#skip marooch

[darlingzelda]

Nonsense rant

So has anyone else here seen Bee and Puppycat: Lazy in Space???

I personally LOVE the show and find it so whimsical and cute, as well as endearing. I mostly watch it while I’m eating or doing something that doesn’t require a lot of attention.

One of the most underrated characters is Howell.

HOW DOES NO ONE TALK ABOUT HIM?!?!

He’s adorable and a little bit bossy, but that’s what makes him funny! He’s also named after one of the greatest movie protagonists of all time, Howl Jenkins (from Howl’s Moving Castle), which is a popular character brought to life by Studio Ghibli. (And yes, I know there’s an HMC book by Diana Wynne Jones! I read it!)

Anyway, we definitely need more Howell content. This man is perfect! Literally! He runs a cat cafe with all of his siblings, HE TAKES CARE OF THE LITTLE KITTIES, and he’s so hilariously absorbed in how beautiful he is. Just look at that fluffy hair!!

If you needed more convincing, Howell is voiced by stand-up comedian and voice actor Kumail Nanjiani, who also did the voice of Prismo in Adventure Time and the voice of Celebrity chef Skip Marooch in Bob’s Burgers.

Howell has several appearances in the show, and we know these facts about him:

He’s the fourth oldest Wizard sibling. (Merlin, Wesley, Crispin, Howell, Tim, Cass, Deckard)

He’s 29 years old and has his 30th birthday in the show.

He likes to eat birthday cake in the morning.

He’s a cat person and drives a cat cafe-themed van.

His favorite things are spa days, shampoos for his hair, selfies, cats, going running on the beach, and bossing people around.

He only opened the cat cafe because he likes to boss people around and he also loves his kitties.

He’s very careful about his appearance and dreads getting gray hairs or wrinkles.

He lives in an apartment with the rest of his siblings and Toast.

He fired Bee for eating the food she was supposed to serve and napping on the clock.

He takes care of the financial aspects of running the cafe while also working as a server.

Howell was employee of the month almost every month.

HOW DOES NO ONE TALK ABOUT HIM?!?!?!

I need to find the rest of the Bee and Puppycat community 😭

[arriaburgers]

Figured I could use my blog this to share some upcoming information about the show, so here's all of the cast members revealed to be appearing in Season 15! Skip Marooch and Ian Amberson are very surprising, and Miss Bisselbender too! I didn't think Tina Fey would be doing more than one episode

Also, it's likely that Thomas Lennon and Samantha Bee will be voicing Chuck and Pam since Bouchard clumped them together during the panel (however, the video source provided cut off before he could reveal their roles)

Note that this isn't all of the guest stars! There's still some common actors like David Herman, Bobby Tisdale, and Brooke Dillman that the video didn't confirm, but Eric Bauza is also confirmed to be in Dad-urday Kite Fever (unknown if that'll be a Season 15 episode though)!

Here's the page with the information and the sources: https://bobs-burgers.fandom.com/wiki/Season_15

[yahoo201027]

Day in Fandom History: May 22…

Bob becomes a victim of the kids' prank war when he gets stuck on the toilet just as he is about to get ready for an interview for a magazine, organized by friend of the restaurant Skip Marooch. The 100th Episode of Bob’s Burgers and Season 6 finale, “Glued, Where’s My Bob?” premiered on this day, 8 Years Ago.

[scholarofgolb]

i love skip marooch bobs burgers hes literally just prismo they are one and the same skip marooch got old and transcended the space time continuum and then took a forever nap

[constantlyscreaminghere]

when will Skip return from the war

[wirtdonut]

One time I watched one of those YouTube videos that's like "fifty things you missed in Bobs Burgers" and they said that "the series never really tells us whether Bob's Burgers are actually good or not"

BRO DID WE WATCH THE SAME SHOW

[i-hate-jay]

jays movie voice actor was in a show i was watching i thought i recogised the voice

also “can i sniff your butt?”

[chanceyrambling]

Bob's Burgers Movie Pitch

• A chance meeting between Bob's rich friend Warren Fitzgerald and famous chef Skip Marooch leads to an opportunity to open the restaurant of his dreams

• Linda encourages Bob to go after his dream, and insists he consult his father whose health has recently been on the decline

• Mr Frond announces to the school that a talent scout for a music and arts school is coming to recruit new students, and that a talent show will be held for students.

• Gene decides he's going to enter the talent show with an original musical number. The rest of the film is depicted as a musical as Gene tries to determine what he wants to sing for the show.

• Tina is preparing to graduate from middle school to high school, but she's thrown for a loop when Jimmy Jr asks her to be his girlfriend once summer starts. She's conflicted as to whether she wants to be single going in to high school or finally be with the boy she's been pining after.

• Louise, realizing she may lose both of her siblings if Gene gets into the art school, hatches a plot to ruin the talent show with the help of Rudy, Darryl, Andy, Ollie, and Milly.

• Bob and Linda get their new restaurant, Bob's Burger Bistro, on the pier. Things begin running smoothly at first, but the large staff and work load weighs on Bob.

• Gene has problems writing his musical number for the talent show and tries talking to Bob about it, but is turned away.

• Bob and Linda get into an argument about his overworking and becoming distant with the kids as they aren't working in the restaurant as much.

• Tina continues hanging out with Jimmy Jr while debating being his girlfriend. She's further conflicted when she discovers Zeke has feelings for her.

• Louise works on her plan to sabotage the talent show, but Rudy confronts her motives and points out that she can't let things go, much like how she's never been able to take off her hat.

• Bob's father has a heart attack and is taken to the hospital, but Bob stays for the dinner rush while Linda goes to the hospital.

• Bob finishes the shift and closes the restaurant when Linda shows back up and informs him that his father didn't survive. Bob breaks down outside the store while Gene watches on.

• The day of the talent show arrives a week later  and Gene and Louise are getting ready for the big night. Linda asks Bob to go support Gene, and he relents.

• The night of the talent show starts, and Louise and co. start to enact their plan to ruin it.

• Tina goes to the show with Jimmy Junior, but a fight erupts between him and Zeke in the hallway before the show. Zeke reveals that Jimmy Junior only asked Tina out because he was afraid of getting bullied as a freshman and having a girlfriend would protect him.

• Gene starts his musical number right as Louise is going to finalize her sabotage on a rafter above the stage. Gene enacts a scene about Bob when he found about his father dying, and he sings about wanting to make him proud and wishing they had more time together.

• Bob is moved to tears by Gene's performance and realizes he was happier running a small restaurant with his family.

• Louise is also moved, realizing how much Gene loves to perform and how great he is at it. She feels selfish for trying to stifle his dreams and tells her crew that the plan is off.

• Louise starts walking down off the rafters, but slips and catches her hat in a rafter. Bob and Linda run to the stage to save her, and Bob shouts that the only way is for Louise to take off her hat. She relents, but finally let's go and falls into Bob's arms.

• Cut to a few months later. The bistro is closed, but the Belcher family is gathering around the old restaurant for the Grand Re-re-re-re-opening.

•  Zeke is there too, having been hired on as a trainee grill cook. Tina hints that she may have a crush on him now, too.

• Louise talkes to Gene starting at the art school soon, and he says he's nervous but excited. Gene asks if she's gonna be okay without him, but she reassures him that she'll be fine just as her crew shows up.

• Linda asks Bob if he's happy giving up his dream to cook all day with her, and he tells her that is his dream and they kiss.

• The fucking END.

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Leif

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[krokodile]

mr. ambrose - 

house: slytherin

wand: poplar, unicorn core, 10 3/4 in, unyielding

‘If you seek integrity, search first among the poplars,’ was a great maxim of my grandfather, Gerbold Ollivander, and my own experience of poplar wands and their owners tallies exactly with his. Here is a wand to rely upon, of consistency, strength and uniform power, always happiest when working with a witch or wizard of clear moral vision. There is a tired old joke among lesser wandmakers that no poplar wand has ever chosen a politician, but here they show their lamentable ignorance: two of the Ministry’s most accomplished Ministers for Magic, Eldritch Diggory and Evangeline Orpington, were the possessors of fine, Ollivander-made poplar wands.

Unicorn hair generally produces the most consistent magic, and is least subject to fluctuations and blockages. Wands with unicorn cores are generally the most difficult to turn to the Dark Arts. They are the most faithful of all wands, and usually remain strongly attached to their first owner, irrespective of whether he or she was an accomplished witch or wizard.

Minor disadvantages of unicorn hair are that they do not make the most powerful wands (although the wand wood may compensate) and that they are prone to melancholy if seriously mishandled, meaning that the hair may ‘die’ and need replacing.  - garrick ollivander

patronus: orangutan (i would’ve said a cat, just so he could bitch about having a stereotypical witch patronus.  or maybe an elephant.)

Gentle and solitary, orangutans are known for their reasoning skills and the agility with which they navigate the forest. Orangutans know how to use their surroundings to their advantage. They can make ordinary objects into tools and share learned behaviors with their young. The orangutan Patronus will use its intelligence and dexterity to get you out of any jam.  - mugglenet

skip marooch - 

house: gryffindor (nah he’s a hufflepuff)

wand: redwood, unicorn core, 11 1/4 in, brittle

Wand-quality redwood is in short supply, yet constant demand, due to its reputation for bringing good fortune to its owner. As is usually the case with wandlore, the general populace have the truth back to front: redwood wands are not themselves lucky, but are strongly attracted to witches and wizards who already possess the admirable ability to fall on their feet, to make the right choice, to snatch advantage from catastrophe. The combination of such a witch or wizard with a redwood wand is always intriguing, and I generally expect to hear of exciting exploits when I send this special pairing out from my workshop.

Unicorn hair generally produces the most consistent magic, and is least subject to fluctuations and blockages. Wands with unicorn cores are generally the most difficult to turn to the Dark Arts. They are the most faithful of all wands, and usually remain strongly attached to their first owner, irrespective of whether he or she was an accomplished witch or wizard.

Minor disadvantages of unicorn hair are that they do not make the most powerful wands (although the wand wood may compensate) and that they are prone to melancholy if seriously mishandled, meaning that the hair may ‘die’ and need replacing.- garrick ollivander

patronus:  st. bernard

Despite its large and intimidating size, the St. Bernard is known to be kind, loving, and gentle. Great with families and very loyal, the St. Bernard will always be by your side. They are quick to protect family members who may be in danger and often act as a guardian for those around them. Strong and powerful due to their size, the St. Bernard will fight off Dementors and stand by you, come what may.  - mugglenet

Those with this patronus are playful and bright in character. To cast this patronus takes a large and loyal heart.

People with this Patronus are typically thoughtful and committed. Once they pledge allegiance to someone, those who cast the st Bernard show true commitment to friends, family and lovers. Ever thoughtful, those who cast this patronus can seem in their own world.

Those who cast the St Bernard are very positive and emotional, often warm and bright. Those with the St Bernard can sometimes be hurt easily by others but more often than not, offer a ray of sunshine in a dark world.

Often adventurous, conjurers of this patronus are always looking for fun. Often following a quest all of their own.

This patronus is most commonly found in Hufflepuff but also common in Ravenclaw and Gryffindor. It is unusual but possible for this patronus to be in Slytherin. - patronusmeaning.tumblr.com

dillon - 

house: ravenclaw (we know nothing about her, so...sure)

wand: acacia, unicorn core, 12 1/4 in, quite bendy

A very unusual wand wood, which I have found creates tricky wands that often refuse to produce magic for any but their owner, and also withhold their best effects from all but those most gifted. This sensitivity renders them difficult to place, and I keep only a small stock for those witches or wizards of sufficient subtlety, for acacia is not suited to what is commonly known as ‘bangs-and-smells’ magic. When well-matched, an acacia wand matches any for power, though it is often underrated due to the peculiarity of its temperament.

Unicorn hair generally produces the most consistent magic, and is least subject to fluctuations and blockages. Wands with unicorn cores are generally the most difficult to turn to the Dark Arts. They are the most faithful of all wands, and usually remain strongly attached to their first owner, irrespective of whether he or she was an accomplished witch or wizard.

Minor disadvantages of unicorn hair are that they do not make the most powerful wands (although the wand wood may compensate) and that they are prone to melancholy if seriously mishandled, meaning that the hair may ‘die’ and need replacing.  - garrick ollivander

patronus: granian winged horse (very rare) (i didn’t even know these existed, but i would’ve given her a raven, cuz she’s goth af)

Granians are winged horses known for their immense speed. In Norse mythology, the hero Sigurd had a horse named Grani, who was said to run faster than the wind. With this speed, the Granian Winged Horse is bound to run down Dementors without a problem.  - mugglenet

[yahoo201027]

February 21: Happy 46th Birthday to Pakistani-American Actor and Comedian Kumail Nanjiani, who provided the voices of both the Wish Master who is a manifestation of an old man’s dream and a good friend to Jake as the character of Prismo on Adventure Time; and the world-renowned chef and author who was impressed by Bob’s cooking skills as the character of Skip Marooch on Bob’s Burgers.

[dineshgilfoyle]

New crush: Skip Marooch

[yahoo201027]

February 21: Happy 45th Birthday to Pakistani-American Actor and Comedian Kumail Nanjiani, who provided the voices of both the Wish Master who is a manifestation of an old man’s dream and a good friend to Jake as the character of Prismo on Adventure Time; and the world-renowned chef and author who was impressed by Bob’s cooking skills as the character of Skip Marooch on Bob’s Burgers.

[yahoo201027]

Day in Fandom History: May 22…

Bob becomes a victim of the kids' prank war when he got stuck on the toilet just as he was about to get ready for an interview for a magazine, organized by friend of the restaurant Skip Marooch. The 100th Episode of Bob’s Burgers and Season 6 Finale, “Glued, Where’s My Bob?” premiered on this day, 7 Years Ago.

[yahoo201027]

Day in Fandom History: May 22…

Bob becomes a victim of the kids' prank war when he got stuck on the toilet just as he was about to get ready for an interview for a magazine, organized by friend of the restaurant Skip Marooch. The 100th Episode of the Series and Season 6 Finale, “Glued, Where’s My Bob?” premiered on this day, 6 Years Ago.

[yahoo201027]

February 21: Happy 44th Birthday to Pakistani-American Actor and Comedian Kumail Nanjiani, who provided the voices of both the Wish Master who is a manifestation of an old man’s dream and a good friend to Jake as the character of Prismo on Adventure Time; and the world-renowned chef and author who was impressed by Bob’s cooking skills as the character of Skip Marooch on Bob’s Burgers.