#sk8tr boy

[flock-of-cassowaries]

Now that I am Middle Aged(tm), many popular songs from my youth are pleasantly nostalgic, and distinctly more enjoyable than they were at the time.

Such is not the case for “Skater Boi”.

It actually sounds far, far worse than I remembered.

Like, I remember that I hated it in the summer of 2003 when I was employed in a shoe store in Canada where it would play several times a shift on Kool FM.

“Wait,” I remember thinking, “did she really just rhyme ‘skater boy’ with ‘later boy’? In the chorus? That’s like… shamefully bad…”

But what I didn’t fully appreciate at the time was that the guitar tone, and the guitar line itself, is also grating AF.

And also, like, lord Avril, women are allowed to have preferences, and like… I don’t know, hon, maybe you should interrogate why you have this weird animosity towards a woman you don’t know.

Like, what has said ‘boy’ told you about her to make you hate her, and how much of that is actually even true?

And what does he gain from you hating her?

I also do not understand why the first daughter of Napanee - who most assuredly can actually sing well* - sounds so flat and terrible on her most popular recordings.

It feels like someone in the booth must have been telling her to do it again, but worse.

* I know Ms. Lavigne can actually sing, because she once stopped in at a recording studio I used to frequent to record radio promos, and while she was there, she did an a capella version of one of her songs; the studio guy sneakily kept a copy of it, and it got passed around, and it was fucking amazing. Blew my mind.

[sb-zn-shn]

Adaman as a Skateboarder on my Modern AU because breakdancing wasn't enough floor time for him 😌💎

[flirtygh0ul]

[an-albino-pinetree]

Warnings: Suggestive, suggestive humour, Selfship

MINORS OR AGELESS BIOS DO NOT INTERACT - doesn’t matter if it’s not true nsfw/ joke content!

I’m gonna post this part separately ✨

And will take it down, if need be! 👍🏻

[84reedsy]

Just had to applaud Bret's fit here.

Jorts for daaaaaaays

[cfrick]

Tumblr didnt like this one so you can view the full thing over here instead. Ram boy strap too sexy ig.

[servicetopglinda]

She was a gamer girl

She said “I’m a gamer girl”

She was a gamer and a girl

Now she’s a gamer girl

She’s a gamer and she’s a girl

She is a gamer and a girl

[musecheerios]

Even thinking about Goten makes her giggle...he's a major dork, but it's what makes him fun and cute to boot...really cute. She wouldn't really call him that to his face just yet though, even if she were teasing. She kept thinking about their kisses...her flushed face halfway sunk into the water.

[kalscattergood]

Him(bo): Oh shit you look like a hot lesbian.

Me: (wearing a baseball cap backwards) I look like a hot 90s skater chick.

Him(bo): Yeah, so hot lesbian.

[xamaxenta]

Holy fuck people liked this guess ill draw Ace and kid luffy again👏🏽

Punk ass skater boy Ace takes his kid brother to the skate park and end up having to wander into a nearby artisan coffee shop to ask for a bandaid when Luffy takes a tumble and scrapes his knee (modern au, Luffy has hemophilia, his blood doesnt clot so every scrape is taken seriously, he has a medical bracelet n stuff)

Marco who’s kindly decided to relieve Thatch of his fancy barista position for the day (hes bored let him meet people) assists the two

Lucky for the brothers Marcos a doctor :3

Anyway meetcute

[slrprki]

SK8TR B0Y

skater keeho x male reader

tags/cw: flirting ofc, suggestive undertone, keeho’s kind of desperate, m/n usage, he/him pronouns, i guess a plot twist??

authors note: this is for sure gonna be a series. i’m doing this with all of the idols i write!! cause i just need skater idols flirting with m/n. THATS IT THATS ALL! enjoy pookies.

the night sky shined its glory while the soft autumn wind blew along a slight cool breeze. m/n zipped up his jacket, tucking his hands into his pockets. he promised his friend that he’d finally take up his offer and go to the skate park with him.

the male walked on the sidewalk, his boots crunching on fallen leaves within each step. where could this park even be? they had many of them around town. it wasn’t helping that his friend wasn’t responding to his texts either. every question sent still shown up as delivered. m/n let out an content sigh as he came up towards another park. his legs practically ached from the journey he’s made on foot.

the park wasn’t as packed as he thought it would be. maybe this is one of the less popular ones. he made his way inside, observing the people around him. no sign of him. oh well, he suppose he could sit down and take a small break. just as he turned around to find somewhere to sit, he heard a noise. someone whistled.. was that towards him? “is it my birthday or what? didn’t think I’d be getting free eye candy tonight.” a voice spoke up, walking towards m/n. he whipped his head around, giving the male a confused stare. “excuse me?” he said, turning his body to the male completely, taking more a defensive stance.

“relax, baby. just couldn’t help but notice a thing like you.” the blue haired man said, shamelessly looking the other up and down. “what’s someone like you doing out here, cutie?” he questioned, licking his teeth and keeping his deep gaze on m/n. “i’m just looking for a friend.. did you need something?” “is your number too much to ask for?” he asked with a wink. m/n’s eyes widened. the man in front of him was attractive and quite tempting. he’s been told many times that he shouldn’t trust skater boys. they’re all known for being hoes, but the way this man looked into his eyes.. no. he can’t just give some dude his number like that. he has to earn it.

“i don’t just do flings. if you really want to get with me, you got to prove yourself.” this only made the male in front of him smirk. “oh so you’re a feisty one, huh? i can easily break down those walls.” he moved closer, starting to observe the others facial features. “i don’t even know your name.” m/n crossed his arms, standing back. “keeho. yoon keeho. you’ll learn it easily. soon enough, you’ll be screaming it.”

the males face flushed. who just says that to a stranger? “well, yoon keeho, i have to go find my friend now..” m/n trailed off, feeling his phone buzz in his pocket. he instantly pulled it out, answering quickly.

“hello?”

“hey! sorry m/n for dodging your texts. i’ve been at the park for a few hours and i don’t see you.” his friend said.

“oh.. i’ve been to 4 different ones. i’m at the one near this school.”

“oh!” m/n suddenly heard laughter.

“what’s so funny?”

“i’m there as well. i’ll come find you!”

m/n was about to say something before phone suddenly hung up. he then groaned. “look, it was nice talking to you.. i guess? my friend’s actually here so i’m going to go.” the male was about to walk off until the sight of his friend came into few. the male skated over, smiling brightly. “hey m/n!” he said, coming to an abrupt stop, giving him a quick side hug. “m/n, i didn’t know you knew keeho.” m/n brought his gaze over to keeho who stood right next to him. “i don’t. i just met him a few minutes ago.” “i see. i’ve been meaning to introduce you to him. he’s my cousin!”

“WHAT?!”

[mrsfoone]

My semi-sister woke up with a new trans anthem in her brain so I had to write the lyrics. (Please excuse the weird formatting. I'm too lazy to fix it on mobile.)

Transgender Boi

(Sk8tr Boi- Avril Lavigne)

She was a boy

He was a girl

Can I make it any more obvious?

They've got hormones

And shots on weekdays

What more can I say?

She's just a him

He's just a her

No secret there's lots of thems as well

And all of her friends support them with love

They've got no problems with store bought hormones

She's never been a boy

She said "see ya later boy"

Pronouns are not that hard to get

Gender's not in your pants

It's all hormone circumstance.

If they can smile then who's it hurt?

[yaixournnn]

Fatass who never showered ever terrorizes sk8tr/ gaymer boy

[wyervan]

Holy crow i LOVE that you’ve done an expression sheet ?? And that cool background texture?? The palette—TOP. The y2k/grunge—NAILED. Lore—JUICY.

Ough and ty for sharing all your backstory notes. Yes Sun n Moon actually terrible clowns and get pelted with tomatoes all the time. Dw bout it 😛

what a great character 🥰

⭐️ Finally done, wooooh!!! ⭐️

Throwing my existing FNAF sona into @wyervan ‘s Slasher AU!

Just in case the font is hard to read, I’ll put their info here too!:

Rylee, Final Girl Sona for DCA Slasher AU!

27 | Any Pronouns | Genderfluid, Biromantic Demisexual

Info:

-5’2

-Struggles with anxiety and chronic GI pain.

-Often rambles when nervous or excited, talks a lot with hands.

-Horror movie and popcorn enjoyer.

-Skateboard is her only mode of transportation, can’t drive.

-Works at the theater across the street from the Arcade, their boss is a dick.

-Visits the arcade to play the games when on break.

-Becomes friendly with the two weirdos who own the place.

-Is after a unique red gator plush stuck in a claw machine that is near impossible to win.

(Moon purposefully jams it in difficult to reach spots just to mess with her.)

Extra info and whatnot that’s been swimming around in my dome piece under the cut:

-A bad GI flare up leads to an incident of calling into work last minute, pissing off her boss.

-Next day he’s shouting at her outside the theater, causing a scene, and then snaps their skateboard.

-He goes missing a few days later, wonder what happened 🤔.

-“I mean, it is kinda nice that he’s not around to scream his head off at everyone—But he was signing my pay checks so—Also, I need the money for a new board…”

-Oops, Sun feels a bit of guilt suddenly

-🌙”..Why not work here?..”

-“Oh—?! You guys are hiring? I-I mean, are you sure??”

-☀️(Moon, you absolute genius) “But of course, Starshine! What are friends for! Besides, the extra help is much appreciated! And, if I’m being completely honest here, ahehe..needed.” (kids aren’t known for their ability to clean up after themselves.)

-Gets hired at the arcade, hell yeaaah.

-Tho the theater is closed, Rylee can still get in and knows how to operate the projectors. Horror movie night in an abandoned theater anyone?

-Rylee’s bafflingly oblivious to Sun and Moon’s extra curricular activities on the nights they’re not available to hang.

-“What’s with the rusty stains on their clown costumes? Maybe face paint? When they worked as circus clowns, did they get pelted with tomatoes? Or is it ketchup? Yeah, bet it’s ketchup.”

-They’ve slipped up plenty of times, in small ways sure, but you’d think she’d catch on by now.

-Wouldn’t narc if she did find out what they’ve been up to, does it look like she likes cops?? But she wouldn’t necessarily be cool with what they’ve been doing either—

-The pair would become a source of unease for sure, but also intrigue and mystery..They’re only killing bad people..right?? It’s fine as long as they don’t involve her in their morbid shenanigans. Foreshadowing—

-It would already be a confusing shitshow of emotions, but could you imagine how extra conflicting it would be if they all felt some sort of way for each other 🫣???

[kenny-the-ken]

Emo Head Cannons for the Main 4 Boys!

A massive thank you to my favourite ever @kira-broflovski for our chats about this and for also helping me with ideas for these!!! 💞

Kyle 💚

- iTS NoT a PHasE MOm!

- Plays Overwatch and mains D.VA or Widowmaker

- Hates furries with a burning passion (Eric)

- More of a screamo listener, boy has some pent up rage

- Really wants to colour his hair dark but his parents have definitely put a stop to that!

- "I'm not emo, I'm just misunderstood."

- Goes skateboarding with Kenny and Stan, even though he's awful at it

- Smokes cigarettes to be 'cool and different'

Kyle ashes his cigarette before sighing. "My parents just don't get it! It's their fault I'm so emo in the first place."

Stan 💙

- Was emo in the womb

- Also plays Overwatch with Kyle but he deffo mains Reaper or Roadhog

- Usually drunk

- "I was emo before it was cool."

- Definitely cries to My Chemical Romance

- Doesn't hate furries as much as Kyle but definitely doesn't like them.

- Wardrobe consists of band tees, black hoodies, black beanies and black skinny jeans

- "I don't have to dye my hair to be emo, my hair is naturally black."

"My dad grows weed, so I can get it whenever I want it." Stan said, brushing his long black fringe from his eyes.

Eric ❤️

- He isn't emo, he bullies them

- "You guys look like a gay boy band."

- Is secretly a furry (The Coon is literally an animal)

- Kyle is still his sworn enemy

- Probably listens to Hollywood Undead

- Denies it though

- Is secretly a massive nerd but will never let anyone know, it's his biggest weakness

- "Well, good luck to you guys seeing MCR in concert cause they broke up years ago."

- Gamers vs Furries (Kyle vs Eric)

"Hey, Kyle! I didn't know Jews could be emo!" Eric shouted down the corridor.

"Oh yeah? Well at least I'm not a furry like you!"

Kenny 🧡

- Sk8tr boi

- Ripped skinny jeans and hoodies

- Probably showers once a week (sometimes)

- STINKS of weed

- Has been stoned from birth

- "I like dying all the time dudes, just sucks I come back to life." 🥲

- Wants a big tiddie goth gf

- Has a drug problem

- General menace to society

"Dude, I sniffed glue before and I swear I got so high I thought I was dead... or maybe I did die." Kenny spoke, his already stoned mind wandering to itself.