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happily listening to technostream: :)
techno, coughing: oooh phil im dying (as a joke)
me: 0.o :(
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its kinda funny when people on twitter reply to my posts saying they hate apollo/his game .. theyre unaware that im insane about the apollo game specifically . sorry for inconvenience i am the last person to talk about aa4 hate to
#i specify aa4 because i dont like aa5 & 6 π#im very sorry sirβ¦.i love aa4β¦ i love beanixβ¦.i love turnabout serenadeβ¦.i love perceive gimmickβ¦.sorry#the only things i hate about aa4 is all the panty jokes from turnabout corner and the fact director hotti is in this game for 2 minutes for#some reason unbeknownst to me#frawg post#ace attorney: apollo justice they could never make me hate you
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i feel the need to gatekeep crocodile bc im kinda sick of ppl being weird abt his trans coding
#crocomom!#was crocodile a woman!?!?!?#omg crocodile is actually a woman!#what if you died#also theres weird fetishizing shit made by cis ppl and im kinda sick of seeing it#ALSO also i feel like most ppl just dont understand trans crocodile in a meaningful way but maybe thats just me#being delusionally attached to a stealth trans guy and the kinda life he had to have navigated as a trans man#sorry. im the scary trans person the media warns you about#and im gatekeeping your favs#(to be clear im joking about the gatekeeping part)#(im just venting my frustrations)#one piece#sir crocodile#transgender#ALSO IM FUCKING SICK OF SEEING PPL GENDERBEND CROCODILE#SICK OF IT#If i see it one more fucking time im going to get VIOLENT
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guys I played the last chapter of j.udgment today and. He looked SO GOOD. I literally don't care about the crimes, he looked stunning
(j.udgment spoilers ahead btw)
#ash rambles π#mask off π#HE'S SO STUNNING..#the attempted murder??? lying to us??? i really don't care. not when my eyes were feasting. he looked BEAUTIFUL#so fucking hot ong#*omg#i was barking and meowing at my screen#my finger was ON the screenshot button#i dont even care about the plot. what a fucking treat for my eyes#what a fucking man#wow#please date me sir#if him attempting murder is what it takes to get him looking this good? so be it.#(that was a joke btw)#he's so unbelievably handsome
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grown man coworker keeps talking about how homework shouldnt exist and "they have me for 8 hours, and they didnt manage to teach me? they failed" which like. first off you told me you failed math three times cause you couldnt understand negatives. second off, in highschool you have 7 classes. and a lunch. and passing periods. teachers have less than an hour with you. if youre resistant to learning from them in the first place, an hour isnt going to do shit for you. i dont like homework as a concept either but you are not in school anymore and your arguement for it is flawed anyway
#he also said that he thought school was a waste of time. that he could have spent the 13 years in base school learning something useful#sir you learned how to read and do math and history in school. you were not born with these skills.#this has turned into ranting about what this guy says he said that he didnt know what a younger customer got out of being a fan of the show#friends. cause it was made in a time before smartphones and some of the jokes had to go over her head and it was a different world#buddy. buddy. grabbing your shoulders. you can enjoy something without gettting all the jokes you can enjoy something that doesnt personall#relate to you you can enjoy something and Learn About The Things As You Watch#also seperately he dissed on the movie frozen cause he said that let it go had a horrible message telling kids to abandon their family or#whatever it was. he did Not watch the movie (clear from Just His Arguement).#hes generally nice but i never know how to talk to him#i dont talk to people to argue or talk about how stupid or dumb something is as the main topic.#i wasnt in speech and debate i dont have a deep knowlegde of these. dumb topics. i dont have an opinion and i cant contribute and dont want#to debate anyway! when i dont know what to say i dont say anything and that just makes it awkward#ugh. anyway. rant over i have to work with him again today i cant get mad at this before im even interacting with him
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SO MANY HOURS OVERDUE BUT SACRIFICE MV SUPREMACY YALL !!!!!!
#enhypen#park jongseong#kim sunoo#lee heeseung#sim jaeyun#jake sim#park sunghoon#yang jungwon#nishimura riki#JUST. LOOK. HOW. BEAUTIFUL. THEY. ARE.#GAVE ME LIFE AND D*ATH ALL AT ONCE#the aesthetics are so heavenly and greek god esqu AND COMPLETELY UP MY ALLEY OH MY GODDDD#heeseung's MY!!! LIFE!!!!>>>>>#YALL KNOW E X A C T L Y WHICH PART IM TALKING ABOUT DONT EVEN LIE#it's so <3_3 HES SO <3_3#the things i would do just for him istg#he's so desirable its a joke at this point ;-;#also can we just talk about how jake literally k*lled sunoo????#like excuse me sir right in front of my mineral water????? I THINK TF NOT#..what a cruel guy..stole his wings and heart and everything >:( (but so hot of him at the same time so YES keep going jakey i support)#but ig that was the sacrifice to set them free or whatever bUt IM NOT GOING INTO DETAIL FOR SANITY REASONS#AND OKAY BUT THAT CUT BETWEEN DARK AND LIGHT DURING THE BEAT DROP WAS SO ARHGGGGGG *clutches heart*#all im sayin is park jongseong has my entire heart and soul and more he has successfully won me back after this mv *sigh*#enha.π§‘#era: dark blood
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hm.. after giving it more thought i think i want elise to win this months sonic channel poll. its a tough choice because elise and merlina both only appeared in one game and havent been acknowledged since then but. sonic and the black knight had a mix of 2d and 3d cutscenes and elise has only ever appeared as a 3d model.. with that in mind i would really like to see a cute cartoony style drawing of elise. also considering the character thats already been decided to appear in the art is silver i think id rather see him interact with elise than merlina. also it would be so nice to see more sonic 06 acknowledgement that isnt just "haha wasnt this game terrible guys *insert picture of elise kissing sonic*" especially considering itll be portraying the most hated character from that game in a positive light. so yeah #elisesweep
#i know sonic 06 is considered a failure but.#i dont think sega pretending it never existed except for having the sonic twitter make fun of it occasionally#is helping sonics reputation at all if anything its just feeding into the ''haha sonic bad'' mentality more#and i do think sonic 06 had its good qualities. like there are bad parts im not denying that. that kiss scene was weird as hell#but i think the game had a lot of potential even if the execution could have been better#theyve become less weird about sonic 06 recently. making references to it that arent just jokes#but elise still hasnt showed up in anything at all . like they played her theme at the 30th anniversary symphony#which was very surprising but i still dont really count that#also i think theres people who are only voting for merlina so sir galahad can show up and um.#i dont know if you guys are aware but the theme and silver's outfit are already chosen and its not knights related#said so in the caption of the poll#you can still vote for merlina if you want to. i wont be mad if she wins i like her a lot . probably more than elise actually#but if youre only voting to see satbk silver youre gonna be disappointed
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my math teacher has been telling stories of how he met his wife and he tells it like it's a cute story but ngl it's just weird (creepy almost?) and my friends and I all agree on that
#i dont get the people who ask him every morning to continue his story#please sir i dont want to hear this shit anymore#angryborzois rambles#as a part of his story#he talked about some female friend he knew before meeting his wife and how he would ask her to kiss him on the face βas a jokeβ every day??#and then he said#βi still wish we were more than friendsβ#SIR??? YOU HAVE A WIFE.#most of the other weird stuff he said was like how he got to choose who to work shifts with or whatever at his job#and that he always picked all of the girls so he could get them all to himself or whatever#well like considering the age he was at that time ok ig i see why but like#imagining it with how he is rn is#no
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HEβS ALSO ACE?!!!
#back on my bullshite tag#THAT SUMMER WEDDING JUST GOT PUSHED UP TO SPRING#(again for legal reasons this is a joke)#not me continuing a joke from the tags of a rb from like a week ago#dont mind me just FREAKING OUT bc the super cool guy i know in class is FUCKING ASEXUAL LETS GOOOOOO#SIR#STOP MEETING MY STANDARDS#although he still thinks im a girl but shhhh we dont talk about that
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three months later and i still think it wouldve been the funniest thing in the universe if daigo and masato were A Thing at any point in time
#masadai#snap chats#i made that initial post in november and man.... brainrot got worse i may not show it but i think of them every night#like Obvious Emos Is Obvious but theyre such funny βrivalsβ if i can even label them like that#like they never had personal beef with each other but my brain can justify comparing them enough to make it seem legit enough#i blame my brother actually he put the brainrot back in my head with shit he said tonight#we were just joking around and talking about how funny itd be if aoki showed up after every one of daigos cringe fail moments#and its like. At The Funeral daigo sitting alone with mitsuo and he just kinda turns around#bro all βyeah yk in retrospect he made me think of an old friend of mine.. ambitious.. had pretty bad trust issues... capitalistβ#and mitsuo just squinting like β...sir do you have a type im very concerned about your typeβ and then daigo has a mental breakdown#denyin it like No Its Different Mitsu Please... but majima on the other side of the room like#HES A FREAK I KNEW IT YOURE JUST LIKE THE REST OF US DAI-CHAN#MY BROTHER REALLY WAS LIKE βand now mitsuo has to explain to ichiban why the chairman has his head in its hands#and its cause he kinkshamed him at the funeralβ LIKE ???? NEVER EXPECTED MY CONSIDERABLY-MORE-NORMAL-THAN-ME BROTHER TO SAY THAT#WHEN I SAY I GASPED#daigos kink is capitalists you hate to see it#i dont have steam or time to draw anymore we just have to take my insane ramblings instead#im forcing images into peoples brains one way or another#so if you see me make more masadai text posts. SORRY#i just like smacking my faves against each other like barbie dolls
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so far what s8 has been doing is just a lot of making up great stuff then setting it aside. also making meg beautiful blonde then fucking killing her
#they made benny. benny is great. they dont talk about benny. i miss benny#they made the little clueless jewish guy who inherited a golem and now has to fight nazi necromancers. then they dont talk about him#i gotta hand it to them tho i love lobotomy castiel go lobotomy castiel !!!!!!!#i love me a little bit of brainwashing a little bit of mind control mmmm so tasty#winter soldier his ass please sir and thank you#i love me a little loved one begging moment too. βplease. this isnt you. i know you're in there somewhereβ hell yeah thats the stuff#and when they break out of their mind control because of love????????? oughhhhhhb fuck yes please#this is a love letter to lobotomy cass i love lobotomy cass so much im so grateful for lobotomy cass#also love that they made a whole ass episode that has nothing to do with anything just so that charlie could kiss a girl on screen#rare supernatural w. but also i missed those sillier moments during the whole leviathan arc things were very grim and plot heavy#aside from all the dick jokes of course#anyway we're so back π―π―π―π―
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i genuinely need to stfu abt amethio
#mari shitposts#i dont have any other personality other than talking about how gay i am for amethio#NO CUZ THERES THIS ONE GUY IN MY FRIEND GROUP (hes not even our friend he just follows us around and he makes weird jokes abt us)...#...HE KEEPS CALLING ME ANNOYING AND HE KEEPS SAYING IM SO WEIRD FOR LIKING AMETHIO#WHILE HE'S OUT HERE SEXUALISING OUR EVERY MOVE#I WAS DRINKING WATER THE OTHER DAY AND HE TOLD ME βI BET YOU WISH THAT WAS AMETHIO'S ----β#SIR THATS A MINOR#IM A MINOR TOO#WHY#THE WORST THING IS WE CANT REPORT HIM OR ANYTHING CUZ HE KNOWS TOO MUCH (cuz he keeps listening in to our conversations)#AND HES GONNA GO AROUND SPREADING RUMOURS ABOUT US
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you gotta be able to see the comedy of horror. my spaghetti turning into leeches as i move it to my mouth is actually funny if you're suffering from blood loss
#shitpost#this is a belief i actually hold like#its valuable to tune your eyes to absurdity#but also this thought stemmed from how i sometimes make nasty jokes or observations about food im eating#and normal people dont seem to like that#saying that the nerds gummy clusters are like easter bunny corn shits didn't get the applause it deserved#and thats not on me no sir#its everyone ELSE whos humorless enough to feel nauseous
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whats so odd to me is when creators make something for their very niche audience, it breaks containment and to everyone else it looks very serious without context, and then the creator gets mad about their βjokeβ post when they never tagged or alluded to the fact it was a joke in the first place
#you do not live in a bubble or create in a vacuum sir#this is specifically about instagram#becuase no#people cannot read your mind jessymom29#if you dont even tag the post with βjokeβ or βsatireβ then you deserve whats coming to you#bc likely#your joke wasnt funny to begin with#andre vents#tumblr pvp
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you and i | lando norris
face claim: bela juliana β‘
request: here !
pairing: lando norris x leclerc!reader
requested: Can I request a social media AU leclerc reader x lando based off of the song βYou and Iβ by Rita Ora Thanks so muchhhhh
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y/nleclerc oh to be the girl someone writes love stories about
fan I WILL!!!!! give me 10 minutes and garage band i can pull it off!!! β₯οΈ y/nleclerc
alexandrasaintmleux every love song is about you gorgeous girl x β³ y/nleclerc when are you gonna stop pretending you like my brother and just date me instead x β³ charles_leclerc ?? rude.
landonorris d4vd is so good! can't wait for his show in london :)
lewishamilton pipe is right there π β³ y/nleclerc that is NOT a love song sir lewis hamilton!!!! β³ charles_leclerc back off grandpa i will put sand in your petrol tank β³ lewishamilton woah calm down there bud i was joking i promise β³ y/nleclerc play nice boys β³ charles_leclerc he started it β³ y/nleclerc well stop, i dont want ferrari in my dm's telling me y'all are throwing hands on the grid β³ georgerussell63 if they do, can someone film it? β³ y/nleclerc ffs
carmenmmundt prettiest girl in the whole wide world π©· β³ y/nleclerc MWAH MWAH MWAH love you carm π
francisca.c.gomes getting ed sheeran on the case rn β³ y/nleclerc i still bawl my eyes out to cold coffee nearly daily β³ pierregasly really y/n? ed sheeran? β³ y/nleclerc ok mr listens to crazy frog when he thinks no one can hear
fan lando being the only one y/n airs everytime β οΈ β³ fan feel bad for him at this point π β³ fan y/n you want a lover boy, he is RIGHT THERE
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charles_leclerc need to find you a boyfriend immediately so you'll stop posting sappy songs on ig β³ y/nleclerc as long as its not one of your colleagues β³ charles_leclerc whats wrong with them? :((( β³ y/nleclerc i hear enough about cars from you i dont need it from them too
landonorris iris is a certified BANGER
heidiberger wanna go get coffee?? i need you to give me new songs for my danny playlist β³ y/nleclerc y'all are so gross but yesssss β³ heidiberger i think you misspelt cute π
fan y/n can i recommend turning page by sleeping at last? i'm not sure if you have it on your playlist already β€οΈ β³ y/nleclerc team edward FOR LIFE!!!! was one of the songs that got me into my lover girl era β€οΈβ€οΈ
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y/nleclerc garden party with my favourite leclerc saint mleux β€οΈ
charles_leclerc wow i see how it is... β³ y/nleclerc not my fault your son is cuter than you β³ oscarpiastri aw i knew you thought i was cute π₯°π₯° β³ y/nleclerc the cutest piastri-leclerc! come round for tea soon, i miss my nephew x β³ oscarpiastri will you make that pasta dish again? β³ y/nleclerc i will just for you! β³ landonorris osc save some for me please β³ oscarpiastri get your own y/n this ones mine β³ landonorris just you wait
fan the adoption is going strong i see β³ fan i think y/ns the biggest instigator for it π
alexandrasaintmleux am i your favourite saint mleux? π₯Ί β³ y/nleclerc always x
landonorris leo!! miss my little man β³ fan day 2947 of y/n airing lando β³ fan leave him be, his little crush is cute
arthurleclerc if leo's your favourite leclerc saint mleux, am i your favourite leclerc? β³ y/nleclerc not even close, that spot is for maman only β³ leclerc_pascale π₯°π₯°
fan where's the dress from?? its so gorgeous!! β³ y/nleclerc it's from a little boutique in monaco! let me see if i can find some alternatives online π β³ fan my queen thank you!!!
fan oh to be at a garden party with the leclercs...
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fan you and alex are so cute β³ charles_leclerc ππ€« β³ fan what does that mean im scared
fan alex was wearing a floor length dress,, whomstdve is THAT mr leclerc?
arthurleclerc i don't like the way he was looking at her β³ charles_leclerc don't you dare say anything β³ arthurleclerc you want.. lando???? to date our sister β³ charles_leclerc oh he's absolutely smitten, it's cute
y/nleclerc is... is that me and lando? β³ charles_leclerc you guys looked so cute i couldn't help it β³ y/nleclerc stalker alert!!! β³ charles_leclerc deflect all you want, i know you liiiike him β³ y/nleclerc ππ
landonorris mate can you send me this please? β³ charles_leclerc yeah sure π
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y/nleclerc i believe the kids call it serving cunt
alexandrasaintmleux most gorgeous girl in the whole wide world π©· β³ y/nleclerc come give me a kiss xx
charles_leclerc ??!!!?!?!?!???!!!! text me rn!! β³ y/nleclerc i'm busy β³ charles_leclerc i have a key to your flat, i'm not afraid to use it β³ y/nleclerc damn ok so needy
arthurleclerc and who is that. β³ y/nleclerc why do you wanna know? β³ arthurleclerc oh god its Him isn't it? β³ y/nleclerc you say that like its a bad thing π β³ arthurleclerc it is
fan UMMM??? 3rd pic???? deets please miss y/n β³ y/nleclerc if all goes well, i'll give you all a full debrief
fan MOTHERRRRRRRRRRR
fan never mind the man DATE ME!!!! β³ alexandrasaintmleux ^^ β³ lilymhe ^^ β³ lilyzneimer ^^ β³ alexalbon charles stop bringing your sister to races i dont know if i can fight PLEASE β³ y/nleclerc you would lose with those lanky arms wimp
fan poor lando in the likes... watching the girl he fancies go on a date with someone else β³ fan how do you know he fancies her? β³ fan he's constantly in her comments even if she airs him, he gets the goo goo eyes whenever she's near and don't even get me started on hungary 2022 β³ fan ... please continue β³ fan ok SO! she was in the paddock before the race and some guy came up to her and was asking her for a photo and then he asked her on a date ??? like dude use critical thinking skills for one second ... lando was across the paddock with daniel and there's a photo of him somewhere staring DAGGERS into this mans soul... charles came over and shooed the man away and lando literally deflated.. i'll see if i can find the photos β³ fan tag me in them please β³ fan me too! β³ fan me three!! β³ charles_leclerc me four!! β³ fan CHARLES???
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y/nleclerc flowers from lover (?) boy :)
fan oh she's down Bad β₯οΈ y/nleclerc
fan guys dont call me delusional but i think she's dating a driver β³ fan charles would burn the world down before he would let that happen β³ fan i gotta say... they have a point, remember when they did that tiktok where they asked drivers who they would introduce their sisters to on the grid and charles said lando immediately β³ fan and then they did the f2 gang and arthur threatened to kamikaze anyone who tried to go near y/n? β³ fan going off the comments i'm putting 2 and 2 together and getting 4 β³ y/nleclerc ironic β³ fan Y/N??????
fan pls show us lover boy its been 84 years i am begging you β³ y/nleclerc it's been like 3 months silly but soon :)
charles_leclerc i know i should feel sick seeing you so happy but it's nice to see you be treated how you deserve β³ y/nleclerc charlie π₯Ί β³ alexandrasaintmleux he's giggling and kicking his feet rn β³ charles_leclerc wow β³ fan ik he's picked out a suit for the imaginary wedding β³ charles_leclerc i reject that statement β³ alexandrasaintmleux it's bookmarked on his laptop
landonorris pretty flowers! β³ y/nleclerc thank you :)
fan ???!!!!! SHE REPLIED TO LANDO???? β³ fan i know he's squealing rn β³ fan adding it to my "y/nlando dating REAL" spreadsheet β³ fan omg share the link β³ charles_leclerc yeah share the link β³ fan this feels like confirmation but we all know charles lives for the drama
leclerc_pascale don't forget to bring him to the garden party tonight! β³ fan another one? β³ y/nleclerc we do them quite often in summer!! it's an excuse to drink champagne at 3 in the afternoon β³ fan ur so real for that
carmenmmundt lover boy π that should be me β³ y/nleclerc i've got two hands for a reason babygirl x
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landonorris lover girl β€οΈ β³ y/nleclerc lover boy β€οΈ
charles_leclerc photo creds? β³ y/nleclerc nope!
alexandrasaintmleux its not too late to run away with me x β³ y/nleclerc meet me at the port at midnight, we can steal charles' boat xx β³ alexandrasaintmleux y/n it's charles i will bomb the port. β³ y/nleclerc oh you're Crazy crazy β³ alexandrasaintmleux only for her β³ y/nleclerc gross... put my gf back on the phone
fan the sign π₯Ή we need to know all the deets β³ y/nleclerc all i will say is he gave me a mixtape :))))) β³ fan A MIXTAPE??? LIKE A PHYSICAL MIXTAPE??? oh we stan
fan WHO !!! IS !!! LOVER BOY !!! β³ y/nleclerc all will be revealed soon ;)
arthurleclerc maybe he has rights β³ y/nleclerc shush you love him β³ arthurleclerc thats before he started fancying π€’ you π€’
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y/nleclerc he may not be able to write me love songs, but his voice is my favourite melody β€οΈ
fan we've officially lost her boys ππ
carmenmmundt just looked at george and sighed β³ georgerussell63 ?? why am i catching strays?? β³ lilymhe me with alex β³ alexalbon what he say fuck me for?
fan lover girl x lover boy era <333333 β₯οΈ y/nleclerc
fan guys that's lando's necklace i'm like 99.9% sure β³ fan you're onto something there lemme look at pap pics from the last race!
fan guys the flowers are orange... papaya even...
landonorris the guy sure likes his bouquets β³ y/nleclerc yeah he's a real romantic π β³ fan WHERE'S THE FAN WITH THE SPREADSHEET β³ fan I'M HERE !!!!! typing as fast as my fingers can handle!!!!
alexandrasaintmleux just so you know charles is crying at the caption β³ y/nleclerc big softie x β³ charles_leclerc i just have a lot of feelings :(((((
arthurleclerc i will allow him to live another day β³ y/nleclerc i'm sure he's shivering his timbers rn β³ arthurleclerc >:((((
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y/nleclerc lover boy x
fan miss rabbit has fainted
fan spreadsheet fan we just got a HUGE update β³ fan i'm gonna break my laptop in 2 with my bare hands
charles_leclerc :))))) my scheme worked β³ y/nleclerc i still hate when you do that shit β³ alexandrasaintmleux same π
landonorris lover girl x β₯οΈ y/nleclerc
landonorris so gorgeous, i love the way you look tonight xx β³ y/nleclerc you said the same thing the night we danced together π₯Ί β³ landonorris i meant it then and i mean it now x
mclaren scuderiaferrari we stole your girl xx β³ scuderiaferrari you and your ugly colours can get BACK π€Ίπ€Ίπ€Ί β³ fan the girls are fighting!! β³ mclaren UGLY COLOURS??? oh its on
carlossainz55 now he'll stop blowing up my phone about you β³ landonorris nah now i can just annoy you about how cute my GIRLFRIEND is β³ oscarpiastri you've been dying to say that, haven't you? β³ landonorris mate i thought i was going to die
fan sorry can we circle back around to charles saying his scheme worked??? β³ fan yeah charles_leclerc spill. β³ charles_leclerc a magician never reveals his tricks β³ y/nleclerc he forced me and lando to talk at the garden party and then pretended to get a phone call from ferrari so he could play eternal flame over the speakers β³ charles_leclerc y/n :(((( β³ y/nleclerc you used my love song weakness against me, you don't get to have secrets
alexandrasaintmleux can't believe he stole my girl :( β³ y/nleclerc you know my heart is always yours x β³ landonorris WOMP WOMP i didn't pine for years to share
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a/n: thank you for requesting!! i think i've listened to the song about 400 times writing this! needed a lil break from the gote series and this was the perfect thing to get me out of my slump <3
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trying to make my pronouns.page better how tf am i supposed to do this
#like i just think of words??? but im alright being called just abt anything so long as its not a generally female term so-#and the fucking compliments section??? how am i supposed 2 do that compliment me at all and i will be very happy no matter what it is#i have no preferences!!!!!!!#also very strange 2 do as a person who honestly does not give a fuck about names i dont like my deadname thats it#like i HAVE NAMES that i use yeah but im not all that attached to them??? like my fav one is clown bc thats what my discord friends call me#and it makes me happy to be recognised like that and to be GIVEN a name#like no shit its based off my username but they couldve just called me that instead they CHOSE to give me a silly little nickname#and thats a very nice feeling idk#honestly if i could be technically nameless but have ppl know that they can just give me names i would#i dont feel like my actual self has any sort of name im just me idk#also wish there was an option for casually but not joking??? like i have sir listed as okay but i actually quite like it in a casual manner#but not SERIOUSLY like i dont want people to ever actually use that for me as like a sign of respect or whatever#but in a slightly LITTLE BIT joking manner its nice???#ig i could add an option for casually or whatever but uugnghghh#maybe i should get ppl to send me words to put in or some shit#thatd probably be helpful
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