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Happy 52nd Birthday, Ewan!
Showcasing my favorite of Ewan's roles (so far) to celebrate his birthday:
1. Mark Renton, Trainspotting (1996) and T2 Trainspotting (2017) 2. Obi-Wan Kenobi, Star Wars 3. Alex Law, Shallow Grave (1994) 4. Alfred Jones, Salmon Fishing in the Yemen (2011) 5. Danny Torrance, Doctor Sleep (2019)
#ewan mcgregor#ewan's 52nd <3#mark renton#trainspotting#t2 trainspotting#obi wan kenobi#star wars#owk#revenge of the sith#alex law#shallow grave#alfred jones#salmon fishing in the yemen#danny torrance#doctor sleep#i was almost late but we don't talk about that#phoenixspencer gifs
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If Bruce Wayne lived in the star wars universe he would be a Mandalorian
#i mean he's got the classic adoption problems#superman would obviously be like the perfect jedi (btw we dont hate on jeid here)#nightwing would most def be a mandalorian jedi#and talia would be deathwatch#also lets make her a descendant of tarre vizsla#that way Dami can be one as well#bruce was adopted by a random mandalorian named alfred who he had never met before when he was agremlin child after his parents death#tim is originally new mandalorian which is funny cause they're pacisifts and he well...isn't#bruce threatened to adopt kon if clark didnt#both tim and kon were very happy clark finally decided to accept his son cause bruce adopting kon wouldve made stuff all kinds of awkward#idk who all are jedi or just non jedi or sith affiliated force users#sorry i got distracted#i really want to read a dc star wars fusion fic now#but yeah batman would def be a mando
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Hey hey hey gotham as a sith empire au where Alfred is hiding Bruce because his parents died protecting Bruce from being taken for sith training
#Gotham#Batman#Star wars au#Alfred#Bruce wayne#This is specifically based on the gotham show#Because it's perfect#And I think the people of gotham could benefit from jedi training#Me who hates crossovers: hold my beer I got a great idea#Crossovers#I have so many thoughts about this#Gotham sith au
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He'd get his shebs whooped by any True Mandalorians bc "What the osik do you MEAN you're letting them in battle before they're 14?!"
star wars / batman au and bruce is a mandalorian who picks up foundlings like nobody’s business and loudly & vocally disapproves of the jedi even though half his kids are proficient in the force
#oh man oh man wait armor color meaning?!?!?!?!#ok black is justice which is really funny#red is honoring a family member. green is duty. (but dark green is gaurding or protecting) and yellow is rememberance. aw robin :'(#then nightwing is grey mourning lost love/family member and blue. blue is reliability but light blue is love and dark is fighting for a cau#red hood. grey aforementioned. scarlet red is defiance or relentlessness and brownish is power. add in some silver for redemption tho?? 😍#timmy... hm. i think he has accents of gold for vengeance and white for a fresh start#dami deffo has lots of red for honoring a parent and maybe some bronze for 'high status'#hdjskajag the al guhls are a death watch sect?#or maybe some sith acolytes? think bando gora but uhhhh less freaky#babs has accents of green for duty and reds for honoring a parent. but the blacks of justice are for sure there.#cass has a lot of silver for seeking redemption. some teal for healing maybe? teal white and yellow accents.#steph! purple for luck! yellow for remembrance! magenta accents or designs for passion!#ok so jay he picked up on an op. maybe the cori underworld?#dicks family died while running the circus circuit in mid rim.#alfred was a mando who took in bruce. he was friends with Bs family#alderani diplomats? to account for bits of his senses of justice and pseudo peace?#does he still hate guns?? cause lets get bruce one of the flute knives then#timmys parents were cori nobility? whats the word thats not nobility? aristocrats?#idk. he just informed them he was leaving and did i guess. but the rest is similar to cannon#dami is self explanitory#batfam#mando'ade#so yeah kal'buir would not have a leg to stand on but would try anyway#whats their clan? wayne?#and is their clan sigil the batman bat?
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Ophelia (2018) // November Nights, Arden Mae // House of the Dragon (2022-) // Persephone Returns, Emily Rose Cole // Ophelia, Friedrich Wilhelm Theodor Heyser // Mystery of Love, Sufjan Stevens // Fire with Fire (1986) // Spring and All, Cathy Park Hong // On-drakón (2015) // The Complex Sentence, Tony Hoagland // The Musketeers (2014-2016) // [from a letter], Sylvia Plath // 1883 (2021-22) // The Leaving Season, Jihyun Yun // Dorian Gray (2009) // The Lady of Shalott, Alfred Tennyson // Anne of Green Gables (1985) // Advantages of Being Evergreen, Oliver Baez Bendorf // Ophelia, John Everett Millais // Hamlet, William Shakespeare // Melancholia (2011) // Wild Geese, Mary Oliver // Revenge of the Sith (2005) // Summer Morning, Mary Oliver
#ophelia#perioddramaedit#cinematv#cinemapix#dailytvfilmgifs#filmedit#usersource#useroptional#chewieblog#userbbelcher#userstream#userbells#userbecca#userhayf#userrobin#ughmerlins#underbetelgeuse#mine:gifs#holy shoutout to MEG for not only holding my hand through this entire thing but also clipping three (3!!!!) of these for me#web weaving
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Hello, I hope you are doing alright! So I can have a kinda cross over idea for a teen male reader. a mix of Batfam and star wars. The reader is a Jedi padawan that had to flee towards the Earth after the Jedi were forced into hiding and the rest is up to you.
Oh... It's been years since I watched Star Wars, but wiki is here to help. If there is something inaccurate, my apologies. Also, I had to put this iconic line in here.
Summary: (Y/N) is a Jedi who ran.
Warnings:
Earth wasn't a bad experience for (Y/N). After all, he has seen many different species and has seen a lot of things that would make everyone's skin crawl. It took a while for him to adjust to life here on Earth. It was... Interesting more than anything, but he did miss his fellow Jedis.
The Sith have taken over and every single Jedi was forced into hiding and they were forced to run. (Y/N) was a padawan, well, still is, but he doesn't really have any formal training, but he managed to pick up a few materials to study.
Padawans ran the farthest and hid extremely well. They had to, they would be the first targets for the Sith to kill them. (Y/N) for some reason actually loved Earth. Here, humans were a little bit weird, but he found success here as a writer.
He has always loved writing and then humans here liked it? He had no problem writing. He wrote under a pseudonym and he really enjoyed. Soon, he found a part time job in a really big tech company called Wayne Enterprises.
He worked hard there, despite it being a part time job. He enjoyed and he offered some insight to technology. Lucius Fox noticed him quickly and took his under his wing almost automatically. Such talent as Lucius would say, can't go to waste. He would be feeling guilty beyond belief.
There he met his now boyfriend Bruce Wayne.
Bruce and (Y/N) met when Bruce walked in the laboratory, wanting to see Lucius about something, but he found (Y/N) instead. (Y/N) and Bruce talked until Lucius came. He smirked as he saw something between the two.
He waited for a few moments before coming in, introducing (Y/N) once more to Bruce. Then, Lucius took Bruce and left (Y/N) to work alone in the lab. (Y/N) didn't think much of those conversations. He didn't look for anything exciting. It was just in his code as a padawan.
But Bruce wanted something more. (Y/N) was slightly conflicted about it with his training and everything he has been taught. But there was something about Bruce that made him... Well, (Y/N) had a few hot nights with himself after a meeting with Bruce that day.
That has been going on for a few months until Bruce has decided to man up and bite the bullet to ask (Y/N) out on a date. He really wanted this, so he had to be very careful and not scare him away. It took Bruce a few months to realize that he was bisexual so he said screw it.
He will ask him out. Even if (Y/N) says no, then that's life.
You could only imagine Bruce's surprise when (Y/N) said yes to the date. Bruce was shocked, but happy that (Y/N) has accepted it. Bruce told (Y/N) he would pick him up at his place and to be ready by 7 pm. Bruce was never so nervous in his life.
His kids noticed, how could they not? But Alfred told them that there will be hell to pay if they try to do something to (Y/N) and Bruce and if they try something to jeopardize the date.
Of course, they won't disobey their actual authority figure in the house so they waited with Alfred. Everyone was wondering whether or not he was in love and they have been wondering about (Y/N). What was he like? Is he cute? How come Bruce asked a guy? Is (Y/N) a gold digger?
All of those important questions, you know. They have to look out for their dad you know? Sure, Bruce is no fool, but still. And maybe, just maybe, they were bored with their lives.
Bruce and (Y/N)? Oh, they had a wonderful time. Bruce and (Y/N) talked about a lot of stuff. Bruce just wanted to know (Y/N) even more. He really did. Something was just... Bruce may have fallen in love.
And (Y/N)? Oh dear God, he fell hard. But still, he was scared to break the code. But he already got bonded to Gotham. It was a very peculiar city to him and he loved it. He didn't have it in his heart to ever leave this city. More so to leave Bruce. There was something about Bruce that (Y/N) found interesting.
Bruce drove (Y/N) back home that night and (Y/N) meditated before going to bed. Bruce, on the other hand, had patrol to go on. And let me tell you, the kids weren't letting up. The entire patrol was chaotic and Bruce under a line of fire from his sons.
It was just tiring and... Bruce was happy that he was patient with his sons. He really was.
Bruce introduced (Y/N) to his sons after a year of dating. He wanted to take it slowly and to see how he would react. Not everyone wants to date a man, a father of four more precisely. He told (Y/N) that he had kids on the first date. It was to make sure that there were no misunderstandings.
The introduction went very well. Everyone loved how (Y/N) was calm and relaxed, an oasis so to speak. A complete opposite of Bruce. Damian loved the way he meditated. Damian already called dibs on (Y/N). Tim said that he would borrow him for tech stuff. Jason simply gravitated due to the fact that he was calm and so... Balanced. Dick simply loved the fact that (Y/N) was a calm person.
But nothing is ever perfect and nothing lasts forever.
(Y/N) had to come clean to Bruce. He had to tell him about his Jedi side. He couldn't lie to him about it and he didn't like that something so heavy on his shoulders.
Bruce was worried when (Y/N) told him that they need to talk to him. Bruce could see that it was something serious and he thought that they were going to break up.
He didn't understand the word Jedi. What? Bruce thought that (Y/N) was crazy. Then (Y/N) used the Force and showed him his lightsaber. Bruce had to sit down for a second. Okay... What the hell is going on?
(Y/N) told him everything about Jedi Order and the Sith. He told him about the Sith taking over and forcing Jedi's into hiding. Bruce processed it all and asked him about leaving Earth. It was a valid question.
(Y/N) told him he couldn't leave because he got attached. He loved Bruce and his sons and that he couldn't leave. Even as if gets safe. Bruce hugged his boyfriend tightly, giving him a kiss. After calming himself down he also told (Y/N) that he has something to confess.
(Y/N) didn't expect to hear that Bruce Wayne is Batman. And that his kids are the birds, but hey... At lease they were honest with one another. Bruce and (Y/N) shared a hug that day, happy that they got honest.
And that's what led to this moment between the two of them, in the middle of the night. It was a difficult patrol for those involved and Bruce just wanted some comfort. (Y/N) had to step in with his Force and everyone was just exhausted.
(Y/N) also had to come clean to the kids and they all wanted to see more of his Force, but he was too tired to even think, let alone use the Force. Bruce ushered everyone to go to the showers and just go to sleep.
(Y/N) and Bruce shared the shower, making sure that they are okay and unharmed. (Y/N) allowed himself to be lead to the bed to be changed by Bruce, who understood that this was not something that (Y/N) is used to. (Y/N) isn't used to operating every night.
(Y/N) reached out for Bruce who happily took his hand into his and squeezed, letting him now he is here. (Y/N) sighed as he relaxed, Bruce getting behind him and wrapping his arms around his boyfriend.
" Sleep honey, you deserve it. " Bruce murmured into the back of (Y/N)'s neck. (Y/N) nodded and just relaxed... The night wasn't really over yet.
All four sons came in at same time, seemingly having a bad dream at the same time. (Y/N) and Bruce welcomed them in. (Y/N) just got squished between them all and thankfully, Bruce had a big bed
For some reason, he wouldn't have it any other way.
#dc comics#dc x male reader#x male reader#batfamily#bruce wayne x male reader#jason todd x male reader#batman x male reader#red hood x male reader#tim drake x male reader#red robin x male reader#damian wayne x male reader#robin x male reader#dick grayson x male reader#nightwing x male reader
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Sneak peek!
New Tumblr series: Batfam in the Multiverse
Coming Soon!! :D
And in preparation...
#damian wayne#batfamily#star wars#lightsaber#fanart#fanfiction#crossover#crossover art#crossover fanfiction#sneak peek#my art#robin damian wayne#dc robin#poll#batfam#dick grayson#jason todd#alfred pennyworth#batkids#bruce wayne#tim drake#stephanie brown#cassandra cain#spoiler dc#dc batgirl#barbara gordon
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WRITING MASTERLIST
This list consists of all the work I have posted on this account. There will be things I've missed, and if that's the case it will be rectified. Things are still to be added, so please excuse me if you see things on my account that are not yet on the Masterlist. Feel free to request any fic ideas in my asks (should they be open). Blessed be :)
Requests:Open/Closed
Boundaries
My AO3
Febuwhump 2024 Masterlist
June of Doom 2024 Masterlist
DC
Oneshots
Fluff
Fresh out of the Box (COMING SOON)
Angst
Tick Tock
After Jason came back from the dead, life continued on as normal. Or did it?
Death in the Family
The world is falling. Dick and Jason are trapped under the rubble of a now-destroyed building. It takes everything to escape. Will potentially do a part 2?
Whump
Left for Dead
He was stupid. Now he deals with the consequences.
Alternate summary: Dick gets shanked lmao
Comedy
Taxi!
(Reader insert)
You applied for a job as a taxi-driver and somehow managed to get it. A lot of very interesting people now enlist your services.
Security Measure
Why is there a T-Rex in the Batcave?
Action
Drabbles
Zombie!Jason
Where Jason returns after his death but not in the way you'd think.
Ghost!Alfred Pennyworth
It's been 70 years, and the family still hasn't figured it out?
Long fic
Revenge is a Dish Best Served Cold [MASTERLIST IN PROGRESS]
Prologue
An alternate universe where Jason Todd never dies to the Joker - but someone else does.
Nothing is truly set in stone. Even meticulously crafted calligraphy on a headstone eventually withers away under the elements until nothing remains legible. It becomes difficult to make out who died, when they did so, and by whom's hand. In times of need, you need to learn who to trust and to what extent. After all, revenge is a dish best served cold. No one ever has any idea who holds the knife at your back.
CALL OF DUTY
Comparative ranks of Call of Duty
A guide on the ranks of different characters and where they stand compared to each other.
Oneshots
Action
Man Down!
The team get into a spot of trouble while hunting for a Malian arms dealer. Soap needs immediate medical attention as a result.
Headcanons
Ghost:
Domestic, holiday, and pride headcanons
Star Wars
Drabbles
Dead no More
Sith!Obi-Wan is killed in battle! Or so they presume. He saunters into the Council Chambers the next day, unharmed.
Long fic
Do Not Touch (Sith!Obi-Wan) (COMING SOON)
Honkai: Star Rail
Long fic
[Lapis Lazuli] (Aventurine/Ratio role swap!)
A role swap!AU where Ratio takes his rejection by Nous a lot harder than he did in canon and loses himself as a result, becoming one of the Ten Stonehearts, while Aventurine is not recruited by the IPC and is instead a scholar in the Intelligentsia Guild.
Inspired by @havanillas
#dc comics#batfamily#gotham#batman#dc#cod mw2#cod mwii#cod mw3#cod#cod modern warfare#star wars#star wars au#star wars fanfiction
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Its May the 4th!
What lightsaber colors would the batfam have? Would they be Jedi? Sith? Something in between, or something that is neither? Lets see! This is purely just for fun for me, if you don’t agreed with colors or anything that's fine, feel free to put in the comments what you think their lightsaber color would actually be!
Alfred: I feel like Alfred wound have a Light Blue Saber, based on his background in military. When he was younger he would have had a Brilliant Blue Saber, but as he grew older it faded. He isn’t any less capable, just older. Just a single sided Saber
Bruce: While it would be great to give Bruce a Black Saber, I personally don’t think it actually fits him. Instead I think that Bruce would have a Magenta Saber. He used to have a Purple Saber, tapping into some dark side techniques whilst training with the League. It turned Magenta after he struggled with his connection to the Force, losing it for a short while after Jasons death. When he finally reconnected with it, he found that his saber had dimmed from Purple to Magenta. He uses a single sided Saber.
Barbara: Babs has a Yellow Green Saber, more Yellow than Green as of late but still Yellow Green. Her color has never changed, not even when the Joker injured her. It didn’t change her, just made her think and use her abilities in a different way. When she does use her Saber it is a single sided one.
Dick: Cyan, a mix between Blue and Green. He used to have an Indigo Saber, a mix between Blue and Purple, and before that a Green Saber. But he no longer uses any Dark side abilities. And after many long hours of meditation he was able to reestablish his connection with just the Light side, although his new connection was no longer just on the spiritual level like it was before. He carries two like his escrima sticks.
Jason: At the moment Jason has an Indigo Saber, although it could change as Jasons Saber has changed the most. When he was first starting out as a young Padawan he had an Orange Saber, never fighting unless he had to, although pranking was very much on the table. After his death and subsequent revival his Saber took on a Purple color, due to Talia and the Leagues teachings. Talia was, unhappy, with this, hoping that he would come out with a Red Saber. When Jason was accepted back into the fold, his saber slowly changed into his now Indigo Saber. You know Ezras gun Saber, yeah Jason has that. He also just has a couple blasters in him, because, it’s Jason.
Cass: Cass has a White Saber. A White saber (for those who might not know) is a Saber that has been ‘healed’ so to say from the red of being on the Dark side. She had a Red Saber growing up, from exclusive use of the Dark side and her fathers influence. When she came to Gotham and started to work with Bruce and the rest of them she went through a Jedi healing ritual for the soul and came out of it with a blinding White Saber. She switches between a double-sided Saber and a single sided Saber.
Steph: Now Steph, you could give her a couple of different colors but I've decided to go with Blue. A deep brilliant Blue, a guardian of her order, always on the front lines, although she does seem to be dipping close to Indigo. She uses a single sided Saber
Tim: Tim has a Yellow Saber, his focus always been on more practical ways of fighting and learning. He and Babs have upgraded countless numbers of Jedi and Sith technologies, improving and perfecting them. He uses a double-sided Saber, like his Bo staff.
Trace: They have an Orange Saber, cementing their insistence on not fighting unless they had to because they are a healer. She has taken it upon herself to learn as many different ways to heal others with and without the force. Their saber is single sided, although rarely used.
Duke: Due to his Metahuman abilities I feel like Duke would have a Green Saber. Those with a Green Saber will tend to use Force abilities more than their saber. It just feels right. Fun fact Duke actually didn’t have a Saber for a good amount of time, and he just used the Force and his Metahuman powers. When he did get his Saber he didn’t want any modifications so he kept it single sided.
Damian: To the disappointment of Talia and Ras Damian has a Purple Saber rather than a Red Saber. He takes after his Father in that way, which is the reason Talia sent him to Bruce. While fighting with his Saber Damian will switch from single sided to double-sided to two sabers swiftly.
Happy May the 4th! May the Force be With You
#BatFam#Batman Oc#dc#star wars#lightsaber#shapes and colors#alfred pennyworth#bruce wayne#dick grayson#barbara gordon#jason todd#cassandra cain#cassandra wayne#tim drake#tim drake-wayne#trace drake#trace drake-wayne#stephanie brown#duke thomas#damian al ghul#damian wayne#this was fun for me
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Nine people you would like to know better
I was tagged by @stardustdiver and by @cassieoctavia! I admit, I forgot to do it earlier 😅
Three ships
Lana Beniko x female Sith Inquisitor (or Sith Warrior)
Merlwyb Bloefhiswyn x female Warrior of Light
Urianger Augurelt x Moenbryda Wilfsunnwyn (oh look, I actually have het ships! XD)
First ship ever
I was like, 7 years old when I shipped two characters and those were Alfred Hedgehog and Camille Wallaby from The Mysteries of Alfred Hedgehog, my at that time favorite cartoon. But that was long before I knew what shipping is. My first official ship would be Ahsoka Tano x Lux Bonteri from Star Wars The Clone Wars.
Last song
youtube
Last movie
Oppenheimer 😐 (I was dragged to the cinema by my mom)
Currently reading
Darth Plagueis by James Luceno! I'm on part three and it's soooo good!!! If you're a Star Wars fan, this book is a must-read!
Currently consuming
Right now? Nothing. But I did eat a small pack of crackers for dinner an hour ago.
Currently craving
It's been a few days quite some time since I had my dose of noodles...
Tag nine people :)
@bjornthefloof (očekuj da te tagujem svuda, nema ti spasa >:) ) @serenofroses @oneiroy @fantasmagoriam @elevlynn-peace @mxkelsifer @sushee @bnuuywol @astralflows
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b33k33p3r jrpg voice headcanons part 2. final fantasy VII
cloud sounds like a pubescent duke nukem
barret sounds like mr. T with extra smokes
tifa sounds like tiffany grant as asuka
aeris sounds like how jessie sounds in the FF7 remake
red XIII sounds like mister spock, until cosmo canyon, in which he clears his throat and talks like longmont potion castle for the rest of the game
yuffie sounds like juliet starling
cait sith sounds like peter griffin with a slight scottish edge (via a voice changer)
vincent sounds like robert pattinson batman
cid sounds like michael gira (early raw "i am going to kill you" swans)
sephiroth sounds like evil coop (from twin peaks the return) or michael gira (introspective haunting swans)
NPCs that are important (in order of appearance)
biggs and wedge sound like elwood and jake of the blues brothers respectively
jessie sounds like the nerd emoji but a girl
president shinra sounds like alfred hitchcock
rufus shinra sounds like patrick bateman
reeve sounds like new york peter griffin
palmer sounds like james from team rocket but gayer and significantly less malebossy
scarlet sounds like jessie from team rocket but gayer and significantly more girlbossy
heidegger sounds like hagrid
hojo sounds like the blind old guy from monty python and the holy grail
reno, rude, and elena all sound like goons that ride the bus to work and get the shit beaten out of them by batman
tseng sounds like a goon too but he tries to sound like rufus
bugenhagen sounds like MIKE (from twin peaks)
dio sounds like kronk with good self-image
mr. coates sounds like queer duck
dyne sounds like a white version of mr. T
shera sounds like [librarian stereotype]
mukki sounds like a massive sexy russian man
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Been thinking about alhtred lately (talking as if I had ever got rid of them) and i must say the reactions of this guy on yt are so spot on!! It’s like he could read my mind and his comprehension of the relationship of Uhtred and Alfred is great as well! The expression when Sith saw Alfred crying is exactly the same as mine hahaha
#the last kingdom#alfred x uhtred#alhtred#got no time to rewatch the show so instead I’m watching these and GOD I MISS THIS SHOW SO MUCH#like#AHHHHHHHH#Youtube
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Even More Thoughts
This post is directed to those poisoned by the concept of ‘Wonderbat’. If you have sense to know that this will never work then you’re fine. Nor is this post a recruitment effort to get you to embrace SuperWonder. Or anything else. It’s really something that should be shunned. (I’m hearing that it’s affected the whole planet.) I get it, you were smitten with an attractive actor and the flirting between these characters probably turned you on. Ooh sparks.
No just stop.
You need to have compassion and understanding for Diana. Her background and who she is wouldn’t support it.
Let’s look at our sad world. We have plenty of billionaires. No Batman. Despite whatever philanthropic efforts any of these guys do, we know that they aren’t clean. The world is a mess. They got dirt, skeletons, probably nasty deeds maybe even some cadavers stacked up somewhere in their closet. They didn’t make it to where they are by being nice. You know that.
Would you pair an immortal woman with superpowers with any of these schmucks even with their billions?
Probably not.
Here are our most notable.
Elon. He is a baby daddy to 10 kids. You want Diana to be another notch on his list?
Bezos. He looks like a classic Lex. His current lady is dark-tressed but she is no Wonder.
Alex Soros. The young offspring of Sith Lord George. You want her to dine on lizard au gratin every night? C’mon!
Mark Z. He looks like a robot droid. Even the guy playing Lex in Snyder’s franchise is based off him. Slimy.
And last but not least, Mr. Gates. I don’t even need to go there. Yea BIG nope.
With her Lasso of Truth, their secrets would come out and consequently their heads would explode. You know Di would have to put an end to evil empires in some way.
Romance? Nah.
There are others. Look how leathery, saggy they are. Why would Diana want to be with that?
There really is no purpose in Wonderbat.
Bruce is the only fictional billionaire that does good and looks handsome in his comic depictions, but he’s no match in any way for Diana.
His head would explode along with the rest of his nightly bruised body.
I’m going to hang with Alfred now. Get some tea. Because even he agrees.
Peace out✌️
This is the quickest edit I threw together. Imperfect but you get the point. Seriously meditate on this.
There are 4 nopes and a hell no way nope. The rest are omg nooooo!!!
Remember maybe hooking up with a billionaire is your fantasy but it’s not hers. (Hers is probably helping to make the world a truly better place.)
Wonderbat needs to be buried in the dustbins of comic book history. 🌬️💨
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Top 100 Films
I made this list a few days ago after feeling irritated at the predictability and staleness of the Sight & Sound list, but really I think this a good moment for me to make this list for myself. As you will see from my end of year list in a month, the emergence of a continuous type of filmmaking - Tiktok and Douyin filmmakers posting every day, Youtubers posting every few days - presents a new kind of problem for me who actually wants to make lists that do justice to beautiful filmmaking movements. So this may be the last time to even really want to make an all time list that focuses on the indvidual works rather than the directors filmographies as continuous entities. Although I couldn’t make a normal top 10 poll, and it was better in the end to have a 100 poll as an alternative to the full list, I have put in bold 7 films which I would definitely put in a top 10.
Hypocrites (dir. Lois Weber, 1915)
7th Heaven (dir. Frank Borzage, 1927)
Themes and Variations (dir. Germaine Dulac, 1928)
The Seashell and the Clergyman (dir. Germaine Dulac, 1928)
City Lights (dir. Charlie Chaplin, 1931)
Le métro (dir. Georges Franju & Henri Langlois, 1934)
The Story of the Last Chrysanthemum (dir. Kenji Mizoguchi, 1939)
Bambi (dir. David Hand, 1942)
Now, Voyager (dir. Irving Rapper, 1942)
Meet Me in St. Louis (dir. Vincente Minnelli, 1944)
Spring in a Small Town (dir. Fei Mu, 1948)
Song of Love (dir. Jean Genet, 1950)
Awaara (dir. Raj Kapoor, 1951)
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Like My Father Before Me
by Breesa One of Master Bruce's former apprentices, Padawan Dick Grayson, seeks his help to capture and bring to justice a brand-new Sith menace. Words: 2387, Chapters: 1/6, Language: English Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: Gen Characters: Bruce Wayne, Dick Grayson, Tim Drake, Jason Todd, Alfred Pennyworth, Stephanie Brown, Cassandra Cain, Duke Thomas Relationships: Dick Grayson & Bruce Wayne, Jason Todd & Bruce Wayne, Tim Drake & Bruce Wayne, Tim Drake & Dick Grayson, Alfred Pennyworth & Bruce Wayne, Stephanie Brown & Bruce Wayne, Cassandra Cain & Bruce Wayne, Duke Thomas & Bruce Wayne, Dick Grayson & Tim Drake & Cassandra Cain & Stephanie Brown & Duke Thomas Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Star Wars Setting, Bruce Wayne is a Jedi Master, Bruce Wayne is Bad at Communicating, Dick Grayson is Bruce Wayne's Padawan, Batfamily (DCU), Batbrothers (DCU), Force Bond (Star Wars), Hurt/Comfort, Seduction to the Dark Side, Angst, Canon-Typical Violence, Conversations, Bruce Wayne Has Issues, Team as Family, Master & Padawan Relationships (Star Wars), Confrontations, Regret, Bruce Wayne Tries, Misunderstandings, Forgiveness, Force Ghosts (Star Wars), BAMF Tim Drake, Hurt Dick Grayson, BAMF Cassandra Cain, BAMF Duke Thomas, Stephanie Brown Hates Droids, Jason Todd Needs A Hug, Jedi as Found Family (Star Wars), Self-Indulgent, No beta we die like Jay via https://ift.tt/kLeb5am
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Varian Halliard - Psychometrics Results
Obi-Wan Kenobi (Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith) I will do what I must.
Alfred Pennyworth (Gotham) It is one thing saying you've changed, and another actually changing.
Yu Shu Lien (Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon) Fighters have rules, too. Friendship, trust, integrity. Always keep your promise. Without rules we wouldn't survive long.
Eddard Stark (Game of Thrones) The man who passes the sentence should swing the sword.
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