ACAB. Wishing all transphobes and antisemites a swift trip to hell. Shitlib Jew-lover and proud of it.I stand with human beings, not countries.Life begins at birth and ends at death. The death penalty is murder. Civilians worldwide deserve protection and freedom regardless of race, religion or nationality. Life is not a privilege for those we deem worthy. NO ONE DESERVES TO DIE. No exceptions.(That said if someone just does it already, I'm not gonna be, like, sad or anything.)This blog is mostly SFW aside from languageDon't call me queer; I respect your labels; please respect mine.Still recording audio of every show I see but not really trading anymore, just ask me if there's something you want.
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i genuinely, truly love it when people tag my posts as "stickers". because postage stamps ARE stickers! they're stickers with jobs :)
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This had the potential to be the premise of a Lifetime original
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"empowering women by sending katy perry to space for 2 minutes" shut the fuck up. samantha cristoforetti was the first female commander of the international space station and she became an astronaut because of star trek. and there is a real chance she is a kirk/spock shipper
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“nothing tastes as good as skinny feels”
damn you must suck at cooking. check out some youtube tutorials man. i believe in you.
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Out of a moment of aching sadness and fury and manic impulsivity, a wizard turns a killer whale trapped in a theme park aquarium into a human so she can smuggle it out of the park and back into the wild.
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"what did students do before chatgpt?" well one time i forgot i had a history essay due at my 10am class the morning of so over the course of my 30 minute bus ride to school i awkwardly used by backpack as a desk, sped wrote the essay, and got an A on it.
six months later i re-read the essay prior to the final exam, went 'ohhhh yeah i remember this', got a question on that topic, and aced it.
point being that actually doing the work is how you learn the material and internalize it. ChatGPT can give you a short cut but you won't build you the the muscles.
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*beginning to suspect my roommate is a pulley* hey man would you mind picking up this big crate by changing the direction of applied force, thereby reducing the force needed? no reason
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maidens if you are going to flee dramatically from my castle in the middle of the night once i reveal my true nature to you please leave your candelabra on the little ledge by the portcullis we are running out of them
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his sexuality crisis would NOT involve him researching micro-identites to find the exact one to label his attraction. he's a forty year old man, he's calling himself gay and never thinking about it again
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writing historical fic set in real places is so scary. what if someone who knows more about Philadelphia's timeline to move from gas to electric streetlamps reads my fanfiction and laughs at me
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I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters
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Duck in a cup
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