#sir-mix-a-lot

[official-penis-posts]

(to the tune of Big Butts) I love. huge. DICKS and I wish I had one. Some other trans men would also like one. When a dude walks in with some nice round balls and a big cock in your face you get SPRUNG

Yes yes yaaaaaas! Work on this. Stroke it. Make it longer!!!

[cwrcent]

⏖᭪ .. ❙❘ Just broke up with her ✿͟ ͟ຼ …

—. Boyfriend (boyfriend)

ᪧ⃞ .. I can’t stop staring at her ti-ti face . ♡ᩚ

[lazy-box-head]

I love Sir-Mix-A-Lot

And I love Jevil, soooooooo uhhhh mix the two together, that's my thought process

[evilgoodguys]

caught them doing the SIN, cos, tan (bad trigonometry joke, I'm sorry, you have permission to euthanize me)

bonus:

[mindie-arts]

𝙴𝚗𝚓𝚘𝚢 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚏𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐 𝚗𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝𝚜~🎩

[pmpknsoup]

just a reminder that i still really love this show bc i havent posted about it in a minute

[tawfee]

baby got back </3

[icarusredwings]

That's it. Fuck you.

*Takes the pool out of your Poolveriness*

Vanessa and Logan are going on a date, and they're leaving Wade at HOME.

How do you V antis feel about that HM?

"OoOohHhh vanessas so terrible, vanessa was such a bitch, *Makes her homophobic for some reason*, Vanessa is jealous, Dp loves Logan more then Vanessa, Vanessa-"

VANESSA IS GONNA TAKE HIM TO A FANCY RESTAURANT AND TREAT HIM LIKE A BABYGIRL

VANESSA IS GONNA PRAISE HIM FOR HOW WELL HES HANDLING WADES NONSENSE

VANESSA IS GOING TO GENUIENLY COMPLIMENT HIS PERSONALITY AND NOT JUST HIS LOOKS

VANESSAS GONNA PEG LOGAN THE WAY JEAN WISHES SHE COULD HAVE

Then what? Huh!? Then what!? Thats what I thought you fucking cowards.

[90s-music-tourney]

[rosemarytrash]

AHAHAHA we did it we got the rosemary nasty dog edit

big thank you to @colamancy for animating and @starmolts for editing! this would not be a silly thing that exists without their help :')

[himemeiya]

She's a ❤️‍🔥 NASTY DOG 🥵 [x]

[kookiekult]

WHEEEREES RICK??

No seriously. I need him. Where is he. Where is my husband.

Chat I think I cooked 🍳

[a-star-that-burns-brightly]

love how even dt-dev seems to agree that Whit is, in fact, the resident Dogboy of the cast.

[s1aywalker]

[lookninjas]

(image from: Font generator. Never catch me not doing my attribution when required.)

DISCO.

Anyway, pick a song from a bad description. You do not have to recognize the song that you choose (although I have certain expectations of my Glee fans, I won't lie). Go from the vibes. Whatever seems funkiest, or funniest, or whatever floats your boat.

At the end of the week, I will make the poll into a playlist, from the song with the lowest amount of votes to the song with the highest amount of votes. If you would like to hear the playlist, leave a comment or put it in your reblog and I will tag you when the playlist goes up. If you really want to know what a particular song is, shoot me an ask and I will answer.

And please reblog the post! Inflict the disco on your friends and followers. They'll thank you for it.

See you in a week, and remember -- stay groovy.

[novaplush]

Not sleeping is very conducive to making cool shit