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roughridingrednecks · 8 months

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Patterson

#patterson #thug #beanie #sjorts #redneck #tats #goatee

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pawbeanies · 2 months

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why are so many people taller than meeeee im going to climb you all. im clinging onto all of you. like a kwala

#the like. are u taller or shorter than prev poll. evil #i know im sjort but damnnn wtffff #get DOWN here.

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teeth--king · 1 year

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Sick from too many smells so I’m stuck in bed watching YouTube, people sure do have opinions.(context I’m a trans guy who’s 5’6)

#yea im a little self concious about my height and people saying the cis average is sjort doesnt help #too tired to rant. uagh #art #too tiredd to tag more hhhhh

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hexjulia · 6 months

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ngl a short story like A King Listens by Calvino is far more genuinely weird than most of what people publish as New Weird fiction

#just finished a calvino sjort story vollection how did you guess. under the jaguar sun lol #i enjoy some of the new weird publications. but they feel very online. very reddit somehow #most of them anyway

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varicspidey · 1 month

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uhrhrjmm bai bai my flight is taking off soon i’ll miss you tumblr </3 (yes i am tumblr addicted and will die)

#ajax posts ཋྀ #mayb i can learn how 2 hack the plane wifi #THIS IS A SJORT ASS FLIGHT WHY AM I COMPLAINGING #my next flight is longer..#11 hrs and 30 mins….

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bizlybebo · 2 months

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IM BACK IN THE FUCKING BUILDING AGAIN

#another plane. at least this flights relaly sjort

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catsharkie · 2 years

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this is the peak of existence

#(ignore how sjort i am

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siramory · 1 year

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ok fuck it. going out with one hello kitty sock and one monster high sock.

#both knee high btw. id also like to mention im qearing gym socks and a hoodie. i look like a hobo but thats ok #because i have one hello kitty sock and one monster high sock #GYM SJORTS NOT SOCKS?? SWEAR TOGOD I WROTE SHORTS.

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faerociousbeast · 2 years

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VENTI IJ THE WINDBLUME EVENT WAS SO???? this is straight out of a fanfic for rral

#why is hoyo so obsessed w y/n x short anemo guys.... is it bc we were also a sjort anemo guy. At some point.#transgender

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mister-finally-found-himself · 7 months

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i'm gonna be real w u guys, i am this🤏close to cutting my hair again. like i am vibing w it longer rn but i miss it so baaaaaadddddddddd

#it's longer than i've managed to grow ut out before rn which is noce bc it's past the looking weird phase #but i miss it short and i was kinda slaying with it sjort ngl #i might cut it on wednesday for my birthday.... we'll see #daniel posts

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roughridingrednecks · 9 months

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Beau and Titone

#prison #beau #titone #sjorts #torso tats #redneck #tats #stubble #bros #inmate

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robotgraffiti · 9 months

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DISCOVERY ALBUM OF ALL TIMEEEEE

#VERIDIS QUO/SJORT CIRCUIT/FACE TO FACE #SOOO MANH BANGERS #(with barely restrained lust) im sooo normal about those robots

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saintbarou · 1 year

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OMG THE THEME???? THE URL????? ITS SO BRYJDNDJSJWOSNB YKWIM????

BRO I REALLY LIKE IT TOO LMFAOO i felt so big brain when i figured out the url :3

#lamb.bleets #messages📩#friends <3 #bro ngl i kinda wanna cut dick riding gojo month sjort cuz of nanami

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marinaimsure · 1 year

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having long hair is great and all until one hair ends up in your mouth and it's just stuck in your throat with no means of escaping except for it ending up in my stomach. which would be relatively fine if if wasn't stuck in my throat making me feel disgusting and not letting me sleep wow

#im just saying #if i if i had sjort hair #s tthis wouldnt be happening tn

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mrfoox · 1 year

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Ok since my medication has basically removed my deppression.. My general mood and self confidence has gotten better

But i still CANNOT imagine anyone looking at me in a positive/sexual way. It does not work...

#miranda talking shit #From women I'd like that kind of attention by anyone. Bc women ya know #But men? No... You need to have known me for at least 6month before you can do that #But its kinda wild. I'll be running around in sjort shorts and in my mind no one would like that

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virtue-and-beneviolence · 2 years

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Hey gorgeous! Just popping in after what seems like forever to tell you i hope you have a great weekend! Remember to hydrate even though it’s been getting colder!

I swear to God I will hug an kith those cheeks rn wtf

#i hope you're well 🥺🥺🥺🥺👉👈❤️❤️❤️#os 3 am so. keeping it sjort n simple im sorry but ill reach out oson #❤️

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