#skunk / answered.

[elderwisp]

𝘠𝘰 𝘲𝘶𝘪𝘴𝘪𝘦𝘳𝘢 𝘦𝘯𝘢𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘢𝘳𝘮𝘦 𝘗𝘦𝘳𝘰 𝘯𝘰 𝘱𝘶𝘦𝘥𝘰

[canisalbus]

Everyone's talking about how cute raccoons are, and while i agree wholeheartedly, all i can think about it the time i was at camp and i woke up to raccoons in our tent cause one was patting my ass through my cot, and then another grabbed one of the other girls' hands and she screamed and our councilor had to literally sweep the raccoons out of our tent with the broom she grabbed to hit intruders with lol. we made extra sure everything was zipped all the way closed after that

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[ask-indigo-park-swapped]

Howdy, how's everyone doing?

Mollie: I'm preparin' for my next adventure!

Rambley: Busy with maintenance on the trains...

Lloyd: I'm having a grrreat lunch at Aviary Station!

Salem: Just restocking my shop~ it's boring work, really.

[skunkes]

I might be stupid but is Al, Smunker, and Talon togetherrrr. Like a polycule or are they having a secret 3rd thing? Sorry if the answer is obvious jdjdj

theyre together! au (?) for cheye's survival

(general info doodle i made a few months ago) (i say au but idk it could become permanent in my daydream zone, Talon is meant to have his own canon but I like him too much and am bad at writing plots)

This is still a fairly recent development so the current needed-SOME-foundation lore is:

talon and al were as together as talon would allow at the time (so not really) but he liked Al most even amidst his anxieties about men. He leaves for a long while with no contact once he realizes he's getting toooooo comfortable with al, comes back for another round of comfort and gets attached again to both the guy he knew AND the guy's boyfriend

I dont think Talon actually likes being referred to as boyfriend by either of them, nor would he refer to them as his boyfriends, but the attachment and "role" is still there and that's what they loosely consider him (i have to explore this further, theres still a lot i dont know abt him) while also knowing he could just decide to leave again if he so wishes

[sparkly-caroline]

(SPOILERS FOR INDIGO PARK, WATCH OR PLAY THE GAME FIRST BEFORE READING THIS GUYS THANK YOU)

So lately I've been doing nothing but having Indigo Park let's plays in my ears while drawing, and the first chapter alone is peak gaming easy W (even as someone who isn't into horror)

And the two characters that I'm interested in the most right now are Lloyd and Salem. I wanna know more about them so bad.

Lloyd because of the beef between him and Rambley. Much like everyone else, I wanna know why is there beef between them. The only thing I know, from the collectables, is that they might've used Lloyd more, so... maybe he became a fan favorite in-universe and Rambley didn't like that? Also, is the beef ONLY with him and Rambley and the other characters would be okay having Lloyd around? idk. Also, because "Lloyd" is the only other monster that attacks you (or tries to attack you) in the game.

And Salem is the one I'm the most curious about, simply because of how little there is of her in the game (her? them? i don't know). Rambley never mentions her at all, and if you skip the pixel minigame all the game shows you of Salem is the broken cutout of her. Every other character gets a mandatory introduction EXCEPT Salem, hers is completely optional and easily missable depending on how you play the game. She doesn't even get a single collectable item! I mean come on, the AI at least he goes "ew Lloyd" every once in a while, please Rambley tell me something about Salem, I wanna know more of her/them so bad-

This is just me throwing out words here, there is no real proof of my theories I think, but I'm getting the feeling that those two MUST play some kind of big role in upcomming chapters. They've gotta, right? Even if it's not in Chapter 2, Chapter 3 at least? I mean, one's been established to be really disliked by the cutesy AI raccoon friend that seemingly likes everyone, and the other one is a complete mystery.

(Also Rambley's totally exes with one of them, you can pick which one, but at least ONE of them's gotta be an ex of Rambley's) /j

[drunkenskunk]

Did you name your mech after an old Texas soda that you can only find in Texas and like two other states near it????

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Red_(soft_drink)

As it happens: no! There are two reasons for the name.

Reason 1: Watsonian

The "official" name (or at least as much as anyone remembers) is R4GE MACHINE, because the serial number starts with R4, and it is a GMS Everest. However, "Big Red" is what everyone calls the mech, because it is big and chunky for a size 1, and it is covered in a billion different shades of red paint. The reason it's so big and chunky is because it used to be a Sagarmatha when it was built midway through the Hercynian Crisis, and, due to necessity, had to be downgraded to a smaller chassis after the Union Civil War.

(I need to update these sprites. I never got around to coloring them properly, except for the one red pixel for the optics, and I still need to add the Hunchback boombox on the right shoulder that houses the Leviathan heavy assault cannon.)

There is also a COMP/CON unit within the mech that calls itself RED. It's been online for the entire length of the mechs existence, and has embedded itself so thoroughly in the system hardware that it is impossible to get rid of it, no matter how many parts are replaced. The "personality" of this COMP/CON can be summarized "What if BT-7274, but he just kept losing pilots after Lastimosa?"

<<PROTOCOL 3: PROTECT THE PILOT>>

It is currently unknown - both in universe and otherwise - if there is any genuine paracausal tech hidden somewhere in the guts of Big Red, and that's why the COMP/CON is Like That... or maybe this is just what happens to what should be a non-sapient computer program when you keep it online for close to 500 years.

Reason 2: Doylist

Red is an old character of mine that I adapted into a mech for this Lancer game. Sort of. The mech has become something significantly different than the original character, because the reason for the COMP/CON's aggression is a version of robot PTSD: he has lost so many pilots over the years, and is determined not to lose another.

The original Red, however, is... well, take a look.

Red - at least, the original iteration of the character - was something I made when I was a very angry teenager. And I think it shows.

Red is like if the chaos god Khorne and the eldar's Kaela Mensha Kaine from Warhammer hatefucked and had an equally hateful baby. Red is a creature of unfiltered aggression. It is destructive rage manifest. It hates everything and everyone, and will not be satisfied until everything it hates is gone. Which is everything. The is no reason or justification or meaning for this hatred, and nothing to explain why it butchers and kills and destroys and murders its way across the stars; it simply IS.

And it cannot be contained.

That wedge-shaped hunk of metal on its head is not armor: it is all that remains of the last prison built in a desperate effort to stop its rampage. Red could get rid of the hunk of metal obscuring its vision at any time, but deliberately chooses to keep it in place as a cruel mockery of any and all who stand against it.

Two different starting points, two radically different stories, two different "individuals," but still technically the same character. At least, as far as I'm concerned.

I do this kind of thing all the time. Or... y'know, I did, back when my hands worked regularly. I make a character, turn them into a base template "starting point," and then slowly rework them into a new iteration, to fit whatever purpose I need to suit whatever setting I put them in.

So no, Big Red is not named after a soda lol

[ohbo-ohno]

After rotating your non con puppy play ghoap stories in my head non stop, I had a Thought:

There's fleshlights that are short and open ended called quickshots, and maybe Ghost decides one day not to cage his pup for their walk, but instead to be really mean and let Soap get hard, encourage it even, but shame Soap in the process. He slips the quickshot over just the head of Soap's cock where its so sensitive and then uses KT tape to adhere it to Soap's belly. As his pup crawls after him, the stimulation gets him hard and yay he's not caged but oh no now he's hard and his cock is out the end of the toy and on full display and he can't do anything about it and Ghost (or one of the others) comments on how the pup must be enjoying his walk, look his little cock is out of its "sheath". Can't stop crawling after Ghost, can't touch himself, can't stop the stimulation or get soft, just whimpers even more

(If this is too much I'm sorry, please ignore! - 🦨)

this is referencing my lil mini noncon puppy play verse - howling and barking, kinktober 11, kinktober 20, and this oneshot!! go read the triggers of at least one of them, they'll apply to this too :)

okay okay okay hello skunk you've come in with a hell of an ask for your first!!

my day 11 kinktober is (to my knowledge??) my only foray into public sex, and it was smth i did to try and push myself a bit - that day specifically is probably the only piece of my stuff that i felt actually kind of uncomfortable writing, it gets to me for some reason haha. public sex is usually a hard no for me

it also exists in that limbo kind of universe that any heavy bdsm erotica does, which is like "this is not at all realistic or really possible, but we're all horny here so get over it" yknow??

anywayssss

i had to google quickshots (here, for those curious lol) and (1) they will almost definitely be making an appearance in my stuff at some point because you cannot tell me that ghost wouldn't edge soap with that and (2) im obsessed with your vision

smth about soap's dick being taped to his stomach... keeps trying to hump something to get any stimulation but all it does is rub the head of his dick against his abs :( maybe if he works had enough the quickshot will shift just the tiniest bit, but it's never enough to do anything for him

he'll be kneeling beside ghost outside while the other man smokes a cigarette, quivering and just barely shifting his hips, whimpering and whining cause he's so desperate but he doesn't want to humiliate himself further :( inches his hips just a little further up once and yips real loudly, nearly crumples in on himself when he hears laughter

nearly collapses on the walk back to their room because he's so fucking close and ghost just drags him along, nearly strangles him with the leash :( johnny's yipping and barking, trying so hard to crawl fast enough and the way his chest heaves and the way he curls in on himself a bit rubs his cock just right and he's got the really long, really miserable orgasm as ghost drags him along :( hears ghost groan and complain about being tired of having to clean up after his puppy :(

[heavyweponguy]

Ayo what the fuck that dude just ate my grenade

[I say, staying still as to not to upset the bread on my back]

Da. Don't know what's wrong with that person.

*skunk is all curled up an has started sleeping*

(Mod here, heavy has re entered his room.)

[hansuart]

Yuki/Tumble doodles 🦊💗🦨

[sbnkalny]

it's 2028, your husband comes up and smacks your butt as you're unplugging the crockpot full of buffalo chicken dip, your friends have turned the dining room table into a beer pong tournament, the kids are laughing from the playroom, it's super bowl sunday and your heart is full

They will feed on all types of OWL: hooded owl, Leather owl, lesser small owl, rainbow owl, prison owl, BALD OWL, double-crested owl, powerful owl, shoebill Owl, swallow-tailed owl, vermilion owl, western meadow owl, buffalo owl, skunk owl, house owl, whispering Owl

[listenupcupcakes]

My cat...

I DON'T REMEMBER A CAT IN THE SANCUTARY

[skunkflesh]

Very random but read your reblog and was like “omg a fellow skunk who’s also an eldritch dead thing!” Lol

So a big hello to you! :>

Hihi! Not good at answering asks unless I get a direct question, so hello fellow skunk and eldritch dead thing 🤝

[ask-indigo-park-swapped]

Os, Salem, what type of potions do you make ?

Health potions, strength potions, speed potions, sleep potions... There's a couple more, but those aren't relevant right now.

Here's one I call a waking potion - it's actually just pure caffine with food dye~

I'm currently working on making a potion that would let you float ~ Mollie might need it on her next trip.

<5 asks until Tethered Isles Exploration event.>

[askhugsworthy]

You remember how I posted about this in 2021?  Neither do I!  It was totally planned for World Cup 2022.  Yup.  100% intentional.  Anywho, meet another anonball team, this time with a coach.  Left to right, back row: @ask-summer-epos @aerialaim @ask-jetstream @unlocktheaskblog @whirlwindflux @flashtheponyofwind Front row: @nicholausc @aura-answers @ask-canterlot-academy @diode-the-skunk Here’s an alternate with slightly different cropping

[drunkenskunk]

God you are so right about 40k and the T'au, I love my blue boys but they've been squandered so much it genuinely hurts lol. Makes me wanna make a fanon au of the setting instead ngl

So what's stopping you?

One of the things I loved seeing back in The Old Days Of Posting, was people coming up with AU settings of 40k. That kinda shit is fun, and it feels very in keeping with the spirit of Oldhammer, which is silly and ridiculous and fun.

Brighthammer 40k, the Dornian Heresy, The Shape of the Nightmare to Come... hell, I've seen people turn 40k into the stereotypical coffee shop AUs, and there was even that one time the /tg/ hivemind seemed to spontaneously create that Warhammer High thing. To say nothing of Love Can Bloom.

Now I don't know if I'm just old, or I just don't go to the right websites anymore because the internet has become 3 websites that we all hate due to capitalism, but I really wish people would do more fun shit like that again. Seems like all I see lately is dickheads arguing with each other going "No, you can't do that, it's not canon!"

If you want to make a fanon AU, go for it! It is literally impossible for anyone other than yourself to stop you!

But if you do, let me know, because I want to see it.

[badstepsmoving]

For Skunk !!!

is there a small habit that they do every day?

what's their guilty pleasure tv show?

do they collect anything?

did they / do they still play pokemon go? ( we're playing this as we speak, your honour, we must know )

is there a small habit that they do every day?

i'm not sure if this counts, but skunk does get out on skateboard every day ( weather permitting, of course. he does live in chicago ). being outside always helps him feel better, and he loves to skate around the city. if he doesn't end up getting outside to skate, he ends up feeling antsy and cooped up.

what's their guilty pleasure tv show?

skunk's guilty pleasure tv show is anything on the food network. skunk is not a great cook, so he loves to watch the food network to try and get ideas. he never actually does any of the recipes that he learns. he just likes watching it and dreaming of a day that he can cook more than a packet of ramen.

do they collect anything?

yes! skunk has a really hard time getting rid of things, so he collects lots of little things. bottle caps and can tabs are a big one. he has a empty handle bottles that are filled with them. he also collects little rocks and stones, and different trash that he finds if it looks interesting enough.

did they / do they still play pokemon go?

i personally know nothing about pokemon go but i feel like skunk does play it. the whole band, honestly. i feel like when the app was first released the band was out and about constantly. i feel like he would still play it now. something fun to pass the time.

headcanon meme, @solarisgod, accepting!