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tealpoisonuxyellow · 4 days ago
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Photoshoot of Lewis Hamilton and Valentino Rossi from LH44VR46 Ride Swaps by Monster Energy, Circuit Ricardo Tormo Valencia, December 2019 💛
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vale's suit is sooo good imo like it fits so perfect and that neon yellow strip in the middle??? AND OFC lewis' gear HELLO and w beanie!!! spectacular fantastic no notes
that was so fun!! need them to meet more (please ferrari next year please)
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bleedingcoffee42 · 3 months ago
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tpwk-formula1 · 2 months ago
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Girl prepare for a big one I’m sorry 😭
Gluten free, deep dish with Red sauce, Jalapeños, Tomato’s, and Ham, with Sun tea and a Vodka redbull and dessert?
Served by Lewis Hamilton
Special request: “can there be a fight for dominance but the reader looses?” Love the menu btw 💗💗💗
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Lee-Lee's Pizzeria Menu
gluten free rivals deep dish teammates red sauce rough sex jalapenos "Always such a fucking brat" tomatoes "Do you enjoy pissing me off?" ham "You're so infuriating. Walking around like you own the place and then come back to my room to get fucked properly" sun tea sir kink vodka redbull squirting dessert yes served by Lewis Hamilton
Lewis x Rival Teammate! reader
TW - MEAN asf Lewis, reader can fight back, sorry for the things I said about you Kimi (I love you I promise!), squirting, unprotected sex, face slapping (once), multiple orgasms, truthfully might be the roughest sex I have written for this vlog (maybe other than Kinktober)
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The meeting was finally over which had Lewis and I both popping up and scurrying off into our respective driver's room. We just finished our debrief after the Singapore qualifying after Lewis and I were found fighting in the garage when I refused to give him a slipstream after he didn't give me one back in Monza when I needed it.
Toto left the meeting at "You guys need to figure your shit out. Fuck or something." He even suggested. If only he knew...
I'm packing up my stuff when I hear a loud bang coming from Lewis's room making me stop and stare at the wall that connects our room before I hear Lewis should a loud fuck.
I slowly leave my room looking into the garage to see if anyone had heard Lewis's outbreak. When I noticed the entire garage was completely empty I walked next door to knock softly.
When I didn't get a response I trained my ears to see if Lewis was in the shower. When I can't hear the shower I softly open the door to find Lewis changing into a different pair of pants making my eyes instantly notice the bulge hidden from his briefs. I could tell he was far from rock hard which had my mind racing.
"Do you know how to fucking knock?" Lewis snaps making my eyes instantly move from staring at his bulge making my face grow hot slightly.
"I did knock," I snap back before turning to leave.
"No, wait!" Lewis shouted not letting me get a clean escape.
"What?" I ask while stepping into Lewis's room and closing the door behind me giving us some privacy in case we get into another screaming match.
"Why are you even in here?" Lewis asked referring to me coming in, in the first place.
"I heard a bang and then you shouted. Just wanted to make sure you where okay," I tell Lewis softly making Lewis nod.
"Ah, so you do have a heart! Spent the past three years convinced you where the fucking tin man," Lewis tells me with a sarcastic laugh falling from his lips.
"Lewis, literally shut the fuck up. You're getting replaced by a child next year because you threw a tantrum when Toto didn't give you what you wanted," I tell him makingg Lewis's face grow red in anger.
"Are you fucking kidding me right now? You're the one who might get replaced by Max next year is Toto can swoon him," Lewis snaps back making me shrug my shoulders.
"Eh, at least I know the person replacing me has talent. Your replacement fucking crashed my car on lap three last time he got behind the wheel," I reply back trying to show the situation doesn't stress me out.
"You're fucking petty as shit. When Kimi crashed you were all like 'oh no I hope he's okay! He's just too sweet he better be okay'," Lewis replied back in a voice that was clearly trying to mock my voice.
"You're so fucking ridiculous Lewis. I wish it was you who retired and not Nico," I snap with vemon lacing my voice making Lewis stride towards me and push me against the wall. I knew I took it a step to far but truthfully I didn't care. I trusted that Lewis wouldn't hurt me but at the same time even if he did it wouldn't be the first time we hurt each other. While it was always words I could take a slap to the face like a champ.
"Do you enjoy pissing me off? Because you're a fucking child. You know that? Everyone has to walk on eggshells around you because one wrong move and BOOM the little Mercedes driver with the anger problems is throwing another fucking tantrum," Lewis spits his words into my face making me pull a disgusted face to try and mask the hurt coursing through me.
"You're a fucking asshole, Lewis Hamilton," I spit back making Lewis finally crash his lips onto mine making me gasp against his lips in shock before slightly relaxing into the kiss before pushing Lewis away once I realize who I was kissing.
"Don't fucking do this shit again," I snap at him before both of us fall silent just staring at each other while breathing rapidly.
It was clockwork for us, we go at each other's throats and somehow find ourselves in each other's bed to somehow kiss and make up, but in reality, all it is, is putting a fucking bandaid on a bullet hole.
At the same moment, Lewis and I are back to aggressively making out fighting for dominance. I get Lewis to the bed first making him sit down before I start pushing at his shoulders before I'm climbing into his lap taking control, which lasts about .3 seconds before I am being flipped around resulting in my back roughly hitting the hard physio table.
"Always such a fucking brat, trying to take control like that's your role," Lewis says while grinding his hips into mine making me moan at the pleasure.
"One of these days your little outbursts and attitude is gonna leave you ass so sore you won't be able to race," Lewis says making me roll my eyes at his threats.
"Then you won't get the damn slipstream you want so bad," I fight back with a satisfied smirk on my face with is quickly slapped off. I mean literally, Lewis slapped my face not necessarily softly but far from as hard as he could.
Lewis knew I loved when he mixed a bit of pain with my pleasure and early on found out he could send a quick slap to my face and it'll shut me up pretty quickly.
I just whimper when the sting settles in and I register what happened. Lewis is instantly gripping at my clothes and undressing me with no problem.
When I'm completely bare for Lewis he's like a madman being released because his mouth is instantly all over my pussy while also slipping three fingers into my unprepared hole making me softly scream at the stretch.
Lewis is instantly throwing his free hand over my mouth successfully muffling my screams not wanting anyone to walk by and hear what is going on between the two known rivals.
Lewis knew exactly what he was doing, so it was no shocker to him when I started begging to cum.
"Please, sir. I need it," I whine against his large hand that is still covering my mouth.
"Go on, it's the only thing you're good at," Lewis finally gives me permission making me instantly release my orgasm spraying my pleasure all over Lewis's face and soaking the shirt he was still wearing.
When I gether myself enough I look down to see the damage that has been done and it was so hot to see Lewis soaked with my juices.
"You're giving me at least two more before I even think about giving you my cock," Lewis said roughly while still finger fucking me making me whimper at the overstimulation.
Lewis knew my body better than anyone else ever has, which is only because he tied me to my hotel bed and explored my body until the sun rose finding all the ways he could make me cum, scream, whine, beg, you name it he probably discovered it that night. The night he found out I could squirt several times in a row in quick succession if he just kept going.
"Sir," I announce loudly when I feel the band in my stomach start to grow again.
"Go on," Lewis says with a sass in his voice almost like he was annoyed.
"Oh fuck," I whimper out when I finally feel the band snap making me start spraying all over Lewis's driver's room again.
"God, you're so fucking easy. I bet I could make you squirt if I looked at you hard enough," Lewis said in mockery knowing damn well he could blow a little bit of air on my clit and I'd be cumming for him in a matter of seconds.
"I need one more," Lewis said while speeding up his fingers again making me whine when I feel my third orgasm approaching making me squirm trying to get away but Lewis was far stronger than me making it easy to overpower me and keep me down while he finger fucks me into another squirting orgasm that has me gasping for air. I could hear my squirt hitting difference surfaces around us making the deed that much dirtier.
I am sure everyone will hear about this by the next race because no way the poor cleaner who has to come in after us will keep their mouth shut when they realize the dried liquid all around the room is in fact the evidence of the pleasure of the female driver.
"Good fucking girl! Good to know your ears work sometimes," Lewis says while stepping away from my pussy before sending a rough slap down on my sensitive clit making me jerk and a little bit a squirt come out making Lewis laugh at the slut he had turned me into for him.
"Please sir, more," I gasp when I feel Lewis's tip teasing my dripping entrance inviting him to sink in.
"You know you're so infuriating. Walking around like you own the place and then come back to my room to get fucked properly" says Lewis as he sinks into my pussy making me whimper at the stretch.
"Fucking hell, how are you still this fucking tihgt?" Lewis questions while he starts thrusting making me whimper feeling the stretch all over my body.
"Fuck, I'm gonna have to spend more time in you, maybe make you sleep with my cock burried in this pussy, make it a perfect fucking fit for me to play with," Lewis continues making me whimer and clench around him.
"So good, sir," I gasp when Lewis's hips are snapping into mine at a brutal pace.
"Fuck! How are you about to cum again," Lewis groans when he feels my pussy contracting around his cock ready to fall into another orgasm.
"You know what to do," Lewis says giving me permission for my fourth orgasm of the night making me scream out loudly.
My tightening pussy was Lewis's final straw because next thing I know he's pulling out and cumming on my stomach making sure to paint my tits a bit with his cum.
He loved the way he could coat my body in his cum.
Once Lewis settles down from his pleasure he climbs out of the hard bed looking for a towel he can use to whip me down.
Once I'm clean from his cum he pulls me up slightly so he can stand between my legs while he holds me to his chest.
"You think Toto knows the truth?" I mumble against Lewis's tattooed chest making me chuckle softly.
"Probably and if not before he's definitely gonna think we listened to his advice," Lewis jokes making me laugh with him.
"We have a problem," I mumble burying my face into his chest not wanting to admit the problem.
"What is it, sweet girl?" Lewis questions showing me the sweet side I only got to see after moments like this or early in the morning when we knew no one could see that the two rivals actually had hearts.
"I can't feel my legs and I truthfully do not want to get into someone else's car covered in sweat and cum," I mumble making Lewis laugh lightly.
"Well you have in fact left your sweat and cum in my car so I'll take us back to the hotel, and I have no issues holding you until you're ready," Lewis tells me softly before picking me up into his arms and pulling us to the couch where he held me.
"I'm sorry, I shouldn't have screamed in your face like that," Lewis apologizes clearly embarrassed by his actions.
"I said some pretty ugly things too. I think we need to work on that," I tell him softly making him hum in agreeance.
"Still want you to fuck me like that, even if it does make driving a bit uncomfortable," I tell him making Lewis let out a belly laugh.
"I'll always fuck you like a whore. You love it too much for me to stop," Lewis tells me making me smile.
We lay like that for another thirty minutes before we heard a knock on the door before we could hear Toto's voice shout, "I see you took my advice! It better fucking work!"
Lewis and I just laugh at being called out but make no move to get up and get dressed knowing Toto wasn't going to open the door.
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grausamm · 8 months ago
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한국에서 또 볼 수 있을 줄 몰랐는데
#LewisHamilton #루이스해밀턴
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mcsrblrconfessions · 6 months ago
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big big shoutout to the only man ever, Lewis Fulham. Big big thanks to all of the work you do for HBG, for speedrunning, for Minecraft, for content creation, for everyone as a whole.
I always look forward to your analysis segments in ranked playoffs, wishing that there'd be more of them. Please, ask to do more! It's better to analyse a 3:1 instead of having to wait for 10 minutes... even if it's just my thoughts haha. You can go more in depth about how runner A won over runner B, could be invaluable advice to the runners for the next round!
I always love your videos, they are so highly edited (even if they do take a bit of time to edit and produce). You don't know how many times I've watched stuff on lewisfulspam and things like the cheated runs and just general speedrun commentary, you add a lot to the gameplay and situations!
I just wish there were more videos in general, because I'm such a lurking lurker I don't even have a twitch account :p I wanna see your stats grow man, a 1/10 video (which means the best video in the past 10 for those who don't understand YouTuber terms)
Last but not least, big shout out for all the big things and little things you do. Organising the melons must have been hard, and I eagerly await your (and rekrap's) video(s) on it! And I love that you take the time to respond and appreciate every individual who supports you. Even now, you have the indie streamer kind of interactions that really helps to foster a close community.
You're a real uncut gem, Mr Full of Ham sir. I wish you the absolute damn best!
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ayrtonarellano0794 · 2 years ago
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Happy birthday to His majesty, Sir Lewis "THE HAM"-ilton, greatest of them all and the greatest that will ever be in this godforsaken sport that I chose to stan.
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dollycas · 4 months ago
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Special Guest Lorie Lewis Ham - Author of One of You (Tower District Mysteries) #GuestPost / #Giveaway @lorielewishamauthor - Great Escapes Book Tour
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One of You (Tower District Mysteries) by Lorie Lewis Ham I am happy to welcome Lorie Lewis Ham to Escape With Dollycas today! Entertainment Matters By Lorie Lewis Ham One of the things I enjoy about writing my books is sharing through my main characters some of the things I love. In all of my books, even the series before this one, I have shared my love of Frank Sinatra, Sherlock Holmes, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and Star Trek—which are all fandoms that have been very important to me. With my Tower District Mystery series, I have been able to expand on that to include some newer interests such as manga, anime, and Supernatural. Roxi has also mentioned several superheroes (especially the Flash and Superman), and the show Gossip Girl—which was the inspiration for the Tower Gossip website in my series. I know there are some people who may think it is silly to call things like TV important—but I don’t agree. I made a new friend recently who had watched very little TV growing up so I had to explain to him why TV was so important to me—Roxi shares these feelings as well. I had a hard time making friends when I was a kid—I was quiet, I was different, and I dealt with social anxiety. I also went through some trauma and abuse as a teenager (not from my family) that I struggled to deal with. But TV was my constant companion—my friend. It not only kept me company, but it inspired me, lifted me up, made me think, made me cry, and encouraged me. And it still continues to do so. Star Trek has always been a source of hope for the future. Buffy the Vampire Slayer gave me courage through some difficult times, even Sherlock Holmes showed me that it was okay to be different. And I am not sure if I would have become a mystery writer without Murder She Wrote—she inspired me to keep going and not give up. It was such a thrill to me when I got to know one of the screenwriters from the show Tom Sawyer and he even sent me a signed script. TV and books also provided a needed escape—I can’t imagine my life without either of them. I think they also made me a better storyteller. Some may be surprised to know that entertainment has always helped people find hope, inspiration, and escape. During World War II, Fred Astaire and Bing Crosby, among others, provided a much-needed escape through their light and happy musicals. During the lockdown and earlier parts of the pandemic, entertainment kept the whole world going by providing escape, hope, and joy. Performers went above and beyond by doing free virtual events of all kinds to help us through this and book sales went through the roof. Even Sir Patrick Stewart read Shakespeare on social media. Some of the new entertainment I discovered in the last few years that I have put in my latest book, One of You, are manga and anime. I knew they existed and had seen some Studio Ghibli movies, but that was about it. But early on in the pandemic, my oldest child introduced me to some amazing anime shows, and that in turn encouraged me to give manga another try. There is some amazing storytelling in anime and manga and much of the artwork is stunning. Some of my finds that fit well in the mystery genre include Moriarty the Patriot (a retelling of the Holmes story from Moriarty’s perspective), Spy Family (this one is just darling), Death Note, and Oshi no Ko (both combine mystery with the supernatural). One of You takes place during a mystery event at Halloween with several mystery authors as guests and one of them happens to be a manga author who has just gotten a contract to turn her books into anime. We have also begun reviewing manga in my online magazine Kings River Life this year. Another passion of mine that I brought into this new series, is my love of King Arthur. The sense of honor that the knights have appeals to Roxi. She comes from a Mafia family, although her parents were never directly involved as far as she knows, and she likens the sense of honor the Mafia at least used to have, to that in the King Arthur stories. She also has a replica of Excalibur and knows how to use it. The world of Camelot brings Roxi comfort as well. It was her father who introduced her to that world when he took her to see the musical Camelot and gave her a copy of The Once and Future King. Her parents died in a car crash when she was a teenager and these things help her feel close to her father. Whenever I wonder if I am doing anything in this world that truly matters, I remind myself of how important entertainment in all forms is. If my books can make someone smile, laugh, think, or cry—or give them a fun escape to a world different from theirs, that is the best feeling in the world and perhaps helps pay it forward a bit for all that entertainment has given for me. Thank you Lorie for visiting today! ______ Keep reading for more info about Lorie and her new book. About One of You One of You (Tower District Mysteries) Mystery 2nd in Series Setting - The Tower District of Fresno, CA Publisher ‏ : ‎ Mystery Rat's Books (June 4, 2024) Paperback ‏ : ‎ 278 pages ISBN-13 ‏ : ‎ 979-8325667381 Digital ASIN ‏ : ‎ B0D46P6JBJ With her life on the California Coast behind her, Roxi Carlucci is beginning to feel at home in the Tower District—the cultural oasis of Fresno, CA—where she now lives with her cousin P.I. Stephen Carlucci, her pet rat Merlin, a Pit Bull named Watson, and a black cat named Dan. She has a new entertainment podcast, works as a part-time P.I., and is helping local bookstore owner Clark Halliwell put on the first-ever Tower Halloween Mysteryfest! The brutal summer heat is gone and has been replaced by the dense tule fog—perfect for Halloween! She just wishes everyone would stop calling her the “Jessica Fletcher” of the Tower District simply because she found a dead body when she first arrived. But when one of the Mysteryfest authors is found dead, she fears she jinxed herself! The Carlucci’s are hired to find the killer before they strike again. Will Mysteryfest turn into a murder fest? How is the local gossip website back, and what does it know about the death of Roxi’s parents? About Lorie Lewis Ham Lorie Lewis Ham lives in Reedley, California, and has been writing ever since she was a child. Her first song and poem were published when she was 13, and she has gone on to publish many articles, short stories, and poems throughout the years, as well as write for a local newspaper, and publish 7 mystery novels. For the past 14 years, Lorie has been the editor-in-chief and publisher of Kings River Life Magazine, and she produces Mysteryrat’s Maze Podcast, where you can hear an excerpt of her book One of Us, the first in a new series called The Tower District Mysteries. Book 2, One of You, will be out in June of 2024. You can learn more about Lorie and her writing on her website mysteryrat.com and find her on Facebook, and Instagram @krlmagazine & @lorielewishamauthor. 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aristocratslog · 4 months ago
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Astonishing Little Feet from Maegan Houang on Vimeo.
Starring Celia Au, Perry Yung, Robert Lewis Stephenson, Brian Wallace, Max Faugno and Robert Brettenaugh
Written and directed by Maegan Houang Produced by Pin-Chun Liu Executive Produced by Glenn Kaino, Lauri Michelle Firstenberg, and Elaine Sir Cinematography by Christopher Ripley Production Design by Terry Watson Edited by Gus Spelman Composer: Robert Ouyang Rusli Costume Design by Anne Valliant Hair & Makeup by Moung Park Casting Director: Tanya Giang Co-EP: Brooke Baker Sound Design & Mix by Grant Meyers Lead VFX Artist: Jeff Desom Animation & Title design by Laura Nasir-Tamara Production Manager: John Lozada 1st AD: Ted Keffer 2nd AD: Kat McArdle Associate Producer: Po-wei Su Script Supervisor: Merina Seidel Language Consultant: Alice Ko Set PAs: Ferran Molina, Slava Makarov Production Intern: Max Hickman Art Director: Jay Dizon Scenic: Alexandra Papoban Art PA: Le Quang Nhan Lead Man: Angel de La Rosa Set Dressers: Franki Wujcik, Vincent Quintana, Yingxi Wan 1st AC: Jacob Perry, Felipe Larrondo Loader: Darrell Ham 2nd AC: Mohammed Samra Still Photographer: Peter Yung Gaffer: Chase DuBose BBE: Vahagan Gukasyan Swing: Tanner Johnson Key Grips: Luke Poole, Lance Gegner, Brandon Diaz BBG: Myles Evenson Swings: Erik Gold, Ricky Ramon Velazquez Production Sound Mixer: Gabriel Linkiewicz Key Makeup & Hair: Akihito Sawada Healthy Safety Supervisors: Loreto Rodriguez, Wayne Landry, Joowan Bosco Kim On Set VFX Supervisor: Cooper Vacheron @coopvchrn VFX Artist: Matthew Wauhkonen ADR Recordist: Mauricio Escamilla
Shot on Kodak
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sbgraphic · 9 months ago
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Astonishing Little Feet from Maegan Houang on Vimeo.
Starring Celia Au, Perry Yung, Robert Lewis Stephenson, Brian Wallace, Max Faugno and Robert Brettenaugh
Written and directed by Maegan Houang Produced by Pin-Chun Liu Executive Produced by Glenn Kaino, Lauri Michelle Firstenberg, and Elaine Sir Cinematography by Christopher Ripley Production Design by Terry Watson Edited by Gus Spelman Composer: Robert Ouyang Rusli Costume Design by Anne Valliant Hair & Makeup by Moung Park Casting Director: Tanya Giang Co-EP: Brooke Baker Sound Design & Mix by Grant Meyers Lead VFX Artist: Jeff Desom Animation & Title design by Laura Nasir-Tamara Production Manager: John Lozada 1st AD: Ted Keffer 2nd AD: Kat McArdle Associate Producer: Po-wei Su Script Supervisor: Merina Seidel Language Consultant: Alice Ko Set PAs: Ferran Molina, Slava Makarov Production Intern: Max Hickman Art Director: Jay Dizon Scenic: Alexandra Papoban Art PA: Le Quang Nhan Lead Man: Angel de La Rosa Set Dressers: Franki Wujcik, Vincent Quintana, Yingxi Wan 1st AC: Jacob Perry, Felipe Larrondo Loader: Darrell Ham 2nd AC: Mohammed Samra Still Photographer: Peter Yung Gaffer: Chase DuBose BBE: Vahagan Gukasyan Swing: Tanner Johnson Key Grips: Luke Poole, Lance Gegner, Brandon Diaz BBG: Myles Evenson Swings: Erik Gold, Ricky Ramon Velazquez Production Sound Mixer: Gabriel Linkiewicz Key Makeup & Hair: Akihito Sawada Healthy Safety Supervisors: Loreto Rodriguez, Wayne Landry, Joowan Bosco Kim On Set VFX Supervisor: Cooper Vacheron @coopvchrn VFX Artist: Matthew Wauhkonen ADR Recordist: Mauricio Escamilla
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tealpoisonuxyellow · 1 month ago
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Summer Renaissance - Beyoncé (and Sir Lewis Hamilton)
Versace
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Bottega
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Prada
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Balenciaga
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Vuitton
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Dior
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Givenchy
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Collect your coins, Beyoncé So elegant and raunchy This haute couture I'm flaunting
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dear-ao3 · 10 months ago
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alright several of you have asked so we have an update on F1 Silly Season 2024. ill do this to the best of my ability, feel free to peer review me.
update: february 1, 2024
several things have happened:
number one, gunther steiner: at the beginning of january, gunther steiner, team principal of haas (the shit team) was more or less fired by gene haas, the team owner. not really confirmed exactly Why but it seems like gene was pissed that gunther was trying to get the team more money and blamed the failing of the car on gunther for the last several seasons. gunther was kind of the whole identity of haas and the paddock meme and funny guy (after danny rics) so now they're kind of just There. he was replaced by ayao komatsu, who had already been working at haas as the trackside engineering director (so he was already working on the cars). unclear if this will really change anything about the cars themselves especially because haas basically said that they didnt have enough time to develop their car this year so it'll probably be bad again.
number two, charles leclerc: he was the first driver to sign a new contract in mid january. he re-signed with ferrari, literally no surprise there. it was not announced how long his contract with ferrari is but we know its multi-year. like i said originally, he will likely not leave this team.
number three, lando norris: also not surprising, but lando norris re-signed a contract extension with mclaren. what was surprising was that his current contract is not up in 2024, hes officially signed with the team until 2025. so, slightly odd that he would sign an extension with them now. when he was asked about it he said something along the lines of "its not something i wanted to have to worry about in the future" and theres also the whole bit of him basically growing up at the team because hes been associated with them more or less for several years now. again, we dont know how long his extension is for, but we do know that mclaren will at least have the same lineup (norris and piastri) through 2026. this puts them in a very good position because well they're kind of the only team with confirmed drivers at this point.
number 4, sir lewis hamilton: in the absolute biggest surprise career move of the century, even bigger than when danny rics left redbull to go to renault in 2019, sir lewis hamilton signed a contract with ferrari. this is surprising for a great many reasons:
hes mercedes's golden boy. their guy. hes won them 6 drivers championships. hes been there for ten years. we all thought that he would stay in a merc
his contract was not up in 2024, it was up in 2025
charles leclerc is the other confirmed ferrari driver. charles is ferrari's golden boy. they call him il presedentio. its been confirmed by ferrari that he is the priority. he wants to win in a ferrari. hes been their #1 driver for a few years now. theres no way in hell hes going to tolerate being bumped to secondary driver at his own damn team
lewis hamilton is a 7 time world champion. he wants to win his 8th one (he should have already but thats a different story). he will not tolerate being the #2 driver when hes been the merc #1 driver for so many years.
basically this is going to be worse than the brocades civil war. that ended with nico rosberg retiring.
toto wolff, mercedes team principal, re-signed as the mercedes team principal earlier and was like "yeah i want to win another championship with lewis" can i get an L in the chat
ferrari has kind of been all over the place. the pit stops, the strategy, everything. charles and carlos basically did their own strategies towards the end. mercedes might have gone downhill but they at least have had their shit slightly together. lewis is either going to make ferrari better or he is going to have his spirit broken
again, NO ONE SAW THIS COMING
we dont know how long his contract is, but its multi year (likely 2)
the mclaren boys are all going ham on twitter about this and it’s fucking hilarious.
number 5, carlos sainz: lewis signing at ferrari has knocked carlos sainz out of a seat for 2025. we knew that his contract negotiations with ferrari weren't going well, but we still had some hope. no one knows where he will end up. audi is interested in him, but they wont be an official team until 2026 so he could either sign with another team for a year, sign with stake f1 team kick sauber (which will turn into audi) or be a reserve driver. any way you look at it, he seems to be at the end of his career now after getting booted from ferrari (unless mercedes signs him but thats unlikely)
number 6, the mercedes seat: so now theres an open seat at mercedes. this is notable because there wasnt supposed to be an open mercedes seat until At Least Next Year and we still have 13 drivers who need to renew or sign new contracts, plus all the rookies and reserve drivers who want into f1. so mercedes have their fair pick of drivers. it could be alex albon, who is at williams and did a damn good job in a bad car last year. plus, williams has a mercedes engine so he is already somewhat associated with the team. he was favored to replace carlos at ferrari but that’s clearly not happening anymore. could be carlos. could be anyone. my personal favorite is fernando alonso because he would make totos life hell. so basically. silly season just got sillier. this does explain tho why lando re-signed with mclaren a year early, because he was probably approached by mercedes about driving there.
thats all for now. the car launches start tomorrow and i can assure you its only going to get sillier from here.
Sorry i tried to scroll past but, i know nothing about f1 other than max verstappen is fast, my dad doesnt like lewis hamilton, fast car goes in a loop and sometimes expodes. Could you give me a crash course in f1 drama? Im very intrigued. Whats the tea as it were?
a terribly loaded question, but i will do my best. i’ve talked about some of the drama before like the red bull second seat and the chronicles of haas but allow me to briefly try my hand at explaining the nightmare that is the upcoming silly season
under the cut we go
silly season is when the drivers go through contract renewals, extensions and switches. usually it’s confined to the first half of the season (march-july) but it has been known to extend all the way to the last race of the season and they like to switch people around at random sometimes. driver contracts are complex, there’s a lot of money involved and basically You Are The Face Of The Team so if you have a shit season then you make the team look bad. but at the same time you could have a shit season because you have a shit car. it’s sticky stuff.
so. there are only twenty seats in formula 1. 10 teams. each team gets two drivers. (there’s also reserve drivers but we’re not going to get into that). who ends up with a contract is largely up to the teams, they can pull the contract out from under people they can also cut you mid season. they’ve done it before.
of the 20 drivers on the grid, 14 of them have contracts expiring at the end of the year. yes. 14. you see how this could get complicated.
so let’s meet the teams.
red bull racing. they came first this year (and last year) in the championship. like aggressively first. like they won the championship by over 350 points. they are definitely the team to beat. but if you end up with a seat at red bull, you do have to deal with max verstappen being your teammate and he won all but three of the races last year. he’s the golden boy. red bull are also notoriously silly when it comes to contracts and famously swap people mid season who aren’t performing.
mercedes. merc is home to 7 time world champion lewis hamilton and they have won the championship a great many times, though not since 2021. they are kind of in their flop arc and their car the last 2 years has been pretty garbage, but they have still made it work because they were able to come in second last year.
ferrari. god help the poor little meow meows with a ferrari contract. ferrari is a notoriously great team and they’re trying to get back to the top again but their strategy every single time has fallen short. to the point where their drivers are the ones doing the strategy in their cars while driving. they came in third last year and have been decently consistent at getting first in qualifying and then getting beat by max verstappen on race day.
mclaren. they’ve definitely worked their way up over recent years. they ended fourth last year and have had some championship wins before but not nearly as many as say merc and ferrari. their team ceo (owner? director?) is a little interesting and their car started out a pile of flaming hot garbage at the beginning of the year but they did manage to get their shit together.
aston martin. they are owned by canadian billionaire lawrence stroll, father of lance stroll (one of the drivers for the team). they’ve undergone several name changes over the recent years (force india, racing point, etc). they positively slayed at the start of the season and then one day they sucked. they finished fifth in the championship.
alpine. the frenchest french team. they’re (i think?) still partially owned by the french government. both of their drivers are french. (their drivers also hate eachother but we’ll get to that. just know they’re in the middle of a modern french civil war). they had the opportunity to have a good rookie driver (oscar piastri) this past year but in a thrilling twitter battle, he publically flamed the shit out of them and went to mclaren instead (and slayed). they're usually solidly middle of the pack. they ended sixth in the championship.
williams. williams has been one of the back of the grid teams for the last many years but they have finally started to get their shit together and don’t quite suck as much as they used to. all of the points this year were scored by only one driver though (except one but we’ll get there). they came in seventh.
alpha tauri. they are the sister team of red bull. so technically redbull owns both teams (meaning they can swap drivers between teams. they like doing this.) they’ve just kind of been There for awhile but they did slay towards the end of the season when one of their drivers led the race for several laps. basically tho, this team is the gateway to redbull. they came in eighth.
alpha romeo. recently renamed to stake f1 team (but sometimes they are going to be called kick sauber. this is a whole other drama post and i’m not getting into it). they’re also just kind of there. generally unproblematic. seems that really great drivers who get ixed out of a contract for a younger driver end up here or young drivers who are in their early years are here before they go to a better team. they ended ninth this year.
haas. oh haas. goofy team. they suck. point blank they suck. they keep loosing sponsors because they suck, they don’t win ever (one time they came first in qualifying last year). they cursed themselves in australia in 2018 by not tightening their tires and its been downhill ever since. they came 10th. their team principle got let go (fired?) who’s to say today.
so those are the teams. it is important to note that:
-there is a cost cap. each team is allowed to spend no more than 135m per year.
-not all cars are equal. some things are standard. they all undergo the same testing. but the cars are all very different. so you can be a good driver but stuck in a shitty car. which makes it impressive if you are doing well in a shitty car.
let’s meet our drivers!!!
starting with the guys who’s contract is not ending in 2024:
max verstappen. 3 time world champion. 26 years old. general beast on the track. he dominated the whole season. he’s currently racing for red bull and has a contract with them through 2028.
lewis hamilton. 7 time world champion. 39 years old. he drives for mercedes. he will not leave mercedes until he retires. he really really wants to win an 8th world championship and is willing to stick it out a few more years as long as merc still believes in him. his contract expires in 2025.
george russell. the other merc driver. 26 years old. hes aggressively british and says thinks like blimey unironically. walking meme. got his merc seat in 2022 right when they entered their flop arc by getting his tractor of a williams to finish second in qualifying in the middle of a rainstorm. his contract expires in 2025.
lando norris. mclaren driver. 24 years old. he has notably never won a race in his five years of formula one (mostly because right when his car finally was good enough max verstappen was 20 seconds ahead of anyone) but he is regarded as Very Good. he has only ever driven for mclaren. and even though there is another year left on his contract there is mass speculation that he will not renew his contract with mclaren after it expires and he may move up to one of the top teams (red bull, merc, ferrari) (tho i think he doesnt hate himself quite enough to go to ferrari). his contract expires in 2025.
oscar piastri. the other mclaren driver. 22 years old. this was his rookie season and he positively slayed. like people compared his rookie season to lewis hamiltons rookie season. he also had the positively funniest start to his rookie year because alpine announced that he would be driving for them (he had been their reserve driver and in the alpine academy) and he posted a tweet that basically said yeah thats false i never singed anything with you and im going to race with mclaren instead (he dodged a bullet) and then alpine tried and failed to sue him for $4m USD. he signed a contract extension with mclaren this year and his contract expires in 2026.
lance stroll. aston martin driver and son of the aston martin owner. hes doing ok, tho there was conspiracy that he wanted to quit and have a tennis career awhile ago. but basically since his dad owns the team it seems that hes guaranteed a seat for as long as he wants one.
so now. moving onto the good shit. the people who have contracts expiring in 2024. hold onto your hats people.
charles leclerc. (everyones favorite slutty little soup can). 26 years old. he is currently at ferrari and he has been since 2019. notably, he was given the longest contract in the history of ferrari after a stellar rookie season at sauber (renamed to alpha romeo, renamed to stake f1) where he got the tractor of a car consistently into the points. having the longest contract in the history of ferrari was a flex at the time, but now its likely how he will introduce himself at therapy sessions. ferrari have fucked this man left right and center up the ass with a plastic lunchroom spork. hes talented, he can drive, and he can drive well. but the strategy that ferrari has absolutely sucks. either something is wrong with the car (see him blowing out his gear box on the formation lap in monaco, his car completely crapping out and spinning into the barrier in brazil before the race even started) or they fuck up his pit stops or put him on the wrong tires and honestly its just frustrating. but will he leave??? likely not. you'd have to pry ferrari out of his cold dead hands and at this rate that might be where this is headed though there has been some minor speculation of him going to another team like merc or red bull, but merc doesnt have any open seats and red bull is a whole other dumpster fire of drama. ferrari are going to have to pay him a boatload of money to make him stay.
carlos sainz. the smooth operator. 29 years old. ferrari driver. previously carlos was at toro rosso (renamed to alpha tauri), renault (renamed to alpine), and mclaren before signing with ferrari. he has been at ferrari since 2021 and has voiced that he would like to stay with them for however long he can. there is speculation that lando might replace him at ferrari (but landos contract is not up until 2025) and there is also some speculation that alex albon might replace him. while charles is clearly the golden boy at ferrari, carlos is slightly slower but also definitely consistent. he was THE ONLY non red bull driver to win a race this past year, in Singapore after max verstappedn was knocked out of qualifying by alpha tauri reserve driver liam lawson (more on him later) and because he basically came up with his own strategy in the car while he was driving.
sergio perez. aka checo. red bull driver. 33 years old. and oh boy here's where we open the can of worms. checo was previously at racing point (renamed aston martin) and it was very near the end of the 2020 (?) season and he was out of a contract. he had a bonkers race where he was knocked to the back of the grid and then overtook everyone and somehow ended up winning (there is more to that story but just trust me) and christian horner, red bull team principle, mr ginger spice and definite disney villain called him and said congrats sir you have a seat at red bull! well. fast forward. hes been causing problems. problems as in crashing a lot, generally not doing great and pissing the crap out of red bull. it is basically guaranteed at this point that he will not be getting a contract extension. there was actually talk this year of him losing his seat mid season to one of the alpha tauri drivers, because remember, red bull owns both teams and they can switch them whenever they want to (and they have!) but ultimately this did not happen. even though checo has a seat at red bull until the end of 2024, its mass speculated that he is going to get switched with an alpha tauri driver, probably daniel ricciardo (more on him shortly) mid season because there is a speculated clause in daniels contract that says that if checo isn't performing well in the first few races daniel is getting his seat.
daniel ricciardo. 34 years old. alpha tauri driver. man oh man what a guy. outside of being the prankster of the paddock, he has one of the most batshit careers of anyone currently on the grid. he started out at red bull and was showing real talent and skill and was on track to win things (and was!) and was there until the end of 2018 when max verstappen (his teammate) started getting preferential treatment and also red bull started having a lot of problems with their engines (which were being outsourced from Renault (now alpine) and another team on the grid) and well very very long story short he made the surprise move of the century and decided to sign with Renault (which makes no sense they're the one with the engine problems) and was there for 2 years before moving again to mclaren where he was reportedly not treated very well and had a hard time driving the car so they mutually ended his contract with them early and he basically retired at the end of the 2022 season and became a red bull reserve driver. then halfway through the 2023 season alpha tauri ixed one of their drivers, nyck de vries, because he wasnt doing well and promoted daniel back up to a full time driver at alpha tauri (which we know is only a step down from red bull) but then he broke his hand in a crash in zanvort (?) and then he was replaced for a few races by formula 2 driver liam lawson (who we will also talk about) and then he came back to finish out the season in alpha tauri after he was cleared. daniel has admitted openly that he never should have left red bull and he was given bad advice to do so. hes towards the end of his career at this point and its well known that he Really Really wants to finish out his career at red bull again. he and max have already been teammates before and they do work well together and daniel is great driver (see his comeback in texas (or maybe it was brazil?) this year). so. Pretty Sure that daniels going to get either an extension at alpha tauri or go up to red bull. thats what we all want. get this man in a red bull we need him there biblically.
liam lawson. now technically liam is not actually a formula 1 driver. hes a formula 2 driver, but he was daniels replacement for five races and there has been some speculation and some confirmed news about him so hes getting included. when he was racing for f1 he was at alpha tauri. hes 21 and looks like he belongs in the movie grease. no one was expecting him to slay in formula 1 and he positively knocked everyones socks off. the scene: Singapore. which, if you'll recall, is the one race that a not red bull driver won. this was largely because liam lawson slayed the absolute game in qualifying. the qualifying part of racing determines what order the cars start in on the grid for the race and theres three parts, the first two parts the bottom 5 drivers each time get knocked out and then the top 10 complete for the last 10 spots. liam lawson knocked BOTH max verstappen and checo perez out of qualifying in the second round by going very slightly faster than them, effectively fucking up red bulls race and allowing carlos to win. and he also scored points in that race, which no one was expecting. now thats all fine and dandy, but here's the speculation: hemlut marko (im pretty sure) (who is somehow decently involved in the decision making at red bull though i couldn't tell you how) said that he thinks that liam lawson will be in an f1 seat no later than 2025. meaning that he will probably get offered a contract this year. and hes already raced for alpha tauri. red bull have sunk a good amount of money into him. they clearly want him. so if he gets offered an alpha tauri seat in 2025, that means theres a good chance danny rics is going to red bull. do you SEE how the plot here is THICKENED
yuki tsunoda. age 23. currently at alpha tauri. and fun fact, the only alpha tauri driver to race there the whole year. he had three separate team mates. he is slaying and hes often slept on. he has a bit of a temper and likes to shout on the radio and also hates working out (they had to force him to move to italy or something to work out, long story) but hes been kinda killing it. he led several laps in the abu dhabi race this year and hes decently consistent. people think theres possibility that he could get moved up to red bull on account of the fact that he is younger than daniel and clearly has more years in him,, but there is also possibility that he might not because red bull like to make stupid decisions. and if he doesnt get moved up to rebel, will he stay with alpha tauri? we don't know.
alex albon. age 27. currently a williams driver. alex albon is another one with a batshit career. he started out his rookie year in 2019 at alpha tauri then got moved up to red bull halfway through the year when red bull decided that pierre gasley wasnt doing a good enough job (more on him later) and stayed with red bull for a solid year and a half until he lost his seat in 2021 to checo. he has been with williams for the last two years and is basically carrying the team. like. williams as a team scored 28 points this year. and alex albon scored 27 of those 28 points. and as we know, williams is still kind of in their shit arc (though they are doing much better. they didnt score any points for a solid 2 (?) years. so this is an improvement.) and if you can get a shit car to perform you catch the eye of bigger teams. now, alex has already been a red bull driver. and he was on the cusp of podiuming two separate times when lewis hamilton ran into him. this (among a few other things) basically killed his chances at getting resigned at red bull because he wasnt ""performing"" and red bull are bitches who love to win. but some people think that red bull should give him another shot. like daniel, hes already been max's teammate and he can definitely drive. but theres also talk he might go to ferrari because ferrari think that he might compliment charles's driving style (or something). but going to ferrari at this point is kind of suicide. so.
logan sergeant. age 23. the only american on the grid. the other williams driver. he just finished his rookie year. he scored a grand total of one single point this season, in texas, and it was because charles leclerc and lewis hamilton both got disqualified because the floor of their car had more wear (by literally less than millimeters) than it was allowed to, bumping him up from 12th to 10th. he has never done better than alex albon. he was also the very last driver to get a contract for 2024, with williams waiting until i think december of 2023 to announce his contract extension. clearly, hes on thin ice. but people have also said that he needs time to get used to formula 1 (other people have pointed out that oscar piastri slayed his rookie season this year and this statement about needing time is largely false). where logan ends up next year though will largely depend on how well the 2024 season goes for him.
fernando alonso. 42 years old. many people like to point out that oscar piastri is actually younger than fernando's racing career. he won tiktok creator of the year (somehow) and is also a 2 time world champion. he retired a few years ago, just to show back up again and slay. during the first half of the season when aston martin had a zoom zoom car he killed it, and then they had problems on top of problems and he didnt do well. except for that one race in brazil where he came in third, beating checo by literally .05 seconds. he hasn't really made any hints about retiring a second time and he is kind of carrying aston Martin right now (he scored 205 points this season, coming in 4th and tying in points with charles leclerc, lance stroll only scored 74 points this year.) and they did have their best year yet this year. (though they are relatively new).
pierre gasley. 27 years old. french. drives for alpine. the french team. previously he raced with toro rosso (now alpha tauri), then got promoted to a red bull driver in 2019, then halfway through the season they decided he wasnt doing a good enough job and he got demoted back down to alpha tauri. then he won a race with alpha tauri just to stick it to red bull. after the great oscar piastri contract twitter war, he was signed as alpines second driver, with Esteban ocon being the other driver (more on him soon). estie bestie and pierre (both french) were childhood friends and now hate each other for unknown reasons and basically feuded on the track for most of the season. french civil war at alpine. he scored 62 points in 2023 and came in 11th. not really sure where he will end up, it is possible that he will stick it out at alpine.
esteban ocon. 27 years old. also french. currently driving for alpine. another one with a silly bonkers career. he started out at force india and had a baller few seasons there but his teammate at the time was checo, and checo didnt really cooperate with him too much and caused some drama that cost estie bestie some places and some points. max verstappen also beat him up in the garage once. thats not really relevant but it did happen. anyway, after the owner of force india was arrested for .... i don't remember what maybe it was embezzlement or bankruptcy or something money related, the team was backed by lawrence stroll and became racing point. but all of that happened mid season and lawrence was basically like look ill back you guys for now but next year my son gets a seat (lance) so one of you two (checo and estie bestie) have to go. and ultimately they let estie bestie go even though he was more consistent because checo had more sponsors and they needed money. so he was out of formula 1 for a few years (but was a merc reserve driver) and then went to Renault, which then became alpine. he did come in 12th though overall this season, just behind pierre. so. will alpine keep both him and pierre and keep the civil war going? whos to say.
nico hulkenberg. 36 years old. haas driver. in his 200+ f1 races he has never been on the podium and he really really wants to be on the podium. unfortunately this will never happen in a haas because haas fucking sucks. and everyone knows it. he is getting towards the end of his career though. though! stake f1 will become the mario Andretti and audi team in 2026 (don't question it) and they have supposedly voiced interest in nico. so we will see if he hangs on that long to end up at audi. for now tough, hes definitely hating it at haas. though, haas are going to have a different team principle next year so maybe that will change things. i have a sneaky feeling through that haas will probably end up with another 2 rookie drivers because everyone else is smart enough to not race for them.
kevin magnussen. 31 years old. haas driver. hes another deeply interesting character. he has had one podium. in his rookie season. in his first race. and none since. kevin started at haas in 2017 and then left at then end of 2020 when he basically got kicked off because the team needed money and they wanted to bring in drivers with more sponsorships. these drivers were mick schumacher and nikita mazepin. so kevin basically was forced to retire after the 2020 season. this went decently well for haas. until russia invaded ukraine right before the start of the 2022 season and, well, nikita was Russian and it was never distinctly proven that his dads company (who was sponsoring the team) wasnt also funding the invasion. so nikita got fired and they were literally like 2 weeks out from the start of the season, down a driver. who are you gonna call? kevin magnussen! and hes been back ever since. but hes clearly getting annoyed with haas. there was one great clip from this year where his car caught on fire and he kind of just stared into to, clearly hoping it would burn for a long time. so the likelihood of him extending his contract is looking slim.
valtteri bottas. 34 years old. currently a driver for stake f1 (alpha romeo, kick sauber, whatever you wanna call it). previously, he was a mercedes driver and notoriously helped lewis hamilton win a great many championships, until he lost his seat to george russell in 2022. there was a rather awkward part of the 2021 season where valtteri knew that he was out of a merc seat the following year and kind of just chose violence. he slayed. then he went to alpha romeo, grew a mullet and made a calendar of his ass. quite the glow up if you ask me. hes also very interested in cycling. honestly though, i have my own personal speculation that hes going to retire at the end of this year.
zhou guanyu. 24 years old. driver for stake f1 (alpha romeo/kick sauber, etc etc). hes doing alright. he just finished his second season, in his first season he was majorly out qualified by valtteri but this past season he managed to out qualify him a good 6 times. which is decently good for the tractor of a car hes driving. its possible that he could get a contract extension, but like logan, its probably going to depend on how the 2024 season goes for him.
and thats all the drivers. theres also a few others i didnt talk about, like some other f2 drivers who want seats and mick schumacher, who is currently a merc reserve driver, all of which could be contenders for f1 seats. but one things for sure. this is going to be the silliest fucking silly season.
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Holaa could i get a thick crust with red sauce, tomatoes, ham, parmesan cheese, chorizo on my pizza. I would also like to get a diet pepsi and a sun tea. And a dessert please with Lewis Hamilton. Graciass
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thin crust brothers best friend red sauce rough sex ham "You're so infuriating. Walking around like you own the place and then come back to my room to get fucked properly" parmesan cheese "Awe... did that hurt? Tuff luck I'm gonna do it again" chorizo "Alright, you spent my money. You know what to do now" diet coke biting sun tea sir kink
Lewis x Rosberg! reader
TW - road head, biting, slight sir kink, unprotected sex
WC 1500+
Y/N POV
"Lewis, please let me pay," I say while trying to tap my phone on the card reader but Lewis has a tight grip on my wrist holding it away from the card reader before softly tapping his phone and paying for my stuff again.
"Stop doing that, it's fucking embarrassing. I have money to get what I need and want," I hiss through clenched teeth when we start leavingthe store.
"I paid because I'm the reason you needed more panties, I'm sure I'll rip up those within the next few weeks," Lewis says casually as if he wasn't talking about being so rough he has destroyed at least 50 pairs of panties simply from the way he would rip them off of my body.
"You should work on that, I'm sure they have classes in patience," I say while flashing him a bratty smirk. We both know damn well I wouldn't want him to change and would rather have to buy new underwear daily than Lewis being gentle.
Lewis just pinches my side for the bratty comment making me squeal in shock.
When we get back into the car Lewis starts driving us back to his apartment taking the long back road back.
"Alright, you spent my money. You know what to do now," Lewis says with a smirk across his face while relaxing back slightly.
"Lewis! Don't be a dick," I say while softly hitting his chest but still looking around to make sure the road was empty before I'm unbuttoning his pants and pulling his cock out through his boxers, and lean down to pull his tip into my mouth and giving it a long suck.
"Fuck, I didn't think you'd actually do it," Lewis says making me look up at him. I notice the smirk across but get lost in his lust-filled eyes that are staring down at me making sure to flicker his eyes up to the road occasionally.
I start taking more of Lewis into my mouth where I start bobbing my head making sure to jerk off the part of Lewis's cock that doesn't fit into my mouth.
I knew Lewis wouldn't cum by the time we made it to his penthouse but I didn't care as I kept Lewis's cock warm the entire drive.
When we pull up to the garage I slip Lewis from my mouth and Lewis quickly slipped his cock back into his pants before getting out of the car and opening the door for me.
Once we got everything upstairs into Lewis's apartment I put away the stuff I would be keeping here and left the rest of the stuff that would be going back to my own apartment by the front door so I didn't forget anything.
"Come here," Lewis calls out roughly from his room. I make quick work of making it into Lewis's room where I find Lewis comfortably lying on top of the bed in just a tight pair of white briefs.
"Strip for me," Lewis calls out once I enter the room making my cheeks grow red but still I did as he said.
I slowly pulled my shirt up making sure to tease the sides of my tits when lifting my shirt up just to add to the show. Once my shirt was discarded I slowly turn facing away from Lewis so I can pull my shorts down and shake my ass for Lewis making him groan. When I turned back around I was already unclipping my bra and letting it fall to the ground. When I slowly pulled my panties down my pale legs I threw them right at Lewis when I finally had them off.
"Get on the bed," Lewis roughly states making me walk to the edge of the bed where I started crawling up the bed and onto Lewis's lap.
"I hope you know, you're so infuriating. Walking around like you own the place and then come back to my room to get fucked properly," Lewis says when I finally climbed into his lap where he had been waiting for me while I was putting my stuff away.
"This is why I said you needed class in patience," I reply back with a smirk before pulling Lewis up for a kiss. Lewis just lands a few slaps on my ass clearly not loving my little comment.
"You've been extra bratty today," Lewis said with an edge in his voice.
"You love me though," I reply back before leaning down and placing my lips on his.
"I do, I have always loved you," Lewis replies back letting a smile stretch across his face making me smile back at him.
Lewis and I had known each other as long as he had known my brother and when I was a young 18 year old watching him make his Formula 1 debut and being just as excited for him as I was for my brothers a year before. We started dating when he made his way to Mercedes. There was a few rough years but as time has progressed I have been blessed to be Lewis's partner in crime. Lewis and Nico's relationship is still a bit rocky but as the years have passed and their maturity has grown they have been able to set aside their differences for my sake.
I lean back down and take Lewis's mouth into mine allowing for our tongues to tangle in a fight for dominance that Lewis very quickly won before he flipped up over so he was on top of me.
Once Lewis was comfortable on top he started kissing all around my jaw and even taking soft nips at it making sure I felt his teeth grazing my skin but not biting hard enough to make me whine.
Once Lewis makes it down to my neck his nips at my skin turn into full biting making me gasp when I feel Lewis's teeth sink into my collarbone. I knew some of these would leave marks but I loved every moment of it.
"Sir, please, I need you in me," I beg Lewis needing him to fuck me. Lewis just laughs lightly in a mocking tone making me whine knowing he was gonna keep teasing.
I feel Lewis make his way to my right tit where he pulled my nipple into my mouth and gives it a soft suck before he's sinking his teeth down into my nipple making me whine and jerk my body.
"Ow!" I say while slightly pushing Lewis's head away.
"Awe... did that hurt? Tuff luck I'm gonna do it again," Lewis said while leaning down and taking a hard bite out of my left nipple making me whine and push Lewis's head away again.
"I love how sensitive they get," Lewis said with a smirk making me whine and grind my nips up into his cock needing more stimulation.
Lewis finally pulls his briefs down releaving his hard cock before he's instantly sinking his cock into my pussy giving me no time to adjust to his size before he is bruttally fucking into my tight walls.
"Sir!" I moan out when he starts hitting my G-spot in a hard and repetitive pace.
"Fuck, so tight," Lewis groans when he falls into a steady pace making me moan consistently.
"Fuck, so good," I moan when he brings one of his hands down to my clit and teasing it under his fingertips.
Lewis leans back down and starts taking little nips out of my skin making me gasp and moan quickly becoming overwhelmed with all the pleasure Lewis was causing on my body.
"Are you already about to come for me," Lewis mumbles against my skin.
"Yes sir!" I shout when I feel Lewis bucking his hips into my pussy even hard making me start cumming almost instantly.
"Fuck!" I whine out when Lewis keeps fucking me through my shaking orgasm which he knew would lead me into a quick second orgasm if he kept up the pace.
"I'm gonna fill this tight pussy up," Lewis groans with a smirk across his face before he applies a bit more pressure on my clit sending me into a second orgasm that was much stronger than the first orgasm he gave me. I was so lost in the pleasure I didn't notice Lewis bucking into my hips before pushing in roughly and start cumming filling my pussy up completely with his cum.
"Fuck, I love when this pussy is full of my cum," Lewis groans before pulling out and getting a towel to clean me up slightly.
"Did so good," Lewis mumbles into my neck once he pulls me in for a cuddle.
"Felt so good," I mumble back pulling Lewis impossibly closer.
"I love you," I whispered when the room had fallen silent for a few minutes.
"I love you too," Lewis replies back making me smile.
"You're staying here tonight," Lewis tells me softly making me laugh lightly.
"Okay," is all I tell him before I lean up and place a soft kiss on his lips.
The rest of the night was spent relaxing with each other while we binge-watched Brooklyn 99.
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Listen, I know we not cooking rn, so my only wish is for lewis to constantly be ahead of him. Idc if they are both P78, ham has to be ahead or I will literally go insane.
I am asking for the bare minimum here. We truly in the trenches😭
Now if only the dummy would stop constantly asking for team orders.. me thinks he's scared. As he should be
last race was sooo embarrassing for him like ur getting embarrassed by stroll asking for team orders over the sir lewis hamilton find some fucking shame 🤨 i hate nothing more than george being ahead of lewis but if merc stops putting all the fucking development work on lewis there's no fucking way george ends up on top
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formula1-universe · 2 years ago
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🇸🇦 #SaudiArabianGP 🐫 GP Arabia Saudita 2023 Jeddah Corniche Circuit 🏁 2nd Round - Sunday 03.19.23 Segunda carrera del calendario, la F1 llega a orillas del Mar Rojo para disfrutar de uno de los GPs con mayor velocidad. Los datos de este circuito: 👇 Longitud: 6,175 Km Longitud Total: 308.750 Km Laps: 50 Curvas: 27 Neumáticos: Pirelli C2 C3 C4 Zonas de DRS: 3 Velocidad Media: 250 Km/h Records F1U Winners: (1) 2021 🇬🇧 Sir Lewis Hamilton (1) 2022 🇳🇱 Max Verstappen Pole Position: (1) 2021 🇬🇧 Sir Lewis Hamilton (1) 2022 🇲🇽 Sergio Pérez Fast Lap: (1) 2021 🇬🇧 Sir Lewis Hamilton (1) 2022 🇲🇨 Charles Leclerc Líderes por Vuelta: 🇳🇱 VER 37 🇲🇨 LEC 30 🇬🇧 HAM 18 🇲🇽 PER 14 🇫🇷 OCO 1 La pista en general es bastante rápida, con varios puntos de frenada fuerte y largas rectas (algunas curvadas), es una de las cinco carreras nocturnas del calendario de esta temporada, circuito urbano. El grado de inclinación de la curva 13 (siete grados menos que la inclinación de Zandvoort Race Week amigos Nos vemos en los Jeddah 💪 🏎💨 #Formula1Universe 🏁 #F1 #F1U #F1Universe #UniverseF1 #RecordF1U #F1URecords #RaceWeek #Jeddah https://www.instagram.com/p/Cp26y7puVfS/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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unicafavorita · 2 years ago
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@.TheBishF1: #OnThisDay 5 years ago, at Monza, the 3 podium finishers were Hamilton, Bottas & Vettel. Verstappen is a great driver, & I’m pretty sure he’ll be on his home #F1 GP podium tomorrow; but, if he isn’t, imagine how refreshing it’d be if the 3 boys in this pic were on it instead!🤞
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