#sirius x potter reader

[mallowsweetmiri]

I have this potter!reader x Sirius hc that Sirius is SUPER polite around you. Like especially after he moves into your house, he starts to treat you like a princess. Maybe it’s Euphemia and Montys influence on him, or the fact that he wants to show respect to James’ younger sister, but he acts like a complete gentlemen towards you. Even when you’re back at school, he no longer says crude or immature things when you’re around. He consistently offers to give you his jacket when you’re cold and even listens when you tell the marauders not to pull overzealous pranks. At first it seemed like he was just trying to win over the favor of the youngest Potter family member, but when you get home for Christmas and he’s talking privately with Monty in his office, you start to think his actions mean something more…

[randommultifandomrants]

Being a girl is: wanting to go to bed early but deciding to just get on tumblr/wattpad/Ao3 for a little bit and then end up finding a fic series that you really like and read until well past your usual bedtime then keeping on because it’s already past your bedtime. Then being mad when you wake up in the morning because you overslept your timer.

[thatboisus]

me logging onto tumblr after consuming a new piece of media

[aphrcdites]

the bond between a girl and their favorite fictional man is both an unstoppable force and an immovable object

[bethsvrse]

me staring at my ceiling after y/n does the most FLABBERGASTING thing ever

[natti-ice]

18+ mdni

that reality check hitting after reading smut

[yawneon]

how i look at my screen after y/n just got called kitten/puppy/bunny

[cruel-seduction]

It’s like a full-blown addiction, but instead of drugs or booze, it’s this fictional guy who’s got her wrapped around his finger. She knows it’s fucked up—knows she’s out here daydreaming about someone who’s not even real—but who cares? This guy? He’s everything. He’s charming in the worst ways, flawed in every possible sense, but there’s just something about him that has her hooked. He doesn’t even know she exists, but she’s ready to fight anyone who says a word against him. Seriously, she’ll defend his honor like it’s a fucking life-or-death mission.

He’s a goddamn trainwreck, but he’s her trainwreck. She’ll put up with all his baggage, his emotional scars, his dark sides, because somehow, that brokenness makes him feel more real to her than any real guy could. He’s messed up, but she’ll fix him in her head every single time. Maybe it’s that thrill of knowing he’s dangerous and untouchable that makes him even more irresistible. He might break her heart in a hundred ways, but it’s the kind of heartbreak that makes her feel alive, even if it hurts like hell.

And it’s never gonna happen, right? She knows that. He’s not gonna waltz into her life and sweep her off her feet. But it doesn’t matter. Because she gets to have him on her terms—no messy reality, no awkward first dates, no risking her heart for real. He’s always there when she needs him, in that perfect little bubble of fantasy she’s built for herself. And maybe she’s a little crazy for it, but at least with him, she’s never disappointed. Every time she replays his scenes, reads the fanfics, imagines their future together—it's like a high she can never quite shake. She knows it's all just a mindfuck, but she’s never felt more alive.

[cinnamoodles]

smut is great but do you know what’s better? heart wrenching, soul twisting angst that makes you want to cry (take my money)

[maisy1111]

pov: you’re scrolling trying to find a cute little fluffy fanfic to read but everything you get is smut 

no smut hate, i just want to giggle :(

[mallowsweetmiri]

Stargazing • Sirius x Potter!Reader • word count: 469

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“That one’s me,” Sirius grinned, pointing to his star from the roof. You snorted and nudged him with your shoulder.

“Yeah, I know,” you quipped, taking a swig of fire whiskey. James and Lily were off snogging in the tree house which left you and Sirius to entertain yourselves. This summer was different. James had never left you alone with Sirius before, but now that Lily was here, your brother didn’t seem to care.

“Aw, you remember my star?” Sirius teased, grabbing the bottle from your hands. You rolled you eyes as he took a swig, trying not to stare the at dribble on his bottom lip.

“Basic astronomy, Sirius. Plus, you point at it every time we're outside at night,” you stated, matter of factly. Sirius made a pshh sound and nudged you again.

“Okay, ‘basic astronomy,’” he mocked, using air quotes. “I know you stare at it when I’m not here.” He grinned and you felt your face blush. You laughed it off.

“So what if I do? It is a beautiful star after all,” you hummed thoughtfully, looking back up at the glittering sky. Sirius hummed in return and leaned in closer.

“So you think I’m beautiful?” Sirius asked, lacking his usual arrogance. You huffed out a laugh and faced him again. He looked surprisingly serious. Ha.

“I said your star is beautiful,” you rolled your eyes again. “But you’re beautiful, too. It’s not like you need me to say it for you to know.”

“Oh, but it sounds so much better coming from you than anyone else,” Sirius sighed dreamily, ever the dramatic.

“And why is that?” You chuckled, amused at his theatrics. He turned to face you, and your breath hitched at you how close the two of you were sitting.

“Because you’re like, the most beautiful person I’ve ever seen. If you’re saying I’m beautiful, it really must be true,” he smiled smugly, watching the blush rise uncontrollably on your cheeks.

“Sirius,” you warned him warily. “What are you doing?” He breathed out a laugh and ran his hand through his hair, his rings glimmering in the moonlight.

“I honestly don’t know,” he whispered, leaning in closer. “But would you shove me off the roof if I kissed you?”

“Maybe involuntarily,” you breathed, unable to keep your eyes from dropping to his lips.

“Well if I tell you I’m going to kiss you right now, will you refrain from pushing me off?” He joked, his voice low and only for you. You could only nod in response as he began to lean forward until his lips pressed softly against yours. You let your eyes flutter shut as his fingers found their way under your chin. It was short and sweet, and when pulled away, his eyes glimmered with starlight. He was definitely beautiful.

[randommultifandomrants]

Being a girl is pt.2: deciding you’ve read enough fics for the moment and swiping out of the app just to re-open tumblr or open wattpad/ao3

[thatboisus]

reading a good ass fanfic up until it said something that just makes you want to stop reading

[rosieandthethorns]

i don't WANT to read smut right now

i WANT to read a passionate, poetic, jaw dropping, tears streaking down my face, heart wrenching, giggle inducing, feet kicking, cringy yet amazing, gorgeous story written by someone who apologizes for english not being their first language(they're the best writers ever) which has 4 chapters and then makes me scream because it hasnt been updated in months and the author is mia

[natti-ice]

18+ mdni

Me: “fuck, I need his cock”

Him: *is literally just words on tumblr*

[realangelahernandez]

I’m so sad… time for an x reader fan fiction