#sir.... I'm so sorry.........
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I need to protect my 60-something year old professor from this weird guy sitting in the back and being a real pain. What is his problem? Leave my little guy alone
#he's in a Philosophy of Linguistics class arguing that philosophy is stupid and doesn't exist#which...........#why are you here?#he looks older than us#potentially in his late 30s-40s#is he a fellow lecturer? is he a doctoral student?#he doesn't seem to know much about linguistics either?#who the fuck is this??#my prof looks kinda uncomfortable?#and this angel of a man is clearly getting very irritated#I've never seen him like this#sir.... I'm so sorry.........#you're coming out with a face from this though. that other guy is a clown
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#the absolute cutest 🥺
#mine#gifs#hayden christensen#💜#hchristensenedit#haydenchristensenedit#anakin skywalker#dailyanakin#ahsoka series#ahsokaedit#star wars cast#swcastedit#swcastdaily#starwarsblr#tusermelissa#tuserpurple#tuserlarissa#gotagastarwar#star wars#dilfgifs#dailymenedit#dailymengifs#mensource#dilfsource#filmtvcentral#filmtvsource#and i say 'that's my baby' 🥺#i saw this part and i was like I AM GIFFING U SIR#he's so precious i'm gonna CRY 😭#the quality is so bad i'm sorry T_T
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“I’m sorry I said a slur it was bad” -> 30 seconds
“Tommy you are a terrible person who manipulated me, you were basically an adult anyways, I never harassed your mom and texting her isn’t weird in fact I was kind to her, you accusing me and my friends of sexism is evil (he also referenced that this was fair and they have been told they were weird towards women by other parties in HIS OWN STREAM, backtracks in the video), you love child labor, you are racist, where are your receipts, but also you were my friend and you are a good person because you used to like me at some point BUT IF YOU DONT LIKE ME ANYMORE might as well take down every time you ever interacted with me and my family because it means you never liked me and btw you are kind but also I’m not sorry to you” -> NINE WHOLE MINUTES ON A MAIN CHANNEL VIDEO + A CRASHOUT LIVESTREAM OF THREE FUCKING HOURS
Chat we are back in the fucking building again 😭😭
#dsmp#discourse#dream situation#dream#Tommy in it#I’m so sorry to my normal blog i promise I’m back to normal content like soon#but wtf#I’m gonna need melatonin#SIR IT’S MIDNIGHT IN UR TIMEZONE#crash out#not my usual content#your career is over buddy#the crazy thing is he never mentions any of the crazy stuff he said on stream#maybe delete later idk depends how funny i am#edit: i'm hilarious
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me: makes literally the best art i've ever made for an art trade
me: ok enough of that it's time for POORLY DRAWN BLAZE MEMES :DD
(original images!!)
bonus tiny blaze on her own bc you scrolled through all that ^^
#i am blazeposting and no one can stop me >:]#the only reason i save memes is so i can draw them later#this is unbelievably stupid i'm so sorry#blaze the cat#blaze sonic#blaze sth#sonic blaze#sonic fandom#ravioliart#satbk#satbk sir percival
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Why would you—That's not—I just wanted to ask for help, why did you have to go and make it awkward???
[First] Prev <–-> Next
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#xue yang#Its such a relief to not have to draw so many characters once again.#Redrawing the specific font from the English translated mdzs books was surprisingly fun!#Maybe I'm alone in this...but I think characters switching to a different font of speech for *emphasis* is peak comedy#you can't communicate voice changes of sound very well in non audio forms so this is the best I can do.#Anyways...rip Xue Yang. You finally meet your idol and he brushes you off#Rather— he doesn't live up to the expectations you built in your head#Kind of an on going issue there Jester (I refuse to call him king or sir)#XY is constantly making people out to be the versions he needed them to be to feel justified in his actions#but struggles to pivot when confronted with the fact that these ppl are *more* than just one surface reading!#wwx doesn't actually think xy is flirting. He's just tired of all the fake fans + wants to get out of this convo.#button mashing the A button to skip the unskippable cutscene#Lan Wangji is in the next comic btw. I've missed him dearly. I'm sorry he's been gone so long </3#edit: poorly spelt MDZS strikes again. This is why I need more time to write my comics. So I can actually proofread B*(#edit2: I cast 'Power of Technology' and fixed my error. Everyone reblog this version instead please
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Local minor heavenly official ignoring instructions to not approach calamity ghost.
Day 5: Caught / Found
Ascended Yue Qingyuan and Calamity SJ! Consider this a continuation of Day 2 :) There's their happy ending, they finally meet again. Fits for both prompts tho I drew this with Found in mind.
memey extra under cut
#qijiuweek2024#shen jiu#yue qingyuan#svsss#qijiu#mxtx svsss#yeah I'm sorry I have no force to make anything more I got too much shit to do with the con#fun fact this is scheduled so I'll probs be traveling at the time this pops up lmao#why yes I had to draw all the prompts in advance#i drew most of them in 72 hours#end me please#i'm never doing this again (i say like a liar)#sj here is mostly harmless as calamity#he mainly went for mt tonglu to have the power to secure his place#he just occassionally hunts men and slave traders for sport. he needs the enrichment#so mild canon typical murder#well mild depends on the measure we apply#look yqy won't care he's just stoked to have xiao jiu back#got sent out on a prayer demand and found sj instead a succesful mission to yqy there#ling wen: Why are those ppl still dead. And what do you have there#yqy: *holding a bloody and feral gk!SJ* A mission report sir#ling wen: the mission was subdue the ghost not MARRY HIM
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56% of the knights who left for the grail quest were killed by gawain alone. fucking hell gawain


#SORRY I'm still thinking about this scene it's so funny#arthur: and how many knights have you killed gawain?#gawain: ...#arthur: I'm waiting 🤨#gawain: uhm 18 I reckon. aye. very unfortunate#vulgate#sir gawain
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YOU KNWO WHAT TIME IT IS!!! Merlin wips sharing time!
@lauravian @papysanzonew @artstelle @lemissingmask @artchael @chipinabag @knightswaypoint @starrieisdelusional @cadvix @verdiris @mr-merlin @irishyuri @msphagime @izzyghostsstuff @resu-w-ana @wowallnamesaregone @lamiascales @vi-visected @magicalmischel @places-across-time @alikat-art @kairennart @echolocalia @trinkh0rn @emberheartbeat @ispaintingcalmly @keyartie @worthyprnce @pyjamacryptid @kissme-withyour-cherrylipstick @miraimaym @butchjesus @whamber @gyrhs @guiltyscarlet @noodles-and-tea @mirrgred @hedgiestail @werewolf-transgenderism @schweet-arts
& everyone else, share a Merlin doodle or WIP ✨😍
#how fucking AMAZING it is that we are so many I can't even message each of you singularly today??#AND I'm missing people too!!#sorry to all I didn't manage to tag!!#bbc merlin#merlin#merlin fanart#IF U SEE THIS JOIN THE TRAIN!!!#this is like a conga line!!#get dancing with us or just hover on the side with your drink of choiche as we celebrate random merlin trend!!#sir percival#sir leon#doodle#it was a photo study ;)#mossmx art#ps ppl who are working on their finale art for the upcoming month#don't make us cry too much already XDDD#<<3<3<33<3<3<3
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I always think it's a little surprising, irritating, endearing, something when big, tough men find solace in being gentle with their daughters.
There's reason to do tough things with them, too, to make sure they grow up strong and independent, but I think of a man like Simon "Ghost" Riley, who spent a huge percentage of his life being beaten down consistently by almost all the men who were around him.
And sure, he trusts the men in his task force with his life now, no question about it, but... I think the sudden calm he experiences when he starts to raise a daughter is beyond strange for him, but also weirdly... healing, too. Enjoyable.
That's not to say he doesn't, and hasn't, enjoyed the boyish things in life, the watching sports, the playing in the dirt, the pretending to hold guns part of growing up... but he finds himself sitting through your daughter's ballet class, overwhelmed by the calm that surrounds him, actually able to focus on the intensity of her pliers, her releves, the way her pink skirt ripples when she leaps into a sauter.
It's a new realization, a new kind of war (between him and learning how to be a parent), but it's one that doesn't revolve around the consistent anxiety that warps his stomach when he watches boys, little or not, teeter the line between roughhousing and fighting, picking on one another for shedding accidental tears that, really, cause no harm.
With your daughter, he's set in charge of watching her play with her friends and finds there is no lump in his stomach when she giggles with them, no dark possibility drifting in the back of his mind that she'll reach out and get her arm broken by someone she trusts--the fights she fights with her peers all between the characters they play and not between their fists, their games of laughter and drama and screaming but not of raging violence.
There's people who ask him, people who joke, wouldn't a man like him prefer a son? He must've been so disappointed... Yet, Simon still has yet to think of the best way to tell them that he honestly enjoys having a daughter a little bit more, that she runs to him and not for a second is he afraid she's hiding a snake up her sleeve, because she's only ever greeted him with flowers.
#simon riley x reader#ghost x reader#my kitten was named simon :( my simon says#now he's named corky LMAO i'm so mad at my aunt for that#but i just imagine ghost being like oh a daughter cool. and then he's like actually raising her and he's like hallelujah thank you jesus LO#'dont u want a boy?' no sir not at all gosh bless :) - ghost probably#anyway then u have a boy anyway and ghost is . p*ssing himself.#next step: convincing him to get a pet#if this is problematic... i sorry#i wanted to say it#its weird how many men have told me they think being a girl seems so much more relaxing and fu .. and i honestly have to be like. it is tbh#caitie posts#ghost#gen#kids tw
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So like 6hrs ago I was working on my Atonement inspired piece and then I could NOT stop thinking about what the cover of Randy Dowager's novels looked like. And well, I have a Healthy collection of 1970's romance novel covers in my reference folder....and went Oh So Very TAME because you don't give away all the goods at the front door!! hehehe
#Graphic Design is my passion#I'm so sorry#I enjoyed drawing this but wtf it was supposed to be a SKETCH#and now look at it#brother genitivi#Congrats on your Smutty Novels Sir#Now all of China knows it was You#Randy Dowager#Inquisition Exposed#Solavellan#Solas#Lavellan#solas x inquisitor#I think next self indulgent sunday we draw out some....imagined scenes#uwu#hehehehhehehehe#This is for you Fen'Harel#Enjoy some Randy on us#My Art#Im sorry Egg#dragon age inquisition#dragon age veilguard
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Guys, hear me out, again, I hate to be the one saying it, but:
Mohg kidnapping Miquella doesn't even make any fucking sense in hindsight.
Why would MOHG, who has his own confirmed definition of royalty in his dynasty, as an act of rebellion against the system which severely oppressed him, follow the tradition of being the consort to a GOD, for his claim to have legitimacy. Why. It doesn't make any sense for him to suddenly kidnap Miquella, at all.
Honestly, if anyone, it would very likely be Mohg who couldn't give less of a fuck about how his lordship will take place, as long as it does. Bro is extremely sure of his power and abilities, why, why, why would he share the belief a God is neccessary to achieve his goal???
This mf is all about rebellion in oppose to Morgott, on a philosophical level it would be super hypocritical to enable a new status quo by trying to achieve lordship through the current tradition. I mean, maybe that is the point if you still want to interpret him as an 'evil creep' but I personally think, that way, some things fit the narrative even better:
We know that there already was an established system via Ansbach, before the Miquella drama, so why on earth would Mohg, who considers his Pureblood Knights Royalty and creates his own nobles by sharing his blood, follow this atrocious tradition??
That way Ansbach's dying line, would also make a lot more sense. He hopes that the lordship which the Tarnished is trying to achieve, would follow more akin to what Mohg was probably trying to do, becoming a lord for men, not for the gods.
(And also for himself, I still think it was some kind of coping mechanism for Mohg to achieve lordship, so it was a mix out of the psychological need to get power, in order for it to be less likely to be controlled again (tragically ironic, really) and a big middle finger to what the Golden Order did to him.)
Mohg's dynasty used to be centred around having his blood shared. It didn't matter where you come from or what heritage you carry on your back. If you carry around his blood in your veins, you're part of the family.
I guess when Mohg was being enchanted by Miquella, his mindset shifted and suddenly, he became obsessed with creating this whole Formless-Mother vessel-thing. (Which in itself even sounds silly, like how to you push a goddess which is considered formless into a flesh vessel? It would seem fairly counterproductive but that is just some literal interpretation, also considering all the New Formless Mother lore we encountered in the DLC. )
That's when Ansbach – knowing his lord's usual mindset and ambition ��� probably noticed something is off and fairly easily figured out that Miquella was fucking with Mohg's mind. Hence why he tried to challenge him and lost. Mohg was more important to Miquella's plans than the other way around and opposed a threat to the order Miquella was trying to create. So why did he coccon himself? My guess is that he needed a gateway to the Lands of Shadow + a way to get rid of his golden flesh to escape the influence of the Greater Will. And being supposedly kidnapped, nobody would ever suspect him being behind all of this and annihilating Mohg as a possible, popular competitor to his goals, which was, as we see, extremely effective.
#I kept researching some stuff for the fanfic again and-#I'M SORRY THIS KEPT ME UP AT NIGHT#the longer I thought about it#the less sense it made lmao#taking in consideration Mohg's extreme personality and the confirmation that Miquella was using Mohg and not the other way around#what Mohg's lordship would've looked like is up for debate........but.............yeah..... so was Miquella's#'but he kidnapped before' bro we do not even have confirmation that he wasn't under Miquella's influence doing this as well#because the surgeons were perfect for bloodshed#which was another confirmed initial goal of Miquella I might add hint hint L.oB. Exultation talisman#text post#elden ring brainrot#elden ring theories#mohg#mohg eldenring#mohg lord of blood#pureblood knight ansbach#sir ansbach#elden ring#I might get hate for this but idc
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trying to find an art style that works for me, so i made doodles of the gang!
closeups below:





#drawing Siffrin and Mirabelle's hair was so fun actually#still learning how to draw Isabeau's hair though....i am....perplexed.....#in stars and time#isat siffrin#isat mirabelle#isat isabeau#isat odile#isat bonnie#also sorry for the irregular activity! i've been working a lot lately but i've also been making a comic for a while!#i'm trying to work on the comic when i have the time#i'll post a work in progress screenshot methinks#sir dahlia's art
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Appreciating Hazbin Hotel's Cinematography ↳ ᴇxᴛᴇʀᴍɪɴᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ᴅᴀʏ from 1x08 - "The Show Must Go On" (1/5)
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#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel edit#hazbin hotel finale#charlie morningstar#vaggie#cherri bomb#sir pentious#lute#hazbin charlie#hazbin vaggie#hazbin cherri bomb#hazbin sir pentious#hazbin lute#Certified Redemption ☑︎#i'm not tagging the radiodeer sorry. he's not exactly IN the shot - it's just his powers lmao#set: cinematography#episode spotlight#the show must go on#this entire set is actually already done and queued up#i needed to make a lot of gifs to destress after the week i've had so this was super fun#my gifs#hazbin edit#shaking gif
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francis madoka magica crozier
(the witch designs are here and also posted separately with some lore under the tag 'the soul gem passage')
#the terror#puella magi madoka magica#obligatory magical girl au sketchdump#digital art#krita#francis crozier#harry goodsir#james fitzjames#john bridgens#cornelius hickey#also jopson would be SO homura coded that i cannot even handle drawing that someone please help me out with it#everyone is plagued by white magical beasts big and small x2. now with kyubey in the mix#you'd think finding the passage would be easier with their powers - and yet -#anyway sir john held back on becoming an mg until he was desperate to make a break for it#his wish was for the passage to be found - but he did not specify it would be him who'd find it#so he died long before that eventually happened#also no cat ears here if you see them that's just a diadem or another headpiece sorry#thinking about if hickey made his deal after the flogging#again in a bad state and with bad phrasing - just something like 'i wish to get out of here'#and then his ears perked up when they left the ships and he jumped at the chance to get everyone together because he thought he WOULD#get himself and all his boyfriends out.#well. they did leave crozier's camp#anyway i'm probably not gonna draw more of these so if anyone wants to join in i'd like to see some takes on their witch forms!#also yeah. crozier's shoulder pieces ARE modelled after tricorn hats#both bc he lost the other two captains and had to bear the responsibility for the expedition on his shoulders#and because i just wanted to use a symbol of power in a silly way as some mg outfits do#and yes jfj has a cprset and yes i was thinking of orpheus while drawing bridgens#and goodsir in a beret just felt right lol#also made hickey's clothes less open than the others' bc reasons#the soul gem passage
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@sadidastheria and I love Harebourg but we don't recognize our man.... unless.... he speaks...
That's how we fucking knew it's was him before seeing any image of his corpse LMFAO
#my art#wakfu#wakfu s5#wakfu season 5#ankama#harebourg#wakfu oc#I'm so sorry sir Agaësse#comte harebourg#count harebourg#wakfu meme#meme
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i like these guys
#BEFORE ANYONE SAYS ANYTHING yes this is my first time drawing them#and yeah i messed up Amy's gloves. sigh#i feel like i'm standing at the corner of a raging party like. hi guys :]#ummm okay now i need to tag stuff#sonic the hedgehog#sonic the hedgehog fanart#amy rose#shadow the hedgehog#rouge the bat#sonic the werehog#sir dahlia's art#to my mutuals#i am so sorry for the person i'm about to become
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