#sj is too mean and hot - how could tlj not fall for that?

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PIDW

Tianlang-Jun: What's going on?

Luo Bingge: Father, I have released you from your prison so you can help me get revenge on my cruel teacher

Tianlang-Jun: Cruel, hmm? Is he hot?

Luo Bingge: Yes, he's the worst- wait hot? Why would that matter?

Tianlang-Jun: No reason, anyway I will go and get revenge for you, brb

Luo Bingge: Wait, father-

Later

Tianlang-Jun: Thanks for releasing me, son. Anyway this is your new step mom

Shen Qingqiu: You better behave, beast, or I will throw you into another abyss

Luo Bingge: WHAT IS HAPPENING?!?!