homoerotic tension with the man that you retired you're being very rude about the subject of such tension
nicorosberg: that's not how that went
yourusername: sure, jan
nicorosberg: stop trying to rewrite history
yourusername: i saw it with my own two eyes... are you jealous that i ended up with lewis instead of you?
nicorosberg: nO
user31: i feel like this is definitely not the argument i thought i would see on the internet today
user32: lewis hamilton got passed around the rosberg house ... this your goat?
user33: both rosbergs are hawt as hell so yes!
charles_leclerc: oh great, keep stoking the flames lewis! if you invoke his wrath upon ferrari next season i will personally sacrifice you to the gods
lewishamilton: excuse me?
charles_leclerc: i don't know if you know this but i kinda don't have a world championship yet ... I DO NOT WANT THE ROSBERG CURSE ATTACHED TO ME
lewishamilton: do not minimise my trauma charles
charles_leclerc: you haven't joined ferrari yet, you don't know trauma. be nice to him, i can't finish my career with max having more championships than me
maxverstappen1: skill issue
user34: do these people ever stop arguing?
yourusername: no! and i can assure you it's worse in person
user35: worst brocedes tussle since nico found out?
yourusername: i was making a list of people to invite to my birthday dinner and nico was angry that i wrote lewis' name before his
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yourusername: still a victim of the brocedes nuclear fallout all these years later
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user37: bro nearly lost her bf to her brother
user38: lewis couldn't have nico and went for his sister instead
user39: insert larry stylinson theory here that y/n is just the beard and toto wolff is simon cowell
yourusername: i'm blocking all of you
nicorosberg: still yapping about this ... and i'm the dramatic one
yourusername: babe we can all see all of your comments on previous posts where you're the literal definition of crashing out
nicorosberg: BARCELONA WAS LEWIS' FAULT WE ALL KNOW THIS
yourusername: when did i bring up barcelona... you just proved my point IDIOT
nicorosberg: make me sound insane all you want ... TOTO IS THE REAL VILLAIN HERE
yourusername: ???
nicorosberg: he notebooked us
yourusername: riiiiiiiiiiight
nicorosberg: i wrote lewis a letter when i retired and toto never gave it to him
yourusername: you're telling me i had to hide my relationship for so long because you trusted that austrian big foot fraud to be your messenger pigeon ?
user40: did we just get insane brocedes lore on a random tuesday?
user41: you're telling me it was toto's fault the whole time?
lewishamilton: well yes it would've been helpful to have gotten the letter, you have to admit the sneeking around was hot
yourusername: you're right 🤭🤭🤭
lewishamilton: hiding in your bathroom while nico came over to bitch about me was a personal highlight
nicorosberg: excuse me?
lewishamilton: i know we're trying to be better, so here's a compliment: you're very creative when being mean about me
nicorosberg: why thank you 😝
yourusername: nuh uh we ain't doing this shit
lewishamilton: don't worry y/n you'll always be my favourite
nicorosberg: but you'll never have our trip to greece :P
yourusername: i will strangle you britney
user42: y/n got brocedes to talk again, but at what cost?
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lewishamilton: got y/n's hand in marriage in the will (after i murdered her brother's career)
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user43: y/n can't escape brocedes even on her engagement post
user44: she (and them) will never get rid of it
yourusername: i love you baby, here's to the rest of our life (even if that includes you arguing with my brother for the rest of time)
lewishamilton: i love you even more, i'd go through all of that psychological warfare again and again if it means i still end up with you
yourusername: we've always had an invisible string
lewishamilton: and there's no one else i'd want to be cosmically tied to <3
user45: i might cry they're so cute
user46: that comment thread called me single in about 100 different languages
charles_leclerc: congratulations you two! also congratulations to me - no more rosberg curse!
yourusername: really? on this POST?
charles_leclerc: hold on girlypop, it was mr hamilton-rosberg that brought up your brother first not me
lewishamilton: you better get all this attitude out now charles
charles_leclerc: what? you gonna marry my brother?
yourusername: lol i'm not threatened by them
arthurleclerc: why am i being shaded?
user47: 2025 HURRY THE FUCK UP
nicorosberg: i guess you're finally getting the rosberg name you've always wanted ...
lewishamilton: yes... i have always had a crush on your sister
nicorosberg: GASP! PERVERT 🫵🏻 i have known you since we were 12 you GROSS MAN
lewishamilton: WELL YES I WAS ALSO 12 I'VE NOT ALWAYS BEEN 36 MORON
yourusername: well doesn't this just get me excited for christmas
user48: i know a monopoly board hate to see these three coming
yourusername: @nicorosberg can i have an actual congratulations???
nicorosberg: i'm happy for you, i'm glad you're happy (also he's loaded so slay)
yourusername: i'll take it!
lewishamilton: sure whatever thanks nico !
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note: lol finally finished this one! i have been very in and out on here, i have a lot going on x
#f1 imagine#f1 x reader#f1 instagram au#f1 x you#f1#f1 social media au#lewis hamilton x reader#lewis hamilton imagine#lewis hamilton#lewis hamilton fanfic#lewis hamilton x you#lewis hamilton instagram au
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