#sk8 incorrect

[zombie-evan]

[matchaxblossom]

Miya: So, what are your skills?

Joe: I can cook.

Reki: I can make skateboards.

Langa: I can eat.

Cherry: I can make good life decisions.

Miya: That’s not a-

Joe: No, trust us. He’s our most important member.

[zilebastikevdeyoktunuz]

Are you guys ready for the sk8 ova???

[albetown]

Sk8 brain worms have me in a chokehold

[sk8-4-infinity]

langa: so, i'm in love

langa: .. with reki.

miya: our reki?

langa: ..yeah.

langa: any thoughts?

miya: And prayers. you're gonna need them.

[m4y-b3ll]

Miya: I'm gonna get the wedding cake. Reki & Langa: Perfect. We'll check the ring bear. Miya: You mean ring bearER right? Reki: ... Langa: …

Miya: Look at me in the eyes and tell me you're not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to your wedding.

[kebuyo]

Reki: Cherry, do you have any good music?

Cherry: I mostly listen to classical music, so nothing you would like.

Joe: Classical music my ass, your favorite band is My Chemical Romance!

Cherry: That was when we were teenagers!

Joe: Carla, play "most played album"!

Carla: Playing The Black Parade, track 1: The End. ♫♪♫

Cherry:

Joe: Never lie again.

[kozukenbsf]

protect them at all cost

[snail17]

Langa: How did you break your leg?

Reki: Do you see those porch stairs?

Langa: Yes.

Reki: I didn't.

[fattuccini-afraido]

Cherry: You called Miya here to help instead of me?

Joe: Well, when you want to do something stupid, you don't call the voice of fucking reason, do you?

[neonscandal]

Kojiro upon his return from Italy, delicious souvenirs in hand: Admit it, Kaoru. You missed me while I was gone...

Kaoru, after a once over of the treats, retreats behind a fan: Hardly, you ape.

Kojiro, slightly taken aback but trying to slyly eke out some semblance of acknowledgement, dramatically attempts to guilt it out of his friend: Oh right, and I suppose that's why you never wrote.

Kaoru, a dark smirk pulls at his lips: Did anyone??

Kojiro thinking back on his two year program: As a matter of fact... no. Didn't you tell everyone I was going abroad?

Kaoru, matter of factly closing his fan: Oh.. is that where you were? I simply told everyone you'd gone to jail. ✨

[cjs-51703]

Joe: We're like a big, happy family! And I'm the Dad, Kaoru is the Mom--

Cherry: How am I the Mom? What gender roles are we pushing here?

Miya: I know you're going to say I'm the son, but I'm not! I'm the Gay Emo Cousin.

Reki: I'll be the son! The hot shot whose only dream is... to be a hero!

Tadashi: I feel like I'd be the Fresh Out of Jail Uncle.

Adam: And I'm the Sassy Aunt who talks shit about everyone.

[matchaxblossom]

Miya: Joe, how do I get revenge on my enemies?

Joe: The best revenge is letting go and living your life to the fullest.

Miya: Cherry, how do I-

Cherry: Brick.

[albetown]

THEM 🩷💚

[doginahat]

this convo i had with my boyfriend as matchablossom bc it made me laugh