#skinidi are you sima

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all of the memories so close to me just fade away.

JoeHawley x Ekitten/some person fanfic (angst)

IM SO SORRY I DIDN'T WANNA MAKE THIS😭😭😭 THIS IS A JOKE I PROMISE

Some person was lonely and needed a discord alpha for nitro, so they went into a NewJeans Stans discord server, there some person found a user named wHaleJoey, some person dm'd them and just straight up asked "hey, can I be your Ekitten in exchange for nitro?", Joe always wanted someone to troll and spoil, so he accepted with no regrets. Some minutes later, Joe did a face reveal, catfishing as Han Jisung (who wouldn't), Some Person got tricked, so she showed their real face, "Oh my gosh, a teen.. Perfect." Joe said behind that screen, they voice called, and Joe had a mafia-ish voice so some person started falling in love. Some months later, they wanted to meet up. Joe clearly didn't want to show his true identity, yet didn't wanna upset them, so he accepted. When some person landed at his house, some person got shocked. "You aren't Han Jisung of Stray kids..? But Joe Hawley from tally hall? Unbelievable!" Some person exclaimed, Joe started chasing them in a skinidi toilet.

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Intro again welele!

Background Information:

-I am still in childhood years don't be weird

-I am Arle. Yes I named myself after my genshin main

-Preferred names are Arlechi, Domi, Ann is accepted, Somi, and Nox!1!1

Interests:

-Project Sekai

-Genshin Impact

-Bandori

Artists I love for themselves + my favorite songs from them

-Avril Lavigne, Things I'll Never Say + Mobile

-Tally Hall, Two Wuv + You & Me

-NewJeans, Hurt + How Sweet

-Ive, Crush + Eleven

Artists I like for their music

-Beabadoobee

-Mitski

-Artic Monkeys

-TV Girl

-Laufey

-Taylor Swift

That's skibidi it! 1! 1! I make sarcastic fanfics sometimes and I enjoy dhar mann

DNI List

-"Illit is copying Jeanz4Free!" BANNED. Get out

-basic dni, non toxic comshippers r okay! 1! 1

-people who enjoy diddy & drake jokes. get out

address me by any pronouns im just safest w he him and they them

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I broke my ankle 2 months ago why does it still hurt