#sith alfred

[phoenixspencer]

Happy 52nd Birthday, Ewan!

Showcasing my favorite of Ewan's roles (so far) to celebrate his birthday:

1. Mark Renton, Trainspotting (1996) and T2 Trainspotting (2017) 2. Obi-Wan Kenobi, Star Wars 3. Alex Law, Shallow Grave (1994) 4. Alfred Jones, Salmon Fishing in the Yemen (2011) 5. Danny Torrance, Doctor Sleep (2019)

[crazynerdandproud]

If Bruce Wayne lived in the star wars universe he would be a Mandalorian

[anyataylorjoy]

Ophelia (2018) // November Nights, Arden Mae // House of the Dragon (2022-) // Persephone Returns, Emily Rose Cole // Ophelia, Friedrich Wilhelm Theodor Heyser // Mystery of Love, Sufjan Stevens // Fire with Fire (1986) // Spring and All, Cathy Park Hong // On-drakón (2015) // The Complex Sentence, Tony Hoagland // The Musketeers (2014-2016) // [from a letter], Sylvia Plath // 1883 (2021-22) // The Leaving Season, Jihyun Yun // Dorian Gray (2009) // The Lady of Shalott, Alfred Tennyson // Anne of Green Gables (1985) // Advantages of Being Evergreen, Oliver Baez Bendorf // Ophelia, John Everett Millais // Hamlet, William Shakespeare // Melancholia (2011) // Wild Geese, Mary Oliver // Revenge of the Sith (2005) // Summer Morning, Mary Oliver

[lazycats-stuff]

Hello, I hope you are doing alright! So I can have a kinda cross over idea for a teen male reader. a mix of Batfam and star wars. The reader is a Jedi padawan that had to flee towards the Earth after the Jedi were forced into hiding and the rest is up to you.

Oh... It's been years since I watched Star Wars, but wiki is here to help. If there is something inaccurate, my apologies. Also, I had to put this iconic line in here.

Summary: (Y/N) is a Jedi who ran.

Warnings:

Earth wasn't a bad experience for (Y/N). After all, he has seen many different species and has seen a lot of things that would make everyone's skin crawl. It took a while for him to adjust to life here on Earth. It was... Interesting more than anything, but he did miss his fellow Jedis.

The Sith have taken over and every single Jedi was forced into hiding and they were forced to run. (Y/N) was a padawan, well, still is, but he doesn't really have any formal training, but he managed to pick up a few materials to study.

Padawans ran the farthest and hid extremely well. They had to, they would be the first targets for the Sith to kill them. (Y/N) for some reason actually loved Earth. Here, humans were a little bit weird, but he found success here as a writer.

He has always loved writing and then humans here liked it? He had no problem writing. He wrote under a pseudonym and he really enjoyed. Soon, he found a part time job in a really big tech company called Wayne Enterprises.

He worked hard there, despite it being a part time job. He enjoyed and he offered some insight to technology. Lucius Fox noticed him quickly and took his under his wing almost automatically. Such talent as Lucius would say, can't go to waste. He would be feeling guilty beyond belief.

There he met his now boyfriend Bruce Wayne.

Bruce and (Y/N) met when Bruce walked in the laboratory, wanting to see Lucius about something, but he found (Y/N) instead. (Y/N) and Bruce talked until Lucius came. He smirked as he saw something between the two.

He waited for a few moments before coming in, introducing (Y/N) once more to Bruce. Then, Lucius took Bruce and left (Y/N) to work alone in the lab. (Y/N) didn't think much of those conversations. He didn't look for anything exciting. It was just in his code as a padawan.

But Bruce wanted something more. (Y/N) was slightly conflicted about it with his training and everything he has been taught. But there was something about Bruce that made him... Well, (Y/N) had a few hot nights with himself after a meeting with Bruce that day.

That has been going on for a few months until Bruce has decided to man up and bite the bullet to ask (Y/N) out on a date. He really wanted this, so he had to be very careful and not scare him away. It took Bruce a few months to realize that he was bisexual so he said screw it.

He will ask him out. Even if (Y/N) says no, then that's life.

You could only imagine Bruce's surprise when (Y/N) said yes to the date. Bruce was shocked, but happy that (Y/N) has accepted it. Bruce told (Y/N) he would pick him up at his place and to be ready by 7 pm. Bruce was never so nervous in his life.

His kids noticed, how could they not? But Alfred told them that there will be hell to pay if they try to do something to (Y/N) and Bruce and if they try something to jeopardize the date.

Of course, they won't disobey their actual authority figure in the house so they waited with Alfred. Everyone was wondering whether or not he was in love and they have been wondering about (Y/N). What was he like? Is he cute? How come Bruce asked a guy? Is (Y/N) a gold digger?

All of those important questions, you know. They have to look out for their dad you know? Sure, Bruce is no fool, but still. And maybe, just maybe, they were bored with their lives.

Bruce and (Y/N)? Oh, they had a wonderful time. Bruce and (Y/N) talked about a lot of stuff. Bruce just wanted to know (Y/N) even more. He really did. Something was just... Bruce may have fallen in love.

And (Y/N)? Oh dear God, he fell hard. But still, he was scared to break the code. But he already got bonded to Gotham. It was a very peculiar city to him and he loved it. He didn't have it in his heart to ever leave this city. More so to leave Bruce. There was something about Bruce that (Y/N) found interesting.

Bruce drove (Y/N) back home that night and (Y/N) meditated before going to bed. Bruce, on the other hand, had patrol to go on. And let me tell you, the kids weren't letting up. The entire patrol was chaotic and Bruce under a line of fire from his sons.

It was just tiring and... Bruce was happy that he was patient with his sons. He really was.

Bruce introduced (Y/N) to his sons after a year of dating. He wanted to take it slowly and to see how he would react. Not everyone wants to date a man, a father of four more precisely. He told (Y/N) that he had kids on the first date. It was to make sure that there were no misunderstandings.

The introduction went very well. Everyone loved how (Y/N) was calm and relaxed, an oasis so to speak. A complete opposite of Bruce. Damian loved the way he meditated. Damian already called dibs on (Y/N). Tim said that he would borrow him for tech stuff. Jason simply gravitated due to the fact that he was calm and so... Balanced. Dick simply loved the fact that (Y/N) was a calm person.

But nothing is ever perfect and nothing lasts forever.

(Y/N) had to come clean to Bruce. He had to tell him about his Jedi side. He couldn't lie to him about it and he didn't like that something so heavy on his shoulders.

Bruce was worried when (Y/N) told him that they need to talk to him. Bruce could see that it was something serious and he thought that they were going to break up.

He didn't understand the word Jedi. What? Bruce thought that (Y/N) was crazy. Then (Y/N) used the Force and showed him his lightsaber. Bruce had to sit down for a second. Okay... What the hell is going on?

(Y/N) told him everything about Jedi Order and the Sith. He told him about the Sith taking over and forcing Jedi's into hiding. Bruce processed it all and asked him about leaving Earth. It was a valid question.

(Y/N) told him he couldn't leave because he got attached. He loved Bruce and his sons and that he couldn't leave. Even as if gets safe. Bruce hugged his boyfriend tightly, giving him a kiss. After calming himself down he also told (Y/N) that he has something to confess.

(Y/N) didn't expect to hear that Bruce Wayne is Batman. And that his kids are the birds, but hey... At lease they were honest with one another. Bruce and (Y/N) shared a hug that day, happy that they got honest.

And that's what led to this moment between the two of them, in the middle of the night. It was a difficult patrol for those involved and Bruce just wanted some comfort. (Y/N) had to step in with his Force and everyone was just exhausted.

(Y/N) also had to come clean to the kids and they all wanted to see more of his Force, but he was too tired to even think, let alone use the Force. Bruce ushered everyone to go to the showers and just go to sleep.

(Y/N) and Bruce shared the shower, making sure that they are okay and unharmed. (Y/N) allowed himself to be lead to the bed to be changed by Bruce, who understood that this was not something that (Y/N) is used to. (Y/N) isn't used to operating every night.

(Y/N) reached out for Bruce who happily took his hand into his and squeezed, letting him now he is here. (Y/N) sighed as he relaxed, Bruce getting behind him and wrapping his arms around his boyfriend.

" Sleep honey, you deserve it. " Bruce murmured into the back of (Y/N)'s neck. (Y/N) nodded and just relaxed... The night wasn't really over yet.

All four sons came in at same time, seemingly having a bad dream at the same time. (Y/N) and Bruce welcomed them in. (Y/N) just got squished between them all and thankfully, Bruce had a big bed

For some reason, he wouldn't have it any other way.

[charmwasjess]

Dooku+questions 2,3 and 11!!!

YESSSSSS, YES! MY EVIL GUY! :D Thank you!!

2. Favorite canon thing about this character?

There are so many things I love about Dooku and I could (and do, I love y'all) talk about them forever - on any given day I could truly answer this a dozen different ways. But what I’m thinking about today is that despite him being a criminally underdeveloped character in the films, at worst, a cardboard cutout villain, there is a whole host of rich little details about how cringefail and awkwardly authentic he is.

I like that he's a bookworm who installed a library on his dumb antique nerd ship. I like that the first thing that he can come up with, put on the spot to describe a benefit of the dark side is acquiring friends and lovers - the things he destroyed to get the dark side. I like that he has the magic all-powerful Sir Christopher Lee voice but can't quite talk shit better than “twice the pride, double the fall” when he’s like 80 and famously eloquent but beefing with someone a quarter of his age with less emotional regulation than a toaster. Ugh, that he hates Anakin because he sees himself in him and is outright jealous of no longer being Yoda’s golden boy?! Not just daddy issues, but the whole subscription. I like that he smiles through his duels and that it’s the only time he seems happy. His inability to control his bitchy face journey when his boss, the guy who can choke him out over Zoom, is describing his convoluted schemes in TCW.  I like how extra and dramatic he is - he steps off a ledge or jumps out a window to leave a conversation he’s losing, he has to backflip all two meters of his lanky ass instead of walking down like SEVEN stairs in RotS, and god, those dumb, dumb whimpering puppy eyes at the end.

What a magnificent loser. 

3. Least favorite canon thing about this character?

Dooku killed my other favorite character?!?! Actually like. All of them??? 

No, I actually love that about him, the way he deconstructs his own support system piece by bloody piece, all while still actively and genuinely grieving them. Haha. :D That sucks, dude.

It’d be easy to cheat here and just tell you my least favorite thing is that he's a character often neglected or sidelined by the creators. A plot tool to develop more important characters rather than going on narrative arc himself.

But to get real, Dooku’s character mainly exists as a piece of foreshadowing for Anakin’s fall. A 1.0 of what a Jedi who went bad might look like. His fate is preordained; redemption is the gift saved for Vader, as is the ultimate form of monstrous former Jedi tool of the Sith, so Dooku is doomed to always dwell in the halfway - a sketch or a shadow. His role in the narrative isn't Stover's sundragon, but rather the lamentable protagonist of Elliot’s The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock:

(I) am an attendant lord, one that will do

To swell a progress, start a scene or two,

Advise the prince; no doubt, an easy tool,

Deferential, glad to be of use,

Politic, cautious, and meticulous;

Full of high sentence, but a bit obtuse;

At times, indeed, almost ridiculous—

Almost, at times, the Fool.

Twenty years later, I don't think I've ever really gotten over the fact that they could have done so much more with Dooku than kill him off in the first scene of RotS, and didn't. 

11. Would you date this character?

I would not date Dooku. Being close to Dooku is the self-killer. However, I would *gesturing to indicate sexually splitting and stacking him on a pile like so much dry firewood to warm my home in the dead of winter.* 

[brunossan]

Lets go with Part 3 of The Resume of The Beniko Order in The Sith Resurgence!

In part 2, i talked about both Aliana's Grandmother and Mother, but now lets talk about Aliana. How she became what she is in the fic? Well, lets say that Lily have a very different vision on how "Fixing" bad movies should go.

1-The Mother Killer

Last post i told about Tahleea working as a Slave Trafficker to have money and take care of her daughter. According to an old post of Lily, this was because Republic Money dont have value on Outer Rim (Because Prequels said so and somehow it remains the same in Sequels timeline), so she would need Hutt Money for living. But the consequences of doing so made her getting to do extreme things for her daughter. While doing these extreme things, however, she managed to have time to raise and love her daughter. When she noticed Aliana was Force Sensitive, she decided to train her to become a Sith, wich was sucessful because of Aliana being literally born on the Dark Side of The Force, a thing that came from Legends. During this training moment, Tahleea also trained teen Darth Talon, but this is a plot hole that never got fixed.

The moment where everything changed in Aliana's life was in her 14th birthday, where after leaving a job she asked her Mother to train closer to the Core, as they already had visited all worlds of Outer Rim. And because it was her birthday, Tahleea decided to do it. They went to the Corellian System, to train and explore. Ironically in this fic universe, Luke Jedi Academy was working around, and Luke Skywalker felt their presences, deciding to check-in.

And after seeing their Red Lightsabers, he knew they were Sith, so he attacked them without thinking twice.

Luke Skywalker however was not alone. No, he was with his Padawan Ben Solo, wich fought Aliana while Luke fought Tahleea.

The thing now about Luke in this fic is Lily claims Luke is not a good fighter neither a good lightsaber fighter, so Tahleea was better than him at everything, specially because both the fic and the wikia sells Tahleea as being the most powerful Sith Lord in Sequel Era. The fight however was not fair because she noticed that Ben was surprisingly strong for its age and extremely violent, also taller than Aliana, so even if Aliana was a better fighter he got the advantage in this. In fact, Ben was the main reason of Tahleea death because at some point in the fight Tahleea threw her lightsaber towards Ben to stop the fatal blow he was about to give to Aliana, and got herself disarmed and distracted, giving enough time to Luke just behead her swiftly.

After seeing this, Aliana screams in despair and gets hit in the shoulder by Ben lightsaber, falling down in the cliff they were fighting. She wakes up later, seeing that not only Luke took her mother lightsaber but he also burned her body in a cerimonial jedi pyre, leaving the planet afterwards. After seeing this, Aliana swears revenge on the Jedi and Luke Skywalker, and that is the moment according to the fic she gets her Sith Eyes.

2-Wandering 10 Years in the Space

After losing her mother, Aliana found her ship intact and met her family Droid 2V-R8, an Old Republic droid that is not only a 3000 years droid that still works after this long time but he also is the equivalent of Alfred to her.

But also, he is her Great Great Grandparent, as one of the members of the Beniko family, Darth Mecani, actually married him, but he never talked about it to any of them.

Living with 2V made her life after losing her mother slightly easier as Aliana, even being extremely good at anything related to the Sith, The Force and the history of the galaxy, was actually extremely bad at using machines, specially piloting her own ship. 2V did most of the job by taking control of machines around her, while Aliana somehow learned how to use the Force to give a boost to the Ship actual speed and resistance, making everytime she pilots her ship a cheat as she is not actually piloting it but using the Force to move it. But Aliana had to learn it alone.

After Tahleea death, Aliana spent 10 years around the Galaxy, mainly the Outer Rim as the New Republic influence was extremely weak in that region. However she did not hid herself from the galaxy but became a notorious figure to the point everyone knew her as a "Sith more cold blooded than Darth Vader", like Talon once compared her in the fic. Mostly of these 10 years are not revealed by Lily, but she said that she had 2 main Jobs during her lifetime: One being a Guard for the Zitta Bordello, an all female brothel, and the other one is working to her mother old boss Niima the Hutt, not as a slave trader anymore but on a mix of mercenary, smuggler and Bounty Hunter. However, this become a plot hole later mainly because of another part of Aliana life in these 10 years.

The part she becomes a hero somehow.

3-Hero of the Outer Rim... How?

Basically one of the biggest moments in the entire fanfic is when Aliana calls out a giant fleet to help the Resistance, claiming all members of the fleet come from planets she saved from opression and that they all decided to follow her. But not only this scene was made to disown Lando Calrissian from the history it was also made to show that Aliana was "Better at unifying the galaxy than everyone else".

But how she managed to do it?

Its implied in the timeline she made that not only she was by herself most of the time (Considering she got herself 71 booty calls during this said time), the first 4 years of her life were working with the Zitta Bordello and the other 6 years were doing lots of random stuff while working from the hutts. Lets also not forget that in 6 years she managed to become enemy of the hutts and free dozens of planets by herself while self-training and learning all by herself lots of random shit. Also she finished Talon training...

And they fucked at some point too but its ok, its Aliana, right?

Well, the fucking part may have some serious complications, mainly because of another controversy.

The SILK CONTROVERSY

4-Silk or Aliana? tw: Prostitution, Teenage Grooming mention

Silk is a character that its mentioned in the Sith Resurgence wikia, who apparently was a girl from Zitta Bordello known as to be one of the most popular girls who worked on there. But unfortunally, she disappeared, and even when Aliana Empire rose to power, she was unwilling to know about her whereabouts.

This however just wakes up more doubts specially about one thing: Silk disappeared around the same time Aliana entered in the fic timeline. This mistery also grows more in the beginning of "Scent of Engine Oil", a currently deleted and incomplete spin-off of Sith Resurgence made by Lily where in the beginning of the fic Rey recalld People on Zita Bordello calling Aliana by the name Silk, and Aliana avoiding these People by claiming she is not her. Rey dont care about this, as she doesnt wanna pressure Aliana into revealing secrets of her past, and the chapter goes onward. However, we must remember one thing.

Aliana worked in the Zita Bordello as a bouncer around her teen years. And Silk was a very required member of it. As Lily never really specified anything, we can only assume one thing...

Besides being a Bouncer, Aliana was a young sex worker.

That could explain outside of the main fic reasons why Aliana developed Depression and decided to take the drastic decision that would change her life forever.

It all started with the Sun.

5-ALIANA ALMOST THROWS HERSELF IN THE FUCKING SUN.

Around Aliana 24 years, her depression became worse, mixed with some undiagnosed health issues like autism and adhd. And because the New Republic, wich in this fic is represented as a greedy capitalism gouvernment like USA, keeps meds difficult to buy, Aliana is not fine. Her issues keeps getting worse, to the point People around the galaxy knows her as a very evil person, to the point that looking at her in a way she didnt like could cost your life. Besides, Aliana also got bad meetings with other Jedi Beside Luke, because in this fic Luke Jedi Academy managed to generate some Legends Stuff. However, Aliana killed all of them, specially those who she discovered were Jedi and didnt gave them the chance to defend themselves. In fact, at some point before Aliana felt Kylo Ren destroying the Jedi Academy, and she felt delight with it.

However, even the fall of her enemies didnt gave her peace. Aliana literally got Hunted all around the galaxy by People just because she was a Sith. No one likes them. Even though she tries to claim that she is not the same as those who caused all the pain the galaxy suffered, they wont believe her. When she try to claim that the Jedi and the Republic were using their influence to destroy a religion who did not bow to them, they didnt believed. When she tried to call herself a victim for everything that happened to her...

No.

One.

Believed.

Her.

Aliana got tired of it. Tired of everything. So she decided to do a thing: Throw herself and her ship into the sun of Jakku, consequentially destroying not only every single trace of herself but also all knowledge the members of her lineage gathered around the galaxy. However, when Aliana was about to finally get her peace, her ship broke because of a piece. Because of that single piece, Aliana had to land on Jakku.

And thats when the fanfic The Sith Resurgence starts.

And thats part 3. Sorry for being late, my life is a Mess but part 4 will be coming soon with a resume of the main fic

See you soon

[ajelementus]

Sneak peek!

New Tumblr series: Batfam in the Multiverse

Coming Soon!! :D

And in preparation...

[apollo-likes-writing]

WRITING MASTERLIST

This list consists of all the work I have posted on this account. There will be things I've missed, and if that's the case it will be rectified. Things are still to be added, so please excuse me if you see things on my account that are not yet on the Masterlist. Feel free to request any fic ideas in my asks (should they be open). Blessed be :)

Requests:Open/Closed

Boundaries

My AO3

Febuwhump 2024 Masterlist

Febuwhump 2025 Masterlist

June of Doom 2024 Masterlist

DC

Oneshots

Fluff

Fresh out of the Box (COMING SOON)

Angst

Tick Tock

After Jason came back from the dead, life continued on as normal. Or did it?

Death in the Family

The world is falling. Dick and Jason are trapped under the rubble of a now-destroyed building. It takes everything to escape. Will potentially do a part 2?

Whump

Left for Dead

He was stupid. Now he deals with the consequences.

Alternate summary: Dick gets shanked lmao

Comedy

Taxi!

(Reader insert)

You applied for a job as a taxi-driver and somehow managed to get it. A lot of very interesting people now enlist your services.

Security Measure

Why is there a T-Rex in the Batcave?

Action

Drabbles

Zombie!Jason

Where Jason returns after his death but not in the way you'd think.

Ghost!Alfred Pennyworth

It's been 70 years, and the family still hasn't figured it out?

Long fic

Revenge is a Dish Best Served Cold [MASTERLIST IN PROGRESS]

Prologue

An alternate universe where Jason Todd never dies to the Joker - but someone else does.

Nothing is truly set in stone. Even meticulously crafted calligraphy on a headstone eventually withers away under the elements until nothing remains legible. It becomes difficult to make out who died, when they did so, and by whom's hand. In times of need, you need to learn who to trust and to what extent. After all, revenge is a dish best served cold. No one ever has any idea who holds the knife at your back.

CALL OF DUTY

Comparative ranks of Call of Duty

A guide on the ranks of different characters and where they stand compared to each other.

Oneshots

Action

Man Down!

The team get into a spot of trouble while hunting for a Malian arms dealer. Soap needs immediate medical attention as a result.

Headcanons

Ghost:

Domestic, holiday, and pride headcanons

Star Wars

Drabbles

Dead no More

Sith!Obi-Wan is killed in battle! Or so they presume. He saunters into the Council Chambers the next day, unharmed.

Long fic

Do Not Touch (Sith!Obi-Wan) (COMING SOON)

Honkai: Star Rail

Long fic

[Lapis Lazuli] (Aventurine/Ratio role swap!)

A role swap!AU where Ratio takes his rejection by Nous a lot harder than he did in canon and loses himself as a result, becoming one of the Ten Stonehearts, while Aventurine is not recruited by the IPC and is instead a scholar in the Intelligentsia Guild.

Inspired by @havanillas

[thrushforreal]

Its May the 4th!

What lightsaber colors would the batfam have? Would they be Jedi? Sith? Something in between, or something that is neither? Lets see! This is purely just for fun for me, if you don’t agreed with colors or anything that's fine, feel free to put in the comments what you think their lightsaber color would actually be!

Alfred: I feel like Alfred wound have a Light Blue Saber, based on his background in military. When he was younger he would have had a Brilliant Blue Saber, but as he grew older it faded. He isn’t any less capable, just older. Just a single sided Saber

Bruce: While it would be great to give Bruce a Black Saber, I personally don’t think it actually fits him. Instead I think that Bruce would have a Magenta Saber. He used to have a Purple Saber, tapping into some dark side techniques whilst training with the League. It turned Magenta after he struggled with his connection to the Force, losing it for a short while after Jasons death. When he finally reconnected with it, he found that his saber had dimmed from Purple to Magenta. He uses a single sided Saber.

Barbara: Babs has a Yellow Green Saber, more Yellow than Green as of late but still Yellow Green. Her color has never changed, not even when the Joker injured her. It didn’t change her, just made her think and use her abilities in a different way. When she does use her Saber it is a single sided one.

Dick: Cyan, a mix between Blue and Green. He used to have an Indigo Saber, a mix between Blue and Purple, and before that a Green Saber. But he no longer uses any Dark side abilities. And after many long hours of meditation he was able to reestablish his connection with just the Light side, although his new connection was no longer just on the spiritual level like it was before. He carries two like his escrima sticks.

Jason: At the moment Jason has an Indigo Saber, although it could change as Jasons Saber has changed the most. When he was first starting out as a young Padawan he had an Orange Saber, never fighting unless he had to, although pranking was very much on the table. After his death and subsequent revival his Saber took on a Purple color, due to Talia and the Leagues teachings. Talia was, unhappy, with this, hoping that he would come out with a Red Saber. When Jason was accepted back into the fold, his saber slowly changed into his now Indigo Saber. You know Ezras gun Saber, yeah Jason has that. He also just has a couple blasters in him, because, it’s Jason.

Cass: Cass has a White Saber. A White saber (for those who might not know) is a Saber that has been ‘healed’ so to say from the red of being on the Dark side. She had a Red Saber growing up, from exclusive use of the Dark side and her fathers influence. When she came to Gotham and started to work with Bruce and the rest of them she went through a Jedi healing ritual for the soul and came out of it with a blinding White Saber. She switches between a double-sided Saber and a single sided Saber.

Steph: Now Steph, you could give her a couple of different colors but I've decided to go with Blue. A deep brilliant Blue, a guardian of her order, always on the front lines, although she does seem to be dipping close to Indigo. She uses a single sided Saber

Tim: Tim has a Yellow Saber, his focus always been on more practical ways of fighting and learning. He and Babs have upgraded countless numbers of Jedi and Sith technologies, improving and perfecting them. He uses a double-sided Saber, like his Bo staff.

Trace: They have an Orange Saber, cementing their insistence on not fighting unless they had to because they are a healer. She has taken it upon herself to learn as many different ways to heal others with and without the force. Their saber is single sided, although rarely used.

Duke: Due to his Metahuman abilities I feel like Duke would have a Green Saber. Those with a Green Saber will tend to use Force abilities more than their saber. It just feels right. Fun fact Duke actually didn’t have a Saber for a good amount of time, and he just used the Force and his Metahuman powers. When he did get his Saber he didn’t want any modifications so he kept it single sided.

Damian: To the disappointment of Talia and Ras Damian has a Purple Saber rather than a Red Saber. He takes after his Father in that way, which is the reason Talia sent him to Bruce. While fighting with his Saber Damian will switch from single sided to double-sided to two sabers swiftly.

Happy May the 4th! May the Force be With You

[amons-hat-enthusiast]

Nine people you would like to know better

I was tagged by @stardustdiver and by @cassieoctavia! I admit, I forgot to do it earlier 😅

Three ships

Lana Beniko x female Sith Inquisitor (or Sith Warrior)

Merlwyb Bloefhiswyn x female Warrior of Light

Urianger Augurelt x Moenbryda Wilfsunnwyn (oh look, I actually have het ships! XD)

First ship ever

I was like, 7 years old when I shipped two characters and those were Alfred Hedgehog and Camille Wallaby from The Mysteries of Alfred Hedgehog, my at that time favorite cartoon. But that was long before I knew what shipping is. My first official ship would be Ahsoka Tano x Lux Bonteri from Star Wars The Clone Wars.

Last song

Last movie

Oppenheimer 😐 (I was dragged to the cinema by my mom)

Currently reading

Darth Plagueis by James Luceno! I'm on part three and it's soooo good!!! If you're a Star Wars fan, this book is a must-read!

Currently consuming

Right now? Nothing. But I did eat a small pack of crackers for dinner an hour ago.

Currently craving

It's been a few days quite some time since I had my dose of noodles...

Tag nine people :)

@bjornthefloof (očekuj da te tagujem svuda, nema ti spasa >:) ) @serenofroses @oneiroy @fantasmagoriam @elevlynn-peace @mxkelsifer @sushee @bnuuywol @astralflows

[b33-girl-antennae]

b33k33p3r jrpg voice headcanons part 2. final fantasy VII

cloud sounds like a pubescent duke nukem

barret sounds like mr. T with extra smokes

tifa sounds like tiffany grant as asuka

aeris sounds like how jessie sounds in the FF7 remake

red XIII sounds like mister spock, until cosmo canyon, in which he clears his throat and talks like longmont potion castle for the rest of the game

yuffie sounds like juliet starling

cait sith sounds like peter griffin with a slight scottish edge (via a voice changer)

vincent sounds like robert pattinson batman

cid sounds like michael gira (early raw "i am going to kill you" swans)

sephiroth sounds like evil coop (from twin peaks the return) or michael gira (introspective haunting swans)

NPCs that are important (in order of appearance)

biggs and wedge sound like elwood and jake of the blues brothers respectively

jessie sounds like the nerd emoji but a girl

president shinra sounds like alfred hitchcock

rufus shinra sounds like patrick bateman

reeve sounds like new york peter griffin

palmer sounds like james from team rocket but gayer and significantly less malebossy

scarlet sounds like jessie from team rocket but gayer and significantly more girlbossy

heidegger sounds like hagrid

hojo sounds like the blind old guy from monty python and the holy grail

reno, rude, and elena all sound like goons that ride the bus to work and get the shit beaten out of them by batman

tseng sounds like a goon too but he tries to sound like rufus

bugenhagen sounds like MIKE (from twin peaks)

dio sounds like kronk with good self-image

mr. coates sounds like queer duck

dyne sounds like a white version of mr. T

shera sounds like [librarian stereotype]

mukki sounds like a massive sexy russian man

[hikaruchen]

Been thinking about alhtred lately (talking as if I had ever got rid of them) and i must say the reactions of this guy on yt are so spot on!! It’s like he could read my mind and his comprehension of the relationship of Uhtred and Alfred is great as well! The expression when Sith saw Alfred crying is exactly the same as mine hahaha

[smww4ever]

Even More Thoughts

This post is directed to those poisoned by the concept of ‘Wonderbat’. If you have sense to know that this will never work then you’re fine. Nor is this post a recruitment effort to get you to embrace SuperWonder. Or anything else. It’s really something that should be shunned. (I’m hearing that it’s affected the whole planet.) I get it, you were smitten with an attractive actor and the flirting between these characters probably turned you on. Ooh sparks.

No just stop.

You need to have compassion and understanding for Diana. Her background and who she is wouldn’t support it.

Let’s look at our sad world. We have plenty of billionaires. No Batman. Despite whatever philanthropic efforts any of these guys do, we know that they aren’t clean. The world is a mess. They got dirt, skeletons, probably nasty deeds maybe even some cadavers stacked up somewhere in their closet. They didn’t make it to where they are by being nice. You know that.

Would you pair an immortal woman with superpowers with any of these schmucks even with their billions?

Probably not.

Here are our most notable.

Elon. He is a baby daddy to 10 kids. You want Diana to be another notch on his list?

Bezos. He looks like a classic Lex. His current lady is dark-tressed but she is no Wonder.

Alex Soros. The young offspring of Sith Lord George. You want her to dine on lizard au gratin every night? C’mon!

Mark Z. He looks like a robot droid. Even the guy playing Lex in Snyder’s franchise is based off him. Slimy.

And last but not least, Mr. Gates. I don’t even need to go there. Yea BIG nope.

With her Lasso of Truth, their secrets would come out and consequently their heads would explode. You know Di would have to put an end to evil empires in some way.

Romance? Nah.

There are others. Look how leathery, saggy they are. Why would Diana want to be with that?

There really is no purpose in Wonderbat.

Bruce is the only fictional billionaire that does good and looks handsome in his comic depictions, but he’s no match in any way for Diana.

His head would explode along with the rest of his nightly bruised body.

I’m going to hang with Alfred now. Get some tea. Because even he agrees.

Peace out✌️

This is the quickest edit I threw together. Imperfect but you get the point. Seriously meditate on this.

There are 4 nopes and a hell no way nope. The rest are omg nooooo!!!

Remember maybe hooking up with a billionaire is your fantasy but it’s not hers. (Hers is probably helping to make the world a truly better place.)

Wonderbat needs to be buried in the dustbins of comic book history. 🌬️💨

[ao3feed-superbat]

Batman vs Darth Vader Battle of the Death Star

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/NRhleB3 by Connormcgranahan Darth Vader is sent to Earth by order of the Emperor to capture the Man of Steel himself Superman in exchange to Darkseid for the Empire to gain a power trade for Apokolips with Superman now missing in action the world's greatest detective is forced to take action investigating imperial activities in both Metropolis and Gotham but when Batman learns about the space bounty hunter known as Boba Fett Batman journies to his home planet Tatooine where he interrogates Boba to learn of Superman's where abouts leading him to face the Dark Lord of the Sith himself. But how can one man stop a half man half machine with the power of the force? Words: 544, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English Fandoms: Batman (Comics), Star Wars Original Trilogy Rating: General Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Categories: F/M Characters: Bruce Wayne, Anakin Skywalker | Darth Vader, Clark Kent, Sheev Palpatine | Darth Sidious, J'onn J'onzz, Alfred Pennyworth, Barbara Gordon, Jim Gordon (DCU), Boba Fett, Lois Lane, Harvey Dent, Lucius Fox Relationships: Clark Kent/Bruce Wayne, Darth Sidious/Darth Vader, J'onn J'onzz & Bruce Wayne, Alfred Pennyworth/Bruce Wayne, Barbara Gordon/Bruce Wayne, Jim Gordon/Bruce Wayne, Lois Lane/Bruce Wayne, Clark Kent/Lois Lane, Boba Fett/Darth Vader, Harvey Dent/Bruce Wayne, Lucius Fox/Bruce Wayne Additional Tags: Superheroes, Supervillains, Epic, Space Opera, Crossover read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/NRhleB3

[ao3feed-brucewayne]

Batman vs Darth Vader Battle of the Death Star

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/Iv2Ffkb by Connormcgranahan Darth Vader is sent to Earth by order of the Emperor to capture the Man of Steel himself Superman in exchange to Darkseid for the Empire to gain a power trade for Apokolips with Superman now missing in action the world's greatest detective is forced to take action investigating imperial activities in both Metropolis and Gotham but when Batman learns about the space bounty hunter known as Boba Fett Batman journies to his home planet Tatooine where he interrogates Boba to learn of Superman's where abouts leading him to face the Dark Lord of the Sith himself. But how can one man stop a half man half machine with the power of the force? Words: 544, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English Fandoms: Batman (Comics), Star Wars Original Trilogy Rating: General Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Categories: F/M Characters: Bruce Wayne, Anakin Skywalker | Darth Vader, Clark Kent, Sheev Palpatine | Darth Sidious, J'onn J'onzz, Alfred Pennyworth, Barbara Gordon, Jim Gordon (DCU), Boba Fett, Lois Lane, Harvey Dent Relationships: Clark Kent/Bruce Wayne, Darth Sidious/Darth Vader, J'onn J'onzz & Bruce Wayne, Alfred Pennyworth/Bruce Wayne, Barbara Gordon/Bruce Wayne, Jim Gordon/Bruce Wayne, Lois Lane/Bruce Wayne, Clark Kent/Lois Lane, Boba Fett/Darth Vader, Harvey Dent/Bruce Wayne Additional Tags: Superheroes, Supervillains, Epic, Space Opera, Crossover read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/Iv2Ffkb

[ncxaeterna]

Varian Halliard - Psychometrics Results

Obi-Wan Kenobi (Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith) I will do what I must.

Alfred Pennyworth (Gotham) It is one thing saying you've changed, and another actually changing.

Yu Shu Lien (Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon) Fighters have rules, too. Friendship, trust, integrity. Always keep your promise. Without rules we wouldn't survive long.

Eddard Stark (Game of Thrones) The man who passes the sentence should swing the sword.