#He was a sk8tr boy

[sb-zn-shn]

Adaman as a Skateboarder on my Modern AU because breakdancing wasn't enough floor time for him 😌💎

[xamaxenta]

Holy fuck people liked this guess ill draw Ace and kid luffy again👏🏽

Punk ass skater boy Ace takes his kid brother to the skate park and end up having to wander into a nearby artisan coffee shop to ask for a bandaid when Luffy takes a tumble and scrapes his knee (modern au, Luffy has hemophilia, his blood doesnt clot so every scrape is taken seriously, he has a medical bracelet n stuff)

Marco who’s kindly decided to relieve Thatch of his fancy barista position for the day (hes bored let him meet people) assists the two

Lucky for the brothers Marcos a doctor :3

Anyway meetcute

[slrprki]

SK8TR B0Y

skater keeho x male reader

tags/cw: flirting ofc, suggestive undertone, keeho’s kind of desperate, m/n usage, he/him pronouns, i guess a plot twist??

authors note: this is for sure gonna be a series. i’m doing this with all of the idols i write!! cause i just need skater idols flirting with m/n. THATS IT THATS ALL! enjoy pookies.

the night sky shined its glory while the soft autumn wind blew along a slight cool breeze. m/n zipped up his jacket, tucking his hands into his pockets. he promised his friend that he’d finally take up his offer and go to the skate park with him.

the male walked on the sidewalk, his boots crunching on fallen leaves within each step. where could this park even be? they had many of them around town. it wasn’t helping that his friend wasn’t responding to his texts either. every question sent still shown up as delivered. m/n let out an content sigh as he came up towards another park. his legs practically ached from the journey he’s made on foot.

the park wasn’t as packed as he thought it would be. maybe this is one of the less popular ones. he made his way inside, observing the people around him. no sign of him. oh well, he suppose he could sit down and take a small break. just as he turned around to find somewhere to sit, he heard a noise. someone whistled.. was that towards him? “is it my birthday or what? didn’t think I’d be getting free eye candy tonight.” a voice spoke up, walking towards m/n. he whipped his head around, giving the male a confused stare. “excuse me?” he said, turning his body to the male completely, taking more a defensive stance.

“relax, baby. just couldn’t help but notice a thing like you.” the blue haired man said, shamelessly looking the other up and down. “what’s someone like you doing out here, cutie?” he questioned, licking his teeth and keeping his deep gaze on m/n. “i’m just looking for a friend.. did you need something?” “is your number too much to ask for?” he asked with a wink. m/n’s eyes widened. the man in front of him was attractive and quite tempting. he’s been told many times that he shouldn’t trust skater boys. they’re all known for being hoes, but the way this man looked into his eyes.. no. he can’t just give some dude his number like that. he has to earn it.

“i don’t just do flings. if you really want to get with me, you got to prove yourself.” this only made the male in front of him smirk. “oh so you’re a feisty one, huh? i can easily break down those walls.” he moved closer, starting to observe the others facial features. “i don’t even know your name.” m/n crossed his arms, standing back. “keeho. yoon keeho. you’ll learn it easily. soon enough, you’ll be screaming it.”

the males face flushed. who just says that to a stranger? “well, yoon keeho, i have to go find my friend now..” m/n trailed off, feeling his phone buzz in his pocket. he instantly pulled it out, answering quickly.

“hello?”

“hey! sorry m/n for dodging your texts. i’ve been at the park for a few hours and i don’t see you.” his friend said.

“oh.. i’ve been to 4 different ones. i’m at the one near this school.”

“oh!” m/n suddenly heard laughter.

“what’s so funny?”

“i’m there as well. i’ll come find you!”

m/n was about to say something before phone suddenly hung up. he then groaned. “look, it was nice talking to you.. i guess? my friend’s actually here so i’m going to go.” the male was about to walk off until the sight of his friend came into few. the male skated over, smiling brightly. “hey m/n!” he said, coming to an abrupt stop, giving him a quick side hug. “m/n, i didn’t know you knew keeho.” m/n brought his gaze over to keeho who stood right next to him. “i don’t. i just met him a few minutes ago.” “i see. i’ve been meaning to introduce you to him. he’s my cousin!”

“WHAT?!”

[mrsfoone]

My semi-sister woke up with a new trans anthem in her brain so I had to write the lyrics. (Please excuse the weird formatting. I'm too lazy to fix it on mobile.)

Transgender Boi

(Sk8tr Boi- Avril Lavigne)

She was a boy

He was a girl

Can I make it any more obvious?

They've got hormones

And shots on weekdays

What more can I say?

She's just a him

He's just a her

No secret there's lots of thems as well

And all of her friends support them with love

They've got no problems with store bought hormones

She's never been a boy

She said "see ya later boy"

Pronouns are not that hard to get

Gender's not in your pants

It's all hormone circumstance.

If they can smile then who's it hurt?

[kenny-the-ken]

Emo Head Cannons for the Main 4 Boys!

A massive thank you to my favourite ever @kira-broflovski for our chats about this and for also helping me with ideas for these!!! 💞

Kyle 💚

- iTS NoT a PHasE MOm!

- Plays Overwatch and mains D.VA or Widowmaker

- Hates furries with a burning passion (Eric)

- More of a screamo listener, boy has some pent up rage

- Really wants to colour his hair dark but his parents have definitely put a stop to that!

- "I'm not emo, I'm just misunderstood."

- Goes skateboarding with Kenny and Stan, even though he's awful at it

- Smokes cigarettes to be 'cool and different'

Kyle ashes his cigarette before sighing. "My parents just don't get it! It's their fault I'm so emo in the first place."

Stan 💙

- Was emo in the womb

- Also plays Overwatch with Kyle but he deffo mains Reaper or Roadhog

- Usually drunk

- "I was emo before it was cool."

- Definitely cries to My Chemical Romance

- Doesn't hate furries as much as Kyle but definitely doesn't like them.

- Wardrobe consists of band tees, black hoodies, black beanies and black skinny jeans

- "I don't have to dye my hair to be emo, my hair is naturally black."

"My dad grows weed, so I can get it whenever I want it." Stan said, brushing his long black fringe from his eyes.

Eric ❤️

- He isn't emo, he bullies them

- "You guys look like a gay boy band."

- Is secretly a furry (The Coon is literally an animal)

- Kyle is still his sworn enemy

- Probably listens to Hollywood Undead

- Denies it though

- Is secretly a massive nerd but will never let anyone know, it's his biggest weakness

- "Well, good luck to you guys seeing MCR in concert cause they broke up years ago."

- Gamers vs Furries (Kyle vs Eric)

"Hey, Kyle! I didn't know Jews could be emo!" Eric shouted down the corridor.

"Oh yeah? Well at least I'm not a furry like you!"

Kenny 🧡

- Sk8tr boi

- Ripped skinny jeans and hoodies

- Probably showers once a week (sometimes)

- STINKS of weed

- Has been stoned from birth

- "I like dying all the time dudes, just sucks I come back to life." 🥲

- Wants a big tiddie goth gf

- Has a drug problem

- General menace to society

"Dude, I sniffed glue before and I swear I got so high I thought I was dead... or maybe I did die." Kenny spoke, his already stoned mind wandering to itself.

[asktheultimatelifeform]

CHEMICAL PLANT ZONE TIMES: We get real news, and totally aren't a tabloid!

Column: CELEBS WITH MX TABLOID REPORTER!

Title: Shadow the Hedgehog: The Ultimate Love Triangle?

Dear Readers,

I've been neglecting you all by reporting on other, less interesting celebrities instead of the antihero you've been asking for! You can take complaints about the lack of Shadow news up with the editor. Anyway, I have big news for you! Via the most trustworthy source available, tumblr dot com, I have discovered new information that points to the most eligible emo hedgehog bachelor being eligible no longer. Surprisingly, he seems to now be romantically involved with none other than fellow celeb and hero of the world, SONIC THE HEDGEHOG!

You might be wondering how this unlikely pairing of near identical hedgehogs came to be the newest superpowered power-couple. Did Shadow know more about mistletoe than he was letting on? It all began earlier this month, when our beloved hero followed our beloved antihero on Tumblr. How can I be so sure that this was the Sonic of our world, you may be thinking. After all, it's widely known that Tumblr is an excellent conduit for interdimentional communication. You see, among Shadow's numerous posts were some discussions with the Sonic user that implied the two had met in real life, so I can safely assume this is the Sonic you know and love! But I digress. While Sonic has been flirtatious with numerous alternate Shadows, Shadow has mostly interacted with this Sonic and has seemed to react jealously when Sonic has flirted with his alternate selves. I know, the edgy hedgy can be quite adorable when he wants to be! The events came to a climax yesterday, when our dearly beloved edgehog confessed his love to Sonic for all to see (if you have a Tumblr account).

Now what does this mean for you, dear reader? For one, it means some of you might need to change your New Years vision board a little bit. I mean, who would have suspected the potential evil starfish in disguise would go for the most likely person to thwart his hypothetically evil plans? But don't be too hasty, because there might already be trouble in paradise! Shadow might not be the only villainous character our hero's been eyeing.

While flirting with the hedgehog version of Avril Lavigne's "Sk8tr Boi", Sonic has also taken to admiring the confirmed (take that, editor!) evil personality, Infinite the Jackel! You might remember Infinite from when he almost took over the world with Doctor Eggman a while back. Indeed he was one of the captors of our beloved hero when he was missing for several months during the war. However, the hedgehog has been remarking lately on the jackel's beauty. And who can blame him, really? Who can resist a mysterious guy with an incredibly angular mask. Polygons anywhere on the body are very in right now, or so I've heard from our fashion and gemstone correspondent. Overall, this whole situation seems like a scene straight out of a Dollar Chao romance novel! However, Shadow doesn't seem quite so enthused. Immediately after Sonic interacted with the Jackel in question, Shadow immediately discouraged it. He seemed very invested on Sonic's wellbeing, not to mention that he's the jealous type from what I've seen.

Only time will tell where this romance will lead. Will it last, or was Shadow's confession part of a more sinister plan? Will Sonic be forced to choose between the Hedgehog and the Jackel, like Bella the Swan with Edward and Jacob? We'll have to wait and see! Until next time!

Tabloid Reporter◾️

(ooc: couldn't miss an opportunity to rock the boat :) also to the shadmin once again lmk if u want me to stop bc i don't actually wanna rock the boat too much if you'd rather have mostly other ask blogs interacting and i'm detracting or anything)

Jesus fucking Christ of course this gets out immediately

Okay, I will say in Sonic’s defense that Infinite doesn’t seem to be responding to his advances very well. And rightfully so; the jackal’s a trained assassin previously hired to kill him.

[mantisbreath]

So I just figured out that the surfer/sk8tr boy/emo twink brand of tboy Really does it for me (think Austin Spears) and uh. 👀👀👀👀 I'd definitely love to take a cute twink like that and rail him until he screams, applications accepted

[gamerwoo]

Wait no I thought of a good one. Sk8tr boi by Avril Lavigne and Vernon

[i had no idea if i should do it as reader being the girl in the beginning or like avril at the end who ends up w the guy and originally i was gonna do the former but i ended up doing the latter lmao]

sk8r boi -- avril lavigne

characters: skater/college student!vernon x rockstar!fem reader

genre/warnings: college au, rockstar au, strangers to lovers, fluff, angst, humor

plot: hansol never had good luck. the girl he's had a crush on since freshman year of college keeps turning him down because of her snooty friends, and he feels like his dream of becoming a famous musician is going nowhere -- to be fair, his parents chalk the latter up to him hanging out with his friends more often than working toward his music production degree, but that's neither here nor there. but the day his luck hits its lowest point and he's forced to drop out of college, he runs into an up-and-coming singer/songwriter while skating along the beach to clear his head, and his luck seems to finally turn around.

send me a song and a svt or skz member and i'll write a plot based off both!!

[val-the-protoss-simp]

Yeah, so. The best way I can explain my thoughts on these ships (especially Artazun - Artanis/Vorazun) is using one of Avril Lavigne's most iconic songs:

He was a boy

She was a girl

Can I make it anymore obvious?

Like, I'm not trying to throw any shade at all, people can ship whatever they want. But I am yet to meet a person who ships these two that explains why they like them so much in a way that makes sense to me. Because sooner or later, their explanation boils down to "He's a guy and she's a gal so ofc they'd be into each other" as if a straight ship is some kind of default and if a story has a male main character and a female main character, they have to end up together. And I just don't see it. Them as friends? Sure, absolutely, imo they're great as friends, but not as a couple. Alarak and Artanis have way more chemistry with one another. Bit of a hot take but so does Rohana and Vorazun. But Artanis/Vorazun is about as interesting to me as watching paint dry is. It's like when you pick up a mediocre romance book where the girl character obviously ends up with the boy character because That's Just How Things Are no matter of they're good together or not. No thanks. Pass

Kerrinor is a bit more complicated in a sense that the game actively tries to convince you these two are really into each other. But if I had to sum up their vibes, I'd reach for Sk8tr Boy again. "He was a boy, she was a girl, can I make it anymore obvious?" I just don't get the romantic vibes at all off of these two. Raynor frequently comes off as an incel that gives the vibes of someone who'd insist they know better than you and just to listen to them because they know best, while also transforming into the biggest simp in the galaxy in SC2 as he pines over a woman that's obviously not into him.

And Kerrigan gives me the vibes of someone who really does wanna see more in this weird relationship, but more because she thinks having someone to love will make her feel whole and worthy of living rather than that she really wants this. Like, if shit didn't go south and she didn't get infected, I'm 100% that eventually she'd go "Yeah sorry lol this ain't gonna work." and break it off with Raynor. Like, I do think she cares deeply for Raynor, don't get me wrong, and at one point might have thought what she feels is romantic love, but eventually comes to a point where she realises that it's a sense of kinship rather than anything romantic. She loves him as a friend, that is all.

And funny enough, if you know more about his character, you know he had a wife and a son that he tragically lost. Knowing this information and how he's written, Raynor comes off to me as someone who's desperately looking for that kind of love again, albeit without realising, because the time he spent happy with his family was the happiest he ever was and his defeated, depressed ass desperately wants that again. So he seeks that shit and Kerrigan just happens to be there.

You can clearly see that he cares deeply about her, but his feelings of affection are misplaced to the point he doesn't want to see the kind of person she is and instead tries to morph her into the kind of woman HE wants. Which is not who Kerrigan is at all. Revenge is all she has left, no matter what it takes, and Raynor again and again tries to talk her out of it for his own personal wants when she makes it very very clear this isn't something she wants to do and that she cannot just let go of what Mengsk did to her and what that man's choices turned her into. And instead of trying to understand why someone he supposedly understands so deeply would want to kill the man who robbed her off of everything and turned her into a monster that killed billions, he gets butthurt when she doesn't wanna run off with him and live happily ever after. I love Raynor for many reasons, I think he's a well written character in a lot of aspects but this just. Ain't it. If the game treated this behaviour of his as a flaw, I'd dig it. But instead it tries to tell how boo boo poor Raynor is just so unfortunate to want a woman that doesn't want him, even when he ignores everything that's important to her. That's just not doing it for me, fam. I get that the game tries to ram it down my throat as the technically only canon ship it gives us in its five installments, but I can't get behind it. Kerrinor is a big fat no for me, let them just stay friends.

a ship where i see what people see but it is simply not very interesting to me personally it’s like

[meloncalic]

Yay happy milestone! Congrats! 💕 Sounds like it’ll be a fun costume time.

I politely request for our viewing pleasure Bing as sailor Venus because orange and skirts. 🧡

heyo fal!! thank you for the request dear <33 hope ya liked it :))

[cyberdragoninfinity]

every time i run into yuto arc-v in duel links i always have a chuckle at his little 2002 avril lavigne tie. what is going on with that???? such a funny little yugioh character design trait

[marictheirins]

Steve from Blue’s Clues re-emerging is great bc ppl are learning he’s a punk

[demisexual-dryad]

He was a sk8tr boi

[cemetery-walks]

i may be a dumb bitch but i aint fucking stupid-

[okapiandpaste]

every time N switches from his very complicated, inspiring speak to just kind of quirky-casual “huh oh ok” and “you! yes you!” I feel very soft. it’s just so autistic, pokemon please bring back the good harmonia next time.