#sir this is a wendy's

[taylortruther]

my "what fandom discourse do you not care about" post did break containment as i feared but i also think these tags on a swiftie post are hilarious

[secondbeatsongs]

isn't the design in your header copyrighted?

what are you a cop

[dathomirdumpsterfire]

[arcanetrivia]

Probably this has been done but we were talking in the Discord about what fast-food restaurants would be Monkey Island characters' favorites and I felt morally obligated

[who-is-page]

Dont got nothing against lesbians. All bisexuals desperately wanna be one though💀

I mean... I identified as a lesbian for like four years in high school but I've identified as bisexual for the last ten, so obviously not. Surprised u don't already know that considering I came between ur mom and dad last night, anon. Tell them I'll text them back when I'm free 😘

[arizonaconservativegal]

You're such a fucking coward- you can't even explain your positions or refute facts. I hope you get married to a very "lovely" man who treats you like you deserve who you won't be allowed to divorce when your cronies get their way. You deserve it. All conservative women deserve it.

I'm really not sure what you're mad about

[thatalmostopsorceress]

i made a mem

[raenef]

sobbing at their reactions

[nientedal]

Tonight he was wearing his most severe black suit, kneeling between my legs his rather impressive nose nuzzling my virility. His deft fingers brushing my mustache entering into my mouth to be suckled. But things started to shift, I felt real hands on my face, heavily calloused quickly moving to the buttons on my vest. Then I felt the presences of a figure it the bottom of my feet. I daren’t look, but something awoke me, a familiar voice. “Watson, I simply am amazed at how thin you are.” He said; his voice like the heady plumb of pipe smoke. My eyes opened to look down at the face of a one Sherlock Holmes, my most intimate confidant! His grey green eyes gave me the most piercing once over, no doubt silently deducing my person, and what I was up to all these long years. He frowned and pulled me into a fierce hug and told me that if I ever dipped into his private stores that he would kill me. I broke our embrace with laugh and gave him a firm kiss, I would wait till morning for explanations, but for now I wanted, nay needed to touch him and for him to touch me. He continued his ministrations on my clothing as I started to do the same once I exposed enough skin I took a deep draught of scent noting that it had changed slightly, more spicy and altogether more masculine than I remember.

...was. was this meant for me

[strawberry-metal]

Try eating ass, works for me everytime. 😩👌

[kilowogcore]

"But wait," I hear ya' cry, "Didn't Lobo wipe out every single solitary fraggin' bastich Czarnian?" An' ta' you I say, watch yer language.

But I also say, check out the House of Braniac crossover currently runnin' through the Superman books. Especially if yer a fan a' the Main Man!

(Art sampled from "Superman" Vol. 6 #14 by Joshua Williamson, Rafa Sandoval, Miguel Mendonça Alejandro Sánchez, Ariana Maher, Jillian Grant, and Paul Kaminski)

[demonwebs]

❝ i'm just saying ... poison is so - impersonal , ❞ vhaalkrin drawls casually , his pale wrist flickering as he ponders over the idea briefly . ❝ now , a poisoned dagger -- maybe . shi'ndra ... back me up . ❞

@menzoberras liked for a starter .

[sysmedsaresexist]

Can I get a depresso? A depress... on. Depression.

I'm depressed.

Barrister: ...

[oberstuffedcat]

When the headmate is so horny. And you are like 'k'. I just work here sir

[saturncoyote]

My conversion therapist helped me understand that Stephen King’s IT groomed me into believing I was gay but thankfully I understand that it was just a sick adult putting minors in sexual situations that poisoned my mind with degeneracy. I’m straight and have always been straight, fiction definitely affects our minds and influences how we feel it was such a dark time in my life. Thank you for supporting Fandom Defined in the face of “queer” degeneracy

you are straight up just putting words together and expecting them to make sense homeboy

[solar-pxwered]

I don’t think you can be a jojo fan and also a bigoted fascist , which you are.

Nobody wants you here.

Lol....what?