#sir-sleeve-ripper

[togetherhearted]

hi! if its still open, can i get a ror matchup? thank you and take your time!

prominent personality traits: passionate (inwards, only express when some small thing im actually interested in comes up), levelheaded, contemplative (outwardly), opinionated, honest (heart on my sleeve). realistic but optimistic about it. individualistic. im very soft on the inside though

hobbies/talents: i like to read and write and listen to music and taking walks. i'm really good at explaining things in a very cohesive manner. my logic is really good, so my persuasion is extremely good too. im very efficient and creative, which i apply to many things in real life.

love languages: physical touch and quality time.

extra stuff: i usually get taken too seriously a lot. i give good advice too

PS: i want to introduce you to this really nice website called ktestone if you like taking quizzes. they have some really accurate results! heres one of mine that may also help in the matchup

Hi! As you can see it's still open!

I've never heard of this site but as someone who doesn't mind indulge myself with quizzes I will gladly try it out!.

As for the result I match you with sir Jack the Ripper.

What my mind focused on was mostly the love language. As a gentleman quality time and act of services are his way to go. He's still learning about emotions and such so to not let the words betray him he shows,doesn't tell.

I bet Jack would love to spend quite evenings hand in hand with a good book. He would read to you even;giving a bit of flavour in it.

He can see souls so you have his trust. An honest partner puts him at ease.

[zombified-queer]

Thinking about Howner TLT AUs don't mind me

Alecto & John AU = The Hotel makes a man to keep her company. They are two pieces of the same half and can't be killed. They spend a myriad bickering and generally bringing rancid divorced energy that the other Saints (staff + new crew) Generally Do Not Like. There is no tomb.

Bodice-ripper necrocav romance novel au = The Hotel as some fleshnecro from Sixth House tending to the wounded of the Cohort and it's Very Hot that this dude is trying to do his Ninth House facepaint while she's trying to keep him alive. (Shame about your previous necromancer want a new one?)

Bodice-ripper Version 2 = Oh dear this poor necromancer from the Seventh House appears to be coughing up a lung constantly won't you please, sir, do her the favor of reciting some of that Ninth House poetry? And maybe let her get a good look at your face? (The paint is really hot. And kind of melting in the heat.)

Eat Your Cavalier = Very funny and very in character imo if the Hotel is the necromancer and she treats the Owner, her cavalier, like a Snickers. Not to be mean ofc. She can be mean in other ways.

Eat Your Cavalier Version 2 = The Owner as the necromancer in this sitch and he is NOT enjoying this in any capacity. Her, however...

Lyctorhood AU = You know damn well The Owner would pull a Harrowhark and for my evidence I am citing the Private Eye episode.

Divine Highness AU = Literally we all deserve it. Also the Hotel is wearing the facepaint in this AU because I think it's funny.

Cohort Coffeeshop = You know we deserve this as well. The inherent romanticism of seeing someone's sleeves rolled up? The eye contact? Being able to ask "so you come here often?" while one of them is absolutely exhausted and maybe a little scabby with bloodsweat? Perfect AU 0 notes needed.

[incorrect-desi-disasters]

*Playing a board game*

@rosadiaz-givesme-bipanic: Spin the wheel!!

@klutzyfox:8!

@spookyscarykittycat: You come upon an ogre.

@sir-sleeve-ripper: Hmmm... avoid!

sir-sleeve-ripper: Your turn Chrissi, roll the dice.

@dragon-slayer-fairy1: 5!

@sherlockisactuallyagaysname: Aww man!! You sunk my battleship.

@something--pretentious: WHAT GAME ARE THEY PLAYING?!?!

[cipher-dorito]

hey, could you do the glitter url for me in bi colours? thank you !!

Heyy of course!

Happy pride <3

Glitter url requests: Pride Edition

[mmurderhousewrites]

Black Widow: Claude Faustus x Reader

SUMMARY; y/n is a black widow demoness who is in a contract with a teenage boy who's 17. He seeks to be one of the smartest people in the world and to protect the citizens of London. Thomas Anderson was known as the Queen's Raven. The name feared most people although they have never met the queen's raven. until one night, when y/n meets claude for the second time in her life.. but this time he has news for her

WARNINGS; slight suggestive themes towards the end

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"Master" you chirp in your beautiful voice. Although it was music to most, your master hated it. especially hearing it in the mornings when you'd wake him. you were currently standing in front of Thomas's desk, pouring him a cup of tea. "I think it'd be best if we went to sir Trancy's manor for the ball"

you carefully place the tea cup down onto the saucer. Thomas immediately grabs the tea and sips slowly. "i don't have time for a ball.. i already have much work to do about this jack the ripper case" he sighs and places the cup down, going back to his work.

'how sad.. he doesn't understand how much his nobility status will suffer' you think to yourself and let out a light chuckle. Your master looks towards you and narrows his eyes.

"master, i understand you are busy but you must attend this ball" you narrow your eyes back at him. "no one has met the queen's raven before and besides, if you don't attend the queen will question you"

Thomas sighs in defeat and slams his hands on the table. it didn't startle you, considering you knew hat he's as going to do that. "fine! find me an appropriate suit for the occasion and get a dress for yourself as well" he waves you off but you stare at him still, and raise an eyebrow.

"a dress for me as well, sir?" you ask. he nods, "you will be my plus one. i don't have one, nor do i have enough time to find one" he mutters the last part mostly to himself.

"i'll get right on it, master" you bow and make your way to the servants quarters. You wouldn't have enough time to find a suit for him at the boutique since you only had a few hours to get ready considering the ball was tonight.

When you got to your room, you pulled out different fabrics from your top drawer. black silk and black lace for your dress and white silk for Thomas's suit. you decided that you would both match for the occasion so you also were going to use the black silk for his suit as well.

~time skip~

You and Thomas were getting out of the carriage. Thomas got out first and offered you his hand, which you accepted. It was odd seeing Thomas act as a true gentleman. Every time he was around a pretty girl, he would stutter and make a complete mess of himself. You didn't question it though, thinking that it might just be because he's comfortable around you.

you wore a black silk mermaid dress that's slid down to your ankles and showed off your beautiful curves. the arms were long sleeved and laced, making them see through. A bit of your cleavage was showing as well, but not too much. the outfit was much like the one you would normally wear when you were in hell, your true home. you couldn't help yourself, i mean after all it wasn't everyday your master allowed you to wear what you wanted.

Thomas and you were greeted at the front door by a man dressed in a black butler's uniform. He was very tall and lean, and his golden eyes pierced through thomas's, looking into his soul.

you could tell by his scent that he was a demon and your nosed scrunched in disgust at his familiar smell. the man creature looked at you, his eyes flashing pink for a second but then returning normal.

Thomas wrapped his arm around your waist and you froze from the touch. 'filthy human' you think to yourself.

"welcome to the Trancy manor.. please be respectful to the other people" you could tell the last part was for you and you growled lowly, knowing only the butler would hear. He growled lowly back at you. Thomas pulled you into the manor. he gasped at all the decorations. the walls were red with gold trimming.. it actually was pretty nice.

your nose wrinkled in disgust once again. you could smell at least five other demons in here. father, give me strength you thought.

soon, everyone had arrived at the ball and everyone was conversing. even thomas. He was actually talking to a very pretty young woman who obviously was not a natural blonde. you sighed and cursed under your breath. how can someone possibly walk around with that horrendous hair

the woman's hair still had dark brown pieces of hair throughout her head that she missed. if only she allowed me to do it.

a tap on your shoulder brought you out of your thoughts. you look up and see that same demon from earlier. he tilted his head to the side, signaling you to follow him.

you obliged and followed. if you were being honest, you hadn't fought a real powerful demon since 158 years ago. a fight between you and the son of satan himself, a fight you'd never forget. (it didn't end well for either of you

he led you out to a garden and sat down on a rock. you stood a few feet away from him, staring at him.

"you must not remember me.." he sighed and stood up, walking towards you. you didn't let your guard down, in fact you were paying attention to his every move. he pulls his sleeve up his right arm and shows you a scar that brought back memories.

he was the one you caught that day.. 158 years ago. your mouth agape as you take in the sight. "you" you say and roll your eyes, crossing your arms. "i should've done more damage back then. the nerve of you to invite my master and i to this bore of a party, tch" the statement wasn't entirely true. you did in fact enjoy all the attention you gained from your outfit choice.

"there's a reason i invited you" he said, his face staying the same, showing no emotion. "and that is?" you ask. he sighs and begins to take his shirt off. 'WHAT!' you're screaming inside your head but definitely not complaining at the sight. i mean, look at those abs.

you turned to look away, before he noticed you even though you knew he already did. "look at me" he said and you did as you were told. you looked at his chest and saw a black widow spider mark on his right peck. it looked like a tattoo but you knew exactly what it was. your mating mark.

"wh-at" you stutter, looking up at him with shock evident on your face. HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN!!

"it popped up not to long after this healed" he said bringing his scarred arm up again. you sighed and plopped down onto a rock and put your head in your hands.

"this can't be happening" you mutter to yourself, biting your bottom lip harshly. "i was supposed to have 250 more years.. god damnit!" you stood up and looked back up at claude.

"okay, we're mates.." you never though that you would say that yet here you are.

"what would you like to do?" claude asks you and brings your hand up slowly to his mouth, kissing it. you shudder at the feeling but what he asked was a good question. waiting for the contract to end with Thomas would give you more then enough time to prepare for children and having a mate.. ending the contract now would mean starting a new life immediately. 'no. Thomas has a very rare soul.. i can't leave it'

"i would like to finish my contract with my master at the moment" the words left your mouth and claude simply nodded. he dropped your hand and began to put his shirt back on.

"would you mind if i visited you tonight at your master's manor? i would to discuss other things with you as well" claude asks, finishing tying his tie. you nod your head, "i guess"

"since you're my mate, i expect you to behave yourself for the rest of the party, yes?" he says, smirking slightly. you growl at him and narrow your eyes.

"i'm you're mate indeed, so don't test me.. unless you want more scars on your body made by me?" you smirk and begin to walk back tot he party. this is way to much for one night.

[sherlockisactuallyagaysname]

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[insaneasgardian]

Moments Like These - Anthony Mackie x Sebastian Stan's couch

@sir-sleeve-ripper @sherlockisactuallyagaysname I did it. The first Marvel cast fic I have ever written. IS ABOUT ANTHONY MACKIE IN LOVE WITH SEBASTIAN STAN'S COUCH.

He knew it was wrong. He knew it was forbidden. It could damage his entire career, wreck his entire life. But in that moment, he just didn't care.

As he lay full body on top of his true love, Anthony felt content. His eyes were closed as he allowed himself to sink in the warmth that the beautiful, expensive and lavish couch emitted. Coucholomews embrace felt just like home.

It was so wrong of him, to be feeling this way about his best friend's couch. If Sebastian ever found out that the jokes Anthony made in interviews, were his true feelings about Coucholomew, he would be seething beyond belief. It would ruin their entire friendship.

Anthony let out a deep sigh as he stroked Coucholomews beautiful, plush pillows. He loved every curve, every smooth and rough part of his beloved. Every imperfection made the couch even more perfect in his eyes.

Just as Anthony was about to drift off, the crunch of gravel was heard outside of Sebastians home. His best friend was back from the store. He gasped and shot up, and out of the comfort the couch had been providing. He quickly straightened his clothes, and made sure Coucholomews pillows were fluffed back into place.

He then went and plopped into an armchair near the TV set, quickly pulling out his phone and pretending to scroll through Instagram. Anthony felt so guilty about melting into the touch of another seat, and poor Coucholomew had to watch.

The front door opened, and Sebastian stepped in with a smile.

"Hey man!" he greeted happily, and Anthony replied with a quick "Hi!", he had to avoid Sebastian's gaze, otherwise he'd burst into tears out of shame

Sebastian's blue eyes darted around his lounge, and Anthony's heart stopped when he heard a gasp from his friend's mouth.

"I left the plums at the store" Sebastian grumbled.

Anthony thanked his lucky stars that Coucholomew wasn't looking disheveled or out of place to Sebastian.

As the brunette man went to his kitchen to put all the groceries away, Anthony looked longingly at Coucholomew. It was a strange, and inappropriate kind of love. But that's what made it so thrilling.

Anthony walked over to the beautiful brown couch and placed a quick kiss on it's armrest before he walked up the stairs.

"I'll see you tonight my darling"

[mels-majestic-edits]

Sam Wilson moodboard for @sir-sleeve-ripper

[incorrect-desi-disasters]

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[hotdog-frenchfries]

🎉🎉🎉 Aaaa congratulations!!! <33 xx

WAIT I WAS SO ENGROSSED IN THE ANON ASKS THAT I DIDNT NOTICE I HIT 2OO ✋😭

n e way yall !! thenk for following this shit blog and baring with me 😌

so !! to ✨celebrate✨

🌻 - i'll make you a moodboard for a ship/character

🍫- cyma !!

🎵- ill recommend you a song (im running out of ideas DSFGDFJ)

tagging some moots under the cut

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[topknott]

YALL OMG THANK YOU SO MUCH

I literally never thought people would like me this much

Celebration time 😃

🍦 - cyma

🧁 - top 5

🍩 - headcanons about character(s)

🍰 - fic recommendations (make it somewhat specific 😃)

🥞 - teir list which I kinda guess is like top 5 but whatever

Tagging some of my moots @karlimogenthau @sir-sleeve-ripper @sherlockisactuallyagaysname @avenge-revenge-destroy @stucky-on-spiderman @legolas-with-hearing-aids @marvelxs-universe @marvelous-parker @canadianhufflepuffavenger @insaneasgardian @wannabemerida @why-are-you-even-here-tho @tired-and-ever-so-gay @roey-daydreams

[lostonehero]

No warnings just foreshadowing

Plot is happening some characters only have part of the information

Volo held the clay tea cup in his hands as he took a small sip. He lets out a sigh, and a worried glance at Emmet. "He hasn't woken up yet." He frowns. "My apologies for my worry, but you did say he was fighting for hours against the ripper?"

    Sapphire nods. "She is an infamous poacher, and bounty hunter. Her own people would die for her like she was a good trainer, but to her targets, well she gets what she wants." She lifts up her sleeves revealing long deep scars. "Barry was only a baby when I encountered her, she used any and all weapons, she is most deadly with a blade." She looks away not telling the entire truth. "However that is all I will say on the subject." 

    Volo pursues his lips, able to hear the lie about the first meeting, but doesn't say anything about it. "I understand, even in my long life, I never did take up poaching." He sighs. "Never could wrap my head around that." He places his cup down frowning. "You are young, correct for an alpha?"

    Sapphire nods. "I have a few decades before I breach the 200 year mark." She smiles softly hearing her son run down the halls of their home. "You have taken Lucas into your care, correct?"

     "We have." He smiles softly. "I did have a son before. I pretend that I didn't, he is long buried, but I had one." He sighs. "He's the reason why I can no longer get sick. I lied to lord Emmet. I didn't think I was able to, but I did encounter Arecus before with my wife and son. Instead of helping or answering my begging prayers, they took my wife and my ability to get sick." He looks back to Emmet. "Arceus didn't recognize me back then either."

      Sapphire refills his cup. "Well, did your son grow up healthy and strong?" She takes a sip of her own tea. "I won't accept anything less for that child, he's been through too much."

     Volo nods. "My son outlived two of his own children, and his wife." He smiles sadly. "I don't remember where he was buried." He sighs. "Lucas will be protected and cared for." 

     Emmet comes to suddenly lashing out, cutting off Volo's arm before finally realizing he was inside. He was breathing heavily. His body didn't even ache, but the phantom wounds were all over, but his body was fine. He watches Volo's arm quickly grow back as the removed arm just sits bleeding all over the floor. "I am sorry, Volo."

    Volo flexes his new arm and opens and closes his hand. "My lord Emmet, it is fine." He smiles and gets up to be closer to him. "Are you ok?"

    "Where's Lucas?" Emmet growls as Sapphire raises her arm, quieting him and pulling his attention back to her.

     "Lucas is quite fine, he has evolved, and is getting used to that. He has lost his arm however, but as you know he will recover from that as well." She bows in respect. "You fought bravely, and tirelessly to protect him, and for that you have my thanks. Lucas is close with my son Barry, and he has already been through so much."

     Emmet nods. "I would lay my life down for him. A child his age shouldn't have to see so much death and destruction." He turns back to Volo. "Were you able to see him?"

    Volo nods. "Yes sir, we even talked for a short time." He offers his tea cup. "Drink please lord Emmet you've been asleep awhile."

    Emmet politely took the drink, and sipped it slowly. It was bitter strong tea that he hated, but being nice he drank it all to get Volo to smile. "Thank you Volo." He places the cup down gently sitting on his knees at the table set up. "Volo told you I am cursed as well." More of a statement than a question.

       "Yes he did, but I would like to spar with you while Lucas rests here. It's not often half pokemon such as yourself rivals an alpha in strength." Sapphire collects the cups and tea pot. "But for another day, I have to make sure my son isn't bothering Lucas too much." She bows and exits leaving Volo and Emmet alone together.

    Volo quickly goes through his bag and hands six pokeballs over to Emmet. "They all are relaxing outside by the hot springs, but you should have these back." He bows. "I'm sorry I didn't come with you, and I'm sorry I could not protect Lucas." 

    Emmet sighs and ruffles Volo's hair. "Whoever Ripper is, she isn't human, but I don't think she knows that herself."

     Volo sits up confused. "What do you mean sir?"

    Emmet frowns, tapping his fingers against the floor. "She didn't smell human, she smelled like ice, and snow." He hums. "Whatever she is, it looks like she is in a human suit that is too tight for her, and she can't take it off." 

     Volo tilts his head. "I don't understand. Is she not human?"

      "I can't say for certain, I wasn't able to get close to her, but whatever she is, is very dangerous." He sighs and gets up. "Show me Lucas's room, I will ask her when we battle."

     Volo nods. "Of course he is down the hall, like Sapphire said her son should be with him." He leads Emmet down the hall mulling over what Emmet just told him, and what Sapphire lied to him about. There was something more to this he just couldn't put the pieces together yet

[phixiesworld]

3. Pastel, neon, or dull colors?

10. Hypothetically you were to learn another language! Pick one :D

20. Free choice! Answer anything you want to from this list or make up your own question and anwser it :)

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Either pastel or dull colors (or mixed)

Either Spanish, French or Russian

I'll choose 12. Name someone who’s really pretty (non-romantic), it can be a friend or celeb, just compliment someone :D

@lokis-knives @karlimogenthau @sir-sleeve-ripper @stucky-on-spiderman @marvelsbanner @natasha-danvers @satxnsupreme @king-star @its-just-roe @mim-and-mooms-property @cheeky-foxx (and more, I don't remember all the URLS, there's so manyyy, if you see this you're on the list too, no matter who you are)

[hotdog-frenchfries]

Thank you for the tag, I really liked this one xx

Tagging @ennie-and-waffles @feministsatanworshipper @the-blackdale @blackthorn-trash @stxr-thxif @rinadragomir @svmbucky @the-once-and-future-what @nio-bee-um and @ anyone else who wants a go. No pressure ofc xx

Saw this fun picrew on my dash and couldn’t help myself :)))

(honestly wish i looked this good irl lmao)

No pressure tags: @catzy88, @morewyckedthanyou, @foxie-herminah, @godidontevenknowwhat, @lovebillyhargrove, @rascheln, @booksfoxesandcoffee​, @memes-saved-me​ & anyone else who wants to grab this? And again, even if you were tagged, you don’t have to do this if you don’t want to. :)

[strawberriesndaisies]

Let me know what you guys get :D

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[sherlockisactuallyagaysname]

Desi? No no, you misheard me. I said they/she

Idk what label i want to use yet, so for now its just genderqueer but I'm not cis and I use she/they pronouns now! :D

You can refer to me in female binary, male binary, and non binary terms!

Tagging some mutuals mwah

@mango-pickle (did you like the pun 🥺?) @aadyeah @holding-infinity-and-a-book @alinastarkrovs @secret-eden @didyouputyournameinthegobi @fandom-food-fire @sam1772 @magical-librarian @the-only-useful-lesbian @connie-on-fire @sir-sleeve-ripper @karlimogenthau @ssstabby-sssnek @nuphar-scintillans @itseatyourdamnapples @the-living-typo @omglord1 @yeetmeintotheunknown